Uh, New York hippie gangs win! The giant fire-breathing progressive lynch mob that tried to murder Glenn Beck and his family in Bryant Park made them decide to get the hell out and not wait to be eaten. Like in the zombie movies! So they are moving to Texas to live in a suburban gated community full other fearful rich white idiots, as God intended. Why would someone like Beck want to ever live near a socialist cesspool like New York to begin with?
It’s New York, where the nightmare apocalypse sins of socialism are constantly tempting God to destroy the city every day with its freely roaming gays, its public transportation, its public schools and its Jon Stewart show. Exactly. So Glenn Beck is not only going to escape the Eastern seaboard, he will go to Texas, thereby putting a human shield of several millions people between him and New York. Try to get him now, zombie libturds!
From WOAI.com:
Beck stated, “As we build a new media, I’m not building it in New York.”
New York has not been friendly to Beck. He told the story Tuesday of how a mob of liberals verbally assaulted him and his wife in Bryant Park while watching an outdoor movie. Beck said cinemagoers turned on him during Monday’s screening of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The 39 Steps.” One person, he said, shouted “We hate conservatives here” and another yelled “We’re in New York and we hate Republicans.”
“You would think there would be some common decency, especially among the culturally superior here in New York,” he said on his show.
At least there is still some proof that collective action works. Good riddance. [WOAI.com/ NY Daily News]
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Please, please, please let the locks on this "gated community" be on the outside.
As if we could be that lucky!
His digs are just a few miles from my house; I could maybe help you (and the world) out there..
One of those big Kryptonite bike locks would be fun. They'd have to cut up the gate.
The Alamo was a gated community in Texas. We can hope.
The impotent rage of ignorant, intolerant, mobs…….
This is off-topic…but I read some of your Andrew Beerfart comments…are you really so stupid as to think people should use "trial and error" with chemicals instead of allowing scientists to test them for us? This is just as stupid with food, also…I think somewhere along the line you've been hit many times in the head with a tack hammer…it's the only way I can explain the abject stupidity of your comments. Oh, and by the way= TARP, GM Bailout, Stimulus…yeah your GOP initiated all of those. TARP was Bush, the GM Bailout began under Bush and the Republicans happily voted for anything without any oversight or accountability worked into the bills. Obama on the other hand passes his half of TARP and actually gets the money back…loans GM et. al. money (which saved our auto industry) and put half of his stimulus into works projects while selling the other half out to you wingnuts as tax cuts. The point is, we have NO IDEA where any of Bush's "emergency spending" went and we'll NEVER recover it, either…Obama is a different story as much of his loans have come back. Now who's the fiscally responsible one here?
In a Libertarian Paradise, there are no limits on our freedom to poison ourselves as long as the price is low. Once enough bodies pile up, people will avoid toxic products and the purveyors of same will find another line of work–or at least a new shell corporation.
I'd settle for soundproofing.
Glenn Beck is now a Texican. Good luck with that!
And I never, EVER thought I'd feel sorry for Texas again.
Based upon my personal experience with Texas, fuck em the deserve each other and now I hope the seceede from the Union.
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to Texans. You hypocrites make me sick.
Nomind/Dogass voice, you're in the wrong head! Go back and join your friends.
"friends"
You funny.
49/50 tolerant is like 98% – that's pretty good! Honesty requires that we admit to throwing a few more in there with Texas – so lets say 90% tolerant. Not too shabby.
Then go be sick and don't come back!
Let's hope it makes you completely sick.
ESAD you cocksucker.
Ahem. Please see "Poe's Law" and my comment stream. Hope that clarifies things.
Needless to say, I take full responsibility for having Poe'd. I'll accept any downfisting as understandable friendly fire.
Also, too:
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to spot-on parodies of conservatrolls. You hypocrites make me sick.
Once is a comment.
Twice is a meme.
Well, at least a proto-meme.
(Yeah, um, read his comment stream before posting much? Fuckin' dumbass.)
Senator Owls requests permission to revise and extend his ill-informed remarks. For the record, more than five is a confirmed meme.
My comment stream is a veritable fountain of p
Also, I'm pretty sure one cannot single-handedly force a meme (cf. the case of Milhous v /b/ ). Now, if others start parodically channeling our troll, then that would be a meme. At most, this is a trope.
The old Red Skelton joke was never more appropriate – You can always tell a Texan but you can't tell him much. (His delivery was better.)
Now I have this image of Beck's pudgy face, with BBQ sauce smeared around his mouth. That's gonna take a while to bleach out.
Good , fuck off you loathsome , puffy, fear-mongering, fat, addled, racist, megalomaniacal, delusional cunt.
Why are you holding back LL? Give him both barrels.
…Yeah! All that, and 'dozy' too.
Just warming up on this character, I hold him responsible for so much of the demonizing of our Barry.
Very nicely put.
New York we rule!
I love a good adjective or nine.
Downright poetic, in my humble opinion.
I love it when you hate pieces of shit…
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to loathsome , puffy, fear-mongering, fat, addled, racist, megalomaniacal, delusional cunts. You hypocrites make me sick.
We hate conservatives here.
I hate liberal squids.
Fail troll is fail
Is that your tentacle or are you just glad to see me?
How do you feel about ghey octopi?
Right back atcha, dickhead.
You're channeling that Noturd, aren't you?
No, the other sorts of cunts are much despised here, too.
Surely not *all* sorts of cunts!
*clutches pearls*
Lizzie, I think I love you………..please don't tell Mr. LL
I know many cunts who are now insulted.
and i see troll 'ragnarok4msm' won't actually take on our lizzie. he only scuttles four levels down.
for good reason.
Oh, I *live* for the day some troll asswipe tries to take on Lizzie!
Muhahaha!
I've seen it happen. It goes just the same as all the other troll stuff and all this is still on Lizzie's thread. Trolly McTrollerson came after me for my low p score and my sorry little "meta" joke but what the fuck ever. I've been here over a year and I know how to play with this toy. Trollz can kiss my ass. I'm twice dice raw.
Hear, hear!
I'm just surprised they're not moving to a
pig farmranch.When you look like GB, a pig farm is a pretty risky place to be (" Wait!!, I'm not supposed to be in here! I'm supposed to be on the OUTSIDE!!!!" sob sob)
Brings to mind a scene from some Hannibal Lecter movie or another.
Do you REALLY think GB would do REAL farm work and perhaps get his hands dirty? He's one of those who think his cans of beanie-weenie grow on the shelf, I strongly suspect.
Can someone please post the link for Texas Secession? I'd like to make a generous donation.
Don't let the Lincoln Tunnel hit ya where Joesph Smith split ya
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to Mormons. You hypocrites make me sick.
Zoom, is this like that Star Bleech episode where "bad" Kirk ends up on the "good" Starship Boobyprise, and vice versa?
Don't be ridiculous! Heyyyy…when did my pet betta fish grow that goatee?
Well, really!
Can't a fish have a fashion sense?
You would think there would be some common decency, especially among the culturally superior here in New York,”
Well, since you don't really understand the concept of "common decency", I'm not feeling that upset for you.
I'm not sure culturally superior means what he thinks it means.
See, that's what I don't get. The guy spends the last two years telling everyone how EVIL libs are…. I mean, not just that we have a different opinion than him, but we're evil, we're dangerous, we're a cancer, we want to destroy America, destroy Christianity… and then he's SHOCKED when we're rude to him?!?!
Well, that's because the Right Winger script states that we libunatics are supposed to be non-violent pussies, you see. We're anti-war cowards, right? We're supposed turn the other cheek from all Winger Righteousness and cringe in the face of their moral superiority.
So a few New Yorkers allegedly didn't follow the script – and the Beckster gets skid marks in his shorts because he's a pudgy, foppy little wimp.
The delusions of the Right Wing cut in many directions.
But who even accused New Yorkers of having courtesy and common decency? I thought they were well know for telling you what they really think. At least that's been my experience.
And I like that better than the DC political elite of saying what they think will piss off the fewest (rich white) people.
As the old joke goes, After 3 days in New York the tourist asks a guy on the street, "Can you tell me how to get to the Empire State building or should I just go fuck myself?"
OhYes!
Funny story, we took a high school trip to NYC, and a group of us broke away from the group and explored Midtown (our hotel was way up in the upper eastside up on 100-and-something). Typical tourists, we eventually lost our baring looking for the ESB (I know, I know, how can you miss the tallest building in the city? But, we managed to). Obviously lost and visually so from anyone looking in, a nice, older native New Yorker lady approached us giving us directions. Never been to a nicer town.
He's uncommonly indecent, though.
Not to mention indecently common.
Eeek! Two people said mean things to them! New Yawk is such a tough town!
Considering that Beck is as common as they come but utterly void of decency …
Maybe the lachrymose bastard can alleviate TX*'s chronic water shortages
*Can we rename it Fuckoffbeckistan (FB)?
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to people whose love for America brings them to tears. And yet you get all weepy over a few oily seabirds who never met a payroll in their lives. You hypocrites make me sick.
The oily seabird gets the worm.
Yes, but where?
Well, crawling through its bloated carcass, obviously.
What a wimp! It's not like zombie libtards would have eaten him…they're all vegetarians.
Given that zombies eat brains, GB would provide some pretty slim pickings (pretty much the only "slim" thing about the bloated fucker)
His wife is kinda cute though, so I could be persuaded to eat that, maybe?
what about her "eating" me?
Of course, that doesn't mean we couldn't cook him though.
Then Beck would be perfect since he's a vegetable.
Translation: Beck doesn't make enough money to live in New York. So. He's headed for the sticks to commune with his own kind…morons that can't govern.
If you need to pay for your own security guards, you are doing it wrong. Either the government or place you work should supply them.
morons that can't govern, and can't be governed. – Fixed.
Ha, he is on TV and radio everyday calling libdonks everywhere Hitler and Stalin and Mao and Pol Pot but can't take it when everyone in NY hates him and shows it?
Whatta dipshit.
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to conservatives who love America and simply recognize "progressives" as the Stalinaziscommies that they are. Look, all he did was say that roughly half the population is disloyal and equivalent to cancer, and for that simple statement of fact, you say you hate him? So much for "tolerance." You hypocrites make me sick.
OK, you win.
Glenn Beck hanging out in a NYC park is like David Duke checking out a jazz show in New Orleans.
If *everyone* in NY hated him, he would already have been assraped so many times, the butthurt would be lighting up the night sky.
In other words: guy loses job, moves to another city looking for work.
Pffft, don't encourage him. I can already hear him milking that angle.
I'd like to see him milk an eagle. FOR THE TROOPS!!
I can see him milking Sharron Angle. AUUUUGH, MY EYES, MY EYES!
Glenn Beck: just another Katrina victim. Barbara Bush approves.
If only she'd put him in a jar.
Yo, quit steppin' in my pie!
Glenn Beck, Tom Joad: essentially the same guy:
“Maybe it’s like Ayn says. A fella ain’t a piece of one big soul out there that belongs to everybody, but only gots a soul of his own, one that he has to defend using the second amendment. And then it don’t matter. Then I’ll be all around in the dark, making a new media. I’ll be everywhere, or at least everywhere there's broadband…Wherever there’s a fight so hungry people can eat, I’ll be there making sure they pay top dollar. Wherever there’s a company guy beating up a union thug or a community organizer, I’ll be there, holding an axe handle and urging him to hit the cancerous commie bastard harder. I’ll be in the way job-creators whine when they’re taxed, and I’ll be in the way kids laugh when they’re hungry and they know some other kid isn't gonna get any of their precious emergency vegetables…And when our people eat the gold they hoarded, and foreclose on the houses they sold to morons who didn't read the fine print, I’ll be there too.”
I'll be there making sure fetuses are born so I can have cannon fodder for the future.
(PS: Brilliant, Dok!)
While I enjoy the repetition thing (at least conceptually), this shows some real talent.
Oh, and bye the way, you make me sick.
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to people who make them sick. You hypocrites make me sick.
(By god, if I'm going to wear a trope into the ground, I'm gonna pound it in with a sledgehammer. It's what Supply Side Jesus would want.)
Intolerant Libunatics are this generation's Palin Hookworm Conjecture.
Flog away, Dok, flog away.
Genius.
Just wait until he finds out that the caliphate reaches deep into Texas.
There is a whole bunch of people (congressmen, senators, Fox News commentators, bloggers, etc) that we should sent to Texas and then encourage Texas to secede.
It seems Glenn has some downfisting to do while he packs up his chalk and invisible friends…
Fuck me sideways…as if we didn't have enough conservadurr assholes in Texas already…
Amen brother. Next on Glenn's list of things to do: Become a member of the Texas Board of Education.
Texas
Board ofBored with Education (but how 'bout dem Cowboys? Fuck Yeah!)I upfisted you, but I was holding my nose while reading that second part.
He can join Rick Perry praying for a rain of Santorum.
Edit: Holy shit, Zero Pee? Just when I'd gotten up to 93, too.
Disco hit : It's Raining Santorum (Hallalujah)
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by IntenseDebate's incompetent software coding.
(I hear they're planning an upgrade, but are having trouble finding an infinite number of chimps to pound on keyboards)
Hey…yeah, I still think Bill Maher's joke about Rick Perry's governance style is hilarious, "yee-haw! Jesus take the wheel!"…it's really scary how stupid these people are: we need Gawd to intervene because we can't solve our own very solveable problems? hah…figures a Republican would say that…it's sort of a concession that they give up, their policies are fucking idiotic and they know it. Why else after 30 years of GOP policy domination would these idiots be pulling the revivalist card if it they didn't break the country?
So now we all know where Galt Gulch is.
Crap, downfister is alive and kicking.
Be nice. The DF'ers loooove Glenn Beck and will do anything for him. Even click downfists. But remember: Their page views puts more of that sweet, sweet, non-Goldline gold in our beloved Kristen Boyd Johnson's pocket. I'm sure that's good for us, in the same way private jet tax breaks are good for us.
Two much gold, though, and we may be getting our blog posts from some not-so-beloved Bollywood starlet.
If you call it living.
“You would think there would be some common decency, especially among the culturally superior here in New York,” he said on his show.
At least he admits that New Yorkers are culturally superior. Whatever that means.
"common decency" – that makes me think of The Outlaw Josey Wales.:
Fletcher: Damn you, Senator. You promised me those men would be decently treated.
Senator Lane: They were decently treated. They were decently fed and then they were decently shot.
To paraphrase, in Beck's world "common decency" is neither common nor decent.
I'm rethinking that whole Peer Pressure thing. Right know I'm kinda for it.
After a few more drinks, I think I'm going to be its biggest fan.
PS: Memo to the Best-Selling Author (c) – You "build a new medium." Or, build "new media."
I just wonder who will do the garden and housekeeping. Papers, please…
Well, to be honest, I've never had much luck with the culturally superior myself, but some people say that if you cook them long enough they can be quite tasty!
And I had my first downfisting attack recently and may I say it was very downfisty. Downfisters, you are spineless lumps of clay wrapped in your mother's poo-poo and baked for an hour at 2,000 degrees in Hell's Bright and Shiny Kitchen. So there.
(It must be the July fourth weekend coming up. Everything has a recipe in it.)
Texas! If he can make it there, he'll make it anywhere.
All Texas lacks is water and good society.
Of course, that's also all Hell lacks…
I've heard good wine is difficult to find in Hell.
Well maybe not in New York.
He's got the hat, now where's the cattle . . .
Lots of competition from other crazy broadcasters in Texas! How will he fare vs. Alex Jones or Texe Marrs, not to mention all the preachers! Will he dare to go up against John Haggee?
Enjoy the brush clearing and the excellent education system. Please don’t feel the burden of having to stay in touch after all we always have our memories.
True enough. Some good memories of wonkette at its finest, at Beck's expense, come to mind…
He seems to be in a awful hurry to leave. Quick, someone check to see if a young girl was raped and murdered in NYC last night.
It would irresponsible not to speculate…
and he hasn't deny it at all !!
Beck, if you are innocent, why don't you deny that you are the Long Island Murderer !
Question with boldness!
Maybe the chupacabra will get him.
he should've move several hundred miles more to the south, to the bottom of the Gulf of Mejico
“You would think there would be some common decency, especially among the culturally superior here in New York,” he said on his show.
Um, Glenn. They did show common decency. They didn't say "We hate motherfucking conservatives here, you fucking fuck" now, did they? See, common decency!
"Culturally superior" smacks of sarcasm. But I don't think it has quite the same zing when it happens to be true does it?
Well, they didn't throw rocks, as they would back in Oklahoma.
I don't think rocks have been invented yet in Oklahoma. Mister smarty pants.
What was he doing, anyway, partaking in such Socialist revelry?? "FREE TO THE PEOPLE" MOVIES?!!!1! Next thing we know, we'll find out they were paid for with citizens' tax dollars. Where are the Teabaggers when we need them for freedum??!!!1?
Gay Marriage, sweeping the Brewers, and ejecting Beck. New York is on a roll!
I hear he plans to call his new home the Branch Beckian Ranch.
He's going to start a new media? Remember when FOX News was the new media? I guess they're too full of big-government liberal elitists for Glenn. Well I'll miss finding out when the next apocalypse is going to happen, and what kind of expensive crap we should hoard in our basements for the impending destruction, and how Glenn's own musings about his job security eerily parallel his perception of global economic doom.
He is going to start a new media, but he's still choosing between paper-mache and Playdoh.
Don't worry – he's still got his radio show where he honed his skills blubbering about his phobias to begin with. We'll still get to learn what the chorus of voices in his head is telling him – we just won't stumble across it quite so often.
Yo Glenn, if you find this move takes things from bad to worse, are you gonna shoot your Dallas self in the mirror like JR?
“As we build a new media.."
Glenn, we don't need your kind of "new media" here in Texas, or anywhere else for that matter. There's already way too much lies and distortion in the media. Thank you.
Ps: Do all of us thinking human beings a favor and STFU.
He probably just wants to be closer to his coke supply.
Still, he is in for a bit of surprise when he finds out there are Muslims and Mexicans in Texas.
Oh the tears! Maybe it will help knock down the drought a little.
Don't be suprised is Gubnor Big Hair reaches into his Texas Enterprise slush fund and spends some Texas tax dollars helping Glenn Beckalmatter build his supposed empire.
And the quality of life in New York rises a few percentage points immediately.
It's the equivalent of the newly converted republican John Lennon moving to NYC.
Texas' would drop, were that possible.
lady gaga tells us that
god makes no mistakes
in this case, she would make an exception.
God had no part of making that little shit.
God has simply allowed him to be an example of what happens when you let your children grow up to be rodeo clowns.
One with multiple accounts.
The number of accounts you have is inversely proportional to the amount of life you have.
You know who has a lot of time on their hands now? I mean except for packing boxes and trying to bum a ride on a corporate jet.
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to downfisting trolls with multiple accounts. You hypocrites make me sick.
Beck is a prick hated by NY-ers; Beck tucks his ratty tail between his doughy haunches and scuttles out of town.
I love when a problem fixes itself.
To be fair, it IS much easier to be a posturing Tough Guy when you're in your own studio.
He'll be kicked out of the gated community before long.
Great… That's all Texas needs is another right-wing, idiotic asshole.
At this point it would be like throwing a grain of sand on the beach. (Apologies to the cool Wonketteers who live in TX)
And 2/3 of the city of Austin
Quick, someone spill a Sangria on Trump.
Why wasn't he carryin'? Is he a wimp? If he wasn't carryin' he'll be in trouble in Texass.
Is he buying Ron Paul's house? He has a pool so he and his wife can play Moby Dick. Guess which role Glenny gets to play?
Has his wife used the phrase "a hump like a snowhill?"..
Well if I were Utah, after all the fantastic press that Mormons have been getting courtesy of Glenn — only to learn he'd elected Texas for his new UrBeckistan? why I'd feel… kind of… like a jilted lover… or perhaps Shel Silverstein's Giving Tree, wooed for her offerings then stripped, outgrown and left-behind … That's cold, Mr. Beck, just cold.
It's kinda like when a mother bird pushes her fledglings out of the nest–time to move along, we got enough Mormons here, go proseletyze elsewhere…
The interesting thing to me is that Beck actually converted to Mormanism. He wasn't born into it – he heard tales of the Angel Meroni and magic underwear and thought "Yeah, that sounds right". Tells you all you need to know about the peckerhead.
Glenn will go to Texas to find his MacGuffin.
You know what they call a MacGuffin with cheese in Texas?
I suspect if he wasn't able to identify it in The 39 Steps, he's probably not bright enough to find it anywhere.
I don’t like to think of my state as inhospitable, we are very nice by and large Glen. I think it may just be that we fucking really hate you in particular.
I would like to point out that Beck's statement contains grammatical errors:
"Media" is the plural form of "medium" and therefore should take a plural pronoun. In addition, his two pronouns disagree; either he is building new media or they are building new media.
And one more thing: fuck off and die in the obscurity to deserve, you fat baby-faced shitsack.
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to the differently-verbed. You hypocrites make me sick.
I'm gonna keep upfisting you.
I don't upfist much but this kind of perseverance deserves recognition.
Does this douche bag have some sort of timer on his computer that just sends out spam comments every 10 minutes or does he sit there thinking he has something new to say in the same time period?
somebody please jump start his his hover round so he can go outside for some fresh air.
Oooh I just love "Baby-faced shitsack".
You’re sweet, particularly since I had a typo in my punch line. “…the obscurity you deserve…”
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to baby-faced shitsacks. You hypocrites make me sick.
("Baby-faced shitsack" really is a great phrase, ain't it? Trippingly off the tongue and all that.)
So who the fuck is afraid of liberals? Everybody knows we don't carry guns and we attack by reason. All he needs is a switchblade and a few good jabs.
I happen to be one of those rarest of birds, a left neck, as Joe Bageant put it. I am pro gun and I am well schooled in their use.
Drove through Winchester, VA last night, a Saturday night before "Independence Day"…much too quiet; the calm before the storm.
Aw, the mean old liberals hurt his widdle feelings.
Everyone knows that a man who has made a fortune demonizing "different" people and stoking unreasonable fears does not deserve to feel a bit uncomfortable in public, no not at all.
They deserve each other, for the most part (which is designed to let you sensible, decent Texans on Wonkette know that we love you but can't stand the fucking state of Perry, Bush, and now Beck, the unholy trinity of Assholia.)
Texas law is pretty lax on polygamous child marriage.
I'm not saying this proves anything, but isn't that interesting?
I just checked in a ferry load of Canadian refugees at my hotel. Why are they fleeing Vancouver Island on this most patriotic of holidays?
Fleeing from all the Tourists who invade their isle… ironic, I know.
For the shopping.
I would love to ship all these freaks (far right persons) to one state (Arizona would be good) and let them have their own country. Go ahead and secede, we'll let you. Then in twenty years, when they are living out bioshock or fallout 3 in real life, we can all laugh at them. We can even let them back into the union, just so long as they admit they were wrong and agree to stay the hell away from politics forever.
I want them to eat mud and admit to being wrong, that would be the principal condition to their return.
No, please! AZ has some genuinely nice spots. Might I suggest Alabama?
I don't think 'Bama is big enough, unless we go vertical.
I'm OK stacking the idiots like cordwood. Of course, if you grind them up, you can fit more in a small space.
We could always just bulldoze 'em into the Grand Canyon.
what about utah? It's pretty country, but it's already been ruined by the mormons.
Does he know though how many Muslims there are in the Metroplex? He'll never be able to leave his gated compound. He'll be the David Koresh of Northeast Texas!
puts me in mind of:
I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
only for the south…
Excellent.
The Dallas area, nice. We can get him and Bush with one well-placed nuke.
He's too faggy and brown for Texas. They'll deport him.
Brown?! He's practically pink glow-in-the-dark, for goodness sake.
I always thought of him as sort of "fish-belly white" myself.
Good, he can go and join the dominionist hordes.
"cinemagoers turned on him during Monday’s screening of Alfred Hitchcock’s “The 39 Steps.” "
I'm sure the crowd just was expressing their disappointment that 90 minutes of their lives was thrown away on HItchcock's horrible "The 39 Steps". The "Master of Suspense" solved every plot problem by having some character basically shout "look over there", then run away. Why anyone ever let him near a camera again is beyond me? Perhaps that's a lesson for today's television industry and Glennda — DON'T LET HIM NEAR A CAMERA AGAIN.
Mission Accomplished
I think they should all wear badges that say "I'm with Stupid"
Someone should build a mosque next to his new Texas spread.
The idea of Beck being aggravated just pleases me ever so much.
What a pussy. He's no NYer. Come to Austin, we'll kick your ass out too.
Q. What do you call a zombie who eats Glenn Beck's brain?
A. Malnourished.
a mob of liberals verbally assaulted him and his wife in Bryant Park
Since when is "I'm sorry for accidentally knocking my wine over; here, have a napkin" verbal assault? Did they add a "comrade" at the end (since they were in a government-funded park watching a government-funded broadcast of a movie)?
Happy Canada Day to you to, Manchu.
P.S. I lol'ed at the Yankee ref.
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a mob of liberals verbally assaulted him and his wife in Bryant Park
Hopefully, they maimed his dangling participle with an invective.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Thnx. The rare occasions we get the words straight means a lot to an enjuhneer.
Now that Beck is kicked outta town/state, how about working on Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch?
Those two need their emm-effing ginormous asses kicked, hard.
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How can we entice them to attend a Park Movie? And get all the libunatics to scare them out of state too?
Those two have thick hides, unlike Beck who is such a fucking nebbish he bleeds rosewater.
How many times do I have to repeat "We don't want him."? I have my ruby slippers on. This is not working!!!!!!
"Toto. Glenn Beck is not in New York anymore."
Sorry, but Gay Ted is back in Colorado Springs now, preaching again.
In the Metropolitan Church of Christ, the Gay Church?
I predict a trip to mental institution or a botched suicide attempt is in his future.
"So what will whiteboard-wielding Beck do in Texas? He's said before on his show that he will continue his media empire. [snip] He's also "joked" with Texas Gov. Rick Perry that he'll run for governor."
Good one Glennie. "Governor Beck"…"President Beck" HA HA HA ha ha!!!11!!1
ha ha , noBODY will buy your house in this Bush ECONOMY also.
stupid jerk ass
Like a Black Hole of political insanity, with Austin at the event horizon.
The 39 Steps? Geez, that's X-treme Rehab.
I doubt he ever made it through the first 12, honestly.
57 or 60 steps, depending
The Fire-Breathing Progressive Lynch Mobs are this generation's Dead Rabbits.
Cue "Shimmy She Wobble"…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxDemDZWktM
Escraches finally come to America.
I've kinda given up on my p-ness. It seems that it takes over a hundred upfists to raise it a point and but one downfisty to deflate it. Hmmmph.
I wonder if his wife will be joining him because I think she could probably afford to keep an apt in NYC with some sweet, sweet alimony. I mean, seriously, I've been to Texas and NYC and she could learn to make her own damn salsa.
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to the Yankees. You hypocrites make me sick.
Is Libunatics related to Dianetics?
The term comes from our resident troll, so I think it is more closely related to Diuretics
Libunatics = Lunitarians, ie, nearly all the Libertarians I've met!
"Loonitarians" I can live with, but "Lunitarian" belongs, as far as I'm concerned, to the annual beach vacation trip taken by Tucson's Unitarian church.
There is even more story of that day, from the friend of the person who spilled the wine on Beck's wife. (it is below the video — too long to copy/paste): http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/06/new_yorkers_...
Glen Beck and his psycho chalkboard routine: so yesterday. Texas deserves him! Good riddance! Please, take Guilani with you (dressed as a chorus girl).
I would think he'd have the common decency not to hypocritically try to use government-funded services like a public park.
Oh, wait, no I wouldn't.
Maybe he can write a sequel to conservative favorite "The Turner Diaries".
"The Stomach Turner Diaries"
That's pretty much what Beck's book-shaped object The Overton Window was supposed to be, only minus the overt racism.
This man needs to relocate to a "padded" community.
Glennis Beck leaving New York and moving to Texas raises the IQ of both states.
Yesterday I said "I love New York". Today I really love New York.
Yeah, like anybody in New York will miss Glenn Beck
He was feeling threatened but made his family sit through the whole movie? Why didn't his bodyguards make a citizen's arrest of the wine spiller? Why is he/she not being charged with assault for such a dastardly act?
Oh right, because it's bullshit.
One person, he said, shouted “We hate conservatives here” and another yelled “We’re in New York and we hate Republicans.”. Man that is so like that scene in The Warriors where the Baseball Furies attack in Riverside Park.
Now how about we focus our energies on driving Michael Savage out of San Francisco? Shouldn't be too hard — he's an even bigger pussy than Beck.
"Now how about we focus our energies on driving Michael Savage out of San Francisco? Shouldn't be too hard — he's an even bigger pussy than Beck."
Good reminder about the pogram conducted by libunatics against every non-communist who speaks his mind in public.
Yeah, cause one fascist talking head losing his show a holocaust does make. Do hyperbole much?
Name some non-liberals you'd like to see remain on the air.
I don't remember saying there were any, but if I had to make a stretch, I'd say Michael Smerconish is fairly fair and balanced these days. I'll tell you what, find me any that doesn't need to lie and distort on a regular basis to make their point and they can stay on the air. How's that?
How come the news always refers to these 'Mormon gated communities' in Texas as 'compounds' as in 'Mormon compound in Texas raided'? Is it the liberal bias?
Beck stated, “As we build a new media, I’m not building it in New York.”
Is Mr. Beck aware that "media" is the plural?
ALLEGEDLY! But it is odd that he's never addressed it, or come right out and denied it.
It's not like they don't have enough trouble in Texas classrooms today with the Teatard textbooks 'n' all, but now the chalkboards are going to start disappearing.
He sold that pile of his in Connecticut for a $650,000 loss. No wonder he's renting — I wouldn't trust my taste in real estate either with a track record like that.
http://bestplaces.nydailynews.com/voyeur/glenn-be...
Dallas-based real estate blogger Candy Evans reported that Beck is moving into the 7,900-square foot estate owned by baseball player Jorge Piedra and Swarovski heiress Vanessa Piedra. Beck has leased the home, on the market for $3.9 million, for $20,000 a month. According to Evans, the home has been on the market since 2009 and was originally listed for $5.4 million.
Shorter Beck: "ZOMG! Two whole people yelled at me? That's IT, motherfuckers – IT'S FLOUNCING TIME."
Pay attention, you Commies – this is how a REAL American reacts to adversity: crying & running away.
WTF,Don't come at me with some gay-ass, weak pre-school level retardational comment.
Gay-ass? I think you're confusing GOP with your troll friend Gae-tan Dogass.
It's interesting all these right-wing jerkoffs do seem to enjoy living in liberal places, or even vacationing there as when Rumsfeld went off on a holiday to France etc. Why don't they live in real bumfuck Jesus-freak AmeriKKKa? hell the only one who does is Warren Buffett (Oklahoma) and he's a "limousine liberal!"
There is a god, and apparently, he has the most wicked sense of humor.
Fare thee well, Glenda the Bitch Witch of FOX. Our only regret is that we couldn't make you feel as uncomfortable as you made us feel. That, and we wish you'd have left much, much sooner than you did.
Thanks for going to the land of the Alamo, where you can more properly and accurately play out your fevered vicitimization fantasies and delusions.
"play out your fevered vicitimization fantasies and delusions"
That was the whole point of his spending more than five minutes in NYC.
Guys like that *never* live in the same neighborhood as the "real people" they claim to love so much — you know, the guys with the mullets and the cars up on blocks in the yard and the badly trained dogs and children.
Glenn Beck in Texas will be as disappointed as a vegan in a vegan restaurant.
BTW, what the fuck was a guy this ideological doing living on Manhattan in the first place? He had the whole Tri-State area to commute from. He could have lived in Connecticut or somewhere in New Jersey or, hell, even on Staten Island, which is like the South Carolina or NYC, but his fat ass chose to live on city island? Hypocrite.
I heard he is going to join a swingers group in Texas that jerk-off while they read the constitution of the United States. Can someone confirm this please?
Too bad Ayn Rand never wrote her sequel – "Atlas Jerked"
"I heard he is going to join a swingers group in Texas that jerk-off while they read the constitution of the United States. Can someone confirm this please?"
I can confirm that libunacy is based on fantasy, fabrication, projection, and slander.
Such little logic, such great stench.
Damn lie.
They are going to jerk off while they read the Second Amendment.
Are Mormons really all that welcome in Texas? I know that Mormon polygamists have often lived there or in Mexico.
What does John Haggee think of GB moving to Texas?
Texas seems to collect a lot of trash that washes down from all parts of the country. it is a shame, really, because it is a beautiful State.
Happy Canada Day,, God Save the Queen..
New York is a real problem for the wingnuts. They want to masturbate at the site where the towers fell but they hate everyone else in the city. Apparently all of the real Americans in NYC died on 9/11. Everyone left alive is a hippie, librul who should be wiped off the face of the Earth.
Hopefully Beck's "gated community" also has padded walls and a staff of orderlies not afraid to dish out the Thorazine.
Glennn, if we had had any advance warning, this would have been a lot uglier. We just never know where you are. BTW- midtown (where the movie was), the financial district and the upper east side are basically where the New York conservatives are, but they all pretty much hate you too.
"You would think there would be some common decency"
Hey, crybaby fartbag — if you can't take the heat, stay out of the bitchin'.
"So they are moving to Texas"
Thereby improving TWO states.
Ah, Dallas. Lived there. Such a perfect mix of the urbanity of the Deep South with the spontaneity of the Midwest. Perfect for the Becks. Ross Perot, George Bush, old neighbors. Perot got his $8.00 haircuts at the same place I did, and had his shoes resoled at the same place I did. Beck will love the summers there, I'm sure. Ah, good times, good times.
So is he really going to run for governor of Texas? Won't Southern Baptists make him cry even more?
Poor Glenn, like most conservatives, he's always the victim.
Trigg Palin can write a more coherent comment than yours. WTF does your comment mean, I mean really? (and you blog; lol) ~ fail troll is failing( wow.THAT makes sense,still gay as hell tho)
0/10
You just keep fuckin that chicken, asshat
Wow! I just have to chime in here. You didn't get the joke. J-O-K-E motherfucker. We all make mistakes. Move on with your life of saying "gay" when you mean "lame."
And furthermore goddamit, show me a "conservative" to hate on. Because all I see are radical theologists obsessed with buttsecks. Let me tell you, you've never hated god or got back at your mom/dad until you've felt the long velvety shaft of a nice cock up your ass.
And G.I. Joe is gay. Not "lame" gay but in a "gay sex" way.
. (it's called a period) *asshat.*
Haha, that's all you got? You must have a lot of time down there in your parent's basement, it's shame you aren't as gifted in the wit department.
No, just a lot of time flying in my corporations jet. I'm going to find the Black man I am personally responsible for "holding down".Then i"m off to club baby seals for the fourth.Lastly,I'm waiting for the oil spike to hit.(lost my ass when it dropped $2)
Oh, sure. Libunatics are sooooo tolerant, except when it comes to hookworm-infested grifters who quit everything halfway through. You hypocrites make me sick.
Oh, sure. Parasitics are soooo adsorbent, except when it comes to un-infested Amish quilters who finish everything all the way through. You zeolites make me Sikh.
Is that a microporous molecular structure in your zeolite, or are you just happy to see me?
Also, too, PJ O'Rourke, while not nearly as funny as in his NatLamp days,* is fairly good on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
*And, of course, the O'Rourke era at NatLamp was but a shadow of that magazine's glory days under Beard, Hendra, Kenney, O'Donoghue, et al…
Yes.
You're a twat.
No, I'm a dick.
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