Ex-television clown Glenn Beck just wanted to go to a government-run socialist park to watch a free movie on the lawn with other liberal New Yorkers at Bryant Park, but apparently New Yorkers somehow found out that Glenn Beck is a fearmongering fanatic who thinks the entire American Government should be destroyed, and that all poor people and sick people should die in the streets, which also shouldn’t exist because of No Government. And the New Yorkers ridiculed him, because he’s a hateful asshole, and now he is sad about this. Why won’t everyone love this race-baiting psychopath?
“All I wanted to do is go out on a blanket with my family and have dinner in the afternoon sun and sit around.” While in theory this is a completely reasonable request, it seems a tad disconnected from reality, which shouldn’t surprise anyone. Beck said on his morning radio show that from the moment he arrived, the vibe was “hostile,” and that someone apparently kicked a glass of wine (which they shouldn’t have had!) over on his wife’s back. When she got up to use the restroom, someone pointed at her and supposedly shouted, “We hate conservatives here!”
Ha ha, idiot. If this was Soviet Russia, which Beck often seems to claim is exactly what America is, Glenn Beck would’ve been executed by firing squad and all the video recordings of his dumb teevee show would’ve been erased from history or YouTube or whatever. [Gothamist/Gawker]
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"someone apparently kicked a glass of wine (which they shouldn’t have had!) over on his wife’s back"
They should have kicked a cask of wine on her and Glenn, too. The kids probably could have been taken out with just a box of wine.
Crowded social gathering, with people navigating around the blankets and human puddles. Movies playing. A drink is spilled.
Obviously a communist did it. On purpose. Couldn't possibly be an accident.
Every time I see your name I want chilies. Is this wrong?
Chilequiles (the food) used to be my favorite hangover brekky. Le sigh. I miss being fat.
Xactly what I was saying to myself earlier when I was looking at some donuts! (This reply is off topic. Still wanting good chilies.)
And it makes perfect sense that someone would throw the wine at Mrs. Beck instead of Glenn himself, right.
A witness wrote in to explain what happened, and it's pretty much exactly what you would expect – Beck is a paranoid schizophrenic.
Just another reason why, in my mind, he's using the mormon faith to suit his purposes. My aunt keeps cooking sherry in a cabinet since she's an amazing chef. It's a bit of a family scandal. Alcohol is a HUGE no-no. Beck even being near wine sets off my grifter alarm. Can't wait for the looks of shock when he starts bottling Deseret Snake Oil with the church logo on it. Mormons are being played for fools, which i'm not sure makes me happy or sad…
So apparently some chick nearby spilled her wine and apologized and helped clean it up. I stand corrected that perhaps he doesn't hit the bottle (these days anyway, still, naughty naughty mormon, only root beer for you). Only thing is, this is clearly another chapter in his upcoming griftseller "Tears. See? I'm picked on and now am sad, For America."
In other news, holy shit, Gothamist is a hilarious troll den of amateurs getting clobbered by NY's best. Go team go, yay!
Being?
More to the point: video or it didn't happen.
Good God!!!! Glenn Beck spawned!!!!???
WITH ANOTHER HUMAN???????!!!!!!
Dear Mr. Craven, ….
Drinking wine is a no-no for followers of space Jeebus. The hypocrisy is just so unexpected…
word
That's just what they did to Jesus when he tried to go to the movies in a park!
I hear the Garden of Gesthemane is gorgeous this time of year.
They spilled water on him, dood. It's not their fault he changed it into wine.
I am always amused when people bemoan the horrible state of their country and then get hell for it in the street. What the fuck do they expect? Spontaneous ticker tape parades from the massed socialist hordes?
Yes. In his mind, this is what Glenn thinks will/should eventually happen….from the facist hoardes, although he will just be waving at all the "Great Americans."
What gets me is the guy lives in New York. Back in the day freedom-loving people would do anything to escape a socialist hell hole. They'd leave behind everything they knew, sneak about in the dark trying to avoid the secret police, sneak past guard towers, crawl under barbed wire, brave mine fields and cover themselves in mud and lie still when the searchlights passed over them in order to escape to the free world.
All this guy has to do is pack up his family in the station wagon and drive from the socialist nightmare of New York to the capitalist heaven of Alabama or Florida or whatever. Nobody will kick the wine off his wife's back there.
Clearly he views himself as the secret agent behind the wire, keeping his beady eye on those subversives spoiling his country.
If, say, Keith Olbermann had headed to a Tea Party rally in Alabama, he would have been warmly embraced. Liberals are just so fucking mean.
How true! Sprinkling glitter and spilling wine. What is next? Blowing kisses?
Libunatic pussies.
Nobody knows de trouble he seen
I does not care. I does not care.
Hey, you're down to a double digit negative p-ness! Congrats!
"And the New Yorkers ridiculed him, because he’s a hateful asshole."
I thought New Yorkers pretty much ridicule everyone.
It seems, also, too, that some New Yorkers can be hateful assholes, yet Donald Trump is also similarly scorned. Who can explain it?
It's a city ordinance. If you stop mocking others, they make you pay a Nice Tax.
Outside of the Faux studios, being nice to Beck is a misdemeanor.
They do, and it's how they show that they love you…and/or hate you. It can be confusing.
Also, New York's state bird is the middle finger. Also.
What do you call Mormon wine?
*nasal voice* Hoooooneeeeeey, I think I'm gonna have another baaaaaaabyyyyyy.
Oldie but goodie, when i used to be a good little closeted deacon. ^ ^
And hell no, mormons (ok, maybe only the VAST majority) get offended if you even drink coffee around them. With drinking wine, you might as well bugger their children.
Nah, they got that covered already: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1357789/F...
o.O Too late to cover my face in shame?
How beyond sad, I never read that article. And in Alpine too? That's right around the corner from the de-gayifying shrinks i got sent to decrease my devilish cocklust. My heart goes out to those kids and I hope they're able to find emotional equilibrium. Banning family-bands-in-matching-clothes would do a world of good, and not only because it's creepy as all get out.
Gee, thanks. You never know what you'll get invited to do over here. Glad I hung around.
They need a break from the Kool Aid from time to time.
If Gle2n Beck is so anti-social he should have stayed home.
Really. What was the movie? It's probably available on Netflix.
If Gle2n Beck is so anti-socialist he should have stayed home.
FIFY. No need to thank.
Lemme stop you right there, Glenn. Matthew Shepard was a lynch victim. James Byrd Jr. was a lynch victim. Emmett Till and thousands of innocent blacks, along with a couple of Jews, were all lynch victims.
You, on the other hand, are a miserable, cowardly, scum-sucking, attention-whoring, pathologically insane, rabid, chronically misinformed, pathetic waste of oxygen. Big difference.
That's a big thumbs up for you, my good elvious. Wish I'd a thought to say that.
Elvious took the words right out of my mouth. The man knows his way around an adjective.
Yes. Yes. Yes. THIS. +++++++++++++++++++++++++
Hey, you know who else was a miserable, cowardly, scum-sucking, attention-whoring, pathologically insane, rabid, chronically misinformed, pathetic…
Oh, fuck it.
Oooh, ooh, I know this one! Pick me! Pick me!
Hitler?
So many good choices here….
Dung the Merciless?
Google that, Glenn!
Kinda like those hippy terrorists in Wisconsin. It's hard to tell if these fuckwads are just so illiterate as to not understand the plain meanings of words or if they actually don't perceive the difference between some presumptively sane, non-violent people disagreeing with them, and atrocious acts of violence. Either way, it's scary and idiotic. Man, my snark is just lacking today.
All of it, Katey.
Seriously – its both. That's what comes from serious naval-gazing.
It's OK, Elvious is carrying us all today.
"It's hard to tell if these fuckwads are just so illiterate as to not understand the plain meanings of words or if they actually don't perceive the difference between some presumptively sane, non-violent people disagreeing with them, and atrocious acts of violence."
"Help, help! I'm being oppressed!"
You could always hang yourself, Glenn.
Or nail hisself to a cross of gold.
Glenn's just confused. He forgets that people get lynched because of people like him.
"a miserable, cowardly, scum-sucking, attention-whoring, pathologically insane, rabid, chronically misinformed, pathetic waste of oxygen"
He's also fat and ugly.
"that someone apparently kicked a glass of wine "
Do Mormons have Mutaween? (Religious Police)
Is that what they call it when you convert to secret izlam and Tweet ween photos?
ETA: Oh, great, you had to go and edit it to include a definition.
Probably they are encouraged to spy on each other.
They should, shouldn't they?
I look forward to the day when Beck's career finally withers and dies, and the dried husk crumbles to ashes and are scattered upon the winds of indifference.
The Gallo Belt?
I was there last night, and I completely missed this fat pink moron. I was with my friend from Iran, too, and his mother, who was wearing her headscarf. He would have died of fright! FOILED AGAIN, BECK!
Catchtheflave if you see him there again, run him over to the American Standard Bldg (see nounverb911's reply to next postie), yard his plump ass up to the 23rd floor, toss him in the crapper and flush. It'll be a Tom Petty moment, Free Fallin.'
Obviously he has a deep-seated hatred of
whiteall peopleWell Glenn the Bryant Park Subway Station has service to Flushing, iffin' yer feeling Thomas Crappered-out and feel the need for an American Standard moment instead of yer typical 2nd Amend bluez.
The American Standard Building is on the south side of the park.
Hey, didn't the Beckster hear? Gratuitous violence is now protected by the 1st Amendment.
No Murder,
No Peace!
Well said.
If all had gone properly here in the land of Jefferson and Paine, Glenn Beck would be cleaning public toilets in New York, not spewing forth uneducated horseshit to millions of half-wits.
As Stephen King once said about Nixon, "If there was any justice, he'd be blowing the other convicts for cigarettes".
welcome to the big apple, ya fuckin' fuck
"In NYC, fuck isn't a word; it's a comma."
A [shithead]semi-colon user [fuck], who the fuck do you think you are [cunt]? The fuckin' Queen [cunt]? What kinda fuckin' asshole uses a goddamn fuckin' [shithead]semi-colon on fuckin' Wonkette [cunt]?[Red Sox fan]!
It was an Oxford semi-colon? I'm sorry? Fuck.
Oh, and you think a fuckin' limey school [shithead]semi-colon user somehow makes it fuckin' better[cunt]?[Red Sox fan]!
If you ever use a [heaven forfend]/ or worse yet a [lordie, lordie]& [fuck], bad juju will ensue[fuck], I guarantee that [too tired to designate the period somehow].
"Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."
-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man without a Country
Yeah, well, he's from fucking Indiana.
"fuck isn't a word; it's a comma"
I once arrived at my cousins' house when one of them was frustratedly trying to fix his car. I asked him what was wrong, and he answered, "The fucking fuck won't fuck". the sad thing is that I understood exactly what he meant.
I lived in NYC (well, Brooklyn) for 7 years. I can totally relate.
btw, that quote was the genius of Lewis Black. I claim no credit for its hilarity.
someone pointed at her and supposedly shouted, “We hate conservatives here!”
This is how you know it's a total Beck fabrication. Nobody shouts anything in New York without using "fucking" as a modifier, at least twice.
My thought. Also, too…the story is very black/white for this white/white crowd of listeners. Seems like there should be more modifiers of all sorts in this sentence.
He also had a backwards "B" carved in his cheek.
Cut-nut!
@ the alt-text. Are you crazy? You can't dump him down the sewer. New Yorkers would have to worry about a Glenn Beck biting them everyone time they sat down on the toilet. Alligators you can live with. But not having Glenn Beck in the sewage system is what separates New York from New Jersey.
Wow. Hate-y people with wild, dangerous rants against socialism can't even enjoy some of that good, sweet socialist park without someone telling them their true, American, God given opinion?
So mind blowing in our Obama dictatorship.
Wait a minute, wait a minute — Beck has a wife? There's got to be some mistake.
Calling BS on "We hate conservatives here." What that person probably said was "We hate you because you are a free thinker and you've done well for yourself!"
Because that's so not New York.
I'm thinking more like,
"Hey, Beck, you fuckin' suck, you beeeeastid!"
*whips rock at Beck*
If I were in that crowd, I would have given Glenn Beck "the gayness" since it is so contagious. But it is good that I wasn't there because Glenn is so not cool enough to be gay.
You might have destroyed his marriage!!!!!!!!!
If gayness is catching, you would catch it *from* him.
Glenn Beck, as a member of the oppressed white male religious fanatic minority, feels horribly oppressed anytime anyone so much as looks at him funny. It's fortunate he's not a liberal lesbian who had her head stomped while peacefully protesting or he'd be mocking himself relentlessly for being a professional grievance hound — assuming the incident even happened the way he thinks it did. Hell, I can't go to a baseball game without getting bumped, jostled or annoyed, but I don't think it's a personal attack.
Stop wearing your Red Sox cap, and things will get better.
“We hate conservatives here!”
Actual words, spoken by an actual person who really exists in reality, if ever I've encountered the like before.
Aren't free movies in Bryant Park kinda a bit like… soshulism???!!!
Look who's a big, fat, pig-eyed, latte-swilling New York City limousine liberal now.
To say nothing of cheap; the guy could have Cars 2 played for his kids in his appartment today, but insists on going to free movies in the park? I understand the "I'm a man of the people!" schtick, but geez.
“We hate conservatives here!”
… yeah, that sounds like a legit quote.
Uh huh, and Mike Tobin was totally attacked by a union thug. Sure.
More likely: "We hate you. Here. Everywhere."
“We hate conservatives here!” is completely bogus. In New York, we don't hate, we just despise. This is not a subtle a distinction.
And we individualize it — no New Yorker worth his bucket of fucks would ever waste them on the plural "conservatives."
The real problem is that Beck was sitting on a pink and yellow blanket, holding hands, cuddling and eating liver pate with Pat Robertson, and they were both wearing Speedos, knee-high black socks, and hard-soled shoes. The movie in the park was "The Birdcage." So there's all sorts of sociological, pathological, cultural, moral and aesthetic problems with this scenario.
You know what, Beck…video or STFU.
Saying offensive things on teevee is different than saying them to someone's face. For one thing, the former is more cowardly.
"We hate conservatives here!" makes perfect sense. Personally I would have gone with something like "hey suck a cock you fucking nutjob!"
or "eat shit and die, asshole"
or "you're gonna be picking teeth out of your magic undies for weeks when I get done with you shitheel!"
Spoken like a true New Yorker.
Buffalo anyway. All the F bombs, plus pop instead of soda.
Pop rules, soda drools. (From a West Coaster.)
Please.
It's soh-der.
(Long Island, represent!)
yeah if I have to say it at all, which is never, I say soda now. been out west too long. I still say caaar and daaaallar tho.
Buffalo always sounds like home, to me. Their accent is almost indentical to those stretching along Lake Erie all the way to Detroit, and it only makes sense as New Yorkers were some of the most promient founding families of Michigan.
But that's just you.
The 'reap and sow' motif is strong with today's posts.
For a second I actually felt a little bad for Glenn's kids because their parents can't take them on a nice family outing to enjoy some beautiful summer weather in a public park.
Then I remembered that their father is a moronic, hate-spewing bag of horseshit and thought maybe someday those lazy parasitic children will take some responsibility and commit that chubby sack of crap to the mental institution where he so clearly belongs. Then I felt warm and tingly again. Bootstraps, kids!
I have a bad feeling he's not a good father.
More like the Godfather of crazy.
>
As you sow, so shall you reap.
"Ex-television clown Glenn Beck just wanted to go to a government-run socialist park to watch a free movie on the lawn with other liberal New Yorkers at Bryant Park"
Why not pay a Free Market theater to watch a movie on Private property?
Because Glenn Beck is a parasite, looter and leech….
Yesterday's movie was "The 39 Steps", which likely appealed to Beck's fantasies of global intrigue and drama.
He would have been better served seeing last week's movie, "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". A film where an antisocial miscreant pretends to be crazy for personal gain, grows immensely popular with the other inmates of his institution, and is ultimately trapped in the asylum before being smothered by an obese fan on a Hoverround.
he prolly thought the 39 steps was his NA program. step 37, rub vaporub all over your eyes and act like a fucking lunatic.
And then, suddenly, there were these two lesbians who cornered me. I've never been so scared. I started screaming! Help, I'm being held against my will! Help!
go on . . .
Then the lesbians got married and ruined Gingritch's latest marriage. The End.
At least there was hand-fasting, right? Nice long hand-fasting and then, um, frosting in excessive amounts. Come on, help us out here…
Shouldn't this begin with, "Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me…"
They make a fortune stoking the worst tendencies in the lunatic fringe and then they expect normal people to just forgive and forget. I personally take great solace in the fact that these charlatans need to retreat from public life entirely.
Gee – a dumbbell radical right-winger (Beck is a lot of things, but one thing he isn't is "conservative") preaches hate from the safety of his studio and thinks there should be no pushback from the people he routinely vilifies. HA HA HA. Calculation fail!
Glen has his own sect now!
Kicked a glass of wine on his wife? That's a sad substitute for kicking him through the face.
Hey pig-eyes, it comes with the job!
Also the Glenn Beck supporters have invaded that Gothamist thread and some of the tinfoil hattery is most entertaining.
Doesn't Beck cry all the time, no matter what? Don't you suspect he went to the park looking for trouble?
That's my feeling, too. Righteous Glenn dragged his family into a situation which he hoped would cause the rabble to rise up and make a scene so that he would have something to flap his gums about. He and Sarah Dipshit should get together and have a show about "using the family for fun and profit."
Jeez, so MLK couldn't go see movies in the park. If that's the worst thing white southern conservatives ever did to him, big whoop.
9 Principles, 12 Values, 39 Steps.
…100 Million Dollars
Glenn might be better off changing that to 12 steps.
He's not smooth enough for 240 dollars… worth of pudding. Awwwwww yeahhhhh.
99 problems but finding or inventing excuses to baaaaaaw ain't one.
After hearing Becks' version of the story, I picture him being saved by white knights on horses, ala Birth of a Nation.
Then I read the comments of his supporters, and yep. There it is.
Fine. Downfist me. I only sat through that 3 hour silent movie because Roger Ebert said it was important.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it, Glenn.
Obviously, the Lamestream American Public is biased against Glenn Beck.
Thanks for ruining our vacation, media.
What was needed was a good old-fashinoned "cry-Beck" lynching.
But a whole herd of asphalt jungle Crocs can be pretty scary.
OH OH OH
Beck Is Whining!
(courtesy of MediaMatters).
Watch it Beck, Sarah P. is always the real victim and you're on dangerous ground. Heh, heh.
~
There are 122 posts above in which the whining flows from libunatics.
Aw look. It wants to talk to us and be part of the community.
It thinks it's people!
Poopyhead
It thinks that assessing situations accurately and with a touch of comedy is whining, that's so cute.
Puppyhead
Yeah, we know you keep track in excel sheet or something, you psychoconservabaggertard.
Poppyhead
Someone that spends hours a day obsessively trolling a website really has no credibility about calling anyone a whiner.
And it is even insulting your own limited intelligence to call the folks you spend multiple hours a day stalking mentally ill.
s/b "someone WHO spends hours a day…"
You're welcome…
BTW, you're the one doing the stalking here.
You are changing the subject because you can not refute what I posted. Again.
It is alright though. We both know you have no actual retort based in reality.
FWIW, with the right tools, one can handle quite a large number of libunatic posts with very little effort or time.
Scripting is against Intense Debate's terms of service.
And hey, your forces of evil are losing, and the forces of good are winning, as just happened in New York last week:
http://blip.tv/nostalgia-chick/pride-5322274
Oh that's got to burn, watch as people celebrate gaining basic human rights that you and the rest of the forces of hate try to deny it to them and fail.
Beck is so full of bullshit that I wouldn't even want to contemplate what it would be like to live with the lying bastard. This now in from Gawker:
——
I was on the blanked directly behind Mr. Beck, and while we did find it amusing that wine was spilled on Tanya & co, I can tell you that it was 100% accidental. My friend was drinking her wine and it tipped over, as wine glasses are wont to do. We immediately helped Tanya & co clean up the "mess" and offered them our napkins, and apologies were made. There was no hostility or animosity in the exchange, and I find it hard to believe that a half-filled glass of wine would be capable of "soaking" anyone, even waif-thin Tanya. Moreover, why would we waste the wine?
http://gawker.com/5816390/the-real-story-behind-g...
Wow, when you put it that way, it's EXACTLY THE SAME as getting lynched, in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY.
I wonder what he would have said if an out-of-control frisbee had come their way.
Totally a librul anarchist assassination plot!
Guillotine!
A Flying Guillotine!
Help! Help! I'm being derezzed!
Now you see the discs inherent in the system!
To Ze Editor:
Allz I vanted to do ist go out on a blanket on ze Reichtag's lawn mit my Eva undt have dinner in ze afternoon sun and szit aroundt. From ze moment ve arrivedt, ze vibe gott hostile, mitt ze Russians shooting undt throwing handt grenades undzowieter. Undt Zen… Zumbody szhouted "We Hate Nazis" behind my back!
Vell…you know WHO ELSE vos harassed on a picnic, eh?
Sincerely,
– Mr Hilter
#1 Bunker place
Berlin, Germany
+10 on the Godwin leap, it was pretty much warranted in this case.
Thank you!
Normally, I avoid or tiptoe around the Godwin Line but, just this once I took a headlong leap in. It was so much fun and so richly deserved.
I applaud you for staying in accent the entire time. That requires some committment. I sat and read it aloud for added effect.
Thanks very much. It's particularly difficult to do that while laughing every few minutes. I just now tried to read it aloud & I couldn't make it all the way through.
Das ist macht der awesome!
Danke!!
Satire Macht Frei.
I came back to this thread — yes, I actually endured that picture a *second* time — just to re-read this.
Bitte, Schatzi.
I am honored and humbled and I hope that photo didn't make you throw up too much.Thanks!
What? No crucifixation? NYC gone soft yo!
The Beckerheads on the Gothamist site took care of that angle already: "It was exactly like the mob that crucified Jesus."
Oh Mister Be-eck.. Come out and play-ay! *clink* *clink* (of wine glasses)
So lynching him would be like yelling at him?
Fucking crybabies.
Once an emo, always an emo.
If only someone would tell them all about the joys of cutting.
Sigh.
I think "Fuck you fucking asshole" is more likely- we are talking New York.
I think that's a rather too-friendly salutation, under the circumstances.
I understand that the woman on the blanket behind them had a half glass of wine that tipped over and splashed on his wife's back. She apologized, Beck & Co said "no big deal", and it was over. Is there any credible observation that more than this happened?
Beck said that they were harassed by …
Oh wait, you said "credible". Never mind.
His wife threw the wine on herself and scratched a backwards "H" on her face with glass shards.
Racist mocking of two children, nice one there.
The 1990s called for you and they want their race card back.
Are you getting help w/ your obsession?
Chelsea called. She has a few cards she'd like to play…
Ah, the "race card", pulled out by racists whenever they get called on their racism. That comment was blatantly, obviously racist, not to mention directed at little girls, you racist fuck, so yeah I'm calling you on your racism.
OT
Iffin' ya need a bit of a smile here at the end of the day, CNN (yeah, I know) has this on the Republican Mayor of Uvalda, GA who may be headin' to jail when a couple of injunctions get lifted on the the new Georgia immigration law. Nice to see there are still a few Rs out there with whom we could have a civil debate.
Great story. May the mayor's tribe increase.
There's something about that guy that I don't like very much.
This is a good thing for Glennda. He's finally seeing that after you spew hate and vitriol and stupidity into society, there just might be social consequences.
When you choose to live your rich ass in the 'socialist' mecca of NYC, you might have to take a couple of Fuck You's to the face every now and then. If he was smart, he would do his shows from the secret bunker in the income-tax haven of Florida.
What did he expect, that he could call liberals assholes and traitors for years and never have to encounter one in person in one of the top 5 liberal cities in the US.
I hope his chauffeur secretly records him telling his kids 'Now this driver is brown and foreign, so always keep an eye on him. They're shifty like that. Now pull up your jeans, your magic underwear is showing.'
"You're too close to the truth, buddy," they told him, "Back off!"
I assume he cried.
needs less wine and more hurled tomatoes.
Needs less whine and more wine.
But could he kiss him "in" the mouth?
"When she got up to use the restroom, someone pointed at her and supposedly shouted, “We hate conservatives here!”"
This can't possibly be true. A real New Yorkers would have at least dropped an F bomb in that sentence.
somewhere:
fuck we hate conservatives here.
we fucking hate conservatives here.
we hate fucking conservatives here.
we hate conservatives fucking her.
Well I for one hate fucking conservatives; from my experience as a straight man most of them just lie back stiff as a board and let the guy do all the work, no fun. Maybe the men are better at it though?
We fuckin hate youz fuckin conservatives, hanh? [elbow nudge] Hanh?
In Soviet Russia (NYC), movie in park watches you.
Beck is slipping–this is an example of the down-market Ashley Todd school of publicity seeking.
What's the man doing in a public park, in New York City of all places, mere steps from a subway station? Wouldn't his audience consider that a triple betrayal?
I mean, let's just list the problems with how this plays in Real 'Murka:
1)New York, the very capital of Libtardia itself. None of these wingnuts-for-pay have every actually convincingly pulled off the "I hold my nose and live there because that's where all the jobs (which libruls kill!!!!1) are" act. They obviously live there because it's a nice place to live, *and* it's where all the jobs are, despite all the job-creating liberty that South Dakota has. At least Ann Coulter has the good sense to actually walk the walk and live far enough outside the city in the parts of Connecticut that are known predominantly for their overprivileged rich girl(?)s.
2) Public park. Everyone knows that designated greenspaces are, themselves, an outgrowth of environmentalism, and thus a form of godless pagan nature worship. How DARE NYC let some parts of the city lie fallow and also bolster tourism dollars, rather than building, say, another parking lot.
3) Public screening of a film, free of charge, in said park. Is there really a nakeder form of soshulizm? I doubt it.
4) The robust transit system flanking nearly every side of Bryant Park. I mean, everyone knows that god-fearing 'Merkins build their cities to be choked with highways and traffic congestion. At least, if we'd taken my advice on item #2, and turned Bryant Park into a parking lot, we'd at least have parking solutions that were merely woefully inadequate for the population of the city.
Did I miss any?
5. Being in the presence of wine is far too Frenchy.
6. Bryant park was named after lamestream media magnate and abolitionist (!) William C. Bryant.
Peepeehead
Fuck off, you brain-dead featherweight.
Oh, Wonkette! Who will rid us of this turbulent zombie-troll?
Also, Becktard Richard Poplawski is going to get killed by Obama's thugs. Cry more, no man.
So Glenn Beck is crying because someone was rude and hurt his fragile little feelings? I only hope he does not watch his own programming as that probably upset him to the point of involuntary urination.
The Trig Screw folks are going to have to go troll Big Failure if you keep making stupid remarks about children.
Beck described the harassers as "arrogant 25-year olds" and said they were the "most hateful people I've ever seen." But there's a hope for these lost souls… if only they realize it soon.
"All I could think of about the people around me all night was I feel sorry for you. I really feel sorry for you… you are so lost… and so convinced that you are absolutely 100% right, and you are helping build a system that is fueled by hate. You're being used and you don't even know it. And by the time you wake-up, it may be too late for you to get out… My family and I will accept you with open arms."
"You are helping build a system that is fueled by hate" …and what have you been doing the last few years? Cry me an ocean, pig.
"My family and I will accept you with open arms."
After he gets done talking garbage about them and trying to incite his cult a bit more.
Wow, talk about psychic projection. Classic Wingnut: Whatever flaws define you, say that the liberals embody it.
"you are so lost… and so convinced that you are absolutely 100% right, and you are helping build a system that is fueled by hate. "
Praise from Caesar.
I stood high on a mountaintop..Naked to the world..In front of every kind of girl
There was white ones, more white ones, Mormon white ones
Spill the wine, I'm a swine
He's lucky this happened in New York… those people are civilized. In Philly, I was at party where they strung up a Glenn Beck pinata and half-naked girls hacked him up with a machete and crazy medieval weapons. No joke. They posted pics here: http://swellco2000.com/2010/11/pinata-debriefing/
Mormons who are hypocrites can, and do, drink anything they want, apparently.
She knew they shouldn't have sold their tacky McMansion in Connecticut.
Reap what you sow, motherfucker. No use crying over spilled wine.
I really want to make a wine cooler reference and tents in Bryant Park and mix in some obscure Moroni reference, but my mind is too fried, right now, to effectively draw the witty comparisons. I haz sad.
Stop Intolerant Left Wing Hate NOW! If you HATE, you are a piece of dog shit!
I thought he was just pulling a Hoekstra.
Having read (and upfisted) all the previous ruderies, I'm going to settle for "Fuck you, you fucking fuck," which is what most New Yawkers of my acquaintance would definitely say.
Fuckin' A right, they would.
Always the victim, never the hate filled reactionary.
New York has grown soft. In the 80's we would have taken all his Amero$$$ and his pants, then stenciled a punk/anarchist slogan on his ass and left him like that for the edification of passers by.
Glenn, you weep just what you sow.
When you make a living by spewing hate…
All the more reason to invest in gold.
Awww, poor wittle beckers. Did that woman glance in your direction? She was obviously giving you a death glare/secret code to the liberal militia! Did someone accidentally knock over a glass of wine somewhere in the vicinity of the public park where you were (hypocritically) sitting? Secret muslin plot, obviously. Did those people DARE to breathe the same air and watch the same movie as you? Did any of them actually point out the hypocrisy of someone who rails against the government funding things actually enjoying a government-funded movie in a government-funded park? Lynching! You're just so persecuted, aren't you, beckers.
Errrr, so why did my p score just go from 90-something to zero? Did I piss off Ken somehow?
So Glenn Beck eats on and then tramples the American flag?
Why isn't this a bigger story?
If I ever saw Beck in public, I would piss on him. Whatever punishment I got, it would be worth it.
You know the minute he leaves his home everyday, his wife starts fucking anything that moves. That's probably the only way to cope with being married to a hunk of shit like that. Well, that or pills and booze.
Malaria? Shariah?
Perhaps you ought to refrain from further expositions of your sparkling wit here until your balls drop.
Obligatory.
What a whiny bitch! Next time, Becky, we'll just dump the wine down yer crotch and see how ya like that. Moron. DIAF!
Maybe a little 101 and a lighter?
STOP Left Wing Intolerant HATE!
The nerve of those people! Imagine, being a pandering scumbag and then being treated like one! How unfair can life be?
Yes, morons can drink wine, oh you said mormons, hmmmmmm – ok whatever
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Does he want some cheese with that whine…on his wife's back.
Hey, you guys:
My neighbors have a kid who seems to be rather strikingly unintelligent. I don't claim to be an expert on child development, but Billy Bob is three, still in diapers, and can't talk. No, he's not leotarded, just really, really, bag-of-hammers dumb. If I'd been that dumb, my parents would have drowned me in the bathtub.
But his parents are my neighbors, so I try to get along with them and be pleasant to their little moron.
Every now and then, when I'm working in my yard or going to the mailbox, I encounter Billy Bob during his busy day of running around at random, shrieking like a sick dog. Trying to be nice, I say something really simple, like, "That's a nice toy".
His reaction is invariably to get all squirmish, flinch, twitch, jabber twice as much as he had been (still without uttering any intelligible words of English), and generally act like a younger version of Ralph Wiggum. He's a dimwitted little shit who constantly demands attention, and then doesn't know what to do when he gets it.
Does that remind anybody of anybody?
"you're all a bunch of anti-christ, treasonous, baby-eating socialist bastards!"
"hey, someone kicked wine on us!"
I think they got off easy.
STOP Intolerant Left Wing HATERS!
and
STOP Intolerant Left Wing Censorship!
This is the 3rd time I've posted this. You do realize that you hateful intolerant Left Wing KOOKS have become everything you despised, right?
The "anti establishment anything goes" hippies from the 60s-70's are now the control freak establishment, you FUCKING INTOLERANT FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm still confused about the wine glass. Was he snorting wine from her ass-crack?
He wasn't summarily skull fucked in his eye socket while his wife and miserable brats screamed "down in front" at the huge fucking Rasta who deliberately blocked their view by setting up an incense dispensary right in front of them? NY must be slipping.
People are so cruel. I for one would only throw a medium-weight object at this walking social blight if I saw him; not a heavy one.
hell ya, there's actually people who know what chilequiles are? fuck me, i've been around other white people too long. +50 brown internets for the both of you. El Pato sauce brings happiness.
If you used to be Mormon, didn't the white rub off on ya back then? Or do you still have to die to become perfect?
In the last couple of decades, Messicans have quietly been turning on the whole Midwest to things beyond tacos and burritos.
I doubt it was all that authentic (they gringoized most things other than the nopales), but even my local Messican restaurant in Springfield Illinois had chilequiles on the menu.
Of course now I'm in Portland, so I'm moving up to places "brave" enough to do machaca and menudo everyday, not just as secret by request only specials.
My hubby's fave meal!
(Also a great way to use stale tortillas.)
BTW: This thread is keeping me from exploding. Pat and Glenn both in one day? Really?
I know what they are, but can't bring myself to try them. My mom loves them, though. It's always chilequiels this and chilequiles that, and we still get tongue-tied saying them. I just call 'em "Tia Tequilas".
I had critical levels of white, it was actually rubbing off on other people. And then I REALLY started rubbing it off on other people. Mom would be so proud.
And yes, you can only reach perfection in the Celestial Kingdom, the bestest of the 3 heavenly mating compounds. Did I mention you have to be married and sealed in the temple to get there? So clearly, gays can't reach perfection. Ever. Forever. And they scratch their heads why gay mormon suicide rates are so high…
Gee, i don't sound angry do i? Stoli to the rescue.
See? Horrible invasion of exotic food and different culture. It must be stopped at all costs! Who will think of the plain baked potatoes and 7 layer surprise casserole?
Do they still have Machismo Mouse there? Not authentic but still wholesome and yummy.
WHAT DID I EVER [tourette's] DO TO [punches knee] DESERVE THIS [cough] FUCKIN TREATMENT
fuck. fuck. fuck Dr. Pepper. fuck;[Aspergers]
I'm surprised that "<sub>" is not an html tag recognized by intense debate. weird.
You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Owls, and I won't have it, is that clear?! You think you have merely stopped a blog post — that is not the case! The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back. It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity, it is ecological balance! You are an old owl who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations! There are no peoples! There are no Russians. There are no Arabs! There are no third worlds! There is no West! There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multi-variate, multi-national dominion of dollars! petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars!, Reichmarks, rubles, rin, pounds and shekels! It is the international system of currency that determines the totality of life on this planet! That is the natural order of things today! That is the atomic, subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And you have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone! Am I getting through to you, Mr. Owls? (pause) You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen, and howl about America and democracy. There is no America. There is no democracy. There is only IBM and ITT and AT&T and Dupont, Dow, Union Carbide and Exxon. Those are the nations of the world today. What do you think the Russians talk about in their councils of state — Karl Marx? They pull out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories and minimax solutions and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments just like we do.
We no longer live in a world of nations and ideologies, Mr. Owls. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable by-laws of business. The world is a business, Mr. Owls! It has been since man crawled out of the slime, and our children, Mr.Owls, will live to see that perfect world in which there is no war and famine, oppression and brutality –one vast and ecumenical holding company, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused. And I have chosen you to preach this evangel, Mr. Owls.
with some occasional "fucks" and "Dr. Peppers" thrown in, for good measure.
I coulda' been a contender.
I coulda' been somebody!
grrr
Indiana, Schmindiana. I'm from Illinoise, which is dangerously close to Indiana.
You'll always have Lileks.
Er … not to be too obvy a furriner, but seven layers of what, exactly?
Hey hey, that's our word.
Puttockhead
You're behind the times and you're limited in your perspective.
As is having multiple accounts, as our troll's sockpuppet Spanky2b admitted to being the third of in his very first comment:
http://tv.breitbart.com/reid-on-obamacare-repeal-...
(If that doesn't work, it's currently the last comment here): http://intensedebate.com/people/Spanky2b/94
"I just had to create another new account, the last two were blocked – without explanation. "
No scripting involved … it's called being unemployed.
It is sort of right. Should have read "something that spends hours a day…"
I know you were giving it the benefit of the doubt, thinking it was human, but look at its tag.
A normal human would not make stupid jokes about the murder of a nine year old girl either. So I guess my giving spanky underserved credit as well as the attention they crave is yet another way I am better than them.
Or someone with better things to do than troll websites.
But then again, if conservatives had actual valid points, they would not have to resort to nonsense like your stupidity here.
LOL my stepdad was from centerreach and my mom's name was patreecher, and my sister was ericker. and pepsi was indeed sohder.
Engaging with it just feeds it. I know your impulse, and you are better than it (for a gazillion reasons which are obvious). A life changing quote in my life came from Albert Ellis: "How do you expect a crazy person to act? – Sane?" Saved me from lots of head to wall contact.
Anyone else notice how it is never that crowd of losers' fault for anything? Anything that happens to them is always the result of some kind of grand conspiracy and not a consequence of their own stupidity and poor behavior.
I get that reference. And it's AWESOME.
Lileks himself, or the reference? Because from what I can gather, he is quite the Repuglycan pustule.
Umm… what?
I'm talking about this: Lilek's Gallery of Regrettable Food
That guy might be a Republican pustule, but it seems unlikely?
Perhaps there is someone else named Lileks out there.
ETA: I have investigated! He is a Republican pustule. However, the Gallery of Regrettable Food is still AWESOME.
Nope. That's him. I used to visit his site all the time for the lulz.
Sorry to break it to ya.
Exactly, exactly.
Surprise!!!
Not to my knowledge, but we did have Xochimilco (the place of the flowers).
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