Dept. Of Education Now Using SWAT Teams To Terrorize Student Loan Defaulters

Who are those creepy masked guys with guns kicking holes in your door before dawn? Here in America, giant corporations don’t pay taxes, but the Department of Education now sends in SWAT teams to beat up student loan defaulters and their families. If you haven’t made your minimum loan payment lately, make sure to sleep with your clothes on. Aren’t you glad you took that 8am stats summer course that cost you $800 per credit?

Acting on orders from the U.S. Department of Education, a S.W.A.T. team broke into a California home Tuesday at 6 a.m. and reportedly roughed up a man — all because of his estranged wife’s defaulted student loans. She wasn’t there.

Yet, Kenneth Wright of the city of Stockton was grabbed by the neck by handcuffed before he and his three young children were put in a police car as the officers search his house, he told ABC News10. He said he was in his underwear the whole time.

We smell a new COPS spin-off. [RawStory]

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136 comments

  1. nounverb911

    "He said he was in his underwear the whole time."
    Good thing he wasn't in the shower when he was arrested.

    1. user-of-owls

      Not so fast. The SWAT team tweeted pix of him to young girls and cc'ed Breitbart.

  2. user-of-owls

    This is so going into my intro syllabus. What a great motivator when those snarling sophomores start sassing.

    1. GhostBuggy

      user-of-owls, are you actually Dr. Smith from "Lost in Space"? Because you sound like it, and that would be pretty awesome.

    1. Lionel[redacted]Esq

      Turns out that Fat, Drunk and Stupid (and Knocked Up) is the way to go through life.

  3. Oblios_Cap

    Bring back debtors prisons!

    It's morning in America. The thousand points of light you're seeing is because you got whacked in the head by a police baton.

    1. guangho

      Don't cry for me SUNY
      I shall not leave you
      All through the gang rapes
      And my sad existence
      I'm…SUNY…and always will be

  4. memzilla

    Hell, let's let the banks hire Blackwater/Xe and go after the credit card and mortgage defaulters!

    1. Banelm

      This is, of course, more a matter of time than anything else. The thin facade of legal protections is all but gone, especially in states with teaparty governors.
      PS: SEND HELP!!

  5. GuyClinch

    Suddenly I feel an urgent need to return the overdue copy of Dignity to the library. SWAT teams evidently have time on their hands and need shit to do.

  6. DaRooster

    See. If the damn student loans were not from the Gubmint… the non-Gubmint loan folk would have had to hire someone to go in, choke the guy and scare the shit out of his kids… T-Paw's strategy WOULD work. Job creation!

  7. hagajim

    Good thing he didn't illegally download porn or something….they'd have probably executed him in front of his kids for that.

  8. SayItWithWookies

    I think it says in Leviticus that if any woman shall pay Phoenix University $20,000 to end up with qualifications to be a dental assistant's assistant, her husband and children shall endure unforseeable suckage (and not the good kind) unto the seventh generation. Alas, our current pre-college education system doesn't teach kids the really important lessons in life — i.e., the difference between what's actually a college and what's just magic beans whose purchase you'll be regretting for the rest of your life.

  9. Goonemeritus

    Wouldn’t it more efficient to carpet bomb areas that are primarily populated with hipster types?

  10. freakishlywrong

    Holy fuck. I bet they don't do that shit to people who are late on their LAW school loans.

  11. BlueStateLibel

    Next: Swat Teams will be kicking your door in for overdue library books. But seriously, the civilized countries probably aren't even laughing at us anymore, just crying.

    1. finallyhappy

      well, hell yeah- how long do I have to wait to get that new Nicole Krauss book from my library???

    2. user-of-owls

      In a generation or less, we've transformed ourselves into something akin to a Zdeno Chara-sized retard. On meth. With a rocket launcher.

      They're neither laughing nor crying. They're cowering.

      1. m_supercomputer

        True story: A few years ago, Canada did some kind of drama series or miniseries about its government. It included the characters discussing management of various natural resources, like timber & oil etc. A big part of the response to the series, as I remember it, was people basically going "ssshhh, we don't mention that. The Americans might hear you!"

  12. GhostBuggy

    It's a good thing we've got President Obama and not some commie pinko, negro-loving liberal in the White House who probably would be aghast at the D of E using goon squads to terrorize American children. A damn good thing.

    1. problemwithcaring

      Well look on the bright side: now good white liberals like you get to use the word negro in polite company and make pissy "non-jokes" about a mis-reported story. So there's that.

      1. GhostBuggy

        Yes, I'm pretty certain that's what "good white liberals" are clamoring for, is to use the word "negro" more. They also, I guess, want to call people commies and pinkos? Or maybe they just want to use it to mock what some in this country might think upon hearing this news, if the President was a white person himself, as some of them wish was the case.

        Also, you're convinced of the color of my skin because…?

        1. problemwithcaring

          I read your comment and said "like you" because you do a fair job of mimicking their lines. White liberal purists, white liberal purists apologist: it's all the same.

          Also, ew. I don't care about your skin color. I comment on wonkette and the av club, qed, I don't see race.

          1. GhostBuggy

            I don't know what you mean by white liberal purist, so maybe I'm missing a big point here.

            Look, my pissy non-joke had two points. 1. There are plenty of people out there who would delight in seeing a black guy get his door knocked in by feds, whatever the reason, and would then drop all that non-interference bullshit they spout b/c this time a black guy is the victim. 2. It would be nice if, as Obama's term continues, he didn't seem to be less and less the liberal that would be pissed off at the federal government doing such a thing and more of a guy who got us involved in even more wars, compromises far too much with the crybaby clementine, and so on.

            Now, if this news turns out to be wrong, then great! But you joke with the news you have, not the news you wish you had. And maybe it's the Obama criticism you don't care for, I don't know, but "lesser of two evils" is not an acceptable situation.

          2. problemwithcaring

            You are a fucking idiot. 1) The story was updated and corrected. Read it.

            2) Keep the pissy non-jokes on AV club, and you won't get pissy responses on wonkette.

          3. GhostBuggy

            Jesus fuck, you are stupid. So I'm supposed to delete any post I made after a story's been updated? I know the story's changed. Maybe we should all just give each story a two-day grace period before we make jokes.

          4. GhostBuggy

            Forgot to add: I also comment once in a great while at the AV Club. I've always wondered if there's much crossover between here and there. I'm probably going to take a break from them, though; I was recently involved in too-long discussion where I brought up the fantastical notion that perhaps, just maybe, Bigfoot is not, you know, real. I was informed that this cannot be the case in many long posts.

  13. natoslug

    If only his wife had become a forklift driver instead, she wouldn't have those expensive loans to repay.

    (if you're impatient with the Germans, and the slow buildup in their jokes, jump ahead to 2:48 or 3:40 and start from there. Yes, Germans have a sense of humour, dammit!)

    1. Giveusabob

      Aha! My favorite forklift training video! (Y'know, of the many I've watched on Youtube.)

      Cheers to you sir for somehow fabricating relevance to that video. Emphasis on the "somehow."

  14. widestanceroman

    What kind of nanny state does this without first shooting the dog?

    Oh, no dog? Fine, then shoot the dog at a wrong address or the kids at the right address. Justice must be served or the terrorists have won.

    1. HistoriCat

      Did they at least make the kids cry? Cause you're not doing it right if you don't leave the little ones bawling their eyes out.

  15. Callyson

    Next up: parking ticket scofflaws. Then overdue library books. And don't forget to register your pet!
    What? You want us to go after wealthy tax cheats? What do you think this is, a police state? Get out of my face, commie pinko bastard…

  16. Tundra Grifter

    I don't think the head of the Department of Education should have read the recent book by Ann Coulter.

  17. JustPixelz

    Turns out the young woman was in the house the whole time. The skills she learned at Jedi University let her wave off the SWAT team with a simple "This isn't the deadbeat you're looking for."

  18. BZ1

    showing up on "COPS" anytime now, "He said he was in his underwear the whole time…" that's primetime…

  19. Gopherit

    YAY! I have been waiting for debtor prisons! Free food and a bed. Way better than welfare.

  20. edgydrifter

    Someday soon, the government will send in its brute squad to harvest your indebted ass and then pay handsomely to have it chained to a workbench in a for-profit prison, thereby spending 100x the original debt so that lobbyists can continue throwing hooker parties for senators.
    No, that doesn't sound fascist much.

  21. SorosBot

    At least we have low taxes on the rich and corporations, though; high taxes are fascism, this is the government properly using force against citizens on behalf of the corporations, a doctrine which is good old conservative freedom.

  22. gullywompr

    I'm rendered snarkless. Time to just rename the Department of Education to the Ministry of Love

    1. DahBoner

      "TIme to just rename the Department of Education to the Ministry of Love"

      And it's gettin' close to "harvest time", Comrade…

    1. OneYieldRegular

      That's a fabulous graphic, thanks. One thing it largely omits is the incredible market for trading in student loans, which investors buy up by the busload for speculative purposes. So while you, the poor student just out of 4 years of joblessness training, is sitting there in a panic wondering how you're going to start paying back your thousands in loans starting a mere six months from graduation, rich investors are out playing with what you thought was your own investment in your future.

  23. prommie

    We are edging closer to debtor's prisons every day. If not for the fact that bankruptcy is in the Constitution, we'd probably be there, but, its not in the REAL part of the Constitution that was written by Jesus, so who knows.

  24. gullywompr

    That was my first response too. I read your list, but are there any news organizations reporting this?

  25. James Michael Curley

    The last time I did a count (around 1998) – there were 22 federal agencies with full 'police powers' and, of course, the entire US and territories as jurisdiction. But hey! if you don't owe the DoE that money, why you worryin' when the door caves?

      1. James Michael Curley

        I think she shoplifted a few packs of Oreo's Double Stuff from the Trump University Cafeteria.

      2. finallyhappy

        I used to work for Dept of Ed and like most IG offices- they shouldn't have sharpened pencils much less guns

  26. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    Great, now what is going to happen to me for that time I put on an old postage stamp, and yet the letter still got delivered?

  27. pinkocommi

    It is a War on the Poor and Middle Class. There are more of us, but the Rich have all the wealth and political power. The question is, when will our side start with the suicide bombs?

    1. James Michael Curley

      Five to one, baby
      One in five
      No one here gets out alive, now
      You get yours, baby
      I'll get mine
      Gonna make it, baby
      If we try

      The old get old
      And the young get stronger
      May take a week
      And it may take longer
      They got the guns
      But we got the numbers
      Gonna win, yeah
      We're takin' over
      Come on!

  28. HistoriCat

    The same way we're in 3 wars – once you pay for all that neato equipment you have to use it. You don't want your SWAT teams sitting around doing nothing.

  29. horsedreamer_1

    I have student-loan defaulters in my family, one generation removed — so, my parents's generation — but the principal individual is white, lives & votes Republican in Waukesha County, & is old enough not to have Paul Ryan abscond with her Medicare, so she's alright.

  30. mavenmaven

    When Pawlenty privatizes SWAT teams and puts them in the hands of the corporations, then we'll really have some fun every morning!

  31. MissusBarry

    Wow, and I thought that dude who's citizenship got held up in a security check for a couple years because of a student loan default got boned.

  32. Tommmcattt

    Kenneth Wright of the city of Stockton

    That says it all, really. Poor bastard.

  33. Sue4466

    Not to get in the way of some really great rants. But the story's been updated. It wasn't a SWAT team and it wasn't about student loan debt.

    But otherwise, that's some pretty damn accurate reporting!

    1. jus_wonderin

      It was a Terminator from the future, looking for Sarah Connor who was willing to spoil our leisure time after we give over total control to the robots.

    2. finallyhappy

      So the update says Dept of Ed did issue the warrant and it was for "criminal behavior"- but what kind of behavior connected to Dept of Ed warrants a kicked in door and arresting a guy and putting his kids in a police car?? I know about fraud investigations related to finances and to research at Fed agencies but we never had the people arrested like this.

      1. Sue4466

        I don't know! But maybe we can follow cable news' lead and just speculate the shit out of this story!

      2. LetUsBray

        Agreed. This doesn't leave things a whole lot better, even if it didn't look like hasty PR backside-covering.

      3. Doktor Zoom

        Considering the accuracy of the original report, we'll probably find out that two guys in suits knocked on the guy's door and asked his some questions, but they used a very unkind tone of voice.

  34. emmelemm

    You know, internet anonymity ain't what it used to be. I'd be careful with my a) true stories of possible malfeasance and b) dick pix.

  35. alaninthecastro

    Moral of the story, always wear clean underpants in case someone in your household has defaulted on a student loan.

    Also, rooming with a student loan defaulter still not quite as dangerous as being wrongly suspected of drug possession.

  36. fuflans

    when i was first introduced to the clash, they were a fab punk band ten years past their heyday and it was artistic hipster cool (though 'hipster' hadn't been invented yet) to be a clash fan.

    now, they are entirely necessary.

    how did we come to this?

  37. Chet Kincaid

    I don't have time to slog through all your day-old snark, but did Jr. or any of you notice that the story Wonkette linked was amended?

    "UPDATE: The Department of Education emailed Raw Story with a comment from spokesman Justin Hamilton to say the search warrant and raid were related to a criminal investigation, not a student loan default. The ABC affiliate has yanked its story that made the now seemingly false claim.

    “While it was reported in local media that the search was related to a defaulted student loan, that is incorrect. This is related to a criminal investigation. The Inspector General’s Office does not execute search warrants for late loan payments,” Hamilton said. “Because this is an ongoing criminal investigation, we can’t comment on the specifics of the case.”"

    1. problemwithcaring

      Damn you, Chet! With Ken gone, there are less and less bones for the "morally-weak negro just like bush" crowd. And you had to spoil this one.

  38. SarcasticNymph

    And, social security can be confiscated to pay student loans. So you can starve and live in your car with your chronic diseases and poor health as an Old. Unless you are lucky and get thrown into debtor's prison – with hard bed and awful food.

  39. SarcasticNymph

    Yeah, but it is near impossible to emigrate to those countries. Know of any marriage brokers, who can find me a Swedish or Frenchie who wants to marry an American?

  40. zhubajie

    Debt bondage is common in Pakistan and India; expect something like that to become common in the USA, too.

  41. zhubajie

    Maybe the next development in Green power generating will be Victorian style treadmills!

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