How is crazyland? Still crazy! Here’s what the Washington Times posted about a well-known Jewish man from New York:
Given the defense articulated by the Imam, which would be offered only for a Muslim man, we must believe this opportunity to remove this Muslim woman from a union with an non-believer would be quickly taken. Therefore we must consider that Mr. Weiner *may* have converted to Islam, because if he did not, we have to consider the unlikely, that being that Ms. Abedin has abandoned her Muslim faith, even while she still practices.
No idea what this means, and also we don’t care, but it is important to note (for history) that wingnuts employed by the Moonie Cult are suggesting Anthony Weiner flashed his junk on Twitter because secretly he is a Sharia Muslim Terrorist. [TPM]
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"Weiner's wife Huma Abedin, whose father was an Islamic scholar from Pakistan,"
And you need more evidence than that?
Was one of his Tweets captioned "I'm declaring this fatwa just for you baby?"
you had me at *may*
Nothing says "I just converted to Islam" like tweeting photos of your shlong.
That's how I celebrated signing up for The Wonk…
Me too. I still have your pictures.
Shlong? "Sambool", surely.
Doesn't being a Muslim suck all the fun out of the "what are you wearing?" late night phone call?
"I'm wearing an enveloping head to toe outer garment of black and a face veil, how about you?"
So Barb you're saying burqa-bing don't get a burqa-boom?
I don't know why I find that so freakin funny.
Thanks.
No bunga-bunga with a burqa!
No way, baby, I'm wearing a burkini!
For you, Barb, I looked up how to hyperlink.
Kicky!
That is awesome, girlfriend! Thanks for sharing this hilarious link.
Those things look hot. Not hot as in attractive, but actually physically hot.
She's Allah that!
Read "Secret Life of Syrian Lingerie." I understand it's not selling well in Syria right now, so you can probably pick up a copy for a couple of dinars. But srsly. They HAVE to wear those enveloping head-to-toe outer garments of black with a face veil, otherwise we'd get all excited looking at the stuff they have on UNDERNEATH.
So Weiner is
keeping koshersupporting Sharia with his wiener? So far the intertubes are not reporting that any porking went on so all is good. Dietarily speaking obvs.Weiner a Muslim? Well, duh! Didn't he ask one of the ladies, "can I stick my hummus in your pita?"
Maybe, but so did Bill O'Rielly, so that's hardly proof.
No, no, BillO wanted to stick his loofah in the hummus. Pervy stuff. Hummus in pita is *natural.*
Five times a day, he makes sure Lil' Weiner faces Mecca.
Lisa: I talk like a filthy whore in bed…even though i am such a nice wholesome jewish girl (haha). i love when a guy jerks off on the phone for me…that is so hot..I at least need to hear your voice when u cum
You've got the Weiner oeuvre nailed, it must be said.
I'm really not sure if this was supposed to be funny…so maybe you could keep going for a few paragraphs and then, right before my nap, I can make a final mess…I mean decision.
Check for stains on the burka!
ftw
I can hardly wait for the
WashingtonWar Criminal Post to respond.Are they going to let themselves get out-crazied by the Moonie Times?
Not for long, if recent history is a guide…
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From your Golan Heights (first left, then right) to your Gaza (landing) strip, this Weiner will divide your Jerusalem like a Quassam rocket of love.
So we have gone from underwear bombs to underwear. Imagine trying to get on an airplane now. Those Muslims are cunning. Cunning I tell you.
Why would someone be a "secret" Muslim? Times opinion-havers are all too familiar with life in the closet and thus believe everyone lives on the DL.
I thought sharia mandated cutting if off for fornication?
Democrat= Muslim. ALWAYS. Why is this a surprise to any of us?
Surprising how much mileage the wingnuts can get by replacing "communist" with "Muslim" in their old scripts, isn't it?
Well the idea that Weiner secretly converted to Islam sounds much more reasonable than the idea that his wife is not a fundamentalist Muslim but one who does not follow all of the strict rules of Islam but instead will marry a Jewish man and possibly even drink and eat pork; that would be ridiculous because we all know that every single one of the billion or so Muslims in the world is exactly the same.
But how can you question a column from this reliable source:
The post's author is "Goodwill Ambassador Eliana Benador," who works for an organization that represents West Bank settlers in Israel. Longtime readers of TPM may recall her from her days as a PR rep for anti-Iran neoconservatives: in 2006 one of her clients spread a phony story about the Iranian government requiring Jews to wear yellow stars on their clothing.
OK, that's it then…Weiner in 100% Muslin.
If she's a "goodwill ambassador," then Sarah Palin is a "thoughtful intellectual."
Clearly Weiner is not interested in virgins, so I doubt his musliny goodness.
Medic! Can we get a grammar medic to diagram these Moonie sentences? stat!
Jews, Muslims, they're both opposed to sausage.
Thank god they don't think he is an atheist. That's the kiss of eternal political death.
What's the Sharia Law punishment for libel? Or braindead-ness.
Sometimes a wiener is just a wiener.
Those Muslin Brotherhood guys of the Abu Ghraib human pryamid team liked having pictures of their genitalia taken, too.
QED.
Today, we are all secret Muslims.
No, seriously. I suspect a very higher % of Wonketteers have sent pictures of their junk to people.
Glenn Beck is right! The Caliphate is already here!
The "Washington Times": The Official Paper of Record for the Batshit Crazy Brigade. Their Motto- "Covers Fucktardia Like the Dew!"
Still crazy after all those beers?
Sheikh that thing!
I didn't know Trazodone was prescribed anymore(is that off-topic?)
Hermann Cain Approves
"No idea what this means"
I think it means "Weiner had sexytimes with a brown lady (who must be muslin because she's brown) and is therefore tainted by the brown-ness, because it's contagious, like the cooties. And now it's time for me to go take my medicine."
ZOMG!!! We're SURROUNDED!
For an aged dude, the right revved-up Sun Myaung Moon sure does obsess a great deal about the filthydirty lineages of Love Organs, both Convex and Concave.
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