Nervous about his declining ratings at his terrible radio show, mouthy maggot sack Rush Limbaugh will not lose the chance to squeeze a few dollars from the shrinking Social Security checks of the tea party patriots out there who will buy anything with an American flag and a fat white man on the label. So here is Real America’s disgusting new Rush Limbaugh iced tea product, “Two If By Tea,” a clever name that took the same -1.6 seconds of thought that Rush puts into all his words. For the last $23.76 you have in the world (and only that), Rush will send you a case of iced tea maimed with the image of his outsized ego. These bottles that he encourages you not to recycle will cost you actual money, unlike those government-issued lattes the socialists are drinking.
The product website is filled with rollover icons providing history lessons about the American Founding copy-pasted from Wikipedia pages about the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence. Wikipedia is for LIBRULS, however, so no one is required to read those. Tea Party rules require you to ask Sarah Palin to write any American history on your websites, in Tea Party language (Martian). Why is Rush talking about American history so much? Is that for sale also, on this website?
Rush also tells readers why he wants to sell the most literal tie-in product any greedy opportunist ever wasted two seconds dreaming up, and yet in typical fashion, the way in which he tells it is guaranteed to haunt everyone’s nightmares:
On Rush and Kathryn’s wedding night, Kathryn said to him – “Rush, why don’t you put your mug on a tea beverage dressed up in colonial costume including a wig with a bow and a tricorn hat, riding a frightened-horse, holding a bottle of tea with an American flag on it?” As she was pouring over historical poems and references in her galloping mind, Kathryn said, “We should call it Two If By Tea™!” Rush said, “Ok!”
This is what Tea Party Americans like Rush discuss on their wedding nights, their cross-dressing fetish role-play fantasies involving terrified animals and flag poles and capitalism. There is some part of Rush Limbaugh that thinks sharing these grammatically bombed-out sentences will entice his readers to buy a dark brown bottled liquid with a picture of his sex fantasy on the front of it, which is why he loves America so much. [TwoIfByTea.com]
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It should include bells and fire a warning shot when you open it.
Or it should only be sold to people who first fire at the sales clerk, so that the clerk knows that he cannot take away their guns or freedom.
He may confuse his target audience by having puns based on actual history rather than a general feeling
It should definitely shoot whoever buys it.
I can't wait for Duh Guv'Nor's endorsement !
That fat sack of catshit will have to pay her. The Snowbilly Grifter doesn't give endorsements for free.
Hey, I have to scoop catshit daily, and let me tell you, it finds that metaphor insulting!
Her Griftiness is unlikely to endorse — Rush is sticking with the lamestream media version (aka the actual facts) of Revere's ride:
http://www.twoifbytea.com/about.php
Note the amusing-only-to-teabaggers riff on Revere's warning: "The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming!" He also touts the "unique American experience" of signing an endorsement contract, which reminded him of "the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution." Et cetera, ad nauseam.
Twoifbytea?
Tastes like #2.
That would be 'Two if by Poo'. But 'pee' rhymes with 'tea'. Poo if by Pee!!
I bet it tastes like Kool-aid.
You betcha!
I'll bet it IS Kool-aid.
Mixed up by Jimmy Jones Enterprises (Guyana).
Will there be a little bell dangling from each bottle, as well as a sticker reading "You Redcoat statists can have our guns when you pry them from our cold, dead fingers?"
No, there will be a infinitesimal but of course lifesize version of Rush's "teabag" dangling from each bottle for the hoveround crowd to play with for that "extra flavor" dip they are named after.
Actually, I thought it came with an enslaved person who delivered the tea to you while you sat on the verandah with Mamie and despaired over the state of the nation.
THAT'S why it's so expensive. STATE'S RIGHTS MEAN OWNING PPL BITCHEZ
You know it's a fantasy because Rush can fit on a horse.
"Mmm, horse…."
*nom-nom-nom*
If it was Rush's fantasy, he would be getting pegged by the Horse.
What about a Clydesdale for each ass cheek?
Oxycontin is the active ingredient.
Then I want some… if just to deal with the shit they're doing.
Oxcycontin and hate!
Is Mrs Rush into the Oxy too?
Oxy, herion, coke, draino, whatever it takes so she can forget what she has to go to bed with.
I believe the beard gets to sleep in her own wing of the mansion.
And there's a little bit of Rush in every bottle!
Like the VCR head cleaner? That WOULD explain dittohead.
That is a truly disgusting image.
Not when you imagine his body chopped up and eventually flushed down a million toilets, it is actually fine.
Just in time!
El Fathead markets a product to wash down your fecesburgers with.
~
Two if by Tea — the perfect beverage to wash down Mitt Romney's Raise-the-Roofies.
I wish that Mittens would teach Rush how to be unemployed like he is.
The secret ingredient is OxyContin.
I'd have guessed spooge felched out of a Dominican under-age rent-boy's tight little butt.
Rush Limbaugh is making tea? Somebody needs to warn the British.
They'd be better off drinking a nice tall glass of Shut The Fuck Up.
Okay, I have a Venti Shut The Fuck Up. Would you like that Hot or Iced?
I'm betting the bride chugged 2 bottles of Tequila, took 2 Valium, passed out, and when she woke up, spent 2 days in the shower trying to wash the slime away. Ewww gross.
And then she spent a couple of hours rolled in a fetal ball and then it occurred to her: "All I have to do is wait for the whale to fucking die." And from that point on, she just grinned somewhat maniacally and made very sure Rusty had plenty of red meat and freedom fries whenever the mood struck him. Lots of butter and salt and plenty of snacks all at arms reach. She took up fine cooking and baking, and made creme brulees that would bring tears to a mortals eyes. And she bided her time.
Does anyone know what rhymes with tea?
Patsy?
Teepee?
Oxy?
FAT FUCK(e)
The Knights Who Say "Nee!"?
Whee?
Pee
Glee?
Still waiting on the Rush Limbaugh combo Weight Loss/Laxative™
Rush looks like he's lost a few pounds. Now that he's tamed the "big fat" part when will he start working on the "idiot" part?
Never?
Al Franken is still waiting for Rush to thank him for that incentive.
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We were all reminded of the blessings bestowed upon our country by our Founders and the Constitution, who fought to create and safeguard the fundamental values of a free society, knowing that it was limited government and belief in the greatness of the American people that established the concept of American Exceptionalism.
I thought only Jebus could bestow blessings. I'm confused.
And the American People of that era – weren't they just the refuse of the British Empire? How fucking exceptional was that!
Wretched refuse included religious fanatics, homeless and poor, criminals, minor nobles not held in very high regard by the monarchy, etc.
Duh! Jesus wrote the Constitution.
In six days.
Rosie is the only "woman" who's ever truly loved him.
Viagra and Oxycotin with every serving!
Naw, that would cost money. It's probably Arizona tap water with brown food coloring.
As soon as Arizona shuts down those commie-socialist water treatment plants, they can save money on the coloring.
Then it will look as bad as it tastes. No kidding, it's horrible.
Mmmmmmm, all racisty and full of corn sugar!
what do we think 'galloping mind' means, exactly?
"Why is Rush talking about American history so much?"
Because when it comes to revising History, Rush is like a DeLorean loaded with a Flux Capacitor.
that looks like really crappy tea.
It's the contents of Rush's catheter bag.
Poo if by pee.
I now know it's possible to vomit and laugh at the same time.
So you've tasted it already!
I bet the horse was frighten when it saw Rush's big fat ass.
Tea is just gay [spit!] He should market his own dip. Mebbe he can call it "Ditto Dip". You're welcome, Rush!
Have yerself a big ole plug of RedstateMan.
… Close the Public Skoals…
Huh? You smell fishy. You ain't pullin' my leg, are ya? I avowed never to git fooled agin after I found out Colbert was a secret libral!!!11!11!
Chew
Male Pouch
Teat yourself to the breast
The Slogan: "One Bottle is all you need to get that Dominican Boy ready for anything!"
Ah, the ol' roofie colada.
You're going to force me to relive reading this article about it but I can't help it, Lionel Hutz getting persuaded to consume a bottle of bourbon in court by the bourbon is just too damn persuasive.
Okay, so back when I was first reading about politics, the Dominican/Viagra incident occured…which is well known. But, what isn't well known is when asked about the trip, Limpballs said with a very satisfied voice that he had "a good time" OMG, the PTSD! It's too PAINFUL! I'm going to go and see if I can somehow wash that memory away, you bastard!
Because there's no greater hucksterism — apart from the Civil War Chess Set™. George Carlin said "If you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before, some schmuck will buy it from you."
Shouldn't he be dressed in scarlet? The Brit's owned the tea after all.
As she was pouring over historical poems and references in her galloping mind, Kathryn said, “We should call it Two If By Tea™!
Poring. Learn to write English properly, you stupid fuck.
On the other hand, she's fucking BRILLIANT, eh?
Is that an ad hominem attack?
No … tea libel.
Looks like she's fucking a moron.
At least Rush is honest in admitting not much else happened on his wedding night. Or any other night, for that matter.
Don't be too hard on Rush. He probably snorted so much Oxy to get through it that he is lucky he remembers his beard' s name.
I'm hoping she agreed to marry him only if he promised never to touch her.
You know who else sold tea to Americans before he was violently overthrown?
Earl Grey?
Manuel Noriega? Oh, wait. That was coke.
Don't bring George W. Bush into this.
Saddam Hussein? Oh, wait. That was oil.
Don Meredith?
James Lipton?
Gabby Giffords?
Wilford Brimely?
James Lipton?
Juan Valdez on the sly?
Call it what you will, it stills tastes like piss.
If Rush wants to be literal and tie in with the historical Boston Tea Party, shouldn't he sell actual tea? If he's going to sell iced tea instead (and probably that super-sweetened crap variety), he at least shouldn't call it just "tea", which is just plain stupid and wrong. Just like everything else the fat fuck says.
How are you supposed to get the diabetes from plain old "actual tea"? If there's no high-fructose corn syrup, then there's nothing worth drinking.
just plain stupid and wrong
You just summed up everything about Rush in a single phrase.
Fat, dumb and stoned is no way to go through life, son.
Well except the hyper-obesity, drug addiction and Dominican rentboys.
Is the Oxycontin already mixed in, or do you have to add it separately?
More importantly, will drinking this make me attractive to Thai ladyboys? I'm assuming that Rush has tested the formula extensively.
From one post devoted entirely to shit to another post entirely about a person who's full of shit. Well done, Kirsten!
Tea..schmee..fat, hate filled, racist fuck is a hate filled, fat racist. Suck that down, asshole.
Nah. Is it a brand of paper product, like zee?
As Mad Magazine once pointed out, The American revolution was sparked by patriots who threw British tea into Boston Harbor and switched to coffee. Tea is a well known weak beverage drunk in Socialist countries like China, Russia and England. Coffee is strong and allows you to get things done.
So, is Rush coming out of the closet in another way? Or is this just his version of "Pennyroyal Tea."
that was actually from Cvltvre made Stupid (p16)
Now available online: http://www.scribd.com/doc/14623519/Cvltvre-Made-S...
Damn it, you are right! Great book (along with Science made Stupid), which are both, sadly, long out of print (and my version is starting to show its 20 some years).
Multiple fisting to you sir!
Do. NOT. want.
Ditto…
That's one motherfucking ice tea black people won't be asking for more of.
"Today's special is Japanese Shit Burger served with Rush Ass Tea."
I love the label, though. Rush's head is bigger than the horse. Besides, I can't image any horse being able to withstand Limpball's weight in real life.
I bet it's Ganges river water.
remember years ago when these white-trash hicks came up with "Freedom Ketchup" or whatever because Heinz profits (of course) go to the uber-liberal John Kerry….
"mouthy maggot sack"
Nicely done, Kirsten. You are settling in here very well. Now, please get yourself an IntenselyDebatable account and hop in the crazy pool with us. Then we can get to fist you with our thanks.
And we can raise her P-ness… oh… wait…
As much as will stay in solution, of course.
"Mouthy maggot sack" is right out of the Wonkette Manual of Style. Delightful!
What was it that Jim used to describe a certain politician? Something about a rubber glove of duck jizz?
Gawd, how I do miss that Jim. (There's plenty of room in the pond, Kirsten!)
Good ol' Newell.
The readership over at Gawker don't love him like we do.
All of it, Katie.
This shit is not nearly macho enough for Rush's insecure-masculinity demographic.
I was pondering what might have gotten Kathryn to thinking about teabags on their wedding night when it dawned on me.
Now please excuse me…I have an appointment for an elective lobotomy.
Try the Rush-flavored variety — it's the best!
i'm curious as to why a "frightened-horse" is integral to rush's poor wife's brainstorm. i guess she understood that fear, greed and oxycontin haze are the only "emotions" rush can access, and "greedy-horse" or "stoned-horse" wouldn't make a lot of sense so what the hell, just make the horse scared? yeah, sure, why not, this tea is going to be super shitty anyway so who cares.
If you had to carry Rush around, wouldn't you be a tiny bit nervous?
You know damn well it's really just taint sweat with HFCS. Pity the fool who has to harvest the foul brew.
"Sex Panther Iced Tea- 60% of the time, it gives you diabetes every time"
Stay classy, jj!
Hey, as a tea-drinking diabetic, I'll say what I like.
Rush is getting short on money? I hope he realizes that he has to pass a drug test before he can get welfare in Florida.
I am personally offended that this piece of shit would appropriate the legacy of one of our countries heroes. I hope he eventually is relegated to hiding is bloated frame in Florida and as a country we collectively shun him.
If it makes you feel better, the Arizona Twatwaffle is probably drawing up an infringement lawsuit as we write.
Paul Revere's legacy is hers to defile! Hers!
Wait, this probably doesn't make you feel better. Sorry.
Please don't make us take full credit for her, she just got here. Can't you call her the AK/AZ Twatwaffle? Thank you.
Point taken.
I just hope to never have to call her the Michigan Twatwaffle {shudder}.
If you're offended, you can now sue him in Tennessee.
Unclear of what the actual Tea Party was I guess… it was a protest AGAINST tea, Rush.…
(and the taxes too, also)
You couldn't have priced it at $17.76 and made me spontaneously orgasm in teabagger delight, could you, you jackhole? You had to get that extra 6 bucks, huh?
"Two if by Tea" would make a bit more sense if the tea came packaged in units of two (for instance, inside a pair of hollow TruckNutz, accompanied by an appropriately-sized straw).
Incidentally, thank you very much, it's "poring," not "pouring." This revolting bedroom scene is cringe-worthy enough already without your having to introduce the hint of anything liquid into it.
Hmmm. I see that we're working on a menu, here.
Kirsten's introduction included a Taco. So far today, we have had Fecesburgers and Tea. And Weiners!
Are we opening a Wonkette restaurant? Where is Arielle when we need her?
Arielle left with Dignity.
And a bag of freedom fries.
Oh how I wish sometimes that them colonists had thrown that other great product of the British Empire into Boston Harbor that night. Opium.
Is it true blacks are only allowed to drink 3/5 of a can?
$23.76? Shouldn't that be $17.76? Rush squirts a little pee pee in every bottle so that must explain the extra 6 bucks.
Two if by Tea? What, does it also have a laxative?
$50 Rush is just pissing in some empty bottles of cough medicine
Tastes like piss compared to Bill O'Reilly's® Mother-Fucking Iced Tea™. The black light label has Bill-O, a naked Nubian waitress and a panther.
"TWO IF BY TEA™
ORIGINAL SWEET TEA
Nothing fancy here, just the simple pursuit of excellence in a traditional black tea. Harness the pure flavor of tea without an overpowering taste of pretentiousness! You can proudly sip this tea without worrying about all the politically correct ingredients."
—
Is Rush saying he uses politically correct ingredients? That will poison any teapeeps who drink it.
Black Tea…Black Tea? This is probably as close as Rush is going to get to Racial Transcendence.
How fat was he? He was so fat when he stumbled the record skipped, at the radio station. How fat was he? He was so fat that when he sat on a rainbow, Skittles came out. How fat was he? He was so fat, the alligator on his shirt was real. How fat was he? He was so fat, smaller fat guys orbit around him. How fat was he? He's so fat, when he gets on an elevator it has to go down. How fat was he? He was so fat he was born with a silver shovel in his mouth. How fat was he? He was so fat that when he cut himself shaving grease squirted out. How fat was he? He was so fat… He was so fat… Oh, shit… I made myself sick. I better stop now. Peace… God bless…
Very nice – just a fine tune though…
He was so fat, Glen Beck orbits around him.
Cum And Greedily Guzzle this Corpulent Swine Swill ! You Can't Get Enough Because it's Heavily Double Packed with Pudgy Porcine Hog Fat Pig Flavored Bacon Juiciness !
Six dollars too much.
Also: wither Snapple? I remember, when I was knee high to a power forward, & listening to Rush (in the pre-total-derangement, i.e. pre-Clinton/"America Held Hostage" years), he always shilled for Snapple. What happened?
Whoa!!! Shouldn't the price be $17.76? What's the meaning of 2376? is that when the Rushbots will all die from the effects of global warming?
It's a backhanded compliment to that old Zager & Evans chestnut "In the Year 2525"
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell all lies
Every Honduran boy who's thing with which you play
Is 'cuz of the blue pill you took today
I would buy this tea, but Michael Vartan made me send all of my money to PETA.
The label depicts Schooner ships adrift in cornfields in the midwest.
Perfect metaphor for the Tea/Cornsyrup Party…
Those are prairie schooners.
Rush strikes me, moreso than almost anybody else I can think of, as somebody who would have been squarely on the side of the Crown in the Revolutionary war. That being said, Two Balls if By Teabag.
"Two if by Tea"? I'd rather drink Billy Beer.
Good. I hope he sells it by the carload. I have completely run out of sympathy for his listeners. Yes, his ilk sell fear, and I could feel sorry for frightened people, but they also sell hate, and I just can't feel sorry for people who so easily hate and believe evil of other people.
The more money he gets for his bottled outhouse drainage, the less they have to send to actual candidates.
Scrofulous comes to mind. Along with some other equally nasty wishes.
…her galloping mind"? Pony play with Pudge Boy? So she's the frightened horse! Some wedding night, all right. Reading poems and history ("How I Found My Penis", "Oxy in Modern American Thought" and "Itsy Bitsy Spider") to put off the inevitable nuptial disappointment. Didn't Sting play the reception for $$ million? Or was that Kenny G? Anyway, sorry lady, your product name is stupid. Please try again, perhaps "Rush's American Mayo Collection"?
Almost $2 a bottle? Nope, I'll pass.
I have a case on the way so I can pour it out, refill the bottles and return it for a full refund.
Does anybody know how many drops of which food color, when mixed with yellow, will yield a nice tea-like appearance?
FD&C Shit Brown #5 – 1 pint.
Aw, it's $23.75 for a botlle of Jim Beam Black, sorry fuckface.
So, can we have a tea party, protesting taxes and having a black president, throw Rush overboard?
How is this different from, say, Faygo? And how long before Rush starts painting his face?
http://juggalogathering.com/perform.htm
Actually, Fatshit's description of Paul Revere's ride on the website is pretty amusing given the defense of Snowbilly's "interpretation"…
Do count me in when everyone gathers at ye olde harbour to dump this crap over the side.
Guys, if teatards understood why it was idiotic to cosplay as Paul Revere while hawking corn syrup flavored after British oppression-juice, they probably would have named their movementburger something else in the first place.
Let's be honest, expecting historical literacy or coherence from the target market for anything Rushbo's selling is just as big a fool's errand as driving Lou Sarah's freedumb bus is in literal terms.
If you buy that product, it's official that you are an asshole. And easily duped.
Lookin at that logo – do you know who else was a short-fingered vulgarian?
Benny Hill?
Chuy?
Billy Barty?
Dom DeLuise?
Mr Spock?
Oh, I'm sorry…you said *Vulgarian*
Karl Rove!
Know what's unpatriotic about tea?
Its grown in foreign countries, even some muslim countries.
But I guess American capitalism knows no exceptionalism to making monies.
Rush I've read your tea leaves and I see failure in your tea futures.
A case of this crap is more expensive than a case of any domestic beer (Bud, Miller, Coors, etc) – and somehow tastes even worse.
Very good, Grasshopper. Now, when you can snatch this non-biodegradable bottle from my hand it will be time for you to leave.
Made special for the Dominican teenage boy market.
I'll try one of them once they get to the Dollar Store and give a review. Should be in about 3 months.
My local Dollar Store is loaded with Christianista and Teabagger goods, too. I once gathered a basketful of them and awarded it as the booby prize at my Democratic club's holiday party.
If you ever wondered what kind of woman would marry Rush Limbaugh, the answer is: someone who would sit around on her wedding night figuring out how to part rubes from their money.
WIN.
Perfect!
Just waiting for Rusty to slip this mortal coil. She may not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but one of these days, he will stroke out or go into atrial fibrillation and flop over and she will have the money and the house. It may take years and a staff of 50 to scrub the Rusty off, but she will have it free and clear.
She's just learnin' the Family Biz, after all. Fleecing the Rubes.
Oh, BTW – WIN
Contains "traditional black tea … without an overpowering taste of pretentiousness." None of that uppity Kenyan blend.
Can much of Rush's listening audience even afford this at this point? Even with the people greeter job at Wal-Mart supplementing the meager Social Security checks, I don't think there's a lot of disposable income, really.
I tried it. It's not bad. I enjoyed the lard flavoring.
This is even more Teabagger than I first realized. I mean, a miserly 24 cent discount for buying a case? That sounds about right.
Any "Santorum" flavoured tea, or does all of it taste like Santorum?
What about his other flavors?
Oxycontin Orangemania!
Dominican Republic Boy Blue Coconut !
I Hate Niggers Darjeeling
He didn't go with Conservapedia? At least they're Palin accurate.
I thought "horse" stopped being a euphemism for opiate abuse back in the 1950's… I think I'll stick with William S. Burroughs "Four if by I.V." Tangiers Tea myself, both horse and tea-wise.
“Rush, why don’t you put your mug on a tea beverage dressed up in colonial costume including a wig with a bow and a tricorn hat, riding a frightened-horse, holding a bottle of tea with an American flag on it?”
That, my friends would have to be one hell of a stout legged horse.
He would've parked his horse around the corner. I never believed that story anyway — Rush's ass has to be the healthiest part of his anatomy.
I don't know. He pulls so much out of it that it has to be in sad shape by now.
Oh dear. The photoshoppers have forgotten to shrink down Rush's head with the rest of his body.
No. No they haven't.
No, in fact, they didn't.
cripes, even Mush can can befoul something as wholesome as tea.
bastard
why can't he endorse caskets or toilet paper?
That made me picture his casket with a roll of toilet paper attached, for convenience.
To be fair, it is sweet tea, a purely southern concoction which is itself pretty foul.
I thought it was that he had asked his "wife" to do a number 2 on his t-shirt.
I hope Elton wore this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lilZb_9MMHQ
(Best 5 minutes you'll spend this week.)
They wanted to make sure you got the "Two" idea by creating a logo with two horses' asses.
Boss BlunderRush: I looked at your TeaBagging website. Isn't it illegal to use the American flag in an advertisement?
Or can we settle for just in extremely poor taste?
Rush has, at times, tempted me to drink, but certainly not tea.
Smart of him to make it cost $23.76, as we all know that 2376 is an important date in galactic history: the first year of rebuilding after the devastating Dominion War.
If Rush has mastered the science of psychohistory, we are all in trouble.
"The liberal bias of the mainstream media tilts so far left that any outlets not in that political lane, like the Drudge Report and Fox News Channel, look far more conservative than they really are, according to a UCLA professor's new book out next month."
http://www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whisp...
Hmm, that's even more full of crap than El Lardbo.
" El Lardbo"
What does the Firs' Ho have to do with this?
It's spelled "Furs Ho" and that's no way to speak about Callisa Gingrich.
Considering that the mainstream media has a heavy right-wing bias, the first three words show that whoever wrote that has no clue what they are talking about.
Also, what the fuck does that have to do wit the fat, drug addicted pedophile's stupid tea? You're just trolling with random off-topics link now?
it will as long as it keeps getting attention.
But really, it's got a point. I mean, Hitler, Hirohito and Mussolini really got a bum rap; they came off as WAY more conservative than they really were thanks to the extreme liberal bias of FDR and Churchill.
I'm going to write my own book about how UCLA political science professors named Tim Groseclose are biased to the right and also like to fuck horses.
"So here is Real America’s disgusting new Rush Limbaugh iced tea product, 'Two If By Tea,' a clever name that took the same -1.6 seconds of thought that Rush puts into all his words."
And, apparently, the same 1.6 seconds he put into his wedding night.
The really industrious ones rent out rides on their Medicare-paid Hoverounds.
Give me your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to drink tea at $23.76 per case.
Which one…? I'm setting you up; take the bait.
King George III – Inbred and porphyritic —
**buzz** No, the correct answer was "All of them, Katie."
Doh! Btw…doesn't King George – Inbred and Porphyritic kind of roll off the tongue like Sarah -Plain and Tall?
The tea goes great with a handful of Oxycontin.
A perpetual spit-take in every can.
is that horses eyes bugged completely out of it’s head?
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