Anthony Weiner was a prominent weiner who was always on cable teevee with the Democratic Talking Points, so when he repeatedly sexted his boner to every gal on Twitter, he had to resign. But Republicans never resign for this kind of thing, which is why some Republican jerkwad city councilman in Louisiana who cheats on his wife by banging some city employee lady will never resign for sending pictures of his fatness draped in a wifebeater t-shirt to his lady sext pal.
When news broke that Kenner City Councilman Joe Stagni sent a picture of himself in his underwear to a city employee and had an “inappropriate” relationship with her, the reaction was muted. The council’s two at-large members said Tuesday they are not taking a stand on their colleague’s future ….
Stagni, 47, released a prepared statement after city officials retrieved the underwear image from a government computer and gave it to the news media Monday, in response to public records requests.
“I had an inappropriate but consensual relation with an adult female and we exchanged improper electronic communications which ended (in) 2009,” Stagni said.
Stagni is fat and gross and nobody should ever have to look at a picture of him coyly threatening to lift his t-shirt, not even the city employee gal he is banging. [NOLA.com, with thanks to Wonkette operative "Matt N."]
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Needz moar push-ups.
That's what she said.
Needs more Air Wick?
(Oh goody, the video finally stopped. Wonkette's got ads again!)
Of course not! It's not even up to the diaper standard.
What? No dick shots?
Has Cheney been hunting lately?
Have a heart! The photo of that torso was bad enough…
Well, that'd actually require the existence of a dick…
I did not have improper electronic communications with that woman.
A. It's a REPUBLICAN
B. It's LOUISIANA.
C. Apparently you can get "God's mercy and forgiveness" for this shit now.
Weiner is a Jew and is just not in the club where he gets forgiven.
"The council’s two at-large members"
How large were they? Foot-longs or gherkins?
Excellent.
Cocktail weenies!
Stagni said he asked for "God's mercy and forgiveness."
Dear Joe:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
Love,
God
PS, lay off the fully dressed po-boys, would ya? Nobody wants to see that shit.
Obviously it was his profound passion for Louisiana that provoked this unfortunate incident. And sweet office pussy.
So that's what S.O.P. stands (erect) for!?!
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God, we're going to play this fucking game AGAIN? ALREADY?
Fuck this news cycle, it's Minecraft time.
Oh, and before I go: Sorry Joe, but Tony was hotter.
Leave Sugar Tits alone you Liebruls!!!!
He's a wonderful human being… and … um… well…errrrr…
It's the gold chain with the wifebeater that screams "classy."
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It's probably the city employee who will resign in shame and humiliation. I can just hear her co-workers. "You banged THAT fat fuck?!?!? Ewwww!"
It's a good thing I'm not one of her co – workers, since I'm not sure I could resist muttering "God, I hope that at least he paid you for it!"
Do people really enjoy getting pictures like these? Seriously.
People enjoy SENDING them, Barb. What the recipient enjoys is not given much thought.
Lard libel.
Our definition of "racy" gets lamer and lamer all the time.
As Limeylizzie said, you need to head to the gym Sugar Tits before you do the sexting in a wife beater.
Nothing sexier than a white guy's Fruit of the Looms to turn a lady on!
Has anyone here been to Kenner? I can say it is one of the worst places on Earth and most corrupt, and the fact that this guy can even read puts him in the top 10% of the local IQ level. So its no surprise that no one is surprised that he's a creep.
I used to live there and unfortunately recall running into this scumbag on multiple occasions.
Hey, it's in Jefferson Parish, whose motto is "And you thought New Orleans politicians were bad." 'nuff said.
If you look the place up on Wikipedia, the only photo of Kenner City is the post office. Under "culture" it says they have malls and a casino. If it wasn't for corruption, there wouldn't be anything to on a Friday night.
I avoid it as much as I can. Client calls there are often accompanied by hideously long updates on how the "libruls" are going to cause the country to just explode entirely and that I should buy gold. God, I'm a whore to even take their money.
Has Faux News added a (D) after his name yet?
Ailes has him covered. Literally. It's pretty obscene. For those without souls it's a small trade off for Faux to have your back.
Isn't a see-saw motion possible, even helpful? I need to watch that TV show where enormoids have the fat scared off them by creepy housewives.
After a close examination of the photographic evidence the Council all agreed it was small thing.
He and Beef-Cake Macho-tastic Christopher Lee have the same bathroom contractor.
Any low level government employee doing that with a government computer would be fired before they could say "Boo."
It's good to be the King.
So I wonder when Breitbart is going to crawl out from under its rock to make the rounds on all the cable news channels screaming incoherently about how this one needs to resign.
Oh, wait, he is a Republican. Silly me for assuming either had any integrity for a moment.
Finally! More weiner news!
i like how he's coyly lifting his shirt to show us more of his fat.
i wonder what the employee looked like?
Fat!
Oh Jesus, really?
Can't we confine sexting to the young and hot? This would keep 99% of our politicians off of the front page.
He's prolly hemming & hawing his way thru the same "we must suspend judgment" remarks that Scooter made about Prosser's disrespect of his female colleagues.
Chin-ups, dude. You only have to clear the first chin over the bar for them to count.
This must be one of those libunatic double standards our beloved troll is always talking about.
"Stagni is fat and gross and nobody should ever have to look at a picture of him coyly threatening to lift his t-shirt,…"
I do not see a picture with this story. I am glad. No, I don't plan to click on the link, why?
Should a Republican resign because he gets caught having Diaper Sex?
"Depends".
//rimshot
Can we paleeze stop! I get it! Men can't keep it in their pants and think theirs is the most awesome one that ever was shown to woman…
I followed it back even farther once I read the story. The two computer people, the Morris', are/were accused of hacking (?!) into city computers to get information on Mayor Yenni that would have hurt him during his mayoral race, because Mrs. Morris used to be married to one of the people who was running against Yenni. No hint as to what the damning information was. I wouldn't trust any of these people as far as I could throw them.
http://www.wwltv.com/news/Feds-investigating-city…
Also a Republican- remember- a dead girl or a live boy is the only reason for them to resign(and maybe not then)
Hidden by the flesh flap!
Stagni is fat and gross and nobody should ever have to look at a picture of him coyly threatening to lift his t-shirt
Oh, I can think of some people who deserve that fate…every closeted Republican who votes against gay rights issues, for starters…
Christian Jeebus God forgives, with a wink.
Jewish Y_WEH God sides with your wife, and never forgets.
(They'd never admit it, but I think this explains "Jews for Jeebus".)
I lurves how he felt the need to mention that his sexytime partner was an "adult female." I know that the rule in Lazyanna is "dead girl/live boy", but still, you don't have to explicity state it. The other part of the rule down there is to make the media work to figure it out. It's called job security, you guys.
So, what? You're saying the Weiner scandal was all about penis envy?
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