Barack Obama has committed a lot of crimes such as being born, according to people who don’t like black men, but he finally went too far at this memorial for the people who got killed by the tornado. According to Fox News, the president sort of looked like he was moving his jaw in a way that could mean he was either chewing gum or trying to get his ears to pop after a flight or maybe he had something stuck in his teeth, who knows. In any case, why did they even let this guy in a church?
Says the Fox News website as an introduction to this Zapruder clip for our time:
Seen at the last seconds of this video clip it appears as though President Obama was chewing gum. What do you think?
[Fox News]
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Blow a bubble out your ass, Fox.
Watermelon, probably.
plus a piece of fried chicken.
That would be "watermelon seeds."
Eh Gads! Chewing Gum! What's next ATHIESIM!??
He's a muslin, silly. Everybody knows that. Thus he feels no solemnity for this ceremony in honor of dead apostates and Christians.
But according to the Neut, that's the big threat our country faces (bigger than his ass, even): Secular atheist Islamic radicals.
Kemal Zombie Ataturk has replaced China as the Project for the New American Century's top threat.
You know what they say, chewing gum is the gateway to hell. Actually, I made that shit up from scratch. Surprised, right? I could work for Fox.
In Missouri, a chaw of Red Man or a dip of Skoal would have been acceptable.
They have spitoons at the end of each aisle, natch.
SkoalRebel thinks a spittoon is unnecessary. Ground is good enough as recipient of his spent dip.
Hardcore! Guess a spitoon is a bit too showy, though. At least a tuna fish can by the leg of each folding chair?
Nah… a friend's Dad (true Okie) used a 3# Folgers coffee can… less emptying…
Death is no reason to submit to bad breathe.
It's probably Nicorette, but I'm sure his gum chewing will end up being conflated to he stomped on the flag & looted tornado victims' homes.
I just hope that Barry doesn't pick something up at the disaster site like a picture or someone's lost memento. LOOTING will scream across the headlines. Whereas if Bush were in the same situation, the headline would be "Recovering beloved objects".
Or maybe he just saw something shiny.
At least Bammerz can afford the Nicorette and doesn't have to buy the walmart brand like us poors.
and wolf whistled at a white woman.
Then broke up her chiffarobe.
(Yes, that is a double entendre.)
Well of course he's a looter that is what those people do.
"will end up being conflated to he stomped on the flag & looted"
The President is near, therefore by definition a flag stomping looter.
To quote the surgery patient in Cold Turkey, "For God's sake, let him smoke!"
I don't know if he's chewing gum, but I looked at the end of that video in stop motion and I'm pretty sure that he's black.
I'm pretty sure that he's black.
Not according to this guy.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110530/us_ac/8560685…
That shit is so 2007. Oh, we American blacks are so special! It's not like Africans had their countries stolen from them, or anything.
I have a fear of the stupidity of certain free black men.
I'm a whitey, and oft note certain people of a similar pale tint that aren't exactly a credit to my race.
yeah Chet, y'all are way outnumbered by stupid FREEDUMB white folk, and don't you fergit it!
Is this the adult equivalent of an elementary school playground singsong taunt of ♪"I'm blacker than you are!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"♫
Hahaha, as a black, I assure you that has never been sung by one black to another in my experience. More likely it was 'You mama's so black she cries coffee tears' But YMMV.
And within the first ten comments, there was one that said, "I don't care if they're black white or purple…"
Yay–score one for my Cliche Bingo card!
The last revenge of SkoalRebel, perhaps?
SkoalRebel is an editor at Faux Newz and gets to chewz what newz to use.
Big Chew is behind this latest 'scandal.'
They had to go with BigChew after the Domain Registry sided with NORML in the dispute over who had right to the address bigleaf.com.
I think there is an Islamic probation against chewing gum so this story cannot be factual.
um no unfortunately,,, they have prohibition against chewing bacon tough
It was also totally disrespectful towards the people of Singapore. It was a fuck you to the colonials of that great, and weirdly uniform country who has always been among our staunchest allies.
Guess the Republitards don't remember when Dick the Cheney wore his green winter parka with a hood rimmed with white fur to the memorial service in Normandy fifty years after D-Day. All the other international dignitaries looked, um, dignified, clad in appropriate winter coats & hats for sentient men. Here, let's all enjoy a moment of zen:
http://whatdoiknow.typepad.com/what_do_i_know/200…
I didn't know zombies felt the cold.
That was actually at a memorial service at Auschwitz.
Thank you, Thank you!! I'm not as sentient as I thought.
But I bet you look snappy in a Brooks Bros car coat and Homburg.
Even better?
Explains it all really – who cares about those fucking Jews?
Stay
classyaway Dick – think of your legacy.But, was Cheney black at that memorial service?
So he could wear his "Staff 2001" snow cap. Because if anyone ever deserved the title of "Staff 2001," it was Cheney. (Too bad we couldn't see the 9/11 logo on the back of the cap.)
I'm not surprised that he was Auschwitz staff, but it does seem like the better part of discretion would have been to refrain from calling attention to it.
Well, shit; it's not like they have clothing stores in Germany or anything.
In any case, why did they even let this guy in a church?
I'm surprised that God didn't take him out with a lightning bolt when he entered the Lord's house!
So this is how the Republic ends – not with a bang, but with a mucilage chomp.
You should check out the same vid posted by a guy names xxxxxxpimpdaddyone. I wonder how many "x's" he had to add before he could use the name? I love the comments. Just call the President the N-word and get it out of your system. sigh.
Unfortunately, they'll never get it out of their systems. It IS their system.
OMG, I saw on the interwebs somewhere that Barack Obama stomped on the flag & looted tornado victims' homes!
Well played, sir!
Drudge Sirens!
Antonio López de Santa Anna, a Mexican guy who killed a bunch of white people at a place called the Alamo, imported the first shipment of chicle to the US in 1869. Thomas Adams bought some and invented chewing gum. So, white-killing Mexican→chewing gum→white-hating president. Connect the dots, sheeple!!!
Next, we'll be informed of the existence of an intercepted "Zawahiri Note".
The Alamo? You mean that old house sitting next to a faux riviera full of overpriced, mediocre restaurants?
I always dump my relatives at the Alamo, tell them to give it hell, and come pick me up across the street when they are done at the
Menger Bar, where Teddy Roosevelt recruited a number of the Rough Riders.
Between mega-touristy The Alamo and annoying "Los Spus" fans, I see little reason to go back (even though my in-laws lurve to meet there and I'm in Houston), but I'll have to check Menger Bar out if for some reason I end up there again.
Btw, the city slogan should be: "San Antonio: perfect for Texans without passports."
"annoying "Los Spus" fans"
I don't know whether that's a typo for "spurs", but "spus" sounds vaguely perverted, so it probably does have fans.
He's just trying to kick his addiction to cigarettes. MENTHOL cigarettes, obvs.
Kools or Newports?
Whatever he can bum off a real American.
Virginia Slims
Kools. Got one? Barry is white though so he must smoke Marlboros. Can I have one of those too? For later?
I'll pay you back on the 15th.
I thought menthols were the purview of teenaged girls…. mine for instance.
Washed down with some Hennessey on ice, if my memory of "very urban" life serves.
The ladies' man was always partial to Courvosier:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHk6baDAtsw
Since he's grown up in Indonesia i tought he will smoke kretek instead
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
Imagine how hard it is for the brain trust at Fox to gin up scandals out of nothing. In a way, they deserve our pity. In a variety of ways, actually.
I know. Imagine if Obama actually did something, you know, illegal or had sexy times with someone other than Michelle. That whole building would explode.
I give them my pity, they give me their money
The sad thing is, this bullshit sticks; I've seen some of the Breitbarters still making "jokes" about how Obama bowing was bad for some insane reason, and many of Fox's other invented scandals.
Ha, ha, ha. You said "brain trust" and Fox in the same sentence. Good one.
"Imagine how hard it is for the brain trust at Fox to gin up scandals out of nothing."
They've got a lot of free time since they can't be bothered to, you know, actually report the news.
If they aren't there yet, let's make sure we teach our viewers the extreme importance of extreme pettiness!
Fact, when the mooslums overran Pearl Harbor in 1862, they chewed gum as a sign of extreme disrespect to tornado victims.
Also, too lets not fergit when spanish muzlins threw their gumwads at the hooves of Teddy Roosevelts horse when he charged up San Juan hill in the name of Imperialism. This was (of course) a gesture symbolizing their muzlin lust for white women.
To top it off: that same night they crossed the northern border back to the comfort of their government paid houses in Cadillacs, and went and collected their unemployment checks and food stamps.
RIP Russell Jones NEVER FORGET
"their unemployment checks and food stamps"
Which they spent on booze and hotpants.
It was 1863. Get your historical facts straight, you ignorinamous.
Are you challenging the Bible? The one, true Constitution?
The gum goes in, the rage goes out. You can't explain it.
Gum ARABIC !!!11!!1!
Yeah, but did Barry pour out a 40 at the end? Respect.
No he didn't, which obviously proves that he is a Muslim because Muslims don't drink.
At least he kept his mouth closed. I doubt if there was any snapping and smacking going on, like when the 17 year old ditz at the Dairy Queen takes your order.
Now that is journalism!
Those wankers. It was probably nicorette gum!
Obama chews gum in order to beat an unhealthy habit. GWB chewed his cud in order to…I have no fucking idea and neither did he.
Cocaine makes you twitch your jaw and grind your teeth.
No, I don't think so. No way Dubya ever ruminated, even once.
God forfend that he might have farted in that church. They'd have really been clutching their pearls had they caught him laying out a one-cheek sneak.
A voice from the back pew…
Speak again oh Toothless Wonder!
"Your voice is changing, but your breath still smells the same!"
Wait, wait, how did a negro get into a church? Another fine example of socialism as permitted by Sharia law.
Vote Bachmann
Crazy Eyes/Snow Grifter '12!!!!
"socialism as forced down our throats by Sharia law"
fxd
Big deal. If it's any thing like the last time I went to Mass a little brat is sitting next to him playing a DS.
We report (bullshit like this)
You decide (to call if bullshit)
Unfortunately, the slogan "We Make Shit Up. You Believe It." was just too spot-on for them. Plus, I think Breitbart has already trademarked it.
Apropos of nothing, what would Sun Tzu recommend as punishment for this papal mastication?
"After the meeting, NTV, the once-independent Russian television station now controlled by a state-dominated firm, kept replaying footage of Bush entering his meeting with Putin while chewing gum and then spitting it into his hand."
http://articles.sfgate.com/2002-05-25/news/175446…
But it's okay when meeting world leaders. If you're white.
Funny how this is the first I'm hearing of that. There's that darn librul media again.
Put his feet on the desk, also.
And doesn't use coasters.
"Bush entering his meeting with Putin while chewing gum and then spitting it into his hand."
The only thing that surprises me about that story is that they left out the part where he stuck it underneath a table.
Bet he shook Putin's hand immediately afterward.
Fuck 'Gumgate" I'm waiting for the picture of Barry's junk in his undies.
Will need a jumbo monitor.
IMAX. It'd be like the Monolith in 2001, right? "My god, it's full of stars!"
Comment of the day, right there, Baldar. Nice work.
Hey, me too! For, uh…purely journalistic reasons.
As is Roger Ailes. With baited breath. Behind his "gay-proof" windows, with an industrial size bottle of lotion.
In 3D…
Intern X has already sent Layne a note for your Permanent Record. Watch that mouth!
"I'm waiting for the picture of Barry's junk in his undies"
Slide over on that bench, Lizzie.
OK, just for you, we can get some snack items and hang out in our jammies as we watch.
Now that's a big fucking deal !
Fox really hates the fact that Barry, unlike his predecessor, can walk and chew gum at the same time.
A+++++ great wonketter ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The crew really is on their A game this morning. Nice to be back at the desk & can peak during the workday.
Dentyne-gate.
Like Rev. Wright once said, "Gumdamn America!"
I swear I read that as "Gundam America" at first. Stupid giant robots.
Downfister is bored again. Fixed.
Most rewarding part of hearing this clip: "We are a people from whom hope and light and light shines to the ends of the earth, because God is good all the time — and all the time God is good."
It took those believers an extra moment to applaud that patent, stilted line. I think this clip is more valuable because they're lying among the dead and the ruined, and possibly doubting just how good their God is.
Joplin, Missouri, my heart goes out to you. Remove your cognitive dissonance — if any still remains, for it should have been destroyed in that tornado — and realize you're on your own. It will make your life a little more precious, and your mourning of the dead that much more connected.
No, no, you got it all wrong. SATAN sent the tornado, and GOD spared the faithful. And let some of the other faithful die… because it was their time, or whatever. And also let some of the sinners live… for some reason. And He didn't stop the tornadoes in the first place, despite the fact that he's way more powerful that Satan and totally could, because it was His Will, although he Loves Everybody, but it's not His fault, also for some reason that… that our human minds cannot possibly fathom (yeah, that'll work)… and also… um… that is to say… Amen.
I hope that clears things up for you.
Say it primly now: "Everything happens for a reason."
…and we all say, AMEN!
If the tornado had hit Branson I'll bet that O'bama wouldn't have been chewing gum at the Memorial Service.
O/T, but don't you love the people thanking the lord for sparing them but leaving them with nothing and conveniently forgetting that, if you believe in the Big Guy, he's the one that sent the tornado at you in the first place?
I'm a bit saddened these killer storms didn't touch down in Texas instead, because, you know, they were
askingpraying for it…"don't you love the people thanking the lord for sparing them but leaving them with nothing and conveniently forgetting that, if you believe in the Big Guy, he's the one that sent the tornado at you in the first place?"
I once raised this very issue with a born-again co-worker.
Her response was, "God doesn't do those things; the Devil does."
I said, "Oh! Like an independent contractor?"
Cristina Rad put it more succinctly than I've ever heard it before.
The end is slightly NSFW.
I really hope that in his lame duck years (2015-16), President Obama cuts loose and just starts fucking with the minds of Fox News viewers. Like dressing up in James O'Keefe's pimp outfit for media appearances, rocking a jheri curl and smoking a blunt, serving 40s of malt liqour at state dinners and talking about having a heavy "pimp hand". Then revealing it was all a put on after Fox goes nuts with the "we told you so" routine.
I'd like to see him dressed as Prince and Michelle as Carmen Electra.
Am I the only one who thinks that prince, talented as he is, looks like a dwarf that was dropped in a vat of pubic hair?
If he wore Prince's hot pants from the Purple Rain era, Breitbart and Ailes would probably immolate themselves from the friction of their fapping.
Thank you, and yes.
No, he'll go completely Hawaiian and dress in nothing but board shorts, flip flops (when he's not barefoot), and a ratty old t-shirt or bare chested.
Barack was
the inspiration for Paul Rudd'swore white-face to play the surf-shack proprietor character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.And name Jimmy Buffet Secretary of Hang Loose.
"dress in nothing but board shorts, flip flops (when he's not barefoot), and a ratty old t-shirt or bare chested"
Excuse me for just a moment, won't you?
*leaves the room*
It was Nicorette – I know, because I chew it at memorial services all the time.
Hey, Sarah Palin didn't show up at Gettysburg. Perhaps the President should go there and console those good people, too.
Downfist, if you must, but why does a President, any President, have to go hug people when shit hits their fan? Besides the political reasons, of course.
Because if he doesn't show up,people will think he doesn't care. I know it's a little crazy – I mean, it's not like he's going to start picking up debris or handing out water. But can you imagine if Obama didn't go to Joplin? Fox would have a meltdown and Rush Limbaugh might actually get an erection. No one wants to see that.
"chewing gum online, I hope you brought enough for every one"
And he likes Rape.
And stampeding cattle through the Vatican.
And the #6, where they rape all the cattle and stampede all the women.
Had Sarah Palin been POTUS, she would have walked up to one of the wreaths and clipped herself a corsage.
I'd have thought she'd just put a wreath on Bristol like she just won the Preakness.
Bristol DESERVES that wreath! God, knows the men of Wasilla have ridden her like Sea Biscuit.
Nice set up by BB, and there's Barb with the slam dunk!
Thanks and good morning, Trollina!
Rode hard and put up wet.
Dammit, Barb. You just cost me another keyboard. But it's worth it. Well played, indeed.
YOU LIE! POTUS Sarah Palin™ would have had the townspeople come to the White House for the tea and sympathy. Mostly tea, but if the attendees felt sorry for SP, they were Free® to say so.*
______________________
* all remarks must be approved in advance
and confusing Missouri with Mississippi ….
"Had Sarah Palin been POTUS"
Bad kitty!
Promise us you'll never say that again!
When you're offered as much pussy as he gets offered, you need to have a breath freshening strategy, no matter the venue.
This is the same bullshit by the miss manners pearl-clutchers who got the vapors when the president put his feet up on the desk.
Imagine the outrage if the camera had caught him pouring out a 40.
Meanwhile, Lou Sarah's re-enactment of the Gumball Rally goes uncriticized.
I'm hoping that it goes larely ignored.
It was, which is why the command decision to not show up at Gettysburg was made. Even bad publicity is good publicity.
Wait until Barry goes back to the White House and he takes pictures of himself poking around the Oval Office looking for missing tornado victims. He has no shame!
Are they here? Nope! Under here? Nope! Hahahaha! The Press Corps is going to laugh and laugh.
I got news for Drudge – playing golf any damn time you want is about as American as it gets, and military people particularly understand this. Seriously, the military loves golf so much it built a freaking course up at the Korean DMZ – partially as a psy-op, but it was a legitimate course.
I've played that! "World's Most Dangerous Golf Course. Danger! Do Not Retrieve Balls From The Rough. Live Mine Field!"
Did a fun one in Kabul, too: http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff119/geoman77…
If an errant shot struck a mine just right, does it blow up?
If so — in your face, Caddyshack!
All my golf shots are errant. They hit the windmill or bounce off the edge of the tunnel. It's always something. Pretty sure I never hit a mine though.
Now watch this drive.
Remember, this is what Dick Cheney considers appropriate apparel at a solemn service:
http://www.talkleft.com/story/2005/01/28/457/2743…
To be fair to Dick (and I try not to), I doubt it occurred to him that he was going to be attending an outdoor ceremony, so those are the only warm clothes that he could scrape together at the last minute. The only time Dick likes to be outside is when he is shooting people in the face.
FOX News: Keeping real journalism alive.
I thought today was the day that Wonkette Jr was going to expose him / herself like Anthony Weiner. I'm dying of curiosity.
Um, since when was chewing gum ever disrespectful? So, in addition to making up their own laws of physics and biology,climatology, and their imaginary history, Fox has made up their own rules of etiquette, which seems to boil down to "whatever the n*****r President does is rude".
Like Emily Post, but with hoods and sheets.
Fox has made up their own rules of etiquette, which seems to boil down to "whatever the n*****r President does is rude". Now you're getting it.
But of course, said rule only applies when the HNIC is doing it. When someone else* does it, it's ok.
*someone else = white person
I wonder if they manufacture their outrage domestically or do they farm it out overseas?
reminds me of the "disrespect" Obama showed when he dared put his feet on the presidential desk! (then of course a photo of Dumbya Bush doing the same surfaced and was printed on page 37).
Don't wanna be a bum, ya better chew gum.
And where was Eric Cantor during this ceremony?
Trying to figure out how much in relief funds he could shift away from Defence spending?
Apropos of nothing, what would the Sharia based punishment be for chewing gum in church?
When will Wonkette, Jr. reveal his secret identify? Is it time for the "Pardon me while I whip this out" moment?
According to one of Ken's comments, there's more than one Wonkette Jr.s – it appears are new overlord suffers from multiple personality disorder.
Having multiple new folks would be a good idea. Might reduce the burn out, what with having to post frequently and trying to corral the commenters.
I missed that one. Maybe its a competition–the winner will be the next Wonkette editor. A steel cage death match decided by page views.
The first one outed by Andrew Breitbart wins.
These Faux Hounds remind me of puppies. They make a lot of noise, they may even try to bite you, but they can't hurt you. Still, one has to keep an eye on them; when they get too excited they'll driddle on the carpet or your shoe.
At least we manage to stay on the newspaper most of the time.
Especially if Palin's pix on on the page.
Apropos of nothing, what would the Shariah punishment be for chewing gum in a church?
>President Obama was chewing gum.
This crime is worse than the Holocaust x 100(9/11).
"Ladies and Gentlemen I have been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq and I can say without hyperbole that this is a million times worse than all of them put together."
\Kent Brockman\
Why in the name of Satan would Fox News asks viewers what they think?
'Cuz they are Stoopid!
(Just the facts…)
Barry has been traveling nonstop for the last 10 days or so and I am sure his ass is draging from all the public appearances, meetings, etc. and suffering from jet lag to boot. If he makes a faux pau so be it. Fuck Fox Noise!!
Barry is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but he's not out of bubble gum yet.
Needs moar Wienergate.
I was more terrified by the headline caption, in which McCain wanted us to go to war in Libya…
Oh please. Matt Drudge is just pissed because his boyfriend wouldn't indulge his Mandingo fetish.
These fucking niggers are getting really uppity with their gum-chewing. Do we want to live in a society where niggers, niggers, are free to grind their teeth when they're slightly bored for a split second? If Obama were a real American he would've celebrated memorial day like the rest of us, with hotdogs and highlife but no, he cant contain his Kenyan gum-chewing roots.
that was the bet he had with Bush — Obama gets to chew a piece of bin Laden's skull, but Dumbya has to chew his scrotum….
but hell — I find it more offensive that Obama has to clap along to some drooling Jesus-freak fundie who is bleating out "god is good all the time" even though god just ripped a 3-year old boy from his parents' arms and flung his lifeless body a mile away; and made a puppy dog crawl miles with two broken legs; and killed 122 other people all in the name of babblin' Jeebus….
I do hope the scrote gets lost in the mail, only to be found in 3 months. Cuz the bet is still legit.
It could be Nicorette. ???
Maybe it's qat.
Well, Bush sure as hell never chewed gum in public when he went to New Orleans right after Katrina to…to…! Uh…. Nevermind.
I notice that all the time. "I thank the Lord for sparing us!" But they never blame the Lord for sending the tornado. Or thank that government-run Weather Service for the warnings.
It's easy, though. Watch:
Good stuff happens to "good" people: God.
Good stuff happens to "bad" people: Luck.
Bad stuff happens to "good" people: Satan.
Bad stuff happens to "bad" people: God punishing them.
I think I get to call myself a doctor of theology now, or something.
Theology?
Hell, you can be a doctor of creation global warming at Bob Jones U!
“I think I get to call myself…”That is your calling.
Will whoever gets second prize be able to wear long pants then?
Great long weekend…welcome back to the stupidity.
You have got to be kidding me…
Fux News: We make shit up.
Can I watch your mouth too, Lizzie?
Why did it take us this long to hold a memorial for Janis? Girl bought the farm 40 years ago last October!
So wuz them peoples RAPTURED?
This is good news for Juicy Fruit.
REAL Amurikins don't care about elitist things like fresh breath.
Also, REAL Amurkins chew ta'bacca.
Yes, I guess the solar furnace is on full blast from now until September, after dicking around with cold blasts all Spring. Welcome back to monsoon season!
I'll bet it's dijon, arugula flavored gum!
You know, Fox should be grateful that we have a president that can chew gum and run a country at the same time.
Ronald Reagan chewed his cud every two hours and no one complained.
Reagan used to sleep through cabinet meetings, and no one complained.
Reagan used to leak cranial fluid and bits of brain out his ears, and no one complained.
Ronald Reagan might have done something like this, but he would have made it look adorable.
Regardless of how it *actually* looked, Faux news and U.S., A Toady would have *told* us, over and over, how adorable it was.
Can't take those half-black Preznet's with Muslin names anywhere. Thanks to Faux News for making something out of nothing – again.
Hey Fuxs….I would be pissed more if he was chewing gum and didn't bring enough for the whole church. Dat's just rude.
No, not gum, I am sure it was betel nut…you know, from Indonesia. Completely Mooslin.
Which, according to one teabagger I read, the people totally didn't want or need, because they'd all collect on their insurance policies. Because, you know, I'm sure every single one of them had insurance policies, and anyways if they didn't they deserved to lose everything they had and live on the streets. ESPECIALLY the little children.
The teabagger in question, by the way, did not live there, but "knew people" from there, which naturally made him eminently qualified to speak for them.
The screen cap was at an odd angle, and my first thought was, "What's the deal with the blond wig?"
You thought Bill Clinton was Colonel Sanders?
Sure, but it's possible that it was one of those "Oh, good, now I have time to shop in Paris" kind of trips. For any other Republican, it would be, but we're talking about Dick here. I'm not saying it's classy.
I think that was Beemans gum like Chuck Yeager prefers, the prez was getting it ready to use to plug leaks on the Space Shuttle…
So what? I ate at my aunt's funeral.
Actually, I chew gum when I watch Fox News. Creates alot of spit, doncha know.
Whatever the truth of the matter, I give it 24 hours max before "Obama chews gum at inappropriate moments" has entered the wingnut lexicon alongside that whole "uses a teleprompter / puts feet on desk" thing.
This is news on Fox? Where's my torch? Where's my pitchfork? My taxes are paying for their bandwidth.
Surely, this once and for all proves Obama's moral weakness and utter depraved state of being. I bet you it was Nicorette, even!
MORAL WEAKNESS!!!11!
Sigh…those were some good times, weren't they?
If he filled to the brim with spit, I think it would qualify as a Superfund site.
Bongwater and tobacco spit, two substances in need of Superfund monies.
I use Mountain Dew… in the bong… that High Fructose Corn Syrup is good for something…
the only good I could see with doing that is after a few months you've got some top-shelf jail booze.
Makes for a tasty drink when you get all cotton-mouthy.
Not "Pruno" but "Bongo"
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