Famous unemployed ex-pregnant person Bristol Palin released a “memoir” about something, we do not care what, except that she recounts how she lost her virginity to hillbilly idiot Levi Johnston while blacking out on wine coolers during a camping trip. This episode probably inspired the title of the book, called Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. From now on, Bristol Palin is America’s new mascot of Courage. What else qualifies Bristol Palin for this title?
- Meghan McCain “ignored” Bristol when their families first met, and she complained. Bristol had to put up with this.
- Cindy McCain was a weird “queen” towards Bristol. (Haha, Cindy McCain is actually just a man in drag? We knew that.)
- Levi Johnston also got someone else pregnant, so Tripp has a sibling?
- Nobody wanted Bristol Palin to win on Dancing With the Stars, because everybody in Hollywood hates Sarah Palin.
And this is what makes you a Hero in America. [ABC News]