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Next time, dump him down the sewer.Ex-television clown Glenn Beck just wanted to go to a government-run socialist park to watch a free movie on the lawn with other liberal New Yorkers at Bryant Park, but apparently New Yorkers somehow found out that Glenn Beck is a fearmongering fanatic who thinks the entire American Government should be destroyed, and that all poor people and sick people should die in the streets, which also shouldn’t exist because of No Government. And the New Yorkers ridiculed him, because he’s a hateful asshole, and now he is sad about this. Why won’t everyone love this race-baiting psychopath?

Gothamist reports:

“All I wanted to do is go out on a blanket with my family and have dinner in the afternoon sun and sit around.” While in theory this is a completely reasonable request, it seems a tad disconnected from reality, which shouldn’t surprise anyone. Beck said on his morning radio show that from the moment he arrived, the vibe was “hostile,” and that someone apparently kicked a glass of wine (which they shouldn’t have had!) over on his wife’s back. When she got up to use the restroom, someone pointed at her and supposedly shouted, “We hate conservatives here!”

Ha ha, idiot. If this was Soviet Russia, which Beck often seems to claim is exactly what America is, Glenn Beck would’ve been executed by firing squad and all the video recordings of his dumb teevee show would’ve been erased from history or YouTube or whatever. [Gothamist/Gawker]

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  • Barb

    "someone apparently kicked a glass of wine (which they shouldn’t have had!) over on his wife’s back"
    They should have kicked a cask of wine on her and Glenn, too. The kids probably could have been taken out with just a box of wine.

  • That's just what they did to Jesus when he tried to go to the movies in a park!

    • Radiotherapy┬«

      I hear the Garden of Gesthemane is gorgeous this time of year.

    • PristineODummy

      They spilled water on him, dood. It's not their fault he changed it into wine.

  • I am always amused when people bemoan the horrible state of their country and then get hell for it in the street. What the fuck do they expect? Spontaneous ticker tape parades from the massed socialist hordes?

    • Nothingisamiss

      Yes. In his mind, this is what Glenn thinks will/should eventually happen….from the facist hoardes, although he will just be waving at all the "Great Americans."

    • What gets me is the guy lives in New York. Back in the day freedom-loving people would do anything to escape a socialist hell hole. They'd leave behind everything they knew, sneak about in the dark trying to avoid the secret police, sneak past guard towers, crawl under barbed wire, brave mine fields and cover themselves in mud and lie still when the searchlights passed over them in order to escape to the free world.

      All this guy has to do is pack up his family in the station wagon and drive from the socialist nightmare of New York to the capitalist heaven of Alabama or Florida or whatever. Nobody will kick the wine off his wife's back there.

      • Clearly he views himself as the secret agent behind the wire, keeping his beady eye on those subversives spoiling his country.

  • anniegetyerfun

    If, say, Keith Olbermann had headed to a Tea Party rally in Alabama, he would have been warmly embraced. Liberals are just so fucking mean.

    • eatingraoul

      How true! Sprinkling glitter and spilling wine. What is next? Blowing kisses?

      • PristineODummy

        Libunatic pussies.

  • metamarcisf

    Nobody knows de trouble he seen

    • anniegetyerfun

      I does not care. I does not care.

    • Terry

      Hey, you're down to a double digit negative p-ness! Congrats!

  • hagajim

    "And the New Yorkers ridiculed him, because he’s a hateful asshole."

    I thought New Yorkers pretty much ridicule everyone.

    • Nothingisamiss

      It seems, also, too, that some New Yorkers can be hateful assholes, yet Donald Trump is also similarly scorned. Who can explain it?

    • anniegetyerfun

      It's a city ordinance. If you stop mocking others, they make you pay a Nice Tax.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Outside of the Faux studios, being nice to Beck is a misdemeanor.

    • Negropolis

      They do, and it's how they show that they love you…and/or hate you. It can be confusing.

      Also, New York's state bird is the middle finger. Also.

  • chilequiles

    What do you call Mormon wine?

    *nasal voice* Hoooooneeeeeey, I think I'm gonna have another baaaaaaabyyyyyy.

    Oldie but goodie, when i used to be a good little closeted deacon. ^ ^

    And hell no, mormons (ok, maybe only the VAST majority) get offended if you even drink coffee around them. With drinking wine, you might as well bugger their children.

    • Not_So_Much

      Nah, they got that covered already: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1357789/F

      • chilequiles

        o.O Too late to cover my face in shame?

        How beyond sad, I never read that article. And in Alpine too? That's right around the corner from the de-gayifying shrinks i got sent to decrease my devilish cocklust. My heart goes out to those kids and I hope they're able to find emotional equilibrium. Banning family-bands-in-matching-clothes would do a world of good, and not only because it's creepy as all get out.

    • PristineODummy

      Gee, thanks. You never know what you'll get invited to do over here. Glad I hung around.

  • They need a break from the Kool Aid from time to time.

  • nounverb911

    If Gle2n Beck is so anti-social he should have stayed home.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Really. What was the movie? It's probably available on Netflix.

    • PristineODummy

      If Gle2n Beck is so anti-socialist he should have stayed home.

      FIFY. No need to thank.

  • elviouslyqueer

    He also compared himself as a potential victim of lynching, saying: "If I had suggested, and I almost did, 'Wow, does anybody have a rope? Because there’s tree here. You could just lynch me.’ And I think there would have been a couple in the crowd that would have."

    Lemme stop you right there, Glenn. Matthew Shepard was a lynch victim. James Byrd Jr. was a lynch victim. Emmett Till and thousands of innocent blacks, along with a couple of Jews, were all lynch victims.

    You, on the other hand, are a miserable, cowardly, scum-sucking, attention-whoring, pathologically insane, rabid, chronically misinformed, pathetic waste of oxygen. Big difference.

    • unclejeems

      That's a big thumbs up for you, my good elvious. Wish I'd a thought to say that.

      • Elvious took the words right out of my mouth. The man knows his way around an adjective.

    • Nothingisamiss

      Yes. Yes. Yes. THIS. +++++++++++++++++++++++++

    • Hey, you know who else was a miserable, cowardly, scum-sucking, attention-whoring, pathologically insane, rabid, chronically misinformed, pathetic…

      Oh, fuck it.

      • anniegetyerfun

        Oooh, ooh, I know this one! Pick me! Pick me!

      • riverside68

        Hitler?

      • emmelemm

        So many good choices here….

      • user-of-owls

        Dung the Merciless?

    • metamarcisf

      Google that, Glenn!

    • MissusBarry

      Kinda like those hippy terrorists in Wisconsin. It's hard to tell if these fuckwads are just so illiterate as to not understand the plain meanings of words or if they actually don't perceive the difference between some presumptively sane, non-violent people disagreeing with them, and atrocious acts of violence. Either way, it's scary and idiotic. Man, my snark is just lacking today.

      • BerkeleyBear

        All of it, Katey.

        Seriously – its both. That's what comes from serious naval-gazing.

      • Jukesgrrl

        It's OK, Elvious is carrying us all today.

      • tessiee

        "It's hard to tell if these fuckwads are just so illiterate as to not understand the plain meanings of words or if they actually don't perceive the difference between some presumptively sane, non-violent people disagreeing with them, and atrocious acts of violence."

        "Help, help! I'm being oppressed!"

    • zhubajie

      You could always hang yourself, Glenn.

      • guangho

        Or nail hisself to a cross of gold.

    • poorgradstudent

      Glenn's just confused. He forgets that people get lynched because of people like him.

    • tessiee

      "a miserable, cowardly, scum-sucking, attention-whoring, pathologically insane, rabid, chronically misinformed, pathetic waste of oxygen"

      He's also fat and ugly.

  • nounverb911

    "that someone apparently kicked a glass of wine "
    Do Mormons have Mutaween? (Religious Police)

    • anniegetyerfun

      Is that what they call it when you convert to secret izlam and Tweet ween photos?

      ETA: Oh, great, you had to go and edit it to include a definition.

    • zhubajie

      Probably they are encouraged to spy on each other.

    • PristineODummy

      They should, shouldn't they?

  • BloviateMe

    I look forward to the day when Beck's career finally withers and dies, and the dried husk crumbles to ashes and are scattered upon the winds of indifference.

  • BornInATrailer

    The Gallo Belt?

  • catchtheflava

    I was there last night, and I completely missed this fat pink moron. I was with my friend from Iran, too, and his mother, who was wearing her headscarf. He would have died of fright! FOILED AGAIN, BECK!

    • Catchtheflave if you see him there again, run him over to the American Standard Bldg (see nounverb911's reply to next postie), yard his plump ass up to the 23rd floor, toss him in the crapper and flush. It'll be a Tom Petty moment, Free Fallin.'

  • genxr

    Obviously he has a deep-seated hatred of white all people

  • Well Glenn the Bryant Park Subway Station has service to Flushing, iffin' yer feeling Thomas Crappered-out and feel the need for an American Standard moment instead of yer typical 2nd Amend bluez.

  • Radiotherapy┬«

    Hey, didn't the Beckster hear? Gratuitous violence is now protected by the 1st Amendment.

    • user-of-owls

      No Murder,
      No Peace!

    • mourningnmerica

      Well said.

  • JackObin

    If all had gone properly here in the land of Jefferson and Paine, Glenn Beck would be cleaning public toilets in New York, not spewing forth uneducated horseshit to millions of half-wits.

    • tessiee

      As Stephen King once said about Nixon, "If there was any justice, he'd be blowing the other convicts for cigarettes".

  • welcome to the big apple, ya fuckin' fuck

    • not that Dewey

      "In NYC, fuck isn't a word; it's a comma."

      • user-of-owls

        A [shithead]semi-colon user [fuck], who the fuck do you think you are [cunt]? The fuckin' Queen [cunt]? What kinda fuckin' asshole uses a goddamn fuckin' [shithead]semi-colon on fuckin' Wonkette [cunt]?[Red Sox fan]!

        • not that Dewey

          It was an Oxford semi-colon? I'm sorry? Fuck.

          • user-of-owls

            Oh, and you think a fuckin' limey school [shithead]semi-colon user somehow makes it fuckin' better[cunt]?[Red Sox fan]!

            If you ever use a [heaven forfend]/ or worse yet a [lordie, lordie]& [fuck], bad juju will ensue[fuck], I guarantee that [too tired to designate the period somehow].

          • not that Dewey

            WHAT DID I EVER [tourette's] DO TO [punches knee] DESERVE THIS [cough] FUCKIN TREATMENT

          • user-of-owls

            fuck. fuck. fuck Dr. Pepper. fuck;[Aspergers]

          • not that Dewey

            I'm surprised that "<sub>" is not an html tag recognized by intense debate. weird.

          • user-of-owls

            I coulda' been a contender.
            I coulda' been somebody!

            grrr

          • not that Dewey

            You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Owls, and I won't have it, is that clear?! You think you have merely stopped a blog post — that is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back. It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity, it is ecological balance! You are an old owl who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations! There are no peoples! There are no Russians. There are no Arabs! There are no third worlds! There is no West! There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multi-variate, multi-national dominion of dollars! petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars!, Reichmarks, rubles, rin, pounds and shekels! It is the international system of currency that determines the totality of life on this planet! That is the natural order of things today! That is the atomic, subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And you have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Owls? (pause) You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen, and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and Dupont, Dow, Union Carbide and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state — Karl Marx? They pull out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories and minimax solutions and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments just like we do.
            We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Owls. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable by-laws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Owls! It has been since man crawled out of the slime, and our children, Mr.Owls, will live to see that perfect world in which there is no war and famine, oppression and brutality –one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you to preach this evangel, Mr. Owls.

            with some occasional "fucks" and "Dr. Peppers" thrown in, for good measure.

        • not that Dewey

          "Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."

          -Kurt Vonnegut, A Man without a Country

          • Angry_Marmot

            Yeah, well, he's from fucking Indiana.

          • not that Dewey

            Indiana, Schmindiana. I'm from Illinoise, which is dangerously close to Indiana.

      • tessiee

        "fuck isn't a word; it's a comma"

        I once arrived at my cousins' house when one of them was frustratedly trying to fix his car. I asked him what was wrong, and he answered, "The fucking fuck won't fuck". the sad thing is that I understood exactly what he meant.

        • not that Dewey

          I lived in NYC (well, Brooklyn) for 7 years. I can totally relate.

          btw, that quote was the genius of Lewis Black. I claim no credit for its hilarity.

  • LesBontemps

    someone pointed at her and supposedly shouted, “We hate conservatives here!”

    This is how you know it's a total Beck fabrication. Nobody shouts anything in New York without using "fucking" as a modifier, at least twice.

    • Nothingisamiss

      My thought. Also, too…the story is very black/white for this white/white crowd of listeners. Seems like there should be more modifiers of all sorts in this sentence.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      He also had a backwards "B" carved in his cheek.

  • Ansnarkist

    @ the alt-text. Are you crazy? You can't dump him down the sewer. New Yorkers would have to worry about a Glenn Beck biting them everyone time they sat down on the toilet. Alligators you can live with. But not having Glenn Beck in the sewage system is what separates New York from New Jersey.

  • Nothingisamiss

    Wow. Hate-y people with wild, dangerous rants against socialism can't even enjoy some of that good, sweet socialist park without someone telling them their true, American, God given opinion?

    So mind blowing in our Obama dictatorship.

  • V572 [SSAN]

    Wait a minute, wait a minute — Beck has a wife? There's got to be some mistake.

  • ogradybt

    Calling BS on "We hate conservatives here." What that person probably said was "We hate you because you are a free thinker and you've done well for yourself!"

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Because that's so not New York.

    • tessiee

      I'm thinking more like,
      "Hey, Beck, you fuckin' suck, you beeeeastid!"
      *whips rock at Beck*

  • pinkocommi

    If I were in that crowd, I would have given Glenn Beck "the gayness" since it is so contagious. But it is good that I wasn't there because Glenn is so not cool enough to be gay.

    • Nothingisamiss

      You might have destroyed his marriage!!!!!!!!!

    • comrad_darkness

      If gayness is catching, you would catch it *from* him.

  • SayItWithWookies

    Glenn Beck, as a member of the oppressed white male religious fanatic minority, feels horribly oppressed anytime anyone so much as looks at him funny. It's fortunate he's not a liberal lesbian who had her head stomped while peacefully protesting or he'd be mocking himself relentlessly for being a professional grievance hound — assuming the incident even happened the way he thinks it did. Hell, I can't go to a baseball game without getting bumped, jostled or annoyed, but I don't think it's a personal attack.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Stop wearing your Red Sox cap, and things will get better.

  • mumbly_joe

    “We hate conservatives here!”

    Actual words, spoken by an actual person who really exists in reality, if ever I've encountered the like before.

  • mumbly_joe

    Aren't free movies in Bryant Park kinda a bit like… soshulism???!!!

    Look who's a big, fat, pig-eyed, latte-swilling New York City limousine liberal now.

    • Rotundo_

      To say nothing of cheap; the guy could have Cars 2 played for his kids in his appartment today, but insists on going to free movies in the park? I understand the "I'm a man of the people!" schtick, but geez.

  • PartyMarty

    “We hate conservatives here!”

    … yeah, that sounds like a legit quote.

    • ArmoredBore
    • Geminisunmars

      More likely: "We hate you. Here. Everywhere."

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      “We hate conservatives here!” is completely bogus. In New York, we don't hate, we just despise. This is not a subtle a distinction.
      And we individualize it — no New Yorker worth his bucket of fucks would ever waste them on the plural "conservatives."

  • thefrontpage

    The real problem is that Beck was sitting on a pink and yellow blanket, holding hands, cuddling and eating liver pate with Pat Robertson, and they were both wearing Speedos, knee-high black socks, and hard-soled shoes. The movie in the park was "The Birdcage." So there's all sorts of sociological, pathological, cultural, moral and aesthetic problems with this scenario.

  • DashboardBuddha

    You know what, Beck…video or STFU.

  • greypanter

    Saying offensive things on teevee is different than saying them to someone's face. For one thing, the former is more cowardly.

  • Crank_Tango

    "We hate conservatives here!" makes perfect sense. Personally I would have gone with something like "hey suck a cock you fucking nutjob!"
    or "eat shit and die, asshole"
    or "you're gonna be picking teeth out of your magic undies for weeks when I get done with you shitheel!"

    • emmelemm

      Spoken like a true New Yorker.

      • Crank_Tango

        Buffalo anyway. All the F bombs, plus pop instead of soda.

        • emmelemm

          Pop rules, soda drools. (From a West Coaster.)

          • Please.
            It's soh-der.
            (Long Island, represent!)

          • Crank_Tango

            LOL my stepdad was from centerreach and my mom's name was patreecher, and my sister was ericker. and pepsi was indeed sohder.

          • Crank_Tango

            yeah if I have to say it at all, which is never, I say soda now. been out west too long. I still say caaar and daaaallar tho.

        • Negropolis

          Buffalo always sounds like home, to me. Their accent is almost indentical to those stretching along Lake Erie all the way to Detroit, and it only makes sense as New Yorkers were some of the most promient founding families of Michigan.

    • PristineODummy

      But that's just you.

  • Mumbletypeg

    The 'reap and sow' motif is strong with today's posts.

  • For a second I actually felt a little bad for Glenn's kids because their parents can't take them on a nice family outing to enjoy some beautiful summer weather in a public park.

    Then I remembered that their father is a moronic, hate-spewing bag of horseshit and thought maybe someday those lazy parasitic children will take some responsibility and commit that chubby sack of crap to the mental institution where he so clearly belongs. Then I felt warm and tingly again. Bootstraps, kids!

    • zhubajie

      I have a bad feeling he's not a good father. :-(

      • flamingpdog

        More like the Godfather of crazy.

        • zhubajie

          >

  • Schmannnity

    As you sow, so shall you reap.

  • DahBoner

    "Ex-television clown Glenn Beck just wanted to go to a government-run socialist park to watch a free movie on the lawn with other liberal New Yorkers at Bryant Park"

    Why not pay a Free Market theater to watch a movie on Private property?

    Because Glenn Beck is a parasite, looter and leech….

  • CHUDster_Arthur

    Yesterday's movie was "The 39 Steps", which likely appealed to Beck's fantasies of global intrigue and drama.

    He would have been better served seeing last week's movie, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". A film where an antisocial miscreant pretends to be crazy for personal gain, grows immensely popular with the other inmates of his institution, and is ultimately trapped in the asylum before being smothered by an obese fan on a Hoverround.

    • Crank_Tango

      he prolly thought the 39 steps was his NA program. step 37, rub vaporub all over your eyes and act like a fucking lunatic.

  • OneYieldRegular

    And then, suddenly, there were these two lesbians who cornered me. I've never been so scared. I started screaming! Help, I'm being held against my will! Help!

    • riverside68

      go on . . .

      • chilequiles

        Then the lesbians got married and ruined Gingritch's latest marriage. The End.

        • comrad_darkness

          At least there was hand-fasting, right? Nice long hand-fasting and then, um, frosting in excessive amounts. Come on, help us out here…

    • PuckStopsHere

      Shouldn't this begin with, "Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me…"

  • Goonemeritus

    They make a fortune stoking the worst tendencies in the lunatic fringe and then they expect normal people to just forgive and forget. I personally take great solace in the fact that these charlatans need to retreat from public life entirely.

  • neiltheblaze

    Gee – a dumbbell radical right-winger (Beck is a lot of things, but one thing he isn't is "conservative") preaches hate from the safety of his studio and thinks there should be no pushback from the people he routinely vilifies. HA HA HA. Calculation fail!

  • zhubajie

    Glen has his own sect now!

  • Kicked a glass of wine on his wife? That's a sad substitute for kicking him through the face.

  • El Pinche

    Hey pig-eyes, it comes with the job!

  • Also the Glenn Beck supporters have invaded that Gothamist thread and some of the tinfoil hattery is most entertaining.

  • zhubajie

    Doesn't Beck cry all the time, no matter what? Don't you suspect he went to the park looking for trouble?

    • Dudleydidwrong

      That's my feeling, too. Righteous Glenn dragged his family into a situation which he hoped would cause the rabble to rise up and make a scene so that he would have something to flap his gums about. He and Sarah Dipshit should get together and have a show about "using the family for fun and profit."

  • genxr

    Jeez, so MLK couldn't go see movies in the park. If that's the worst thing white southern conservatives ever did to him, big whoop.

  • OneYieldRegular

    9 Principles, 12 Values, 39 Steps.

    • iburl

      …100 Million Dollars

    • SorosBot

      Glenn might be better off changing that to 12 steps.

    • bagofmice

      He's not smooth enough for 240 dollars… worth of pudding. Awwwwww yeahhhhh.

    • lulzmonger

      99 problems but finding or inventing excuses to baaaaaaw ain't one.

  • genxr

    After hearing Becks' version of the story, I picture him being saved by white knights on horses, ala Birth of a Nation.

    Then I read the comments of his supporters, and yep. There it is.

    • genxr

      Fine. Downfist me. I only sat through that 3 hour silent movie because Roger Ebert said it was important.

  • Karma's a bitch, ain't it, Glenn.

  • not that Dewey

    Obviously, the Lamestream American Public is biased against Glenn Beck.

  • AJWjr.

    Thanks for ruining our vacation, media.

  • flamingpdog

    What was needed was a good old-fashinoned "cry-Beck" lynching.

  • flamingpdog

    But a whole herd of asphalt jungle Crocs can be pretty scary.

  • OH OH OH
    Beck Is Whining!

    (courtesy of MediaMatters).

    Watch it Beck, Sarah P. is always the real victim and you're on dangerous ground. Heh, heh.
    ~

    • There are 122 posts above in which the whining flows from libunatics.

      • genxr

        Aw look. It wants to talk to us and be part of the community.

        • It thinks it's people!

        • AnarchyWolf

          It thinks that assessing situations accurately and with a touch of comedy is whining, that's so cute.

        • Puppyhead

      • El Pinche

        Yeah, we know you keep track in excel sheet or something, you psychoconservabaggertard.

      • glamourdammerung

        Someone that spends hours a day obsessively trolling a website really has no credibility about calling anyone a whiner.

        And it is even insulting your own limited intelligence to call the folks you spend multiple hours a day stalking mentally ill.

        • s/b "someone WHO spends hours a day…"

          You're welcome…

          BTW, you're the one doing the stalking here.

          • glamourdammerung

            You are changing the subject because you can not refute what I posted. Again.

            It is alright though. We both know you have no actual retort based in reality.

          • Geminisunmars

            It is sort of right. Should have read "something that spends hours a day…"
            I know you were giving it the benefit of the doubt, thinking it was human, but look at its tag.

          • glamourdammerung

            A normal human would not make stupid jokes about the murder of a nine year old girl either. So I guess my giving spanky underserved credit as well as the attention they crave is yet another way I am better than them.

          • Geminisunmars

            Engaging with it just feeds it. I know your impulse, and you are better than it (for a gazillion reasons which are obvious). A life changing quote in my life came from Albert Ellis: "How do you expect a crazy person to act? – Sane?" Saved me from lots of head to wall contact.

        • FWIW, with the right tools, one can handle quite a large number of libunatic posts with very little effort or time.

          • glamourdammerung

            Scripting is against Intense Debate's terms of service.

          • You're behind the times and you're limited in your perspective.

          • glamourdammerung

            Or someone with better things to do than troll websites.

            But then again, if conservatives had actual valid points, they would not have to resort to nonsense like your stupidity here.

          • SorosBot

            As is having multiple accounts, as our troll's sockpuppet Spanky2b admitted to being the third of in his very first comment:
            http://tv.breitbart.com/reid-on-obamacare-repeal-

            (If that doesn't work, it's currently the last comment here): http://intensedebate.com/people/Spanky2b/94

            "I just had to create another new account, the last two were blocked – without explanation. "

          • glamourdammerung

            Anyone else notice how it is never that crowd of losers' fault for anything? Anything that happens to them is always the result of some kind of grand conspiracy and not a consequence of their own stupidity and poor behavior.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            No scripting involved … it's called being unemployed.

      • SorosBot

        And hey, your forces of evil are losing, and the forces of good are winning, as just happened in New York last week:
        http://blip.tv/nostalgia-chick/pride-5322274

        Oh that's got to burn, watch as people celebrate gaining basic human rights that you and the rest of the forces of hate try to deny it to them and fail.

  • ganmerlad

    Beck is so full of bullshit that I wouldn't even want to contemplate what it would be like to live with the lying bastard. This now in from Gawker:
    ——
    I was on the blanked directly behind Mr. Beck, and while we did find it amusing that wine was spilled on Tanya & co, I can tell you that it was 100% accidental. My friend was drinking her wine and it tipped over, as wine glasses are wont to do. We immediately helped Tanya & co clean up the "mess" and offered them our napkins, and apologies were made. There was no hostility or animosity in the exchange, and I find it hard to believe that a half-filled glass of wine would be capable of "soaking" anyone, even waif-thin Tanya. Moreover, why would we waste the wine?
    http://gawker.com/5816390/the-real-story-behind-g

    • mumbly_joe

      Wow, when you put it that way, it's EXACTLY THE SAME as getting lynched, in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY.

      • ganmerlad

        I wonder what he would have said if an out-of-control frisbee had come their way.

        • AnarchyWolf

          Totally a librul anarchist assassination plot!

        • Nothingisamiss

          Guillotine!

        • bagofmice

          Help! Help! I'm being derezzed!

          Now you see the discs inherent in the system!

  • C_R_Eature

    To Ze Editor:

    Allz I vanted to do ist go out on a blanket on ze Reichtag's lawn mit my Eva undt have dinner in ze afternoon sun and szit aroundt. From ze moment ve arrivedt, ze vibe gott hostile, mitt ze Russians shooting undt throwing handt grenades undzowieter. Undt Zen… Zumbody szhouted "We Hate Nazis" behind my back!

    Vell…you know WHO ELSE vos harassed on a picnic, eh?

    Sincerely,
    – Mr Hilter
    #1 Bunker place
    Berlin, Germany

    • mayor_quimby

      +10 on the Godwin leap, it was pretty much warranted in this case.

      • C_R_Eature

        Thank you!

        Normally, I avoid or tiptoe around the Godwin Line but, just this once I took a headlong leap in. It was so much fun and so richly deserved.

    • Negropolis

      I applaud you for staying in accent the entire time. That requires some committment. I sat and read it aloud for added effect.

      • C_R_Eature

        Thanks very much. It's particularly difficult to do that while laughing every few minutes. I just now tried to read it aloud & I couldn't make it all the way through.

    • tessiee

      Das ist macht der awesome!

      • C_R_Eature

        Danke!!

        Satire Macht Frei.

        • tessiee

          I came back to this thread — yes, I actually endured that picture a *second* time — just to re-read this.

          Bitte, Schatzi.

          • C_R_Eature

            I am honored and humbled and I hope that photo didn't make you throw up too much.Thanks!

  • DaSandman

    What? No crucifixation? NYC gone soft yo!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      The Beckerheads on the Gothamist site took care of that angle already: "It was exactly like the mob that crucified Jesus."

    • genxr

      Oh Mister Be-eck.. Come out and play-ay! *clink* *clink* (of wine glasses)

  • gvvt

    So lynching him would be like yelling at him?

  • BarackMyWorld
    • lulzmonger

      Once an emo, always an emo.
      If only someone would tell them all about the joys of cutting.
      Sigh.

  • finallyhappy

    I think "Fuck you fucking asshole" is more likely- we are talking New York.

    • LesBontemps

      I think that's a rather too-friendly salutation, under the circumstances.

  • ibwilliamsi

    I understand that the woman on the blanket behind them had a half glass of wine that tipped over and splashed on his wife's back. She apologized, Beck & Co said "no big deal", and it was over. Is there any credible observation that more than this happened?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Beck said that they were harassed by …

      Oh wait, you said "credible". Never mind.

    • Barrelhse

      His wife threw the wine on herself and scratched a backwards "H" on her face with glass shards.

  • SorosBot

    Racist mocking of two children, nice one there.

    • The 1990s called for you and they want their race card back.

      Are you getting help w/ your obsession?

      • bagofmice

        Chelsea called. She has a few cards she'd like to play…

      • SorosBot

        Ah, the "race card", pulled out by racists whenever they get called on their racism. That comment was blatantly, obviously racist, not to mention directed at little girls, you racist fuck, so yeah I'm calling you on your racism.

  • OT

    Iffin' ya need a bit of a smile here at the end of the day, CNN (yeah, I know) has this on the Republican Mayor of Uvalda, GA who may be headin' to jail when a couple of injunctions get lifted on the the new Georgia immigration law. Nice to see there are still a few Rs out there with whom we could have a civil debate.

    • Dudleydidwrong

      Great story. May the mayor's tribe increase.

  • There's something about that guy that I don't like very much.

  • mayor_quimby

    This is a good thing for Glennda. He's finally seeing that after you spew hate and vitriol and stupidity into society, there just might be social consequences.
    When you choose to live your rich ass in the 'socialist' mecca of NYC, you might have to take a couple of Fuck You's to the face every now and then. If he was smart, he would do his shows from the secret bunker in the income-tax haven of Florida.
    What did he expect, that he could call liberals assholes and traitors for years and never have to encounter one in person in one of the top 5 liberal cities in the US.
    I hope his chauffeur secretly records him telling his kids 'Now this driver is brown and foreign, so always keep an eye on him. They're shifty like that. Now pull up your jeans, your magic underwear is showing.'

  • mdaedalus

    "You're too close to the truth, buddy," they told him, "Back off!"

  • fuflans

    I assume he cried.

  • fuflans

    needs less wine and more hurled tomatoes.

    • tessiee

      Needs less whine and more wine.

  • Kat_man

    But could he kiss him "in" the mouth?

  • Terry

    "When she got up to use the restroom, someone pointed at her and supposedly shouted, “We hate conservatives here!”"

    This can't possibly be true. A real New Yorkers would have at least dropped an F bomb in that sentence.

    • fuflans

      somewhere:

      fuck we hate conservatives here.
      we fucking hate conservatives here.
      we hate fucking conservatives here.
      we hate conservatives fucking her.

      • SorosBot

        Well I for one hate fucking conservatives; from my experience as a straight man most of them just lie back stiff as a board and let the guy do all the work, no fun. Maybe the men are better at it though?

      • tessiee

        We fuckin hate youz fuckin conservatives, hanh? [elbow nudge] Hanh?

  • LesBontemps

    In Soviet Russia (NYC), movie in park watches you.

  • Beck is slipping–this is an example of the down-market Ashley Todd school of publicity seeking.

  • guangho

    What's the man doing in a public park, in New York City of all places, mere steps from a subway station? Wouldn't his audience consider that a triple betrayal?

    • mumbly_joe

      I mean, let's just list the problems with how this plays in Real 'Murka:

      1)New York, the very capital of Libtardia itself. None of these wingnuts-for-pay have every actually convincingly pulled off the "I hold my nose and live there because that's where all the jobs (which libruls kill!!!!1) are" act. They obviously live there because it's a nice place to live, *and* it's where all the jobs are, despite all the job-creating liberty that South Dakota has. At least Ann Coulter has the good sense to actually walk the walk and live far enough outside the city in the parts of Connecticut that are known predominantly for their overprivileged rich girl(?)s.

      2) Public park. Everyone knows that designated greenspaces are, themselves, an outgrowth of environmentalism, and thus a form of godless pagan nature worship. How DARE NYC let some parts of the city lie fallow and also bolster tourism dollars, rather than building, say, another parking lot.

      3) Public screening of a film, free of charge, in said park. Is there really a nakeder form of soshulizm? I doubt it.

      4) The robust transit system flanking nearly every side of Bryant Park. I mean, everyone knows that god-fearing 'Merkins build their cities to be choked with highways and traffic congestion. At least, if we'd taken my advice on item #2, and turned Bryant Park into a parking lot, we'd at least have parking solutions that were merely woefully inadequate for the population of the city.

      Did I miss any?

      • guangho

        5. Being in the presence of wine is far too Frenchy.
        6. Bryant park was named after lamestream media magnate and abolitionist (!) William C. Bryant.

  • Peepeehead

    • Negropolis

      Fuck off, you brain-dead featherweight.

      Oh, Wonkette! Who will rid us of this turbulent zombie-troll?

  • glamourdammerung
  • glamourdammerung

    So Glenn Beck is crying because someone was rude and hurt his fragile little feelings? I only hope he does not watch his own programming as that probably upset him to the point of involuntary urination.

  • glamourdammerung

    The Trig Screw folks are going to have to go troll Big Failure if you keep making stupid remarks about children.

  • iburl

    Beck described the harassers as "arrogant 25-year olds" and said they were the "most hateful people I've ever seen." But there's a hope for these lost souls… if only they realize it soon.

    "All I could think of about the people around me all night was I feel sorry for you. I really feel sorry for you… you are so lost… and so convinced that you are absolutely 100% right, and you are helping build a system that is fueled by hate. You're being used and you don't even know it. And by the time you wake-up, it may be too late for you to get out… My family and I will accept you with open arms."

    "You are helping build a system that is fueled by hate" …and what have you been doing the last few years? Cry me an ocean, pig.

    • glamourdammerung

      "My family and I will accept you with open arms."

      After he gets done talking garbage about them and trying to incite his cult a bit more.

    • CHUDster_Arthur

      Wow, talk about psychic projection. Classic Wingnut: Whatever flaws define you, say that the liberals embody it.

    • tessiee

      "you are so lost… and so convinced that you are absolutely 100% right, and you are helping build a system that is fueled by hate. "

      Praise from Caesar.

  • eatingraoul

    I stood high on a mountaintop..Naked to the world..In front of every kind of girl
    There was white ones, more white ones, Mormon white ones
    Spill the wine, I'm a swine

  • philly_wonkette

    He's lucky this happened in New York… those people are civilized. In Philly, I was at party where they strung up a Glenn Beck pinata and half-naked girls hacked him up with a machete and crazy medieval weapons. No joke. They posted pics here: http://swellco2000.com/2010/11/pinata-debriefing/

  • Jukesgrrl

    Mormons who are hypocrites can, and do, drink anything they want, apparently.

  • Jukesgrrl

    She knew they shouldn't have sold their tacky McMansion in Connecticut.

  • Negropolis

    Reap what you sow, motherfucker. No use crying over spilled wine.

    I really want to make a wine cooler reference and tents in Bryant Park and mix in some obscure Moroni reference, but my mind is too fried, right now, to effectively draw the witty comparisons. I haz sad. :(

  • matt181

    Stop Intolerant Left Wing Hate NOW! If you HATE, you are a piece of dog shit!

  • PristineODummy

    I thought he was just pulling a Hoekstra.

  • PristineODummy

    Having read (and upfisted) all the previous ruderies, I'm going to settle for "Fuck you, you fucking fuck," which is what most New Yawkers of my acquaintance would definitely say.

    • tessiee

      Fuckin' A right, they would.

  • freakishlywrong

    Always the victim, never the hate filled reactionary.

  • x111e7thst

    New York has grown soft. In the 80's we would have taken all his Amero$$$ and his pants, then stenciled a punk/anarchist slogan on his ass and left him like that for the edification of passers by.

  • Glenn, you weep just what you sow.

  • When you make a living by spewing hate…

  • genxr

    All the more reason to invest in gold.

  • Redhead

    Awww, poor wittle beckers. Did that woman glance in your direction? She was obviously giving you a death glare/secret code to the liberal militia! Did someone accidentally knock over a glass of wine somewhere in the vicinity of the public park where you were (hypocritically) sitting? Secret muslin plot, obviously. Did those people DARE to breathe the same air and watch the same movie as you? Did any of them actually point out the hypocrisy of someone who rails against the government funding things actually enjoying a government-funded movie in a government-funded park? Lynching! You're just so persecuted, aren't you, beckers.

  • Redhead

    Errrr, so why did my p score just go from 90-something to zero? Did I piss off Ken somehow?

  • Poindexter718

    So Glenn Beck eats on and then tramples the American flag?
    Why isn't this a bigger story?

  • timbo71351

    If I ever saw Beck in public, I would piss on him. Whatever punishment I got, it would be worth it.
    You know the minute he leaves his home everyday, his wife starts fucking anything that moves. That's probably the only way to cope with being married to a hunk of shit like that. Well, that or pills and booze.

  • lulzmonger

    Malaria? Shariah?

    Perhaps you ought to refrain from further expositions of your sparkling wit here until your balls drop.

  • lulzmonger
  • Buckminster

    What a whiny bitch! Next time, Becky, we'll just dump the wine down yer crotch and see how ya like that. Moron. DIAF!

    • Barrelhse

      Maybe a little 101 and a lighter?

  • matt181

    STOP Left Wing Intolerant HATE!

  • ttommyunger

    The nerve of those people! Imagine, being a pandering scumbag and then being treated like one! How unfair can life be?

  • alvinnewman

    Yes, morons can drink wine, oh you said mormons, hmmmmmm – ok whatever

  • not that Dewey

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  • Manhattan123

    Does he want some cheese with that whine…on his wife's back.

  • tessiee

    Hey, you guys:

    My neighbors have a kid who seems to be rather strikingly unintelligent. I don't claim to be an expert on child development, but Billy Bob is three, still in diapers, and can't talk. No, he's not leotarded, just really, really, bag-of-hammers dumb. If I'd been that dumb, my parents would have drowned me in the bathtub.

    But his parents are my neighbors, so I try to get along with them and be pleasant to their little moron.

    Every now and then, when I'm working in my yard or going to the mailbox, I encounter Billy Bob during his busy day of running around at random, shrieking like a sick dog. Trying to be nice, I say something really simple, like, "That's a nice toy".

    His reaction is invariably to get all squirmish, flinch, twitch, jabber twice as much as he had been (still without uttering any intelligible words of English), and generally act like a younger version of Ralph Wiggum. He's a dimwitted little shit who constantly demands attention, and then doesn't know what to do when he gets it.

    Does that remind anybody of anybody?

  • comrad_darkness

    "you're all a bunch of anti-christ, treasonous, baby-eating socialist bastards!"

    "hey, someone kicked wine on us!"

    I think they got off easy.

  • matt181

    STOP Intolerant Left Wing HATERS!
    and
    STOP Intolerant Left Wing Censorship!

    This is the 3rd time I've posted this. You do realize that you hateful intolerant Left Wing KOOKS have become everything you despised, right?

    The "anti establishment anything goes" hippies from the 60s-70's are now the control freak establishment, you FUCKING INTOLERANT FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Barrelhse

    I'm still confused about the wine glass. Was he snorting wine from her ass-crack?

  • He wasn't summarily skull fucked in his eye socket while his wife and miserable brats screamed "down in front" at the huge fucking Rasta who deliberately blocked their view by setting up an incense dispensary right in front of them? NY must be slipping.

  • benjo765

    People are so cruel. I for one would only throw a medium-weight object at this walking social blight if I saw him; not a heavy one.

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