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Here is a hilarious poll for your weekend drinking: Obama is beating Romney by 9 points in a survey of Iowa voters. Poor Mittens was even rolling around doing some campaigning amongst the ungrateful Iowans when the poll was conducted at the end of May. What does Romney have to do for these people to like him? Promise them he won’t come back?

From the Des Moines Register:

Romney, the current national frontrunner, does the best of a lineup of five Republicans, but Iowa voters prefer Obama, 49 percent to 40 percent, according to a Public Policy Polling survey released today.

That margin is nearly the same as Obama’s 10-point victory in Iowa in 2008 against Republican U.S. Sen. John McCain, pollster Tom Jensen pointed out in a news release.

Coming in last place with a humiliating 21 point deficit was marshmallow-filled adulterer Newt Gingrich, who has some shiny presents to buy next time he visits Iowa voters.

It’s probably already time for the GOP just to say, screw it, nobody’s running this time, and go raid Herman Cain’s pizza store.

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