Consider yourself aroused, America: libertarian heartthrob Ron Paul has sent out a special present of topless photos for all of you, on his Facebook page . FINALLY the primary season is starting to get HOTTT, so all of you, stop what you are doing right now and ogle Ron Paul. He is as buff and shirtless as presidential material gets, which means ANTE UP everyone else in the GOP field (except you, Newt).
We hope this becomes the new standard for presidential campaign photos. Business suits: they are so 2004.
Also, Ron Paul is star tabloid material. He should not be giving away these photos free of charge. DUH, campaign funds!!!!! [ Facebook ; Thanks to Wonkette operative "Steve N."]
Is today douchebag day? It must be douchebag day 'cuz you're, you know, acting like a douchebag.
Oh, and
"Yes, once we Barrymart"
Barrymart is a verb? Lol.
Your mom.