IT'S PRONOUNCED BLAH-GOY-A-VICH  9:20 am June 17, 2011

Illinois Tells Politicians To Quit Putting Their Names On Every Road Sign

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

meanest punishment everIllinois finally got tired of having to remove the names of indicted politicians from the thousands of public signs that elected state officials treat as dog patch where they get to leave little territorial name-plate marks at taxpayer expense. Gov. Pat Quinn signed a law prohibiting state officials from putting their name or likeness on any public sign paid for by the state, mostly because beloved human comedy routine Rod Blagojevich spent a half million dollars in state funds to litter his name all over the Illinois Tollway. BOO. Poor Blago. What is the point of even having a ridiculous name if you can’t make sure people see it everywhere they go?

From the Chicago Tribune:

The measure was a response to Gov. Rod Blagojevich’s decision years ago to plaster his name on nearly three dozen signs on the Illinois Tollway at what Quinn said was a cost of almost $500,000.

“Sometimes there are those in politics and public office who want to glorify themselves at public expense, and I don’t think that’s right, I don’t think the public feels that’s what Democracy is about,” Quinn said during bill signing ceremony at the Cermak Toll Plaza on Interstate 294, which used to display Blagojevich’s name.

There is absolutely zero fun left in being a politician. [Chicago Tribune]

 

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Boredw/Gravitas June 17, 2011 at 9:22 am

Those politicians should just start naming the prisons they will eventually live in after themselves instead.

riverside68 June 17, 2011 at 10:25 am

Been done already:

Bernard Kerik Corrections Center in New York City

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 9:22 am

Here's an idea: automated signage. If it's good enough for gas stations — &, for that matter, some highway signage — it's good enough for honouring public officials.

Lascauxcaveman June 17, 2011 at 11:03 am

Take that one step further: sell the naming rights. Raise funds to keep the infrastructure intact. They already do this for sports arenas ranging form the largest NFL stadium right down to the 1/2 acre grass playfield at my kid's tiny, impoverished Catholic school.

Why should a person care if they drive to work on the US BANK Expressway or live on Geico Avenue?

OneDollarJuana June 17, 2011 at 11:17 am

Here's the problem: "Just go up the Geico Expressway, take the Geico Avenue exit, go two blocks to Geico Street, turn right at the intersection of Geico Way and Geico Place."

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Grid brought to you by… Escher.

SorosBot June 17, 2011 at 11:54 am

They've already started that with the subway system here in Philly; what was Pattison Avenue Station, which is the stop for all of the sports stadiums, is now AT&T Station.

KathrynSane June 17, 2011 at 9:23 am

"There is absolutely zero fun left in being a politician."

Seriously. Can't plaster your name everywhere, can't fuck in an airport bathroom, can't stick a cigar inside a lady, can't send dick pix on Twitter… At least they can still get off from screwing the American people.

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 9:34 am

Can hold hands & affectionately kiss the crown prince of Saudi, though. Which is hot. & prolly worth the price of admission (no cigar-dildonics, lavatory love-making, etc.).

Maman June 17, 2011 at 9:41 am

That YOU know of anyway….

Noman June 17, 2011 at 10:34 am
SorosBot June 17, 2011 at 10:49 am

Well duh, of course it is. Thank you for reminding us that the right-wing media is so dumb they actually tried to claim there was something wrong with the President showing basic manners there.

Noman June 17, 2011 at 11:11 am

In SorosBotistan, it's basic manners to bow to dictators.

Terry June 17, 2011 at 10:09 am

Don't forget giving plum jobs to your friends and directing contracts to your associates, particularly those who will give you a wee kickback.

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 10:39 am

Today, we are all Fitzwalkerstan.
http://www.expressmilwaukee.com/article-15132-wis

Noman June 17, 2011 at 10:40 am

"According to the Center for Public Integrity, the Obama Administration has hired more political bundlers who collected more than $500,000 for his campaign in the first two years of his administration than his predecessor did in his four years in office."
Link1
Link2

Noman June 17, 2011 at 10:45 am

"The Center, a non-partisan organization that does original investigative journalism projects, pointed out the

differences between what candidate Obama suggested during his campaign and what he has done as president.

“The cynics, the lobbyists, the special interests who’ve turned our government into a game only they can afford to play,” said then-Sen. Obama in his February 2007 announcement speech. “They get the access while you get to write a letter…

The time for that kind of politics is over.”"

GOPCrusher June 17, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Do you show this level of outrage over Republiklans Senators and Congressmen that have entire organizations that fund raise for the next election before the results of current election are in?
Or are you just pissy about the fact that President Obama will have over 4 BILLION DOLLARS in his Presidential war chest for the 2012 election, while the Republiklan nominee will have asking if someone will give them five bees for a quarter?
The taste of Tears Of Impotent Rage are so sweet.

Noman June 17, 2011 at 2:04 pm

I just posted a factual statement demonstrating Obama's hypocrisy to give you libunatics the opportunity to share in that hypocrisy.

lochnessmonster June 17, 2011 at 9:23 am

Blago was acting like HE built and paid for those roads…

Terry June 17, 2011 at 10:10 am

In Illinois, the roads are paved with bad intentions.

mookwrthwilson June 17, 2011 at 10:34 am

Toll Roads are fucking golden.

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 10:40 am

"Goodbye". — Sir Elton

bagofmice June 17, 2011 at 2:13 pm

You don't just drive on them for nothing.

KeepFnThatChicken June 17, 2011 at 9:24 am

It's only because of the number of characters in "Blagojevich". If his name was Al Lee, no one would have cared.

occams8ball June 17, 2011 at 10:43 am

Or Edward Zelig Pass.

CapeClod June 17, 2011 at 9:25 am

Getting to put your name on a sign, that's a valuable fucking thing.

riverside68 June 17, 2011 at 12:17 pm

Golden, is what I hear.

hollywooddood June 17, 2011 at 9:25 am

But my favorite bar is on the corner of Bush Parkway and West Shit Street.

baconzgood June 17, 2011 at 9:26 am

"Blagojevich"

"Gazuntite"

SarcasticNymph June 20, 2011 at 1:15 am

"Blagojevich" in Jon Stewart's voice

ifthethunderdontgetya June 17, 2011 at 9:27 am

Now if we could just do something about all the places the wingnuts have named after Ronald Wilson Reagan (666)…
~

weejee June 17, 2011 at 9:29 am

Sorry, I fly into National Airport.

BaldarTFlagass June 17, 2011 at 9:33 am

Likewise. I bet the air traffic controllers that work there shudder every time they go to work.

Preferred Customer June 17, 2011 at 11:40 am

There is a bit of a pre-nap shudder, yes, but it goes away quickly once they close their eyes.

LouBristol June 17, 2011 at 9:37 am

Terror Alert!

Terry June 17, 2011 at 10:11 am

Me, too. Ask someone to say the name of that airport and you can tell a true local immediately.

Ducksworthy June 17, 2011 at 11:21 am

I like it when the pilot announces our arrival at National.

Preferred Customer June 17, 2011 at 11:41 am

Sorry, I believe the proper formulation to avoid downfisting is Ronald Wilson Reagan (PBUH).

SarcasticNymph June 20, 2011 at 1:16 am

It will always be UCLA Medical Center (not R. R. M. C.)

weejee June 17, 2011 at 9:27 am

♪♫ C' C' C' Changes ♫♪

Life's a bitch Blago

SpurningBeer June 17, 2011 at 9:28 am

WELCOME TO NEW YORK
Anthony Weiner Tunnel Entrance

Chet Kincaid June 17, 2011 at 10:44 am

I and I are laughing.

SpurningBeer June 17, 2011 at 12:51 pm

Cool. That makes four of us.

genxr June 17, 2011 at 11:16 am

Take the Weiner Cutoff to downtown.

riverside68 June 17, 2011 at 12:19 pm

I think the Weiner bypass is faster during rush hour.

PsycWench June 17, 2011 at 11:18 am

Watch out for the surveillance cameras.

Serolf_Divad June 17, 2011 at 9:32 am

Surely they are still allowed to beautify the city entrance with a gaint arch of two crossed swords being held by hands that were modelled on their own, right?

CapeClod June 17, 2011 at 9:40 am

No. It just leads to a carefully staged demonstration of city inhabitants tearing down the statue of their former leader so the media can give the impression that the trumped up invasion was justified.

riverside68 June 17, 2011 at 12:21 pm

I believe it was the infidel's tank that did take down.

simplyblue7 June 17, 2011 at 9:32 am

There's a cheaper way of plastering your name all over the place. Just use a can of spray paint.

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 9:36 am
UpFistTroll June 17, 2011 at 11:28 am

The suburbs are getting more reasonable as the more affluent (read: rich fucks) move further and further out. Bomb the exurbs.

GOPCrusher June 17, 2011 at 1:47 pm

Why can't politicians just hoist their leg and piss on the sign post, to mark their territory?

LiveToServeYa June 17, 2011 at 9:33 am

Today, we are all somewhere up Santorum highway.

EatsBabyDingos June 17, 2011 at 9:49 am

That's near the Mittens Hershey Highway?

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 10:03 am

Hershey Co. doesn't make fudge — that we know about.

jqheywood June 17, 2011 at 10:20 am

It's a frothy trip….

4TheTurnstiles June 17, 2011 at 10:46 am

If you haven't seen it yet, the "other" Santorum campaign site is a sight to see.
http://santorum-2012.com

If you like buttsecks jokes. And since we're all here at Wonkette…

riverside68 June 17, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Did anyone bring a paddle?

Doktor Zoom June 17, 2011 at 1:25 pm

The Santorum Parkway is at the end of the Alimentary Canal….

NorbertsRevenge June 17, 2011 at 9:37 am

Damnatio memoriae! Sic transit Blago. Idem, quoque.

Monsieur_Grumpe June 17, 2011 at 9:39 am

Politician’s names should be associated with what they are best known.

Mark Foley Montessori Center
Vitter Women’s Health Center
Larry Craig Memorial bathroom
Bachmann Rubber Room Emporium
and so on.

CapeClod June 17, 2011 at 9:42 am

And don't forget the George W. Bush sewage treatment center.

meufchelou June 17, 2011 at 9:49 am

And the Newt Gingrich Hospice-Divorce One-Stop Service Center.

Guppy06 June 17, 2011 at 10:03 am

Jim Gibbons Womens' Shelter
Mark Sanford Hiking Trail
John Ensign Family Counseling Center
Newt Gingrich Oncology Center
Lee-Weiner School of Photography

Terry June 17, 2011 at 10:14 am

No, it's got to be the Weiner-Lee School of Photography

Guppy06 June 17, 2011 at 10:37 am

Denny Hastert Home for Exploited Children
John Edwards Oncology Center (across street from previous)
Sarah Palin Academy for Wayward Girls

Geminisunmars June 17, 2011 at 11:21 am

Dan Rostenkowski Philately Museum
Richard M. Nixon Hydraulics College
George W. Bush Institute of Oratory

Doktor Zoom June 17, 2011 at 1:35 pm

The Wilbur Mills Aquatic Center
The Dan Quayle Institute for Potatoe Agronomy
The Neal Horsley Equine Appreciation Annex

EatsBabyDingos June 17, 2011 at 9:47 am

And they should be ground up with some potatoes to make DickTatorTots.

PsycWench June 17, 2011 at 9:47 am

If you can fake humility, you've got it made.

Poindexter718 June 17, 2011 at 9:48 am

Gov. Frontage will be very disappointed if my state follows suit.

Lascauxcaveman June 17, 2011 at 1:42 pm

If my last name was "Main," I'd totally run for a statewide office in IL, just to see if they'd rename the streets to something else when I won.

PsycWench June 17, 2011 at 9:49 am

Maybe the Blajo governor signs are to warn people to turn around now?

jus_wonderin June 17, 2011 at 9:50 am

Well, the upside is that this frees up plenty of consonants for other more permanent signage.

A BLVD CHORE JOG I
A BORG CHILD JOVE
JACOB HID GROVEL
BAD RICH LOVE JOG
ACE BLVD JIG OR HO

ThundercatHo June 17, 2011 at 9:50 am

What if they named them after their biggest campaign contributors instead? Then there'd just be Kochs everyfuckingwhere.

charlesdegoal June 17, 2011 at 9:52 am

Power doesn't corrupt monkeys at least, not even absolute power.

Chet Kincaid June 17, 2011 at 10:48 am

The bonobos would like to speak to the chimps about that. Or they would, if they didn't spend all their free time pleasuring each other.

Moonbat June 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm

We should learn from the monkeys. At least from the bonobos. If we spent more of our free time pleasuring each other, would we be spending so much time and energy screwing the poors and the browns?

EatsBabyDingos June 17, 2011 at 9:52 am

Blago should change his name to "Interstate Chicago Illinois." Might be a few signs with those names in them.

charlesdegoal June 17, 2011 at 9:57 am

Are you referring to the You're-No-John-Kennedy Bentsen quote or was he famous for anything else? The Bentsen burner, perhaps?

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 10:04 am

Dan Quayl certainly got sickly burnt, at least.

weejee June 17, 2011 at 10:02 am

Blago is going to be seeing a lot of signage at 27th & California. Just sayin'

fartknocker June 17, 2011 at 10:03 am

Well at least we in Texas have cool, rednecky sounding names. I like how our Legislature renamed the UT Engineering Research Center in North Austin about 15 years ago. The new name: J.J. Pickle Research Center.

It sounds like we do a lot of research for Vlasick pickles here in Austin.

Terry June 17, 2011 at 10:13 am

Ima Hogg needs to have more places named after her.

Jerri June 17, 2011 at 10:15 am

That sounds like a place from a Richard Scarry book!

Chet Kincaid June 17, 2011 at 10:54 am

That's where Weiner's doing rehab.

genxr June 17, 2011 at 11:18 am

needz moar deep fried surnames.

fartknocker June 17, 2011 at 10:05 am

Sometimes it's appropriate to attempt to rename certain buildings in honor of certain politicians. Here's the vote on an attempt in San Fransisco to rename a wastewater plant after Bush2:
http://www.smartvoter.org/2008/11/04/ca/sf/prop/R

DashboardBuddha June 17, 2011 at 10:06 am

That would have awesome had it passed.

genxr June 17, 2011 at 11:11 am

It would have been awesome for about 5 minutes, until we realized how much money we spent changing the signs and now have to look at that name every fucking day.

natoslug June 17, 2011 at 12:57 pm

But the Bush Burger Hut they could've opened next to it would have paid for itself in no time.

Radiotherapy June 17, 2011 at 10:06 am

Maybe these self-absorbed fucks would be happy if they had a star named after them.

mog253 June 17, 2011 at 10:34 am

That would be much cheaper, about $100, saves the tax payers a bunch!

AJWjr. June 17, 2011 at 10:39 am

You mean like David, right? $arah has done a lot for that franchise lately.

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 10:07 am

All Shake Shacks will be rebranded A Weiner & A Shake.

Yes, I am predicting a Weiner solo sex-tape.

HistoriCat June 17, 2011 at 10:10 am

Clever Monkey/Carbon Rod 2012!

ganmerlad June 17, 2011 at 10:11 am

Putting your name on a toll road isn't very bright in the first place. It constantly reminds drivers who to be mad at. With that in mind, they probably should have left them up.

Ducksworthy June 17, 2011 at 11:41 am

Hmmm. Maybe Minnesota can name its toll lanes (formerly free HOV lanes) the TPaw/Lexus lanes.

Boredw/Gravitas June 17, 2011 at 10:12 am

Every third thing here in Houston is named after Bush (the "read my lips" one). It sucks.

BaldarTFlagass June 17, 2011 at 10:22 am

Including the Women's Depilatory Center?

Boredw/Gravitas June 17, 2011 at 10:26 am

Especially that.

BaldarTFlagass June 17, 2011 at 10:35 am

At least in San Antonio, most of our public places are named after Democrats, though the trend of course has changed over the last 30 years or so on the northside where the white people predominantly live. Lib colleague of mine experienced some real anguish that his daughter had to attend both Barbara Bush Middle School and Ronald Reagan High. Poor thing.

Chet Kincaid June 17, 2011 at 10:57 am

Not to mention the Tom Landry Middle School, in Arlen.

proudgrampa June 17, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Don't forget George Bush Drive in San Antonio…

trampndirtdown June 17, 2011 at 10:13 am

You shouldn't talk about weiners and veins.

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 10:46 am

"So, one day, I was working on this masterpiece, just this big, veiny thing, & your precious Becca walks by my desk, knocks it to the floor, picks it up, &, looking at it, screams. I had to go to the principal's office after they found my Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure-chest, & my parents were called, & they let the principal exorcize me, since he thought I was possessed by some dick devil. I wasn't even allowed to eat any food that looked like dicks. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"

Ducksworthy June 17, 2011 at 11:38 am

Uh. Thanks for sharing……uh. I guess.

orygoon June 17, 2011 at 10:13 am

Dick pix on signs!

seppdecker June 17, 2011 at 10:14 am

You know who else had his name removed from the giant highway system he constructed?

weejee June 17, 2011 at 10:29 am

Caesar?

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 10:47 am

World B. Free?

Chet Kincaid June 17, 2011 at 11:37 am

Fahrvergnügen?

Terry June 17, 2011 at 10:17 am

Personally, I'm glad that the State of New Jersey names their rest stops after famous residents. Otherwise, I'd have never realised that Joyce Kilmer was a guy. There's a portrait of him hanging on the wall at the entrance to his rest stop.

BaldarTFlagass June 17, 2011 at 10:24 am

If they haven't named one for John McPhee, then fuck New Jersey.

carlgt1 June 17, 2011 at 10:21 am

but surely they could make the money back (and more) by selling the Rod B. signs on ebay as souvenirs?

seppdecker June 17, 2011 at 11:00 am

Each one comes with a replica hairpiece!

Noman June 17, 2011 at 10:25 am

Since we friends are discussing Illinois, here's another bit of news from today's
Chicago Tribune:
City worker unions must choose whether to ignore financial reality or help government cut costs, an alderman closely allied with Mayor Rahm Emanuel said Thursday.

ifthethunderdontgetya June 17, 2011 at 10:40 am

You've got no friends here, wingnut.

Why don't you slime on back to BigBreitfart, where you can drool along with your fellow cretins.
~

Peace in our time June 17, 2011 at 10:42 am

What do you think about what that Democrat alderman said about labor unions and financial reality?

SorosBot June 17, 2011 at 10:46 am

Off-topic and completely random, psycho.

Noman June 17, 2011 at 10:48 am

Maybe you don't get the concept of snark?

And how are posts about OJ or Scott Walker more "on-topic" than a post about another situation in Illinois?

genxr June 17, 2011 at 11:08 am

Was that really your attempt at snark? What did you do, get the definition of snark from conservapedia?

Noman June 17, 2011 at 11:10 am

I ordered a book about snark from a Nigerian prince. It was expensive, but very informative.

horsedreamer_1 June 17, 2011 at 10:48 am

Oh, Walk, oh, Walk, Emanuel…

KathrynSane June 17, 2011 at 11:26 am

I'll say the same thing I say whenever there's a news item about Rahm Emanuel: I wish I didn't want to hit that, but I totally, totally would.

neiltheblaze June 17, 2011 at 10:25 am

Blago had those signs and they were fucking golden and he wasn't just going to give them up.

CapeClod June 17, 2011 at 10:36 am

Lemme guess. His brother had a sign making company.

soojank June 17, 2011 at 10:30 am

Here in Maryland, the State Senate office building is named after the current senate president. So, yes, Mike Miller works in an office named after himself.

Uhhh… disgusting/normal?

Slim_Pickins June 17, 2011 at 10:30 am

It's Illinois, it cost $1.2M to remove the signs…

Mahousu June 17, 2011 at 10:34 am

Anton Cermak was the mayor of Chicago who was killed when Giuseppe Zangara tried to assassinate FDR.

I suppose if we just limited naming rights to assassinated politicians, it would cut down the competition a little.

UpFistTroll June 17, 2011 at 11:31 am

I'm surprised more teatards haven't tried to name things after Zangara, frankly.

Moonbat June 17, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Too foreign-sounding.

AJWjr. June 17, 2011 at 10:38 am

Since I used to make highway signs, I feel as if I speak for highway signmakers everywhere when I say "fuck those guys."

inapewetrust June 17, 2011 at 10:38 am

man, quinn's going to feel really dumb when blagojevich finds the real killer

Noman June 17, 2011 at 10:44 am

"Hey, where did you go?"

It's fascinating that you immediately complain about not receiving a response.

What is your opinion about what the Democrat alderman said about labor unions and fiscal reality? Or, do you really really need to change the topic?

SexySmurf June 17, 2011 at 10:51 am

It's called a joke. You should tell one sometime.

And by the way, public unions around the country, including in Wisconsin and my home of Washington State, have agreed to massive give backs, which is more than Goldman Sachs and the other bailed-out banks have agreed to do.

Most Democrats are just as clueless as Republicans when it comes to economic policy.

genxr June 17, 2011 at 11:20 am

I know I get impatient when I'm half finished typing a post, haven't hit submit, and nobody has responded yet.

Noman June 18, 2011 at 4:18 pm

OK, following libunatic protocol, here goes:

"T"

or

"All of them, Katy."

OMG, those are hilarious! Thanks for the suggestion.

kissawookiee June 17, 2011 at 10:45 am

I hope the newly freed-up funds stay in IDOT. Many many years ago they set up a series of signs through the interminable I-88 construction zone that turned it into a 5-mile-long knock knock joke (who's there? orange. orange who? orange you glad you're through the construction zone now?). It was actually kind of awesome.

HarryButtle June 17, 2011 at 7:04 pm

In northern AZ, we’ve got these spaced about ¼ mile apart:

Sign #1: KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Sign #2: AND YOUR SPEED SLOW
Sign #3: LOOK OUT FOR ELK
Sign #4: AS YOU GO

Though I hear they’re planning to change “elk” to “Messicans”

kissawookiee June 17, 2011 at 7:11 pm

And "slow" to "redlined."

fuflans June 17, 2011 at 10:47 am

i don't know, in the age of the scotts (walker and rick), IL seems to be on the better side of history.

weird.

4TheTurnstiles June 17, 2011 at 10:47 am

Remedios the Beauty Remedial School for the Arts

ttommyunger June 17, 2011 at 10:51 am

Bad news for State Senator Johnny Fuckerfaster.

Chet Kincaid June 17, 2011 at 10:51 am

I would listen to anyone with a Greco-Roman bust. Please change your avatar to Sophia Loren.

SarcasticNymph June 20, 2011 at 1:18 am

You rang, m'dear?

el_chupacabra June 17, 2011 at 10:55 am

Seriously. My previous fuckwit Alderman stuck his name on every-fucking-thing. alley signs. road barricades. Alderman Schulterman says LOOK OUT FOR THE SLOW CHILDREN. Fuck that guy.

Egregious644 June 17, 2011 at 10:59 am

Cermak doesn't count. He was assassinated– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Cermak#Assassi

Chet Kincaid June 17, 2011 at 11:09 am

The Reagan Sharia Cake Bakery and Central American Arms Repository.

Pragmatist2 June 17, 2011 at 11:11 am

Do you know how many jobs this will cost?

El Pinche June 17, 2011 at 11:12 am

I love cruising with windows rolled down on the Clenis Highway.

genxr June 17, 2011 at 11:13 am

The floor recognizes Senator No Parking from the Great State of New York.

UpFistTroll June 17, 2011 at 11:25 am

You forget that in their fucked up little fascist world, that was a big win for the First Amendment, because Money equals Speech, therefore More Money = Greater Right to Speak.

Doktor Zoom June 17, 2011 at 1:20 pm

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, my corporation is free at last!

ChapterUndVerse June 18, 2011 at 2:25 am

Corporations shall be free when politicians are all paid for! Which may be sooner than we think.

Noman June 17, 2011 at 11:32 am

Is being a Snarkpoliceman one of those high-paying Green jobs Obama promised?

Don't worry, I won't harm anyone like that obsessed, Bush-hating liberal Jared Lee did.

UpFistTroll June 17, 2011 at 11:33 am

Wait, I always thought the "George W. Bush Library" was some sort of bar where they also sold cocaine under the table.

Come here a minute June 17, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Unfortunately there's no way to express it in writing, but the correct pronunciation of that institution's name requires speaking the word "library" sarcastically.

Chet Kincaid June 17, 2011 at 11:42 am

Do they still make highway signs in prison? That would be poetic justice for Governor Dondi-Hair.

mrblifil June 17, 2011 at 11:47 am

Fuck yeah. And we know poopers. This is a poop blog after all.

Preferred Customer June 17, 2011 at 11:55 am

I will thank you not to call to mind Weiner's vein again, for now I have to go find some mental bleach.

Buckminster June 17, 2011 at 12:41 pm

Every public sanitation/sewer facility should be named after a politician.

donner_froh June 17, 2011 at 1:25 pm

Quinn said during bill signing ceremony at the Cermak Toll Plaza on Interstate 294, which used to display Blagojevich’s name.

Which is now known as the Governor Pat Quinn Toll Plaza at Cermak Road.

Noman June 17, 2011 at 7:59 pm

Seriously, I'm wondering who the Dems will run for President in 2012 since it's obvious if they stick with Dear Leader, they'll experience even greater losses than they did in November, 2010.

Tommmcattt June 17, 2011 at 8:05 pm

Well that settles it: if you think what you just said is true you are a complete idiot. A six-year-old child can see which way the wind is blowing for the Republicans come 2012.

Turn off the computer and let the intelligent adults talk. Maybe if you turn on Hannity he'll tell you what you want to hear some more.

Fool.

Noman June 17, 2011 at 8:46 pm

I'm delighted I was able to provide you an opportunity to remind us of the extreme arrogance and elitism which pervades the libunatic community.

Tommmcattt June 17, 2011 at 8:57 pm

Yep. It's hard not to patronize and look down on people who can't tell a lie from the truth. I firmly believe that I am better than you, that's also true…and obvious to any unbiased observer. So if by elitist you mean "better spoken and of superior intelligence" it's the only true thing you've said all day.

But you're used to it, I'm sure. I mean, you can barely string two words together unless you're quoting some pundit hack, am I right? People must look down on you all the time.

Enjoy the next few years of Conservative decline. People are on to you.

Noman June 17, 2011 at 9:10 pm

"I firmly believe that I am better than you, that's also true…and obvious to any unbiased observer. "

Most libuantics have similarly overdeveloped egos, so you aren't alone in your insecurity.

I don't judge people as much as you do. I feel more of a kinship to my fellow humans; I seek to find the worth and goodness in everyone rather than to harp on some petty comparison.

Try it some time, you might like it.

FWIW, I don't listen to or watch political pundits.

Noman June 17, 2011 at 9:44 pm

CNBC: How Miserable? Index Says the Worst in 28 Years
When it comes to measuring the combination of unemployment and inflation, it doesn’t get much more miserable than this.

In fact, misery, as measured in the unofficial Misery Index that simply totals the unemployment and inflation rates, is at a 28-year high, reflective of how weak the economic recovery has been and how far there is to go.

The index, first compiled during the soaring inflation days of the 1970s by economist Arthur Okun, is registering a nausea-inducing 12.7—9.1 percent for unemployment and 3.6 percent for annualized inflation—a number not seen since 1983. The index has been above 10 since November 2009 and had been under double-digits from June 1993 through May 2008.

The good news, of course, is that the Fed-led Paul Volcker embarked on a highly successful inflation-slaying campaign that brought the level of misery down sharply through the rest of the ’80s recovery decade.

The bad news, of course, is all the bad news.

(don't forget to thank Dear Leader)

Noman June 17, 2011 at 9:52 pm

NPR:

Liberal Bloggers: Obama 'Not Our Boyfriend Anymore

President Obama took his licks from progressives who are meeting in Minneapolis at the Netroots Nation Convention, the annual gathering of liberal bloggers and other social media activists.

The panel that drew one of the biggest crowds at Netroots Nation so far was called "What To Do When The President's Just Not That Into You."

"It's like the president's not our boyfriend anymore," Joan McCarter, an editor at the Daily Kos website, said during the discussion.

John Aravosis, another panelist, who blogs about gay-rights issues on AMERICAblog, reminisced about the heady early days of the left's relationship with Obama.

"I honest to God thought I was voting for these guys and that it was going to be the first time in my lifetime that I'm finally in a position of power, where I could be working with the White House on a regular basis, saying, 'OK what could we do this year on gay stuff?' Wouldn't it be cool, oh, 'Don't ask, don't tell,' this is great.' "

But panelists agreed that it hasn't turned out so well for progressives on overhauling health care or financial systems or the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq and a host of other issues.

SarcasticNymph June 20, 2011 at 1:17 am

Ozymandias might agree with you, Grief.

UpFistTroll June 17, 2011 at 11:23 am

Weak troll is weak.

HuddledMass June 17, 2011 at 12:11 pm

The bug made a funny! Must have copied-and-pasted….

Noman June 17, 2011 at 1:30 pm

I'll make it easy for you to determine if that was copied-and-pasted:
http://tinyurl.com/6c9awpx

Noman June 17, 2011 at 2:03 pm

hahahaha

kinda quiet…..

Tommmcattt June 17, 2011 at 10:02 pm

Oh bullshit. I do judge you, and your entire mouth-breathing tribe. You'd let a child starve in the street rather than make Donald Trump pay a red cent more in taxes, and I'm sure you'd have a thing or two to say about the fact that my boyfriend and I would like legal marriage rights, so don't play at feeling "kinship" or trying to find "worth" in others. That is plain bullshit.

Yeah, I am judgmental towards you, because the philosophy you espouse is evil, discriminatory, based on lies, and not consistent with real American values.

But it's useless going back-and-forth with you; doesn't work and annoys the pig, right? Fuck you very much, and here's hoping you don't get the government you so richly deserve.

Noman June 18, 2011 at 4:20 pm

What an angry angry person we are.

You project a lot onto others. Where have I commented about gay marriage? I'm fascinated by your perspective. I'll discuss it with my homosexual adult child.

Are we displacing unresolved anger from daddy or mommy or both?

Tommmcattt June 18, 2011 at 5:18 pm

Is that really the best you can do? No wonder the Republican field is so weak.Sent from my iPad

Noman June 18, 2011 at 5:20 pm

Ah, you deserve the best? Not from me.

"No wonder the Republican field is so weak."

Psssst…I'm not a candidate for any public office.

You still haven't said if it is mommy or daddy or both at whom you are still angry.

Noman June 18, 2011 at 5:31 pm

Keep in mind that it was you who turned our exchange personal and hostile.

Does that tell you something about yourself?

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