‘Media Whore’ Sign Briefly Taped To Side of Palin’s Rented Bus

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Why didn’t New Yorkers pick up Sarah Palin’s entire dumb bus with her dumb picture plastered across both sides and dump the thing in the Hudson, with her in it? New Yorkers are busy! They can’t be bothered to bodily evict every jerkoff wingnut who comes to town. Anyway, somebody taped a little teeny tiny sign on Palin’s rented bus.

Our old pals at Rumproast have exclusive pictures, too!

New York has a special way of letting out-of-towners know they’re welcomed. Our NYC Operative Peter Jernigan was on the ground at Sarah’s presser outside the FoxNews studios, and snapped these exclusive pics of her freshly-remodeled Tour Bus, courtesy of an anonymous Islander.

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239 comments

    1. chilequiles

      She'll hold her tongue for a while, but then once she's in the Real Heartland of Murika, it'll be all about those horrible elite socialists who hate freedoms and want to personally kill your grandma and, oh, make sure to visit the website to donate.

        1. chilequiles

          IF Distance.from.brown.people > 50 miles
          AND Distance from WalMart < 2 miles
          AND forehead.slope < 45 degrees
          THEN Real Murikan

      1. Barb

        Famous Famiglia is the name of the place. This is taken from their website:
        …..you can find Famous Famiglia locations across leading airports, shopping centers, casinos, travel plazas, military bases, theme parks, universities, sports stadiums, arenas, medical facilities, and busy urban centers.

  1. mormos

    sounds like a good campaign slogan to me. Maybe just, "I, the whore". Very biblical, that's what conservatards like right, the bible?

    1. ChapterUndVerse

      It's also possible to give a nod to Ray Bradbury, Robert Graves, and nounverb 911 simultaneously with "I, Whore." But would it be right?

  2. Barb

    Did the oldest son, Track go on this trip? I wonder how many overpasses he had to climb up on with paint thinner, defending Bristol's honor?

      1. Beowoof

        Thanks Barb. Everytime I post this guy is on me. I am almost flattered that he has taken such an interest.

          1. Lascauxcaveman

            It was totally worth the dollar. I'd do it again.

            Can I borrow a dollar, Beowoof?

          2. Beowoof

            A whole dollar, I don't know, with the republicans planning to take away all my health care money, I may need to conserve cash. After all a Ryan coupon will only cover up to a dollar off any needed medical care.

  3. Beowoof

    The awesomeness of this cannot be understated. Hey Lou, in NY the education system still works and thus people in the liberal northeast know you are full of shit and don't mind telling you.

    Now where can I get some Truck Nutz in case she comes to Rochester in her bus.

    1. Dashboard_Jesus

      $carah finally visits a city that TRULY knows/ appreciates a REAL 'Merkan fame whore (the Donald welcomes Lou with open arms!)

    2. Callyson

      Truck Nutz™ are a high-quality, novelty, automotive accessory that hang from any bumper and let folks show the world their Nutz.
      Available in White, Blue, Flesh, Black, Red, Yellow, Chrome, Green, Brass, and Camo. Truck Nutz™ are only $15.00 (Chrome for $39.99) and carry our "Takes a Lickin' guarantee"
      Trucknutz and Bikerballz are made of solid plastic (the toughest in the industry). GUARANTEED not to fade, chip, crack or break – or FREE replacement (our world famous "takes a licking" guarantee) The original tried and true nutz. http://www.trucknutz.com/
      I don't know whether to LMFAO or run screaming…

      1. neiltheblaze

        Sweet Jeebus – I thought you made that up and were just riffing. Truth is so much worse than fiction.

        1. Terry

          Oh, just wait until you are sitting in your car at a red light and notice those things on the vehicle (usually a truck, but not always) in front of you. It's not just a redneck thing, either. I've seen them on an SUV driving by a young black man here in the DC area, too.

          1. neiltheblaze

            Actually, I've had the dubious honor. My "experience" was completely typical – it was a black pick up truck – with a picture of Calvin peeing on something or other on the back window.

            He must have loved my "Obama '08" bumper sticker, which I refuse to take off in the hopes that passing Conservatives have their day ruined.

          2. BlueMonkeh

            that sounds an awful lot like my experience with these novelties….and in leaving the 1/20/09 sticker on my car (all the Obama magnets have been long stolen)

      2. Negropolis

        Forgive them for they know not what they do…the idiots.

        "Take a lickin'", indeed, and in more ways than one, is my guess.

    3. tessiee

      "people in the liberal northeast know you are full of shit and don't mind telling you."

      To be strictly accurate, we usually don't mind telling anybody they're full of shit.

  4. DaSandman

    You could have gone with the classic, basic WHORE and gotten your point across.

    But it would have created a lot of confusion in the family as to which whore was being referenced.

    Piper would have had to einy, meeny, miney, mo that one…

  5. OC_Surf_Serf

    I, and the Media Whores…who spent the day asking themselves why I am doing this…are are helping Me to drive this country like a huge bus, plastered with My name and the Preamble, off a cliff…

  6. 102415

    We were hoping a fucking tornado was going to blow the witch away. It was fucking hot today.

  7. Beowoof

    Down fister has been through already. Must be one of those guys that follow me. I upfisted everyone I could.

    1. chilequiles

      Haha ya, longtime lurker here, and then the minute i start posting, i'm getting breitbart morons following me. I guess there's not much to do when you're stuck to a hoov-around than eat sausage-onna-stick and troll edumacated peoples.

        1. Lascauxcaveman

          And, though troubled with long bouts of paranoia, had a higher than average IQ.

          1. Terry

            …and Nixon, arguably, accomplished something in his life (reopening diplomatic relations with China).

      1. DaSandman

        I had one follow me for 2 days and I beat on him so bad in multiple forums that he gave up

        I believe in a very muscular liberalism.

        1. chilequiles

          I'm too stoned to give it the ole college try and bother with these nerds. So i'm giving it the ole college smoke-some-more-and-not-care strategy. ^.^

        2. Terry

          Remind them that all liberals aren't vegans who can be blown over by a strong breeze.

    2. MadBrahms

      Today's troll is Jared Lee Liberal, of Andrew Brietbart's Troll Empire. Hi, Jared! Nice of you to visit my profile! Also, I've noticed that your posts seem remarkably unpopular even at BigGovernment sites. Is this hard for you? Do you feel the need to lash out?

      We're here for you. Cry on our empathetic tax-and-spend liberal shoulders. Let the tears of the market, like the tears of a dove, carry your p-ness away.

      1. 102415

        It's just the same old sad spanky2. Poor thing has no other life but loves to give us the page views and like a bed bug is one of God's creatures.

      2. tessiee

        "Let the tears of the market, *like the tears of a dove, carry your p-ness away. "

        Now we finally know what it sounds like when doves cry.

  8. Pres[EXTERMINATE!!]

    Keep it up… I want her to run so bad because it will make for about a year of moar lulz. Remember the Dem primary season in 1988, with the Seven Dwarves and all that? The Dems got Mike Dukakis in a tank out of that, and the nation got four years of George Bush Senior. If these chuckleheads keep it up, Barry will win 300 EVs because whoever comes out of this process will be fundamentally flawed and unelectable by being pushed so far to the right by the rest of the candidates.

    1. Terry

      Agreed. She'll keep any actual viable candidates struggling to get any attention and will remind moderate Republicans (are there any left?) and Independents what the GOP has become.

      Also, for the laughs.

    2. HistoriCat

      I hope you're right … but I couldn't believe that this country was stupid enough to give W four more years after he lied us into a completely unnecessary war.

      Then in 2010 these idiots elected a bunch of assholes who are true believers in the unholy "taxes bad,women bad" Republican meme – and then were surprised when they actually governed on those beliefs. So I don't have a lot of faith in the electorate any more.

    1. SorosBot

      She's probably screaming to the NYPD that they have to arrest whoever did this for the crime of disrespecting Her Majesty.

      1. Barb

        No matter what is done to "Her Majesty" (great stuff, JMP) she calls it an "attack" I read in Bailey's book that Sarah, herself came up with the campaign idea to attack the Obama girls, implying that her children were better educated. She was told that she couldn't do that.

        1. SorosBot

          Better educated, really? Really? The Obama girls went to the Lab School, a very prestigious private school run by my alma mater, the University of Chicago, where the bulk of the students are the children of professors at the U of C (like, you know, Barack Obama), one of the top universities in the country. It's certainly elitist, but a great education.

          Palin's kids went to Alaskan public schools; and not to put them down (that is, not to put the Alaskan public schools down; put down the Palin kids except the two little ones all you want), but it's pretty clear which education was better.

          By "better educated" she meant whiter, didn't she?

          1. Barb

            I'm going to have to find the passage in the book again. The implication was that the Palin children went to a private school and the Obama girls went to public school. I will do the research and quote it. Thanks for your insightful response.

          2. Chet Kincaid

            God, what a dumb cunt! What SorosBot said. We lived a couple of blocks from Lab School up to Fall of '09. We knew a kid who was a classmate of one of the Obama girls.

          3. Peace in our time

            I'se trying to de-cide between a plasma and a GED TV. Which one would show better pitchers for Alaskan travel show's?

        2. Worthly[♬♪♬♪♫♪♬]Skum

          Clearly the Palin kids are better educated. Go ask Sasha or Malia to whip up a bathtub of meth. They'll just give you blank stares.

      1. PrimlyStable

        She has literally been raped by the evil liberal leftie who stuck that sign there. LITERALLY.

    2. easynews

      She probably did it herself to help ratchet up the false indignity. Now she can point out how mean those "librul elites" are.

      OR maybe TriG managed to escape from the luggage compartment and did it as a cry for help?

    3. Terry

      No, but the Fox News staff has hired a few guys with bent noses to visit the person who hung the sign.

  9. Abenstern

    It's this sort of thing that reminds me that New York City really does understand modern politicians and the appropriate response towards them.

  10. mourningnmerica

    Yeah, what's up with that fucked up grammar? Should'a just sprayed CUNTY McSLUTMUFFIN on it.

  11. OC_Surf_Serf

    My, my, my…All this video for the FEC to use for their investigation into Palin for campaign abuse charges…

    1. Barb

      Okay, one of ya'll go first. I am so happy with this dude that I don't want to go for "the easy one" (wink)

    1. chilequiles

      Personally, i kinda liked it when my p-ness dropped to 69 and wouldn't budge. I'm pretty sure it's just Jared Lee Liberal hinting he wants my nuts on his forehead, but i dunno, he hasn't bought me dinner yet so he'll have to work harder.

    1. 102415

      If she puts on the Hand of Fatima tomorrow somebody better close her Home Shopping Network account.

      1. mrblifil

        "Jesus was our lord and saviour, but ya gotta luv him for thinking out of the bawx and shifting paradigms to try to stay a step ahead, with that entrepreneurial spirit, and dedicating himself to those real core values we all hold so dear, remembering he was the one who threw the money lenders out of the temple, like a maverick, refudiating their "show me the money" attitude, and proving he wasn't like those other Jews, who all they could think of was dollars and sheckels and piles of cash in large denominations, like the 10, the 50, and that ol' Benjamin Franklin! Yee haw, am I right? Also?"

        1. 102415

          I guess the evil spirits just snuck right back in and brought their cousins with them.

  12. SorosBot

    I'll have to disagree and say this stunt was outrageously disrespectful; to compare our nation's hardworking whores to this clown of a quitter is offensive.

    1. Barb

      I agree, when whores take a vacay they wear flat shoes and stand up a lot. Sarah is a poser.

  13. Negropolis

    Sarah, welcome to real America, 'cause shit just got real. No more hiding behind Selfish, I-got-mine America, okay?

    1. Negropolis

      BTW, Sarah, all your buses are belong to us. Also, all of your dignity. Tambien.

  14. RadioJr.

    Does anyone remember Race With the Devil? Because in 70's movies, evil ALWAYS wins in the end.

  15. iburl

    S—h is not a media whore!!

    She'll never sell out, she never will, not for a dollar bill, she works hard for the money.

    She don't have to wear that dress tonight, walk the streets for money, she don't care if it's wrong or if it's right.

  16. fuflans

    so it looks like the sarah

    I want them to have to do a little bit of work on a tour like this and that would include not necessarily telling them beforehand where every stop is going to be, you know

    palin mystery tour is already a failure?

      1. NorthStarSpanx

        I thought a reporter asking her how much this Family Vacation was costing her PAC was the going to be the straw that broke that bitch's back, but I'm sure her defensiveness just re-filled her coffers by her "fiscally conservative base" (by fiscally conservative, I refer to the good folks who felt it was justifiable that Sarah should upgrade to private jets because she should not have to rub elbows with the unwashed on commercial flights anymore.)

        Sarah can eat cake, the rest of us, cat food.

  17. CountryClubJihadi

    I'll look forward to welcoming her to Palo Alto when she has gluten-free, goat cheese pizza with Steve while they discuss the design of her App for the iTard.

  18. iburl

    She may be a media whore, but she's not a lamestream media whore.

    She probably will drop out of her bus tour halfway through.

    She appreciates the effort that her "close friends" put into running her bus tour, but due to the unrelenting attacks of the liberal media she and her props family have decided that in this blood libelous environment that they must end the tour. Sarah has decided to pursue a less stressful and more pampered avenue than going to biker rallies and national (sochialist) parks. Sarah has decided to become President of the United States of America.

  19. smokefilledroommate

    Palin "thoughts":
    "Goddamn bus ride"…. "whatever, $$$"…. "pizza with Trump"… "$$$$$!!!!!1!!" …"Piper, don't eat shit off the floor"….. "When can I dress up like a biker again?"

  20. UW8316154

    This could be the start of a nation-wide meme. If she makes it as far as elitist, edumacated Seattle, I pledge to post a sign that says "It's all about meeee!!!"

    Let's start a list…

    1. tribbzthesquidz

      "I can't orgasm so, here we are doing this. We will also empty the waste tank of this bus into the street."

    2. Negropolis

      "I ran for Vice President, and all I got was this stupid bus"

      "Don't retweet, reload!"

      "Word Salad/Straight-Bitch Express"

      "Is Our Children Learning?"

      "Were (sic) with Stupid."

      "Army of Dumb"

      "Grizzly Momma Needs a New (100) Pair of Shoes."

      "T"

    3. C_R_Eature

      DON'T FOLLOW ME I'M LOST

      DON'T LOOK HERE THE JOKE'S IN YOUR EMPTY WALLET

      ..also..

    1. tessiee

      It gives me great pleasure to imagine her sticking her head out the window expecting to be greeted by her adoring fans, and instead some low-life hoodlum, possibly even one of my boy cousins, yelling in a thick NY accent:

      FAWWWWWKK YOOOOU!!

        1. tessiee

          Remember the part in the movie "Being John Malkovich" where he's tragically and sadly wandering the streets at night, and then somebody yells at him from a passing car: "EY MALKOVICH! YOU SUCK!!" and throws something out the car window at him?

    2. Lascauxcaveman

      I was sort of thinking that as I was driving around NYC in a big bus with my daughter's HS choir group, which was performing at various cathedrals and whatnot for four days, amidst the usual sightseeing stops. Then schlepping back out to the Meadowlands Sheraton every night.

      It made it much more tolerable once I started thinking of the bus ride as "being on our way to our next gig."

    3. Limeylizzie

      Oh so true, It's a shame I am in Chcago or I would've written "Aslaskunt" on that whore's travelling fart festival.

  21. Callyson

    So, we've gone from I, Claudius to I, media whore. Never mind Rome: *this* is the decline of Western civilization as we know it…

  22. BarackMyWorld

    I was going to say someone should put some trucknutz on there, but I think the genitals-related pranks quota for the week has already been filled.

  23. donner_froh

    Keeping her tour dates a secret–or, more likely, not having them planned in the first place–is perfect for Palin. When she loses interest no one will know if the tour was over or if she quit before it was done.

    Brilliant in a really stupid, Palinesque way.

  24. C_R_Eature

    Let's do a Wonkette Photoshop Palin bus sign-of-the day, eh?

    Palin's probably got Ailes-level security around that vehicle now & more signage will be impossible.

  25. Mort_Sinclair

    This whole bus thing is like a virus, travelling through the body politic, only to pop up as a chancre on the shaft of America. Sarah Palin: Political Syphilis. (The Palin-as-disease meme must. be. kept. alive.)

      1. BaldarTFlagass

        Considering the person in question's antecedents, perhaps Gas, Ass, or Meth would be more appropriate.

        1. freddymcmurray

          That's a good one too. Or maybe Gas, Ass, and Katie Couric, I'd like to PASS on that question.

  26. Redhead

    Oh no! Someone called Sarah out on being a lying manipulative attention whore who constantly plays the victim and whines about the attention she gets from the media while constantly seeking it out. CONSPIRACY!!

    I feel like I already posted this comment. Oh wait, no, that was on the Newt Gingrich post where everyone was out to get him and ruin his reputation by saying totally true things about him. What is it with Republican Party of Personal Responsibility people refusing to own up to their actions and constantly playing the victim?

    1. Redhead

      Hmmm. So Wonkette junior censors let me call Sarah a whore but delete the post when I call her ret@rded? (Really, who do you think passed it on to Trig?)

  27. UpstateYorkee

    Hey! Wonkette's got Siemens on it again! Maybe not all sprayed down with Seimens like the good old days, but a nice little dollop on the top!

  28. tymberwolf817

    Someone needs — I say NEEDS — to do that here in Boston. Although it would properly be spelled "Media Who-ah." </trite joke re. the Boston non-rhotic accent>

  29. BaldarTFlagass

    I simply cannot believe, 167 comments in, that no one has asked that one crucial question:

    How does this affect Sarah Palin?

  30. tessiee

    "Why didn’t New Yorkers pick up Sarah Palin’s entire dumb bus with her dumb picture plastered across both sides and dump the thing in the Hudson, with her in it?"

    So that it would eventually wash up on a beach in…
    Oh, I don't know, THE JERSEY SHORE?

    1. BaldarTFlagass

      Well, if it made it far enough to wash up on the shores of the Gulf of Mexico, she could stand atop a BP tarball and shout Drill Baby Drill. And the natives would probably be friendly, too.

    1. NorthStarSpanx

      Or Swiss Guards, what's good enough for the Pope would be good enough for Sarah, who may be God like one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a strange(r) on the [One Nation] bus.

  31. carlgt1

    this person scored a major broadside for freedom, honor, and integrity! should have stolen the truck nutz off of Palin's bus too!

    Palin and the teatards couldn't pass the most basic quiz on Constitutional history or Constitutional law. As if Sarah ever read, say, the pamphlets & debates between Hamilton & Madison. They act like the Constitution was just written in one stroke, delivered by Jesus Christ Himself, and wasn't seriously argued & debated.

  32. KeepFnThatChicken

    Nice to see she's continuing her tour of American heritage sites. Fox News.

  33. smashaduck

    some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em. -Martin Luther King

  34. BaldarTFlagass

    It's really too bad that the person that created that brilliant sign didn't take the time to sketch it out lightly in pencil before using the permanent marker; because of poor planning, the word "Whore" is all jammed up and tiny in the lower right hand corner, when it actually it should dominate.

    1. KeepFnThatChicken

      Oh, it does. I don't know if anyone noticed the gauntlet of men on the other side who wished to "know" her, but it sure seems like she's about to get her daily dose of YOUR MONEY, in exchange for a lurid, sensitive touch on the hand…

      ….that they will masturbate with later.

  35. DahBoner

    "Why didn’t New Yorkers pick up Sarah Palin’s entire dumb bus with her dumb picture plastered across both sides and dump the thing in the Hudson, with her in it?"

    Because in New York, it's illegal to throw trash in the river?

    Maybe on the Jersey Shore side…

    1. tessiee

      Our beaches have enough garbage and medical waste on them, thank you.

      Although…
      Is that show "Shark Week" still on?

  36. lulzmonger

    No keying? No slashed tires? No sugar or piss in the gas tank?

    NYC, I AM DISAPPOINT.

  37. zappadoo76

    Why didn’t New Yorkers pick up Sarah Palin’s entire dumb bus with her dumb picture plastered across both sides and dump the thing in the Hudson, with her in it?

    Actually, the traditional thing would be to turn it over and burn it. Turning it over is the hard part, but I'll bet there are enough New Yorkers to do it.

  38. 102415

    Why didn’t New Yorkers pick up Sarah Palin’s entire dumb bus with her dumb picture plastered across both sides and dump the thing in the Hudson, with her in it?

    Bedbugs!

  39. Sheesko

    Geez, with all the "creatives" plying their world-class trade in NYC, this was the best sign they could come up with?

  40. tessiee

    With apologies to Cee Loo Green:

    I see you drivin' round town with your big-ass bus, and I'm like
    FUCK YOU!
    I guess pimpin' out your daughter just wasn't enough
    FUCK YOU!
    And fuck her too!
    I said, if I was dumber you might not be such a bummer
    Ha, now ain't that some shit? (ain't that some shit?)
    And you're a pain in my ass
    I hope you run out of gas,
    FUCK YOU!

  41. tessiee

    The one thing Silly Sarah is incredibly good at is marketing herself to people who can't see through her bullshit, but she's made a rare miscalculation here.

    Her "Gentlemen, start your whacking!" routine may be a big hit in flyover country, but most of the people I know personally in the NYC area get to have sex more than once a year with someone who a) weighs under 500 pounds, b) isn't toothless, c) isn't a member of their immediate family, so her act doesn't play as well there.

    Oh, yeah, and also — everyone who's spent more than five minutes in Manhattan has already seen a hoo-wah.

  42. ttommyunger

    Lest we lose sight of just how much good this vapid cunt does progressive causes just by grifting along in her own special way. If we didn't have Sarah out there being Sarah I would want to create one. She is a wonderful wedge within the Right and I frankly wish her more success drawing support away from more marketable candidates. Oh, and buttsecks.

  43. chilequiles

    What mistakes did they make? What other countries was she referencing?

    WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??!?

  44. Karma_Suture

    Symbol for Americans – Warning – Symbol – Freedom.

    That's it. That's all she said.

    The rest is pageant filler.

    You're welcome.

  45. tessiee

    "Sarah visited the Statue of Liberty and said:
    'It is, of course, the symbol for Americans to be reminded of other countries — because this was gifted to us, of course, by the French — warning us to never make the mistakes that some of them had made.'

    I've read her words 10 times now and I have no clue what she means by this."

    First, my sympathy to you for having to read this gobbledegook.

    So, the French gave us the Statue of Liberty to warn us not to make the mistake of being a bunch of wussies like them, instead of two-fisted flight-suited Americans who bomb other countries and take their stuff?

    "Bonjour, 'allo, Americains! We are geeving you ze beeg green statue. But remembaire, do not be like us, ze Fransh, wiz ze socialism, eh?"

  46. Barb

    Mistakes like thinking that Africa is a country? Mistaking North Korea for South Korea? The mistake of John McCain, choosing a running mate after spending EXACTLY 82 minutes with her?

  47. MadBrahms

    Mistaking Bok Choy for Cabbage?

    And no, Sarah, the Statue was given to us to celebrate what imperial powers saw as the "civilizing" mission of "free" Western nations toward the backward people of the rest of the world. And whitewashing, that too.

    In some ways, it's a perfect memorial for her Griftness.

  48. Lascauxcaveman

    I think The Snowbilly counts as "retched refuse". Alaska is arguably a "teeming shore."

    But, having said that, the photos make it clear that NYC doesn't really want her. Maybe the mistake was not putting Lady Liberty in the harbor at Shreveport, or Biloxi.

  49. Negropolis

    I've got to remember "pageant filler." Thanks for that. It's like Miss Teen South Carolina all over again.

  50. C_R_Eature

    Mistakes like thinking islands in the Caribbean sea were China?

    That the desert West had unlimited supplies of water and was a garden of Eden ripe for settler's farms?

    Mistakes like giving this Twat national air time?

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