ALIEN CONSPIRACIES  10:52 am June 20, 2011

John McCain Says Pyromaniac Aliens To Blame For AZ Wildfires

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

LOOK there is an illegal right nowWhat do we always know about America’s myriad unsolved problems? They are the fault of the illegalz. Recently, the illegalz have been trying to burn down all of Arizona with their chronic pyromaniac ruthlessness, according to senior desert wildfire detective Sen. John McCain. Asked by reporters at a press conference, “what’s the deal and how will you fix these insane wildfires,” he said what all Arizona GOP politicians say when they are too old and senile to actually hear and understand the questions anymore: “IT’S THE BORDER.” Old Grunty McWalnuts felt “evidence” was sort of a high standard of proof, so he went with “probably it was these things” like immigrants lighting fires at night to stay warm or send signals. Uh, okay! Aliens would rather start fires in the desert that they usually like to use for walking over from┬áMexico, because it is fun when it is exponentially more lethal to cross than ever before.

From CNN:

“There is substantial evidence that some of these fires have been caused by people who have crossed our border illegally,” McCain, R-Arizona, said Saturday at a press conference. “The answer to that part of the problem is to get a secure border.”

The Arizona senator, however, did not say what the evidence is, prompting a swift rebuke from Latino civil rights advocates.

“It’s easier to fan the flames of intolerance, especially in Arizona,” said Randy Parraz, a civil rights advocate who ran unsuccessfully against McCain as a Democratic candidate in 2010.

Secure the border, and the wildfires will go away forever, just like climate change, unemployment, racism, cancer and Jesus. [CNN]

 

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nounverb911 June 20, 2011 at 10:55 am

Are these the same aliens that built the pyramids? Or are they your Panamanian relatives?

Negropolis June 21, 2011 at 1:22 am

Yes.

Barb June 20, 2011 at 10:55 am

Sir, until you take responsibility for the "Palin wildfire" that you started I have no interest in what you have to say. You chose a running mate after spending 86 minutes in her presence. You thought that you could capture the disenchanted Hillary voters by picking someone with a uterus and defeating "that one!" I spent more time picking my last car from the dealership than you did when picking the potential replacement POTUS. You would give the nuke codes to someone that is so ignorant that I wouldn't trust her to watch my Jiffy Pop popcorn on the stove, while I reached for ice for my soda, let alone be the leader of the United States military.

Blaming Messicans for these fires is irresponsible and will just further fuel the hate in Arizona. You grow more hateful and ignorant with age and I feel it is time for you to retire and take your trophy wife out shopping for carpeting for your many homes and just get the hell out of politics.

fartknocker June 20, 2011 at 11:00 am

Well stated Barb. And welcome back…

Barb June 20, 2011 at 11:05 am

Thanks! McCain implies that the illegals did it to "keep warm" The summer solstice starts tomorrow and Arizona's temperatures are in the 100's, duh!

nounverb911 June 20, 2011 at 11:08 am

Maybe they were roasting weiners.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 11:15 am

"I'm sorry. This is all my fault. I spiked the marshmallows with muscle relaxers… & my ADHD medication. They were supposed to be for Teddy. But, then, the bags got confused".

Native_of_SL_UT June 20, 2011 at 1:17 pm

Of course when you are sneaking across the border, the best way to stay secret is to light a signal fire.

AJWjr. June 20, 2011 at 3:08 pm

This is why they're crossing the border illegally in the first place, so they can have bells to ring and guns to fire to warn the British that they're coming.
Right?

Ken Cuccinelli June 20, 2011 at 11:10 am

I hope this comment gets you three-digit fists up the orifice of your choice.

Barb June 20, 2011 at 11:15 am

Okay, my three orifices of choice are the two mouths McCain speaks out of and the gateway to hell Bachmann calls her mouth.

jus_wonderin June 20, 2011 at 11:15 am

YES! I wonder which decade McCain will get stuck in when he starts the olds rambling about the good ole days?? For my 95 year old grandmom (may she rest in peace) it was the 1920's.

SorosBot June 20, 2011 at 11:18 am

John McCain has joined the Governor and the crazy Sheriff Joe in fueling the fires of hate in Arizona. There's already quite a few dead bodies because of them, but they still refuse to stop.

ManchuCandidate June 20, 2011 at 11:31 am

"Palin wildfire"?

Is that new kid slang for VD?

Maman June 20, 2011 at 11:33 am

John McCain didn't start the fire… it was always burnin' since the world was turnin'

philpjfry June 20, 2011 at 11:36 am

Hurrah for you Barb….Hurrah

Rosie_Scenario June 20, 2011 at 11:57 am

Excellent rant. That reminds me — Keith Olbermann starts his new gig on Current TV tonight.

Barb June 20, 2011 at 11:58 am

Rosie, thanks for the reminder!

Limeylizzie June 20, 2011 at 12:54 pm

My uterus is flaming with love for you!

Barb June 20, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Love you back, my sister from another mister!

ThundercatHo June 20, 2011 at 1:05 pm

If you don't get comment of the day for this than they might as well just give it to Noman/Spanky.

sati_demise June 20, 2011 at 4:20 pm

tell us how you really feel!

fuflans June 20, 2011 at 5:01 pm

this is fantastic – and with jiffy pop.

C_R_Eature June 20, 2011 at 8:21 pm

Outstanding. I love a good righteously – indignant Rant.

When WALNUTS accepted this monumentally unqualified walking vulva into the running for the position a heartbeat away from the most important and dangerous job in human history, it was a deadly insult to anyone who even remotely believes in competent governance and a healthy modern civilization.

In a just world, he'd be drummed out of not only politics, but society itself – banished to some primitive hell like Devil's Island. Instead, in this world, he's disgustingly wealthy and appears weekly on the Sunday Conventional Wisdom channels like some kind of photo negative of an Oracle.

This may the best we can hope for: Picture a black Suburban pulled over at 3 AM for driving without headlights. In the foreground, A D.C. cop points a flashlight at a vastly inebriated Senator vomiting onto the floormats. In the background, past the open passenger door, a semi-clothed Argentinian stripper is thrashing across the Tidal Basin with a second traffic cop in hot pursuit.

It's happened before.

Dashboard_Jesus June 21, 2011 at 12:58 am

fucking WIN (ok 2nd WIN!) of the day!

C_R_Eature June 21, 2011 at 5:22 am

Wohoo, thanks! Felt good, too.

Dashboard_Jesus June 21, 2011 at 12:55 am

fucking WIN of the decade!

memzilla June 20, 2011 at 10:55 am

Los Relámpagos is to blame, that Messican lightning cartel .

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 11:16 am

More likely, Percy Jackson.

Arizonans always knew their grandkids were up to shit.

SexySmurf June 20, 2011 at 10:55 am

Personally, I blame all the flaming gay people.

PeaceWithHonor June 20, 2011 at 10:56 am

Can't put it all on Republicans

nounverb911 June 20, 2011 at 11:01 am

We can try.

elviouslyqueer June 20, 2011 at 11:00 am

Hey, we live to serve.

PsycWench June 20, 2011 at 11:12 am

Don't even get me started on the gay illegal atheists.

MissusBarry June 20, 2011 at 11:16 am

They're everywhere! Burning shit down and turning people gay with their displaying rainbow flags and having the nerve to marry. It's a Merkin crisis. Needz moar bible.

V572 [SSAN] June 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm

Nah, it's cuz taxes are too high.

themcwow June 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm

fire started in Sedona?

Madfall June 20, 2011 at 10:57 am

This guy will take care of those pesky aliens:
http://i54.tinypic.com/14wr1w8.jpg

FNMA June 20, 2011 at 10:57 am

Boy, is there anything those Mexicans can't do?

nounverb911 June 20, 2011 at 10:58 am

Work in Georgia?

user-of-owls June 20, 2011 at 11:37 am

Swim. They definitely cannot swim. Like the blacks.

Mulattoes, on the other hand, can half-swim, albeit awkwardly.

Dashboard_Jesus June 21, 2011 at 1:01 am

a round of Upfists for my friends, drink up everybody! (hey it's my birthday- the REAL one- so it's ok that I'm up late Wonketeering, and drinking!)

Negropolis June 21, 2011 at 1:30 am

What the hell is the Rio Grande made out of, then? Fruitcake? How they backs get wet if they can't swim? Hengh? Messican goes in, Messican comes out. How's it work? How dey get up dere?

user-of-owls June 21, 2011 at 1:50 am

Dey got mules wat carry dem on dey back for to not get dey backs no legs wet dey. Dat how.

Oblios_Cap June 20, 2011 at 11:47 am

Let's bring some in to put out the fires.

GuyClinch June 20, 2011 at 10:58 am

I strongly suspect that were the messicans truly interested in arson, they might start with Jan Brewer's house and Walnuts' eleventy-thousand homes.

SarcasticNymph June 22, 2011 at 1:47 am

Har har har, a lot of us whites would be laughing our asses off in support if only ….

Monsieur_Grumpe June 20, 2011 at 10:59 am

Build the damn firewall!

BlueMonkeh June 20, 2011 at 11:11 am

+++++++

elviouslyqueer June 20, 2011 at 10:59 am

Fireproof the danged fence!

BlueMonkeh June 20, 2011 at 11:14 am

more +++++

fartknocker June 20, 2011 at 10:59 am

Can Joan of Wasilla see the fire from her new bungalow in North Snotsdale?

politics_nerd June 20, 2011 at 10:59 am

Please Google: Why isn't Wall Street in Jail.

Thanks in advance.

Also Google: The Real Housewives of Wall Street.

I will be selling pitchforks and torches on ebay later this afternoon. Thanks for bidding!

V572 [SSAN] June 20, 2011 at 1:04 pm

Spoken like a true, job-creating entrepreneur! How would you like a nice tax cut?

ttommyunger June 21, 2011 at 9:52 am

Funny thing; todays peasants are armed to the fucking teeth! Well, maybe not so funny.

Boredw/Gravitas June 20, 2011 at 10:59 am

The illegals want Arizona hot & spicy, just like their food.

hollywooddood June 20, 2011 at 11:00 am

So Mavricky Walnuts has gone full teabagger. Get the net.

nounverb911 June 20, 2011 at 11:02 am

Walnut tea?

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 11:16 am

Nouveau Rishi.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 20, 2011 at 1:13 pm

He's going to market his own brand of tea, just like Limburger.
It will be aged, bitter, and hard to keep down.
His wife suggested "Hurl Grey".

TrotskysAxe June 20, 2011 at 11:01 am

“It’s easier to fan the flames of intolerance, especially in Arizona,” said Randy Parraz…

Nicely done, sir.

Serolf_Divad June 20, 2011 at 11:02 am

There is substantial evidence that everything bad in the world is caused by people whose demonization furthers my political ambitions.

HistoriCat June 20, 2011 at 11:41 am

Does Walnuts have any political ambitions left? He had his chance at the top spot and lost – TO ONE OF THOSE COLORED FOLKS!

All he has left is bitter, bitter spite. And the media.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 12:27 pm

To Joe Klein, Jim van de Hei, & the rest of the DC intelligentsia, John Mc Cain never lost.

user-of-owls June 20, 2011 at 11:51 am

Genius. Pure Genius.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 20, 2011 at 1:15 pm

That sounds really familiar. How do you say Kristallnacht in Spanish?

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 4:21 pm

Noche de Vidrio Roto?

Trollina Dumbass June 20, 2011 at 11:02 am

The accompanying photo of him is funny mean. But since he puts the 'crotch' in crotchety it's also deserved.

*I really feel bad, cracking up over that pic

SaintRond June 20, 2011 at 12:52 pm

He's looking at Wiener's wiener.

Texan_Bulldog June 20, 2011 at 11:04 am

Whew! These messicans are busy in AZ what with all the beheading of people, setting wild fires & keeping the white man from bricking/building all those Mcmansions. Not to mention keeping Walnuts' wife…um…satisfied.

SaintRond June 20, 2011 at 11:07 am

I'm sure of it now. McCain is definitely becoming senile. What he meant to say was, those fucking illegals burned down the Reichstag.

Negropolis June 21, 2011 at 1:34 am

Yes, and Dennis O'Leary's cow burned down Chicago.

ManchuCandidate June 20, 2011 at 11:15 am

Walnuts would know about causing explosions and fires.

sati_demise June 20, 2011 at 4:22 pm

ouch

C_R_Eature June 20, 2011 at 7:47 pm

If there's a town called "Forrestal" in AZ, they better watch out.

jus_wonderin June 20, 2011 at 11:17 am

"GET OFF MY BURNT UP LAWN!"

ifthethunderdontgetya June 20, 2011 at 11:17 am

Why do Republicans hate Jesus (and Angel, and Manuel, …)?
~

weejee June 20, 2011 at 11:56 am

In the sense of if Jeebus was really a Jew why does he have a Puerto Rican name?

DangerHelvetica June 20, 2011 at 11:18 am

It's those Panamanians you REALLY have to worry about.

LiveToServeYa June 20, 2011 at 11:18 am

He's approaching Rudi status in his mono-issue-ity.

BlueMonkeh June 20, 2011 at 11:21 am

un sustantivo, un verbo y nueve once?

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 12:29 pm

Once nueve. Mes despues del dia. 11-S (once septiembre).

freakishlywrong June 20, 2011 at 11:20 am

Jesus. If it's not "illegals" then it's "job killing". The mind boggles at the obtusiness.

Smitros June 20, 2011 at 11:20 am
horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 11:35 am

"It was the One-Armed Man!"

DerrickWildcat June 20, 2011 at 11:23 am

To put that fire out, we need to set another fire in the same area to attack the original fire. I've read in some fire books that you have to fight fire with fire. This has been scientifically proved in a lab.

DaRooster June 20, 2011 at 11:34 am

I'm sure McCain, if he were to read this, would say,"Let's go get us some Mexicans… and they can fight the Mexicans…"

Allmighty_Manos June 20, 2011 at 11:24 am

Wait I thought Arizona was flame retardant. Or was it full of retards, I can't remember.

DaSandman June 20, 2011 at 11:26 am

Walnuts is a couple of months away from being caught fapping in the streets of DC.

baconzgood June 20, 2011 at 11:29 am

"There is substantial evidence that some of my synapses are firing improperly"

-John McCain-

Maman June 20, 2011 at 11:32 am

I blame undocumented lightning.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm

Great – now we have alien thunderstorms sneaking across the border. We're gonna have to made the fucking wall 40,000 feet tall.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 4:24 pm

"Undocumented Lightning" is what I call the Mexican knockoff Colt 45.

DaRooster June 20, 2011 at 11:32 am

Hey McCain… build a wall of FIRE… that should do it!

baconzgood June 20, 2011 at 11:33 am

NEEDZ MOAR "SPICK" AND "WET-BACK"!!!!

ThundercatHo June 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm

When I lived in San Diego they were called "Beaners" which could be confusing cuz it sounds a lot like beamers. Perhaps by now it has been changed to the more correct "Frijoles".

metamarcisf June 20, 2011 at 11:34 am

Much more likely that these fires were started by Injuns sending smoke signals to warn drug traffickers about the Minutemen. Certainly not started by teabaggers firing machine guns into the brush during snipe hunting season.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 11:34 am

I was thinking about the expressions "Messican" & "speakin' Messican", & I realized how, inadvertently, the Teabaggers demonstrated vestigial political-correctness. Considering the Spanish "México" or "Méjico" is actually just the closest attempt to the Nahuatl "Meshica" (no 'shuh' in Spanish), the Teabaggers have finished what the Andalucians started: restoring dignity to the place-name for the New World/El Dorado.

When I tell the Teabaggers this, I'm sure they'll go Scanners, though.

DemonicRage June 20, 2011 at 11:35 am

We should let Grampy explain every damn thing in the world to us. Remember how great he was at solving the economic crisis that arose in the middle of his Presidential campaign…..how selfless he was at suspending his campaign, and the terrible price he paid, when not enough people voted for him afterwards? But he HAD to do it, to save us, just as he is saving us now from the perilous threat of people sneaking in, over the border. Could we please start carving a new head on Mount Rushmore?

WhatTheHeck June 20, 2011 at 11:36 am

Have these maroons considered the possibility that the wildfires could have been started by fire ants shooting off their weapons in the wilderness for kicks?

baconzgood June 20, 2011 at 11:38 am

That is the exact same kinda impenetrable logic my Ex-Father-in-law has.

the_problem_child June 20, 2011 at 11:40 am

Those illegal pastry chefs are burning our desserts!

philpjfry June 20, 2011 at 11:42 am

What passes for logic in his old decrepit brain that would even think that remark doesn't sound absolutely stupid, ignoran , baseless, pandering, fear mongering, demonizing, and riddiculous? Isn't there some kind of sanity test these guys must take to run for public office?

Biel_ze_Bubba June 20, 2011 at 1:34 pm

In Arizona, they take an insanity test.

Barb June 20, 2011 at 11:43 am

Thanks Histori. Who knew that Pop Rocks and Mountain Dew would be a good breakfast?

SarcasticNymph June 22, 2011 at 1:43 am

Is that your secret? Pop rocks and Mountain Dew? (taking notes)

HistoriCat June 20, 2011 at 11:44 am

Damned illegal pot-smoking immigrants! Taking away fire-starting jobs from our patriotic meth-making Real Mericans.

smitallica June 20, 2011 at 11:45 am

"And, my friends, by 'substantial evidence' I of course mean 'none whatsoever'."

Oblios_Cap June 20, 2011 at 11:46 am

"Old Man Yells at Clouds" – of smoke!

ganmerlad June 20, 2011 at 11:47 am

However, for McCain, the fires had a silver lining:

'McCain said "the only way we are going to get these (forests) thinned is through greater participation of private enterprise" — adding the government should try to facilitate such initiatives, including by allowing limited logging in national parks.'

Clear cutting…the conservative's wet dream. (Plus, it will be easier to see those pesky illegals when they have to cross out in the open)

ProgressiveInga June 20, 2011 at 11:49 am

I don't remember anything prior to his selection of Babble Spice. Except McNutz being part of the Keating 5. Somehow, I haven't forgotten that.

el_donaldo June 20, 2011 at 11:51 am

I don't think we're that far off from blaming everything on witches again.

HarryButtle June 20, 2011 at 1:13 pm

And what do we do with witches? BURN THEM!

freakishlywrong June 20, 2011 at 11:53 am

Maybe Bristol drank too many wine coolers and set it, and doesn't remember.

sati_demise June 20, 2011 at 4:25 pm

there may be more evidence that Bristol did it rather than illegals

CapeClod June 20, 2011 at 11:54 am

Because people seeking better opportunities for themselve just want to see the world burn down.

smokefilledroommate June 20, 2011 at 11:58 am

Jeez, he's still stuck on "build the dang fence". Someone should ask him what year it is.

Eve8Apples June 20, 2011 at 11:58 am

“There is substantial evidence that some of these fires have been caused by people who have crossed our border illegally,” McCain, R-Arizona, said Saturday at a press conference.

Obviously, they found Taco Bell wrappers and empty bottles of Corona near the fire sight.

Steverino247 June 20, 2011 at 12:03 pm

Hey, dumbass! The U.S. Forest Service has already announced that the fire was started here: http://itouchmap.com/?d=37167&s=AZ&f=loca

Why the hell would illegals be in a campground in the mountains NE of Tucson? Two "persons of interest" (which pretty much leaves out Mexicans laborers) have already been detained.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 20, 2011 at 1:41 pm

In AZ, all Mexicans, and people who look like them, are Persons of Interest.

iburl June 20, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Global warming is simply illegal people heating up their "choriso".

Beetagger June 20, 2011 at 12:07 pm

Again, McGrunty offers proof that Arizona is no country for old men. Time for the pneumatic hammer to his noggin.

cheetojeebus June 20, 2011 at 12:08 pm

McCain clinches the all important angry-crazy-uncle-who-always-forwards-nutty-conservative-bullshit-emails vote. This is bad news for Romney.

Mort_Sinclair June 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm

Walnuts has his dentures in a twist because he's no longer relevant. He's just another smelly old demented white guy with a hair helmet and dandruff rummaging around in his vanity drawer for a Q-tip.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 12:32 pm

"No longer relevant"? Just you wait 'til the Upper Chamber Dinner Theatre stages Tom Coburn's Human Senapede, starring WALNUTS!, Ham-Biscuits, & Droopy.

horsedreamer_1 June 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm

This comment is Hot Chip.

neiltheblaze June 20, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Funny – they never seem to shove microphones in the faces of Democrats after they lose their presidential bids. But somehow, this senile turkey isn't dismissed as a has-been. The American Media, hard at work.

orygoon June 20, 2011 at 12:34 pm

It's all those dried-up old people. They're careless with cigarettes and backyard barbecue things, and they are ever so flammable.

donner_froh June 20, 2011 at 12:39 pm

These illegal Messicans are very crafty–they figured out how to burn down an entire state that is made of rock, sand and water filled cactus plants.

Troglodeity June 20, 2011 at 12:45 pm

"Sending signals" with fires? Why don't they just shoot guns and ring bells?

SaintRond June 20, 2011 at 12:49 pm

I think you just made one of my favorite comments right there.

Gopherit June 20, 2011 at 12:50 pm

According to Jon McCain, given the opportunity to sneak into the US, illegals will always climb 8000+ ft mountains rather than going around them. They will continue to do this all the way into the continental US……because only pussies walk on flatish areas. Fucking idiot.

ArmoredBore June 20, 2011 at 1:03 pm

How about he pulls less answers and more firefighters from out of his ass?

Slim_Pickins June 20, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Blaming the powerless, isn't that what America is all about?

Biel_ze_Bubba June 20, 2011 at 1:17 pm

You mean, "my lebensraum".

Biel_ze_Bubba June 20, 2011 at 1:18 pm

Well, it's that, or bells and gunshots.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Shhh. He's on a roll.

twoeightnine June 20, 2011 at 3:28 pm

So thanks to a car engine experiencing complete failure I was stuck in this part of Arizona for a few days and decided to do the only thing I know how to do. Get drunk, eat too much and cry about the $5k I was about to spend on a car (which is still stuck in this part of Arizona despite myself being in the Bay Area now.)

The locals (read: bartenders, waitresses, daytime drinkers) had heard that at least one suspect was in the process of being detained. Believe it or not he was an "illegal"-American born and raised in the area and under the age of 18. And everyone (read: bartenders, waitresses, daytime drinkers) never said anything about illegal spacebacks, just that the people born and raised in the area are the worst people in the world when it comes to preventing these fires.

owhatever June 20, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Is burning down Arizona really such a bad thing? It will grow back greener, stronger, better than before.

voodooeconomics June 20, 2011 at 8:26 pm

I thought John mccain passed away on November 08.who is this guy?

fitley June 20, 2011 at 9:19 pm

Maybe it was a pile of burning illegal heads that Gov. Brewer said were littering the desert. Somebody probably illegal was trying to hide all their heads this time, by burning them. It could happen. Maybe the cop who got fired for shooting himself and then saying it was from a shootout with illegals, lit them. I don't even trust cops who don't shoot themselves.

Negropolis June 20, 2011 at 11:46 pm

Juan Macain: Dick-pics or GTFO.

Looks like they are slowly evolving; I mean, at least they didn't blame it on the Jews, this time.

Negropolis June 21, 2011 at 1:38 am

There is substantial evidence that some of these fires have been caused by John McCain crashing jet fighters in the forests. That, and those pesky gray aliens always crashing their UFO's in the Southwest.

Boojum_Reborn June 21, 2011 at 6:52 am

Should he be looking at his daughter's twitter?

zhubajie June 21, 2011 at 8:33 am

Pyromaniac space aliens, maybe, lighting fires to cook the steaks they cut from the cattle!

ttommyunger June 21, 2011 at 10:01 am

Senator Crankypants is just being driven slowly around the bend by the knowledge that a dry-drunk frat boy fucked him out of the Presidency twice and the fact that he fucked himself out of it the last time with his own foolish pick of an ignorant twat for a running mate. Oh, and having a cunt for a wife…..his word, not mine.

ShaveTheWhales June 26, 2011 at 3:45 am

Fucking McCain. The guy enjoyed a very long honeymoon with Zonie voters, who dug the war hero shtick, and eventually with the national press, who dug the "maverick" shtick, and now he's losing the shtick and revealing himself as the asshole he probably always was.

Aristophanes or Shakespeare could probably make something compelling out of this, but to me it's just another fucking asshole.

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