Porn Stars, Weiners, Obama Says War Powers Act Doesn't Apply To Him
Anything good on the news innerwebs tonight? No? Not at all?
The "news topic header" is Porn Star, c'mon, that's something. Oh, that's just what most American Top News Stories are about? Hmm.
What about the Libya War, surely some voice of reason will somehow manage to say that it'sinsaneto be having how many wars right now, everywhere, and losing ALL OF THEM, KATIE, all of them? Well if you say that, Barack Obama will just say that whatever War Law doesn't apply in this situation. And he's right! Nothing rational or logical or legal applies at all in a Nation of Fat Slobs Reading About Porn Stars and Weiners Because There's No Point In Checking The Internet For Job Listings Ever Again. [ Google News, yeesh ]
Oh and here is John Edwards' mugshot:
That's pretty much cold comfort. But yeah, things would have been a lot worse had Walnuts and the Quitta from Wasila had won.
But...
This country losing its mind of a black man with a funny name being president has set us up for an even more appalling GOP line up in 2012. And unless Barry starts shitting jobs or the Democrats get their thumb out of its ass (both unlikely, I know), we could see a giant wave of crazy ass t-party types sweeping into office a whole new crop of hateful, know nothing, bible thumping morans. And make no mistake. This will not occur because the GOP is the party of ideas. No, it will because they have the loudest media machine and of course, fear sells.
Porn star that says "No more Weiner?"
I'm pretty sure I've seen at least a couple of those videos...