is there such a thing as snowbilly rehab?

Sarah Palin Says She Only Kind of Quit Bus Tour, Also Quits Trip To Sudan

finally, they are paying attention againQuitting addict Sarah Palin is furious, on Facebook, that everyone figured out she quit her bus tour. Stopping the bus does not mean “quit.” It means, snowbillies need to take a vacation from their vacations sometimes. Palin was called home for “jury duty,” which is an Alaskan euphemism for salmon fishing and getting drunk. “Uh, our bad?” says the media. “So when’s the bus tour starting up again?” “Yeah, sometime soon,” she said. Uh, okay. That sounds like quitting. Did she take the decals off the bus already? That is the test. Whatever. Sarah Palin is not a quitter. OH WAIT YES SHE IS. Lest you fear you could not call her The World’s Biggest Quitter anymore, she has also cancelled her trip to Sudan next month with Rev. Franklin Graham because of… uh, what’s the usual one… “scheduling reasons,” whatever that euphemism means.

WaPo reports:

Palin scrapped her visit to the North African country for scheduling reasons, several sources close to her said. She was planning to travel with Franklin Graham, the son of evangelical leader Billy Graham, as well as Fox News personality Greta Van Susteren, to the July 9 independence ceremony of South Sudan, the sources said. Van Susteren also canceled her trip. Graham said on Wednesday that he still plans to go.

Greta and Sarah, they are *LIKE THIS* and so if Sarah is not going, neither is Greta. Sudan no longer exists. Everything is back to normal. [Facebook/ WaPo]

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  • Barb

    I see that she gave high props to her daughter's book, natch. She might want to check her caller ID though for Hillary's call once she finds out that Bristol compared herself to Hillary, Jennifer Aniston and Diana, Princess of Wales in that "they all fell for the bad boy"

    • jus_wonderin

      "Fell for for the bad boy"

      Or…dropped on her back like an unsnapped wishbone to take the "bad boy"?

    • OneDollarJuana

      I'd hardly call the Prince of Wales a "bad boy". "Slacker philanderer", maybe. "Undeserving inbreed", maybe. But not "bad boy".

      • mumbly_joe

        Wow, you really *could* be describing Levi and Bristol Bay there! Respectively!

        • tessiee

          But not respectfully.

      • Native_of_SL_UT

        So would a prince use wine coolers to date rape with or something fancier?

        • horsedreamer_1

          Chloroform.

        • Barb

          Native, Meghan and Bristol got into a twitter spat and I didn't think to take a screen shot of it before Bristol erased what she wrote "Your mom wanted to be FLOTUS more than your dad wanted to be POTUS" It was gone 2 minutes later.

          We're supposed to leave the Palin political props alone and allow them to do anything they damned well please.

          • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

            TEAM BOOBS!

        • tessiee

          "would a prince use wine coolers to date rape with or something fancier?"

          He would decant a rare and costly vintage of wine from the royal cellars, then add Cherry Diet Coke.

          • ShaveTheWhales

            and rohypnol.

        • Rotundo_

          Nah, they have "people" to do that sort of thing for them: Find the bimbo, get her properly liquored up, drop her off to Bonny Prince (Phillin DeBlanc) for a good fucking, deposit the hungover sloppy seconds (or alternate number) off at her appartment in a non-ostentatious sedan so as to not draw attention. Rinse Lather Repeat.

      • Nothingisamiss

        I say "undeserving inbreed" ftw.

    • Nothingisamiss

      Holy shit, Barb, you're not READING this for us, are you?! That is one hella wonketteer, there, girl.

      I expect a full report. Please don't hurt your brain/soul if you are reading this dreck.

    • fuflans

      bristol thinks bill clinton, brad pitt and prince charles are bad boys?

      huh. i would have gone with colin farrell but maybe that's just me.

  • memzilla

    she has also cancelled her trip to Sudan because of… "scheduling reasons”

    Translation: Sudan has low grifting opportunities.

    • mumbly_joe

      Well, it's no Nigeria.

    • Texan_Bulldog

      Or she realized that Sudan is full of *gasp* BLACK people.

      • arihaya

        and it's also bordering KENYA !!

      • AutomaticPilot

        Also known to her as "Sambos"

    • MildMidwesterner

      In more uplifting news, the Sudanese finally have something to be happy about.

      • SorosBot

        They've still got to deal with that douchebag Franklin Graham trying to "save" them, though.

        • ChessieNefercat

          Yeah, but he's not bringing Sarah with him. All is good! (In comparison.)

    • OneDollarJuana

      Tough to ride your snow machine over the desert.

    • bloodandirony

      Why go someplace that you can see from your house?

    • GOPCrusher

      Someone explained to her that Sudan in July is not like Wasilla.

    • berkeleyfarm

      Has she been seen in public since she quit the trip? I wonder if she had some work done in Scottsdale and the "schedule" is her "recovery from bruises" one.

  • LouBristol

    must. not. make. jokes. abt. Sarah Palin. in. Sudan.

    • Angry_Marmot

      Pale in, Pale out; you can't explain it.

    • tessiee

      Come on.
      Cahh-maahhhhn!
      You know you want to.
      All the cool kids are doin' it.

      • LouBristol

        Y'know, this is how Bristol got pregnant. I've learnt my lesson.

  • GunToting[Redacted]

    She must have worked out that Greta was going to be hanging out with Todd while Sarah was kicking around the desert with Billy's kid (Lou Graham?).

    • horsedreamer_1

      I thought it was Lou Diamond Phillips.

  • johnnymeatworth

    So wait, she quit quitting? What a quitter. Or not.

    • anniegetyerfun

      Mind? Blown.

    • tessiee

      "If you try to fail, and succeed, what have you done?" — George Carlin

  • tihond

    You never count your money/
    When you're sitting at the table/
    There'll be time enough for countin'/
    When the Griftin' is done

  • Frost/Nixon/Robocop

    Palin was called home for “jury duty"

    Let's hope she's convicted.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

    Life is complicated for Sarah. She should quit that too.

  • baconzgood

    BUS LIBEL!!!!

  • Lucidamente1

    "Khartoum? Well of course I like Khartoums. I grew up watchin' that Bugs Bunny, and Road Runner was a real hoot. Now Piper, she likes Spongebob, and I know you're thinkin' he's gay, but he's not."

    • LowProfileinGA

      Nor is Rick Perry.

    • http://www.kenlayisalive.org KenLayIsAlive

      Khartoum? I Hardly know um.

  • lefty74

    "Good to know fishing season is coming around again" said Todd.
    "Sarah hasn't clubbed my halibut for at least 8 months."

    • mog253

      Lunch- revisited. Thanks.

  • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

    How many of the 60 states did she visit in her bus tour?

    • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

      Oh, Troll…that meme was only funny back in '08. You've got any new ones?

      • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

        If it weren't for double standards, libunatics would have none.

        This of course is your cue to post some libunatic smear dating back to the Reagan or Nixon eras, or maybe something about Bush's daughters or his wife's teenage auto accident or maybe about someones Vietnam-era draft status.

        Yep, gotta love them 2X standards.

        • horsedreamer_1

          Only yesterday did I realize, when you write "libunatics", as in "liberal lunatics", it is to be said "luh-boo-na-tiks". I had been saying it "lib-you-nah-tics", as if it were an advanced math or pseudoscience (think: Dianetics).

          & let me just say: it's even dumber saying it the correct way.

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            Thank you for getting into detail concerning the pronunciation of the word libunatic.

            I pronounce it "lih-boo-na-tik" rather than "luh….", but if you prefer the latter, I think that's equally good.

          • DemmeFatale

            Not very good, is it? I don't think "libunatic" is very catchy, no matter how you pronounce it.
            (Although, it may be good enough for them.)

        • SorosBot

          How is talking about someone's Vietnam draft status a double standard? The thing is, the likes of Bush, Cheney, Rush, Quayle et al. all were on the wrong side. They actually supported the Vietnam clusterfuck, and yet used their power and connection to dodge the draft anyway so poor kids could be forced to die for no good reason. That's different people who were on the right side making a principled stand against that dirty war, and incidentally risking jail time, while also protesting and helping to bring about the end that finally came.

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            Are you talking about the Vietnam war started and escalated by Democrats Kennedy & Johnson and resolved by Republican Nixon – that Vietnam war?

          • DashboardBuddha

            Offtopic

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            Thanks for that excellent demonstration of double standards!

          • SorosBot

            And your point? Get this straight, unlike you right-wingers who march in lockstep to your party we liberals do not reflexively support anything done by a Democratic President. Just look at how we criticize Obama for giving in to the Republicans.

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            You project that I always support everything done or said by Republicans. That's a false assumption.

            There is a tremendous amount of group-think and herd mentality in most if not all political groups. Progressives & liberals delude themselves when they say otherwise.

          • boolean_radley

            It would be ridiculous to argue that Reactionaries and conservatives are immune from what you refer to as "group-think."

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            "It would be ridiculous to argue that Reactionaries and conservatives are immune from what you refer to as "group-think." "

            That's why I did not claim that. You projected it upon me. Projection is fundamental to libunacy.

            Note that I posted:

            "There is a tremendous amount of group-think and herd mentality in most if not all political groups."

            This of course includes conservative political groups as well. You chose to misrepresent what I said.

          • prommie

            Ironically, there is also much lockstep group-think among "individualist" "libertarians." As well as snide, smug, and undeserved condescension. There are few things more amusing that watching an idiot (like Palin) get all smug and superior, convinced that any ideas or concepts they fail to comprehend must perforce be wrong, otherwise they would understand it. Fetus-lovers and creationists are like that a lot, too.

          • GOPCrusher

            You mean that little brouhaha in Chicago during the Democratic National Convention really didn't happen?
            Or are you saying that the protesters where all card carrying Republiklans?
            I haz a confused.

        • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

          Okay, Noman….you are either a complete snark genius and you've got us all fooled or you are a humorless moron trying really hard to sound smart. I'm guessing it's the latter….

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            I'm just a regular person; I'm not one of those superior, elite progressives or liberals.

          • DashboardBuddha

            Irregular

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            Try Metamucil®.

            Or maybe try that new brand, Meteoritecil®.

          • DashboardBuddha

            pedantic troll is pedantic

          • jus_wonderin

            LOL. Liberals are, at once, are low life slackers sucking on the teet of government or elite superiors that look down on defenseless Conservatives. You guys can't even get your talking points corralled.

          • SorosBot

            I'm still not sure how being part of the intellectual elite is supposed to be a bad thing. Yeah, I look down on morons who think the Earth is only 6,000 years old because an old book says so, or are completely wrong on history because they believe the ridiculous lies a fat drug addict on the radio told them, because they are stupid and deserve to be looked down on.

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            It is true that a person can exhibit a sense of superiority that is not justified, n'est-ce-pas?

            You remind us of the fundamental libunatic need to segregate people rather than to focus on commonalities.

          • jus_wonderin

            In Microsoft Word or Quark?

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            Yo no hablo de Apple Mac.

          • jus_wonderin

            Got both, actually. My desk is littered with 'lectronics.

          • DashboardBuddha

            french

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            If you insist: pierre météorique

          • HuddledMass

            You do make me feel superior and elite. It's kind of fun….

          • finallyhappy

            well, we were already sure you weren't superior.

        • zhubajie

          Libunatic describes most of the libertarians I've met. Liberals are merely rational people who don't want to be slaves of conservacrooks!

      • BaldarTFlagass

        It might have been a little bit funnier if the actual number of states Obama gave (57) had been used in the original "joke." Keywords: "might", "little bit".

        Also, "libunatics" really doesn't flow off the tongue very smoothly. Anytime you add a syllable it really fucks up the rhythm. Perhaps you should call us "lunalibs" or something like that.

        • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

          Dear Leader said he visited 57 states, skipped two (Alaska and Hawaii), and still had one state to visit.
          57 states visited

          plus two states skipped

          plus one more state to visit

          = 60 states in the USA.
          Thanks for the "lunalibs" suggestion, but the image of being mooned by bunch of liberals reminds me of when I used to work in the Castro District…

          • http://guyclinch.blogspot.com GuyClinch

            Rough trade, huh?

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            ;)

          • DashboardBuddha

            Did you have your own mattress?

          • Tundra Grifter

            At the risk of offering a fact, there were 56 Democratic primaries in 2008. That was obviously the number a tired Mr. Obama had in mind when he mis-spoke.

            Meanwhile, is our children learning? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you!

          • mumbly_joe

            Fool me three times, I'm not going to be fooled any more.

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            "Fool me three times, I'm not going to be fooled any more. "

            To borrow from the erudition of Wonkette poster Chillwaver:

            "Oh, Troll…that meme was only funny back in '08. You've got any new ones? "

          • mumbly_joe

            Right, which is why I was saying that ironically.

            Incidentally, "OLD MEME" and "people sometimes say dumb things sometimes, don't you have anything of substance?" didn't become mutually exclusive when I wasn't paying attention, I'm pretty sure. That's why I favor "NEEDS MOAR TELEPROMTERZ/BIRF CERTIFCATS" personally- it's a nice way to hit both the no-substance and irreleveant idiocy points simultaneously, don't you agree?

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            "Meanwhile, is our children learning? Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you! "

            To borrow from the erudition of Wonkette poster Chillwaver:

            "Oh, Troll…that meme was only funny back in '08. You've got any new ones? "

          • Tundra Grifter

            Actually, you're quite wrong. Those never get old.

            There's an essential difference between a classic and a cliche.

          • Doktor Zoom

            Nahh, in context, it seems clearer that it was a simple slip of the tongue–he meant 47 out of 50. See http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/57states.asp

          • TheMightyHaltor

            Do you honestly, in your heart of hearts, believe that Barack Obama thinks or ever thought there are 57 (or 60) states?

            If the answer is "yes", you're a fucking idiot.

            If the answer is "no", why the fuck are you bringing it up?

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            "Do you honestly, in your heart of hearts, beleieve that Barack Obama thinks or ever thought there are 57 (or 60) states? "

            The point is that libunatics give zero slack to their opponents while giving themselves infinite slack.

            If they realized this, that would be less unpleasant, but they falsely assert they are above using double standards.

            Without double standards, libunatics would have none.

          • Billmatic

            I think you should e-mail that to Anthony Weiner, see what he thinks.

      • http://wonkette.com/ starfanglednut

        Ah, it was unfunny then too.

    • Beowoof

      She hit all the Canadian states, but missed the Mexican ones, cause the are trying to steal her job.

    • baconzgood

      Say what you will about Troll, at least he punches in and shows up before he down fists us blindly (unlike other trolls). Plus he makes me feel more smartest. Sort of like hanging about fat people to make yourself feel thin. Carry the torch of the libertarian crazy troll. Carry that torch.

      • BlueMonkeh

        I like our troll. He's letting his phreak flag fly in the icon, too. Maybe the closet is getting too crowded over at notSoBrightFart.

        • DashboardBuddha

          Same here. He's a misguided, hateful, pants pissing troll. But, he's OUR misguided, hateful, pants pissing troll.

          • jus_wonderin

            Can we teach him a few tricks?

          • DashboardBuddha

            I think all we're gonna get from this one is leg humping.. Or, did you mean turn a few tricks?

          • jus_wonderin

            You got that right. Pretty sure we don't have to teach him to roll over.

          • DashboardBuddha

            or bend over.

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            Careful, you might get a meteorite up the poop chute!

          • jus_wonderin

            You're safe as you are enjoying the stalagmite you are rotating on. <g>

      • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

        " Plus he makes me feel more smartest."

        I'm glad you feel more smartest. To use your term, that's the "cenergy" effect of a forum.

      • jus_wonderin

        I guess the upside is Noman supports gay rights.

        • GOPCrusher

          Is this that Gay Agenda that the Republiklans are so concerned about having jammed down their throats?
          I've heard about it, but never witnessed it first hand before.

          • ArmoredBore

            I have no idea what this agenda is they're always talking about. Or why I'm suddenly feeling so hot and bothered.

    • Billmatic

      I wanted to make sure every state had a reply!

      By the way I was wondering, did you come up with "libunatic" by yourself or did you pick it up from the same guy that coined "sheeple" because it's just as effective at getting your point across!

      I was also wondering if you knew "The Stench of Liberalism" he was a user that used to follow me around and I miss him. He gave the best head.

      • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

        I came up w/ "libunatic" on my own but it's entirely possible others did the same, independently. When I started using the phrase, there were zero hits on any of the search engines.

        • Billmatic

          Golly! It's about the cleverest thing since Clever went to Clevertown and had relations with Mrs. Clever!

          • http://intensedebate.com/logout Gleem_McShineys

            'Had relations?' Surely you should coin some word for sex, make it a stilted unfunnytated phraseterm and endlesslypeat it, so you could jack off to your Google hit count?

            "Clevernicate" is probably too catchy.
            We could use someone with some true innate inability, here.

          • Billmatic

            MOVE ALONG SHEEPLE NOTHING TO SEE HERE

    • mumbly_joe

      NEEDS MOAR TELEPROMTERZ

      also too the Whitey Tape. Whatever happened to *that* particular idiotic meme?

    • fuflans

      i think i can safely add:

      This entire blog can be shipped to Afghanistan, no one has lost any

    • comrad_darkness

      Quick, how many different U.S. geographic areas are represented in Congress?

      EEEER. Wrong.

      • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

        "Quick, how many different U.S. geographic areas are represented in Congress? "

        All of them, Katie.

        • Tommmcattt

          Wow, don't really know what you are talking about, as usual.

    • ArmoredBore

      By the maker, did I actually just read this crap thread? I need some Ritalin and a slap to the face, STAT!

  • http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/ Madfall

    Dear Furious on Facebook, no I do not wish to friend your Super 'Murrican tourbus. Stop fucking poking me.

  • baconzgood

    I have to cancell my snark on this because of “scheduling reasons” and "jury duty".

    P.S.

    Tee-Hee
    "Duty"

  • DaRooster

    Good to see Sarah can continue on with something… finally… the quitting that is.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Reasons for Sarah Palin not to go to Sudan:
    1) The central government is too busy slaughtering its citizens in Darfur and preparing for war with the newly independent South Sudan to pay attention to her.

    2) Omar al-Bashir hates the U.S., especially since he is the first head of state anywhere to be indicted for war crimes.

    3) Someone finally told her Sudan is in Africa. And you know what type of people live there.

    • http://intensedebate.com/logout Gleem_McShineys

      "Sue Dan is in Africa?? What's she doin' there?!"

    • Rotundo_

      Oh MY GAWD! SUEDAN IS FULLA NI… CANCEL THE TICKETS! JESUS! CALL THE TRAVEL AGENT! WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING!

    • zhubajie

      She's going fruit and veggie picking in Georgia!

  • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

    Sounds like Africa is yet another country Sarah may never get to visit.

  • LiveToServeYa

    It should be fun to see if her compulsive attention whore grandstanding while on the jury gets her slapped with contempt of court. It will be a three ring circus. There will be clowns.

    • V572 [SSAN]

      Imagine yourself has a defense attorney with a limited number of peremptory challenges. Would you not most certainly use one of them to kick Alaskunt off the jury panel?

      • AJWjr.

        Depends on the crime, I suppose. Or the criminal. Trapp is back from the war, isn't he? Maybe he got caught in some crime involving guns, or bells, or something, and who better to hear his case than that cunt?

    • zhubajie

      Is she on trial for corruption etc. while governor?

  • HempDogbane

    Her quitting Franklin Graham merits some upfisting, at least.

    • Beowoof

      You know I think he would like it way too much while saying he didn't.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    No tour, no trip … so the "news" here is that Sarah is not in the news.
    Just. Fucking. Amazing. Can we please, PLEASE just ignore her now? PLEASE??? Before my head explodes out of sheer disgust and aggravation?

    The English language, rich as it is, needs a new word, for the combination of disgust and aggravation, bordering on homicidal rage, engendered by the likes of Palin, Beck, and other high-profile, high-impact, low-IQ media-whoring imbeciles. I'm taking suggestions.

    • jus_wonderin

      Swind-lebrity?

    • Limeylizzie

      Vulpine-icidal?

    • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ SpurningBeer

      Cunt-tempt?

    • Beetagger

      Gingriching

    • GOPCrusher

      T

    • Nothingisamiss

      I actually like hearing about this contemptible griftasaurus, as long as she has no impact on the down ward spiral our country is on. I give you high, high p-ness, however, for "high-profile, high-impact, low-IQ media whoring imbecile." That is a class-A sentence, perfectly distilling the lot of them.

    • ThankYouJeebus

      Too bad Santorum is already taken.

    • http://intensedebate.com/logout Gleem_McShineys

      Fool-Efficient Vehicle?

    • tessiee

      Well, anger should be directed at a worthy target, so it's too honorable for these dimwits…
      Angerrhea?
      Ang-tarded?

  • memzilla

    Say, you know who else decided to quit his "visit" to Africa… ?

    • mumbly_joe

      Leni Riefenstahl?

      • memzilla

        Well, Mooselini's biography could be titled "Triumph of the Grift."

        • Tundra Grifter

          You write "Grift" like it's a bad thing.

    • V572 [SSAN]

      Dr Livingston, I presume?

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        Beat me. Dammit.

    • BlueMonkeh

      Rommel?

    • Boredw/Gravitas

      King Leopold?

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      Irwin Rommel?

      • Tundra Grifter

        Sounds like a Tin Pan Allley songwriter.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Erwin Rommel?

    • mumbly_joe

      Kurtz?

    • Schmannnity

      William Wilberforce?

      • Nothingisamiss

        Many p points.

    • JimmyCarlBlack

      Viktor Lazlo?

      • mog253

        Looking for those Letters of Transit?

    • hollywooddood

      King Kong?

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Hammurabi?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Henry Stanley? David Livingstone?

    • http://whateveritisimagainstit.blogspot.com trampndirtdown

      Marc Anthony?

    • horsedreamer_1

      Robert Redford?

    • tcaalaw

      Lt. Col. John Patterson?

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Cecil Rhodes?

    • PubOption

      I don't think Mussolini ever visited, even after the invasion of Ethiopia.

    • AddHomonym

      Moses?

    • GOPCrusher

      Napoleon.

    • zhubajie

      Pat Robertson, I believe, when blood diamonds were available no more.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    If you were smart (and you're not) Lou Sarah, you would have had a "Snow Queen For Preznit" telethon. Would have saved you all that time, effort and hijacking a bus and painting it like it were black velvet.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    The Good Sam RV Club refused their application for membership, so they said "Fuck it."

  • hollywooddood

    And to think some people want this moronic ingrate to run for president. Has anyone told Sarah the presidency lasts four years?

    • BlueMonkeh

      Romney calls dibs on the VP nod.

    • GunToting[Redacted]

      These are the same people who think, "Wow, she's a scatterbrained fuckup with kids who get drunk and knocked up! She's just like me!" I wonder if the same people would want an alcoholic surgeon with Bell's palsy performing their vasectomy?

      There are many jobs where "just like me" or "would be fun to have a beer with" should NOT be a job qualification.

      • BlueMonkeh

        I always thought the president should be smarter than me. Because if he/she is not smarter than me, well, we're screwed.

      • HistoriCat

        Is this alcoholic surgeon white? If so, then there's no problem.

      • finallyhappy

        Yes, that was written a lot(on PUMA and other right wing stupid blogs) during the election. I thought it pointed out how incredibly dumb people were- and worry for America.

      • GOPCrusher

        I made it a life rule not to vote for someone who's daughter fucks after drinking wine coolers.
        Odd, you say? But it has served me well over the years.

    • zhubajie

      She wants to live on molasses candy and swing on all the gates.

  • mumbly_joe

    Assuming she's telling the truth (come on she's obviously not, because she's saying things), I hope the judge has the foresight to seat an alternate juror, for when she quits halfway through.

    • Beowoof

      Most judges would frown on someone quitting the jury halfway through a trial. I would encourage Sarah to quit and then enjoy her being frog marched out the court room to go and serve her 30 days for contempt. Not nearly enough time, but a wonderful thought just the same.

      • Biel_ze_Bubba

        She'd be out in 15.

  • Schmannnity

    How awful would it be to have Palin on your jury?

    • hollywooddood

      "Request a recess, your Honor, our defendant has to change his shorts".

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      Unless someone was going after you for breach of contract.

      • Schmannnity

        Whistleblower retaliation, not so much.

    • tcaalaw

      I'm assuming she would be disqualified because when she's asked on voir dire whether she's read anything in the papers about the case, she'll say she's read all of them.

      • ChessieNefercat

        And when asked, she'd be surfing away on her Blackberry.

    • http://www.kenlayisalive.org KenLayIsAlive

      Right up there with seeing Nancy Grace as the judge.

  • mavenmaven

    Todd and Greta Sex Scandal at 11

    • PsycWench

      Not Sarah and Greta?

    • prommie

      I didn't know Todd was into dudes.

      • jus_wonderin

        More likely, dudes have been in to Todd.

        • horsedreamer_1

          "There's a demon in me".

          "Yes, it's true. He has semen in him".

          "I said 'demon'".

          "Sure, but, remember, at that club…"

          "Not relevant, Alan".

    • Beowoof

      With Greta, there is a serious plastic surgery residue yuck factor there. I would rather do Todd's snow mobile seat than Greta.

      • prommie

        If you are a dood, and you would do Greta, that means you are gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. Thats what she said, anyway.

  • MrFizzy

    She would have been a hit in Sudan, with her $300 haircuts, silk suits and porcelain veneers.

  • mookwrthwilson

    The day Sarah decided not to come to Sudan is now a national holiday.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      And to celebrate, the Janjaweed are going to hold a ceremonial massacre of Darfurians in Sarah's honor.

    • Tundra Grifter

      Yes – those poor folks have certainly suffered enough!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Not true … they were planning on her presence to help roll out a helicopter-hunting industry. Tourism in Sudan needs a draw, and that was going to be it.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Good ol' media… you never cease to amaze!

    When someone is as stupid as Sarah Palin, everything is amazing all the time.

    • jus_wonderin

      My doxie is amazed all the time. And, infinitely smarter than LouSarah.

      • ChessieNefercat

        I've seen mealworms that were relativity experts compared to ol' halibut head.

    • prommie

      And whenever they learn something new, they think they were the first person to ever learn it, and that this confirms their genius. W used to ooze that smug, show-offy attitude whenever he would trot out some nugget of nformation his staff finally got through his skull.

  • OneYieldRegular

    So what's Palin doing pallin' around with radical preacher Franklin Graham, known bigot/Christian Supremist?

    • LetUsBray

      Birds of a feather and all that.

    • comrad_darkness

      Christian without the Supremist wouldn't work, would it? If you didn't think you had the best inside line on the cloud and harp and Jeebus blessings wouldn't you have already changed to the church that did?

    • ChessieNefercat

      "So what's Palin doing pallin' around with radical preacher Franklin Graham, known bigot/Christian Supremist?"

      According to the tabloids, what Lou Sarah is doing with Franklin is Franklin.

    • zhubajie

      Further evidence she's just Bush in a dress! FG and GWB plotted to send every survivor of the Shock&Awe campaign a box of food with a tract in it, urging them to Come to Jesus! I heard FG interviewed about this on BBC World Service! It was amazing. Someone pointed out to him that Jesus was a Middle East guy, very well known in Iraq for millenia!

  • Boredw/Gravitas

    *Sigh* Sarah, just go away. Stay in Alaska and leave the rest of us alone (sorry, Alaska).

  • BlueMonkeh

    Attention whore is whoring.

    meh.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    She couldn't resist the lure of the $40 per day jury duty compensation.

    • jus_wonderin

      I bet she hauls a box or two of her books in the jury room.

    • mumbly_joe

      Oh jesus christ please tell me they didn't find someone even more insufferable than Pauly Shore to star in the remake of Jury Duty

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    Greta and Sarah, they are *LIKE THIS*

    Sorry, but that is a really disgusting visual.

    • ProgressiveInga

      It's more *LIKE THIS*:
      ♀♀

      • SorosBot

        EW. And then there's the factor that they're both members of insane cults (Scientology & Assemblies of God).

    • V572 [SSAN]

      And really, it's Todd'n'Gertie. Sarah just hasn't caught'em at it yet.

  • FannyBurney

    I didn't know you could be a juror at your own trial.

    • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

      Weiner's jury would be hung.

      • jus_wonderin

        Interesting. You went there. Weiner's weiner still on your noggin?

        • GOPCrusher

          Someone has a hard on for Weiner.

      • Native_of_SL_UT

        Is this penis envy or can you just not get that penis off your mind?
        I'm glad you stop fapping over Anthony's penis long enough to come here and amuse us.

  • RoboGuppy

    'Scheduling reasons' means that helicopter moose season starts Friday.

  • Goonemeritus

    “Scheduling reasons” was my favorite excuse when my biker friends would invite me to their annual “Reign of Terror ride”

  • Beowoof

    She has minions to do that shift for her while she is busy counting her cash and watching Real housewives of Wasilla.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Real Housewives of Wasilla

      (Hell's Angels by Hunter Thompson – motorcycles) * Sweet Valley High + The Turner Diaries/Keystone Cops = RHOW

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    She can't even quit without quitting.
    ~

  • SorosBot

    Maybe she quit the Sudan because the littlest girl (Piper?) learned something about the civil war there and refused to be her human shield this time.

  • jus_wonderin

    Ya know, it could be that Sarah just had to be back in AK when the oil check hit the mailbox.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Yeah, no shit. I've rescheduled jury duty calls several times, a couple times just because I was gonna be on vacation. And I'm not even (in)famous.

  • OneYieldRegular

    To paraphrase Billy Wilder: The show started at 8. Three hours later, I looked at my watch. It was 8:15.

  • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ SpurningBeer

    The real reason that Sarah is not going to South Sudan is that the lamestream media were poised to attack her yet again. The following verse had already been circulating among the international press:

    An Alaskan on tour in Khartoum
    Took a lesbian up to her room.
    They argued all night
    As to who had the right
    To do what, and with which, and to whom.

    • user-of-owls

      Option One: SpurningBeer is the unique author of this verse.
      Conclusion: Unmitigated Genius.

      Option Two: SpurningBeer went to that wack Tenth Amendment site and, as dictated by NJ law, cut and pasted this limerick.
      Conclusion: Unmitigated Genius plus More Irony Than Basquiat.

      • http://zvibleindmeis.tumblr.com/ SpurningBeer

        Third option: SpurningBeer's genius is mitigated. The limerick is a classic one, slightly edited. This one is original, though:

        The conservative blogosphere waits
        To see powers returned to the states.
        Spurning Beer thinks that whites
        Who believe in States Rights
        Are obsessives with paranoid traits.

        • Nothingisamiss

          Mitigated genius SpurningBeer is genius. Double up p-ness!

        • user-of-owls

          Keep it up, and Spurning Beer's genius might be litigated.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    "Scheduling conflicts" sounds like there is another minor in the house who is preggers.

    • mereoblivion

      Tripp, already?

    • http://oliphantparts.org/ natoslug

      How does an unemployed grifter have "scheduling conflicts"? Holds about as much weight as me calling in to work explaining "I'm sorry, but I can't code today — my new bong needs to be broken in."

  • SorosBot

    You also have to swear to be fair and impartial, two things the wingnut Queen is completely incapable of.

  • Weenus299

    I was hoping she'd visit some Civil War battlefields in Maryland and Virginia, where she could talk about how both armies fought the liberals so they could keep their guns.

  • Doktor Zoom

    I dunno, the new bus graphics seem to send a message.

  • horsedreamer_1

    It's serious: Sarah's quoting Foghorn Leghorne.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      You mean the whole "I say, pay attention to me when I'm talkin'" thing?

  • BaldarTFlagass

    With what is probably the attention span of an autistic grasshopper, I can't imagine she made it through the second commercial break, but perhaps someone told her about what happened to Chuckles Heston in Khartoum at the end of that movie about "Chinese" Gordon. He was pretty much an attention whore, too.

  • Limeylizzie

    He is the same troll who follows about 950 people and has about 3 followers. he seems a trifle needy, non?

    • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

      I need me some trifle – stat!

    • zhubajie

      Has no personal life. Perhaps is interested in a job picking fruit and veg in Georgia?

  • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

    Snark Policeman must be one of those high-paying Green Jobs promised by Dear Leader.

    Was the competition stiff?

    • SorosBot

      "High-Paying Green Jobs promised by Dear Leader"? When did Sarah Palin ever promise high-paying green jobs?

    • Tundra Grifter

      I was going to ask you the same question about your time in the Castro.

    • baconzgood

      Sheesh. You Republicans…..Such sore loosers. "If I don't win I want to secede!!!". Sorry your party is in such shambles. Hey but that is what happens when you turn the crazy up 11.

      • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

        "Sheesh. You Republicans…..Such sore loosers. "If I don't win I want to secede!!!"."

        Remember the exodus threatened by Hollywood limousine liberals if Bush was to win a second term?

        • baconzgood

          The didn't call for 2nd amendment remedies did they? Frankly alot of what is comming from the far right could be construed as treasonous. Even YOU can admit that.

        • GOPCrusher

          When is Rush Limbaugh going to move to Costa Rica?

          • baconzgood

            It's not big enough for his fat ass. Plus there isn't enough rent boys there.

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            If I listened to his show I'd probably have a clue what that comment is about, but I don't.

        • TheMightyHaltor

          Well, now you've certainly embarrassed all zero of the Hollywood limousine liberals that frequent this site.

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            "….Hollywood limousine liberals that frequent this site."

            s/b "who frequent this site."

            You're welcome, Mr. Superior Elite Libunatic.

          • baconzgood

            Is that the bestest yous can comes up wit. Correcting our spelling and grammer and whats not?

          • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

            I'm sure there is someone who thinks you deserve his best effort, but that someone don't not ain't be's mysef. Nohow.

            I'm sure you jump all over libunatics here when they go after non-libunatics who make typos or spelling errors. Or, like a typical libunatic, do you exhibit a set of extreme double standards? Hypocrite much?

          • Tommmcattt

            Given your best effort is not likely to be much good anyway it's really not much a loss.

            Why are you over here anyway? You must like the abuse. Although I would act out the low-self esteem my political viewpoint required if I were a conservative too, I suppose.

          • tessiee

            "Why are you over here anyway?"

            He's over here ignoring us.

        • problemwithcaring

          Remember the exodus threatened by Hollywood limousine liberals if Bush was to win a second term?

          More Righttard false equivalences. What part of some one threatening to exert their free will and change citizenship is equal to committing treason by threatening to secede from the federal union and incite the overthrow of the Constitutionally elected US government?

  • genxr

    Also, tell my boss I didn't quit my job. I'm going to stay home and read wonkette for the next few weeks, just to keep 'em guessing!

    She didn't lose in 2008, either, she just took a break from winning.

  • SudsMcKenzie

    Just when we thought she might be able to find Africa on a map.

  • smitallica

    For someone with no actual job, she sure does have a lot of scheduling conflicts.

  • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

    The horizontal side of the edge is a tad boring, that's why I haven't visited it in decades.

  • smitallica

    Well, she'll probably be dismissed from the jury anyway for already knowing too much about the case.

    Oh, wait.

  • carlgt1

    lucky South Sudan, avoids a terrorist attack from Pain, Greta, and Franklin Graham!

  • Limeylizzie

    Well , yes, I think he may not have a life other than what we see of him, of course that could apply to us as well.

    • HistoriCat

      Hey – some of us are goofing off at work here!

  • horsedreamer_1

    Billy Graham:Fred Koch, Sr.::David & Charles Koch:Franlklin Graham.

    In other words, it only gets worse.

  • SorosBot

    Or just turning it into something that makes sense. Dear Leader works for Palin, and Bush before her, because of the way wingnuts treat them like a religious figure they worship and can do no wrong; using it for Obama makes absolutely no sense. What's the joke there?

    • Doktor Zoom

      Don't you know? A few people were unrealistically elated about Obama, and therefore everyone who voted for him is a cultist.

      • tessiee

        That's the way those Socialists operate, you know; they hypnotize everybody until their eyes turn into spirals and they shuffle around all brainwashed 'n'stuff.

      • zhubajie

        As if Bush the Younger were not a (false) Messiah figure to religious rightniks!

  • hagajim

    Bitch should just quit whining all the time.

  • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

    Libunatics struggle to present a mask of sanity.

    • jus_wonderin

      Rightards do not even struggle.

  • nonbeliever7

    An idiom for the idiot.

  • DashboardBuddha

    Thank god he didn't say meteorite instead of meteor or comet or whatever. We'd never hear the end of it. Oh wait…we AREN'T hearing the end of it.

  • DashboardBuddha

    repetitive

  • ttommyunger

    Famous Alaskan Half-Quit Sarah Palin was prolly embarrassed to be seen with Ugly Greta and Prodigal Son Fuckwad turned Preacher Graham. I would call it a draw as to whom should be most embarrassed by the others. I don't detect a drop of Humanity among the three of them.

  • LocalGirlMakesGoo

    I'm in Rochester! (NY, not MN)

    I don't like it here.

    • Beowoof

      Me either. Although there are good things about the area, that 9 month winter just sucks.

      • LocalGirlMakesGoo

        Everyone here seems to have a creepy agenda, but the food at Sinbad's is excellent!

        • Beowoof

          Ristorante Lucano out on East Avenue, real Italian food, best I have ever had. This is hard right wing country so the creepy agenda thing is understood. They always seem to be finding some way to drain the county coffers of cash. My favorite one so far is the airport authority spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on premium cigars.

          • LocalGirlMakesGoo

            I've heard about this place. Max's Chop House (on Monroe Ave) also comes highly recommended, even though I'm kind of wishy-washy about meat. I hear they have a Tuesday-night $40-for-two special involving dry-aged steaks and all-you-can-drink wine.

            I grew up in South Africa, spent most of my adult years in SF & Oakland, CA. Rochester is like a weird mix of the two. There's a huge cultural/racial divide, but without the politics. Making a visit to the County Office Building feels a lot like venturing into a "Freetown" in Durban. You're welcome, but you're not wanted.

        • AutomaticPilot

          Yes, we live within walking distance of Sinbads and are regulars there. I actually like it here, though.

          • LocalGirlMakesGoo

            Maza and eggplant pita pretty much saved my life.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

    At this point Rich Lowry's starbursts have lost all their spark.

  • TX_Bluebonnets

    "With what is probably the attention span of an autistic grasshopper"

    Vivid, beautiful imagery. Thank you.

    Maybe if Sarah was still on Wasilla's main export–meth–her attention span would be longer?

  • DemonicRage

    Thank you again Grampy McCain for bringing this wonderful person into our sphere of awareness. Reading about her, day after day, is one of the most rewarding aspects of being alive in the Twenty-first Century, particularly as Eric Cantor has pulled out of the talks in Congress about raising the National Debt Limit, and in about a month, we will be in Greek-style Economic freefall.

    • GOPCrusher

      Republiklans won't agree to raise the debt ceiling without trillions in spending cuts? Sounds like a good time to start shutting down the Department of War.

    • fuflans

      for me this is good news. the rest of america will then be catching up with my unemployed state and i won't feel so alone.

  • Schmegeg

    In "The State of Alaska vs. Levi Johnston" the jury will now be sworn.

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    She certainly puts the "Twit" in Twitter.

  • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

    Sorry, because I'm attending to the queries and challenges posed by dozens of kindergartners, I don't have time to accept homework assignments, as much as I'd like to handle all requests.

  • http://portalseven.com/employment/unemployment_rate_u6.jsp?fromYear=2007&toYear=2011 Noman

    The proof offered by your quote is that libunatics frequently employ double standards. They give themselves infinite slack while yielding zero to their opponents. That would be OK except many of them don't realize it and think they are above such self-deception.

    And, where's my cracker?

    • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

      My answer? Look in the mirror (and that applies to the first and second paragraphs).

    • tessiee

      "And, where's my cracker?"

      Somewhere in rural Georgia.

  • sportshort

    I love her! I simply love her! She is like the girl we used to invite to frat parties who you just KNEW after the fifth drink was gonna take off her clothes and say, "Do these tits make me look fat?" Go Sarah! Team Sarah!

  • franco_pinyon

    She was due to get the fake boobs realigned.

  • elburritodeluxe

    Sudan is so super hot and humid, it's hell on hair, or in Sarah's case, hairpieces.

    • DangerHelvetica

      Plus the hookworm love that kind of weather.

  • SheriffRoscoe

    Jury duty, huh? Yeah that's a pretty good excuse for deferring a vacation. Somehow, that seems backwards though.

  • user-of-owls

    Sigh. Reports of Tour Demise are Greatly Exaggerated.

    Just like her sense of self-worth.

  • Buckminster

    Sarah on jury duty?

    She'll be perfect. She can tell a guilty person just by looking at him.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      From her back porch.

    • genxr

      "Why does the defendant hate America and pal around with terrorists?"

      "But this is a parking ticket."

      I can't imagine her making the first round of cuts on any jury selection.

    • ChessieNefercat

      "She'll be perfect. She can tell a guilty person just by looking at him."

      Sure. Takes one to know one.

  • finallyhappy

    So is this the media ruining poor Piper's vacation again? When will this kid get smart enough to realize it is her mother who is ruining her life?
    I frequently see a mom around here who is out with her baby son who has Down Syndrome. We run into each other at the coffee shop or shopping- and she is always talking to and cuddling her son. I imagine she is also doing a lot of other things with him to help him in all the ways that are important for kids with a disability. I feel bad for Trig having a media whore for a mom instead of someone who having money and time could be helping her son.

    Sorry- old mom here pissed off at some one who is ruining her children.

  • L188188

    She is quitting her bus tour so that she can better serve buses and bus drivers around this great country of ours and not be, you know, roped in by schedulin' and stuff so that she can make sure the flippin' national parks rangers are still able to bear arms and to make sure buses know that all life is, ya know, precious. And Jesus.

  • GOPCrusher

    I disagree. He never mentioned that he was ringing those bells when he was visiting those states and territories.
    That has to be a gaffe on a grand scale.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    The moans of passion (or whatever) would take the paint off the walls.

  • comrad_darkness

    She didn't quit . . . she met her fundraising/grifter quota for the month.

  • Redhead

    She even quit quitting.

    Now if only she would quit whining and trying to get media attention. That's the only thing she hasn't quit yet…

  • rocktonsam

    *sigh*
    T

  • owhatever

    She is organizing a committee to test the waters on how she can become forewoman of the jury. After a long day in court, she goes home to Todd and Greta and a bearskin rug in front of the fireplace.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Libdumb liboron libidiot! He saw that movie and it was about Viet Nam, not the Congo!

  • Nothingisamiss

    "You mean it's a CITY in Africa? How can there be a country inside of another country? I wasn't told I'd be going to AFRICA, I was told I was going to Sudan."

  • Doktor Zoom

    King Leopold warned uh, the Congolese that they weren’t gonna be takin’ away our arms, uh by ringing those bells, and um, makin’ sure as he’s riding his boat upriver with Kurtz through the rubber plantations to send those warning shots and skulls that we were going to be sure and we were going to be free, and we were going to be armed. So we could exterminate the brutes.

  • __kth__

    Technically the trip isn't over until they return the RV, so it may last forever.

    • ChessieNefercat

      "Technically the trip isn't over until they return the RV, so it may last forever. "

      Kinda like the Flying Dutchman?

  • ChessieNefercat

    "to be fair, if i could figure out how to make 'unemployment' pay the way sarah does, i would totally never go back to work."

    Sadly though, she has all the rest of the republican/baggers convinced that her income and lifestyle are the norm for unemployed people.

  • problemwithcaring

    Shorter LouWeezy: This is reloading! This is reloading! I am not retreating!

  • tessiee

    I first read that as, "Christopher Walken sees…"

  • __kth__

    There was another Mick Jones, in Foreigner, which I found confusing at the time. Like, did the Clash guy quit and join Foreigner? Or was he in the American band first, then joined the Clash, and how would that have come to be?

  • Troglodeity

    Dear employer and family: I'm going to totally blow off any commitments and plans I've previously made for the next three months or so because, you see, I've received a jury summons.

  • Negropolis

    Sarah Palin planned a trip to Sudan? Seriously? We live in very intersting times. Too intersting if you ask me.

  • NorthStarSpanx

    It makes absolute sense in Sarah-world where she responds to her being found of violating the State Ethics Act in the Troopergate report by saying, "I'm very grateful, very thankful to be cleared of any wrong-doing of all of 'em, any of 'em frivolous ethics complaints brought against me in my 20 years of governing and with what now I'll re-brand as Tasergate."

  • AutomaticPilot

    Yeah, I'm in Rochester, too. I guess Gramm is now a Born-Again.

  • jakegittes

    A Bus Tour handmade for the Grifter,
    Jury Duty an excuse for the Quitter,
    Still struggling with history,
    Common knowledge yet a mystery,
    Still for ten dollars she'll take it in the shitter.