Who are those creepy masked guys with guns kicking holes in your door before dawn? Here in America, giant corporations don’t pay taxes, but the Department of Education now sends in SWAT teams to beat up student loan defaulters and their families. If you haven’t made your minimum loan payment lately, make sure to sleep with your clothes on. Aren’t you glad you took that 8am stats summer course that cost you $800 per credit?
Acting on orders from the U.S. Department of Education, a S.W.A.T. team broke into a California home Tuesday at 6 a.m. and reportedly roughed up a man — all because of his estranged wife’s defaulted student loans. She wasn’t there.
Yet, Kenneth Wright of the city of Stockton was grabbed by the neck by handcuffed before he and his three young children were put in a police car as the officers search his house, he told ABC News10. He said he was in his underwear the whole time.
We smell a new COPS spin-off. [RawStory]