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Ann Coulter: Police Should Fire On Liberal Protesters More Often

Citizen Mob.Golden turd soundbite machine Ann Coulter has squeezed out another Important Opinion about history: The police were doing a great job when they were firing on those annoying Kent State protesters. Why is state power even there if not to kill protesters? Packs of “unruly” protesters are free target practice. In fact, while we’re at it, let’s just shoot any congregation of Democrats. It’s what Abraham Lincoln would do. Watch the video after the jump!

Coulter tells a nice bedtime story (at about the 1:00 mark) about Civil War era “Democrat mobs” roving around lynching black people in New York, which is a reference to the 1863 Draft Riots, in which a lunatic contingent of pro-slavery whites went and attacked an orphanage for black children. These are the kinds of things Democrats still do today.

“Abraham Lincoln seized another mob, another Democrat mob — they’re always the Democrats, sends the military, a little detour up to New York, crushes the mob, comes back, wins the war and then Abraham Lincoln carries New York in the next election.”

That’s a pretty good election strategy: kill Democrats!

Ann Coulter could run Syria in her sleep. [Media Matters]

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    1. Chillwaver

      Not sure, but they would certainly make a lovely couple (plenty of santorum potential there).

      Note: I swear I didn't use to be this vile….damn you, Wonkette!

    2. axmxz

      Little known fact: it was her dick on the Weiner dick shots. He just jumped on a chance to claim it as him own.

  1. Lucidamente1

    Well it figures: after "Paul Revere ringin' those bells and shootin' those guns," the original crazy female impersonator had to come back with his own demented take on American history.

    1. OneDollarJuana

      You ever get the feeling that they're just telling bigger and bigger lies just to see how far they can go?

      1. widestanceroman

        Yes, and this is why I think of Bachmann as a crazy scout. Just let her say anything, and see if anyone still cares.

      1. anniegetyerfun

        Palin will be relevant, if only for her blatant stupidity, for some time to come. Coulter hasn't been in the press for saying crazy shit since, when? 2003? She could honestly come out now and say that she thinks that all half-black men should be neutered and you would know that (1) she doesn't mean it because she just says shit for attention and (2) someone who will be running for the GOP nomination will eventually say something crazier/stupider/more horrifically racist and actually MEAN IT.

    1. Rotundo_

      "Who is that cunt shrieking on the teevee?, No not Palin, she's a brunette I think, who is this cunt? Anne who? Christ, she has an adam's apple like a fuckin' walnut. Is she some sorta tranny? No, seriously, who the fuck is she? I still think there's a dick swingin' under that little black dress there. Sure is a spiteful shit. You really sure it's female? Christ, it looks like one of those scandahoovian swap shop jobs with a set o' tits and six inches swinging cause the money ran out. Damn."

  2. BlueMonkeh

    Ann Coulter could run Syria in her sleep.

    Please, let's all send her there and test this hypothesis. There's nothing those Syrians would like more than some anorexic xtianist hussy telling them whuts whut.

    1. Giveusabob

      Indeed. Similar to how Coulter's recent claim that radiation might actually be good for you prompted the suggestion of sending her to that damaged Japanese nuke plant to test her hypothesis out, for the benefit of science.

      Seems the State Department is missing out on a serious opportunity to fix all kinds of broken stuff around the globe.

    2. widestanceroman

      She gets drugged, and wakes up in Syria wearing a t-shirt that says, "I hate sand ni**uhs."

      Hello, President Coulter!

    3. imissopus

      Sure, Syria's a corrupt military dictatorship currently putting down large protests with violence resulting in the death of hundreds or maybe thousands of people, but that's no reason to make them suffer.

      1. Biel_ze_Bubba

        Exactly like Kent State. Or, rather, exactly like Coulter thinks Kent State should have been.

  3. Oblios_Cap

    He's/She's/Its always trying to ram that kind of misinformation down our throats!

  4. edgydrifter

    Coulter obviously felt her title as "Most Factually Ignorant Drag Queen Template" slipping away to Bible Spice and needed to ratchet up the crazy to preserve her marketability.

    1. elviouslyqueer

      Oh please. Drag queens have much better taste than to imitate this waste of protoplasm.

    1. WhatTheHolyHeck

      I think it's beneath us to focus on her mitigated femininity or equine resemblance; let's keep our comments focused on what an immoral, lying, evil, disingenuous, hateful, poo-flinging, bigoted, self-promoting cuntsack she is.

  5. DaRooster

    "That’s a pretty good election strategy: kill Democrats!"

    About the size of it…

    1. GOPCrusher

      That's the next phase of the Republiklan strategy, if only allowing white, male, landowners the right to vote doesn't pan out.

  6. horsedreamer_1

    Nice that Lincoln ended the Civil War before his re-election. Did Paul Revere, Jr., also herald the news on horseback from Appomattox to Washington?

    1. James Michael Curley

      Not to be a stickler. Lincoln was re-elected November 1864 and his second term started March 4, 1865. Lee surrendered April 9, 1865. Lincoln decided to celebrate and said; "Mary, lets take in a show."

    2. BerkeleyBear

      Yep. And tore down the Berlin Wall on his way (if we're going to have creativity with history, we should just go for it).

  7. SorosBot

    Looks like somebody has gotten tired of being ignored and is making ridiculous statements to get attention again. Sorry crazy famewhore lady, you're irrelevant.

    1. Fukui_sanYesOta

      Someone missed the Crazy Cruise Ship and is attempting the Crazy Canoe. It's not working.

      You're exactly right, as usual. Bloody Coulter used to be the nutball wing. How long ago that seems.

    1. Lascauxcaveman

      But Click and Clack could convince a listener to trade it in for a nice Honda Element.

  8. chascates

    One of the four killed at Kent State was a ROTC student on his way to class.

    And the police actions at the Chicago Democratic convention no doubt pleased Ann.

    Her 15 minutes were up a long time ago.

  9. baconzgood

    Baconz's willing to take one for the team here….If you can arrange it, I'll stick my dick in her mouth to shut her up.

          1. horsedreamer_1

            & straight to the heart of Dan Savage's "gay is a choice" challenge.

            Baconz will prolly get a guest-editor at Savage Love gig out of this.

    1. EggplantParm

      Wow, there's taking one for the team and then there's taking one for the team, if ya know what i mean. Also, pretty sure that would set you up nicely for sainthood…if you're into that kind of thing.

    2. ingloriousbytch

      *tackles baconzgood*

      NOOOOOOO! Don't do it man! Well find another way! I promise!

      1. baconzgood

        Thank you. I had a feeling that a soldier must have when he throws himself on a hand gernade.

    3. ThundercatHo

      Your selflessness is astounding Sir Good but I've got a couple of fenceposts out back that should just do the trick.

  10. freakishlywrong

    Who is this horrible man and why it he of any relevance? And Sean Hannity is a ginoumous turd as well.

  11. Gorillionaire

    Damn I had pretty much forgotten that Frau Coulter even existed! Is she getting ready to poop out another one of her wingnut mad-libs books again?

  12. Weenus299

    Everybody's in a history thing recently. I especially like the time when Abraham Lincoln never did such a damn thing.

  13. OkieDokieDog

    What a horrid excuse for a human being. She/he/it disgusts me.

    Glenn Beck objects to her being called the Golden Turd. I'm pretty sure he's trademarked that title for himself.

  14. bordo2

    Ann who? Have I time traveled back to the 90s? You are over, bitch. There are younger, sexier, loonier women on the right to entertain us. Please remember to pick up your trash before leaving. Don't call us, we'll call you.

  15. arihaya

    the common cops' tactic to non-lethally disable leftist demonstrators is shooting tear gas

    the common cops' tactic to non-lethally disable rightist demonstrators is to shoot at the Hoverrounds

    1. SonofSpermcube

      The common tactic to disable rightist demonstrations is to give them exactly what they were told to want.

  16. elviouslyqueer

    Um, Ann? For the record (and as someone who has published a paper on lynch mobs in the early 20th century), I can tell you that lynching "festivals" have zero to do with political affiliation and every fucking thing to do with torturing, mutilating, and killing blacks (and the occasional Jew). History respectfully tells you to STFU, you pathetic nobody.

  17. Lucidamente1

    She's too fucking ignorant to say that Democrats are the party of "rum, Romanism, and rebellion," which would at least have been funny.

        1. EggplantParm

          uh, join a band and play the fife. what, give me a break, all the good words were taken. you try to put together a coherent sentence that ends with strife.

        2. tessiee

          "go to the silverware drawer and get a really sharp knife"

          And then use it to painfully end your life.

  18. smitallica

    Oh, and keep hammering that Bill Ayers connection, sweetie. You just might sway the 2008 election.

  19. carlgt1

    gee thanks Weiner for helping embolden RepugliKKKan scumbags even more. And Coulter referencing 1863 NYC draft riots is just too precious. Yup, racist lynch mobs parading around with guns screeching about blacks really sounds like liberals these days, and not the teabaggers….

  20. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    I remember the old days where almost weekly, Ann would win the bat shit conservative of the week award. Now she pipes up every once in a while to sound off, and if immediately drowned out by all the insanity that makes up the modern Conservative movement.

    It must be hard knowing you are completely irrelevant due to the fact that you are simply not as crazy as those who are elected to office.

  21. genxr

    Republicans. Are you behind in the polls? Is your popular support dropping? Well stop whining and start shooting! If you murder enough people, you could theoretically carry California in 2012.

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      Nothing like a little old-fashioned Kristallnacht action to fire up the base.

  22. Redhead

    Has anyone reminded Coulter that at the time of the Civil War the dems were the conservatives?

    Then again, "another conservative mob — they’re always the conservatives" is pretty true.

    1. SorosBot

      No, because to the Republicans the fact that the Democratic party was once the home of the segregationists in the South will always mean that Democrats are the real racists, and because Robert Byrd was in the KKK.

      1. Gleem_McShineys

        Well, to be fair, conservatives are all about the status quo.
        So they keep their historical facts exactly the same as they have always been, regardless of these ephemeral things called 'current circumstances'

        1. Biel_ze_Bubba

          Of course as time goes by, "current circumstances" become "history." Which you ignore (or revise) at your peril.

  23. ArmoredBore

    There is only one way to kill a troll, and that is through starvation. Thusly, I will be ignoring this [REDACTED]. Next!

  24. Goonemeritus

    Any of you out there regret the 1964 Civil Rights Act that pushed these Dixiecrats into the Republican Party, I know I don’t. It is interesting that the Republicans have courted these creeps for the last 50 years and still refers to them as Democrats.

    1. horsedreamer_1

      Nostalgia is a powerful thing. Republicans, even in the Deep South, still call their annual (usually in February) party dinners Lincoln Day galas, while Democrats (even in urban precincts) host Jefferson-Jackson Day events.

  25. BaldarTFlagass

    She sure has been out of the spotlight for a while. I'm pretty sure that in the time I've been posting here, I have never had the opportunity to say, about her, "That cunt." Or "That dick," I guess.

    Oh well, don't guess she'll be gone anytime soon; I mean, Phyllis Schlafly is still hanging around, and that cunt hasn't been relevant in over thirty years.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      You know who I miss out of the old guard of slightly deranged conservative women? Peggy Noonan. Remember how Jim used to cover her column? Best. Fridays. Ever.

  26. bordo2

    This aging shitheel knows about as much about history as $arah Failin. Two of the four students killed at Kent State were NOT in the demonstration. As noted above, one young man was in ROTC and one young woman was a very middle-of-the-road sorority sister. Unfortunately for them, the Ohio National Guard was using M-1 rifles, which are poor choices for crowd control weapons because they have a very long killing range. Those kids were innocent. . .they were murdered by the state. . .and the governor who ordered in the guard over the objections of KSU administration was elected to two more terms. Read your history, you dumb fake blond.

    1. Fox n Fiends

      Conservatives love facism, they adore it….Newsspeak helps them with their addiction.

      1. OneDollarJuana

        These days a lot of Dems seem to like it, too (Patriot Act extended for 4 more years, telecoms not held to account for wiretapping, Bradley Manning held and tortured without charges, etc.).

    2. PsycWench

      My advisor in college was at Kent State at the time of the shootings. His description is pretty mind-boggling. I should call him and see how he feels about the shootings being wildly distorted into a cheap political shot.

  27. FraAnima

    At first, I read that as Symbians, and had a flashback to Patty Hearst. Ah, those were the days, when left wing radicals had teeth!

    1. OneDollarJuana

      At first, when I read "She gets drugged, and wakes up in Syria…" I thought "in a bathtub full of ice, missing a testicle."

  28. BaldarTFlagass

    "wins the war and then Abraham Lincoln carries New York in the next election.”

    And then gets shot in the fucking head.

        1. genxr

          A fucking Hollywood liberal, who then jumped onto the stage and shouted, "Sic simper Prius!" and drove off silently into the night.

  29. iburl

    Still waiting for her to take a 3 day steambath in Fukashima. Massive radiation is healthy according to Dr. Coulter.

  30. Sue4466

    "Don't feed the trolls" isn't just a rule for the internets. She's an attention whore with a book to sell screaming for attention. She's best ignored.

  31. plinkleton

    And when she finally runs out of outrageous things to say that keep her fluttering as a talking head, and her looks are failing, she will reveal that she is indeed, a transsexual and voila, he/she will be back in it $$$!

    1. Biel_ze_Bubba

      Her looks will be "failing" when they fail to nauseate me. Until then, they're working as well as ever.

  32. DashboardBuddha

    You know…I could almost cope with idiots being the dominant voice. Hell, I can be an idiot myself from time to time. What really sticks in my craw is that so many of these idiots are hateful idiots.

    1. jus_wonderin

      It is all they have. Hate. Well, and volume. You can't debate them before they get all loud and attack you as a traitor (if you don't agree).

  33. Swampgas_Man

    Liberal bloggers never look smarter than when denouncing Coulter. Even after she became irrelevant, we insist on popping her out of her coffin every now and then just to supply a whipping boy.

  34. SayItWithWookies

    Calling for violence against peaceful protesters — that, Ann, is what the inarticulate and insecure and the morally indefensible resort to.

    1. anniegetyerfun

      You say "morally indefensible" like it's a BAD thing (and not the essence of the GOP).

    1. genxr

      If only she would pull an Eva Braun. Hole up in a bunker with Glenn Beck and eat cyanide. Take that annoying white supremacist kid, too.

    2. Tommmcattt

      I dunno, Eva was possessed of a certain charm, comparatively. Anne has more of a Countess Bathory vibe.

    3. horsedreamer_1

      Is it true, after a White House Correspondents Dinner in the mid-noughts, she approached Dubya & advised, "Let me be your Kathleen Willy"?

  35. Ishkott

    I had a dream that Ann Coulter became the Easter Bunny, but that image didn't sit well with my subconscious, so she automatically became a horse. Now, thanks to this article in response to her ceaseless, attention-mongering blathers, I now imagine this horrid Easter-Horse with a basket of turds, golden turds she hides beneath bed covers and behind the toilets and under sinks at the Fox News studio.

  36. fuflans

    say! we could use some of those democratic mobs, ann! do you know where we can find any?

  37. riverside68

    Do we get to send the Army marauding all over the South?

    Cause if we do, I'm totally into it.

  38. thefrontpage

    Let's make it simple: Coulter is an asshole. She is also a moron, an idiot, a racist, uneducated, ignorant, and literally stupid. She also spouts inaccuracies, and she often makes statements that are flat-out wrong. She is a moron.

    1. smitallica

      Sadly, she is all those things despite actually being educated. In the Ivy League. And law school!

      1. WhatTheHolyHeck

        I read a comment once by someone who claims to have known her in college and insists her entire schtick now is an act, and that she deliberately says the most indefensible shit just to get attention, airtime and book sales. The suggestion is that she's not a true believer but rather an immoral shill.

        I believe it.

  39. Selfish_T

    I actually had the distinct displeasure of listening to most of that radio discussion on Hannity's show as I sat in suburban Atlanta traffic yesterday evening. She really seemed to struggle with Hannity's question about whether or not she admired MLK, since marching in the streets is a distinctly un-American (DEMONIC, even) activity according to her insane thesis. (She eventually said she did admire him because he was a Christian minister fighting for Christian values.)

    Also, side note: Ann Coulter is absolutely obsessed with liberal college kids. Obsessed. She is 49 and is still not over the fact that there were some annoying hippies in her Poli Sci classes.

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      "I actually had the distinct displeasure of listening to most of that radio discussion on Hannity's show as I sat in suburban Atlanta traffic yesterday evening."

      Don't they have any jazz or blues stations in the Ay Tee Ell? I'd rather stick red-hot knitting needles in my ears than listen to RW radio. Worst case, I'd turn the fucker off and listen to the engine.

      1. Selfish_T

        AM radio only in my dad's beat-up old Buick Regal. And I actually find Coulter hilarious. The voice, the affectation-heavy vocabulary, the urgent delusional self-importance, the grand hyperbole . . . I honestly laughed out loud four or five times during the ride from her sheer ridiculousness.

        1. Biel_ze_Bubba

          Wish I could enjoy it the way you do … but I can't put aside the fact that there are millions of mouth-breathing cretins who believe what she says.

          Even if she's just playing the dumbfuck demographic to make a buck, it's a bit like Goebbels claiming, "Hey, I wasn't serious."

    2. Negropolis

      Of course she's obsessed with them. She's obsessed with them because no matter how hard she begged, they wouldn't even fucker her with a ten-foot pole.

  40. jus_wonderin

    Before this happens can we work out the secret signal. I want to live. I want to live!!

    1. jus_wonderin

      My poetry needs a tweak? I swear I'm not a poetry freak. I'll try again, in the next go round but at this moment I need to take a leak.

  41. Lionel[redacted]Esq

    You know who else wanted the government to open fire on liberal protesters?

    1. SayItWithWookies

      Ronald Reagan:

      Attempting to head off the activists, the university engaged a fencing company, accompanied by 250 police, to erect a chain-link fence around the land at 4 a.m. on May 15, 1969. Five hours later, a rally was called on Sproul Plaza to protest the action. Resource, a current UC Berkeley reference guide for new students, relates the story of how Reagan intervened, sending in the National Guard:

      "The rally, which drew 3,000 people, soon turned into a riot, as the crowd moved down Telegraph (Ave.) towards the park. That day, known as Bloody Thursday, three students suffered punctured lungs, another a shattered leg, 13 people were hospitalized with shotgun wounds, and one police officer was stabbed. James Rector, who was watching the riot from a rooftop, was shot by police gunfire; he died four days later.

  42. easybaked

    At first, I read that as "Syllogism" and had a confused. I couldn't get the major premise and minor premise to form a conclusion:

    All men have Adam's Apples.
    AnnCoulter is a vile, disgusting attention-whore.
    Therefore she is a man.

    1. tessiee

      Wait, I'm not quite sure that's exactly right.
      Let me try:

      All men have Adam's apples.
      Ann Coulter has an Adam's apple.
      Therefore, Ann Coulter is a psychotic, cunty piece of shit.

    1. GOPCrusher

      I guess Ann finally stumbled across Gangs of New York on Starz Channel this weekend.

    2. Biel_ze_Bubba

      OK … but where the fuck is that? Even Texas schoolbooks have a better grip on reality than these screaming meemies.

  43. BaldarTFlagass

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ann.

    Go right to the source and ask the horse
    He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
    He's always on a steady course.
    Talk to Mr. Ann.

    People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
    But Mister Ann will never speak unless he has something to say.

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking horse?

    Well listen to this.

    I am Mister Ann.

  44. weejee

    Sort of like places in Vietnam during the war, could we work to have the Faux News studio declared a free-fire zone? Just askin' if a little thinning of the herd would be okay with Coulter?

    1. OneDollarJuana

      At a minimum, can't we just stick Fox News into one of Bush's "free speech zones", far from the madding crowd, namely, sane people?

  45. thefrontpage

    Well, if you learn one thing, it's that often, some degree from a so-called "Ivy League" school–whatever the hell that means–does not mean one thing. Not one iota. And the same goes for law school. Really. There's a lot of poseurs out there–from Ivies and from law schools. Sorry, but that's just fact. And, yes, Coulter is literally uneducated–she actually knows very little about government and politics, and many political issues. She makes inaccurate, wrong, racist, backwards statements that, again, are literally wrong. She does not do her homework, or her research. That is uneducated. And let's face it, for many morons, so-called "ivy league" schools' and law schools' degrees mean absolutely nothing. George Bush I and II are two more of thousands of examples.

  46. Crank_Tango

    then refer to my post in the previous thread, to double down on the ugly images.

  47. zappadoo76

    Transsexual publicity hound Ann Coulter is always good for a sound-bite, when you have nothing else to snark at. She always says the most outrageous thing she can think of. Before this, it was "radiation is good for you." After a while, I dunno, my outrage-neurons stop firing, from fatigue. The sparks just won't jump the gap anymore. They go: "unh, unh…oh, fuck it."

  48. Buckminster

    Not content to spout Aynus Rand nonsense anymore, Repugs decide to go all 1984 and rewrite history to reflect their selfish, narrow minded views.

  49. PabaBritannica

    I forgot she was even around anymore. This is so 2003. Call me when you have congressman dick pix, Ann.

  50. donner_froh

    Her outrageous shtick id oversold. She will have to start sending pictures of her bulging crotch in lacy knickers to random strangers to get noticed.

    1. AJWjr.

      I was cast as Abe in my 6th grade class play. The girl that played Mary was the cutest girl in the whole school. In fact, I might've hit that, in a year or so…

  51. MarionNYNY

    It's SATIRE people. Surely, you don't think a fascist, blonde coked out drag queen who just makes up outrageous shit and spews it, is serious?

  52. DaSandman

    Fuck I thought she had been frozen with Ted Williams. She sure looks like it, that scary bride of Frankenstien looking slunk meat.

  53. Biel_ze_Bubba

    That would be a frontal lobotomy, if the guys in white coats ever get hold of her.

  54. Native_of_SL_UT

    Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.
    Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?
    Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed…

  55. Steverino247

    Shoot at Democrats? Guillotines for Republicans? Sounds like a fair trade, I guess.

  56. genxr

    It's always the Democrats political party that appears first in dictionary order, isn't it?

  57. mavenmaven

    And if this comment doesn't get her back in the news, she has a defense of the nazis who were only going after those liberal Jews, ready for airing.

  58. Allmighty_Manos

    "Coulter tells a nice bedtime story (at about the 1:00 mark) about Civil War era “Democrat mobs” roving around lynching black people in New York, which is a reference to the 1863 Draft Riots, in which a lunatic contingent of pro-slavery whites went and attacked an orphanage for black children."

    I thought Coulter would have been cool with that.

  59. tessiee

    Well, well!
    Look who took a break from deep-throating Satan to entertain us for a day!

  60. tessiee

    I suppose that once you age out of being enchanting, exquisite, and exhilarating, and have absolutely nothing whatever of substance to say, you have to find other ways to hog the spotlight.

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