Let us get something out of the way, first: We almost totally agree with the National Review Online “The Corner” writer who typed this about the Anthony Weiner scandal. The whole story is gross and doesn’t really matter and says very little about us, as a people, except for what we already know — that we’re a gross nation of gross people doing gross things, on Twitter. But, because it was published on the National Review comedy blog, “The Corner,” it needed some ridiculous and offensive racial stereotype thrown in there, just to maintain institutional equilibrium. In other words, Anthony Weiner twit-picking his yfrog to some gal was just like the black youth and their loud hip-hop.
Ready? Here you go!
Weiner didn’t commit adultery or anything near adultery. He committed tasteless stupidity, and there’s no law against that. When reporters first asked him about the expose reports, he should have said “Butt out.”
The biggest offense in this case is the dirtying of the public airwaves and news-waves with ugly, trivial junk; it’s an offense like the one that used to be popular a generation ago with “urban youths,” who would carry around giant boom boxes and play music (or whatever it was) at deafening volumes.
Ha ha, was that even music, the racket those break-dancers would play through their ghetto blasters, when Reagan was president? Sounds more like some cannibals playing bongos! [National Review Online]
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"[Weiner] committed tasteless stupidity…"
Well, The Corner would be the go-to expert for tasteless stupidity. Faux News is the authority on boorish inHannity.
I just had a flashback to the '50's with people calling Elvis "devil music".
And Ed Sullivan not showing his gyrating hips.
Don't blame Sullivan. It was the network censors. Sullivan broke ground allowing all sorts of musicians on TV that were previously not allowed at all.
Sweaty young people jerking and grinding to the degenerate jungle rhythms!
Rise of the Planet of the Apes. In Theatres August 2010.
To be fair, hip-hop music sucks.
Yes, I'm old. And when I first realized I hated that hip-hop crap with a passion, I said to myself, "Jesus, now you've become one of those cranky old people who used to say that the music you listened to sucked." And then I started thinking about the music I listened to when I was young and realized that it sucked too. Not as badly as hip-hop, but much worse than the music of my parent's generation. But their music kind of sucked too.
And then I listened to the music of my grand-parents' generation, and realized it sucked too, but not nearly as badly as my parents' music.
And then I realized the most awful truth about our culture that I've ever had to face: every generation thinks that the generation coming after them is more degenerate in their tastes and diminished in soul, and every generation is right.
Yeah, yeah, whatever, you little baggy-panted monkey-whappers. I don't even care what you say. I'm going to go over here and be old. Leave me alone.
Congratulations. You have independently verified Sturgeon's Law.
That's not what I said, whipper-snapper. What I said has far worse implications than that. If it's true that every generation judges its own product as 90% crap, that only makes it all the worse.
I think disliking the music of the next generation is part of the social contract, isn't it?
Oh, the idiocracy of it….
I read it more as the "fallacy of the golden age", in which everyone assumes that everything used to be better in the past. I guess it's kind of a corollary to Sturgeon's Law.
I refuse to believe any genre that can produce Dizzee Rascal is worthless. & there're plenty of other stellar performers besides the young Briton, Dylan Mills. (Yes, his name is Dylan. No, he is not white, nor from Winnetka.)
Actually, I think its more that each generations mainstream (ie the stuff you hear on the radio) music becomes more corporate and thus more sucky. There is plenty of good independent music now, and I haz teh oldz too.
christ! just how old are you?
Methuselah is a youngblood.
The 50's, eh? That's when people were still wiping themselves with leaves from the virgin forests, right?
That's when they were banging rocks together to make music. Then they would roll them down the hill. Thus was the phrase "rock and roll" born.
You are aptly named, HistoriCat.
Discworld, baby!
Actually, trees hadn't fully evolved yet so those needle things kind of hurt our butts
And we liked it! We loved it!
It was at the tail end of the Neolithic.
WOW! I had a flashback to a documentary I saw on the History Channel* about Elvis.
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* 100% history-free since 2007
Did it involve Ghosts and/or Aliens?
The biggest offense in this case is the dirtying of the public airwaves and news-waves with ugly, trivial junk
So I assume the National Review will not be discussing this story. Oh wait.
My understanding is that the junk in question was not trivial.
"music (or whatever it was) "
Oh, snap! They told us, d'in't they?
Hey, at least rock and roll can pursue it's satanic agenda without worry now because people are white.
Oooh, someone at NRO has watched Do The Right Thing.
Radio Raheem is gonna bust up their pizza joint now…
On VHS. In 1993.
Fight the power?
"I Don’t Care What Photos Anthony Weiner Sends."
I don't care what BS David Gelernter posts.
Isn't hip hop too urban for the NRO?
They did enjoy that Keynes v. Hayek rap battle.
http://econstories.tv/
It's still rock and roll to me.
As if anyone at the NRO has actually spoken to a black person.
HERMAN CAIN
J.C. WATTS
And for those old school token-hoppers son you best remember CLARENCE you.
P.S.: We have a strict "one minority at a time" policy.
Thomas Sowell!
(Apparently, he's the Jim Newell of the Conservatard community, well forgotten.)
Peggy Noonan saw a Mexican once, but I guess she isn't one of their columnists.
I miss the Peggy Noonan updates!
I second.
I third.
Newell really had it in for ol' Peggy. I liked that about him.
I'm afraid that if I ever meet her, I will blurt, "Oh, Peggington Noonington!"
I've been dying to meet her. After reading Newell's post years back, I'd always said that if I met her, I'd beg her to title her memoir: "Once, I saw a Mexican…" and drive home the point that the ellipsis have to be present in the title for the proper effect.
I think that may very well have been the high watermark of Wonkette. It certainly was of Newell's illustrious tenure. Ah, Dame Noonaningtonshire!
Noonaningtonshire updates were downright Newellian.
I have a friend who, upon returning from a work-related vacation in Virginia, was asked "do you think you'd like to live there?"
He said "yes, but they already have a Mexican".
LOWKEY – TERRORIST? (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
carrots . sticks . coercive diplomacy
Lupe Fiasco – Words I Never Said ft. Skylar Grey [Music Video]
"Trivial junk?" They'd have no objection if his junk had been more substantial?
It looked pretty damn substantial to me.
But Breitbart said it was just a trick of perspective… That couldn't have been sour grapes, could it. Or bitter, seething envy?
Brietbart sees all dicks from a "trick" perspective.
I thought it was pretty hot. Don't judge me.
Were these the Jewish Urban Youth or the Irish Urban Youth? I can't keep that shit separate!
damn son, that post on nro's the cornizzle was tight. fuck this hip hop and blunts, i'm voting albino in 2012. izzle.
I think they're on to something. If you take away the whole penis thing, I'm pretty sure Anthony Weiner is still black.
But his massive penis certainly holds its own against whatever the bruthas can come up with….
believe you can keep the whole penis thing, just for stereotypes…
Also, have you seen the lyrics to that rap "music"? It's just filthy and violent, and demeaning to women. You'd think that last would upset liberals, but really it just exposes their hypocrisy.
We need to put warning labels on that shit!
Tipper, is that you?
Yup because when you make movies where you shoot people, sleep with woman out of wedlock, and all sorts of other gratuitous sex and violence you can only get elected as a Republican in California. When you let your daughter's boyfriend sleep over your house and they get to share a bedroom, you get elected Governor of Alaska. You would think this would upset conservatives, but I had a point here about hypocrisy but I forgot it….
I've always been amazed that the portraying of wife-beating on prime-time television is apparently perfectly acceptable, but saying "fuck" or "ass" will certainly destroy us all.
cannibals playing bongos
Maynard G. Krebs ate human flesh? Damn, I missed that episode!
I never saw it, but I was always hoping Bring me the Head of Dobie Gillis was a really gross, over the top gore-fest.
Oh yeah. It's a classic. Maynard's leaves his lunch on the hood of a car which drives off. [laugh track] He jumps up and down in frustration. [laugh track] He stops by Dobie's father's grocery store and asks for some "like grub daddy-o". [laugh track] Dobie's father says "sure, just do some work around the store". Maynard is aghast. "WORK?!?" [laugh track] He grabs a butcher knife and cuts up Dobie's father and starts eating. "He's not as tough as he looks" [big laugh track] Then Maynard carves a swastika in his forehead. [fade out, applause].
"ugly, trivial junk"???
Dudes, I thought it looked pretty damn substantial!
I got out of the boat. I know, I know! But the mangoes, the delicious mangoes!!!
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Thank you for your service to our nation. Our Wonkette Nation™.
I don't think Gerlernter provides a good example here of Judaism's "way of being."
He's complaining. About black culture. The only way he could be more Jewish is if he was doing it while counting a pile of gold coins.
Rather than castigating you for your bigotry, I'll teach you a little lesson-
Jews were a major part of the civil rights movement from the beginning. In 1909, W.E.B. Dubois, Julius Rosenthal, Lillian Wald, Rabbi Emil G. Hirsch, Stephen Wise and Henry Malkewitz formed the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. One year later other prominent Jewish and Black leaders created the Urban League. Julius Rosenwald and Booker T. Washington worked together in 1912 to improve the educational system for Blacks in the South.
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. once said, "The segregationists and racists make no distinction between the negro and the Jew."
But you're so right, it's totally stereotypical for Jews to hate black people.
I think almost all of our bible-thumpin' politicians have disgraced whatever holy books they claim to follow in favor of chasing the Holy Dollar Bill.
For instance, one could follow the career of Senator Joe Lieberman. Or any right-wing Cathlick one might care to name.
And then we have the followers of White Southern Christian Jesus, folks who just wants to build the fence, cut taxes, and cheer for capital punishment.
I guess I'm getting long-windy and boring here, but I'll finish with this: the people who proclaim their God-worthiness the loudest are the also the most venal, vicious shits around.
Can't we all get along?
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I really don't want to get along with the people you bring up.
Er, he said complaining, not hating. I'm Jewish and I've heard a relative or two denigrate things like rap music and speech patterns over the years the same way they might make a snarky comment about goyim eating mayonnaise on white bread or something. Doesn't mean they hated black people or thought the Urban League was a terrible idea. And in any case, this is Wonkette! Thin skin around here is a bug, not a feature.
I only read Wonket for the history.
I read it to see if Glenn Beck will finally be prosecuted for raping and murdering that young girl in 1990.
You haven't been here long. I can tell just in passing that you're a little too serious, here. You're had more than one too many judgemental comments, here. You better find some humor, my friend, or you're going to be miserable as hell, or more so than you already are.
As annoying as the thin-skinned are Hall Monitors scolding about "how we do things here."
I guess this is your idea of snark. Haha. what is your religion/race/ethnicity as I am sure any moronic member of those represents all of "you"
What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had wisdom? Bullshit, man!
I read it for the latest on the Palin Hookworm Conjecture, duh.
This thread is confusing. Who do you mean by "him"?
I can only blame this editorial drift on Ken Layne's early exit.
I watched a snail…crawl…along the edge of a straight razor.
Then I had moar buttsex.
The whore diamonds….the whore diamonds….
Whom the gods would destroy, they first give Twitter accounts.
And big dicks.
Ghetto blasters — yeah, those were the days. The only thing worse was the welfare queens, and the MTV.
Money for nothin' and chicks for free.
OOOHHHHHH!
Thank you thank you thank you!
I thought it was "Get your Monkeys for nothin' and your Chimps for free."
To think I could have shuffled off this mortal coil without knowing.
If it's not, it should be.
yup, welfare queens in cadilacs. That's pretty much the only thing I remember about the 80s. Oh, and Saint Ronnie trading arms and coke.
And I'm complimenting you by considering it a song!
My love explodes for your Dukes reference.
You're literally one in a million, Cavey!
What, you mean this?
EDIT: money quote at 2:27
Snap! Thanks for the citation!
You're quite welcome. A friend of mine just turned me onto that a couple weeks ago. We were having an epic facebook thread about the Dukes, and he blew all our minds when he pulled that out.
btw, have you seen the reissue?
http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/2009/02/23/dukes…
apparently, it included a "The Deaf Hear" button.
I'll have to check that out! So are you down with the Damned side project Naz Nomad and the Nightmares? I think I picked up both records around the same time around '86. Great stuff. Appreciate the info.
tasteless stupidity
Aw, shit. Junior went retro and brought us back to Late Night Shots.
Aces!
Needs moar upfist.
Why can't he just dress up like a nazi and reenact WW2 battles like a normal person?
"Urban youth" + ghettoblasters > "Suburban olds" + talk radio
>Single-wide meth lab + Lynyrd Skynyrd, also, too.
At least they didn't play the Jew card. I mean with that crazy Kletzmer music and all.
crazy Kletzmer music
Oh noes! Palin gots into yer klezmers an' put teh infamous "T" insida it!
She plays the clutzmer.
not to menschen anything about those yarmulkes and mikvah baths.
Weiner blasts Matisyahu when he feels especially "urban".
Congressmen, with their bippin' and their boppin', and their hippin' and their hoppin' don't know what the jazz is all about.
Yes, all the coverage has been a complete waste of time, but it sure has made it easier for me to choose which programs to watch or listen to: If they lead with Weiner (looking at YOU, Tweety) I change channels or turn it off. Same with $arah. This policy has freed up a lot of my time, and I think I'm better for it. Maybe Layne has rubbed off on me a bit.
"Maybe Layne has rubbed off on me a bit."
Hope he didn't leave any sticky residue.
"Layne" – is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Maybe Layne has rubbed off on me a bit.
I hope he bought you dinner first, at least.
Why am I reminded of Arsenio Hall?
And MC Hammer?
It was the Beatles. They destroyed our culture with that seditious rhythm music.
And turned priests into boy touchers.
It's an article on "The Corner" that doesn't obliquely discuss K-Lo's tingly parts? TL:DR.
I honestly want to know why there are quotemarks around those two words.
"Quotemarks", such as?
Aw, NRO is just yankin' our chain. We know they're down with it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
How urban can Weiner be – he doesn't wear a hoodie.
Get it?
Ugh, so much wrong with that joke. Sorry everybody. Would you believe me if I said my IntenseDebate account was hacked?
Reads like one of yours.
Eh. I liked it.
It's not one of your best, but what can you do? You're just one gullywompr, man.
Unexpectedly funny/lame, actually.
So when Anthony Weiner was twit-picking his yfrog to some gal he was just banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee?
Go yfrog!
(???)
Haha, The Corner said "junk."
Unintentionally hilarious "blog" is hilarious.
it’s an offense like the one that used to be popular a generation ago with “urban youths,”
NRO sure has it's finger on the pulse of America, doesn't it?
It's not even "these kids today," it's "those kids 20 years ago"….who are all in their 30s and 40s now. So this was probably written by someone at least in their 50s, maybe older.
If thinking "I'm going to go online and complain about the music kids were listening to 20 years ago" doesn't just make you a cranky old fart, nothing does.
Probably just a young plagiarizing resentimentalist….you do understand there have been no new ideas among young republicans since Reagan went dotty…
"I had a lawn once. Those damn kids would not get off it! Damn kids! That lawn was something special, I tell you…."
Methinks “The Corner” writer doth protest too much. I guess Weiner isn't the only one to tweet a pic of his junk.
NRO Eats Cannibals….
Where have you gone, Charles Bronson? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
So Seal Team VI can put a bullet in one of them.
Where's Bernie Goetz when you need him.
Young Jeff Goldblum & Young Lawrence Fishburne would rather you not do that.
Exactly what the fuck were welfare queens supposed to do with a block of cheese? This was pre-Food Network, so who knew how to weave random ingredients into bison and goat cheese quiche?
I haz a confused: Weiner isn't black, and as far as I know neither is the woman to whom he sent the pics of his naughty bits. And yet this National Review person somehow finds an excuse to make this about the unruly Colored folk and their unruly Colored music?
Somewhere in what Mark Twain called the Everlasting Tropics, I like to think Wm. F. Buckley, who wanted to deny African Americans their right to vote because he knew he wouldn't approve of how they'd exercise it, must be very, very proud.
Actu-ally, the first lady identified as receiving Weenie pix is black. I doubt the author of the stupid NR article cares about that, though.
And I doubt Weiner knew it either.
The latest NYT article (actual journalism; take notes Breitbart!) throws some light on this whole weird episode: Weiner did this A LOT. Whenever some female fan got a bit too gushy, he turned the conversation toward sex and started with the junk shots. Only he knows how far he'd have been willing to take things, but it's creepy enough for me to want him gone.
In the twitterverse, everybody (nobody) is black.
"Weiner didn’t commit adultery or anything near adultery."
Yeah… "internet doesn't count" is about two heartbeats away from "blowjobs don't count" and "assfucking for Jesus doesn't count."
Methinks he doth protest too much.
Blowjobs totally count. It's the handjobs that are iffy.
I thought blowjobs only count if she swallows.
What matters is whether she spills a bit on her blue dress.
It's the Clinton rule: Every drop counts.
"No Drop Left (in the) Behind"
Sorry to all the Clinton apologists, but the Clinton rule is: Lie and keep lying beyond all bounds of plausibility, until proof appears.
Then issue a petulant non-apology apology, blame your enemies, and quickly retake the 'moral high ground'. (See Hillary, sniper fire.)
Still nowhere near as horrific as the lies of Bush/Cheney, but that's not much to brag about.
Guppy, if you think they're the same, I can send you a load of sperm by FedEx, so you can taste the difference…
I remember back in "the day" when Bill Buckley would play the Brandenberg Concertos so loud that his colored maid had trouble ghost writing his spy novels.
Who cares? My pretend boyfriend has broken my heart and I refuse to think about him. But what about you, wonkette Junior? (Not your real name, I think). Isn't it time you had something to represent you besides that stupid green or purple or whatever color that stupid little figure is?
And you're up to 600+ posts. Damn good for one person, or shipload of persons, or snarkbot or whatever the fuck you are. How long is the wonkette probationary period? Aren't you pretty close to becoming a regular employee by now, with those great wonkette benefits and salary and expense account and shit?
Benefits? Salary? Expense Accounts?
All they get is an inside seat on the galley and half off on Wonkettinis.*
*From 6:15-6:17 a.m. On February 29th only.
What goes into a Wonkettini? 9 parts gin, 1 part Cutty Snark?
I read it for the erudite dick jokes.
Whatever happened to buttsex and panda cults?
They were my favorites.
New management.
"Gimme tha butterstick"
–Last Panda in Paris
this thread pandas to oldism…
your point does bear scrutiny.
I read it for the flaming dick wars.
"Warts." I swear that said warts a second ago!
Thank the lord it does not now.
I've never been with a Palin woman, so I should be safe from flaming dick warts. (crosses fingers)
…we’re a gross nation of gross people doing gross things….
I don't know about that, but I sure like that Cuban Beauty, Vida Guerra, on the Wonkette, who Poses Nude in a Sexy Ad, and I fully intend to Check It Out and Learn How I Can Spice Up My Life!
I always learn so much at the wonket…
But did you give up on gay men? I know I did!
I keep thinking she must be some kind opf ploy. With a name like Vida Guerra? So I refused to clicky because I figured it was some book about how really, we are still fucking over the Cuban people.
Turns out she's real, though (Wikipedia done tole me, so it must be true).
You know what else this Weiner tastelessness reminds me of? Remember when those Urban people started wearing their hair all poofed up in one of them there Afros back in the '70s. Exactly the same thing. And the berets, the black berets, too. Same deal.
Today David Gelernter has become Simpsons Cosby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPzTq7PJIQQ
Genuinely shocking but true: David Gelertner, the author of that take (he's written things far more noxious btw, though sexism is usually his stock in trade more than racism) was a Unabomber victim.
And suddenly I'm feeling some kinship with a deranged, livin-in-the-woods, wearin-a-hoodie-and-sunglasses nutjob….
I am a Christian, but I don't think Gerlernter provides a good example here of Judaism's "way of being." I am sure he doesn't speak for the majority of religious Jews.
Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions….
Hath not a Jew a dick that he whips out, photographs and sends to women on the internets?
See, white people have political sex scandals like this, and black people have political sex scandals like that. Amirite; can I get a witness? Where my bruthas at?
I'd totally forgotten about Jim Gibbons' sexy scandal. Now that was a proper Las Vegas sex scandal. Gibbons had to have been one of the most corrupt governors in modern history.
Yoyoyo, National Review – Word Up!11
Chanelling Flava Flav.
Even more strange is that Weiner may not actually own the photos of his weiner and that Breitbart could actually be in trouble for stealing.
Although this is total speculation, there is a grain of WTF? going on here.
"Fine Print Blurs Who’s in Control of Online Photos" http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/23/technology/23te…
i don't think the organization that employs kathyn lopez should be talking about 'tasteless stupidity'.
whenever i see any mention of national review, i remember they had to fire a buckley.
and then i laugh.
I can agree that his junk is trivial, but I think it's unfair to call it ugly, or at least uglier than other penises, which are all ugly, without having actually seen it.
the Nat Review making a case for the Weinie? is that to give cover for the inevitable Repub with a chambermaid, or more likely, houseboy??
what an ugly, stupid world we live in.
"Urban Youths" wearing "Kangols" are "Blasting" their "Boom Boxes" in my yard and doing a "Rapp".
how long has "urban youth" been a conservative buzzword? They are getting sneakier with their racism.
You know how you get rid of these rabble-rousers? You simply send them away, possibly to one of the Koreas or Japan or something, you know, on the other side of the world. Urban-youth-in-Asia. Bam! Problem solved.
Dave Mustaine, is that you?
He likes dumb tweets and he can lie
You other bloggers can't deny
That when a girl posts in with an itty bitty tweet
And an iniquitous thing in your facebook
You get sprung, wanna pull out your Blackberry
Well, Weiner's a democrat, and those urban youths people are (usually) black. Both are scary to national review. Both are people Breitbrat secretly lusts after…
They printed my comment, Bless Their Hearts!
They sure are the family values party, all right. The Manson family, in particular. Actually, not even that family, 'cause they were far too socialist for the GOP.
The Mansons were a goddamn fucking commune, were they not? All for one and one for all? (OK, not really, because it was all for Charlie, but still…)
Disembodied male voice, retiree: Come here, Colleen…
Colleen: Dad?
Male voice: Say something for the tape.
Colleen: Dad… What is that? What're you holding?
Male voice: Why, it's a cassette recorder.
Colleen: No, dad, that's — that's a "ghetto-blaster".
Male voice: A what!?
Colleen: A ghetto-blaster. Like the… people… in the ghetto…
Male voice: You mean, the riff-raff?
Colleen: Yeah. They walk around, carry it around on their shoulders…
Male voice: Well, this thing's a cassette recorder.
You know what's so sad about this particular piece? Aside from that one distracting point he tries to make, it's basically a piece about how sick he is of this apology kabuki, how he'd doesn't believe we need public apologies. But, that one distracting point is kind of the "But beside that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?" point of the piece.
Not only is it a crass point with all kinds of racial undertones, but it's an enitrely incorrect observation. Music usually reflects an environment. You know how the airwaves and the "news-waves" got to be dirtied by "trivial junk"? It's when the news stopped reporting news and decided to go all in on chasing the dollar. That's more vulgar than any music lyric.
And Big Diamond (that's what they called Kwame down in Detroit) could have learned a single thing from Weiner: Don't fucking sext on your official, city-issued SkyTel pagers. Good god was that man stupid.
Also, don't kill your hookers. Also.
Unless you're David Vitter.
(Yes, his goons's victim was the madam, not the ho. Still…)
I don't think that was Vitter. I think it was someone whose name had yet to come out.
Yeah, I know, I know. It was ruled a suicide. I'm sure the Tarpon Springs PD brought all the resources of CSI to the investigation. There was no federal investigation whatsoever.
There were a slew of highly convenient suicides and small plane crashes in the waning days of the Bush administration.
…now back that thang up! (What' s the name of this dance?)
If Weiner's tweeting is the urban youth music of stupidity, Sarah Palin's whole career is Wagner's "Ring Cycle" of pure fail.
This comment may be a little on the esoteric side, but personally, I think it's right on.
"December 7th, 1941 — a date which will live in infamy — the United States was suddenly and deliberately attacked by the Empire of Japan. It is an affront to decency, like the licentious and improper music of that Negro scoundrel, Cab Calloway."
All I get out of my boom box is,
How I wish I weren’t a Wiener twitter tweet fan.
Bulging dicks not what I need to see, e, e
And if I never was a Wiener Tweet fan
That fuckup Breitbart would stop calling me.
Oh those "Urban Youths." Playing their JAZZ MUSIC and consorting with all the white wimminz. I want my country baaaaaaaack!
Next NRO Headline:
"True Cause Of Global Warming: Thug Hip-Hoppers 'Grinding Shawties In Da Club'"
Downfister loves the Ron Jeremy.
What's more badass than sommelier-cup bling?
Some dumb ass was on MSNBC last night saying that Weiner had embarrassed the Democratic party….last time I checked Anthony didn't tweet the Donkey dick to some chick….oh, wait, nevermind.
Don't Worry, Be Happy!
You know who ELSE had a hard-on for "Degenerate Art"?!
Ha, black people, am I right? They so crazy!
I blame those thuggish "urban youths" the Fresh Prince and DJ Jazzy Jeff.
God forbid those thugs are ever invited to the 'White' House!
Uncle Phil will have their black asses thrown right out.
Just like everyone talked incessantly about John Ensign's disease, coercing sex out of an employee, who just happened to be the wife of his best friend, also an employee, and living all the while in a weirdo flophouse run by a cult.
Oh, wait, they didn't.
Old people.
Prolly checked with famous hipster George Will as a source for this literary gem.
[/flips through daughter's iPod]
Well, there's a quite a big gaping ocean of suck there, alright. But it's not all horrible.
I mean, check out the tits on that Katy Perry gal, f'rinstance.
You allow your daughter to have an iPod? Aren't you nice…
I fourthington….
Wait — who are we scolding? I'm lost.
Really, whatever. You're one of the top scolds here on a number of levels. I'd expect you to defend the snarkless. It's the pot calling the kettle a black dude.
Wonkette is rife with vile stereotypes and slurs used ironically for comedic effect, and everyone seems to understand that, and their inclusions often make the best posts. It's watermelons, black dicks, etc…all day long, and people seem to get it. Someone sardonically brings up the "money-counting Jew" stereotype, and we get treated to an unfunny lecture on the role of Jews in the civil rights movements (something every single educated person knows about BTW).
Nigga, please, is all I have left to say.
More to the point, who are we going to spank? I call dibs on Limey Lizzie.
No, I don't think it should matter that she's not even in this thread.
Spanking beyond the thread, are we? Sounds sexxy.
Every Tom Friedman book should be titled, "I was talking to a cab driver…" and every Megan McCardle book must be titled, "I was talking to a person on the bus…"
Note the all-important ellipses.
How long until one of these bubble people tries to prove their 'street cred' with, "I was talking to my chambermaid…" or "As my footman pointed out…"? Or possibly, "As I bent the houseboy over the credenza…"?
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