HATERS GOTTA MAKE A BUCK  8:30 am July 5, 2011

Kentucky Tea Party Sells ‘Yup, I’m A Racist’ Fourth of July T-Shirts

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

OH YEEHAW THA FORF OF JULY, time for the awful racist slobs of Lexington, Kentucky to put on their best “warding off the coloreds and the Muslins” finery in honor of Jesus, Hitler and Thomas Jefferson. Do you like seeing the hate-bomb that is puking all over the American flag, on this man’s t-shirt? Does it capture your patriotic spirit? He will sell you another, to wear to the parade!  This is how serious the birth control situation is in Kentucky, because broken condoms result in tragedies like this man, selling apparel to people who want to honor America’s founding dressed like hobo Klansmen. Were there even other tragic people interested in buying from him, or was his booth FOR SOME UNIMAGINABLE REASON labeled “Tea Party Fox News” on the front? SEE THE ANSWER after the jump:

Yes, the brown “INFIDEL” t-shirts read, “Everything I Need to Know About Islam I Learned on 9/11,” which is why they are calling themselves “infidels,” for irony.

So anyway the moral of the story is we are sorry for whoever lives in Lexington, Kentucky. [Thanks to Wonkette Operative "HolyCow!!"]

 

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Madfall July 5, 2011 at 8:32 am

I want one that looks exactly the same except for 'racist' substitute 'rationalist.'

catchtheflava July 5, 2011 at 9:08 am

I want one that substitutes "states rights enthusiast" for "racist."

Flitzy July 8, 2011 at 8:28 am

Sorry, rationalism has no place in American politics!

We've got one that says "Yup, I make absurd and grandiose statements", though.

Terry July 5, 2011 at 8:35 am

Well, look at it this way. It's good when people like him clearly label themselves for all to read. That way, the rest of us can steer clear.

Madfall July 5, 2011 at 8:39 am

Needs a bullseye added to the back for, uh, brand recognition.

MissusBarry July 5, 2011 at 8:40 am

Surveying! The acreage of teabag asses.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Er, yah, those folks look like they need a little sartorial something from Omar the Tentmaker. Do tee shirts come in sizes large enough to cover those lardy behinds?

MissusBarry July 5, 2011 at 8:04 pm

Don't know and don't want to.

Texan_Bulldog July 5, 2011 at 9:00 am

Those are 'surveyor marks'!

weejee July 5, 2011 at 9:52 am

lock 'n load

Sparky_McGruff July 5, 2011 at 9:59 am

Maybe we can convince them to tattoo it on their foreheads. The "right way", so they can read it in a mirror. That way we can give people like him the respect he deserves…

Madfall July 5, 2011 at 10:05 am

I wonder if we could apply for a court order?

Swampgas_Man July 5, 2011 at 10:53 am

Muh daddy once said, "God gave stupid people mouths [and t-shirts] so he wouldn't have to put bells and warning lights on 'em." Course, he was a Texan.

tessiee July 5, 2011 at 8:56 pm

^
This is made of win.

DaRooster July 5, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Steer clear my ass… although I have found that morons are far less affected by head-butts to the mouf than most folks… but it's still fun.

Negropolis July 5, 2011 at 9:55 pm

I don't know about steering clear. I'd like to let some octagenarian with cataracts loose on them in an old Lincoln careening 50 down a 35…

Hagar7 July 6, 2011 at 1:30 am

Glad to see FOX News has finally decided to stop beating around the bush and just own it.

Actually, the only good thing about this was the thought that some group of PR flacks at Newscorp spent the Fourth of July "developing triage action items and talking points" and having Red Bull diarrhea after the picture of this very special sponsored booth at HateCon 2011 hit the net.

croney1 May 22, 2012 at 9:16 pm

Or rev the engine and hit the gas pedal.

Limeylizzie July 5, 2011 at 8:35 am

Can I get one that says "Yes, they are real"?

Madfall July 5, 2011 at 8:51 am

As long as you add '…and purty' to the end of the sentence, sure.

neiltheblaze July 5, 2011 at 9:20 am

My favorite was the one that said "Grow your own!"

Limeylizzie July 5, 2011 at 9:47 am

Oh I want that one.

weejee July 5, 2011 at 9:54 am

she says humming ♪♫ doobie doobie do ♫♪

KotBR July 5, 2011 at 9:30 am

As long as it says "And they're spectacular" on the back.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:36 am

"I can't tell unless I feel."

prommie July 5, 2011 at 9:58 am

I want a pair of shorts that say "Its a grower, not a show-er."

AJWjr. July 5, 2011 at 10:02 am

Great, now I can't get Helen Mirren's tits out of my head.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 10:08 am

As Tony Soprano's mother would say, "Oh, poor you."

Dudleydidwrong July 5, 2011 at 10:13 am

Pix, or…we'll use our rampant high quality imaginations.

Limeylizzie July 5, 2011 at 10:16 am

They will never be as good as the Wonkette's collective imagination, so let's go with that.

prommie July 5, 2011 at 10:49 am

If you took all the girls I knew when I was single, and got 'em all together for one night, they would never match my sweet imagination. . . .

Chet Kincaid July 5, 2011 at 5:48 pm

Together, gentlemen….for pitch: hmm…

AR-e-olas! AR-e-olas!
Areolas! Areolas! Ar-E-O-las!
For…the om-nipple-tent…Lizzie reigneth!
(Areolas! Areolas!)

FiveTenBlue July 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm

ROFL!!! Thanks for the best laugh I've had all day!! :D

[from the 5'10" redhead]

SarahsBush July 5, 2011 at 1:34 pm

I could just stand next to you pointing and yelling that at everyone who looks. I've always wanted a job as a confrontational T-shirt.

Limeylizzie July 5, 2011 at 1:37 pm

Really breastcentric performance art.

lefty74 July 5, 2011 at 8:35 am

As if we didn't already know that about them.
Thanks for clearing that up Red.

baconzgood July 5, 2011 at 8:36 am

Un related to this post.

I was at the Regatta/4th of July celebration with Superdude, Wormboy, and the lil' lady…There was some one sporting a racist Michigan Militia shirt there. I wanted to spit on them. WE LIVE IN PITTSBURGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE

(this comment is 100% snark free)

MissusBarry July 5, 2011 at 8:39 am

Really, no Michigan Militia chapter in Squirrel Hill?

baconzgood July 5, 2011 at 8:50 am

They are based in Ben Avon.

horsedreamer_1 July 5, 2011 at 10:53 am

Sounds Jewy. Ironic, or apocalyptic?

baconzgood July 5, 2011 at 10:59 am

Squirrel Hill is where most of the Jews live.

insidebeltway July 5, 2011 at 12:54 pm

No, but they have Hasidim.

LesPaultard July 5, 2011 at 8:36 am

The Cinci Reds should be proud of the guy standing behind the racist.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:23 am

Well, Marge Schott sure as hell would be.

OurHoboSenator July 5, 2011 at 9:29 am

At least we still have Pete Rose to be proud of.

weejee July 5, 2011 at 9:56 am

He's pleased Ken Griffey has returned to C'Addle.

CrunchyKnee July 5, 2011 at 8:36 am

Wonder if he had any "Wide-Load" tees?

HELisforHEL July 5, 2011 at 10:42 am

They probably sold out early.

NorthStarSpanx July 6, 2011 at 3:41 pm

Yep, look like their constituency. . .one chinless (nothing like a simple realignment won't fix) two fat asses and one no-ass.

keepintime1592 July 8, 2011 at 5:18 pm

Yup, them be some hefty boots the babes be packin'. Law in most states requires, at minimum, that they staple on a couple of red warning flags.

Limeylizzie July 5, 2011 at 8:37 am

OT but Ali Velshi (sp?) is reaming Santorum on his economics numbers/ideas/theories on CNN…he said " Senator, you are going to be doing a lot of interviews you may want to check your math" Wow, he said at the end "Senator, what you are saying is not true and you shouldn't use that as a campaign slogan'" Then said straight to camera" Just to be clear what he said is incorrect information".

Angry_Marmot July 5, 2011 at 8:52 am

Somebody grew a pair at CNN? Better hope corporate doesn't notice.

Limeylizzie July 5, 2011 at 8:54 am

It was amazing, he was so astounded at the crap Santorum was spewing, saying that the stimulus caused job losses, that he was just shaking his head .

Here is the video, I thought someone would put it up. http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2011/07/05/26029

philpjfry July 5, 2011 at 11:22 am

Thanks for the link. Just when you think it can't get any worsee.

sezme July 5, 2011 at 11:39 am

Thanks for posting that; it made me quite happy. What Santorum said was just completely nonsensical any way you analyze it. One problem with his math was saying that 280 million jobs minus 240 million jobs is a loss of 30 million jobs. Another problem was Velshi's point that creating fewer jobs than originally estimated is in no way a loss of jobs. But the funniest problem with Santorum's statement was that with around 14 million unemployed in the whole country, creating 240 million jobs would be spectacular.

Is there anything Santorum isn't incompetent at?

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Spreading santorum?

Terry July 5, 2011 at 8:57 am

Going after Santorum is ok, since he doesn't have much support with, well, anyone.

Fact checking Bachmann, however, is out of line.

V572 [SSAN] July 5, 2011 at 9:40 am

No fair picking on girls! Particularly when you're an apparent space alien like Velshi.

V572 [SSAN] July 5, 2011 at 9:41 am

When can we go up in the attic, bring down and dust off the useful verb "lie"?

"Just to be clear what he said is incorrect information" is not an adequate replacement.

HELisforHEL July 5, 2011 at 10:44 am

Thank you. I really wish the pussy press would retrieve their balls from Dick Cheney and use real words like 'Lie' when discussing 99.9999999999999% of the republican platform.

tessiee July 5, 2011 at 9:01 pm

"When can we go up in the attic, bring down and dust off the useful verb "lie"?"

Apparently it's OK to yell it at the President.

gvvt July 5, 2011 at 9:12 pm

What exactly IS "incorrect information"?

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:43 am

"reaming Santorum"

Please, Lizzie, it's a bit early yet.

Negropolis July 5, 2011 at 9:58 pm

'Bout damned time anchors and hosts stop letting politician get away with stating obviously false data on the television.

sqeptiq July 8, 2011 at 10:48 pm

Interesting. Usually when talking economic issues, Velshi comes off like Larry Kudlow Jr. Guess Santorum (pardon my language) is too much even for him.

MissusBarry July 5, 2011 at 8:38 am

Might be the most intellectually honest thing ever put forth by this dude or any of his kkkompadres.

lumpenprole July 5, 2011 at 10:36 am

This is kinda how I feel about Bristol and the abstinence ed thing.

emmelemm July 5, 2011 at 1:46 pm

Truth in Labelling Act.

JoeBiteme July 5, 2011 at 8:39 am

Typical gotcha media…

4tehlulz_lite July 5, 2011 at 8:39 am

I'm sure the Secret Service appreciates making their job a little easier.

Barrelhse July 5, 2011 at 8:56 am

They probably bought a few.

Rosie_Scenario July 5, 2011 at 8:40 am

Any ideas on what might be printed on the back of that t-shirt? Besides "kick me?"

hollywooddood July 5, 2011 at 8:47 am

I'm with stupid?

Mahousu July 5, 2011 at 8:52 am

I am stupid?

Limeylizzie July 5, 2011 at 8:55 am

FTW

SorosBot July 5, 2011 at 10:07 am

With an arrow pointing up?

tessiee July 5, 2011 at 9:01 pm

With an up-pointing arrow.

Madfall July 5, 2011 at 8:52 am

Like I said above, a bullseye, or crosshairs.

horsedreamer_1 July 5, 2011 at 10:55 am

More likely, "Survey says…"

DrunkIrishman July 5, 2011 at 8:59 am

Git-r-done?

HELisforHEL July 5, 2011 at 10:45 am

Ugh. Undoubtedly.

Dudleydidwrong July 5, 2011 at 10:19 am

Two arrows, one pointing up and one pointing down, with the words "Which asshole are you talking about?"

JustPixelz July 5, 2011 at 10:22 am

Gingrich/Gulliani 2012?

bagofmice July 5, 2011 at 11:17 am

Do you know who ELSE was racist?

4tehlulz_lite July 5, 2011 at 1:46 pm

"And you're racist for saying I am."

lou_sarah July 5, 2011 at 1:48 pm

"I'm my own grandpaw?"

ha ha ha, just kidding. We're into that kind of thing up north, also too.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Insert dick here? With an arrow pointing down, just in case the readers are as impaired as the flaunter.

trampndirtdown July 5, 2011 at 8:40 am

Oh for fucks sake, this kind of thing is depressing enough to feel like Ken is back.

ThundercatHo July 5, 2011 at 8:42 am

Speaking of birth control, his tighty whities should be labeled "Abnormal, do not use."

MissusBarry July 5, 2011 at 8:45 am

(a) I'd give many upfists if I could.

(b) People like this make me feel guilty about not breeding to at least do my part to offset the stupid. I apologize to wonkeratti, sane folks everywhere, and the jeebus for my aversion to kiddies.

HELisforHEL July 5, 2011 at 10:56 am

Missus, I am with you. No lil' consumers here either.
My brother and his heinous ex used to chide us re: not adding "good white intellectual stock" to the gene pool (they're mensan, rascist libertarian clowns) and what a surprise, they're progeny are Generally Average teens who will probably go through life being Generally Average, listening to scream metal or whatever it is, playing video games and buying crap. I only hope they will eventually shed the meanspirited, selfish, libertarian worldview their parents foisted on them. But don't feel guilty–be glad you didn't throw this shithole world onto the backs of some innocent lives.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:29 pm

DON'T feel bad. Much better to have let one's gonads go past their "use by" date than to pop one and then find you can't stand it. It's not like you can return them. My recent conversations with childed friends (whose lovely children have all been replaced by hideous pod-teenagers with nasty attitudes, bad manners, and a penchant for screaming "I HATE YOU" in between asking for money and lying about what they did with it) indicate that NOT-breeding was very the right thing to do.

MissusBarry July 5, 2011 at 7:56 pm

Ok, actual guilt might be an exaggeration…more like should feel guilty. Regardless, never been a question. I'd be a horrible mother considering it's the last thing I've ever wanted to be. Thankfully, MisterBarry is on board, since I'd already taken irreversible avoidance measures before we were a couple (which I rambled on to him about in a hydrocodone induced haze the day of the procedure and, oddly enough, he claims it was the first time he thought about getting together). At this point, I think Wonkette knows my whole life story, which is fine because I don't rock racism shirts or trucknutz.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 8:08 pm

Yeah, I get those little twinges everytime some lefty friend asks why I haven't spawned. Jeezus, why would I wanna inflict my parents' toxic parenting upon innocent children? I *should* feel guilty that I haven't tried for a sperm-and-egg-omelette because Rick Santorum made half a dozen? Yikes.

I shall have to investigate the hydrocodone haze at closer quarters.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:30 pm

Not to pick a nit or nuthin', but I seriously doubt his tighties are anything close to whitie.

starfanglednut July 5, 2011 at 9:20 pm

All that santorum, you betcha.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 9:24 pm

santorumpocalypse.

hollywooddood July 5, 2011 at 8:45 am

I like it. What better way to identify themselves as the biggest losers in America?

deanbooth July 5, 2011 at 8:47 am

Yup, I'm a ppalled.

MrFizzy July 5, 2011 at 8:48 am

I'm just glad Kentucky exists – better they're all in one place. No, wait, I missed Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Arkansas…..oh forget it.

Terry July 5, 2011 at 8:58 am

Ohio, don't forget Ohio. Rural Michigan is a treat, too.

V572 [SSAN] July 5, 2011 at 10:02 am

Rural anywhere, really, including CA and NY. They like it out there because it's not so, uh…urban. Plus more room in the yard for satellite dishes and dead pickup trucks.

In rural Louisiana (and I guess elsewhere) there's a sort of redneck Target called "Tractor Supply." Their teevee ads use the tabline, "We've got what you need out here."

V572 [SSAN] July 5, 2011 at 9:44 am

All parts of the Stroke Belt. http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://images

weejee July 5, 2011 at 9:58 am

Even here in the Soviet of Warshington we have our enkkklaves.

lefty74 July 5, 2011 at 8:49 am

It should read I'M A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT NO GOOD ASSHOLE FUCKING RED NECK . And I get $3 every time some other worthless piece of shit no good fucking asshole red neck buys one of these.

riverside68 July 5, 2011 at 8:50 am

Korn fed and inbred!

I guess he didn't get the memo from Fox and Tea Party about not ready to be seen together in public yet. (He was suppose to stay in the closet until after the 2012 election.)

BlueMonkeh July 5, 2011 at 8:50 am

Jesus these people. Can we force them to secede? Now?

Terry July 5, 2011 at 8:54 am

To the best of my knowledge, Kentucky remained a part of the Union throughout the Civil War.

BlueMonkeh July 5, 2011 at 8:55 am

Amazing. All the more reason. They missed their chance in the first round so they've been catching up ever since.

baconzgood July 5, 2011 at 9:10 am

Where (and how many times) do you need me to sign?

FiveTenBlue July 20, 2011 at 1:04 pm

LOL

DrunkIrishman July 5, 2011 at 8:59 am

I think just saying you're from Kentucky automatically implies that.

Barrelhse July 5, 2011 at 9:00 am

The things you see when you don't have a flame-thrower.
Although those grease fires can be hard to extinguish.

Ohforcripessake July 5, 2011 at 9:02 am

I bet the only time he wears this garb(age) is when he's hawking his wares to other morans at Tea Party events.

Dudleydidwrong July 5, 2011 at 10:23 am

Nah, he wears his T-shirt to bed. The wife/sister just loves it. Gets her all hotted up.

HELisforHEL July 5, 2011 at 10:59 am

She's so excited she leaves her teeth in.

tessiee July 5, 2011 at 9:05 pm

Or takes them out, I'm not sure which, and REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

starfanglednut July 5, 2011 at 9:22 pm

Really, really, really, really….

PNUT May 18, 2012 at 6:50 pm

You're right, he's too cowardly to wear it anywhere except when he's surrounded by the like minded.

DaSandman July 5, 2011 at 9:04 am

The man is simply the product of Southern culture. Proving, once again, that his plantation owning ancestors did have intercourse with sheep.

MaxNeanderthal July 5, 2011 at 4:50 pm

Descended from the apes but on a damn shallow gradient…..

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:04 am

I bet those t-shirts are Made In America, not by some poor 10-cents-a-day kid in Nicaragua or Bangladesh!!! Or maybe not.

Weenus299 July 5, 2011 at 10:03 am

Most likely, "Hecho en China."

comrad_darkness July 5, 2011 at 11:19 am

Procured from UnFair Trade, where for a little extra per product you can be assured that the workers were starved every other day. Rand Paul also favors this supplier.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Nah. The Marianas Islands. Because they're legally permitted to use the "Made in the USA" label, while actually hiring poor Chinese women whom they house in barracks and force abortions upon and pay less than shit to do the slave-work needed.

Ain't it GREAT to be a part of this capitalist scumsucking machine? I'm SO proud!

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:05 am

Should it not read "I are a racist?"

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:35 pm

Wassamatter you, you can't speak teabaggese? That's "I R teh rascisct" to you, bucko, and don't you forget it.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:06 am

I bet he has plenty of plus-sizes in stock.

ChessieNefercat July 5, 2011 at 2:29 pm

"I bet he has plenty of plus-sizes in stock."

Or not, because don't forget, he's stupid.

NorthStarSpanx July 6, 2011 at 3:44 pm

This is where an X-rating is not sexxxy, unless it is, I don't know how some fetishes work.

DrunkIrishman July 5, 2011 at 9:06 am

Wait…is that Tim Pawlenty?!?

hollywooddood July 5, 2011 at 9:23 am

It's his younger brother, Darrell.

BarryOPotter July 6, 2011 at 10:05 am

No, I think it's his other brother Darrell…

jetjaguar July 5, 2011 at 9:48 am

No, that's clearly an oak tree.

baconzgood July 5, 2011 at 9:07 am

Yup I'm Baconz's "douche bag of the week"!

(FIXED)

Chillwaver July 5, 2011 at 9:07 am

Is this some kind of "ironic hipster" shirt?

Edit: and it gets better…there is even a guy wearing a "FUBU" shirt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjkUZCLvC3Q

thedeathofirony July 5, 2011 at 9:45 am

To clarify, the video you linked to is from last year's event. Same ass waffles and same shirts though.

The guy in the FUBU shirt, *woosh*.

Barrelhse July 5, 2011 at 9:51 am

Too bad the cameraman is a tweaker.

Dudleydidwrong July 5, 2011 at 10:35 am

I like the "I support Jesus Christ as savior" line. Will that be on the ballot in 2012? Who is he running with? Maybe the ticket will be Santorum/Jesus in 2012.

These people have no sense of history, irony, or decency. When Lincoln said, "God must love the common people because he made so many of them" I don't think he would have included these shallow-end-of-the-gene-pool comic book cretins.

HELisforHEL July 5, 2011 at 11:01 am

Confronted with these single-braincelled organisms, he probably would have shot himself in the head.

GOPCrusher July 5, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Sadly, yes. A Tea Bagger in my office likes to say "That's racist" after just about everything. From what I understand, because just about everything that comes out of their mouth is racist, they have decided to make it an ironic statement in the hopes that no one will pay attention when they are called out on it.

Texan_Bulldog July 5, 2011 at 9:08 am

Ha ha…this guy thinks he's so funny. I've heard the 'if I don't like Obama, I must be a racist' line often and I always want to say, 'Well, duh!'

Radiotherapy® July 5, 2011 at 9:08 am

Needs more flair.
Like a nice little flag pin.

GOPCrusher July 5, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Well you know, the Nazis had pieces of flair.

Sue4466 July 5, 2011 at 9:09 am

It's like the "don't use this blowdryer in the shower tag" in that it's pretty fucking obvious.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:20 am

Or the "Remove Before Operating Vehicle" warning on automobile windshield sunshades.

PsycWench July 5, 2011 at 9:10 am

He apologizes if anyone is offended.

V572 [SSAN] July 5, 2011 at 9:46 am

Who doesn't love the "I'm sorry you're such an asshole" apology? It appears in so many wonderful variants.

lumpenprole July 5, 2011 at 10:49 am

That's just his "opinion."

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:10 am

I wonder what the back of that guy's pickup truck looks like.

Dudleydidwrong July 5, 2011 at 10:50 am

Inventory:
empty beer cans: check
(full beer cans MUST be in the truck cab)
broken cement blocks: check
empty oil bottles: check
partly full oil bottles: check
half-full bottle of brake fluid: check
dog: check
bowl for water: missing
wheels with no tires: check
worn tires with no wheels: check
wife/sister check but I can't see her right now…

He qualifies

tessiee July 5, 2011 at 9:08 pm

Truck nuts, for sure.

kissawookiee July 5, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Lots of tie-downs. Lots and lots of tie-downs and stretched-out bungees.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 1:20 pm

I was actually trying to visualize what the stickers on his bumper and tailgate were like, but I guess we've all seen it.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:39 pm

His face. Prove me wrong. Or maybe it's his ass.

OC_Surf_Serf July 5, 2011 at 9:15 am

Funny, 'cause most baggers don't need the Tees to identify themselves…they use the scooter, made-in-china mini flags, a lard belly, and missing front teeth.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:15 am

It would be a great reality show to take this guy and his shirt and drop him off in East St Louis or on the MLK Boulevard of any major city and see what happens.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:39 pm

Oooh, urban!

finallyhappy July 5, 2011 at 8:22 pm

I 'd be glad to drop hm off at Georgia and Kennedy in DC

Chillwaver July 5, 2011 at 9:20 am

"Yup, I'm gonna win the lottery someday."

KeepFnThatChicken July 5, 2011 at 9:23 am

I playfully call myself an infidel, being that I'm a non-believing, filthy atheist — but I'm just not an asshole about it.

Goonemeritus July 5, 2011 at 9:24 am

I’m sure he thinks he is providing a vital service, prepackaging hate for the less creative.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:33 am

Hey, every $15 shirt he sells is $15 less that his anencaphilic customer can send to a political candidate, so, yes, he is providing a vital service.

donner_froh July 5, 2011 at 9:24 am

His face is scrunched up–he must be trying to think really hard about a question one of the people in front of him asked such as "Is this the Tea Party Fox News T-shirt booth?" or "Are we in Lexington, Kentucky?"

Or maybe he just took a shit in his shorts.

HELisforHEL July 5, 2011 at 11:03 am

All of them, Katie

AssembledWrong July 5, 2011 at 9:25 am

Are they printed on AmerAppar T's? I feel like we should at least be supporting American made products with these.

Mahousu July 5, 2011 at 9:26 am

Clearly this is the work of hackers. It is not in Fox News's usual style.

SorosBot July 5, 2011 at 9:27 am

I'm sure Spanky2 will be along shortly to either explain how this guy is obviously really a liberal, because liberals are the real racists, or claim that he's not a racist because mumblemumble and we're all playing the race card again.

Reagan Still Dead July 5, 2011 at 9:36 am

Lemme just get this out of the way and save him the time: teleprompter, 57 states, wingnut-link-not-worth-clicking, Kenyan, Muslim, birf certificate, libtard/liblunatic…did I forget anything? Of course, 9/11!

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:44 am

Slick Willie!

SorosBot July 5, 2011 at 10:06 am

Well there's also his racist names for the Obama girls "Malaria and Shariah", calling "Mooschele" fat, "Obummer", calling anyone to the left of Franco a communist…

GOPCrusher July 5, 2011 at 12:45 pm

If Communism is bad, why do the Chinese have all our money?

lumpenprole July 5, 2011 at 10:56 am

Non communist politicians.
That one throws me off midsentence, everytime. Not sure that I've ever seen those words in that order before.

glamourdammerung July 5, 2011 at 4:00 pm

I doubt it. Spanky tends to cower when called out directly.

Come here a minute July 5, 2011 at 9:27 am

Yup, I hate you, and you probably hate me, too.

neiltheblaze July 5, 2011 at 9:28 am

Good – at least he comes right out and says it. This way one can read the tee and then ignore everything he says and thinks. Convenient.

ttommyunger July 5, 2011 at 9:33 am

This is just sad. On the other hand, it does make me feel a little better about living in Georgia, so; I've got that going for me, which is nice.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:47 am

I'm sure franchises are available in the red-clay state. Coming soon to a flea market or gun show near you!

ttommyunger July 5, 2011 at 9:54 am

You know, Baldar, I'm pretty sure there are seven shitloads of the same kind of booths already operating in the Sovereign State of Dumbfuckistan, where I reside, and thank you for bringing it up.

prommie July 5, 2011 at 9:53 am

That and the total consciousness thing, on your deathbed. A little something, you know, for the effort.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:57 am

Goonga galoonga.

prommie July 5, 2011 at 10:53 am

Chinch bugs. Lotta people don't know about that.

ttommyunger July 5, 2011 at 10:00 am

The ONLY role Bill ever played that made me laugh out loud.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:42 pm

Is it OK to ask why an apparently nice, intelligent human fucking being like yourself is in that woebegone state? Or am I likely to get my ass shot off as a result?

zhubajie July 5, 2011 at 10:05 pm

Yeah, I been wondering about that, too!

ttommyunger July 5, 2011 at 11:04 pm

I love the weather, four distinct seasons, none of which are exceptionally severe. I am not a social person, nor am I active in my community, so the only peeps I interact with are the gymrats I spend seven or eight hours a week with. KnuckleUp is a place that emphasizes Martial Arts, weight lifting and aerobic work. Most of the members are not local products. Check it out on FB (ttommyunger). I am a Missouri boy, HS in SF Bay (Marin County), I have no interest in returning to either of those locals. Been here since the Gov't moved me here in '71. If I leave here it will be to live on the road.

tessiee July 5, 2011 at 9:12 pm

"feel a little better about living in Georgia"

Which Georgia? The totalitarian backwater or the one in Russia?

ttommyunger July 5, 2011 at 11:06 pm

Ha, Ha….funny…..(whimper)

Negropolis July 6, 2011 at 12:48 am

Zing!

PristineODummy July 6, 2011 at 1:07 am

Wow, that was so … skillful.

Reagan Still Dead July 5, 2011 at 9:33 am

Sizes start at XL and go up.

lou_sarah July 5, 2011 at 1:49 pm

to XXXXXL!

J Rbt. Oppenheiner July 5, 2011 at 9:39 am

Not racist, but #1 with racists.

Urban_Achiever July 5, 2011 at 9:40 am

For a split-second I thought the T-short guy was George 'Macaca' Allen, until I realized that he wasn't holding a football.

FakaktaSouth July 5, 2011 at 9:40 am

JEsus FUcking CHRIst. WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT THIS COCKSUCKER IS? Why is the teabagger nation a haven for identity grasping, identify your feelings, coddle me in my uniqueness cause I am so god damned special, NOTICE ME fucktards? LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME. Ugh. Whatever.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:41 am

Is this what we call a "dog whistle?"

kissawookiee July 5, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Yeah, if the dog is mostly deaf. Sorta like a "dog foghorn."

EBGrey July 5, 2011 at 9:42 am

What does it say that klansmen at least felt the need to conceal their identities with hoods, whereas this cracker openly announces his love for racism…and Fox News.

Reagan Still Dead July 5, 2011 at 9:48 am

It's one thing to see politicians or Faux exploiting the ignorant, but it takes it to a whole 'nother level of disgusting when there are 'entrepreneurs' who are comfortable openly plying their un-American, un-patriotic, un-christian trade. Usually under the guise of those very things. Ayn Rand must be taking a shit on George Orwell in his grave.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:46 pm

When speaking to yoicks of this fine fellow's ilk, I have been surprised to find that they're only in it for the money. They usually have a bunch of "I H8 Fox" and "Republicans SUX" tees in the boxes they left at home which they'll gladly sell to any hippie willing to shell out the bux. Seriously. Frank Zappa was right. This country will collapse because it's filled with greedy bastards who will happily sell it, and their grandmother, down the river to make a single extra penny.

Barrelhse July 6, 2011 at 10:27 am

But all is good because George Orwell was most fond of plate-jobs.

jaytingle July 5, 2011 at 9:49 am

I would say that they sold an equal number of "I'm WIth Stupid" shirts, but who would want to associate with these people?

prommie July 5, 2011 at 9:52 am

Oh for fuck's sake.

Mothergooch July 5, 2011 at 9:52 am

Why is there always a guy in a red baseball cap? I'm looking at YOU, Fred Durst!

Madfall July 5, 2011 at 10:28 am

To show their allegiance to the 'Murican way of sports, republican sports that is!

phlox✔ July 5, 2011 at 12:28 pm

He did it all for the nookie, obv.

grandinquisitor July 5, 2011 at 9:58 am

I'd like to show this guy my War of Northern Aggression.

Madfall July 5, 2011 at 10:25 am

Sexxiest euphemism evar.

Guppy06 July 5, 2011 at 10:28 am

I'm personally amazed he's actually celebrating on the 148th anniversary of the twin losses of Gettysburg and Vicksburg. Isn't July 4 supposed to be an official day of mourning around those parts?

Barrelhse July 5, 2011 at 9:59 am

Apparently Fox "News" is ok with this, as they have their corporate logo plastered everywhere.
I'm hoping the phone hacking scandal in the UK will help to bring down Murdoch.

Limeylizzie July 5, 2011 at 11:50 am

No shit, isn't the latest just astonishing? They hacked the voice mail of an abducted teenager and kept checking it and then deleted some of the messages and her parents thought she was still alive and was doing the deleting herself, she was in fact dead.

Barrelhse July 5, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Lizzie- when I saw that story it was the last straw. If the populace won't boycott this idiot they should have their wells poisoned.

MaxNeanderthal July 5, 2011 at 4:59 pm

Keep up guys, they've done it not once but twice, two little girls murdered by the school janitor. Trouble is that cunt Cameron is Murdoch's butt-bitch, so nowt will come of it…

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:50 pm

Is he really? Well, fuck me blind, I didn't think things could be worse with Tony the lapdog gone.

starfanglednut July 5, 2011 at 9:32 pm

That is so fucking awful. It boggles the mind. I hope those parents sue them for evrything.

GOPCrusher July 5, 2011 at 12:49 pm

What I don't understand is why this guy would put Tea Party and Fox News on the same sign?
Have they stopped claiming that they are a grassroots movement and are finally affirming that they are a wholly owned subsidiary of Fox News, Dick Armey, and the Koch Brothers?

imissopus July 5, 2011 at 1:51 pm

He's a liberal plant, obvs.

weejee July 5, 2011 at 10:01 am

Sweet baby Jeeves, looks like the butler missed something this morning at the Wonkette. However, it appears to be something that should go to the hazmat site not the landfill. The help should wear rubber gloves & all when tossing it out.

Weenus299 July 5, 2011 at 10:02 am

Dumbth: You need to buy a T-shirt to remember what you are.

ManchuCandidate July 5, 2011 at 10:07 am

What's funny was this T-shirt was meant as an attempt to defuse liebrul accusations that they're racist assholes. Surrounding one's self with other racist T-shirts kinda destroys that.

Good work, dumbass.

mrblifil July 5, 2011 at 10:08 am

He's just trying to introduce balance into the conversation.

Guppy06 July 5, 2011 at 10:29 am

The only way a teabagger could "introduce balance" is by sitting closer to the middle of the seesaw.

And even then, its workings will be as mysterious to them as the tides.

Beetagger July 5, 2011 at 10:12 am

It's code for "I'm With Stupid."

Madfall July 5, 2011 at 10:15 am

Video here with more background:
http://www.examiner.com/independent-in-louisville

(Thanks to Tacky Tick @Crasstalk)

thedeathofirony July 5, 2011 at 10:36 am

Once again, that's from 2010. Same douche-canoes, same shirts.

I wonder if they bought in bulk and couldn't sell enough last year.

Madfall July 5, 2011 at 10:40 am

You're quite right, that'll teach me not to look at the source more carefully. My bad.

Barrelhse July 5, 2011 at 3:22 pm

Wait- you mean even MORE background than is provided by these "two" ladies in the pic?

Madfall July 5, 2011 at 3:30 pm

Ouch, mean :(

ThundercatHo July 5, 2011 at 10:21 am

Other selections at his booth:

"My Mom and Uncle/Dad went to the Creation Museum and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
"Southern Fried Head Stomper"

FNMA July 5, 2011 at 11:58 am

"My Mom and Uncle/Dad went to the Creation Museum and all I got was this lousy sixth toe and prehensile tail."

Barrelhse July 5, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Me and my Sis
Do the double-back twist

MLite July 5, 2011 at 10:22 am

We Librals just don't get the ironee.

larrymcawful July 5, 2011 at 3:33 pm

What do you mean? It's a tee shirt. You don't iron it.

MLite July 5, 2011 at 3:40 pm

You make a good point Larry, a damn good point.

grandinquisitor July 5, 2011 at 10:23 am

Oh wait, here's their awesome website where you can buy more of their crap. http://gotsomethingtosay.us/
The Tea Party is nothing but a lazy grift.

Guppy06 July 5, 2011 at 10:30 am

I'm going to hold out for the Official Teabagger Miracle Diet Pill.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:53 pm

What, cyanide? Hey, they'll never have to worry about their weight again!

ThundercatHo July 5, 2011 at 10:42 am

How may we direct the talents of Anonymous to this site? There should be like a bat signal or something.

OneYieldRegular July 5, 2011 at 10:25 am

I think somebody thought that the person depicted on the old "Sure, I'm a Marxist!" t-shirt was actually Karl Marx.

mumbly_joe July 5, 2011 at 10:45 am

In their defense (ugh I feel dirty), if there is anything more American than being stupid, racist, and proud, I haven't thought of it yet. So, in a sense, blazoning that shirt with the stars and stripes makes perfect sense.

prommie July 5, 2011 at 10:47 am

While he is demonstrating his 100% All-American-ness by misusing other people's trademarks and logos, why didn't he throw in McDonalds, Coke, and Nike, just for fun? Dollars to Donuts he's a "libertarian" too.

gullywompr July 5, 2011 at 10:56 am

That's not a t-shirt, it's a uniform.

horsedreamer_1 July 5, 2011 at 10:57 am

Pick that wedgie, dollface.

mavenmaven July 5, 2011 at 11:02 am

I like the matching red top and pants on the two amply butted women.

Barrelhse July 5, 2011 at 12:31 pm

oh- you're right, there are only two! Looks like a full house, though.

BklynIlluminati July 5, 2011 at 11:02 am

Wait Herman Cain keeps telling me that this is so not true. I mean if you can't trust your pizza guy to be a non-lying uncle Tom who can you trust?

a_pink_poodle July 5, 2011 at 11:20 am

Tea Party and Fox News sign? I dunno. While I admit I love a good ribbing at Fox News and the Tea Party, it seems like a set up job. If it was just the Tea Party, it wouldn't look suspicious but that Fox News tag on the bottom makes me wonder.

Either that or the guy's trying to cash in on the zealotry, which might be the case.

HolyCow!! July 5, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Rest assured. They were serious.

DerrickWildcat July 5, 2011 at 11:21 am

He's just an ironic hipster. Kind of like how I wear, Color Me Bad and NKOTB T-Shirts.

Ramon X July 5, 2011 at 11:28 am

I don't think this means what you think it means. I was in Kentucky once and I think this is some kind of NASCAR thing. I think brother man is saying that he is a fan of automobile races.

Really, we mustn't be so quick to judge. I drove through Alabama last year with my Maine license plates and several friendly motorists saluted me with one extended finger. I understand they were saying that in their view, Maine is number one! We have to allow for some cultural differences, people.

philpjfry July 5, 2011 at 11:29 am

You know, I don't know why anything surprises me anymore.

proudgrampa July 5, 2011 at 12:15 pm

I'm with you, philp. I keep trying to be optimistic, but stuff like this just keeps dragging me down.

Redhead July 5, 2011 at 11:47 am

Pssssst, Kentucky. Sarcasm and sincerity – not synonyms.

FNMA July 5, 2011 at 12:03 pm

I you want Kentuckians to understand, you really have to use smaller words. I mean, really, they believe a "sarcasm" is something that happens to a woman in the throes of wine-cooler abetted sexy time.

user-of-owls July 5, 2011 at 12:19 pm

"Everything I learned…"

Oh, that's rich.

sportshort July 5, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the racism of the American public.

fuflans July 5, 2011 at 2:50 pm

i hope those customers are drinking diet coke to get in shape.

larrymcawful July 5, 2011 at 3:31 pm

What's the big deal? It already says "Yep, I'm a racist" on all Kentucky license plates.

DaRooster July 5, 2011 at 4:13 pm

So the "Infidel" shirts say- “Everything I Need to Know About Islam I Learned on 9/11,”

But is that also when you learned about the Bush's close knit friendship with the Bin Laden crew, how they were all secretly allowed to leave our country even though no planes were supposed to be in the air and that the Bush's knew it was coming?

'Cuz that's what I had learned soon after…

Barrelhse July 5, 2011 at 5:56 pm

They could have saved a fortune on production had they simply printed "ANUS."

Left_Leftie July 5, 2011 at 5:58 pm

I'm also guessing by this picture that the average weight in Kentucky is fat and the preferred look is "ill-fitting"

BarackMyWorld July 5, 2011 at 6:10 pm

DOES….NOT….COMPUTE…

HolyCow!! July 5, 2011 at 6:23 pm

The Tea Party movement isn't limited to Kentucky nor is racism. The good news is that the few people who visited the Tea Party booth in Lexington weren't friendly to the idiots running it. Unfortunately, I couldn't get a picture or video of the group shouting them down that had just left before these people strolled up.

glamourdammerung July 5, 2011 at 8:48 pm

Needs more all-caps.

Negropolis July 5, 2011 at 9:50 pm

The snark, it forever eludes these folks, no? For the life of them, they can never get it right, poor things.

BTW, Lexington is like the Cambridge of Kentucky, a very educated, upscale city. Hell, they even have a gay mayor. But, at the end of the day…it's still in Kentucky, and you can only keep the nuts so far from the city walls.

zhubajie July 8, 2011 at 6:54 am

I figure that open racists are less dangerous that the "I'm not a racist, BUT…" types.

zappadoo76 July 8, 2011 at 10:46 pm

I'm a racist, too. And so is everyone on this site. At least that Tea-tard has the balls to admit it.

MarieDevine July 15, 2011 at 12:56 pm

There will always be ignorant people around; and there will be campaign strategy using covert actions and setting up photo opportunities that seem to paint the other party as racists to try to hold onto their voters.

RACISTS are those who REFUSE to see facts on Socialist connections and policies or the hiding of basic identity records by the president only BECAUSE he is black or promises them free money with entitlements. That is the reason we do not see many blacks at Tea Party rallies. THAT must change or we will all be enslaved to lifelong employment to pay government and union payrolls and insurance premiums. This is not freedom. Divine-Way.com gives facts so people can make wise decisions, not regurgitated lies.

PNUT May 18, 2012 at 6:45 pm

We should commend them for finally being honest with themselves, the rest of us already knew.

UncleLooney June 1, 2012 at 1:05 am

Kenfucky. Land of Ayn Rand Paul. Home of the pupil-less eyes.

fitley June 26, 2012 at 6:23 pm

I'm glad they are identifying themselves. This will give me a chance to test how far I can urinate.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:28 am

They're branching out. I think they are now against abortion and same-sex marriage too. Since thinking can be taxing, they are taxed enough already, dammit!

YasserArraFeck July 5, 2011 at 10:17 am

"Mentally Taxed Enough Already"

GOPCrusher July 5, 2011 at 12:43 pm

And they hate Republiklans and Democrats equally.

BaldarTFlagass July 5, 2011 at 9:39 am

Hey H-Cat, if I'd knowed you were around I would have thrown in a "Fifth Ward" reference just to give you that home-cooked flavor.

insidebeltway July 5, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Hey, you sound like the guy dating my daughter.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 7:49 pm

You know, Rupert's Dad was a fine man, a journalist who really believed in what he was doing. I don't know how he raised such a worthless little shit, but the old man must be doing cartwheels in his grave.

tessiee July 5, 2011 at 9:03 pm

"Yeah, I get those little twinges everytime some lefty friend asks why I haven't spawned."

I used to tell people that I can't bear children.
Those who didn't get the pun were mortified.

PristineODummy July 5, 2011 at 9:18 pm

Ahahahahaha!! ZOMG. That is both brilliant and cruel. May I? I will pay royalty in home-grown new potatoes.

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