“I love philosophy,” says Glenn Beck in his goodbye show. “To paraphrase Martin Luther King, this is the dumbest show on the air!” Goodbye, Glenn. We’ll, uh, be waiting for the next nut to show up on Fox News.
And here’s his tearful farewell to America, for giving him millions and millions of dollars to call the coloreds a bunch of commie Hitler pinko gays:
Farewell, nut. Next time you come to Bryant Park we’re going to tar and feather you, for a history lesson!