DONGRESSMAN WEINER  12:04 am June 13, 2011

Anthony Weiner Is 100% Crazy … Crazy For Twitter Gals, We Mean!

by Wonkette Jr.

Gross.Have you heard the hot news about Anthony Weiner and the never-ending dick joke that is now the entire life of this once-promising congressman — or should we say dongressman? — and how he will go to “rehab” to stop loving the young womens on Twitter? Yes, the liberal pinup Democrat who loved to go on the teevee so much to hear himself talk, and also loved to send pictures of his peen to random people who said hi on Twitter, well now he is off to the crazy house, for treatment. Treatment! It’s what liberals do, when they are caught doing things. They want to “work it out,” and also vanish for hopefully long enough for their tawdry scandals to fall off the top of Google News.

Oh, and now the Politico’s West Coast office, TMZ.com, has more pictures of Weiner grabbing his weiner, this time perhaps in the House gym. And now, for the first time, we can say that it’s not just his face and his penis that are gross. He’s also getting fat. Ugh.

Everybody (except Andrew Breitbart) wants Weiner to quit and go away. Nancy Pelosi is saying very Stern Grandma things about how he should get mental help “without the pressures of being a member of Congress.” Haha, like being insane ever stopped anyone from being in Congress! Anyway, the latest is that there really isn’t a “latest” to report, as Weiner has yet to resign (unless he’s resigning right now, on Twitter, while we’re writing this) and also hasn’t really said what kind of “treatment” he will seek, or where he will get this treatment. Perhaps by using some Twitter coupon at a strip club where they dress up like schoolgirls who watch MSNBC for some reason? [New York Times]

 

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evan7257 June 13, 2011 at 12:06 am

There is treatment for doing stupid things on twitter? Where do I sign up?

fuflans June 13, 2011 at 1:29 am

don't sign up for twitter.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 13, 2011 at 7:13 am

Yeah, but there are like 68,000,000 people on the waiting list.

lefty74 June 13, 2011 at 7:32 am

The Vatican created the Pedifile Ceasation Retreats so they might be able to help setting up the structure but don't expect any cures.

WunkRocker June 13, 2011 at 8:57 am

Were he just a baptist he could just repent/ask zombie jewboy for forgiveness and get some goddy on. Everyone knows though that jews can talk to zombie jewboy because he still is pissed about Judas and shit.

Terry June 13, 2011 at 8:03 am

….and can Palin be committed against her will?

Angry_Marmot June 13, 2011 at 10:49 am

And this strip club of which you speak is located where, exactly?

nounverb911 June 13, 2011 at 12:07 am

I'm tired of Weiner already, can we have a new scandal soon, please.

(My weiner snark well is running dry.)

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 1:11 am

And I always thought that dick jokes, like the Universe, were never-ending. I haz the sadz.

Gleem_McShineys June 13, 2011 at 2:58 pm

Whoever makes the last dick joke on the intertubes, please turn out the lights on your way out. Thank You!

tcaalaw June 13, 2011 at 11:16 am

I believe Samuel Johnson once said, "When a man is tired of Weiner jokes, he is tired of living."

GOPCrusher June 13, 2011 at 1:57 pm

Actually, I'm sick as fuck of TMZ. If something is need of getting rid of, it's TMZ.

memzilla June 13, 2011 at 12:10 am

"…now he is off to the crazy house, for treatment."
Oh, he's getting the treatment, all right.

"Perhaps by using some Twitter coupon at a strip club…"
IPO this week for the new discount adult sexting startup: GropeOn.

emmelemm June 13, 2011 at 12:59 am

You're gonna make millions. MILLIONS, I say!

(Seriously, that's a good one.)

Maman June 13, 2011 at 9:23 am

Treatment sounds more fun than praying.

AJWjr. June 13, 2011 at 9:58 am

Does it count as groping when you only fondle yourself?

Barb June 13, 2011 at 12:11 am

This would have never happened if he was married. He could have gotten some poontang off his mistress and he would be satisfied. Anthony, God invented the orgasm so we would know when to stop masturbating.

smokefilledroommate June 13, 2011 at 12:27 am

I'd fuck Huma. And I'm a relatively straight chick. Kinda.

iburl June 13, 2011 at 1:18 am

I'm listening…

Gopherit June 13, 2011 at 2:08 am

Huma may be interested now. You'd text less strippers and porn stars than Anthony, right? If not, describe in detail why not.

WABishop June 13, 2011 at 9:10 am

Humma, humma!

AJWjr. June 13, 2011 at 10:00 am

Well she's only slightly pregnant so far, so not quite ready for her close-up a la John Edwards…

chilequiles June 13, 2011 at 12:43 am

God invented two hands as well, so I'm sure we should all redouble our efforts.

Biel_ze_Bubba June 13, 2011 at 7:19 am

The problem isn't his dick, it's his ego — and he can't massage that by himself.

HistoriCat June 13, 2011 at 9:14 am

I thought Congressmen were automatically given special assistants to help with that.

JustPixelz June 13, 2011 at 9:16 am

"…stop masturbating"

I'm unclear on the concept.

Chet Kincaid June 13, 2011 at 9:32 am

What? He is married.

ttommyunger June 13, 2011 at 9:58 am

Well, he is married and his wife is corked, so somebody is doing something with his weiner other than starring in photo-ops. BTW, when did the sexual peccadillo drop out of the "contact sport" category? This cyber non-sex is BORING!

GOPCrusher June 13, 2011 at 2:10 pm

Yeah. Can it really be considered a sex scandal if no one has ended up sticky, broke, and confused?

Mumbletypeg June 13, 2011 at 12:19 am

Hm, Dongressman. Well it beats trying to come up with a June adaptation à la Cocktober.
But add pics of this stripper-schoolgirl scene, and we could start Poonteenth in earnest.

mourningnmerica June 13, 2011 at 3:03 am

Jewn?

HempDogbane June 13, 2011 at 12:21 am

“without the pressures of being a member of Congress.” It sounds kind of dirty when Nancy says it that way.

smokefilledroommate June 13, 2011 at 12:21 am

..giving 'House Members Gym' a new context we didn't need or want.

Barb June 13, 2011 at 12:24 am

So does this mean that there is someone in government who went through more Kleenex than John Boehner?

Warpde June 13, 2011 at 12:29 am

Um, ahh….Hmmm.
Well,…ahum….
Tapping fingers….looking skyward…rolling eyes…thinking, thinking, drinking….

I've got nothing.

nounverb911 June 13, 2011 at 12:32 am

I agree, who's next in the scandal arena?

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 12:53 am

Zombie Nixon? (feelin' nostalgic tonight)

riverside68 June 13, 2011 at 11:07 am

Nixon sublimated his sex drive into dirty tricks of the non-sexual criminal variety, even more boring.

I would rather think about my parent's sex then think about Pat and Dick.

(Extra credit points: "Nixon: pull out before it is too late, like your father should have!")

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Alternatively: Don't change Dicks in the middle of a screw/Vote for Nixon in '72.

V572 [SSAN] June 13, 2011 at 5:58 am

Boehner's doing something. Nobody lays on that much tanning juice just for his wife.

ChessieNefercat June 13, 2011 at 8:17 am

Yes, but the problem is that it would involve Boehner doing, well, anything, with anyone. And who wants to think about that?

tribbzthesquidz June 13, 2011 at 1:19 am

I've got something. When Weiner resigns he can have his scrotum appointed to his seat.

smokefilledroommate June 13, 2011 at 12:34 am

In treatment he'll just meet some chick named Susie Vagina.. Who knows where that'll go.

nounverb911 June 13, 2011 at 1:51 am

When did Susie Creamcheese change her name?

smokefilledroommate June 13, 2011 at 2:44 am

After she screwed a spin-cycle Weiner in Joe's Garage.

PsycWench June 13, 2011 at 10:50 am

More likely her raunchy/silly cousin Annie Cooter

El Pinche June 13, 2011 at 12:34 am

The problem with Weiner is that he never got to use the Jesus Fuck and Jerk off room at C Street house like Ensign and Vitter. There , it's completely discreet, secure and under the auspices of Jesus Himself.

ChessieNefercat June 13, 2011 at 8:17 am

Poor Jesus.

ttommyunger June 13, 2011 at 10:01 am

Nothing like Divinely Ordained (and protected) Sex. Don't believe it? Ask a Priest.

AJWjr. June 13, 2011 at 10:10 am

There used to be a charismatic evangelical-type preacher/former baseball player where I used to live named Albie Pearson; that's how he hooked people on his brand of crazy religion.

Gopherit June 13, 2011 at 12:36 am

Meh…..hang in there Anthony. i am holding out for the Pelosi-Boehner strap on vids.

chilequiles June 13, 2011 at 12:45 am

Spoiler alert, Boehner cries into the pillow at the end.

Gopherit June 13, 2011 at 12:49 am

bright orange tears.

ChessieNefercat June 13, 2011 at 8:18 am

"i am holding out for the Pelosi-Boehner strap on vids. "

Why?!

GOPCrusher June 13, 2011 at 2:14 pm

Who's wearing the strap on?

JoshuaNorton June 13, 2011 at 12:40 am

A few questions from the back of the room:

1. How does the “leave of absence” thing work for elected officials?

2. How do we tell the difference between a working congress critter and one on leave?

Gopherit June 13, 2011 at 12:51 am

Anyone can do it. His caucus has to approve. I think that Gabby Giffords is the only other Dem doing it right now……which makes him a little bit more of a pussy.

AJWjr. June 13, 2011 at 10:12 am

You're not suggesting….?

V572 [SSAN] June 13, 2011 at 5:59 am

1. Does not exist.
2. Ask Gabrielle Giffords.

Too soon, I suppose.

JoshuaNorton June 13, 2011 at 12:45 am

Weiner grabbing his weiner,

Ahem, Sir.

I SAID AHEM!!!!!

That should be Weiner grabbing his wiener

So much for that promising second career editing porn.

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 12:47 am

I know the nation is in serious debt, Tony, but offering up the family jewels on the internets ain't gonna be much help.

mavenmaven June 13, 2011 at 12:52 am

Keep in context that Weiner represents the district that spawned the Ramones.

iburl June 13, 2011 at 1:19 am

Maybe in this particular case, a professional name change is in order.
Andrew Ramone?

mavenmaven June 13, 2011 at 2:15 am

Weiner Ramone? That would work in Rego Park.

smokefilledroommate June 13, 2011 at 2:57 am

and 53rd & 3rd

zhubajie June 13, 2011 at 1:55 am

So get one of them to run.

horsedreamer_1 June 13, 2011 at 11:09 am

Isn't the only living Ramone a supply-sider, though?

zhubajie June 14, 2011 at 7:23 pm

I dunno. I was going to write in Capt. Beefheart for Pres., but he up and died.

bumfug June 13, 2011 at 12:56 am

Goddamn it Weiner, why didn't you just hire a whore to sponge the crusty, corn-speckled turds off your filthy ass like guys who get to stay in congress do? Dumbass.

V572 [SSAN] June 13, 2011 at 6:00 am

Ew. But so correct. Upfist! Then a good scrub.

e_z June 13, 2011 at 1:11 am

If he follows it all up with some 12 Step BS he'll soon be back on the chickie gravy train after he learns that all important 13th step.

tribbzthesquidz June 13, 2011 at 1:14 am

Here's some "treatment" for Anthony, it's called "Lump It." Just go. Go away. I can't look at you and your penis anymore. And when you do resign, please demand that a choice few of your fellow congressbots resign with you and all go to personal demon exorcism class together. For America.

fuflans June 13, 2011 at 1:31 am

yes. thank you.

iburl June 13, 2011 at 1:28 am

Thank goodness Ed Schultz has this to make everybody forget the Right Wing Slut thing.

I'm more worried about the fact that they don't debate anything in congress (like legistation?) than the fact that (shock) another egotistical politician self promoter has gigantic personality issues that result in them doing silly (and not even illegal, in this case) things.

Breitbart destroyed a woman's career with a fraudulent video and nobody cares because he never got caught doing the (unquestionably) creepy things he does to get off.

fuflans June 13, 2011 at 1:33 am

so i have like 5 things to say:

1. dems you have to be responsible.

fuflans June 13, 2011 at 1:35 am

2. you have to be responsible cause they fucking won't be and the next time – when the next repub crashes – you have a paper trail.

fuflans June 13, 2011 at 1:35 am

3. T.

nounverb911 June 13, 2011 at 1:47 am

When did Palin is hook up with Weiner?

fuflans June 13, 2011 at 1:36 am

4. i just watched 'shine a light' for the gazillion-t-ith time and – LO – in the first 15 minutes, there's huma.

fuflans June 13, 2011 at 1:37 am

5. just watch 'shine a light'.

BarackMyWorld June 13, 2011 at 1:38 am

The only weiner I care about is my own.

mrblifil June 13, 2011 at 9:10 am

Pics or it didn't happen…

natoslug June 13, 2011 at 10:33 am

That sounds downright UnAmerican. Isn't obsessing over sex organs part of our proud American Exceptionalism?

Negropolis June 13, 2011 at 11:04 pm

Sounds downright patriotic, to me. To only consider what you have, and to tell others to go get or care about their own.

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 2:19 pm

Why do you hate America's dick pix?

hollywooddood June 13, 2011 at 2:38 pm

I care about your weiner, too.

Guppy06 June 13, 2011 at 1:44 am

The pic ain't bad for being shot from the hip.

zhubajie June 13, 2011 at 1:52 am

Maybe Dems should celebrate him for not being arrested in a public toilet?

Negropolis June 13, 2011 at 1:55 am

Really, can we just stop this, already? I was going to make another posts, today, about dropping weiner, and requesting a post on Gabby Giffords and/or Dana Rohrabacher (?) telling the Iraqi's he'd appreciate if they'd start thinking about paying us back for the war we started in their country. But, more Weiner? Can't say that was on my list.

emmelemm June 13, 2011 at 2:14 am

Seconded.

Limeylizzie June 13, 2011 at 8:43 am

Well, I just posted something similar I should have noticed you were already on it, Negropolis.

sati_demise June 13, 2011 at 1:57 am

ha, Weiner and his 'rehab' and 'therapy'.

'Conservatives' get 'saved' by Jeebus when this sort of thing happens to them.

Jukesgrrl June 13, 2011 at 3:13 am

Jeebus is cheaper, but you know those tax and spend Democrats … never take something for free when you could pay for it.

tribbzthesquidz June 13, 2011 at 2:08 am

Worthy of your attention of the day: http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2011/06/k
Respect.

nonbeliever7 June 13, 2011 at 10:25 am

Yes Sullivan can focus on important issues since he's a married gay man and probably has sex whenever he wants it…or is the whole gay man sex thing overblown?

wondering where i am June 13, 2011 at 11:59 pm

Over blown.

Ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Ahem.

No.

gullywompr June 13, 2011 at 2:09 am

"Work it out?" Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Jukesgrrl June 13, 2011 at 3:14 am

Yep. They hook up, hit it, tweet, then work it out.

Angry_Marmot June 13, 2011 at 11:12 am

We "rubbed one out" back in my day, and we liked it!

aguacatero June 13, 2011 at 2:46 am

I am in the older half of living humanity — by a fair margin — and I still think "Dongressman Weiner" is funny.

Woe upon me.

Gleem_McShineys June 13, 2011 at 3:00 pm

We've reached Peak Peen, now the dick jokes are just going to be that much harder to refine from here on out.

aguacatero June 13, 2011 at 3:57 pm

This is sheer alarmism. I refuse to believe it, and I bet the clever Ms. JOHNSON agrees with me.

mourningnmerica June 13, 2011 at 3:01 am

Reading about Representative Weiner always makes me hungry for barbecue. I don't know why…

riverside68 June 13, 2011 at 11:16 am

Sometimes a weiner is just a weiner

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 2:23 pm

Was Barbie Q one of the women he tweeted?

Jukesgrrl June 13, 2011 at 3:10 am

If a Democrat hadn't picked up a Republican Congressional seat in New York state last month (due to one of their own bad boys), Anthony could have been in the twit business for a lot longer. And, of course, this thing has twice the traction because his name is comedy gold for our lazy media. Imagine how long the maid-raped-in-a-hotel story would have lasted had the IMF chief had the good taste to be named Pierre Trucknutz.

V572 [SSAN] June 13, 2011 at 6:04 am

Apparently Weiner's seat is a pocket borough, guaranteed Demo. So there should be no net loss. And various bogus polls show his constituents are still okay with him, although they were probably taken before the latest porn-blast.

Negropolis June 13, 2011 at 6:13 am

How'd you come to the conclusion that they are bogus and came before all of this? The Marist poll was a quickie, but it came after the scandal. It's the only reason they did it.

V572 [SSAN] June 13, 2011 at 6:17 am

I could be wrong! This is the Internet! But thanks. In any case, an election next year will solve all the problems.

Angry_Marmot June 13, 2011 at 11:16 am

Which came first, the wiener or the… oh, never mind.

GOPCrusher June 13, 2011 at 2:22 pm

The people that voted for him, don't want him to resign. But since New York is supposed to lose two seats, the discussion is, Weiner's will be divided between two other Democratic seats.

mourningnmerica June 13, 2011 at 3:10 am

All I have to say is that the House is losing one fine member.

franco_pinyon June 13, 2011 at 8:58 am

Hahahaha… I like it!

NorthStarSpanx June 13, 2011 at 1:10 pm

There must be something wonkette-y about me that I find these shameful expose's titillating?

With the exception of Charlie Sheen and David Vitter (cause I'm not that sick) is it only me that found Governor Haley, Tiger Woods, Christopher Lee and Weiner more appealing with their exploits?

GOPCrusher June 13, 2011 at 2:26 pm

O/T and speaking of Gov. Haley, seems the Republiklan Senate Leader has filed a lawsuit against her for trying a power grab. http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/government/elec

SayItWithWookies June 13, 2011 at 3:21 am

I'm just glad the Republicans learned their lesson from the Clinton impeachment. Whatever it might've been.

MozakiBlocks June 13, 2011 at 3:23 am

Hello from Denmark my fellow lovely Wonketteers. I have spent the past week traveling without hearing anyone make Weiner jokes.

I can't decide if this is a good or a bad thing.

V572 [SSAN] June 13, 2011 at 6:05 am

Greetings from Italy. It's a big deal here as the Berlusconi-controlled media (all of them, Katie) love a Demo-scandal.

pinkocommi June 13, 2011 at 4:01 am

Next time we have a scandal involving pictures of a politician's cock and body, can we vote for who it is? That's one way Barack is sure to get my vote.

AKHottie June 13, 2011 at 5:43 am

This is really boring. If he had a really hot bod or impressive weiner, I'd be@@ totally supportive of his continuance in office. But Yuck! I hope the naked congress critter is hotter.

AKHottie June 13, 2011 at 5:49 am

Ok, that post had some editing problems. I was typing with one hand, and swear the other hand wasn't indulging in weiner fantasies!

Mort_Sinclair June 13, 2011 at 6:40 am

Move along people. Nuthin' to see here except a really cool guy who made some really poor decisions he'll have to live with and work through. Good people make bad decisions all the time. The whole think makes me sad.

donner_froh June 13, 2011 at 6:47 am

When former Wonkette editor Juli wrote that "It gets better" regarding Weiner jokes she probably wasn't thinking that it gets better even if you have sent 8,000 pictures of your crotch to twitter followers.

karen June 13, 2011 at 8:23 am

I think the real crime here is being 46 years old and wearing a baseball cap backwards.

tribbzthesquidz June 14, 2011 at 11:30 am

I was thinking that too. Ugh. That's just unacceptable, even at the gym. What a dildo.

BZ1 June 13, 2011 at 8:41 am

There's a rehab center for stupidity? where can one sign up?

Limeylizzie June 13, 2011 at 8:42 am

I think Wonkette Jr needs to find the info on Dana Rohrbacher getting kicked out of Iraq and push that item for a while as the rest of the internet seems to have not noticed it.

mrblifil June 13, 2011 at 9:09 am

Yes but was it an Iraq out with his cock out?

Limeylizzie June 13, 2011 at 9:22 am

I will take this time to let all men and boys know that your cocks are not inherently pretty and the only reason we like them is because they feel good NOT look good, so keep them under wraps because they are not photogenic.

ttommyunger June 13, 2011 at 10:05 am

I have been told on more than one occasion that mine is pretty, by women; so, I've got THAT going for me, which is nice.

mrblifil June 13, 2011 at 10:16 am

Not to blow my horn, but I've heard similar remarks, while my horn was being blown. And let's not forget that looking at cooters and baby chutes is not always exactly an exercise in communing with aesthetic purity either.

riverside68 June 13, 2011 at 11:22 am

Women say some pretty crazy shit sometimes when all they really want is to get out of the room without a confrontation.

Negropolis June 13, 2011 at 10:59 pm

I know it's a crazy theory, but do you think the women-folk could actually be lying to us, you know, kind of like how we tell every woman we want to get involved with that we love them? I know, I know; shocker, but it's something we must consider.

CapeClod June 13, 2011 at 8:49 am

He should quit. Tiger Woods went into one of those sex rehab places and is now just a average duffer. Sex rehab steals all your mojo.

franco_pinyon June 13, 2011 at 9:00 am

I think that "Getting your weiner caught in a Twitter" is going to become the new euphemism for an embarrassing personal scandal.

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 2:30 pm

Zombie Katherine Graham thanks you for superceding John Mitchell's "getting her tit caught in a wringer".

Monsieur_Grumpe June 13, 2011 at 9:05 am

Weiner?
Hahahahaha!
Now I get it. Boy, am I slow.

mrblifil June 13, 2011 at 9:09 am

Anthony Weiner: Only Dude Ever To Do Shit Like This.

NorthStarSpanx June 13, 2011 at 1:12 pm

Meanwhile, millions of keyboards in normal households across the country had frantic fingers clearing out search histories and hitting the delete button.

emmelemm June 13, 2011 at 2:44 pm

But, as we learn from enumerable cop shows and other fine television programs, the cyber sleuths will always be able to "recover your purged data" and all your secrets will be used against you.

cheetojeebus June 13, 2011 at 9:11 am

Oh, for fuck's sake. One more post about this choked chicken necked fuck and I'll kill this whole basket of kittens. You hear. DO IT ONE MORE TIME AND THEY"RE DEAD! you want that on your conscience? they're really sweet, playing with a fuzzy ball of pink angora yarn. Little tiny fuzzy balls of love they are.
You've been warned.

riverside68 June 13, 2011 at 11:25 am

Yah right with all their little needle claws and teeth Fuck the cittens, did you see the latest weiner weiner?

tymberwolf817 June 13, 2011 at 11:40 am

Seriously. Quick! Kill those little demons before they smother you in your sleep.

Tundra Grifter June 13, 2011 at 9:19 am

I'm suffering from CWC – Compulsive Wonkette Commenting. 800+ and counting.

Do you recommend drugs or self-help tapes?

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 2:32 pm

Yes.

Jukesgrrl June 13, 2011 at 8:19 pm

I recommend a visit to Sierra Tucson. Enroll quickly and you might get to be in Anthony Weiner's class.

Negropolis June 13, 2011 at 11:10 pm

Well, if you'd been paying attention, you'd see that rehab is the obvious answer. I mean, Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan have been (multiple times!), and look how well they've turned out since.

easybaked June 13, 2011 at 9:21 am

You know which other cocksure patriot was crazy and made serious errors of judgement?

OurHoboSenator June 13, 2011 at 9:29 am

George W. Bush?

Nothingisamiss June 13, 2011 at 9:31 am

I missed that by 2 minutes?

Nothingisamiss June 13, 2011 at 9:32 am

I'm gonna have to go with the original Dick-Cheney.

horsedreamer_1 June 13, 2011 at 11:11 am

Nathan Hale?

tymberwolf817 June 13, 2011 at 11:41 am

Lord Eddard Stark?

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Benedick Arnold?

Gleem_McShineys June 13, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Biggus Dicchus?

Negropolis June 13, 2011 at 11:12 pm

Benjamin Franklin many, many, many times on many, many, many issues?

I love the guy for his relentless spirit, but his immigration policy would fit right with the modern-day Tea Party's. Needless to say that "swarthy Germans" is used quite liberally.

mumbly_joe June 13, 2011 at 9:30 am

Perhaps by using some Twitter coupon at a strip club where they dress up like schoolgirls who watch MSNBC for some reason?

Oh please oh please oh please tell me that this is an actual thing that really exists.

horsedreamer_1 June 13, 2011 at 11:12 am

It's prolly in Portland, but it's prolly only tuned to MSNBC when Rachel is on. Otherwise, it's all Progress Now!

Gleem_McShineys June 13, 2011 at 3:11 pm

The coupon? Sorry, no. You have to pay full price.

LiveToServeYa June 13, 2011 at 9:37 am

One man starts a useless war and makes it through to the end of his term. Another sends vaguely lewd twit-pics to women on teh intarnets and people call for his head. Dems all rolled over on the issue of impeaching W, yet here they are, breathing fire. Our sense of outrage is SO misplaced.

hollywooddood June 13, 2011 at 9:58 am

This doesn't become a real news story until congresswomen start tweeting vag pics.

El Pinche June 13, 2011 at 9:59 am

I'm betting on Sticky Nikki Haley.

ttommyunger June 13, 2011 at 10:08 am

"“…without the pressures of being a member of Congress.” Oh PULEEZE, Nancy! The only pressure our Congressturds pay any attention to comes from lobbyists.

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 2:36 pm

HA, you have it ttommy. This whole Weiner thing was just an underground publicity campaign for the benefit of the smoked sausage lobby.

DashboardBuddha June 13, 2011 at 10:13 am

I think I speak for many… I'm sick of his dick.

crybabyboehner June 13, 2011 at 10:34 am

I sure hope his wife gives him a nice Father's Day present.

flamingpdog June 13, 2011 at 2:38 pm

The Lorena Bobbit Ebay store promises quick delivery!

carlgt1 June 13, 2011 at 10:37 am

why bother with therapy — Repugs caught in a scandal just cry to baby Jesus and are immediately forgiven by their dipshit teabaggin' followers….

horsedreamer_1 June 13, 2011 at 11:13 am

Clearly, this is guerrilla marketing for the final two-part installment of the Twilight film series. Look at that neck! No vampire would be able to resist!

gurukalehuru June 13, 2011 at 2:05 pm

I am officially bored with the Weiner's wiener meme.
Hang in there, Tony. Fuck Nancy Pelosi. I don't mean literally. God, that would be gross. Just fuck Nancy Pelosi.

DahBoner June 13, 2011 at 2:33 pm

The latest news is that Republicans are still putting pressure on a fat Wiener?

riverside68 June 13, 2011 at 4:20 pm

Oh man I loved that one and completely forgot it.

Thanks for the flashback!

ttommyunger June 14, 2011 at 9:10 am

In my meager experience, the really nice women love them some dick. Looking, touching, etc.etc.etc. They are different, though. Some like to be warmed up to the boiling point before they see or feel one. Iss all good to me, I can play by their rules pretty much.

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