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June 7, 2011

Harry Truman Pwned

by Ken Layne  

Found in a box of old letters in Harry Truman’s papers is this elegant little word weapon from parents who lost their child to Truman’s imperial war in Korea:

Mr. Truman

As you have been directly responsible for the loss of our son’s life in Korea, you might just as well keep this emblem on display in your trophy room, as a memory of one of your historic deeds.

Our major regret at this time is that your daughter was not there to receive the same treatment as our son received in Korea.

[Letters of Note via Cord Jefferson]

{ 69 comments }

ifthethunderdontgetya June 7, 2011 at 1:21 pm
RedNM June 7, 2011 at 3:06 pm

Which happens to be the original title of Tolstoy's "War and Peace"

UpFistTroll June 8, 2011 at 6:03 pm

Profiteering.

tihond June 7, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Colonel Potter's parents were known for their scathing wit.

bureaucrap June 7, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Interesting that he kept it with his personal papers until the end.

Tundra Grifter June 8, 2011 at 9:26 am

Yes – it says a great deal about him that he kept it. I would bet quite a bit that Mr. Truman answered that letter. He served in the trenches in World War I. He wrote condolence letters to the families of men in his unit who were killed.

Mr. Truman did more than run a war from an office. He had been on the business end of it.

chascates June 7, 2011 at 1:31 pm

When politician's' and pundits' children are forced to fight on the front lines we'll finally have peace.

SorosBot June 7, 2011 at 2:02 pm

I think the only wartime Presidents to actually have children serve in the war they waged were Lincoln and FDR; it's probably not a coincidence that those were the two American wars that were clearly between good and evil.

DaRooster June 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm

So… it is OK to fight if it truly matters? What a novel concept…
"We need oil and trace minerals lets go kill some folks" isn't a good reason?

SorosBot June 7, 2011 at 2:38 pm

Nope; nor is "we don't like them there commies," "someone assassinated an Austrian nobleman," or "boy those Mexicans / British have a lot nice pretty land to our west / north"

Beck_is_Trig June 9, 2011 at 1:26 am

Woah…back up with the World War I stuff there…it's actually a lot dumber than even that. Yes, the killing of Archduke Ferdinand exasperated an already tense situation but the ultimate cause was: "you have more colonies than us and we wants some!" from Germany and for France and Britain: "We carved the entire world up between us, that is neither arrogant nor presumptuous and this will never lead to war in a white man's race to exploit all the darker peoples"….now, I know that isn't as good as "someone assassinated an Austrian nobleman" but the ultimate cause of that war makes it even more pointless because it was COMPLETELY fucking childish.

baconzgood June 7, 2011 at 1:31 pm

Damn! That's harsh.

Lascauxcaveman June 7, 2011 at 1:56 pm

It's accurate.

emmelemm June 7, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Harsh, but fair.

Doktor Zoom June 7, 2011 at 1:31 pm

The populations of Hiroshima and Nagasaki wrote to the aggrieved parents to express their condolences.

jqheywood June 7, 2011 at 2:28 pm

And the populations of Nanking, Singapore, Manila, etc., wrote to the aggrieved Japanese to express their condolences.

Goonemeritus June 7, 2011 at 1:32 pm

I like the idea of turning the oval office into a Vietnam type memorial for all War Presidents so they can never escape the consequences of their actions.

Ken Layne June 7, 2011 at 1:35 pm

A toxic waste landfill would be a good idea, too.

PsycWench June 7, 2011 at 1:32 pm

Somehow that sounds so much more dignified and eloquent than if it was a cut-and-pasted status update on Facebook.

Beetagger June 7, 2011 at 9:46 pm

Sharing!

Oblios_Cap June 7, 2011 at 1:33 pm

I'm surprised that Harry didn't send the Enola Gay out to bomb their house for their effrontery.

prommie June 7, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Probably because they did not bomb Pearl Harbor and invade and subjugate all of southeast asia, killing millions of people. Just maybe.

Oblios_Cap June 7, 2011 at 1:53 pm

Everybody knows that the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor while the Japanese were running around shooting their guns and ringing their bells trying to warn the British.

Were you homeschooled or something?

horsedreamer_1 June 7, 2011 at 2:01 pm

Hirohito was a Son of Liberty!

Negropolis June 8, 2011 at 6:29 am

Nothing seems to solve conflict better than completely vaporizing your opponent in the blink of an eye.

Callyson June 7, 2011 at 1:33 pm

Perhaps this explains what Truman reportedly said about his successor:
“He’ll sit there all day saying, ‘do this, do that’ and nothing will happen,” Truman said. “Poor Ike—it won’t be a bit like the army.”

ph7 June 7, 2011 at 1:34 pm

The link explains this letter was found in Truman's desk upon his death 20 years later. Obviously, Truman held on to it. He should have left it in the Oval Office desk, for every future president to read.

user-of-owls June 7, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Not if you don't click it. (i.e., the question was not meant to be factual)

Weenus299 June 7, 2011 at 1:36 pm

Hey! Harry S killed my great uncle, at the hands of US Army artillery. It was a terrible and forgotten old/modern/sicko war.

emmelemm June 7, 2011 at 1:40 pm

"Harry Truman Pwned" is the best headline ever.

charlesdegoal June 7, 2011 at 1:42 pm

Can't be the only instance of such a letter. Where are those that other presidents received? Any which of them never deserved one?

LetUsBray June 7, 2011 at 8:22 pm

You make a good point: The fact that he kept it is more interesting than the fact that he received it.

But wasn't this idea of presidents hanging onto mementos of their possible grave mistakes addressed in an episode of "Battlestar Galactica" (the new one, not the cheesy late '70s one)?

KeepFnThatChicken June 7, 2011 at 1:46 pm

How many bereaved would send such a letter to Shrub?

Lascauxcaveman June 7, 2011 at 2:01 pm

He probably got bales of them every week. Just too chickenshit to share them.

horsedreamer_1 June 7, 2011 at 2:02 pm

After the media wringer for Cindy Sheehan? Try "none of them", Katie.

poncho_pilot June 7, 2011 at 7:21 pm

and did he read them out loud at staff meetings in a funny voice?

BarackMyWorld June 7, 2011 at 1:49 pm

Who is undefeated at Wrestlemania.

arihaya June 7, 2011 at 1:50 pm

well not to be an imperialist, but at least in Korea Kim Il-Sung attacked first ,, not like in Iraq or Afghanistan, or even Vietnam

Lascauxcaveman June 7, 2011 at 2:07 pm

True, and the folks of S Korea (1955-present) are probably pretty happy to not have had to grow up with the privations of their northern kin and neighbors. And if you love your peppy little Hyundai or nifty Samsung phone or TV, you should probably say a little prayer of thanks for Mr. Truman.

edgydrifter June 7, 2011 at 1:51 pm

Truman got a nastygram. The family got a dead son. I'd say it was Truman doing the pwning here.

KeepFnThatChicken June 7, 2011 at 2:07 pm

If there is a god, I will go to hell for my laughter, you sick fuck.

BarackMyWorld June 7, 2011 at 1:51 pm

How did I already know about this? Oh, yeah, I used to live in Independence, MO. Apparently that letter was already a local legend.

fartknocker June 7, 2011 at 5:18 pm

I hope that wasn't your concrete alligator that was straffed by the local police officers.

horsedreamer_1 June 7, 2011 at 2:02 pm

"Oh, Ken Layne? He harmless".

CapeClod June 7, 2011 at 2:02 pm

Cheer up, parents. I'm sure that before he died he was amused by the madcapped antics of the 4077th.

jus_wonderin June 7, 2011 at 3:58 pm

"Suicide is painless……………….."

poncho_pilot June 7, 2011 at 7:28 pm

my grandfather, who was in the Korea War, had to sit out the last half of the war as a hospital cook after he was injured by a grenade. he tells me that M*A*S*H was a pretty accurate portrayal.

Guppy06 June 7, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Because ROK at the time was a bastion of democracy and civil liberties.

EDIT: don't forget that ROK having a higher standard of living than DPRK is a recent development.

Gopherit June 7, 2011 at 2:09 pm

That's not really a ringing endorsement for either side. My only point being that we really suck at empire building……lots of military bases we pay for…..BUT WHERE'S OUR TRIBUTE!!

Guppy06 June 7, 2011 at 2:11 pm

We make out pretty well with war brides. Now we just need to invade Brazil…

LionHeartSoyDog June 7, 2011 at 2:33 pm

Oh, the tribute always gets paid.
The people never see it, though.

Steverino247 June 7, 2011 at 2:07 pm

The fact that Truman kept the letter and the enclosed Purple Heart shows he did care about the outcome of his decision. W would have only complained that he didn't get to rub the soldier's head on a visit to Walter Reed.

pinkocommi June 7, 2011 at 2:15 pm

On the other hand, George W. Bush has no problem sleeping at night. Nope. All the people whose deaths he is responsible for do not weigh on his conscience at all.

FlownOver June 7, 2011 at 2:41 pm

What is this "conscience" of which you speak?

BaldarTFlagass June 7, 2011 at 2:17 pm

Your move, Cindy Sheehan.

DustBowlBlues June 7, 2011 at 2:20 pm

Harsh. Anyone ever see "Why We Fight?" Says it all, where war is concerned.

Lionel[redacted]Esq June 7, 2011 at 2:25 pm

This was rather short sighted of the parents, as without their sons sacrifice, we would not have cheap cars, animation or kimchi.

DaRooster June 7, 2011 at 2:27 pm

Exactly… even better from earlier-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XTcePLAVSs
(I believe this is it… @ wrk & cnt woch it)

SheriffRoscoe June 7, 2011 at 2:34 pm

Truman laughed heartily, banging his fists on his desk, saying "Girls! In combat! Oh, that's rich!"

real_dc_native June 7, 2011 at 2:39 pm

Trueman probably kept the letter because he believed, "The buck stops here". A sentiment that modern "leaders" don't seem to grasp. Though, I think MacArthur's bad judgment and the North Koreans play some part in this young man's death.

imissopus June 7, 2011 at 2:44 pm

MacArthur in particular, who kept charging towards the Chinese border even while being ordered by Washington to stop charging towards the Chinese border and ignoring his intelligence officers who kept telling him the Chinese were going to jump in. Really if anyone was the imperialist there, it was MacArthur.

horsedreamer_1 June 7, 2011 at 2:47 pm

Considering Brazilian supermodels Gisele Bundchen & Adriana Lima married Hair-plugs Brady & Cross-eyed Jaric respectively, I think they would make out better as war-brides.

GOPCrusher June 7, 2011 at 3:24 pm

At least it wasn't a pledge pin.

RedNM June 7, 2011 at 3:34 pm

It's not Corrigidor, it's only Korea
It's a lousy little war, but we're still glad to see ya

gurukalehuru June 7, 2011 at 3:48 pm

Well, at least they didn't criticize his daughter's piano playing.

Negropolis June 8, 2011 at 6:26 am

I thought it was her acting/singing?

ttommyunger June 7, 2011 at 8:05 pm

And most people don't realize he was the architect of the Viet Nam war, by screwing our faithful ally Ho Chi Minh and restoring France as the Colonial Power in that Region.

Negropolis June 7, 2011 at 10:55 pm

Riley? Is that you?

BZ1 June 8, 2011 at 12:24 pm

I kinda think Harry would be able to handle that, considering he had a pretty tough hide…

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