Icon of personal responsibility Chris Christie paid a visit to the fiends at Fox News yesterday, and as this screenshot shows, he nearly caused the entire right-wing cable news channel to tilt left and vanish into the ether. But, sources say, the other side of the couch was secured with special ropes made from the tears of scared old white people.
Chris Christie is a darling of the far right because he likes to pretend he’s in the Mafia, and he has taxpayers send him new helicopters so he can go to his kids’ sports events at school. Also, he is enormous. [Thanks to Wonkette operative "Bill D." for the screenshot]