FAREWELL MY WEINER  11:25 am June 16, 2011

Beloved Weiner-Twitterer Anthony Weiner Resigns From Congress

by Wonkette Jr.

This is a real thing, made by Glenn Beck, several years ago.Anthony Weiner is crazy for girls and crazy for Twitter, two things that do not go well together, especially when you’re a married congressman who can’t stop taking pictures of your dick and sending them to the entire Internet. So, after who knows how many weeks of Weinergate, Anthony Weiner is resigning from Congress. We’re betting those voters from his district who originally said, “Eh, let’s keep him, he’s good at going on teevee and talking about himself,” eventually changed over to, “Oh for god’s sake, quit already, and keep it in your pants for a while, iPhone sex creep.” Even Barack Obama took a moment from authorizing the bombing of all other countries to say, “Hey, Weiner? You are now officially messing with my business, which is shaking liberal millionaires down for campaign contributions. Get lost.” Good-bye, Anthony Weiner, history’s first Twitter-Congress casualty.

How things have changed in our dumb world! Just a few years ago, Wonkette was writing about another congressman who loved the intersection of technology and jacking off: Mark Foley. Do you know what Foley used to seduce his younglings? Some ancient technology called “AOL Instant Messenger.” Nobody today even remembers how it worked, but ancient cached Google pages suggest you connected “Windows 95″ to a pager (?) and then somehow suggested the existence of your genitals without a Smart Phone, amazingly. Also, Mark Foley resigned pretty much as soon as he was caught. And, you know, Foley was actually a closeted gay who was sort of known as being gay and wasn’t that big of a jerk, as a human. What we mean is, for all the mockery directed at Mark Foley and his AIM chats with younger gentlemens, he didn’t lie to the whole Earth for a month and bring immense shame to a wife and unborn child.

Speaking of wives, it seems Weiner’s pregnant wife is the one who “allowed” him to resign. Hahaha we bet she is going to “allow” him to do some other stuff, too, like agree to whatever divorce/alimony/child support plan her lawyers come up with, no arguments allowed, no replies on Twitter.

Good-bye, Weiner! Thanks for the lulz! [Los Angeles Times]

 

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nounverb911 June 16, 2011 at 11:28 am

It’s all Alexander Graham Bell’s fault for inventing the Blackberry in the first place.

mrpuma2u June 16, 2011 at 11:46 am

Yeah he ruined everything when he made the first text to Watson, which we all of course remember was LOL.

HistoriCat June 16, 2011 at 11:52 am

"Watson come here – I need you" … kinda says it all.

MLHencken June 16, 2011 at 12:41 pm

@Bell_Man just became the Mayor of Your_Mom on FourSquare!

nounverb911 June 16, 2011 at 11:28 am

Weiner is such a weiner!

orygoon June 16, 2011 at 11:28 am

Now he can be a lobbyist for all things sexytime.

nounverb911 June 16, 2011 at 11:29 am

Or Mayor of New York.

MLHencken June 16, 2011 at 12:43 pm

Or Eliot Spitzer's new co-host. Show title suggestions, please.

BlueMonkeh June 16, 2011 at 1:16 pm

Don't even have to be creative:

Weiner Spitzer

done.

Chillwaver June 16, 2011 at 11:29 am

Hopefully this also means the end of the once-funny wiener jokes.

FNMA June 16, 2011 at 11:33 am

At last count, there were seven Johnsons in Congress.
I like those odds.

SorosBot June 16, 2011 at 11:36 am

Last year there was a Cox running, but he lost.

Trollina Dumbass June 16, 2011 at 11:55 am

Running Cox should really be examined by a doctor.

Barb June 16, 2011 at 11:32 am

Anthony, sit back and take some time for your body hair to grow back and wait for the call from "Dancing With the Stars." Every dick makes it there eventually.

LiveToServeYa June 16, 2011 at 11:32 am

At least congress isn't going to demand that he be hung.

LabRodent June 16, 2011 at 11:33 am

ZING!!!!

Chet Kincaid June 16, 2011 at 11:54 am

Kudos to you, sir or madam, for finding a fresh witticism after all these years of Weiner chatter!

weejee June 16, 2011 at 11:33 am

Has Twitter's top twit finished twatting?

baconzgood June 16, 2011 at 11:34 am

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/

Tee-Hee

"Weiner Out"

axmxz June 16, 2011 at 11:37 am

These past few weeks, we've all gazed upon the Platonic form of Dick Jokes, and for that, we thank him.

PsycWench June 16, 2011 at 11:35 am

Headline "Obama Brushes Off Weiner"?

mrpuma2u June 16, 2011 at 11:47 am

Nice. What about Obama lets go of Weiner???

bagofmice June 16, 2011 at 12:05 pm

Weiner a no go for O.

sweetcommunist June 16, 2011 at 4:57 pm

"Weiner Pulls Out"

Monsieur_Grumpe June 16, 2011 at 11:35 am

Ain’t technology great? I wonder what will be the next new thing that congressmen will use to solicit their private parts to the public and ultimately embarrass themselves into resigning? Something in 3D no doubt.

BlueMonkeh June 16, 2011 at 1:22 pm

Did you see the 3D printer on Colbert? Possibilities are endless.

axmxz June 16, 2011 at 11:35 am

So long, Wiener! It's been swell, but the swelling has gone down.

Rotundo_ June 16, 2011 at 11:35 am

Pics of ones' pee-pee on twitter between consenting "adults" = resignation. Hiring out hookers to change poopy diapers and spank ones' spotty white bottom for being a "bad boy" = momentary distraction to senatorial career. I guess if you're considering juvenile sexual behavior, go for the gold (perhaps in several metaphorical senses) instead of just being dull.

nounverb911 June 16, 2011 at 11:38 am

No pictures on the interwebs.

genxr June 16, 2011 at 11:48 am

Thank heaven for little favors.

weejee June 16, 2011 at 11:57 am

Well when your base has shit for brains… just sayin'

occams8ball June 16, 2011 at 1:02 pm

a senate seat is fucking gold is what I heard.

BlueMonkeh June 16, 2011 at 1:24 pm

It's a GOP thing.

The bigger the hypocrisy, the better off the hypocrite, I guess.

BloviateMe June 16, 2011 at 11:36 am

Christ-a-mighty, I hope he actually did at least get laid, and we just don't know yet.

Lamest scandal EVER…if it weren't for his surname being what it is, it would have been yawn inducing.

LiveToServeYa June 16, 2011 at 11:36 am

And never underestimate the power of pr0n to drive technological development.

LabRodent June 16, 2011 at 11:36 am

ALOT

rambone June 16, 2011 at 11:37 am

Never has so much been lost for so little!

Oh wait, are we still in Iraq?

notreelyhelping June 16, 2011 at 11:37 am

If thy Weiner offend thee, cut it off. Or something.

axmxz June 16, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Don't worry, Huma's on it.

Geminisunmars June 16, 2011 at 12:14 pm

Pluck it out?

nounverb911 June 16, 2011 at 11:37 am

Elliot Spitzer needs a new partner for his show.

CZL June 16, 2011 at 11:44 am

Wiener-Spitzer? Ja, ich mag das!

Lucidamente1 June 16, 2011 at 11:38 am

I can't wait for his next appearance on The Daily Show.

DaRooster June 16, 2011 at 11:56 am

Fully clothed I hope…

SorosBot June 16, 2011 at 11:38 am

Too bad he didn't hire prostitutes to force him to wear diapers, then he'd be just fine.

DaRooster June 16, 2011 at 11:56 am

… from the Senate floor.

Doktor Zoom June 16, 2011 at 12:02 pm

No, that's only OK if you're a Republican.

DahBoner June 16, 2011 at 12:47 pm

IOKIYAR

CapeClod June 16, 2011 at 11:39 am

" Weiner succumbs to pressure and withdraws."

axmxz June 16, 2011 at 11:52 am

"Weiner succumbs to pressure, cries a river, and withdraws."

fixed

DaRooster June 16, 2011 at 11:57 am

Hey… stop peeking…

bagofmice June 16, 2011 at 12:09 pm

Weiner squeezed out?

el_donaldo June 16, 2011 at 11:40 am

If, after all of this, a few people will have learned the difference in spelling between Weiner and wiener, it will have all been worth it. Or possibly not.

Doktor Zoom June 16, 2011 at 11:50 am

Hah–dream on! We're Americans. We don't do spelling.

Weenus299 June 16, 2011 at 11:42 am

What was he so hacked off about?

BloviateMe June 16, 2011 at 11:42 am

There goes the "No More Weiner" website, and it's numerous but confused throng of militant lesbians.

PsycWench June 16, 2011 at 11:43 am

" What we mean is, for all the mockery directed at Mark Foley and his AIM chats with younger gentlemens, he didn’t lie to the whole Earth for a month and bring immense shame to a wife and unborn child."

For all the mockery directed at Anthony Weiner, he wasn't a pedophile who targeted boys who were in a clearly subservient position to him, and he didn't belong to a party that was dedicated to keeping gays marginalized as much as possible.

glamourdammerung June 16, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Also, the Foley child rape fiasco only had the GOP leadership not only aware of the issue, but actively covering it up. Then after it blew up saying things like how the children were "liberal plants". I wish I was making that up.

BlueMonkeh June 16, 2011 at 1:29 pm

Yeah – but that surely doesn't get attention.

Again – what Weiner did was piggish and stupid, neither of which is illegal.

Live boy, dead hooker rules should apply.

emmelemm June 16, 2011 at 1:06 pm

Gotta agree. I'm no fan of this Weiner nonsense (his poor wife), but it's pretty benign in the scheme of things.

JustPixelz June 16, 2011 at 9:06 pm

About Mark Foley … I got curious about similarities between Foley's AIM vs Wiener's tweets. According to the google, Foley waited until the young men finished their stint as pages (not subservient) and were over 18 (not pedo) before contacting them with sexual innuendo. It's slimy that he was scouting them while they were still underage, but he stayed on the legal side of those lines.

The consensual age and relationship boundaries serve some kind of social purpose, but we place such an amplified value on their meaning. Idealizing and infantilizing young women as fragile virgins though age 17 years, 11 months. Meanwhile, young men over 13 — especially of color — are objects of fear, and tried as adults.

In the office a compliment about appearance can be characterized as harrassment.. We say "please" and "thank you" and make decisions by consensus so everyone's voice can be heard. But "you look nice today" is off-limits.

I don't know what brought this on. Um, um … Wiener did a Palin today.

glamourdammerung June 16, 2011 at 9:57 pm

Actually, he did not wait until 18 in all cases, and should be in jail.

Mumbletypeg June 16, 2011 at 11:43 am

a married congressman who can’t stop taking pictures of your dick and sending them to the entire Internet.

It's curious how one cadre of power-mongers in office cater to legislating away any hint of 'risk' on behalf of their paranoid conserva-stituents. Public schools= risky; allow their teachers some autonomy in the classroom and union protection? Risky business.. The guns-and-religion mantra feeds the same risk-averse mentality and is reflected in the campaign messages of those courting the same sector.

Then you have the ones like Weiner? Can't get enough risk factor. It's like a drug. Substitute any other name of a similar high-profile contender for success who, instead of sensing his/her personal behavior could jeopardize all that had been worked for, rather pushes the envelope even more.

So one side is erecting all these safety-protections and risk-reducers while a different component of game player can't observe his own fellow Dongressman Chris Lee go down in flames without upping the frickin' ante on his own, wife and family included as collateral. Go figure; I can't.

SenileAgitation June 16, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Nicely put. And I suspect there isn't any math to match it.

Mumbletypeg June 16, 2011 at 1:06 pm

I realize it's a flawed connection I'm drawing — personal 'risk' vs. societal — but it reflects a dichotomy that just started bothering me.
Short-term solution, of course — to read through the hilarious comments surrounding this — has begun to improve my mood, thanks~

Gratuitous World June 16, 2011 at 11:43 am

i think it's time to name something else after beloved Hoosier, Harry Baals.

freakishlywrong June 16, 2011 at 11:43 am

Thank goodness! Now the Dems can go back to their razor sharp messaging about heartless, asshole conservatards.

/as if

Oblios_Cap June 16, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Maybe we can all hang out with Weiner when he's in town!

Weenus299 June 16, 2011 at 11:43 am

In the future, everyone will be a representative for more than four hours.

genxr June 16, 2011 at 11:50 am

I look forward to the swearing in ceremony where the entire Congressional freshman class recites the oath and then stick smartphones down their pants.

BaldarTFlagass June 16, 2011 at 11:43 am

Guess he's going to be able to spend plenty of time corresponding with his cyber-family.

An_Outhouse June 16, 2011 at 11:46 am

Will Weiner be joining Dick's Army?

bagofmice June 16, 2011 at 12:14 pm

If anything, Weiner's service will be in the Vagina Coast Guard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMXxMV67Ov4

genxr June 16, 2011 at 11:48 am

ACORN was implicated in a 1970s blacksploitation ring.

Fare la Volpe June 16, 2011 at 11:48 am

Their favorite guest will be Santorum.

mrpuma2u June 16, 2011 at 11:49 am

I hate to see Anthony Weiner go, but at the same time, jeebus fuxstix what the hell was he thinking? He is reaping the bitter harvest of acting really stupid.

HELisforHEL June 16, 2011 at 12:32 pm

This is what perplexes me. How is it that I, a suddenly becoming an olde person type getting lost in the technologies, can understand that YOU DON'T POST SEXYTIME PICS OF YOURSELF on the intertubes if you actually want to, you know, keep your family, your job, your dignity? What part of this is difficult to comprehend?

zhubajie June 16, 2011 at 7:52 pm

As I tell my students, we reward ourselves and punish ourselves.

Chillwaver June 16, 2011 at 11:50 am

He'll be know as "The Guy Who Brought Down Weiner." That's for by me.

SorosBot June 16, 2011 at 11:54 am

How about "the guy who went down on Weiner"?

LesBontemps June 16, 2011 at 12:08 pm

How 'bout "Weiner Slapper?" "Weiner Whacker?" Wait, I've got it — "Weiner Exposer Andrew Breitbart."

Chillwaver June 16, 2011 at 12:17 pm

That deserves an Urban Dictionary entry. "Wiener Pic Collector Andrew Breitbart" should be considered as well.

smokefilledroommate June 16, 2011 at 11:51 am

Can't wait for The Weiner Show on msnbc–debuting right after Hardball.

Papa_Uniform June 16, 2011 at 11:51 am

Now that the Dems have whacked Weiner's wiener, maybe we can get on with the real issues facing the country.

Naw.

CapeClod June 16, 2011 at 11:54 am

It seems that the Canadians are so outraged by this that they started rioting in Vancouver.

Oh, that wasn't about Weiner?

Fare la Volpe June 16, 2011 at 11:54 am

This is great news for Congressman Richard Picks.

EatsBabyDingos June 16, 2011 at 11:55 am

As an un-closeted Librul, will be be forced to go on Current TV like the Rethugs do Faux News? Will all 47 current Current subscribers be forced to watch?

Chet Kincaid June 16, 2011 at 11:56 am

I guess he doesn't plump when you cook him.™

axmxz June 16, 2011 at 11:57 am

Wieners are like boomerangs: send one out over the interwebs, and you'll find it up your own ass.

emmelemm June 16, 2011 at 1:08 pm

Nice.

SorosBot June 16, 2011 at 11:57 am

Good for him, to bad he is not a Republican he would have a sweet Fox News gig waiting for him been mostly ignored by the media, had his party rally around him, and safely remained in office.

Native_of_SL_UT June 16, 2011 at 11:57 am

Poor, sad, lonely Weiner.
I'm talking about mine. I don't give a shit about Anthony.

DaRooster June 16, 2011 at 11:59 am

Everybody Wang Chung tonight!

hagajim June 16, 2011 at 11:59 am

Did he write I QUIT on his weiner and twit it to Boner and Pelosi? That would be going out in style!

BaldarTFlagass June 16, 2011 at 12:06 pm

I QUIT is what it said when flaccid. When angry, the Weiner reads I QUIT BECAUSE YOU GUYS HAVE HOUNDED ME OUT OF OFFICE.

weejee June 16, 2011 at 12:00 pm

Hey Ken, we know yer still peekin', there's someone recently available who could be there with the mustard as a Wonkette Jr. Even knows how to twat photogs.

fuflans June 16, 2011 at 12:07 pm

as summer scandals go, this one was only a one whore diamond.

Doktor Zoom June 16, 2011 at 12:07 pm

The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it…. Give in to your anger.

HistoriCat June 16, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Joe Lieberman? Is that you – you asshole?

KeepFnThatChicken June 16, 2011 at 12:09 pm

Hope he enjoyed all that sex he was havin'.

Oh, wait. He wasn't.

Eve8Apples June 16, 2011 at 12:09 pm

The moral of the story boys and girls…Tweet your meat. Quit your seat.

weejee June 16, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Hanging is a hanging offense?

natoslug June 16, 2011 at 4:35 pm

The moral of the story boys and girls…only attempt the sexytime with strangers if you're a dickquote family-values /dickquote Republican. Then it doesn't matter whether what you did was illegal, revolting or dangerous to farm animals, 'cuz Gawd's gonna still love you afterward.

ifthethunderdontgetya June 16, 2011 at 12:11 pm

Moral of the story?

Let's ask Senator Diaper Dave Vitter: "IOKIYAAR."
~

LetUsBray June 16, 2011 at 12:12 pm

This fucking sucks. David Vitter the Diaper Shitter keeps his seat AND gets a standing ovation from his equally pervy colleagues, but our creeper has to resign in disgrace? A big part of the massive double standard in politics is that our side is weak-willed enough to buy into it.

BlueMonkeh June 16, 2011 at 1:34 pm

and what Vitter did, engaging the services of a prostitute, was actually illegal, and also.

Eve8Apples June 16, 2011 at 2:24 pm

I kinda like that Vitter refuses to resign. He's a spineless, disgusting disgrace. Every so often it's fun to whack him around like an ugly stepchild.

DustBowlBlues June 16, 2011 at 3:25 pm

Let us not forget that John "Creepiest Sex Scandal Ever" Ensign hung around for four years, until the unanimous decision of the Ethics Committee was to send his file back to Justice with a sticky on top reading "Do your fucking job this time."

prommie June 16, 2011 at 12:13 pm

Au contraire, mon frere; the center bearing on my propeller shaft has gone kablooey, and needs to be replaced, before I can go on my summer vacation voyage to Martha's Vineyard.

riverside68 June 16, 2011 at 12:33 pm

I love it when you talk dirty.

Coming through Newport on your way?

prommie June 16, 2011 at 12:44 pm

From the south, with a stop in Montauk.

MLHencken June 16, 2011 at 12:47 pm

Filthy and nautical! Just please don't go to Red Parrot. And skip the Newport Yacht Club for the New York one. Much nicer.

riverside68 June 16, 2011 at 1:10 pm

What's the matter, don't like working class neighborhood yacht clubs?

And you really should refer to 'the New York one' one as Harbour Court, much more inside cool.

My advice is Offshore Ale in the Vineyard and Cuttyhunk as a stop over.

Doktor Zoom June 16, 2011 at 12:16 pm

I'm fairly certain there are/were multiple Juniors in the audition, but only their hairdresser knows for sure.

poncho_pilot June 16, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Get The Hell Outta Congress: The Anthony Weiner/Alan Grayson Comedy Tour

notreelyhelping June 16, 2011 at 12:21 pm

At the dire risk of being serious, Obama's weighing in on this issue kind of reminded me of the scene in Godfather II where Tom Hagen visits Frank Pentangeli when he's in protective custody and chats about Roman honor, where if a disgraced soldier falls on his sword, the Emperor takes care of his family. "Those old Romans were pretty smart guys." Like Obama took Joey Biden off tortoise-watch long enough to have a little sit-down with Tony.

There's a hint of Tom Hagen in Biden, y'know? More influential than he appears, but still never quite accepted.

bigdupa June 16, 2011 at 12:22 pm

Job opening for Chuck Shumer's protege.

KenLayIsAlive June 16, 2011 at 12:28 pm

Be sure to send a resume, cover letter, and an 8×10 of your schlong.

Sue4466 June 16, 2011 at 12:31 pm

Weiner might be gone, but Congress is still full of dicks.

DahBoner June 16, 2011 at 12:34 pm

Fuck this asshole!

If he believed in Democracy, he would let the voters hoist him out on his keister, or not….

SenileAgitation June 16, 2011 at 12:37 pm

Now who will call out Clarence Thomas? or Fox? Really sorry to see a representative of Antknee's fortitude and straightforward thinking trip on his dick. I wish him and his family well.

Guppy06 June 16, 2011 at 12:40 pm

Weiner ultimately showed himself to be a true Democrat: he has no balls.

At the very least, he should have said "I'll quit when Vitter quits."

BarackMyWorld June 16, 2011 at 12:54 pm

I bet David Vitter is laughing his diaper-covered ass off right now.

emmelemm June 16, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Well, the cuckolded (I know, that's not really the right word) thing worked pretty well for Hillary Clinton.

RedneckMuslin June 16, 2011 at 1:21 pm

It's gettin sos a guy can't get laid anyymore without gettin inta trouble.

franco_pinyon June 16, 2011 at 1:41 pm

"Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer 'Weiner' (Bah-bah-baaaah)
That is what I'd really like to be…"

EBGrey June 16, 2011 at 1:43 pm

With Weiner gone, we'll have to find a new Congressman with a funny name to goof on. I nominate Dutch Ruppersberger of Maryland's 2nd District.

sati_demise June 16, 2011 at 1:51 pm

well, there is a nuclear plant in Nebraska that is about to blow. so theres that.

baconzgood June 16, 2011 at 2:06 pm

Like two chicks and a cup!!!! Have faith ML Have faith!

chascates June 16, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Live press conference about to start:
http://www.politico.com/livestream/

Pres[EXTERMINATE!!] June 16, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Can't wait for "Spitzer/Weiner" on MSNBC every night at 9.

guangho June 16, 2011 at 3:19 pm

This is nuts.

DustBowlBlues June 16, 2011 at 3:19 pm

Fuck Mr and Mrs. Weiner. This is about ME. He was my pretend boyfriend. Not only did he never tweet me, now, like David "You're Welcome" Schuster, he's gone. Here I am, mourning my fantasies alone in the Dust Bowl. Thanks a lot, my fellow wonkerattis, for your lack of support.

proudgrampa June 16, 2011 at 3:36 pm

Oooooh, that's all we need. Another schmuck added to the unemployment numbers.

James Michael Curley June 16, 2011 at 3:44 pm

With appologies to Mississippi Fred McDowell:

You got to tweet,
You got to tweet,
When the heat is in the meat,
You got to tweet.
But when the Lord Gets ready,
You got to move.

Chet Kincaid June 16, 2011 at 4:58 pm

Salon says Weiner was always just a self-aggrandizing opportunist who fooled national liberals by looking and talking good on TV while being useless to his colleagues. Maybe his "friend" Jon Stewart knew that all along, thus the absolutely merciless pounding on the Daily Show.
http://www.salon.com/news/anthony_weiner_dny/inde

carlgt1 June 16, 2011 at 5:45 pm

it really doesn't say much for our country that our allegedly liberal heros & spokesmen for the people all went down with sex scandals — Spitzer, Edwards, Weiner. who was the last bona-fide spokesman for the masses? Wellstone? And they had to kill him….

C_R_Eature June 16, 2011 at 9:09 pm

Well this all makes sense now. Wiener's support evaporated instantly and absolutely no one in congress, the Media or even in his district had his back. If he had taken the time to build a a power base and local connections he could have ridden this out with the "Rehab"card. he didn't even break any law, apparently, except for the "Don't become a public spectacle & trash our re-election prospects" rule for Democrats.

ragnarok4msm June 16, 2011 at 5:05 pm

WEINERGATE OVER : CAUSE TWITTERDICK ~def. noun. Digital pictures of privates, for privacies perusal, sent public.

glamourdammerung June 16, 2011 at 5:36 pm

Are all you breitards just random sentence programs at this point?

C_R_Eature June 16, 2011 at 9:01 pm

Well, that's over, finally. The only fun thing about this was the Weener jokes and I got bored with them after day 3.

OTOH, now we have a new Internet Meme to fool around with: LOLDICKS !

Example:

IM IN YR INTERNETZ

[PENIS]

KILLIN YR CAREERZ

what fun.

Negropolis June 17, 2011 at 1:38 am

So, Ant couldn't wait out until 2012 to let his constituents decide whether they wanted him or not? What a wiener. Honestly, I'm through with people like this that let their caucus and the media decide who and who doesn't get to stay in Congress.

If I happened to be in his shoes, the very first thing I would have done once I heard Nancy give that bullshit of a statement she did would have been to leave the caucus. She's not the only bitch who can be spiteful.

Unless his wife really told him to leave, this is a really dickish thing to do to his constituents.

Negropolis June 17, 2011 at 2:00 am

Here's another scalp for the media and conservatives to hang on the wall. Tony's gone, Breitbart got a fucking apology, and the media got to write dick jokes until they couldn't write no more. And we won, how? And we're better off more than we were yesterday, why?

We'll be back here in a month of two. They can't ever be sated, yet we continue to sacrifice our own to them hoping that they will be appeased. Shit-stained David "Diapers" Vitter (R – Huggies) is sitting high on the hog, Ensign didn't leave until it was clear that he could have been indicted, but Weiner has to leave for some dick-pics?

Keep feeding the beast and she where it gets you. I hope some bitter liberal blogger outs every closeted Republican. I mean every. damned. one. A pox on the whole lot of them.

Hell yeah, I'm angry.

MLHencken June 16, 2011 at 1:43 pm

Well, to be truthful I don't care for either. It's just an objective statement. Also, you said "working-class yacht club." That's funny.

prommie June 16, 2011 at 2:23 pm

The proper expression is "slave class" now.

riverside68 June 16, 2011 at 2:39 pm

They aren't slaves if you only rent them when you need them. Thus if they starve to death your heirs cannot sue you for wasting of assets. It's a better system really.

Re: working class yacht club: If a pipefitter owns a $50k winibago is he no longer working class?

Nice is in the eye of the beholder, but I will buy the first round at either club and we can discuss further. (I got no juice at the Ida Lewis YC, named after the "Bravest Woman in America" so I can't buy you a drink there.)

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