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Moonie Times: Weiner Maybe Showed His Weiner Because He’s Secretly Muslim

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How is crazyland? Still crazy! Here’s what the Washington Times posted about a well-known Jewish man from New York:

Given the defense articulated by the Imam, which would be offered only for a Muslim man, we must believe this opportunity to remove this Muslim woman from a union with an non-believer would be quickly taken. Therefore we must consider that Mr. Weiner *may* have converted to Islam, because if he did not, we have to consider the unlikely, that being that Ms. Abedin has abandoned her Muslim faith, even while she still practices.

No idea what this means, and also we don’t care, but it is important to note (for history) that wingnuts employed by the Moonie Cult are suggesting Anthony Weiner flashed his junk on Twitter because secretly he is a Sharia Muslim Terrorist. [TPM]

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  • jdoleman

    "Weiner's wife Huma Abedin, whose father was an Islamic scholar from Pakistan,"

    And you need more evidence than that?

  • Barb

    Was one of his Tweets captioned "I'm declaring this fatwa just for you baby?"

  • http://gratuity.wordpress.com/ Gratuitous World

    you had me at *may*

  • Lucidamente1

    Nothing says "I just converted to Islam" like tweeting photos of your shlong.

    • DaRooster

      That's how I celebrated signing up for The Wonk…

      • PristineODummy

        Me too. I still have your pictures.

    • revmod

      Shlong? "Sambool", surely.

  • Barb

    Doesn't being a Muslim suck all the fun out of the "what are you wearing?" late night phone call?
    "I'm wearing an enveloping head to toe outer garment of black and a face veil, how about you?"

    • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

      So Barb you're saying burqa-bing don't get a burqa-boom?

      • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

        I don't know why I find that so freakin funny.
        Thanks.

      • V572 [SSAN]

        No bunga-bunga with a burqa!

    • PsycWench

      No way, baby, I'm wearing a burkini!

      For you, Barb, I looked up how to hyperlink.

      • AJWjr.

        Kicky!

      • Barb

        That is awesome, girlfriend! Thanks for sharing this hilarious link.

      • DashboardBuddha

        Those things look hot. Not hot as in attractive, but actually physically hot.

      • http://whatthefuckhasgopdonesofar.com/ Trollina Dumbass

        She's Allah that!

    • PristineODummy

      Read "Secret Life of Syrian Lingerie." I understand it's not selling well in Syria right now, so you can probably pick up a copy for a couple of dinars. But srsly. They HAVE to wear those enveloping head-to-toe outer garments of black with a face veil, otherwise we'd get all excited looking at the stuff they have on UNDERNEATH.

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    So Weiner is keeping kosher supporting Sharia with his wiener? So far the intertubes are not reporting that any porking went on so all is good. Dietarily speaking obvs.

  • MissTaken

    Weiner a Muslim? Well, duh! Didn't he ask one of the ladies, "can I stick my hummus in your pita?"

    • mumbly_joe

      Maybe, but so did Bill O'Rielly, so that's hardly proof.

      • PristineODummy

        No, no, BillO wanted to stick his loofah in the hummus. Pervy stuff. Hummus in pita is *natural.*

  • tihond

    Five times a day, he makes sure Lil' Weiner faces Mecca.

  • metamarcisf

    Lisa: I talk like a filthy whore in bed…even though i am such a nice wholesome jewish girl (haha). i love when a guy jerks off on the phone for me…that is so hot..I at least need to hear your voice when u cum

    • V572 [SSAN]

      You've got the Weiner oeuvre nailed, it must be said.

    • CalamityJames

      I'm really not sure if this was supposed to be funny…so maybe you could keep going for a few paragraphs and then, right before my nap, I can make a final mess…I mean decision.

  • hagajim

    Check for stains on the burka!

  • http://wonkette.com/ weejee

    ftw

  • http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/ ifthethunderdontgetya

    I can hardly wait for the Washington War Criminal Post to respond.

    Are they going to let themselves get out-crazied by the Moonie Times?

    Not for long, if recent history is a guide…
    ~

  • Bonzos_Bed_Time

    From your Golan Heights (first left, then right) to your Gaza (landing) strip, this Weiner will divide your Jerusalem like a Quassam rocket of love.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    So we have gone from underwear bombs to underwear. Imagine trying to get on an airplane now. Those Muslims are cunning. Cunning I tell you.

  • jaytingle

    Why would someone be a "secret" Muslim? Times opinion-havers are all too familiar with life in the closet and thus believe everyone lives on the DL.

  • MARCdMan

    I thought sharia mandated cutting if off for fornication?

  • baconzgood

    Democrat= Muslim. ALWAYS. Why is this a surprise to any of us?

    • Doktor Zoom

      Surprising how much mileage the wingnuts can get by replacing "communist" with "Muslim" in their old scripts, isn't it?

  • SorosBot

    Well the idea that Weiner secretly converted to Islam sounds much more reasonable than the idea that his wife is not a fundamentalist Muslim but one who does not follow all of the strict rules of Islam but instead will marry a Jewish man and possibly even drink and eat pork; that would be ridiculous because we all know that every single one of the billion or so Muslims in the world is exactly the same.

  • Callyson

    But how can you question a column from this reliable source:
    The post's author is "Goodwill Ambassador Eliana Benador," who works for an organization that represents West Bank settlers in Israel. Longtime readers of TPM may recall her from her days as a PR rep for anti-Iran neoconservatives: in 2006 one of her clients spread a phony story about the Iranian government requiring Jews to wear yellow stars on their clothing.
    OK, that's it then…Weiner in 100% Muslin.

    • Mahousu

      If she's a "goodwill ambassador," then Sarah Palin is a "thoughtful intellectual."

  • Gopherit

    Clearly Weiner is not interested in virgins, so I doubt his musliny goodness.

  • Sue4466

    Medic! Can we get a grammar medic to diagram these Moonie sentences? stat!

  • Guppy06

    Jews, Muslims, they're both opposed to sausage.

  • Radiotherapy

    Thank god they don't think he is an atheist. That's the kiss of eternal political death.

  • PabaBritannica

    What's the Sharia Law punishment for libel? Or braindead-ness.

  • axmxz

    Sometimes a wiener is just a wiener.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Those Muslin Brotherhood guys of the Abu Ghraib human pryamid team liked having pictures of their genitalia taken, too.

    QED.

  • BornInATrailer

    Today, we are all secret Muslims.

    No, seriously. I suspect a very higher % of Wonketteers have sent pictures of their junk to people.

  • Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Glenn Beck is right! The Caliphate is already here!

  • ttommyunger

    The "Washington Times": The Official Paper of Record for the Batshit Crazy Brigade. Their Motto- "Covers Fucktardia Like the Dew!"

  • DahBoner

    Still crazy after all those beers?

  • http://www.gurukalehuru.wordpress.com gurukalehuru

    Sheikh that thing!

  • finallyhappy

    I didn't know Trazodone was prescribed anymore(is that off-topic?)

  • iburl

    Hermann Cain Approves

  • Redhead

    "No idea what this means"

    I think it means "Weiner had sexytimes with a brown lady (who must be muslin because she's brown) and is therefore tainted by the brown-ness, because it's contagious, like the cooties. And now it's time for me to go take my medicine."

  • PristineODummy

    ZOMG!!! We're SURROUNDED!

  • PristineODummy

    For an aged dude, the right revved-up Sun Myaung Moon sure does obsess a great deal about the filthydirty lineages of Love Organs, both Convex and Concave.