Here is a group of several dozen Wisconsin hippies doing a little protest performance art on a summer afternoon, “Reminding Scott Walker He Is a Douchesack” in three acts for guest of honor Scott Walker. The scene: an idyllic, sunny lake setting where Walker has arrived to celebrate the Devil’s Lake State Park centennial. The hippies open their show ominously, holding their “Recall Walker” protest signs as they float silently in their protest canoes behind Walker.
Then, uh oh, they are surrounding the event area. Closing in! They chant at him whenever he stands up. Hey, Scott Walker has a massive bald spot and he is sweaty, and he is probably going more bald just from this event. He wishes the Koch Brothers would just murder all these hippies right now, with poison. Aren’t they doing that anyway? It’s not working fast enough.
Finally, the hippies just cold surround Walker and shove their protest signs in his face while he sweats himself to death. One hero protester manages to say right in his face, “You ought to be ashamed of yourself!” We can’t exactly hear what Walker says in response, but it sounds something possibly like, “That’s just mean-spirited,” or “THE JEWS DID 9/11.” …One of the two, which oh hey ZING, that was apparently the best he had after a couple hours to think of a good retort to the yelling hippies. Oh well, at least the hippies probably got a good tan. [YouTube/ Madison.com]