What does every wildly creepy pro-life goblin fantasize about doing to every pregnant teenage girl seeking an abortion? Kidnap and imprison her until she gives birth while terrorizing her with under-lit video conference lectures? Yeah, that. And behold: the world's first "pro-life horror movie." The film premiered this weekend at the Hoboken International Film Festival. Watch and cringe:
[ NJ.com ]
'Pro-Life Horror Movie' Looks Pretty Horrifying
Can't, won't watch the video. I did read the description though and it proves what we have known all along: God is a dick.
This makes me feel pukey, but that's at least partly attributable to a mild hangover. That it exists is an atrocity, but slightly redeemed by the appearance that they're doing a horrible job of making the attempted point.