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Welp, that about wraps it up ....Anything good on the news innerwebs tonight? No? Not at all?

The “news topic header” is Porn Star, c’mon, that’s something. Oh, that’s just what most American Top News Stories are about? Hmm.

What about the Libya War, surely some voice of reason will somehow manage to say that it’s insane to be having how many wars right now, everywhere, and losing ALL OF THEM, KATIE, all of them? Well if you say that, Barack Obama will just say that whatever War Law doesn’t apply in this situation. And he’s right! Nothing rational or logical or legal applies at all in a Nation of Fat Slobs Reading About Porn Stars and Weiners Because There’s No Point In Checking The Internet For Job Listings Ever Again. [Google News, yeesh]

Oh and here is John Edwards’ mugshot:

Wow this country is a SLEAZEPIT, bomb it from space.

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