Mississippi Wins Coveted Free Gay Porn/God Google Search Prize
Mississippi is a book by William Faulkner that somehow turned into a dumb reality show calledHaley Barbour and Other Comical Racist White Villains With Dumb Accents vs. Poor Black People Forever. And ever since the nation's poorest, most obese and reliably Republican-voting state got Internet access last year, the main thing the people of Mississippi have been looking for, on the 'puter, is "free gay porn" and "God." In that order.
Florida, as you can see and as can be expected, surpassed Mississippi in overall searches-by-state for Free Gay Porn, but failed to top Haley Barbour's state in the essential "post-jacking off" search for God. (In Florida, that secondary search is "Kill Castro.")
This website calledΒ Calamities of NatureΒ produced a wonderful chart that everybody should hang up on the wall in Mississippi, based on Google search data. Who knew Google was keeping tabs on everything anybody did, anywhere? Oh wait, we already knew that. [Β Calamities of NatureΒ via Wonkette operative "Gerald W."]
oh snap MS!!
in honor of gay pride in chicago which i sadly cannot attend this year, i will circulate this too too fabulous chart.
Faux the BrightFarts... there must be other wingnut forums where meta can post downfitstable facts.