More news about snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin’s rented bus stunt wreaking havoc with both the nation’s road safety and the GOP chances in 2012? Yes! Here is the first part, courtesy of the important webzine The Politico, which employs adults to drive dangerously behind Palin’s caravan: “As they left the clambake she attended Thursday in New Hampshire, Palin’s two-SUV caravan traveled at 52 miles per hour in a 35 mph zone as it peeled away from the hosts’ neighborhood. Both cars blew through a stop sign about a mile later. They did 70 mph in a 55 mph zone on I-95.” Clambake, eh? We thought that was some kind of sitting around a campfire at the beach sort of thing, like in LL Bean. No, because with Palin everything is a monster truck rally. And she is the monster.
Also, even Republicans hate the Wasilla Quitter now, the way she is making the Republicans so laughable at a time when the nation’s unemployed people and destroyed middle class should be focusing their rage on black people and that Jewish fellow encouraged to show his penis to young women on the Twitter.
The Washington Post’s Huffington Post reports:
A new Washington Post-ABC News poll released on Tuesday finds that nearly two-thirds of Americans “definitely would not” vote for Sarah Palin for president of the United States.
According to the survey, 42 percent of Republicans say they would not support a hypothetical Palin 2012 campaign. Overall, 64 percent indicate they would not back the former Alaska governor should she mount a campaign for the White House. 63 percent regard Palin as unqualified for the role.
And that’s just sexist, we bet! [HuffPo]
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That picture is what I always thought Medusa would look like right before you were turned into stone.
She would need some snakes in her hair, although hookworms might be an alternative.
No, it'd be more realistic if her hair were macro scale spirochetes, perhaps Treponema pallidum.
Man, I was just about going to say that.
Leans more towards what happens when a succubus reveals themselves to you..
Suck a Bus is her bus' official name now
Kochubus?
clam-fest is more like it.
Bus probably smells like old clams now.
Probably already did.
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That cunt.
Palin puts the CUNT in CUNTry ..
A new Washington Post-ABC News poll released on Tuesday finds that nearly two-thirds of Americans “definitely would not” vote for Sarah Palin for president of the United States.
Liberal-biased media!
Go ahead and make her your queen, G.O.P. You know you want to!
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Our most beloved Princess Diana? So the GOP is a fan of monarchy now?
They've always been in favor of monarchy. Or at least dictatorship.
To be fair, the Dems have been in favor of monarchy, too. What else explains the eternal fascination with the Kennedy clan?
"They've always been in favor of monarchy. "
I don't think they can exactly be said to be in *favor* of monarchy, since they don't truly grasp its meaning.
They're in favor of their fantasy of monarchy in which *they* run the show. It never occurs to them that, in an *actual* monarchy, only one person makes the cut, and it probably won't be a fifth-grade dropout prowling the Walmart aisles on a scooter.
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I think that commenter may be lying about his/her party there.
Well being a Republican IS pretty embarrassing.
"These bunch of sickening journalists drove our most beloved Princess Diana to her untimely by car- chasing her recklessly, dangerously and deliberately…..
Now these bunch of swine have the audacity and shame to complain……
American journalists, what a bunch of despicable creatures."
American journalists were the ones chasing Princess Di around Paris? All righty then! Yet another we'll make history up as we go along moment from Palin and her gibbering pack of flying monkeys.
The fact that this person describes that useless rich lady (the dead one, that is) as "Our most beloved" shows right off the bat that their opinion is worthless; they probably wrote get well cards to Barbaro the horse too.
And was Barbaro not worthy of get well cards? i don't remember the story too well but comparing that pOS snowbilly to a horse who never hurt anyone is WRONG!!! LEAVE BARBARO Alone!
Looks like Wikipedia's page on Diana is due for an update.
Someone needs to have his/her thesaurus taken away.
Politically astute? That doesn't mean what you think it means, obviously.
"She is enchanting, exquisite, exhilarating. She is also prestigious & politically astute. Everyone wants to see her."
Shorter: ::fapfapfap::
"Party: Independent"
Everybody I've ever met who describes themselves as an "independent" is a right-wing shitbag who doesn't even have the courage to out themselves as such.
Is it me? It's me, isn't it?
"She is also prestigious"
That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
And those are the GOP numbers – she has no chance this is just priming the grifting pump.
After yesterday's weiner roast, let's have a clambake.
"Both cars blew through a stop sign about a mile later. They did 70 mph in a 55 mph zone on I-95.”
and they were ringin' them bells and shootin' off those guns.
For some reason, this makes me think of "rollin', rollin', rollin', Rawhide!"
Truck Nutz flapping in the wind.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/iraq-kentucky-vi...
You win the internet for today.
She was warning the British that Obama is coming to take away their freedoms/guns.
…or the dead rotting corpse of their 'beloved Princess'?
She's worse than the Mexicans.
Normally, I'm against paparazzi hounding famous ladies until they die horrible deaths in underpasses while fleeing at ungodly speeds. Perhaps just this once, we could make an exception?
Yeah, the Princess Di treatment would be fitting in this case. Except that Trig doesn't seem up to the role of Tragic Prince Charming. Perhaps Willow or Piper will take over the role.
They shoulda took her out at the Hampton toll plaza.
She has no chance this whole tour is an effort to keep the grifting going for as long as possible.
Grift on Grifter, Grift on.
She'll lose the other 36% when she tweets pictures of her little tiny penis.
….and her big brass stones
Sarah Palin is Chyna?
Manchurian Candidate!
WHY DO YOU HATE TAWD?
Worse, I have in-laws who support her.
This is why I don't discuss politics, or anything really, with my neighbors. Moving is such a pain in the ass, so I don't want to do it more than necessary.
Speed limits are socialist.
Not to mention mandatory insurance.
And those Big Gum'mint restrictions that prevent blind people from driving…
And stop signs.
Mavericks decide for themselves when they need to stop.
This is just how Momma Grizzlies drive, for freedom.
Not in Constitution
Not only is she a moral, intellectual and spiritual danger to the nation, now she a physical one too?
Great. Someone get the spike strips and lets deflate the whole family. Only in Merica could a family of retards get away with this shit.
Have you seen the members of the British Monarchy lately, or worse yet heard any of them speak non-scripted? The best days of that gene pool are long past. They look regal enough in carriages, though.
And they seem to be capable of grooming themselves and dressing appropriately and generally tastefully for the occasion.
If you want a great laugh and a history lesson besides, check out "Royal Babylon". It's an indepth snarky look at 800 years of royal inbreeding. Its terrific.
Thanks, I'll look for it. I'm a sucker for history.
I disagree. I'm sure that there is an theocracy somewhere that totally lets retarded children of the monarchy get away with that kind of thing.
Opinion poll libel!
Bus needz TruckNutz, also.
Of course Palin likes clams — as in, "Offer me one hundred thousand clams and I'll drive ninety in a school zone to collect."
Now you know full good and well that the remaining 36% is the all-important people of Wal-Mart demographic. That's Sarah's base, baby!
Oh my. I can get lost over there for hours.
hate to admit it but I HAVE (hint: it helps to drink, a lot!)
I just visited that link and now am convinced that aliens live on this planet and congregate at Wal-Mart.
nearly two-thirds of Americans “definitely would not” vote for Sarah Palin
See, Sarah? If you don't be kind to history, fine — history will *definitely* not be kind to you.
The only things she can't quit (grifting, famewhoring–I mean "campaigning", responding angrily to stupid comments) is what she should quit.
"…responding angrily to stupid comments…"
"…responding angrily to
stupid commentsintelligent questions…"This also too. Silly bitch.
You know, I'd feel better about Ms. Palin if she drove around the country in a bus with all her kids and they all played musical instruments with trigger playing bass, and a manager who was always hysterical about something trigger said. I would be okay with that.
Will Danny Bonaduce play Trig, or will they just change the actor every season like in the original?
You're thinking of the drummer, who was seemingly expendable compared to everyone else on the Partridge Family. He was, honestly, pretty generic, though.
I thought that was the drummer in Spinal Tap.
Dr. Grifty's 100 Percent Natural Good Time Family Band Solution?
Clambake? Let's see now… there's sumthin' about what we should do to people who eat shellfish in this here book…
Gah! Are you trying to give us nightmares with that alt.text, Junior? Besides I thought we were only supposed to be talking about history's tamest sex scandal.
The Wonkeratti are so patently ungrateful! First we complain that Wonkette Jr. isn't doing alt-text, now we're complaining that it's too scary.
"The Wonkeratti are so patently ungrateful!"
More like Goldilocks; "not enough alt-text, too much scary alt-text."
Wonkette Jr just has to find the alt-text that is just right.
You know, after reading this shit, I kinda think we deserve a Sarah Palin presidency.
Bring on the fucking apocalypse!
Gah, I am so fucking sick of the term "Borked." Robert Brok was and is a horrible, horrible man who had no place on the Supreme Court; he made Scalia look like Earl Warren. If he had gotten that seat, which instead went to Kennedy, Roe v. Wade would have been overturned in Casey v Planned Parenthood. Look media, you shouldn't use the name of a guy who was rejected for good reasons for this.
The Col Sanders goatee of C. Everett Koop & the night-time proclivities of Clarence Thomas — what wasn't to love?
Totally got borked – did you read the BJ piece on this? Don't mean to shill for other blegs but this was insightful on how incorrect the reasons for the opposition was.
Palin is kind of like the dark side. Hate only makes her grow stronger. Take cover when she hits 90 percent disapproval ratings.
Hate has been keeping Cheney alive for decades…
Palin/Hypothetical 2012 !
The biggest news is this: New Hampshire has speed limits!? The Libertarian paradise has speed limits?
Score one for Montana in the crazy sweepstakes.
New Hampshire, like Alaska, likes to pretend to be all libertarian but both are firmly hooked to the teet of Big Government. Judd Gregg brought home a LOT of bacon to his home state.
You mean self-refudiating Commerce Sec'y designate Judd Gregg is a double-talking jive-talking man?
But NH sells liquor at rest stops.
FreeDumbz!!!
Man, don't give the Fitzgerald Brothers any ideas.
Though, I'm sure Imperial Walker & his best boy Werwie already had this in mind; prolly know a liquor distributor
who gave a lot to the campaignwho already has the infrastructure in place to run this.Longest goddamn parade ever. I'd leave, but I love the Shriners in their funny little cars.
Maggie Thatcher just told her to sod off and keep away from her, too. Some day, this will all be history that she can misrepresent.
Give Michael Palin birthright citizenship and run him for president.
100% of the country would vote for him since liberals love British comedy and that 36% will be too dumb to realize that there's more than one Palin.
They'd vote for Michael Pollan, for that matter, since name similarities–and the associations they invoke–(Obama/Osama) are good enough for that 36%.
I like Michael Pollan- but not enough to pay $11 for a 95 page book that says things like eat less and eat more veggies.I can get that for free from My Muslin Overlady.
For Pollan worth the cost, try 'The Botany of Desire.' Once I got over the silly-ish title, I found it quite interesting.
I was just saying to my wife that what makes me nuts is how any idea, no matter how stupid, if it bears the mark of a major political party will automatically get at least 36 percent support in this nation of idiots.
Exhibit A – Sarah Palin
Exhibit B – Every other republican candidate this cycle
Exhibit C – Paul Ryan's deathcare plan
36% is the Zogby equivalent of the lame-cut-and-pasted-Facebook-status-update 97%.
Like this matters…99% of Republitards could hate her and she still wouldn't go away. Tundra Grifter knows: the more the hate, the bigger the wallet.
She brings a whole new definition to white trash.
I find myself longing for the carefree whimsy of Sharron Angle, Christine "I-am-not-a-witch" O'Donnell and maybe Sue "chickens-for-checkups" Lowden.
Kitty Harris. She looks really hot riding a horse.
Right? At least they are interesting crazy. Sarah's just an uncomfortable pile of hate and stupid in a Neiman-Marcus skirt.
I see a visiting professor-ship of history at Wassila Community College in her future….
So, according to that poll, just about everyone is on to Sarah the Grifter – except the Media who love her because she drives circulation and web hit numbers – mainly because everyone thinks she's a slow moving train wreck and they like nothing better than laughing at her.
What am I missing?
The television media want nothing more than emotionally contested 2012 presidential and congressional elections, with record amounts of $$ raised and spent on televison ads.
Nothing!
Clambake? Let's see now… there's sumthin' about what we should do to people who eat shellfish in this here book she always going on about…
Did Paul Revere limit himself to 35 mph? No!
Was he riding Secretariat?
Nor could Sammy Hagar limit himself to 55.
She was just going that fast so she could warn the British that they weren't going to take our guns.
America. Where everything is a dick joke in one way or another.
Reading about Palin's campaign trip sounds like some strange trippy Russ Meyer movie, "Beyond the Valley of the Plastic Political Dolls".
Needs larger tits.
Needs more Ed Wood.
It's possible to hate her more?
Pic:" Taaahhhd, did you fart?"
I'm old school. I gotz the retro hate. I despised her back in 2008.
Yep. I didn't hate her the day she was announced, but the 2nd time I heard the same speech verbatim I knew she was a fraud and went to Mudflats for the lulz…
Yeah, the bus tour is why people hate her…it's got nothing to do with her mean, hateful, vindictive, stupid, sociopathic lying or grifting personality.
Speaking of Palin, like WTF is with Todd these days?? Did Bill Kristol finally push him through a tree stump shredder or is he off working on a crab boat in the Bering Sea for the next 18 months?
Someone has to keep Track from leaving the house and Causing a Problem.
Well, maybe he got crabs in the Bering Sea.
According to a some newspaper, Tawd and Princess Sparkledunce have separated with paper work and everything.
Oh, no. He's there. He's in the background, but he's always there. Always.
Enchanting, exquisite, and exhilirating!
Those are certainly the words that come to my mind when I see the flies lazily circling over the steaming, pungent, summertime city dump. Or Palin.
Hot damn, a custom tour bus and two SUVs? Who knew quitting and losing could be so profitable?
Speaking of grilled Weiners I just ordered "Fire it up, 400 recipes for grilling everything" >>>
All this has me wondering… whatever happened to Shelly "Dracula Cunt" Sekula-Gibbs? Surely she's ready to form the exploratory committee by now…
This woman is a first class grifter, nothing more, nothing less. Last night the Daily Show ran a piece about the "tour" and as she all but ran by Jon Oliver I noticed that she was wearing a TLC shirt she no doubt got for free while doing her stupid snowbilly reality shows. Unfortunately, crossing her grifting streams didn't cause a catastrophic explosion.
It is only a matter of time before she contracts with Blackwater and installs gun ports in the tour bus.
Maybe she could do the re-make of Clint Eastwood's The Gauntlet?
Two thirds of Americans wouldn't vote for her, meh. The only percentage that would make a dent in this cretin's brain is when that same number of Americans refuses to watch any teevee show featuring the Wasilla Grifter.
Who gives a shit about popularity, if the ratings keep rolling in with the $$$ right behind it.
I'm afraid the 64% belie their lack of creative intelligence by watching TV at all. I can find nothing redeeming about the medium; it is simply a vehicle for the advertising of useless, shoddy products. The programs, meanwhile, are beneath contempt, although that seems to be what the public demands..
My time, on the other hand, is well-spent here at the Wonkette.
I think the whole charade moved her jew-biker vote up a few notches, though.
WTF??? Can somebody explain to me how my pee dropped from 114 to 0…did I just get downfisted by Troll God himself???
UPDATE: It lasted 5 minutes, but it's back to normal! I guess I've been warned…by Andy Breitbart, probably.
Big Intense Debate.
Thank goodness. I was going to suggest you check to see if you were deceased.
If you look at that bus, you'll turn into a pillar of salt. Watch it buster!
BTW–I forgive you, wonkette jr–is that is your real name, which I doubt–for any Palin stories you have posted or might post in the future–and thank you for giving me no headlines about Casey Anthony woman.
"…thank you for giving me no headlines about Casey Anthony woman."
Shhhh!
LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ATTENTION WHORE.
Maybe she'll pull a Princess Diana.
Goodbye Grifter Queen,
Though I never wanted to know at all
You had no grace to hold yourself
Like those around you, you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they couldn't find your brain
ROTFLMAO!
Don't move to a trailer park….oops, mobile home community.
More like:
TODD…oh FUCK. WE'RE, WE'RE OUT OF MY TRANQUILIZERS…FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! WILLOW, LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND STOP THAT GODDAMN CRYING! TODDDDDDD!!!!
I understand the inability to look away from a car wreck. Really, I do. But I miss the days when Wonkette decided to ignore this woman.
That would have been before she began her half-term as governor then, as Wonkette has been covering Sarah Palin since 2006 and a certain Mr. Layne is in part responsible for her:
http://wonkette.com/219223/gilf-alaskas-first-gal...
"MILF, GILF, kids and their Internets Lingo! – WonketteAlaska elected the nation’s hottest governor last month, and today Sarah Palin was sworn in.
Governor Palin is a Crazy Maverick who is against Corruption and obliterated Governor Jabba the Hutt Frank Murkowski in the Republican primary. Palin is just 42 and came out of nowhere; she was mayor of a small town. Otherwise, we don’t know anything about her, but we do hope she seeks national office soon because the Capitol is filled with scary old men wandering around in their pajamas and she could really class up the joint."
Will Ken Kayne issue a tearful apology?
The last five years have been a constant apology.
Ya gotta break eggs.
Hey folks. There's a nifty article on BigJournalism by Hunter Duesing: Wonkette Picks on an Adult for a Change, Fails Miserably where he proves that Palin's take on Paul Revere was not only correct but revelatory. And how this here site is a slimefest of sickening proportions. I'd leave a comment there but I'm afraid of getting extorted.
When the Wonkette book comes out, I hope the publisher blurbs "slimefest of sickening proportions."
James Miller & Tom Shales are prepping it as their follow-up to Live from New York & These Boys Have All the Fun. I think the working-title is Sucker Fart-punch.
He forgot skum.
Again I ask….why is this cunt in the news?
Determined effort on her part.
They only did 70 on 95?
Why so slow?
You can't do under 90 on the NH stretch. It's not American. Send that commie back to Snowland.
Fred Thompson is black?
LOL. No he is the DA. As in conservative “dumb ass”.
Her SUVs are just driven by Sovereign Citizens who don't obey tyrannical government overreaches like speed limits, stop signs, and "Don't fuck your sister" laws.
Is this before or after Judge "Badger Impersonator" Napolitano wins the Nobel Prize for Chemistry and Nancy Grace starts caring about black people?
If I were a fetus and that face was my mother's I would yank that cord right out of its socket.
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Shouldn't this have been posted by Prommie?
I still think it's because of her MILF-i-ness that she remains such a popular news item. It sure as hell ain't her intellect.
If you saw the skidmarks in her underpants after riding around in that bus all day you might not think she's such a MILF.
heh.
"Palin’s two-SUV caravan traveled at 52 miles per hour in a 35 mph zone as it peeled away from the hosts’ neighborhood. "
She must employ former Blackwater drivers with experience in Iraq.
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"I love the smell of emissions in the morning. It smells like griftory."
so it's like a shitty, boring, annoying, conservative Merry Pranksters kind of thing?
The Wasilla Kool-Aid Asshole Test?
I wonder if a couple of sheets of high-power blotter acid would liven things up on the old bus.
She will never go away.
They already gave her so much fucking money to be on the TEEVEES they can't bear the loss emotionally.Yes, that is what I said. I grew up in LA and live in NY. I know how these executive decisions are made. They bought her and they want her to make them some money. Common sense doesn't come into it. I wonder if Willow and Trig got left behind to finish up the *children's book*. Hey, it beats clubbing halibut or clubbing with halibut as Bristol will tell you.
Actually, I rather enjoy "clubbing the halibut".
Speed limits? Our Founding Fathers didn't establish any speed limits. In the whole Ten Commandments there's not ONE speed limit. Do you think Paul Revere adhered to any speed limits when he was riding his horse up the Old North Church bell tower? Hah!
X-governor-X-beauty-queens don't need no stinkin' speed limits!
Palin doesn't do reality teevee nomore – she produces documentaries.
Nothin' more mavericky than breaking the law by speeding in your gasaholic ego-bus.
I'm thinking third-party run.
Yeah at a potluck my friends and I started to talk universal health care and one of my friends started railing against it. After a few increasingly tense statements, I simply said "Lets change the subject. I like to stay friends with people." Gotta change that subject fast, tact be damned.
There's only one "Rolling Thunder" – the one that sponsored WKRP: "Rolling Thunder Regularity Tonic."
Don't forget Micky Hart's band!
Well, she is a quitter. And she's rolling around the country in a bus and has two Suburban Attack Vehicles that probably cost double what most of her supporters ever spent on their trailers. Or their scooters.
THEY COOKED THE CLAMS????!!!!!! RUN RUN RUN I SAY! PIPER GET THE WHEEL! TODD GET THE SPECIAL ONE EVERY ONE RUN FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY!
Thank you.
But that above the knee spray-painted skirt and those red Fuck Me Pumps keep the rubes mesmerized.
Include me in those 15 %, c'mon wonketteers, let's get her through the primaries
"I do hope I never have to be neighbors with any of the other 36% who might."
That would be my *preference*, but I *really* hope nobody in the other 36% has to hire me or sign my paycheck.
While breezing through New Hampshire, Lou Sarah was ringing bells and shootin' into the air like Yosemite Revere!!!
Ha! Like she knows the word "psychotropics".
Christian and Muslim Gawd gave us Sarah "Gift of Grift" Palin so that we could experience human emotion in full; glee, joy, anger…and just, oh, all of them, Katie. Praise be Allah for the experience of her revelations.
can't we all be bored with sarah palin now?
i am for sure.
replying to Serolf Divad's comment "Bring on the effing apocalypse": We are already in it.
Barbaro may never have hurt anybody, but that didn't make him any less of a horse who couldn't read or understand the concept of get well cards. He also didn't get well, so they must not have helped.
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