A shrieking horde of Tea Partiers (they do not come in any other format) stormed the National Republican Senatorial Committee offices demanding that it stop supporting GOP senators, which is its job. HOH NOH, we do not want your terrible “moderate Republicans,” they cried, especially this disgusting old Orrin Hatch person. (Haha, Hatch is a “moderate” in Utah because he still believes that you should just test welfare recipients for drugs instead of murdering them and has never tried to switch Utah to the gold standard.) Tea Party Patriots are not on board with your elitist, effeminate “polite phone calls and e-mails,” so they will just be storming into any office with weak doors to make demands from now on.
From the Daily Caller:
They weren’t wearing face paint, but they said they felt like they were in Braveheart.
More than 50 Tea Partiers, many from Utah, stormed the offices of the National Republican Senatorial Committee here in Washington on Monday to protest the organization’s support of Republican incumbent Sen. Orrin Hatch.
No Republican has yet announced a primary challenge to Hatch, but FreedomWorks, a national Tea Party-aligned organization, has launched a retire-Hatch campaign in hopes of lining up behind someone they say represents the movement better.
Yeah whatever, this is how the Founding Fathers did their democracy, every day. Look it up. [Daily Caller]
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Don't teabag on me!
Down the Hatch!
When are the republicans going to get some balls and toss the teabaggers out of the party.
But the Republican Party and Tea Bagging are synonymous. Just ask David Vitter or Larry Craig.
When they realize that relatively few teabagger candidates are appealing enough to win office and those that win office often shoot themselves in the foot. Or, more likely, never.
"As ye sow so shall ye reap'. One bible phrase that the RNC failed to consider.
Between the teabagging and Koch suckling, all I can say is:
Do you see what happens, Orrin? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS? [proceeds to smash up what he wrongly believes is Orrin's new Corvette] THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, ORRIN! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
"Is this your Senate voting record, Orrin? Have you heard of Vietnam?"
And for the more religious of you out there…
Do you see what happens, Orrin? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS? [proceeds to smash up what he wrongly believes is Orrin's new Corvette] THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, ORRIN! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!
Arguably the only time in the history of film that an already funny scene has been improved by censorship.
WIN
ROTFLMAO!
I'm suing your for damages to my lungs and diaphram for that one, buddy.
They have balls, they're just in their teabagger's mouths.
When they crash the country again and have to come up with another new snappy name for that same base of loosely affiliated cretins, religious zealots, racists, and conspiracy nuts who always vote Republican every election no matter what.
Never. The teabaggers are the reliable "base," (and boy, are they base) who will turn out to vote in every election and always pull the lever (or punch the Chad, or poop the rug, or whatever) for the R candidate.
Ah yes, these rabid droolers couldn't be happening to a nicer political party.
Go ahead you brave ball suckers, bring the pain. Those Rethugs deserve it now, don't they
I bet now he regrets not calling Sotomayor a racist.
More than 50 Tea Partiers, many from Utah, [scootered into] the offices of the National Republican Senatorial Committee here in Washington . . . .
Fixed.
Serpent's egg already (ahem) hatched.
I see no need to bring Quetzalcoatl into this.
Don't blame me – I voted for Cthulhu.
*cues David Caruso's sunglasses*
YEEEAAAHHH!!!!
Did any teabagger get shot in the ass with an arrow?
Asses and shafts with feathers, now that's a liberal image fer shore!
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i'll take T. Rex and people getting shot in the ass with arrows over Ted Nugent talking about shooting the president any day.
Why, is there a contest? Prizes?
On their way home from D.C. they also stormed a gift shoppe demanding it carry Sarah Palin's books and Charleston Chews. Then they stormed the bathrooms because the Mucinex had finally done its dirty work. FOR FREEDOM!
Poopyheads
To be fair Orrin almost never shows his face at the cross burnings anymore.
What about the other end, then?
Oh, and they are trying to primary Dick Lugar, too – apparently, being a cordial guy who votes the GOP line 98 percent of the time, and when he doesn't it's because it benefits his constituents or world peace isn't good enough. They want a troglydite like Mike Pence, who is running for Governor on the theory that Jeebus will save us if we just stop women from doing anything with their bodies by choice and gut all social services.
Lugar, the only sort-of sensible republican, and from Indiana, usually a far-redder-necked place than he is! When I lived in Kentuckiana, I was represented by someone who claimed the 2d amendment means private people can own nuclear weapons!
Lugar wants to take away our 2d Amendment nukes.
How could they possibly not like Dick Lugar? His name is a penis AND a gun! The only way that could be better is if his name was Dick Baconburgers Lugar.
Peter Derringer.
Willie Smith-Wesson.
Winchester Johnson.
Bushmaster P. Weiner.
Frank Furter Remington.
Baretta Koch.
I would imagine a large group of rascals and hover rounds rolling into Hatch’s office all loaded up with loud and somewhat flatulent retarded heavy weights might be kind of frightening.
Moar states writes!@ Moar federal amendmints overrighting states writes! Wut?
Heckuva job, Armey.
Senator: Fight? Against that? No! We will compromise. And we will live.
Teabagger Wallace: Aye, fight and you'll probably ruin the global economize. Compromise, and you'll have your seat… at least a while. And sitting in your Senator place, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies the libruls, homos, nearers, brown peoples, Muslins, atheists, womenz,
Jews, people with brains, people with educations, people with high school diplomas/GEDs, people that read, people who hate tricorner hats and sane people that they may take our Rascals, but they'll never take… OUR FREEDUMZ!And they will blow me first.
/Mel Gibson version/
I thought the Teatards spelled it "Freedumbz."
A shriek of Tea Partiers. Kind of like a gaggle of geese or a murder of crows.
How do you make them scatter?
Have a black person show up?
This is why I follow you. /swoon/
Toss a bunch of curly fries and fun size candy bars around, then make a run for it.
Hah! You can't run fast enough to get away!
Ger a young rent boy to point to them and yell "Hey_ your check for last night's buttseks bounced!"
I've found that napalm is an efficacious emulsifier for any teabaggers I've encountered in my area, see if it works for you.
Ask: "Who gets the check?"
kiss the nearest same gender person
Hire some breathless young lad or lass to run toward the crowd screaming "The taxman is coming! The taxman is coming!"
Buckshot in their britches?
Breeches, my friend. It's spelled "breeches".
No Republican has yet announced a primary challenge to Hatch, but FreedomWorks, a national Tea Party-aligned organization, has launched a retire-Hatch campaign in hopes of lining up behind someone they say represents the movement better.
And what movement would that be, exactly? The bowel movement?
Are there no unemployed members of the Palin dynasty?
"And what movement would that be, exactly? The bowel movement? "
Given that their diet consists of 3000 calories of pure lard per day and one gram of fiber per year, I'm thinking not.
There's no justice like good old-fashioned mob justice.
A riot is an ungly thing… undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.
Oh I feel so sorry for poor Orrin Hatch.
CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM!
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If they knock Orrin Hatch out in the primary and get an absolutely insane tea bagger running as the GOP candidate, they could lose the seat. This sort of loss should be called an "O'Donnell" or perhaps a "Christine".
We can always hope, but he is from Utah.
At least if they replace Hatch with another right-winger, the seniority will be lost. And that counts for a lot in the "rich old men and their employees club" that is the Senate.
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True, and I hope they keep doing it. Then, the republicans will regret exploiting these sputtering, incoherent idiots.
There was an amazing poll showing Utah's only elected Democrat pretty much running a dead heat in a Senate race, there. Basically, I hear, he's absolutely the only Dem that could compete, there.
I cannot upfist this enough.
For Dick Armey you would need 2 horses or a John Deere tractor.
This is what happens when the GOP has sexy time with Right Wing Nut Jobs without using any birf controls – ignorant selfish lil bastards get borned.
haha! Ugly fat stooid teabaggie babies.
Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take… OUR HOVEROUNDS!
It's not like Orrin Hatch was elected by his constituents or anything.
Oh, only tea baggers are supposed to vote. I see.
Bingo. Could "those people" possibly be more ridiculous?
They weren't wearing face paint, but they said they felt like they were in Braveheart.
Meaning they felt like drunk, misogynistic anti-Semites who believe in a weird, overly conservative religious sect?
To be fair, the Teabagger males do have sugar tits.
Exactly. But with more racism and stupid.
But were the men wearing skirts, like in Braveheart?
you wish! maybe some magic underwear, though.
Uber tea-bagger Michele Bachmann says "God told me to run for president". This can mean only one thing. God loves Barack Obama.
Well, according to Palin, God was supposed to decide the 08 elections. So yep, it would seem Barry is in good with the big guy.
Michalle Bachmann is proof that God loves Democrats and wants us to be happy.
I think it's well-established that God is a practical joker!
OT. Who the hell is that Johanna over there wanting to be my "friend" ? No!
No relation to the Meet Russian Girls ad that was there yesterday, I'm sure.
I don't get her. All I ever seem to get is that stupid mac malware, or whatever I last searched for. Heyy…
"More than 50 Tea Partiers, many from Utah, stormed the offices of the National Republican Senatorial Committee here in Washington on Monday to protest the organization’s support of Republican incumbent Sen. Orrin Hatch."
Translation: 20 or so teabaggers, none of whom were from Utah, were sent to the NRSC offices by FreedomWorks and the Koch brothers. They weren't sure quite why.
Perhaps the rumor that time was running out on the 9/11 coin sale.
See above. I'm nominating a Shriek of Tea Baggers.
" It is almost like they are entitled losers who've never really had to work hard to achieve their goals so they don't know how."
Who we talking about again? Orange county teens? Libertarians? Bristol Palin?
All of them Katie
This should go down in Teabagger Lore as their equivalent of the Storming of the Bastille. Instead of La Marseillaise, though, the anthem will be some Toby Keith song.
An "asylum" would be most appropriate, I think.
Proof that while the English are genteel enough on the surface, you really shouldn't piss them off.
I get the feeling that they're a lot like their descendants in the South — beneath the repression, there's a very nasty streak of sadism.
Tea Party Patriots
I do not support use of this branding/propaganda.
"Racist Troglodyte Teabaggers Who Make This Country Worse"
Truth in labeling!
~
Truth libeling!
Maybe Orrin should write a song about the Teabaggers to go with his collection of songs about the eight days of Hanukkah:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/09/us/politics/09h...
Music could be a secret weapon against the Teatarded.
"Let the illeagal sooooar!"
"They weren’t wearing face paint, but they said they felt like they were in Braveheart."
If Braveheart involved fighters that were at least 40 pounds overweight, carrying misspelled signs and rode Hoverrounds, that is.
Just as long as they don't do that "group moon" thing. Gah!
Only 40?
Well, 50 electric scooters pack quite a punch when it comes to pushing in office doors. Especially when each scooter is carrying at least 350 pounds on it.
Dear God, just imagine what the Republican National Convention will be like if they do nominate Socialized Health Care Prototype, Cap and Trade Sympathizing, Gay Loving, Heretic Religious Believer Mitt Romney? I can already see the streets being lined with giant flaming "T" to symbolize the new tolerance of the Republican Party.
Depending on who got the VP nod, you might find Mittens' corpse the next day in the parking lot of a Golden Corral, his body horribly mutilated and covered in smaller than usual tire tracks.
"smaller than usual tire tracks"
Pure genius. A thousand fists for thee.
What size tire tracks does Mitt usually sport?
They match the car roof rack tracks on his dog.
It'll be Chicago 1968 all over again, only slower. And the cops' truncheons, instead of shattering hippie bones, will become stuck when they sink into the soft folds of Teabagger flesh, like Arnold punching a T-1000.
Reap what you sow, Repubs!
Reap. What. You. Sow.
You dance with the one you brought to the party.
I thought you could dance with anyone you wanted to, but you had to go home with the one who bought you. (Koch?)
They are having a bit of fun with the reaping, now that they've driven off the migrant workers!
Who could have guessed that basing your party platform off of winding up the crazies could have ever "gone South"?
yeah, toss out the hippie hatch! idi amin for us senate!
50? So my guess last week of 67 or so was a bit too many… How long until the diabetes finishes them off?
Go away Son, ya bother me.
"Horde" is the proper collective for orcs, goblins and trolls, so it's totally appropriate.
Cocoon 2 : Corn Syrup Warriors
There is only one thing worse than teabagging…that's old people teabagging.
Has Orrin written a song about this yet?
I think "Eve of Destruction" has already been done.
As has "Dumb All Over…."
Demobracy in action.
Dumbocracy.
Odious Carbuncle Not Odious, Carbuncly Enough.
But was there a squirmish after they stormed the doors?
they do not come in any other format…
I disagree. The Tea Party brand comes in many distinct models. To name just a few:
Petulant and Whiny Suburban Housewives
Drunk, Arrogant Racists
Sarcastic and Pretentious Objecvtivists
Monosylabic Idiots Bearing Signs
Posturing, Bought and Paid-For Wall-Street Types,
Glinty-eyed Psychotics in Power Skirts and Suitjackets
…etc., etc.
what about the "i'm really not a republican, i swear. honest!" libertarians?
Monosylabic Idiots Bearing Misspelled Signs. *Fixed*
The teabaggers' version of history is about as accurate as that of Braveheart, and Gibson is just as racist, misogynist, antisemitic, violent and drunk as most of them, so the comparison fits.
Does that mean we should start referring to Ron Paul as "sugar-tits?"
No. Sarah is sugar-tits. Ron is sour-tits. And our new BFF (sorry Sarah) Michele is crazy-tits.
Jesus. When will these people stop being so self-important? Seriously, don't they have jobs?
No, they're on the SSI and the unemployment. But stop government entitlements! YEAH!!
What happened to the Pees? No not a loss of peeness.
P's went to the shop for retooling, but they usually come back good as new.
Seriously, don't they have jobs?
No.
I missed the movie, did the folks in Braveheart ride scooters too?
Yeah, but they hit coconut halves together so they could pretend they were on horses.
Utah is arguably the most mysterious state.
I read a book about financial crime once which claimed that Salt Lake City had a higher rate of white collar crime than anywhere in America, in part because the Mormonists have no qualms about stealing from gentiles. I mean seriously, to them, its not a sin to lie, cheat, and steal, when the victim is not mormon. Lotsa mortgage brokers are Mormon. As bland and friendly as they seem, Mormons look at us as subhumans.
They are also deep into the idea that wealth is a sign of God's favor and that poverty is a punishment for something or other.
That's one word for it.
"Weak doors"…and ramps.
The ramps are only present as a result of the evil, socialist ADA.
"A scrotum of teabaggers"?
Oh no, this cannot be true, the founding fathers didn't found any universities, like for instance that elistist UVa.
Ever hear of the Jefferson Bible?
Or get degrees from elitist universities like Harvard. Or have anti-American jobs like "community organizer" or "defense attorney". Because the Sons of Liberty and committees of correspondence were spontaneously formed organisms, and John Adams never defended anyone over the Boston Massacre.
Plus they were fighting against slavery all the time. When they weren't ringin' those bells and firin' those guns and all.
Braveheart, Shmaveheart. More like:
"Bob Bennett, he's a dead man! Orrin Hatch, dead! Dick Lugar…"
"Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic… but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!"
"We're just the guys to do it."
Nice. Very nice indeed.
"Braveheart"?! More like "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
"I am a Douche bag. And I see a whole army of douch bags, here in defiance of …well we're not sure! You have come to do nothing as Koch drones. And Koch dornes you are! What will you do without anus burgers? Will you scooter?
… Bacon on your anus burger and you may die. scooter and you will live at least awhile. And dying in your not hospital bed in a few days, would you be willing to trade all the hours from now to then for one chance, just one cahnce, to come back here as geriatric men and tell our enemies, even though we made them up in or minds, that we will take health care from the poor and we will shit on YOUR FREEDOMS!!!!!!”
-Tea-bag Wallace-
Somewhere in hell, Barry Goldwater pulls a wool hood over his head and snarls 'Good, good, my pretties. Do my bidding'.
Nah, as much as I agree with the sentiment, old Barry (not our new "Barry") was pretty much a stand-up guy when it came to this kind of stuff. He lived in the real world, not Cloud Cuckoo Land, where these birds come from. He actually knew what entitlements were. He just didn't like any of therm.
And how could you entirely hate a guy who said that Jerry Falwell should be kicked in the ass.
Barry was a RINO in name only. He'd be on their little list…
A RINO in name only???
That's making my head hurt.
Yeah, Barry would have been run out of town on a rail today.
Barry Goldwater is a daisy-wearing hippie compared to these assholes.
Streaking Piles of Tea Partiers.
And somewhere Matt Kibbe is laughing while twirling his sideburns!
The new model Hoverounds com with built-in holders for pitch-forks.
or Agnostics and Rakes
Angry, Demented Olds Dressed as Revolutionary War Cosplay Fanatics….
Cry havoc, and let slip the scooters of war.
And when you finish a bm you feel lighter and more energetic, whereas interactions with the TP make me feel sad and tired.
Most people routinely finish up a BM with TP.
In the US, at least. Not so much in Asia/Africa.
or ludicrous speed? or have they already gone to
plaidflab?Initiate Warped Drive!
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you know who else liked to routinely purge?
Karen Carpenter?
Joe Stalin.
Joe: Hey Biff, why so down?
Biff: Oh, I just can't get anywhere at my job.
Joe: Could it be you have (lowers voice) scrotum breath?
Biff: Scrotum breath?
Joe: You know, that odor on your breath that comes from teabagging all day.
Biff: Gosh, I never thought of that.
Joe: I had it, but then I tried VentSpleen's new Purge [tm].
[Biff looks at label curiously]
Joe: It's minty fresh.
Biff: By golly, I'll give it a try.
[one week later]
[upbeat music]
Feeling better, Biff?
Biff: You bet! And I got that promotion! Thanks to Purge [tm]!
Biff:
"Would you like to hear the specials of the day?"
anus reassignment surgery.
Teabaggers, remember how you handed the Senate seats in Nevada and Delaware to the Democratic Party in 2010, and thus control of the Senate? Please do so again.
Reads like a Paula Deen episode. What's really in that kitchen?
sounds reasonable…
Oh, great. Now I have an image of obese, scooter-riding Teatards wearing kilts and not much else. Thanks for that.
Sweat. Don't forget the sweat.
Stormin' the offices! Makin' waves! I love these demented fucks. Beats hell out of sitting 'round waiting for an email or a phone call to make an ass out of itself.
I don't see the problem with this; democracy is healthiest when intimidated by shrieking mobs of lard.
I hate when that happens.
A condomful of Teabaggers?
A swallow?
"Insurrection is an art, and like all arts has its own laws"
- Leon Trotsky
I thought that coming in steaming piles of shit results in Santorum.
For the WIN!
needz moar cheetoz
As long as there were no tits, it's okay for kids to watch.
When they are no longer sufficiently pliable. The day of reckoning shall be delayed to the last possible second.
guangho who wonders whether Kaiser Wilheim has been reincarnated lately.
I got teabagged once, and I became much less pliable.
Alcohol will help with pliability.
Wilford Wallace: "DIIIIAAAAAAABBBEEEEETUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!! "
And Jacob Javits. And John Lindsay before he switched to Democratic party late in the game.
Day by day. Time is not on their side, nor is history.
Much less Braveheart, much more The Holy Grail. However, it is doubtful whether these ijits could follow the syllogistic logic involved in witchcraft accusations ("What weighs the same as a duck?").
Right, "syllogistic" has a couple more "syllables" than teabaggers can follow. After one or two "syllables", words start to bore them. Doesn't stop them from trying to spell long words incorrectly on their protest signs, though.
Dickheads like this were the first wave of the First Crusade — till they were slaughtered by Turkish nomads!
The Tea Bag Republicans are so in touch with what is going on right now. I can't wait to see how they react to the fact that maybe only 14% of the general electorate finds what they are selling appealing. Go ahead Republicans, waste the total National Electoral Cycle! Go for it!
Mormon, Muslim, what's the difference?
Paying attention, Mittens?
Shucks, where does that leave us followers of the mighty fire god, Ahura Mazda?
Muslims have art, poetry, mysticism….
a "tard" of teabaggers?
"Moderate" as in "Attica" and "Rockefeller drug laws".
Well, 'moderate' Republican, as far as that goes. No visible fangs but the regular fascist mentality.
A pile of teabaggers. A mound of teabaggers?
A mess of teabaggers?
I believe the term you are looking for is "a Transsphincteric fistula of Teabaggers"
Or mebbe "a pilonidal cyst" of Teabaggers
In short, they would be almost as cherished by the Founding Fathers as they are by the people moneying them up and winding their little springs. Just like Hitler with the SA, the Koch's and others like them will throw them under the wheels when they aren't useful dupes.
As a gay liberal ex-mormon, he is a deep embarassment to 2/3 of me. The other part is too busy laughing and rummaging through the freezer for more stoli.
Seriously tho, check out the amount of mormons in good seats of power vs mormon percentage in US as a whole. They have their garmented hands all over the reins of power. Hide yo children, Hide yo sister-wives…
So will the Church of the USA be the Salt Lake City Mormons?
a gaggle or perhaps a 'baggle?'
VOICEOVER:
"Watch this earnest gang of Teabaggers exercise their Constitutional Freedoms by assaulting a powerful Senator's office. What they don't realize is that their coddled, fully funded 'We're taking over the Party' reality has been secretly replaced with one where their Movement has achieved its only goal and become obsolete, embarrassing and irritating to the Republican Power Elite."
"Let's watch the fun…"
(CUE MUSIC – "Yakity Sax")
Orrin Hatch and his wife only have 6 children.
Or as they say in Utah…."FLAMING GAY".
His wife? Where are the others?
They're only following the LAW (lazy american way).
The rest him burned and the ashes scattered, I'm told. You won't find his foreskin next to Jesus' in anyone's relic collection!
The Golden Horde was a relatively classy outfit compared with these creatures.
I've heard rumors that there were once liberal republicans!
Fred Karger calls hisself a "progressive" Republican. Does that count?
What's he progressing towards? I'd be suspicious.
The Founders had a low opinion of "enthusiasm" too, i.e., of born-again xtn fanatics (who damned them to Hell in print, in reprisal!)
The correct plural for Tea Baggers is "shitload."
Yeah, Bennett got the full Braveheart treatment. Utah is particularly vulnerable to this sort of primary challange because they pick their nominees using a convention, where only a few thousand people show up. So it only takes a small but highly motivated band of face-painted tea party activists to turn out an incumbent who has served for decades. The voters never even get a say.
After the way Orrin Hatch treated Anita Hill, I can't honestly say I'll be shedding any tears on his behalf.
Later, several teabaggers were rushed to the hospital to receive oxygen, having collapsed after attempting to climb that one flight of stairs.
Oh, like they'd even try. They know you can't get a Hoveround up stairs. And what does that mean, "climb"? Are you likening teabaggers to … to … MONKEYS???!!?
Hey, now I know what Glenn Bleck will compare his next encounter with a less-than-adoring public to.
Attack Orrin Hatch from the right?
This is another reason why I think Teabaggers are fascists.
So wait, they couldn't even bother getting 50 people from UTAH? They had to import protesters? How lame.
Can you imagine if that had been 50 hippies? They'd have been beaten within an inch of their lives and then carted off to the city gaol.
Isn't this how the SS/SA started? Yeah, I totally went there.
Americans With Disabilities Act LIBEL! That's not ADA transcedence!
Surely, this is No Country for Old White Mormon Men.
I can see Lincoln rising form his tomb in Springfield, right now, exclaiming: "What fresh hell is this?"
Things didn't go great for the Scots after that either. More or less 700 of colonization and represion by the crown, with occasional uprisings which were all violently suppressed. Go Freedom!
"with occasional uprisings which were all violently suppressed. Go Freedom!"
Impossible.
When a small group rises up and takes arms for Freedom, knowin' that they're gonna be free, and knowin' that they just can't be stopped, they always win. They're never just crushed like bugs or made an example of by the more numerous and better-armed oppressor.
Just ask you-know-who.
There are no angry winners, only angry losers.
–Confucius(or somebody)
Meh. Face paint, white hoods, same difference.
It's almost like they are a gang of thugs…
A bloat of teabaggers?
A hoverround of teabaggers?
A whine of teabaggers?
Poor Uncle Orrin all he wants to do is live in Washington forever, like some kind of majestic republican senaturtle. He's down with the kids he thinks he's hip to the base "death to spies" is airbrushed on the back of Uncle Orrin's denim jacket. Avoid the noid, no new taxes promises Uncle Orrin, but why won't the children listen.
"Much sound and fury, signifying nothing." Which is what they do best.
A santorum of teabaggers, of course.
ZOMFG. Is it "Great minds think alike," or "Small minds seldom differ"? Quick! Pick one~!
All of them, Pristine-Katie.
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