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VIDEO: Rick Santorum Was ‘With, Loves’ His Gay Friends

don't cry, he still hates the pregnant ladiesOpenly gay CNN reporter Don Lemon was the first reporter we know of to finally ask Rick Santorum a very obvious question: does he have any gay friends? Santorum replied, “Yes, in fact I was with a gay friend of mine two days ago.” And then everyone on earth immediately pointed out that “with” is a polite way of saying “my friend and I did it in thirty different increasingly nasty positions,” and now Rick Santorum is finally out of the closet. Hooray, just in time for the debate tonight! Are you sure you really love gay people, asks Lemon as a follow-up, and Rick says, “they know that I love them because they’re my friends.” Hottt video after the jump!

Rick still says he “talks about these things in front of them,” with “these things” meaning he tells his gay friends he thinks gay sex is like bestiality and that gays should go to jail, which is what you say to people when you love them. [RawStory]

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133 comments

  1. nounverb911

    "Yes, in fact I was with a gay friend of mine two days ago.”"
    Did he use extra strength santorum?

  2. Pragmatist2

    One small problem, Rick may want to "be with" a gay man but no gay man would "be with" Rick.

    1. El Pinche

      I was going to make some buttsex jokes, but you're right. No gay man would want to be with Rick in the first place.

  3. memzilla

    Do not cross the Weiner joke stream with the Santorum joke stream… or life as we know it will end. With ham biscuits and gravy.

    1. Negropolis

      If life as we know it ends with ham biscuits and gravy, how the hell do I speed up the apocalypse, already?

    1. V572 [SSAN]

      No, they're like "the Blacks" that Donald Trump has such a great relationship with. So, actually, yes.

    2. finallyhappy

      Gay was a nickname for Gayle when I was a young – but I am pretty sure gay was not a term we used for "the Homosexuals" in the late 60's. Actually we didn't talk about it a lot- my two gay cousins were just guys who hadn't met the right woman yet and my lesbian cousin and her partner were just roommates. Anyway, this is what my mom told me and believed- or wanted to believe- for the next 40 years.

  4. DahBoner

    "Eric Cantor presses Democrats to force Weiner out"

    As an old girlfriend once told me, what goes in, must come out….

  5. meufchelou

    RIck, be honest and admit you don't REALLY love them, they're just friends "with benefits."

  6. PsycWench

    I wonder what Rick Santorum's definition of "friends" might be. If I talked about how awful Jews are around my Jewish acquaintances, I am not sure they would readily recognize me as a friend.

    1. Fare la Volpe

      But it's not your fault they killed Jesus! Why are they so sensitive? Can't they accept your difference of opinion?

    2. Geminisunmars

      Why, some of my best friends are Jew haters. Since we are friends I don't let their silly little remarks about world financial domination and nazi sympathizing faze me one tiny bit. I mean, with friends one must overlook such foibles, farshteyn?

  7. nounverb911

    And what is Mrs. Santorum's reaction to all this? Does she share her clothes with little Ricky?

  8. CrankyLttlCamperette

    So Santorum is now joining the Lemon Party?

    (for the love of Gawd, don't google that!)

    1. meufchelou

      Now why'd you say that, you knew it was going to force me to google didn't you? If I find you live in Tennessee…..watch out.

    2. Whatever

      WOW! Just WOW.
      Thank you for that insightful tip (/pun) we should forward this to his scrotumness and see if he still likes teh Geys.
      Or maybe wished to join them.

      (reference to the first google link if you were wondering)
      and NO, i am not in TN so even if i was offended it still wouldn't matter.

  9. baconzgood

    "Oh … My father took me to the park, that was a gay old time. I ate my fair share of weiners that day"

    -Rick Santorum-

    1. poncho_pilot

      the thing i've always hated about hot dogs is when you accidentally tear the buns apart before the hot dog is even properly seated. messy.

  10. SorosBot

    "Friends" is not exactly the right word to describe a pair of fellow self-loathing closet cases who Rick has secret shameful three-ways with.

    1. Barb

      Because I love ya, I am going to choose your post to go OT with, lol. The preacher who predicted the May 21st rapture suffered a stroke. Must have been all that physical exertion of having his "donations" converted to gold bars, eh?

      Why bother calling 911 if you are so eager to go live with Jesus? Just lay back and enjoy the big dirt nap.

      1. SorosBot

        Aw, I was hoping he'd get to see his latest end-of-the-world prediction date (sometime in October I think) come and go with nothing happening one last time first.

        1. jus_wonderin

          In a statement the Reverend asked "Blarft kwufty sluuble shoe. Rigkle gliff, tardnet shookle."

  11. Chillwaver

    Oh, and Kristen…the "Wonkwire" section to your right is not gonna populate itself, you know?
    (Hey, at least I didn't say "show us your t*ts!")

    1. Fare la Volpe

      Confusing gays with pedophiles is a vicious stereotype. Please don't make it again.

  12. Native_of_SL_UT

    Sorry Rick, being friends with the gays will not fix your Google problem.
    It will probably make it worse. Try changing your name to Dick Santorum. That might help.

  13. Barb

    Make sure that you surround yourself with teh gays, Rick. That chunky little girl of yours is going to appreciate them later in life when they are the only people who will dance with her.

    1. elviouslyqueer

      And not just dance with her, Barb. We'll also throw in a total makeover, a slamming new hairdo, and a much-needed fashion intervention to make up for that travesty in gingham.

    2. fuflans

      and the only ones who will comfort you when one of your brood comes out of the closet.

  14. ThundercatHo

    Well, it's been pretty obvious that that misogynistic little psychopath doesn't "love" women.

    1. Swampgas_Man

      When you love things like women, you want to keep them penned up and controlled, so you can look at them whenever you like. That "set it free" stuff is just liberal santorum.

  15. Mort_Sinclair

    Lemon must have wanted to swim in an ocean of bleach after that interview. Having to be within a 10-foot radius of that Santorum creature is not worth any pay check. Ugh.

  16. Eve8Apples

    No Ricky, you cannot count the strippers at the GOP lesbian bondage club as your "gay friends."

    1. ttommyunger

      About time for Elaine to give Mitch his contractually agreed to "Birthday Blowjob", isn't it?

  17. SorosBot

    Santorum thinks their his friends because he doesn't understand what a friend is, as he doesn't have any. Here's what you should ask youself, Rick, to determine if someone is a friend: will they be there for you-ou, 'cause you're there for them too-oo?

  18. DaSandman

    Just come on out of that scary right wing wardrobe, big boy. All your ghey friends will protect you and love you even more, if that's possible.

  19. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Isn't the more important question: When was he last with one of his dog, Mormon or child's friends?

  20. DemonicRage

    Right now, with Obama in the White House, there's an LBGT event scheduled in the White House, sometime in the month of June, celebrated in Liberal places as Gay Pride Month. What do you think the chance is of that happening if Santorum is elected? But then again, what do you think the chance is that Santorum will be elected?

  21. AlaskaGrrl

    Liar, liar, pants on fire! Friend, this man has no friends. He creeps everyone out, can't open his mouth without sounding like the judgmental dickwad he is, and besides, his last name is the same as that frothy mixture of lube and cum after anal sex. Might as well just say, "Hi there, I'm Rick Shit-stained-sheets, wanna be my friend?"

  22. KeepFnThatChicken

    "They respect that I have differences of opinion about that"

    No, Rick, they do not. It's hard to respect someone who derides a legal system without Leviticine justice (did I just coin a word?), and knows with certainty you're going straight to hell. If anything, you should pity them; they're near you because you're either family, mutual friends, or you pay them.

    Just walk away from public life, please.

  23. pinkocommi

    You know, if everyone only had gay sex, we would stop all abortions. Is this now part of Santorum's platform?

  24. hagajim

    "Yes, in fact I was with a gay friend of mine two days ago.”"
    And you should have seen the Santorum spray we had to clean up after.

  25. Rayn_And

    …Doctor, I have no idea how the light bulb became lodged. do you think it can be extracted before the debate?

  26. BTWBFDIMHO

    in a fair world, if Weiner shows his weiner, then Santorum should show his santorum.

  27. fuflans

    i wish tonight's 'presidential' debate only used questions based on internet rumors.

    i would tots listen to that.

  28. AngryGeometer

    In an attempt to grab the "urban" vote, Santorum should start talking like Tracy Morgan's character from 30 Rock. "Gays be stealing my sperm, Don Lemon!"

  29. rocktonsam

    and a yellow polo shit to boot, priceless

    and the other guy has a pink shirt on, omg

  30. x111e7thst

    Did his gay friend make him wear a ball-gag? Because that's what I do when I hatefuck a Republican.

  31. ttommyunger

    It must have been a "private" meeting. No self=respecting gay would be seen with this self-righteous prick. That pix is so revealing; you can see the wifey thinking, "I made this bed, now I've fucking got to lie in it." But the kids, the poor kids; their faces are just saying; "We are sooooo fucked!".

  32. MissTaken

    Santorum does realize that "friending" someone (I'm gonna guess Lady Gaga) on facebook doesn't actually make you friends, right?

  33. widget2011

    This is the slippery slope that we’re heading down, and I stand by it. [emphasis added]

    Also, a "frothy" slippery slope indeed.

    I think it's another example of another idiotic conservative dog whistle called "Tough Love". Santorum: "Yeah, I have a gay "friend" (loosly added), but I think he needs to be put in prison, a place where plenty of homosexual activity occurs.

    Brilliant Douchebagger. Also.Legendary Homophobe.

  34. elfgoldsackring

    Sure we're friends! I don't approve of your chosen 'lifestyle' of raping your children and livestock, but hey, tomayto tomahto, right?

  35. Negropolis

    Bless his heart, the stupid bastard. He thinks he has actual friends. No, Rick; you only have people that hate you to different degrees and magnitudes.

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