RARE LINK BETWEEN POLITICS AND PORN  4:08 pm June 20, 2011

Gal Who Interned For Hillary Clinton’s Office Is Now Doing Pornos

by Wonkette Jr.

Did you know porno people are also on the Twitter just like Anthony Weiner?America’s political paper of record, TMZ.com, has yet another hot new blog story about how somebody tangentially involved in politics also has naked pictures on the Internet. If you’re a fan of low-end Web porn, you will certainly be excited about this gal, who once worked as an intern in Hillary Clinton’s field office in Buffalo!

Long ago, before she was secretary of state but after she was first lady, Hillary Clinton was one of the senators representing a vast backwater known as “New York State.” And the field offices were often staffed by unpaid, unskilled intern labor, like in Nazi Germany or Manzanar. And one of the kids who was an intern in the Buffalo office back in the day, well times are tough and they’re getting tougher, and so this young lady turned to low-end web porn to pay the bills.

This is going to be kind of a weird question, we guess, and also you have no idea who we are, as we are Wonkette Jr., but is there money to be made in this Internet porn stuff? Because we’ve kind of noticed that you can’t search for anything online without it going to free porn sites, and we are also aware that the popular hipster MySpace called Tumblr is actually nothing but a billion trillion free porn pages with no advertising or visible source of revenue. So, this is why we’re trying out for Wonkette, because we heard it pays a little better than low-end web porn.

Anyway, meet Sammie Spade XXX, everybody, if that is her real name. [Sammie Spade Twitter/TMZ]

 

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 95 comments }

Barb June 20, 2011 at 4:10 pm

Note to Bill:
When Hillary calls and tells you about this, don't say "yeah, I know already."

GuyClinch June 20, 2011 at 4:38 pm

A charter subscriber, no doubt.

jus_wonderin June 20, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Sammie Does Miami?

PuckStopsHere June 20, 2011 at 4:11 pm

Pics or GTFO. No, really. Pics! Now.

El Pinche June 20, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Either she's tiny or I need to start paying attention to some of those "male enhancement" ads in my spam box:
http://tinyurl.com/3pwa72f

LesPaultard June 20, 2011 at 4:32 pm

She's not so small in a few of those pics. And there's nothing wrong with that.

PuckStopsHere June 20, 2011 at 5:00 pm

I get those "male enhancement" ads, too. My question: How do they know?

flamingpdog June 20, 2011 at 8:01 pm

Are you on a Republican Party mailing list?

Pres[EXTERMINATE!!] June 20, 2011 at 8:20 pm

Well, go to her Twitter and there is a link to her most recent film, Internal Injections 2. Not that I went there and looked or anything.

Mumbletypeg June 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm

turned to low-end web porn to pay the bills.

Desperate times call for desperate pleasures.

Goonemeritus June 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm

Fuck you mean to tell me there is free porn to be had on this internet thing. Well now I really feel stupid for wasting so much time on Wonkette.

flamingpdog June 20, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Remember once upon a time, long before the internets, the only things for free were "love" and "Huey Newton". Oh, and "chicks", but only for the youngz.

Bigger than Rod June 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm

I'd heard about this sort of thing but never could figure out where to find it. Thanks for the leading me to some mild nudity, Jr!

natoslug June 20, 2011 at 9:17 pm

I can't afford any more free porn. The ink cartridges are getting too damned expensive.

baconzgood June 20, 2011 at 4:17 pm

What about the Sammiespades A-XXW that worked for her? What are they doing now?

weejee June 20, 2011 at 4:17 pm

And you thought PUMA had a hard-on before.

TrotskysAxe June 20, 2011 at 4:18 pm

Apparently this Jr. hasn't been told about the Wonkette photo pages yet.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 4:19 pm

& just when Anthony thought he could put that little mess to bed & go tripping back to Huma…

baconzgood June 20, 2011 at 4:19 pm

This is the kinda girl I'd take home to meet my mom….If my mom dated Rick James.

Barb June 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm

She'll never let your spirits down
once you get her off the streets

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 4:27 pm

It's a shame Buffalo's own Rick James died & that Mynah Birds reunion never got to come off.

Speaking of coming off…

Bigger than Rod June 20, 2011 at 4:28 pm

Give me that stuff, that funk, that sweet, that funky stuff!

LabRodent June 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm

I'll take the sweet but you can keep that funky stuff.

smokefilledroommate June 20, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Curious how Sammie Spades uses Twitter?
No, not really, but I'm guessing with her vagina?

Fred_Wertham_Jr June 20, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Holy fuck, that woman is ugly. I'd sooner do Hillz.

smokefilledroommate June 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm

It looks like her head is 'shopped but it's not, which is creepy.

natoslug June 20, 2011 at 9:24 pm

THANK YOU!!! I was wondering if I was the only one.

jus_wonderin June 20, 2011 at 4:21 pm

I would really like to know when Sammie dropped in to porn. Was it during Bush's recession or Obama's recovery?

And how wlll the wingtards smear-link this on Hillary?

BarackMyWorld June 20, 2011 at 4:29 pm

They'll do one better and go after the whole Democrat Party.

arihaya June 20, 2011 at 4:23 pm

… America’s political paper of record, TMZ.com,

this made Wonkette the leading domestic policy analysis site and NYT the most prominent supermarket tabloid of our country

Negropolis June 21, 2011 at 2:29 am

Silly, the USA Toay is the nation's most prominent supermarket tabloid.

SayItWithWookies June 20, 2011 at 4:23 pm

She wanted to go into politics, but her folks talked her into doing something a little more respectable.

Negropolis June 21, 2011 at 2:30 am

It looks like the two fields have quite a bit over overlap, these days.

smokefilledroommate June 20, 2011 at 4:24 pm

Wow–the star of "White Bubble Butts #4". That's something to put on your resume.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 4:29 pm

Makin' the brothers go nutz since 2009.

Nopantsmcgee June 20, 2011 at 5:07 pm

Really, tho, after 'WBB II, Return of the Anal Beads', they were just phoning it in.

flamingpdog June 20, 2011 at 4:25 pm

But does she accept the theory of evolution?

BarackMyWorld June 20, 2011 at 4:27 pm

That's not Weiner's wife, right?

KeepFnThatChicken June 20, 2011 at 4:32 pm

From TMZ: The star of Big Butts Like It Big #8 … and White Bubble Butts #4 says…

I guess the money's in the sequels.

natoslug June 20, 2011 at 9:32 pm

There's more money in the squeals.

DerrickWildcat June 20, 2011 at 4:35 pm

Weiner missed one.

BarackMyWorld June 20, 2011 at 4:43 pm

He'll sext porn stars, but possibly has enough sense to not contact the ones who possibly used to work with his wife. That'd just be awkward.

Rotundo_ June 20, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Egad! *Another* sexual scandal in the democratic ranks, mercy me, it must be election time. They seem to peak just before it especially when the subject is outspoken and there are a lot of eyes with long knives looking and waiting. The republicans come out just after it, some literally, some figuratively. At least it isn't a live boy/dead girl. That should pop up or out as the case may be, just after the election in the republican ranks. Republican senator/rep from flyover country with vapor locked twink in hotel room or bathroom stall. Though you never know, they might get original.

SenileAgitation June 20, 2011 at 4:39 pm

Where's the coverage of medically necessary mirror surgery enthusiast super-slut Bristol claiming that wine coolers cost her virginity and being somewhat disrespectful towards the father of her child, right near Father's Day?! I hope at least sammie will encourage people to masturbate Democratic.

poncho_pilot June 20, 2011 at 4:43 pm

time to sue Bartles & James.

MissTaken June 20, 2011 at 6:14 pm

I know I always masturbate Democratic. I thoroughly enjoy when I "go left".

Sparky_McGruff June 21, 2011 at 12:21 am

By "wine coolers", I'm assuming you meant to say "crystal meth and brake fluid".

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm

So, an unpaid intern from Hillary's past latter got into porn. And it is not even Lesbian Porn? Unless there are photos of her filming with Bill, how the hell is this a story. I'm pretty sure half the interns in DC have done something sordid.

poncho_pilot June 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm

the Balltease Falcon?

fuflans June 20, 2011 at 4:40 pm

it's good to see TMZ has a live news desk.

SenileAgitation June 20, 2011 at 4:42 pm

And Sammie is making an honest living, not running a lemonade stand.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Reminds me: I'll be wearing the same pair of socks at the gym today as I have for the past eight days this week.

Pragmatist2 June 20, 2011 at 4:51 pm

Is she wearing a blue dress?

anniegetyerfun June 20, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Thank goodness! I have to be honest, I was getting a little tired of cock.

Limeylizzie June 20, 2011 at 5:27 pm

I upfisted you for that, not because I necessarily agree with your sentiments, but because I love the way that you said it!

frostbitefalls June 20, 2011 at 5:57 pm

Me too, Lizzie. I don't think I could ever really get tired of it.

mrblifil June 20, 2011 at 4:59 pm

I see no reason why a career on Wonkette and a career in "what do you want me to do?" web porn are to be regarded as mutually exclusive pursuits. The sad thing is that this site's comments area will empty while the Wonkette Jr. chat line goes live. Or worse there will be confusion as to which field to enter our depraved filthy lustful regressive ravings and which to enter which sex act we'd like to see.

Monsieur_Grumpe June 20, 2011 at 5:02 pm

"Gal Who Interned For Hillary Clinton’s Office Is Now Doing Pornos"
Many would consider this a promotion.

Callyson June 20, 2011 at 5:09 pm

From that reliable news source, TMZ:
Sammie says she was accepted as a 2006 summer intern at Clinton's Buffalo office … where she did miscellaneous office work, but dreamed of sporting her own power pantsuits just like Hillary.
Sammie says, "I was planning on becoming an attorney and then going into public office" — however, a couple years later she ran into money problems, abandoned politics … and claims having sex on tape was the best way to pay the bills.
————–
Abandoned politics? Why? Sounds like her political career is off to a swinging start…

Pres[EXTERMINATE!!] June 20, 2011 at 8:48 pm

The transition from aspiring lawyer to porn star was a lateral move, I'd say.

4TheTurnstiles June 20, 2011 at 5:13 pm

Photo evidence suggests she demonstrates some capacity with teh buttsecks.

DashboardBuddha June 20, 2011 at 5:20 pm

I am a devout fan of the female form, but I cannot for the life of me get excited about thongs. All I can think of is "butt floss".

Limeylizzie June 20, 2011 at 5:29 pm

They are also horribly uncomfortable and , on the few occasions when I wore one, I was always paranoid that it might get unmentionable stains because they crawl right up your bum.

fartknocker June 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm

She also tweeted she was watching a movie called "Trumproast." If it anything involving Donald, his Kate Gosselin shiting-seagull haircut and him performing sexual proclivities, I'll just projectile vomit.

donner_froh June 20, 2011 at 5:44 pm

Anyway, meet Sammie Spade XXX, everybody, if that is her real name.

How could you doubt it? Mr. and Mrs. SpadeXXX of Buffalo, New York, must be so pleased with their daughter.

GOPCrusher June 20, 2011 at 5:54 pm

Chick does have a probocis on her. Maybe now she can afford to get a nose job, unless that's her schtick to separate her from the rest of the porn actresses.

HistoriCat June 20, 2011 at 8:44 pm

She has a nose?

mavenmaven June 20, 2011 at 6:32 pm

I'd have hoped for more nekkid pictures of Huma.
But talking about porn, anyone see Douthat's remarkably idiotic piece in the NYT? He's revealed what the goofy beard has said along- he's really a Paultard.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 7:21 pm

Has she done any orgy films? Those are most certainly sperm competition.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 7:25 pm

I see it now, a new Law & Order serial, set, this time, in the District. Sammie Spades and Jessica Cutler play the lead investigators. Det. Stabler from SVU does a cameo as his Oz character.

Guppy06 June 20, 2011 at 7:30 pm

Now she can intern for Clarence Thomas.

AJWjr. June 20, 2011 at 7:52 pm

Based on the relative obscurity of Manzanar, even among the Wonkeratti, I'ma go out on a limb and say this particular Jr. is Shortshortshorts.

OldRedneck June 20, 2011 at 8:43 pm

Hmmmm.

She says, "I was planning on becoming an attorney and then going into public office" — however, a couple years later she ran into money problems, abandoned politics … and now she says having sex on tape was the best way to pay the bills.

So — what's the difference between going into politics and having sex on tape?

Pres[EXTERMINATE!!] June 20, 2011 at 8:46 pm

Obviously, it was a slow day at the Tot Mom trial, so they needed some filler. I mean, she is the star of Internal Injections #2 and all.

Pres[EXTERMINATE!!] June 20, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Sorry, I was too distracted by the ugly tattoo above her bush to notice the scar…not sure whether I'm hot for her, grossed out by her, or both simultaneously.

Guppy06 June 20, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Thanks to the standards recently established by the Democratic Party's leadership, Hillary must now resign, lest we be distracted from the politics of bombing people by the fact that someone, somewhere, had legal, ethical, and non-hypocritical sex.

iburl June 20, 2011 at 9:48 pm

"…is why we’re trying out for Wonkette, because we heard it pays a little better than low-end web porn."

You heard wrong.

lumpenprole June 20, 2011 at 10:48 pm

"This is going to be kind of a weird question, we guess, and also you have no idea who we are, as we are Wonkette Jr., but is there money to be made in this Internet porn stuff?"

This has always bothered me, esp. when the RIAA talks about how artists are going to turn their backs on all that partying and casual sex if Taylor Swift isn't paid every time someone rocks their hips to whatever she sings. Cuz, naked ladies keep getting nekkid.

alaninthecastro June 20, 2011 at 11:05 pm

Let's just say this lady is a strong argument for turning "Safe Search" back on.

carlgt1 June 21, 2011 at 7:49 am

wow, obviously Hillary setup Weiner with the wrong staffer!

horsedreamer_1 June 21, 2011 at 8:33 am

Where's twoeightnine to tell us how good she is… in bed?

PostApocalypse June 21, 2011 at 10:47 am

"… if that is her real name."

I once knew a guy who went by "Fritz." Turns out, his real name? Santiago Steel.

Embarrassment. of. riches.

Troubledog June 22, 2011 at 1:48 am

She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen. She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron.

Barb June 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm

From the looks of this gal they probably grow on her bush.

jus_wonderin June 20, 2011 at 4:16 pm

Bush Brand Beans?

flamingpdog June 20, 2011 at 4:19 pm

FYI, horn dogs like me: Not especially safe for work.

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 20, 2011 at 4:38 pm

A porn post with a Neilist response. God, it is just like old times!

Monsieur_Grumpe June 20, 2011 at 4:52 pm

You can't quit us.
Welcome back.

4TheTurnstiles June 20, 2011 at 5:12 pm

Forget that shit, here comes Neilist!

welcome back

ShaveTheWhales June 26, 2011 at 4:52 am

But where is the black bird?

smokefilledroommate June 20, 2011 at 4:41 pm

Complete with gun reference even!

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 4:44 pm

But is it a Love Gun?

flamingpdog June 20, 2011 at 5:20 pm

An oozey Uzi?

Crank_Tango June 20, 2011 at 5:21 pm

Your dreams were your ticket out.

Welcome back, indeed!

natoslug June 20, 2011 at 9:25 pm

Ewwww, flamingP!

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