REEFER MADNESS  1:13 pm June 24, 2011

Dumb Drug War Propagandist To Tommy Chong: ‘My Heart Goes Out To You … You’ve Got a Marijuana Addiction’

by Wonkette Jr.

Hey, did you hear that Ron Paul — lifelong libertarian and opponent of the Drug War — has sponsored some federal legislation to end the marijuana prohibition? To CNN’s challenged cable-news hosts, this is shocking news, that a lifelong opponent of the Drug War would still be just like that.

Here’s what the guest host on whatever CNN show said last night:

“Ron Paul legalizing marijuana. Go figure on that one.”

Yeah, what’s with people doing what they do? Uhh. Anyway, and then this Drug War Propagandist from the Clinton/Bush Jr. drug war Drug Czar team showed up to whine at Tommy Chong, who was put in prison because he made comedy movies about getting high, which is fun.

From this CNN program:

CHONG: Listen, the kids die — more kids die from obesity, from alcohol use, from traffic accidents. How many people have died from marijuana? Tell me.

CHABOT: Tommy, look, two wrongs do not make a right.

CHONG: Where’s the wrong here? No one died from marijuana.

CHABOT: Tommy, listen.

CHONG: Where is the wrong here?

CHABOT: First off, my heart goes out to you because you’re an addict. You’ve got a marijuana addiction.

 

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Barb June 24, 2011 at 1:14 pm

It's reefer madness!

DaRooster June 28, 2011 at 11:52 am

"Play faster… hee hee… faster… FASTER!!"

evan7257 June 24, 2011 at 1:15 pm

I'm also addicted to boobies

Biel_ze_Bubba June 24, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Boobies are a gateway drug, so to speak.

user-of-owls June 24, 2011 at 1:31 pm

I am pretty sure the gateway is in the Southern Equator, not the Northern one.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 24, 2011 at 5:00 pm

Gateway to the gateway, yeah.

horsedreamer_1 June 24, 2011 at 2:09 pm

If the addiction develops into a strip-club habit, cocaine can follow. So, true.

BornInATrailer June 24, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Family Guy quote ahoy!

Steverino247 June 24, 2011 at 2:38 pm

I've been sucking on them since birth. (Different ones, of course)

Whatever June 24, 2011 at 3:20 pm

NEED. MORE. THUMBS. UP.
!!!!

Beck_is_Trig June 24, 2011 at 8:21 pm

Booby addiction is a gateway to vagina…then vagina moves on to other things until one day you wake up in a ditch, with a magazine showing Vida Guerra's (goddamn you wonkette for distracting me with her nude biting a pepper) voluptuous butt outside a cheap hotel where you just had sex with two or three women and that's when it hits you: I've got a problem and only Jesus can solve it….haha, just kidding, that's where closet gays go for their "problem"…porn on ya pervert!

Beowoof June 24, 2011 at 8:30 pm

Is there a program to help cope with this addition. I think repeated exposure over a long time would be a way to fight this addiction. I am one willing to undergo this rigorous thearpy for years if it takes that long. And it will take that long.

user-of-owls June 25, 2011 at 2:11 pm

Here's a fix for ya! A highly relevant fix, in fact. (Warning: Pasty Pixels Presented!)

nounverb911 June 24, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Chabot's theories are "Up in Smoke".

SexySmurf June 24, 2011 at 1:23 pm

This Chabot idiot is so uptight about weed, you know one day the cops are going to find him in an airport bathroom eating a bag of Funyuns while trying to synch up The Wizard of Oz with Pink Floyd.

Rarian Rakista June 25, 2011 at 5:22 am

I'm guessing Birth of a Nation with Miley Cyrus while he masturbates furiously into children's underwear.

freakishlywrong June 24, 2011 at 1:23 pm

Do people really still care about pot?

Biel_ze_Bubba June 24, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Mexican drug lords care very much. Which is the whole (and sole) problem.

HistoriCat June 24, 2011 at 2:16 pm

How many people can just come out and say, "yeah what I was doing was a complete waste of time. None of what we were working on did any damn good."?

horsedreamer_1 June 24, 2011 at 2:44 pm

Robert Mc Namara?

HistoriCat June 24, 2011 at 2:52 pm

And it only took him 30 years!

KenLayIsAlive June 25, 2011 at 12:15 am

Haha. A+++. Would upfist again.

emmelemm June 24, 2011 at 3:34 pm

Only the stupid ones.

prommie June 24, 2011 at 4:52 pm

I care. I care deeply. Nothing is worse than a dry spell.

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 10:23 pm

Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.

–Fat Freddy Freak

prommie June 27, 2011 at 10:43 am

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

Tommmcattt June 24, 2011 at 8:43 pm

I care when I run out…

prommie June 27, 2011 at 10:44 am

I am led to understand that the most common reason people are prescribed medical marijuana is anxiety. Anxiety about running out of marijuana.

ShaveTheWhales June 29, 2011 at 2:21 am

Well, my kid's inside for four months, so, yeah, I guess.

nounverb911 June 24, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Is Grover Norquist for or against taxing pot?

horsedreamer_1 June 24, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Against.

ShaveTheWhales June 29, 2011 at 2:21 am

He's for drowning it in large bong.

CarnyTrash June 24, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup – fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case. Just a young boy… under the influence of marijuana killed his entire family with an axe.

nounverb911 June 24, 2011 at 1:27 pm

So? Lizzie Borden didn't use pot and she axed her family.

Cicada June 24, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Axed them what?

Sorry.

GregComlish June 24, 2011 at 1:49 pm

The victims were first struck and grievously wounded by Axe Body Spray. Autopsies revealed that they lived through the Axe attack and were later killed by blunt trauma. They were D-bagged to death.

CarnyTrash June 24, 2011 at 1:33 pm

I was, in fact, quoting the ludicrous, vintage drug-scare film "Reefer Madness".

Nothingisamiss June 24, 2011 at 5:50 pm

Knew instantly, due to it being Wonkette. Now gawker…..

PristineODummy June 24, 2011 at 11:23 pm

I thought I remembered that.

sarjo June 24, 2011 at 1:34 pm

A young mother–again, a truly tragic case–just celebrated her daughter's first birthday. Loving husband, lovely home. A marijuana addict. Started with "prescription" marijuana, she could not stop. Just this wonderful young woman…high on marijuana, she castrated her husband and kicked the dog. A lovely poodle.

HistoriCat June 24, 2011 at 2:19 pm
proudgrampa June 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm

I've never been able to forget Bill and Mary…

HA HA HA!!!!!

flamingpdog June 24, 2011 at 5:09 pm

This a job for AXE COP! http://axecop.com/

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 10:28 pm

ALL THE WEAPONS!!!!!

ifthethunderdontgetya June 24, 2011 at 1:27 pm

Eff Chabot.

Up with Chobot!
~

BarackMyWorld June 24, 2011 at 1:28 pm

See, here's how it works…
People smoke up and get the munchies.
On their way to Taco Bell, the smoker gets killed by an overweight drunk driver who's texting.
If it weren't for pot, they'd still be alive.
Therefore, marijuana is dangerous.

PsycWench June 24, 2011 at 4:32 pm

Think of all the innocent pizzas and Tootsie rolls that might still be alive today if PsycWench no one had discovered pot.

flamingpdog June 24, 2011 at 5:13 pm

But think of all the jobs lost at Nabisco if no one ever ate Chips Ahoys.

Fare la Volpe June 24, 2011 at 5:32 pm

I knew my psych profs were puffing the magic dragon back in the lab.

Don't be stingy. Puff puff give.

PristineODummy June 24, 2011 at 11:41 pm

See? If they were smart, they would've ordered in. Or had the help make them homemade pizza with a nice chevre, thinly sliced chives, a pinch of hand-harvested pink peppercorns, and a chilled,light, fruity white to wash it down.

horsedreamer_1 June 27, 2011 at 9:27 am

This is why Jimmy John's delivers.

… Oh, wait, the driver's prolly high, too. Shit.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 24, 2011 at 1:28 pm

Just look at what those stoned Vancouver Canucks fans did! Violent potheads, all of 'em.

PristineODummy June 24, 2011 at 11:42 pm

That's what happens when you get between a pothead and their munchies. Right?

metamarcisf June 24, 2011 at 1:29 pm

I once tried to win a chess tournament while stoned but all I managed to do was set the garbage can on fire. Tragic? You decide.

flamingpdog June 24, 2011 at 5:17 pm

Meta, you have the same negative P as I have positive P. Congratulations! Now please go kiss and make up with Teitfart so our P can grow in unison (but in opposite directions).

Nothingisamiss June 24, 2011 at 5:55 pm

Meta, you have unplumbed (one assumes?) depths!

edgydrifter June 24, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Marijuana = ethnic-ish name, shadowy cartels, scaaaaaaaaaary.
Cymlexalofticontin = perfectly legit–nothing you need to worry about, citizen.

HistoriCat June 24, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Only if you can get it in pill form and charge $120 for a prescription.

gullywompr June 24, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Somebody was condescending to Tommy Chong regarding his stance on national drug policy? Unbelieveable.

I know, I know – I get no P's on this one…

horsedreamer_1 June 24, 2011 at 1:30 pm

Here's an idea for CNN: Spitzer Chong — "One spills his seed, the other makes sure he doesn't".

user-of-owls June 24, 2011 at 1:33 pm
poncho_pilot June 24, 2011 at 3:27 pm

that's truly awesome. i have been negligent in regards to The Tubes. all i'd ever heard was She's A Beauty.

GOPCrusher June 24, 2011 at 5:50 pm

I weep for you.

ShaveTheWhales June 29, 2011 at 2:27 am

WPOD must be the iconic Tubes tune. Well, except for Whaddya Want from Life. Or the others.

WPOD usually got the maximal crowd response, anyhow.

Cicada June 24, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Legislation to legalize marijuana? What a blow to our very successful and efficient War On Drugs. We're just about to turn a corner…any day now…

HobbesEvilTwin June 24, 2011 at 2:08 pm

just another Friedman or two….

Crank_Tango June 24, 2011 at 5:08 pm

Don't worry, we are not about to cut and run now!

FlownOver June 24, 2011 at 8:27 pm

Is it Surge™ Time yet?

horsedreamer_1 June 25, 2011 at 9:54 pm

Caffeine is a drug. An amazing, delicious drug.

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 10:32 pm

We can see the light at the end of the tunnel…oh, sorry, that's just somebody sparking up.

chascates June 24, 2011 at 1:37 pm

The War on Drugs has been as successful as the War on Terror but even more costly. We have the highest rate of incarceration in the civilized world, cartel-controlled countries on our southern border, and the last three Presidents have all used drugs.

To say alcohol is legal and we can't repeat the problems we've had with it betrays both the history of Prohibition and the vast difference between the effects of the two.

Sharkey June 24, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Also the fact that it's human nature (and even animal nature!) to ingest substances for the purpose of recreation. Does it really matter which substance?

But anyway, let's check on how that War on Arabs is going… uh oh… oh no… wha? wha? Guess that one will never end either.

Crank_Tango June 24, 2011 at 5:09 pm

oddly enough they managed to give up on the war on poverty and switch it to a war on the poor. weird, isn't it?

horsedreamer_1 June 24, 2011 at 2:12 pm

Not just our Southern border. The Taliban is a drug-cartel, too.

Grief_Lessons June 24, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Are you implying the Taliban is at the northern border? Is there something that Wonkette's Canadian Correspondant should be telling us?

GunToting[Redacted] June 24, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Notice that we have not heard from him in months… Stoned, or turned?

PristineODummy June 24, 2011 at 11:46 pm

Wut's wrong wiv bofe? You *do* know that the Taliban smoke plenty hashish, right?

Giveusabob June 24, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Indeed, and I especially savor the fact we've spent $20Billion to date on a 'Drug War', that has finally accomplished a successful diagnosis of Tommy Chong's pot addiction. Because no way anyone could've guessed that one in the 70's, for free.

SayItWithWookies June 24, 2011 at 1:41 pm

Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! What about the children?! Drugs!

That's pretty much the entirety of the anti-weed side. Unless there's something new, but I haven't heard it.

Seriously though — don't smoke it if you're underage, and especially if you have a history or a family history of schizophrenia, because studies have shown that you're more likely to develop schizophrenia under those conditions than someone who doesn't smoke weed. Other than that, though, the hysterical ninnies got nothing.

flamingpdog June 24, 2011 at 5:23 pm

And, ironically, what are schizophrenics historically prone to smoking because it helps calm them – tobacco.

PristineODummy June 24, 2011 at 11:47 pm

Well, it *is* going to make you eat your way through multiple caloriefests of truly awful food. I mean, Chips Ahoy?

flamingpdog June 25, 2011 at 1:55 am

It's the sugar, sugar.

PristineODummy June 25, 2011 at 5:15 pm

It is? (looks around furtively at multiple giant empty potato-crisp bags). Whatever you say, baybay.

sarjo June 24, 2011 at 1:48 pm

Too late, SorosBot. The pain and suffering have been inflicted. I hope you're happy now!

Crank_Tango June 24, 2011 at 4:57 pm

in northern california, a man, aged 40, a marijuana addict, accidentally downfisted someone because his snark detector was not working properly….it's a crying shame.

BaldarTFlagass June 24, 2011 at 6:48 pm

A 52-year-old federal employee, also a marijuana addict, posted twice on his favorite political blog. What an embarassment!!

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 10:25 pm

Further investigation showed that the IntenseDebate comments system was hopped up on goofballs.

SorosBot June 24, 2011 at 1:50 pm

Chabot's supposed to be a drug expert; he should know that there's no such thing as a marijuana addiction, because it's non-addictive. Dumbass.

Here's some info for him: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oDc–yrWQc

zhubajie June 25, 2011 at 8:32 pm

Anyone can claim to be an expert!

lulzmonger June 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm

My heart goes out to Chabot, he's obviously got a drug-war addiction.

The mere idea of losing the bulk of his his sacred-cash-cow has him jonesing like a motherfucker.

Courage, brother! Perhaps you can still learn a useful skill & get clean … before it's too late!

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 24, 2011 at 1:55 pm

Tommy Chong does have an addiction to Pot. An addiction that has made him millions of dollars.

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 24, 2011 at 1:57 pm

People say, ‘What if a young person tries marijuana?’ Then a young person would laugh at Scooby Doo.

–Greg Proops.

AngryGeometer June 24, 2011 at 2:16 pm

"Look, all I'm saying is if you still wanna smoke pot then be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends." — Strangers with Candy

weejee June 24, 2011 at 2:05 pm

So Chabot is a weed-wacker?

HobbesEvilTwin June 24, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Ron Paul doesn't want the government in your bongwater, but he's fine with government getting in your uterus.

horsedreamer_1 June 24, 2011 at 2:13 pm

He just wants to smoke the amniotic fluid. Now, that's — that's a real high.

poncho_pilot June 24, 2011 at 3:24 pm

especially if the donor lives near Bhopal.

Jason_inthe_Peg June 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm

Amniotic fluid makes the pineal gland seem like sniffing glue man.

horsedreamer_1 June 25, 2011 at 9:55 pm

"The Pauls live in crematoria and smoke your remains".

PristineODummy June 24, 2011 at 11:49 pm

To be fair to Ron Paul, that's because he doesn't *have* one. (Uterus, that is. I'm pretty sure he's seen the old bongwater close up at least once.)

not that Dewey June 24, 2011 at 2:08 pm

People still watch CNN?

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 10:34 pm

Only if they're stoned.

not that Dewey June 24, 2011 at 10:54 pm

Well, that explains alot…..HEY! Where's the Nutty Bars?

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 10:58 pm

Have you ever looked at the pattern in this wallpaper? I mean, REALLY looked at it? Wow.

not that Dewey June 24, 2011 at 11:06 pm

So you mean, like, there's a whole universe in my fingernail? And we're just one small atom in it?

Dude.

not that Dewey June 24, 2011 at 11:27 pm

/snark

Thank you, Doktor. I was havening a rather shitty night, and you saved me. I can always use a larf.

ganmerlad June 24, 2011 at 2:16 pm

Cheech and Chong movies are absolutely hysterical when you are high. Did you know that?

BaldarTFlagass June 24, 2011 at 6:54 pm

Hell, the public access channel is absolutely hysterical, when you are high. As is the Farm Report.

FlownOver June 24, 2011 at 8:29 pm

Did I know what?

__kth__ June 24, 2011 at 2:20 pm

If I read correctly, Chabot wasn't the drug czar, just an advisor to the drug czar. So maybe more like what Karenin was than the czar of the drug crusade.

Also, I love that answer (it's one of Rush's favorites) to anyone arguing to legalize weed: what, are you high right this minute? nyuk, nyuk!. Asshole; that's your best argument and you aren't high?

Lastly, Tommy Chong surely knows what a real addiction looks like, and doesn't: one of his co-stars had a pretty serious basketball jonesiirc.

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 10:41 pm

Golly. I hope Herman Cain doesn't see that cartoon.

SenileAgitation June 24, 2011 at 2:26 pm

His heart must really go out to Snoop Dogg.

horsedreamer_1 June 24, 2011 at 2:34 pm

& look what Snoop did that poor, innocent Katy Perry.

Now, like her namesake, Kate Hudson, the chanteuse can only date drug-addicts. Russell Brand is just the latest thing.

(Seriously, Kate Hudson has been married to Chris Robinson (Black Crowes, stoner), & dated Lance Armstrong (cyclist, steroids/blood doping) & Alex Rodriguez (baseball, steroids). & Owen Wilson's prolly been on something, too.)

SorosBot June 24, 2011 at 2:57 pm

She (Perry that is) says she has just had a "political awakening", saying that our lack of universal health care is crazy; so we may expect to see more about her around these parts soon, along with maybe teabaggers burning her albums like the Dixie Chix.
http://thinkprogress.org/alyssa/2011/06/22/251743

horsedreamer_1 June 24, 2011 at 3:39 pm

horsedreamer_1: "Russell, she only married you for the National Health Services!"

Brand: [unintelligible Anglicisms]

Steverino247 June 24, 2011 at 2:46 pm
AngryGeometer June 24, 2011 at 2:36 pm

Love the bit about how only 2% of Medical Marijuana patients use it for "dehabilitating pain".

Acetaminophen (Tylenol) poisoning is the leading cause of drug-induced liver failure in the world. Something like 10,000 Americans die from it every year. Maybe Tylenol should only be available for "dehabilitating pain" as well? It's a fuckload of a lot more dangerous than pot, or even say opium. Opium won't blow up your liver if you happen to have it with a couple of drinks.

ganmerlad June 24, 2011 at 2:51 pm

Big voices are finally starting to say "enough with this drug-war bullshit". It is only a start, but even Time ran a piece on the downside.
http://healthland.time.com/2011/06/17/top-10-unhe

emmelemm June 24, 2011 at 3:39 pm

I'm seriously – SERIOUSLY – addicted to Excedrin. (Which is aspirin AND Tylenol [acetominophen] at the same time.) I probably will kill my liver, and it's all *totally legal*.

Just sayin' – just sayin' you're right, that is.

Crank_Tango June 24, 2011 at 6:14 pm

AND caffeine, don't forget. In canada city they have these nice little things called 222s which are aspirin or tylenol and a wee bit of codeine. not enough to get you wrecked, but good for headaches.

emmelemm June 24, 2011 at 6:21 pm

I never, never forget the caffeine. Also, totally LEGAL.

MaxNeanderthal June 27, 2011 at 5:51 pm

Why anyone pays for dope when you can buy a nice cuban monte cristo (oh sorry, forgot you guys can't), of which one drag will have you in low earth orbit….great!

DashboardBuddha June 24, 2011 at 2:41 pm

Too bad Tommy couldn't reach through the screen and choke that patronizing fuckstick.

GunToting[Redacted] June 24, 2011 at 3:01 pm

If you haven't seen the documentary about Chong's arrest and incarceration, you really should. The story of the SWAT team destroying his factory is tragic, but the one about how the cops couldn't find his stash even with a dog are hilarious.

Guppy06 June 24, 2011 at 3:02 pm

Junior, whatever it is they pay you to watch this point/counterpoint bullshit, it's not nearly enough.

deanbooth June 24, 2011 at 3:02 pm

These comments were taking me forever to read until I realized I just thought I was reading them.

ShaveTheWhales June 29, 2011 at 2:30 am

Dean? Dean's not here.

elburritodeluxe June 24, 2011 at 3:11 pm

…or maybe he just likes Doritos and long pauses between words.

GhostBuggy June 24, 2011 at 3:27 pm

I especially enjoyed the schoolmarm-like attitude of that asswipe host.

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 10:55 pm

I was very disappointed. Very, very disappointed. It was so disappointing. And I? I was just so disappointed.

No, really, I was SERIOUSLY VERY FUCKIN' DISAPPOINTED!

Billmatic June 24, 2011 at 3:28 pm

My reefer goes out to me because i have a heart addiction, man…*puff puff*

….wait.

MissTaken June 24, 2011 at 3:37 pm

American Exceptionalism – Finding a really shitty failure of a policy and sticking to it for decades upon decades. Yay, USA?

emmelemm June 24, 2011 at 3:42 pm

A really good (and LONG) series of articles on the drug war, and tides that are turning:

Seattle Stranger articles

DahBoner June 24, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Chabot sounds French. And the French wine mafia hates weed, Le Competition

FidoMcCokefiend June 24, 2011 at 4:27 pm

Which one of them is on the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission?

weejee June 24, 2011 at 5:23 pm

Chabot the Hut is trying to bring back reefer madness in all its madness. Here in soggy Warshington it would seem that teevee's tour guide Rick Steves and former state ACLU drug tsarina Alison Holcomb are at odds with Chabot's revival of Harry Anslinger's anti hemp campaign that was supported in no small measure by E.I. DuPont pushing for synthetic fabrics, an earlier edition of the Koch Bros., and beloved William Randolph Hearst. Clearly, douchebags are not going extinct any time soon.

KenLayIsAlive June 25, 2011 at 12:26 am

Whats that old saying, it's hard to teach a man something his paycheck depends on him not understanding.

fuck all the uptight fuckwads man. Up In Smoke was a great movie.

AJWjr. June 24, 2011 at 6:09 pm

I rarely makes friends or points on this issue because nobody reads me through to the end. So this time, I'll start with: I support legalization, or at least decriminalizing it. That out of the way, I can't stand the stuff. Don't like the effects, don't like the smell (hate the smell, really) and don't like being around groups of people that are high, but come on–it's way safer than any other recreational drug, and maybe John Prine said it best.

iburl June 24, 2011 at 6:36 pm

I support ending prohibition, but I don't like Bud Light, can't stand the stuff, don't like the effects, don't like the smell (hate the taste, really) and don't like being around groups of people that drink Bud Light. That being said, it kills thousands every year.

sati_demise June 25, 2011 at 2:47 am

any of those kind of beers give me a killer headache.

KenLayIsAlive June 25, 2011 at 12:24 am

It's weird, I used to hate the smell of skunks until I started smoking weed, now I drive by a dead skunk and I'm into it.

weejee June 25, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Yeppers. Iffin' it displaced ethanol as the 'Murican drug of choice we'd likely see a dramatic drop in domestic violence. If we exclude rampant homicide of Hostess Bakery products and pizzas, obvs.

Barrelhse June 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm

Cereal killers.

Barrelhse June 26, 2011 at 9:41 pm

I'm not fond of groups of stoned people, or drunks either, but I'm an introvert.
I used it alone, while I was undergoing chemo after my lung was removed; it was beneficial for many reasons. In my case the most help came in the areas of appetite, pain, and attitude.

BaldarTFlagass June 24, 2011 at 6:44 pm

Myself, I was always a dickhead for love. Until I read the lyrics.

Beowoof June 24, 2011 at 8:25 pm

This guy really makes a case for non-reefer madness. Obviously his never having smoked any weed, he just doesn't know what it is all about. And I don't even smoke weed anymore, I have enough trouble at my age fighting off the urge to nap and the munchies.

AJWjr. June 26, 2011 at 6:25 pm

No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.

ttommyunger June 24, 2011 at 10:50 pm

It is possible for Tommy to quit the weed. Chabot, unfortunately, will be an uptight pussyfart until the day he dies, which I hope is soon.

PristineODummy June 24, 2011 at 11:45 pm

That's an irresistible proposition.

Wut? You *were* propositioning me, right?

flamingpdog June 25, 2011 at 1:51 am

Ah, you only love me for my pness.

PristineODummy June 25, 2011 at 1:55 am

It's because my pness is small. Once my pness is bigger than yours, though …

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 11:57 pm

Chabot's not here, man.

KenLayIsAlive June 25, 2011 at 12:20 am

Does the government have some special program where they employ people who have avoided, like, going outside over the last 45 years or something?

It's like they cryogenically froze Chabot in 1952 and brought him back to consciousness just to do an interview with Tommy Chong.

iburl June 25, 2011 at 12:25 am

Don't forget big oil and the military-prison-industrial complex.

mavenmaven June 25, 2011 at 7:25 am

And those kids with their rhythmic devil music!

smashaduck June 25, 2011 at 9:22 am

No one? Really?
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that’s an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

(Full disclosure, I once had a full-on panic attack smoking up in my parent’s living room one Christmas. “FLASHING LIGHTS!! SHIT!!1! Oh, that’s the Christmas tree. Oh, I’m not driving the sofa either.”)

problemwithcaring June 25, 2011 at 12:06 pm

I will bet a eighth of my best kush that this guy is fucking a prepubescent aborigine boy every weekend. AND does meth.

comrad_darkness June 27, 2011 at 7:15 am

Much more tragic is a baseball addiction.

bflrtsplk June 27, 2011 at 8:03 am

One time, I took a French exam high on coke. Aced it. If I had never tried pot, I never would have tried coke and discovered it is too expensive for a French exam I probably would have aced anyway.

horsedreamer_1 June 27, 2011 at 9:32 am
Isyaignert June 28, 2011 at 11:28 am

That dude needs to smoke a bowl.

Isyaignert June 28, 2011 at 11:31 am

Henry Ford made a car out of hemp. Check out this video :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxlj6fgQ-ZU

ShaveTheWhales June 29, 2011 at 2:30 am

You must not be high.

Doktor Zoom June 24, 2011 at 11:56 pm

See also the "Apocalypse Then" sub-thread in the "Tea Party Makes Own Show About Unwed Colonial Mothers" post.

not that Dewey June 25, 2011 at 12:43 am

Done, and done.

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