But what are we going to do, just let this pass us by? If we do not follow the cheesy political self-pic Twitter scandal of the day, which this Anthony Weiner guy does not seem to be calming down very well, then we have failed as the political scandal satire website. Ugh.
Speaking of NMA animated Chinese-language YouTube animations, they’ve really gotten terrible lately! And the English versions, with that hot non-animated gal trying to be all cool and funny? Way to ruin it, NMA!
Also, as the stock markets collapse and the Great Recession begins its plunge into the Greatest Most Awesome Depression, the top story on Google News is Weinergate. Well done, Andrew Breitbart!
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This is how the world ends. Not with a bang but a hard-on.
Well. I'm out.
Humanity: "Uh-oh, we're fucked."
God: "Nope. Not even that."
You ever try bangin' without a hard-on?
Does a strap-on count?
More times than I'd like to remember.
Yes, the raging hard-on that the Repubs are fucking us all with.
What kind of birds were fluttering over his desk? Swallows?
Boobies.
Tits?
Titmice
Obviously, they're dickies.
Yellow-bellied sapsucker?
balled eagles.
White throated swallows, even.
BlueBlew birds…Spitters?
I would think the Deficit Hawks would be after Weiner.
Cock-a-too?
Two Cans?
I vote 'good old-fashioned hooker' — worked out awesome for Spitzer.
(what's the deal with NY pols having names that beg to be made fun of in a sessy time scandal?)
Tony played with his Giuliani and his Weiner Spitzered his Cuomo all over that fine Palladino.
If you can cram Pataki into there, somewhere, I'll offer you an extra whore-diamond.
So is this a training video for the new incoming congressmen?
I saw what you did there.
It looks a lot like a sexual harassment video I had to watch at work. Better production values, though.
I recently watched a sexual harassment video. Though the woman clearly stated that she was not to be objectified, she eventually succumbed to his wily charms, however, and they had violent sex right in front of the camera.
It was porn, of course.
I'm just not sure I can ever trust a representative form of government again.
Or Twitter, for that matter…
Uh, you were trusting either of them up to now?
"We Are So Sorry About Posting This NMA Weiner Cartoon"
No you're not!
"Zactly. Extemperanus, or whomever Wonk Jr. is, is not sorry by half.
(I agree on the Extemperanus part weejee)
Oh and the not sorry thing too, as well.
you see america? this is what happens when you can't find sarah palin.
Sarah Who?
Sarah Who[re]?
Fixed.
Lou Sarah?
Joan of Wasilla?
Excellent.
I would hate to see the pictures Mike Crapo puts on his twitter feed.
Holy fuckballs, that empty suit is one of my state senators. Pretty sure he isn't allowed access to any communication devices. He just stands there slack-jawed waiting for instructions from his GOP money-men. Never has there been a more aptly named pol…
You're an Idahooian? Beautiful state, crazy people.
inside joke:
Did you know Idaho is the only state with two capitals?
Salt Lake City and Spokane.
The Stoopid is strong in these people. What they're doing to bargaining rights and education makes the Wisconsin GOP look like pussies. I give them credit for keeping it off the national radar. (tho', the Internets here are literally a series of tubez and the population 93% mormon, which frowns on information…)
Gee..what with all the over paid punditry and right wing assholes screaming deficits!!1 every 10 seconds, and asking why the Democrats "haven't come up with a plan", you'd think one of these tools would ask Weiner about the Peoples Budget. But that would be too close to not bashing Democrats.
I think it was better than, The Hangover II
My last actual hangover was more enjoyable than The Hangover.
Great. Now I'm craving hot dogs.
And that makes today unique exactly how?
You're right. As you were.
Hebrew National, eh?
Dammit, you guys. I'm within seven pounds of my target weight, and you're not making it any easier.
Eff. Beat me to it.
I'm just waiting for the bad animation of the helicopters lifting the bloated corpse of Gov. Christie to his kids baseball game, and then back to meet with the Iowa GOP which would prefer him to even Joe Miller.
You're wrong. The part themed after Adult Friend Finder was exceptionally funny, especially when the ketchup and mustard got applied.
I don't know why everyone has their undies in a bunch over Weiner. As far as crotch shots go, the actual Twitter posted picture was quite a letdown.
I'll take Double-Entendre Puns for $100, Alex.
Well, that puts the mustard on the hot dog, as Barry would say.
It puts the Dijon on the hamburger. http://crooksandliars.com/john-amato/latest-right...
Go with horseradish – better than 10 gerbils.
where I come from, they make horseradish mustard, win-winning.
Really, are we still going on about this dick?
Three posts today! And the Daily Show is capitalizing on dick jokes.
Forget the Daily Show; Jay Leno is set for the next five or six years, at least.
Hey, has he discontinued the Dancing Itos yet?
The Congressman should be careful about sticking his Wiener in blind holes like that. Could be a guillotine on the other side. That would be chop sticks he might prefer to do without.
Or Larry Craig could be on the other side.
I'm actually starting to get tired of this silly story, with Weiner on everybody's lips, and wish it was over and the jokes about Weiner are put in the box.
I'm just grateful Harry Baals never posted on Twitter.
No shit, talk about your down news cycle. Sadly some disaster will happen, and Eric Cantor or some other right wing tool will blame THAT on Wiener, saying he was trying to distract from the Wiener weener scandal.
Poor Anthony, how long before Ron Jeremy pulls a Crocodile Dundee on him? "That's not an erection – THIS is an erection!"
it puts the mustard on the skin.
or it gets hosed.
That video was creepy…
It is amazing how the Taiwanese could take such an inherently funny scenario and make it so unfunny.
JibJab finally gets some competition. Geeze, are they even still around?
The English versions are not a good idea, NMA. Non-Chinese speakers can at least imagine something funny is being said if you leave if in Mandarin.
Is it wrong to now hanker for a chili dog? I feel dirty.
it's ok. just make sure you do it with relish.
Pretty cheesy…
Naughty boy.
You need a good spanking.
Say what you will about Breitfart, but he really knows which kind of stories that the media likes to gobble up. The pundits have their mouths full. The politicians are chewing on it. Washington is choking on it. And most Americans are tired of having it shoved down their throats.
As a Christian, I am very angry about having Weiners rammed up my ass!!!
I hear ya, man. I too was an altar-boy.
Don't rub Andrew too fast or too hard, or he might come at you and give you the shaft.
Poor Riley. I hope that he hasn't developed Stockholm Syndrome.
@jennsturger loves this stuff.
It's good to see that the country is being entertained to death, though. Recession, job loss, housing market in the shitehouse, debt ceiling forfeiture…nice that we have our priorities in order. It's one thing to make fun of it on a blog like this but even (or, especially!) True Patriot Tea Publicans are glued to this one. Just like the pages of a dirty magazine.
Sheesh. Clients are pissing me off!!!!! I'm so busy today that I can't even snark! Even Department Director Dale walked into my office and was surprised at how productive I was. He said "it's a wonderfull day (80 F and blue skies). I can't believe you didn't cut out after lunch as usual when it's this nice".
(this comment is 100% snark free)
NMA : National Meat Association – Responsive, Resourceful and Reliable…
Wonkette, Jr. owes me 1:31 minutes of my life back. Or a hotdog, for some reason.
Greatest Most Awesome Depression…
Hey, my new rap name… G-MAD!
This is good news for Oscar Mayer.
Or
Hoar MillHormel. ♪♫ Spam, spam, spam, spammity spam. ♪♫But I don' want any Spam….
We Are So Sorry About Posting This NMA Weiner Cartoon
I want you to go to your room right now, Wonkette Jr., and think about what you've done.
Corrected Junior:
We Are Posting This Sorry Cartoon
The worse part is the TeaTard coworkers who see nothing wrong with everyone getting the shaft, themselves included.
I mean, really! WTF?
I'm sorry to hear that. I'm in a position (mind you I'm a drunk slacker) where I see-cured a position. I'm under contract, not even IT, and the "Man" can't even throw me out……..zGood is doing better than the boss. That's because I'm one of these wierd "Lib-tards" that lives in the city not the sub-burbs and knows how to play the system. Also I worked really really hard for my shitty edumacation.
Weiner Winner! Chicken (chokin') Dinner!
Da dingus = Florida? (Just checking!!)
Ja.
Uff. Governor Chrome Dome. My sympathies.
Hey! There, but for the grace of never having the ambition to run for office, go I.
I read that with relish.
Needz moar tentacles.
Weinie should be forthcoming, maybe that's not the right word….
These Taiwanese animators are getting too big for their britches if you ask me.
Et tu, wonkette Junior? If that's even your real name.
Breitbart wishes he had a wiener.
One just like dAnnie Coulter.
But without the 4skin.
Well at least all those girls seemed to relish the representative's lil weiner.
Enjoyed the video, all except for the lousy sound quality; I couldn't understand a word of it.
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