DEMAGOGUERY  3:55 pm June 29, 2011

2008 Obama Wakes Up To Help Uncool 2011 Obama Lecture GOP

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

make your best angry face2011 Obama is getting his butt kicked in the polls lately, which means that it is time in this presidential election cycle to pull out “2008 Obama,” the guy we all liked for yelling at rich people and Republicans. This “2008 Obama” was finally pulled out of the closet to come help reclusive socialist warlord “2011 Obama” today to hold his first press conference in months, where he went nuclear winter phase III on the GOP for failing to make a deal with Joe Biden about raising the debt ceiling. Angry Obama: “I’ve been here. I’ve been doing Afghanistan and bin Laden and the Greek crisis and — you stay here.” Yeah, NO VACATION UNTIL YOU FIX THIS. Okay, also he will yell at the rich people again, for good measure.

From The Hill:

Using his most unequivocal language yet in the debt talks, Obama said Republicans should join him in raising taxes for “millionaires and billionaires” and ending subsidies for oil-and-gas companies instead of paying for those tax breaks with money that could go to education, medical research or food safety.

“I don’t think that’s real radical,” Obama said. “I think the majority of Americans agree with that.”

Obama directly addressed the wealthiest Americans at one point, saying of the end of subsidies and loopholes, “You can afford it.”

“You’ll still be able to ride on your corporate jet; you’re just going to pay a little more,” Obama said.

Who feels the Hope and Change again already?  [The Hill]

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nounverb911 June 29, 2011 at 3:57 pm

I feel better already?

Fare la Volpe June 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Wall Street dropped a collective gold brick.

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 5:09 pm

And I hope it hurt.

Callyson June 29, 2011 at 11:35 pm

Gives a whole new meaning to "trickle down economics."

BaldarTFlagass June 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm

Into the phone booth!!!

baconzgood June 29, 2011 at 4:01 pm

(In Hulk Voice to american people)


(In indoor voice behind closed doors)

You guys know I was just fucking around. I need that campaign moola!

nounverb911 June 29, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Did he borrow Bachmannn's titanium spine?

Serolf_Divad June 29, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Please, please, for God's sake Barry… open up that can of whupass we've been waiting, and waiting, and waiting for…

…and oh yeah, please do it in such as fashion as to piss the GOP base off so much that they nominate Michelle Bachmann to lose to you in 2012.

Fare la Volpe June 29, 2011 at 4:01 pm

"Vein cane."

Hope you don't mind if I use that. I've got a personals ad what needs filling.

BaldarTFlagass June 29, 2011 at 4:01 pm

I'm not going to be really impressed until he goes all medieval on dey ass.

FNMA June 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Break out the pliers and the blowtorch!

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 5:15 pm

No no no, as jealous old Free Black Men have been insisting, he knows nothing of the Black American Experience Of Movie One-Liners and Tropes! You need to get something from "Shaka Zulu", or some shit the Mau Maus did to the Limeys.

BaldarTFlagass June 29, 2011 at 6:55 pm

Damn, and I was just about to blow the joint up with a quote from "She's Gotta Have It."

arihaya June 30, 2011 at 1:02 am

hung, drawn and quartered?
crushing by elephant?
death by a thousand cuts?

oh if only that were the punishment for ruining the country …

bumfug June 29, 2011 at 4:02 pm

Is it even possible that the rope-a-dope is for real? Hope springs eternal…

mrblifil June 29, 2011 at 5:04 pm

It has to be for real, if only to keep the press off the scent. If the press knew he was going to say stuff that made the GOP have to put in their angry eyes, they would have changed the subject to penises.

DataSnake June 30, 2011 at 8:50 am

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment." — Imperial Thought For The Day

weejee June 29, 2011 at 4:03 pm

Barry if you really had a hair, you'd pull the power to the Capitol and let those bastards sweat like the pigs they are until they do the debt do-si-do.

Regardless of what you do, in the teatard world only two things are certain, debt and Tejas. So Rick little Dick Perry comes out shootin' in 3, 2, 1…

user-of-owls June 29, 2011 at 7:12 pm

Amigo, Estimado, Ilustre,
I believe that in fact, Barry does indeed have a hair. As far as I can see, there are actually quite a few that belong to him. True, many of them are now donning their final white dress, but they remain attached. Yours in spelling nazism,

ALIVE! June 29, 2011 at 4:05 pm

Why does Obama hate America's job creators?

fuflans June 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm

next time taxes get raised, i want someone to track EXACTLY how many jobs are lost.

or – conversely – next time we LOWER taxes i want someone to track EXACTLY how many jobs are created.

elviouslyqueer June 29, 2011 at 4:14 pm

I love the Republican "logic" around this: let's cut taxes to our corporate overlords so they can go about the business of cutting their payroll in order to maximize profits (like that would ever happen ).

SorosBot June 29, 2011 at 4:14 pm

Just look at how many jobs we've gained since Bush first cut the richie's taxes back in 2001!

Radiotherapy® June 29, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Or since a certain post Bush president extended them last December.

imissopus June 29, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Hell, that's been done. Go do a little research on Google and you can find reports on the number of jobs created in the '90s (after H.W. broke his "read my lips" pledge) and last decade after the W. cuts. I don't remember the exact numbers, but I believe last decade had the slowest rate of job growth since the first ten years after WW2 ended.

But try pointing that out to any member of today's GOP. Fuckin' facts, how do they work?

baconzgood June 29, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Just change those "facts" on wikipedia to fit your specific narrative. E-A-S-Y!

GOPCrusher June 29, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Well, we have ten years of data available to measure how many jobs have been created by the Bush Tax Cuts.

BerkeleyBear June 29, 2011 at 7:02 pm

Well, the CBO recently came out with the lost income from the tax breaks, and it was something like a trillion bucks. Job growth under Bush was flat to negative for most of his 8 years, even as housing, stocks and investment banks did great (right until the fall of 2008). So yeah, it wasn't worth it.

HuddledMass June 30, 2011 at 10:32 am

ThinkProgress guy sez — "CHART: States That Cut The Most Spending Have Lost The Most Jobs"

bureaucrap June 29, 2011 at 4:06 pm

I'm still skeptical. Back in the good ol' days, the WH (LBJ, for example) dropped legislation and had the appropriate persons introduce it. The fact that the president is engaging in mere exhortation and tongue lashing (no matter how severe and no matter how well deserved) is not good enough for me. Call me picky, but the WH should push ITS plan HARD, not wait for the kiddies to start playing nicely with each other.

inapewetrust June 29, 2011 at 4:35 pm

seconded. we need a bit more lbj these days, with his shouting, and his bunghole, and his knife.

riverside68 June 29, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Don't forget LBJ had all the Texas oil money in his pocket. Anyone wanted some sweet sweet crude cash, all they had to do is reach in and grope around until they found it.

He was a creature of Brown and Root, the daddy of Halliburton.

Anybody who crossed him found themselves with no lubrication or cash.

Our magical imaginary negro has to get by on wits and a smile, that's why he comes to Wall Street with his hat in hand.

Negropolis June 30, 2011 at 1:18 am

Actually, our magical imaginary negro could get by on telling Wall Street that he doesn't fucking care if he's elected again and threatens to go all suicide regulatory crazy on their asses, and see if they call his bluff. You know, tell them that he can be a "soshulish Muslin" if they really wanted to risk seeing that side of him. They aren't the only bitches that can play crazy games.

I mean, he is the president, after all.

problemwithcaring June 29, 2011 at 5:28 pm

You are picky.

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 5:32 pm

Yeah, he'll do it all by himself, with his "majorities."

Negropolis June 30, 2011 at 1:21 am

I'm sure you're old enough to know how much political capital he had to spend to get those virtual majorities to be actual majorities on any number of issues. Don't get the "majorities" twisted. His problem obviously wasn't with Republicans. There were actual and real divides in the Democratic Party, back then. Divides which created situations in which Republicans were more his allies than the Dixiecrats he was brave enough to purge and sacrifice. We complain about Blue Dogs, these days. Blue Dogs weren't nothin' compared to Dixiecrats. Good riddance to the whole lot of 'em.

Monsieur_Grumpe June 29, 2011 at 4:07 pm


GunToting[Redacted] June 29, 2011 at 4:39 pm

More like "Not in the face!!! Not in the face!!!"

mrblifil June 29, 2011 at 5:02 pm

No, spooning is what you do AFTER the fucking.

guangho June 29, 2011 at 4:07 pm

Vein canes? How John Walters of you!

FrenchTwist40 July 2, 2011 at 8:05 pm

Also Barbara Walters.

elviouslyqueer June 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Wow. The commenters over at The Hill are like RedState, only with less brain cells and infinitely more racism.

GuyClinch June 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm

I know, right?! For my jerb I often have to read articles on the Hill site and I am always just amazed at the complete racist, xenophopic id on display there in the comments. I mean, how does Michele Bachmann find the time?

KotBR June 29, 2011 at 8:45 pm

I refuse to believe any place has more racism than RedState.

horsedreamer_1 June 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm

I feel like, if the 2012 election were a series of staring contests, Obama would whoop the GOP nom worse than Conan used to whoop Andy (back in the Late Nite years).

AngryBlakGuy June 29, 2011 at 4:09 pm

…proud to be a socialist

BlueMonkeh June 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Boner's tears begin flowing in 5-4-3-2-1….

Cantor and Ryan start complaining about how mean Barry is to them.

More of this, Barry, but with a bigger stick.

MLHencken June 29, 2011 at 4:19 pm

Maybe Barry can just cradle Boner in his arms like he did with that baby last week and he will stop crying.

V572 [SSAN] June 29, 2011 at 5:07 pm

It's thuggish Chicago politics all over again.

axmxz June 29, 2011 at 4:14 pm

His testicles are like yo-yos: descend, then climb back in, descend, climb back in…

BlueMonkeh June 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm

nads go in, nads go out…you can't explain it

axmxz June 29, 2011 at 4:23 pm

They also have the opposite relationship with the moon: when they drop, GOP gets politely invited to kiss his ass.

emmelemm June 29, 2011 at 4:14 pm

If only that Standard & Poor rating or whatever the fuck it is was user-editable like le Wiki.

"America FUCK YEAH we got your monies – PSYCH!"

DashboardBuddha June 29, 2011 at 4:15 pm

“You can afford it.”

Oh snap! I really hope he means it. If so, welcome back Barry…where the fuck have you been?

MLHencken June 29, 2011 at 4:17 pm

"I was killing Bin Laden and shit. Plus, you seen Michelle's booty? Man gotta work hard to keep that thing satisfied."

BerkeleyBear June 29, 2011 at 7:07 pm

Trying to actually live up to his goal of a nicer, gentler America full of common aspirations and compromise. Which the GOP is happy to listen to, slow play and kick the ap out of the moment his back is turned, not realizing that just because the wolf is wagging his tail doesn't mean he forgot how good it feels to crush someone's throat.

MLHencken June 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Please Barry, hurt 'em.

SorosBot June 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Soon the Washington Post and network talking heads will start whining about how mean and uncivil Obama's being to those nice Republicans who are just trying to hold the economy hostage to rob from the poor to give to the rich.

Sue4466 June 29, 2011 at 4:17 pm

It's not radical.
And the majority of Americans do agree with it.
Thus, the Dems will cave to the GOP.
Because you know. Democrats. Fucking feeble.

GOPCrusher June 29, 2011 at 5:42 pm

I would hope that Barry has come to the realization that the MAJORITY voted him into office to get some shit done, and Harry Reid is a spineless asshole who let him down.
And in order to get re-elected, he has to quit letting the Republiklan asshats drive the debate.

fuflans June 29, 2011 at 4:17 pm

i like pissed barry. i wish we had him around more.

imissopus June 29, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Oh Barry, I love it when you talk dirty.

SayItWithWookies June 29, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Still not mean enough.

mrblifil June 29, 2011 at 5:02 pm

There's weeks yet to go. McConnell will need butt-bandaids on his butt-bandaids.

Weenus299 June 29, 2011 at 4:24 pm

I'll feel better if they actually listen to him. Because from what I hear, they won't ever do that shit, ever.

El Pinche June 29, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Baby steps…
1) Convince republican congress that I'm america and not a kenyan commie
2) …

BaldarTFlagass June 29, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Maybe it's a general malaise. I think I was a lot cooler back in '08 too; but then, I was in the opposition, and also I had not turned 50 yet. Now I am a member of the Socialist Dictator's party, and am also officially an old (or so all those invitations to join AARP would indicate).

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 5:40 pm

Don't you hate getting those fucking things?! They're enough to make a fiddy-year-old go down to the local AARP office and start shootin'!

BaldarTFlagass June 30, 2011 at 11:18 am

I finally broke down and joined for one year. Next thing I knew, the price for a full year's coverage on my auto went from $1230 down to $593. Definitely worth the 16 bucks. And apparently they don't sell their mailing list, because I have not seen any uptick in junk mail.

littlebigdaddy June 30, 2011 at 9:30 am

You and me both, bro.

Weenus299 June 29, 2011 at 4:25 pm

I'd rather see him kick Lucy, AKA Michele Bachmann.

hagajim June 29, 2011 at 4:25 pm

I think he should have thrown out the old Constitutional crisis talking point….as in, look fuckwads, if you don't get this debt thing dealt with in a manner which is acceptable to me, I will have to declare a state of emergency and go all martial law on your asses to make sure the 14th Amendment is not violated. So get off ya'll asses and get something done!

genxr June 29, 2011 at 4:27 pm


jus_wonderin June 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Wah wah. Wah, wah, wah. Wah. Wah.

Ruhe June 29, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Hey, Libruls. You just got booty called! Don't answer on the first ring, though. Make him earn it.

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 5:47 pm

Nailed it!

BlueStateLibel June 29, 2011 at 7:49 pm

Excellent advice. I'm going to need him to take me out to dinner–and not to Applebees, dammit, a nice place with clean tableclothes–and say he's going to make hedgefund managers pay the same tax rate as I do, before I budge. Oh, and an apology–a real one-not that just "let's just forget about it" BS.

Jukesgrrl June 29, 2011 at 11:30 pm

I'd like some flowers, too. In the form of something that's not an insult to women and/or GLBTs.

DaRooster June 29, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Pay your fucking share you environment raping, human rights exploiting, job shipping Fucks!

(I know I am not quite as eloquent as Barry… but I mean it… I hope he does.)

mavenmaven June 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Now the repubs will start calling him an angry black man. But they'll have to change out of their pissed-on pants first.

fuflans June 29, 2011 at 4:30 pm

frankly, i would prefer congress leave town.

Radiotherapy® June 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm

Here we go again.
Remember this last September?
Remember the teabagger hysteria about extending the tax cuts. And the media playing along? And Bernie Sanders "filibustering?" And when they had control of both houses and still gave the Repubs everything they wanted. And poor Ken Layne was apoplectic.
And the Radio was heartbroken.

emmelemm June 29, 2011 at 5:18 pm

We were all heartbroken, Radio.

(Does anyone ever call you Radio Raheem?)

sati_demise June 29, 2011 at 7:06 pm

that why when Barry ask me fo' money, I jus' say, let see how you do on the debt ceiling first, m'kay? Bernie gave a great speech this time, too, 'n I told Barry to watch.

T-Maw June 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Ken Layne's heartbroken cynicism has finally rubbed off on me. And he's not even here anymore to see the change. Top of the world, ma!

Chillwaver June 29, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Founding Father Samuel L. Jackson would've been proud…

fuflans June 29, 2011 at 4:45 pm

there's a mother-fucking snake joke there, but i'm too lazy to think of it.

BaldarTFlagass June 29, 2011 at 4:50 pm

I thought that too, but I was too lazy to post about it.

elviouslyqueer June 29, 2011 at 5:05 pm


Okay, that was pathetic, I admit. I might as well just go the fuck to sleep.

Chillwaver June 29, 2011 at 5:15 pm

"I want you to find my wallet. It's the one that says 'Bad Kenyan Motherfucker'."

SexySmurf June 29, 2011 at 4:49 pm

According to Wikipedia, Samuel L. Jackson ran through the streets of New Hampshire ringing his bell and waving his light saber all the while shouting, "Get these mother fucking British off this mother fucking country!" Then he was eaten by a shark.

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 6:15 pm

While wearing a Charlie Brown sweater.

Radiotherapy® June 29, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Wasn't he the one who argued with Hamilton that a central bank would just be a "bad mother fucker" wallet?

Mumbletypeg June 29, 2011 at 4:51 pm

"Do the right bright thing, FOOL!"

Fukui_sanYesOta June 29, 2011 at 4:45 pm

Cue GOP shrieking about "TEH JERBS!!!!" in 3.. 2..

hooray4anything June 29, 2011 at 4:46 pm

Actually, 2004 Obama is like 2011 Obama but most people forgot that the whole "Red State/Blue State we're all the same country" bit actually meant trying to be bipartisan and reaching out to people who don't agree with you. As for 2008 Obama, he died in 2009 when the Senate voted to resuscitate him but didn't have enough votes to block a filibuster.

guangho June 29, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Yes but the 2004 Obama was all about reaching out, whereas the 2011 Obama is all about crawling over broken glass to get some crumbs from Mr. McConnell's table.

SorosBot June 29, 2011 at 4:47 pm

There's also the theory (I think I read about it from Yglesias but don't remember for sure) that Cantor's hissy fit and refusal to negotiate is because he wants Boehner's job, and knows the orange one will have to agree to tax increases and wants him to get all the blame while he can claim he would never have done that to the far-right Republicans in Congress.

DahBoner June 29, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Probably and most certainly.

SorosBot June 29, 2011 at 5:28 pm
emmelemm June 29, 2011 at 4:49 pm

Aw, man, I am hopelessly uncool. The Tick 4eva!

riverside68 June 29, 2011 at 4:51 pm

We have been paying since BV (Before Video).

It's your turn now, time for us to kick back and enjoy some cat food bought with all that money we're collecting!

BerkeleyBear June 29, 2011 at 6:56 pm

Don't eat catfood, please. You'll die. Stick with the tuna – it's actually cheaper in a lot of cases, and the slow mercury poisoning will take longer than the ground up crap in cat food.

SorosBot June 29, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Along with how mean it was to call the Paul Ryan budget proposal a plan to destroy Medicare just because it involved destroying Medicare; that one was a four Pinocchio "lie" despite being factually correct.

mrblifil June 29, 2011 at 5:00 pm


donner_froh June 29, 2011 at 5:01 pm

The right wing idiot commenters are yammering about class war, like this guy from The Hill: Sounds like it was another class warfare pep rally; sorry I missed it..

Class war is when lackeys like Walker in Wisconsin or Kasich in Ohio rip the guts out of the already pitiful pittance they allow the poor. It isn't when Obama wakes up and decides that maybe he shouldn't have caved in 6 months ago on the Bush tax cuts.

sati_demise June 29, 2011 at 7:07 pm

word. this fucking media is fucking fucked up, those fuckers.

T-Maw June 29, 2011 at 5:02 pm

I'd feel better if Bammerz would stop using passive phrases like "I don't think that's real radical." IT IS NOT RADICAL TO TAX RICH FUCKS AND STOP STEALING THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE

axmxz June 29, 2011 at 5:09 pm

Seriously, he needs to cut down on those reporting clauses.

Barry, I know you were raised by your mother to be polite, but these people don't understand anything besides confrontational speech. So it's not "I think X," and "It might be Y" – it's "X is X, I am right, everyone who is in their right mind agrees with me, and if you don't, you are human refuse, and I will shame you throughout the land."

T-Maw June 29, 2011 at 8:11 pm

What's ironic is that I'm usually rooting for Obama on these posts and this time it's all 'meh.' He has JimmyCarterKerry Syndrome; those afflicted will see 'issues' from 'both sides' to the point where the American public thinks they are wishy-washy. Bush the son did not have this problem.

T-Maw June 29, 2011 at 5:04 pm

Fixed that for you downthread.

mormos June 29, 2011 at 5:05 pm

sorry is an action, not a word Barry. I'll believe you're sincere when you manage to make congress get shit done.

DahBoner June 29, 2011 at 5:06 pm

Wow, in less than 3 years, Retro Obama is "in" again..

TeaNuts June 29, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Want to see the wingnuts go spaz……threaten to freeze or stop Social Security checks if they don't increase the debt ceiling.

PalinPussyPower June 29, 2011 at 5:09 pm

That statement would have been much more effective if he said it while whipping out Little Obama and slapping it on Boehner's forehead.

Too much?

mereoblivion June 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm

"Too much?"

Ain't seen the thing so how can we say for sure? Meanwhile, thumbs up.

Limeylizzie June 29, 2011 at 7:15 pm

Nope, sounds perfect to me.

jus_wonderin June 29, 2011 at 5:10 pm


emmelemm June 29, 2011 at 5:14 pm


jus_wonderin June 29, 2011 at 5:21 pm

I can almost feel the spittle. <g>

JoshuaNorton June 29, 2011 at 5:11 pm

See! Obama is RACIST. How many Corporate Jet Owners are WHITE?!? These taxes disproportionately affect WHITES!

/teabagger rant

elviouslyqueer June 29, 2011 at 5:15 pm

Yea yea yea, but he still trails Generic Republican Candidate. NEVAR FORGIT!

BaldarTFlagass June 29, 2011 at 7:03 pm

Yeah, Generic Republican is definitely gonna be the dark horse next year.

donner_froh June 29, 2011 at 5:17 pm

At least some right wing fuckheads are staying with their tried and true methods of political discussion instead of trying to edit Wikipedia. From The Hill comments:

Screw you obama and the foney trojan pony you rode in on you are a CORRUPT INCOMPEDENT LIAR.

MozakiBlocks June 29, 2011 at 6:19 pm

18 words, two of them misspelled and no capitalization of two proper names.

14 out of 18 is 78% (rounded).

Must have been home schooled.

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 6:20 pm

Are you sure a Wonketeer didn't write that?

donner_froh June 29, 2011 at 7:10 pm

Certainly could have–the Trojan pony is a bit rich for the typical tea bag dumbfuck.

riverside68 June 29, 2011 at 5:20 pm

You do have to admit that an onion in a martini is pretty fucked up, it is hard to believe he didn't do it on purpose, fuckin wit the man an all.

(My bet is that Muffy put him up to it when they were conjugating in the pantry this afternoon.)

Left_Leftie June 29, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Thanks for the red meat!

genxr June 29, 2011 at 7:32 pm

That's tofu.

LowProfileinGA June 29, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Kantor? Gold Star? For shame!

DemonicRage June 29, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Those who liked this story should look up Rachel Maddow's analysis of how Bush raised the deficit every year he was in office. 68 Republican Senators used to vote to raise the deficit. The minute Barry was in office, that number dropped from 38, still voting to raise the deficit to one…and then to zero. They're only voting against it cause he's for it.

riverside68 June 29, 2011 at 5:24 pm


FDR used to laugh about how the rich hated him. (I know, FDR didn't need their stinkin $$, he had his own and all of Europe's too.)

GOPCrusher June 29, 2011 at 5:26 pm

If the term "vein cane" doesn't win this post of the day, then we can unequivocally say there is no God.

x111e7thst June 29, 2011 at 5:26 pm

You have my attention Mr. President, but I'm afraid that's all you get till I see you punch Boehner in the throat with one hand while slapping your cock across McConnell's face with the other.

hollywooddood June 29, 2011 at 5:28 pm

Haha! I love it when Cantor and Boehner have to change their shorts.

jus_wonderin June 29, 2011 at 5:29 pm

"Biff, I don't think that was a cocktail onion."

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 5:30 pm

He's not talking to THEM.

zappadoo76 June 29, 2011 at 5:46 pm

So Barry's gone all pinko again. Fool me once,shame on you, fool me twice…uh…I forgot.

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 6:06 pm

"I am Barack, Hawaii-born, of the House of Dunham, blood of the Luo Ruodhi of Kenya and the Old Buganda, Bunyoro and Toro Kingdoms before them. I am Son of the Great Dragons Hope and Change, and I swear to you, these tax cuts will die screaming!"

littlebigdaddy June 29, 2011 at 6:12 pm

I mean this is exactly why we elected a brother–so he could go all pimp on the Republican's asses. I just want to see him bitch slap Boner. Maybe he can borrow that walking stick from James O'Keefe.

Jukesgrrl June 29, 2011 at 11:39 pm

Maybe he could grab that walking stick and slap O'Keefe upside the head with it before sauntering off to whack Ryan, Cantor, Boehner, McConnell … oh, excuse me … I nodded off there for a minute.

riverside68 June 30, 2011 at 9:14 am

Sometimes you just gotta choke a bitch!

MozakiBlocks June 29, 2011 at 6:22 pm

To quote Robert De Niro as Al Capone

"I'm gonna tell you something. Somebody messes with me, I'm gonna mess with with him. Somebody steals from me, I'm gonna say you stole. Not talk to him for spitting on the sidewalk."

Get 'em Barry.

BlueStateLibel June 29, 2011 at 6:59 pm

Well, it's the end of the world as we know it, according to Fox News, who are bitterly complaining about ending tax breaks for corporate jets. Oh the poor crybaby CEOs, may heart weeps for them, just as it wept for poor Glenda last night.

BerkeleyBear June 29, 2011 at 6:59 pm

But the corporations are shitting a brick at the idea of default, too. It's the psychotic low IQ Tea PArty people who seem to be driving Boehner/Cantor at the moment.

archikvetch June 29, 2011 at 7:03 pm

I'd feel much better if he had worn one of those Che berets and a couple of bandoliers – just to emphasize the class warfare aspect. Those Republicans can be so obtuse sometimes.

MaxUdargo June 29, 2011 at 7:13 pm

Don't get excited. He always does this right before capitulating and giving them everything they demand with a side of curly fries. They say it all has something to do with gay Japanese theater, but I'll never understand it.

Limeylizzie June 29, 2011 at 7:27 pm

Oh my sweet fake Jesus, I just went to The Hill and it's like Free Republic over there.

KotBR June 29, 2011 at 8:47 pm

Hold that line through July, and I'll believe it, boss.

DustBowlBlues June 29, 2011 at 9:27 pm

Last time the campaign called me for money, I said "not until he grows a pair." Guess he really wants my $50. It's one the way, Mr. President.

orygoon June 29, 2011 at 11:22 pm

I'm pretty soon going to wind up a meandering road trip from the west coast to Chicago, in my mother's Honda Civic, which I am delivering to her new home. Now, if I had a corporate jet to take me home, and and income that was spendiferous enough to pay all those onerous taxes on, and I was going to lose this tax advantage…wait. Shit. I'm sure I could still fly Business Class, instead of back in the sardine-cabin with the crying babies. That would be sweet, flying Bidness Class. But I would be supposed to be annoyed and angry? That confuses me, so much, because actually, I completely loved the part of the trip with the Honda Civic.

BarackMyWorld June 29, 2011 at 11:31 pm

I like how the majority of Americans agree with almost every one of his individual positions, but somehow his job approval is below 50% all the time.

(It's because the general public has political ADHD.)

Jukesgrrl June 29, 2011 at 11:43 pm

“I don’t think that’s real radical,” Obama said. “I think the majority of Americans agree with that.”

You THINK?? How many polls will you have to read before you're SURE?

sezme June 29, 2011 at 11:43 pm

Well I guess I won't mind a tax increase for the obscenely wealthy as long as they will continue to be able to ride their corporate jets. Wait, what? Fuck those guys; let'em take the bus like decent people.

PrimlyStable June 30, 2011 at 12:56 am

"We want to do great things, but our opponents want bigger swimming pools and faster private jets."

BarackMyWorld June 30, 2011 at 3:11 am

Think of all the jobs being created for the swimming pool builders and jet companies!!! Trickles down!!!!

riverside68 June 30, 2011 at 9:16 am

Don't forget those sweet sweet college educated pool boys! MMMMuuuum good!

Negropolis June 30, 2011 at 1:07 am

Who the fuck cares what he says, now? I'm not some reflexive anti-Obama liberal, but where were these words when they could have, you know, actually mattered?

Obama doesn't run shit having lost the House like he did. This current House is a complete and utter loss for Dems. This is the kind of House that would vote against something they originally voted for because Obama happened to like what they originally voted for.

We're in a holding pattern for the next year-and-a-half, at least. We'll be lucky if the Republicans don't go full nut and refuse to raise the debt ceiling. You think that John Boehner and Eric Cantor can promise anything to the president? They can't promise shit with a caucus that insane; not even if they wanted to.

It's easy to talk tough when you're in absolutely no position to dictate, anything. This would have been a great speech…in 2009.

wegot2dobetter June 30, 2011 at 8:35 am

If you think that was awesome, wait until the shit he pulls after he's re-elected and has nothing to lose.

Negropolis June 30, 2011 at 10:04 pm

People say that of every president. I'm still looking for this mythical final term where a president goes batshit crazy. Even after Bush had totally fucked up Katrina, he just kind of limped along to the finish line.

wegot2dobetter July 1, 2011 at 8:07 am

No one said Batshit crazy. And you can't compare him to past presidents, as NO president has had to deal with the bullshit this man has.

genxr June 29, 2011 at 4:55 pm

All that tweeting with the interns takes can wear a legislator out.

emmelemm June 29, 2011 at 5:16 pm

All that jerking and tugging at that Republicans gym….

Chet Kincaid June 29, 2011 at 5:46 pm

Cleaning and jerking. And snatching.

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