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i haz mah paycheck already.Insecure snowbilly vampire Sarah Palin has resurfaced from her Alaska lair to resume sucking up American media air time with her One Nation Bus Tour aimless cross-country grifting. Palin visited Iowa to attend the premiere of a documentary featuring endless footage of the stiff beehive hairdos she wore as Alaska governor, and for the massive free barbecue in her honor that she did not have to pay for. Anyway, absolutely no one cares about the movie. There is only one question, which every American child hears in her sleep by now: “For Christ’s sake, is Sarah Palin going to run or not?” It is the only headline about Sarah Palin from now until she gives up wanting money, which is never. Even GOP operatives are tired of having to ask this dumb question at this point, because they have begun to sense she is, oh, a bit disingenuous?

She is either disingenuous or indecisive, or, as we vote, both.

Politico reports:

“Trying to figure out Sarah Palin reminds me of the ancient practice of extispicy, divination by examining entrails for meaning,” said former New Hampshire GOP chairman Fergus Cullen.

“I’ve become convinced that there is no grand strategy behind Palin’s activity,” Cullen added. “There is no rhyme. There is no reason. The only common theme to her schedule of activities, statements and appearances is her seemingly unending ability to attract media coverage.”

Looking for meaning in this deranged, needy woman’s thought pattern is akin to letting Todd drive ATVs over your face a few times until your brains exploded out of your head. One of those “do not try this at home” things. [Politico]

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  • Barb

    I bet she walk out halfway through the movie, grabbing half the concession stand on her way out.

  • So she is in Iowa for jury duty?

    • GOPCrusher

      Bible Spice needs to hire someone to help her keep her story straight.

      • tessiee

        Or a bigger hand to write everything on.

    • zappadoo76

      That's an excellent question.

      What was the question?

    • zhubajie

      Iowa has some unusual gun laws, which she might protesting.

  • PuckStopsHere

    I think they ought to examine Sarah Palin's entrails for clues. Again, conjecture, but do you suppose they would find hookworms while they were about the happy task?

    • bflrtsplk

      She is a hookworm writ large gone haywire.

    • I consider her to be a parasite eating the country from the inside out….

    • tcaalaw

      What's the deal with the "Sarah palin has hookworm" meme? It's nowhere near as compelling as the "Mickey Kaus blows goats" meme, let alone the "Glenn Beck may have raped and murdered a young girl in the early 1990s" meme.

      • LowProfileinGA

        Hookworms are parasites which enter through the skin, quite often through bare feet. They were a serious medical problem throughout the south, finding hosts in poor blacks and rednecks indiscriminately.

        Meme in short: She's a redneck.

    • Oblios_Cap

      It once was conjectured that hookworms in the Palin were a very good possibility.

    • zhubajie

      Liver. Cf. _Babylonian Liver Omens: The Chapters Manzazu, Padanu, and Pan Takalti of the Babylonian Extispicy Series Mainly from Assurbanipal's Library_ (Cni Publications, 25) [Hardcover] Ulla Koch-Westenholz (Author), Ulla Susanne Koch (Author) . Not for the unintellectual or illiterate!

    • tessiee

      "I think they ought to examine Sarah Palin's entrails … do you suppose they would find hookworms while they were about the happy task? "

      Well, maybe they would, and maybe they wouldn't — but either way, she'd have her entrails pulled out, so really, it's a win-win scenario.

  • baconzgood

    Oh. It wasn't court Jury duty. It was film jury duty.

    • tessiee

      "film jury"

      Football to the groin! IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS!!

  • JoshuaNorton

    Truth Libel!!!

  • “I’ve become convinced that there is no grand strategy behind Palin’s activity,” Cullen added.

    What was your first clue, Pergus (IF that is your real name!!!).
    ~

    • PsycWench

      Not a fast learner, that one.

  • memzilla

    Give Mooselini credit for one item of perseverance: she'll never quit Grifting.

    • Or quit quitting?

    • Slick Willie and Hitlary are the best examples of grifters.

      • bagofmice

        In what respect, Charlie?

        • SorosBot

          Shorter Spanky: "I know you are but what am I?" He's got the sense of humor of a five year old, and has no clue what he's talking about nor does he care if it makes any sense.

      • GOPCrusher

        Someone should have told Ken Starr before he spent millions of tax payer dollars on that Whitewater "investigation".
        Instead of making money on investing their own money, they convinced people to just give it to them?

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    Check this pic out, assuming you have not had your breakfast yet.. http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/sara

    • BlueMonkeh

      ladies and gentleman, real duhMerkuh

    • Hurray it works.

    • Mumbletypeg

      DO NOT WANT

    • freakishlywrong

      Ugh. A million sheckles she's on Social Security and Medicare.

      • elviouslyqueer

        I'll see your sheckles, and will raise you a thousand quatloos that the last time she voted was for Reagan in 1980.

        • tessiee

          'that the last time she voted was for Reagan in 1980. "

          Nah.
          Voted for Dumbya both times, and thinks he's hot.
          [barf]

    • lumpenprole

      Oh, I want that shirt. I wonder if they even bothered making it in my size though.

    • Negropolis

      The face is menacing. It looks like it's going to jump off the shirt and eat you, bodily.

  • MrFizzy

    Mad Sow disease. Hopefully it'll spread to most of the midwest.

  • Fantasy is fundamental to libunacy.

    • Speaking of Iowa, Pogo the Clown is back. You do realize that what you just said makes no sense, right?

    • GodShammgod

      We're the lunatics? Your side is the one that idolizes a lazy, ignorant, barely educated Jerry Springer-show reject and thinks she should run the country. Game, set, match, my friend.

    • Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
      That's a real knee-slapper!
      (You finally made me laugh.)

    • occams8ball

      I am thrilled that a stray has followed wonkette home. I hope that the dear thing can be house-broken.

      • ChessieNefercat

        I'm pretty sure that we will have piddle spots here for as long as the little fleabag is around.

      • BerkeleyBear

        My money's on just broken – and he showed up that way.

    • tessiee

      How po-fuckin-etic.

  • It's a real life Quest for the Holy Grail.

    Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Tim Pawlenty Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
    Sarah of Palin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
    Bridgekeeper: What… is your name?
    Sarah of Palin: Sarah Palin of Alaska.
    Bridgekeeper: What… is your quest?
    Sarah of Palin: To become Preznit
    Bridgekeeper: What… is the capital of Alaska?
    [pause]
    Sarah of Palin: I don't know that.

    Or the scene with the insane limbless Black Knight….

    • freakishlywrong

      "What's your favorite color"?

      • BerkeleyBear

        All of them, Katie.

    • I think she would have been hurled into the abyss after answering number 2, as the correct answer is "To become Queen Grifter of the Universe".
      ~

    • not that Dewey

      What's she gonna do? Bleed on us?

    • V572 [SSAN]

      It's another one of those MSM "gotcha" questions. Who'd guess the capital of America's most exceptional state would have a French name and be located in almost-Canadia?

      She never spent much time there anyway. Who'd ever want to leave Wasilla?

    • Cash4HoboBeans

      Instead of the Tim Pawlenty Bridge of Death, wouldn't it be more appropriate for it to be the "Bridge to Nowhere?"

    • tessiee

      Can we stage this on the bridge to nowhere that the taxpayers bought her?

  • I've got an idea for an S.P. movie:

    Angered by Tokyo Electric Power, a giant mechaSarahPalin rises up out of the sea and takes every last <a href="http://www.hellokittyuniverse.com/page/Hello+Kitty+Vibrator">Hello Kitty item from the city.
    ~

  • Pella is over-the-top Dutch Reformed, so how does one do grifting Dutch Treat? Oh. Yeah. Never mind.

    Keep up the windmill pole dancing Sarah. Mehbe one of the paddles will knock some sense in to ya.

    • HempDogbane

      Wear the orange windbreaker/flipflops/hair clippy ensemble ? Hang out the window and whoop while driving through Orange City?

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      Keep smokin' that Dutch Cleanser!

    • Negropolis

      You haven't seen the power of Dutch Reformed until you've visited Allegan and Ottawa counties in Michigan (Metro Grand Rapids). They've built themselves an entire colony seperate from the rest of America. It's like North Holland…if it'd have stopped evolving.

  • baconzgood

    Hey Sarah……By my Andy Warhol stop watch you're at 13:48. Welcome to flavor of the month ending and obscurity beginning.

    • ChessieNefercat

      "……By my Andy Warhol stop watch you're at 13:48."

      For the umpteenth damn time.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    "…examining entrails for meaning…"

    Turkey entrails, right?

    • baconzgood

      For someone so vain she sure doesn't know how to place herself in a frame.

  • superdave

    Can we look for meaning in Sarah Palin's entrails? Please?

    • How about we try Barry's first?

      • LesPaultard
        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          With that jacket, who needs entrails?

    • hollywooddood

      Is that a conspiracy theory? Like chemtrails?

  • MildMidwesterner

    Putting the "Wa?" in Iowa.

    • We in the real Washington (WA) had nothin' to do with it. We're innocent. Well maybe that's a reach, but Palin would be lucky to get 3 votes in this state, not counting Darrington.

  • LabRodent

    High Plains Grifter?

  • elviouslyqueer

    a bit disingenuous?

    Kirsten, darling. Saying that Sarah is being a bit disingenuous is like saying that Michele Bachmann is just a tad bit insane, that Rush Limbaugh is a smidge on the pudgy side, or that Glenn Beck is just a hair bit on the overdramatic side.

    • baconzgood

      Or water is a bit moist.

    • freakishlywrong

      Whadda list. All trodden victims. All loaded to the gills.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Or, Bristol was just a bit pregnant.

    • SayItWithWookies

      More disingenuous than Donald Trump, who at least had the good sense to use his tentative run to get a new contract for his show, then quit when he was done. Sarah, like Fred Phelps, will be done when no crowd shows up as her snake oil wagon rolls into town.

  • An Iowa vacay, can you imagine? Poor Piper…

    • zhubajie

      Better than in mid-winter, when they have the caucuses and whatever it is the Reptilians do.

  • I thought the Palins were supposed to here in Minneapolis today at the Mauled of America putting their X's on Bristol's confessional.

    • ChessieNefercat

      Yes, I believe you lucky pups are next. I just sit very quietly here in the UP and hope she doesn't notice us.

      (We're probably safe; more trees than people here and trees don't have checkbooks.)

  • Mumbletypeg

    the only headline about Sarah Palin from now until she gives up wanting money

    I have another headline-y question hovering unfulfilled:

    "For Christ sake, is Sarah Palin gonna run out of grifting opportunities
    and tire of the fruit-basket-turnover games
    and book a flight back to Wasilla-stan like a bitch in heat pre-partum delivery panic mode

    or not?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Clash of the Tit-ans?

  • SorosBot

    “I’ve become convinced that there is no grand strategy behind Palin’s activity,” Cullen added. “There is no rhyme. There is no reason. The only common theme to her schedule of activities, statements and appearances is her seemingly unending ability to attract media coverage.”

    That took you long enough. Hey, try looking at the cloudless daytime sky for a while; after a few years, you might notice that it's blue.

  • CapeClod

    And how much did she demand to be paid to watch a movie that tells everyone how awesome she is?

    • Did she get a million dollars from Goldman Sachs like Barry did in 2008?

      • SenileAgitation

        That would not be value investing

    • tessiee

      "a movie that tells everyone how awesome she is"

      Mr. Burns already did that.
      Almost everybody in the audience booed it.

  • freakishlywrong

    I'm surprised she can take a dump without the LSM covering it.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      "I like the way she used the corn for texture."

  • Goonemeritus

    I think she knows Bachmann is willing to bite the heads off more chickens than she and it’s just killing her inside.

    • S.P. can't match One L Michele when it comes to work (at being a batshit crazy person) ethic.
      ~

    • PuckStopsHere

      I dunno. I think that is one race that's too close to call. It will go down to the wire…

    • OzoneTom

      She's going back to that turkey farm and will be biting heads off of turkeys. Take that Michele!

  • Allmighty_Manos

    “There is no rhyme. There is no reason."

    Making money off of really stupid mouthbreathers to buy more snowmobiles and pool houses sounds like a good enough reason to me.

    • LetUsBray

      "Snowmobiles"? That's snow machine libel!

  • freakishlywrong

    Palien VS Predator.

  • bflrtsplk

    Fergus? Why do all these Republicans have names that belong to hog farmers who keep an extra-special high power cattle prod for blacks and browns and any other color that bothers them?

    • WTF sort of name is Barack? Did his mum name him after a night spent servicing Kenyan troops in the Barracks?

      • SorosBot

        Stupid racist joke is stupid, racist.

        • not that Dewey

          Ugh. I'm not chuckling now. I take it all back.

          • ChessieNefercat

            I think we need some bug spray around here.

      • I'm guessing it's possible for a …whatever your neo-fascist political persuasion is…to make funny jokes at 'libruls' expense, but you just don't get humor, do ya?

        • jus_wonderin

          I bet there is a joke in there about Noman's Mum.

          • (rearrange the first letters of each word, and you'll find a rather ribald limerick about her)

          • tessiee

            "rearrange the first letters of each word, and you'll find a rather ribald limerick about her"

            Moman's Num?
            I don't get it.

      • GOPCrusher

        Barack Hussein Obama! MMMMMM! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!

      • zhubajie

        Are you a man or a eunuch?

        • “Are you a man or a eunuch? “Why, are you looking for a top?

    • zhubajie

      It's a Bible name, meaning "blessed"; how can a loyal conserva-eunuch not know the KJV?

      Zhu, Bible scholar

      Book of Jeremiah Chapter 32

      6 And Jeremiah said, The word of the LORD came unto me, saying,

      7 Behold, Hanameel the son of Shallum thine uncle shall come unto thee saying, Buy thee my field that is in Anathoth: for the right of redemption is thine to buy it.

      8 So Hanameel mine uncle's son came to me in the court of the prison according to the word of the LORD, and said unto me, Buy my field, I pray thee, that is in Anathoth, which is in the country of Benjamin: for the right of inheritance is thine, and the redemption is thine; buy it for thyself. Then I knew that this was the word of the LORD.

      9 And I bought the field of Hanameel my uncle's son, that was in Anathoth, and weighed him the money, even seventeen shekels of silver.

      10 And I subscribed the evidence, and sealed it, and took witnesses, and weighed him the money in the balances.

      11 So I took the evidence of the purchase, both that which was sealed according to the law and custom, and that which was open:

      12 And I gave the evidence of the purchase unto Baruch the son of Neriah, the son of Maaseiah, in the sight of Hanameel mine uncle's son, and in the presence of the witnesses that subscribed the book of the purchase, before all the Jews that sat in the court of the prison.

      13 And I charged Baruch before them, saying,….
      http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Bible_%28King_James

      I Baruch Chapter 1

      1 And these are the words of the book, which Baruch the son of Nerias, the son of Maasias, the son of Sedecias, the son of Asadias, the son of Chelcias, wrote in Babylon,

      2 In the fifth year, and in the seventh day of the month, what time as the Chaldeans took Jerusalem, and burnt it with fire.
      http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Bible_%28King_James

  • LetUsBray

    No, man.

  • SorosBot

    No, he's got to make racist "jokes" about little girls.

  • x111e7thst

    Perhaps some clue as to Rick Perry's intentions could be deduced from a close examination of la Palin's entrails. Or vice versa.

    • ChessieNefercat

      "Perhaps some clue as to Rick Perry's intentions could be deduced from a close examination of la Palin's entrails. Or vice versa."

      How about AND vice versa?

  • bagofmice

    I suppose "reading the tea leaves" would be futile, as that would imply that something might seep in.

  • iburl

    Palin is like entrails because they are both full of shit.

  • Serolf_Divad

    So when does "Undefeated" open in Cannes?

    • zhubajie

      Probably when they have a comedy festival.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Really? It sends acid up my esophagus.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    I don't know about a movie, but it's certainly a reason to put the two of them in a room, and seal it tightly.

    • HarryButtle

      Right! Not a movie, but a reality show! Lock them both in a vault and see which one lives longer…and then see how long it takes the winner to drop dead. It's a win/win.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Competing for oxygen, per se, is going to be sorely lacking in TV-ness. I think we need to give each of them a gun, and see who first figures out what will maximize the available oxygen.

        • HarryButtle

          I just realized that this is very close to the plot for "Saw." Not that there's anything wrong with that…

      • tessiee

        Grifter bimbo death match!

  • “Trying to figure out Sarah Palin reminds me of the ancient practice of extispicy, divination by examining entrails for meaning,”

    So she's a Haruspecs?

  • elviouslyqueer

    It might be fun watching this, as it will be akin to seeing enraged monkeys fling poo at each other. Mind you, the combined tenor of their shrieking harpy voices is a guaranteed dick turtler.

  • GodShammgod

    I guess Willow's pregnancy scare was a false alarm.

    • SorosBot

      Now, if Willow did get pregnant, they might act just like all other "pro-life" families do: decide her pregnancy is a special case and have an abortion while still demonizing every other woman who does because they're all sluts who deserve to be punished.

      • freakishlywrong

        Ha ha! Conservatives! That would be almost as hypocritical as Bachmann taking a shitload of money from Medicaid for her husband's "clinics"…What? She did? Oh. http://www.salon.com/news/michele_bachmann/index….

        • Ha ha! Libunatics! They are incredibly hypocritical, as evidenced by their continued use of products and energy derived from petroleum.

          Oh, and their use of banks. Too, also.

  • mavenmaven

    "there is no grand strategy"
    That's because she is the Decider.

  • bagofmice

    If you replace the word "libunacy" with zombo.com, it immediately becomes hilarious.

    Example: "Fantasy is fundamental to zombocom".

  • LetUsBray

    You have to know how to read before you can use one of those things.

    • Limeylizzie

      But she has a degree in tax law from William and Mary, she's a Goddamned genius…no?

      • Fare la Volpe

        And George Bush bought a degree from Harvard. What's your point?

        • Limeylizzie

          Oooh , I love it when you are feisty!

      • Goonemeritus

        I have no problem with their ambition nor do I begrudge them the right to see things differently from myself. I have no respect for them because they make a really nice living scaring the old and uninformed.

      • I heard she got her degree from Bartles and Jaymes. Or was that Bristle who graduated Sum Cum Loud from there?

      • zhubajie

        Did she really go there? Or just say so? Maybe she got her degree from a matchbook cover or something!

    • ChessieNefercat

      "You have to know how to read before you can use one of those things."

      So that's her problem with them! She's jealous of people that can make sense of the lettery-wordy things going by on the teleprompter! Of course! It all makes now! (She doesn't, mind you…)

      • zhubajie

        You remember the voice-in-the-ear thing at Bush's last debate?

  • LesBontemps

    "Undefeated"??????? Does Nov. 4, 2008 ring a bell?

    • freakishlywrong

      No. And look for them to try and rewrite that at Wiki as well.

    • AJWjr.

      She knows it was McCain that lost, not her.

      • s/b She knows it was McCain who lost, not she.

        You're welcome.

    • Pogo the Clown?

    • comrad_darkness

      Defeated again that very night when big mean Juan McCain would not let her do her own word salad speechifying too. Double defeat!

    • tessiee

      "Does Nov. 4, 2008 ring a bell?"

      *thinks*
      Um… Something to do with Paul Revere?

  • Redhead

    How about she's just a ret@rded attention-whore with no conscience, no morals, no skills, and no motivation, who goes anywhere and does anything that will get her attention and money (like following Bachmann to Iowa, since she got so much attention there). Pretty easy to figure out.

    • SorosBot

      Be fair – she does have motivation, namely that desire for attention and money.

  • Barb

    Sarah asked this at the premier:
    "What would make a celebrity, like you saw on screen, so hate someone that they'd seek their destruction, their death, the death of their children? What would make someone be so full of hate and, I guess, a sense of being threatened that they would want to see that person destroyed?"

    I am really tired of her making stupid shit up. No one has called for the "death of her children" Between this and the constant "they are all trying to rape us" crap that she flings, she is really getting on my last nerve.

    • Fare la Volpe

      But don't you remember David Letterman calling for the pedophilic rape of her daughter?

      Or those vicious hockey fans threatening to murder her other daughter?

      Or all those liberals so furious that she didn't choose to scrape her special baby out of her womb with a pick?

      EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET HER in her head.

      • Barb

        Really? Hockey fans did that? Color me stunned! (not)

        • SorosBot

          They booed her while she brought the girl out as her human shield; and in her mind, boo = death threats.

          • Barb

            Yes, they did boo her in the Flyer's hockey arena. It was pathetic how the management actually piped in canned cheering sound effects to cover the sound of the boos that they knew would be coming.

          • Fare la Volpe

            Did they really?

            Wow. Just wow.

            Well, I guess it's better than Mitt showing up and the arena piping in "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

          • SorosBot

            They were all saying "Boo-urns".

          • tessiee

            Not to seem like I'm defending Grifterbilly, but isn't that the arena where they have an actual jail on-site and the fans once booed Santa Claus?
            *tugs collar a la Rodney Dangerfield*
            Tough crowd.

          • tessiee

            In her "mind" (if I may so flatter her), any disagreement with her, ever = death threats.

      • Barb

        If she thinks death threats and people wishing for your demise is bad she should see what any sitting President has to go through.

        • Fare la Volpe

          My point is that no one has sent Sarah Palin death threats. Her entire persecution is all in her mind.

          Letterman makes a joke about her legs-too-loose daughter having a baby out of wedlock; that means he spoke about raping her 14-year-old and is clearly a pedophile.

          Hockey fans boo her because she threw out the puck in a state hostile to her presence; that means they attacked her daughter who stepped out on the ice with her.

          Liberals criticize Sarah Palin for her anti-choice views on other women's bodies; obviously this means they wanted her to abort her own baby.

          Everything anyone ever does to her is a sign that they want to kill her, that they want to kill her children, or that she is a victim of everyone being so jealous of how perfect and pretty she is.

        • ChessieNefercat

          Back in early 2009 I was reading a cute little story on cnn about a swing set being put in at the White House for the first daughters. Then someone made a comment that the ah, geez, can hardly type it is so vile, .

          Okay try again.

          That the two little n****ts in the White House should be swinging from well you get the idea I just can't type it.

          A bunch of people of course called out the commenter. If so-called people could express that actual homicidal fury toward two tiny innocent children, I could only imagine the filth and abomination aimed at the president. The comment and all responses suddenly disappeared and I only hope the owner of the IP address received a visit from large men with guns.

          Palin knows NOTHING of the secret terror that must clutch at Michelle and Barack's hearts on a fairly regular basis, and which I'm sure has contributed to his hair graying.

          • LetUsBray

            And which Palin has only too happily contributed to on any number of occasions – she may be dumber than a box of rocks, but she knows how to stoke the rage of hate-filled idiots.

          • tessiee

            If anything were, heaven forbid, to actually go wrong, she'd smirk and snicker and wink at her fans, and go, "Who, me?", exactly the way she did with Rep. Giffords' shooting.

    • Barrelhse

      Then let me be the first to call for her demise, and that of her children and whoever's children they have. And Todd and his children, too.

    • GOPCrusher

      But, the victimization schtick doesn't work without it.

  • neiltheblaze

    “I’ve become convinced that there is no grand strategy behind Palin’s activity,” Cullen added. “There is no rhyme. There is no reason. The only common theme to her schedule of activities, statements and appearances is her seemingly unending ability to attract media coverage.”

    Wow – everyone else on the planet who isn't a MILF stricken doofus figured this out better than a year and a half ago.

    • Imagine if she had squeaked through in '08. The media would be wondering where she scarpered off to back in February, and why is the all the silverware and copper wiring from the west wing missing?

  • Hello, Noman… Thankfully he's got the be the end of his line though. Surely no one could spawn with him. With the inbred factor alone he's better off continuing to make sweet, sweet love to his own well-worn hand.

  • jus_wonderin

    Or, moreover, to post to the Internet where the foolishness lingers for many to read.

  • Fare la Volpe

    Wait, Sarah starred in Undefeatable?

    • hagajim

      Maybe it should be Undefagitable

  • not that Dewey

    The Unimpeded

  • fuflans

    while i love the idea, i just can't see bristol going down quietly.

    • DaRooster

      Mumbling drunkenly maybe… quietly… never.

  • fuflans

    quittin grifter is griftin, quittin.

    • tessiee

      Keep those grifters griftin'
      Keep that bus a-rollin'
      Rawhide…

  • I wish she'd just leave America alone.

  • DaRooster

    All you make is sense, Soros… are you freakin' kidding me? With your "facts" backed time and time again by "statistics"… ridiculous.
    Next time try something he'll understand-
    Hey noman… you are No Man… nah nah nah nah…

  • DaRooster

    From the Politico article: Bachmann is sucking up all her [Palin's]oxygen now

    There's an idea for a movie

    fixed

  • mavenmaven

    She's a warlock, and she's winning!
    (I get confused between all these media whores)

  • DaRooster

    "…no natural predators…"

    That why Nature is giving us the disasters it is right now.

  • hagajim

    I think the movie should be FAMEWHORE – run amok.

  • Buckminster

    Why can't this moron just admit she's on permanent vacation?

  • sportshort

    Yes,and fully half the sick fucks in America would still do her if she walked into their lives, tossing that grifting lil' ponytail in their crumb flecked faces. Admit it. You want her. Bad. She appeals to that "so stupid she's fuckable" crowd. God bless horny America!

    • tessiee

      No, you've got it all wrong:
      She's enchanting, exquisite, and exhilarating.
      And prestigious, also too.

  • ttommyunger

    I wonder if Rick Perry is going to show up in Iowa, at the same No-Tell-Motel as Sarah? Fuck libel.

  • NewtsChicknNeck

    in fairness to SP, New Hampshire is for Haters.

    actually, who is this fergus cullen character? probably the same NH a-hole who gave us Justice David Souter a/k/a the Greatest Republican since Lincoln.

  • GOPCrusher

    I will give her some credit, every dime she bilks from Republiklans is one less dime that could go to a viable candidate.

  • SorosBot

    Undergrad; he bought the MBA from Harvard.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      LOL, that's not gonna help their brand any.

  • The one where Tyler Perry walks up to Sarah and smacks the grift off that bitch's face?

  • zhubajie

    Lot's of free pizza in the dumpster behind Casey's!

  • Negropolis

    aimless cross-country grifting.

    Is there a better description of her life purpose than this?

    This woman is a media blackhole, so dense, self-centered, and unforgiving that not even logic can escape it's gaping, crushing maw. Her brain has long since collapsed into itself; the damage is done; we can only hope to contain her ego.

    Beauty is temporary, but stupid is forevah.

  • Negropolis

    It's like the political version of Two Girls, One Cup.

  • Negropolis

    Harvard, Yale, same difference.

    ROUND TWO: FIGHT!

  • comrad_darkness

    "extispicy" ?? Wait, I am now *very* suspicious of a certain "misspelling" on the menu at my local hole-in-the-wall Vietnamese place …

  • tessiee

    "Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" is rapidly becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. "

    Hereinafter to be known as Judge's Law.

  • Extreme double standards.

    Libunatics have taken vitriol and hate to new depths and now whimper when they get back a tiny fraction of what they have sown.

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