Well, Meghan McCain loves skull rings and Keith Richards loves skull rings — he kind of did it first — and Keith Richards supposedly snorted up some of his cremated father’s ashes, so of course Meghan McCain is going to actually eat her father’s ribs when he dies. This is in a New York Times Magazine feature, y’all, so it is totally journalism!
LAST MEAL: My father’s ribs. If not, I’d go for steak tartare, baked potato, Kraft macaroni and cheese and cookie dough.
Gross and grosser.
But, listen, and I know I am just a temporary tryout Wonkette Jr. blogger, but still: I like the Wonkette comments that are an antidote to the sexism and frat-boy dumbness one sees everywhere else on the Internet. And while I don’t have bannination powers just yet, I can certainly forward all the offensive ones to the Boss until he just adds me to comment administration.
We don’t like Meghan McCain because she is a multi-millionaire and gets writing jobs for which she is utterly unqualified for, not because of her breast size or her butt, neither of which concerns us at all. When you make her “a victim of the Internet” because she posts pictures of her big boobs, which for most women are considered an asset, then you let her off the hook for being an ultra-rich Republican who is taking writing jobs away from talented non-rich people. Even clicking the NYT link is probably forwarding her “writing career,” which exists solely because her dad is a failed presidential candidate from four years ago. Thank you for your co-operation. [New York Times]
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Among her people this is how you tap into the strength of your ancestors.
Yeah, and if you cut her hair she loses her superhuman strength. That and the album she cut with Mick Jagger is utter shit.
Also, the strength of her incisors.
Megz is also Bengali?
Either way, I have that Morrissey song stuck in my head. But, with Megz, you know the platforms are Jimmy Choo.
Ribs… for her pleasure.
McRibs?
Don't worry, Wonkette Jr. person; we here in the commentariat will take care of the big-butt-big-tit snark.
I like my women full-figured. I also like 'em conversant in Marxism and New Left politics, so that's a wash here.
And if you had to chose…?
Come 2:00a.m., they're all conversant in Marxism and New Left politics.
Particularly the ones with big boobs.
Looks as though she had a cookie dough enema.
Yeah when her dad tells her to haul ass to the car, she needs to make 2 trips. *rimshot*
It's what you call a self-policing community.
Free market commentariat.
She'd prefer heart, but her Dad hasn't got one anymore.
But her big boobs and butt are her only redeeming qualities.
Let's not judge her so hastily. All of us have our strengths and weaknesses. There are lot of reasons I want to party with Meghan McCain:
1) Big boobs and butt
2) Morally casual attitude
3) VIP room access
4) Access to her other slutty rich girl friends
SS, I'm not sure that's what redemption is.
Although they have helped me.
I think Meghan McCain is weird looking. Just look at her in that pic. She looks like a space alien in a blonde wig.
Judging from her looks, I can tell that Meghan treats every meal as if it were the "last."
EDIT: Does this comment make me a "sexist fratboy"?
I don't know, but you best be careful. Sister Aloycius Wonkette Jr. is lurking behind you, carrying a mean lookin' yardstick.
And she's lobbying Pastor Ken for ban-hammer authority.
I like the cut of your jib, Wonkette Jr.
"I like the cut of your jib…"
Is that code for "I bet you've got a nice rack too if you are in fact a girl"?
Ha!
No, I've just been enjoying Wonkette Jr.'s contributions all week. I'm not that interested in boobs, since I see them in the mirror every day.
ETA: Ken pointed out that Wonkette Jr. is actually a bunch of different writers, so I'll amend this to say I've enjoyed all of their posts this week.
Wait, did Ken Layne just reveal himself to be Wonkette Jr? Byline has me confused.
"C'mon people. You have to start thinking like Wonkette. Up is down. Black is white"
-Jim Garrison-
Well I wasn't going to make any jokes about her boobs, but now that's all I can think of. Thanks.
Creating a zone free of sexism or frat-boy dumbness on the interwebs is a tall order, kid.
And on Wonkette? WTF? That's practically the Antidote to Wonkette.
Yeah, not exactly in the rule at this particular monastery.
She's a pretty good Mom.
WIN
Lovely key change.
Well, she can't have Cindi's ribs, as the left over drugs would probably kill her.
And there is absolutely no meat left on them,
Raw steak and raw cookie dough? She's just asking for botulism and eColi.
If it's your last meal go all out, order the fugu. With a side of bacon.
I'd pay cash money to see her eat a whole pufferfish.
* and by "eat a whole pufferfish," I mean "tits."
Eat the bacon first.
Aha! She's misunderstood the question about her last meal and given us what meal to feed her to make it her last.
I’d go for steak tartare, baked potato, Kraft macaroni and cheese and cookie dough.
I'm pretty sure she added the Kraft Mac and Cheese because she started to realize just how much of a rich, privileged bitch she was sounding like. Then she went for the cookie dough to assuage her guilt.
Man, it never occurred to me to put cookie dough in the mac & cheese. Sounds gross.
Seriously. Who can afford a potato these days?
No when you're paying for coffee.
WIN!
You make cheese and cookie from dough?
Cookie dough saves!
Best rant of the day Junior. Right there with you sister (brother?) friend.
Jr. is like TOTALLY a chick.
He's just trying to get laid.
jeez…aren't we all?
Like, TOTALLY.
Like, TOTALLY.
Hi 5 brah.
Hi 5 brah…to the max, bro-ham! Mmmmm….ham…
I surprised she didn't want to eat them with a glass of Chianti and fava beans.
I get really upset when Hannibal Lechter fails to mention what kind of salad, or vegetable dish, with steamed whole-grain rice. It didn't sound like much of a meal. There's your liver, there's your beans, there's your table wine. No bread? WTF?
Atkins, dontcha know.
"antidote to the sexism and frat-boy dumbness one sees everywhere else on the Internet."
So Wonkette Jr.'s a chick? SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!
If you start banning sexy talk, the average Wonkette post will have 2.25 comments. That's not change we can believe in!!
I would be rendered speechless and without pee points.
I knew you were a girl.
My instincts on that got better after guessing wrong a couple of times.
In all seriousness though, there's this dumbshit that I know that works on a school newspaper that actually said to me "Lots of Republicans are stupid, sure, but if they can get more young people with ideas like Meghan McCain to stick around, I'd consider voting for them."
That, my friends, is the power of tits.
Tell him there are millions of "hands-on" Web sites for that sort of partisanship.
Which of the Ideas was he referring to? The right one or the left one?
She has two huge… tracts of land.
She's Beautiful and Rich, Also!Thank you for that.
Ha…. the great thing is that he thinks of himself as one of these "thoughtful" middle of the road bumpkin dumbfucks that just basically don't have any opinion about anything. Sadly, I'm sure he actually thought he had heard her profess some marginally new idea….just completely unaware that his wanger had anything to do with his point of view on the party.
Yes, I've met the type. "Scientists say the Earth is a Sphere. On the other hand, the Flat Earth Party are enthusiastic and make good points."
He's destined for Network News or the Washington Post.
Can he type with his Boner? That's an important skill.
At one time I straight up told him "Hey you know when you watch the news and they report on inane shit and never just call things like they are? THAT'S YOU."
This is right after he told me that he was doing a story on "both sides of the Tea Party" and he told me the "facts" the teatard gave him and I was like "Dude, you should check these facts before printing them." and he was all "Well, this is more of a not really fact based story..just getting both sides to say their piece."
I swear to god. his actual words.
Didn't Barry work at a "school newspaper" at some point?
Ha ha, they love it in Cambridge wehn the Law Review is called a "school newspaper."
Well, to be fair, I might vote for her tits. For what, I'm not sure, but it could happen.
I made the mistake of reading the NYT column. I can not believe she said this to a newspaper reporter: " I have to tip my hat to him for landing such a hot woman."
I also think that if she can talk that way, it is not sexism to discuss her boobs (which she does in the article!).
Bullshit! She'll just go eat her last meal at Golden Corral like she does twice a week now. But the article has this great piece:
LEAST-REPUBLICAN PIECE OF CLOTHING: My black studded Christian Louboutin heels. They are hard-core. My friend nicknamed them my dominatrix heels. There’s nothing Republican or political about those shoes.
Actually, those shoes would be totally Republican.
Only for the dudes. And Ann Coulter. Which I suppose is redundant.
Only if they never come out of the closet.
You, Cicada, get the Gold Star and Cookie Award for this thread. So Say I.
A+. Upfists forever.
If Lindsey Graham wore them, maybe.
Sigmund Freud would have a field day with that one.
I don't even want to think where the steak tartare comes from. You monster.
What sauce goes with McCain's? (Per orders – no frat boy answers)
A nice rub? Oooops. I just couldn't help it.
Ben Gay.
Weak Sauce.
I was hoping she'd stuff her tits more with her fathers ashes mixed with some silicone gel?
Wait, what if Meghan McCain IS Wonkette, Jr. Wouldn't that be a mind fuck.
Stop it. It isn't vodka-time yet
It's always vodka time, you Clod.
I can't believe the downfist troll downfisted you for that. Can we not even agree on fucking vodka anymore?
Fucking vodka results in dick-stuck-in-bottle. At least until the vodka makes it shrink again.
I'll give *almost* anybody a tryout, but even Wonkette has some standards.
"But, listen, and I know I am just a temporary tryout Wonkette Jr. blogger, but still: I like the Wonkette comments that are an antidote to the sexism and frat-boy dumbness one sees everywhere else on the Internet. And while I don’t have bannination powers just yet, I can certainly forward all the offensive ones to the Boss until he just adds me to comment administration."
WTH is this crap? Wonkette Jr needs the sand shaken out of its vagina.
But in a non-sexist way.
Isn't rich aristocratic humans eating the flesh of loved ones what usually prompted the Greek Pantheon to freak out and decimate them and their townsfolk? Not that I'm saying Arizona deserves better.
Spreads some weird diseases, too.
Alright, I'll only make fun of how much of a talentless hack Famous-for-being-Famous cultural waste of time she is. It is really unfair to critique body type, so that's out too.
To be fair, she brought the Boobies onstage first.
I come here to do two things: chew gum and snark about Megs McCain's tits. And I'm almost out of gum.
goddammit … WONKETTE JR, YOU POST YOUR OWN STUFF AS OF MONDAY. Or Tuesday, I guess.
Nice save there, Ken. I was about to out you as using Wonkette Jr as your pen-name. Or whatever the correct term for name-you-use-when-writing-in-drag.
nom nom nom nom de plume
I think the term is "auto-erotic-pen-name"
Is that what Obama used to sign the Patriot Act extension?
Post after post, all fucking week with the wrong byline. I apparently cannot teach myself to change that, apparently, after five and a half years (FIVE AND A HALF YEARS) of only ever posting my own shit. Thank god it's friday, as Allah says.
Anyway I was going to ask you all to vote on your favorite Wonkette jr. posts, but I've seen that you've already turned a bunch of tryout writers into a single fantasy object because you are all internet perverts, so I am judging the newbies based on page views and comments, just like Nick Denton would do!
Which means that whoever posts last on a Friday afternoon wins!!!!!
Ken. Ken. No, really. Ken, listten to me: it gets better.
Great. Now my entire fucking weekend is going to be devoted to prescription narcotics and going back and re-reading every wonkette jr. post. On the other hand, that doesn't sound too much different from any other holiday weekend.
I love re-postings of old posts, btw. I remember most of them and get all nostaligic-y about the old commenters and good times we had back then.
/sniff
I feel so dumb.
You can always repost articles from the past several years. In spite of our snarkiness not much has changed in our political environment.
TRUCK NUTZ!!!1
I do that on holidays! Wait a minute, it's almost a holiday … now I must scour the archives for Memorial Day jokes.
Did ol Bill Burroughs record anything about dead soldiers that would be depressing enough? Or how about Wilfred Owen?
God, I love that Bill Burroughs recording.
Strange Meeting works too. Thanks for bringing in Owen for Memorial Day.
I have researched teh archives, and I see only one post with the "Cum Goblin" tag.
Just sayin'.
~
Just make your own video. Say the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan set to the Benny Hill music.
You could even forward and reverse that guy looking for his arm in fast motion.
Comic gold.
I like Junior n'all…but she seems so touchy today. Is it that time of the month? (Menstrual/period time, I mean.)
Wait, wait. Nepotism and class play a role in who gets the good jobs in human society? Like Captain Renault I am Shocked, shocked.
Major Citröen and Colonel Peugot are also taken aback.
Commenting that Wonkette not having sexism and frat-boy dumbness is a sure fire way to get the fratest sexistist comments out of this crowd.
Thanks for the finger-wag, Jr. Please re-read your instructions before the next time you throw a presidential-hopeful daughter into the fangs of the frat-boy Internet when she HASN'T DONE ANYTHING.
Ken points out in an above thread that there have been a number of different writers posting under the "Wonkette Jr." byline this week. That post you're talking about was probably written by someone else entirely.
Wait, we don't like Megs? I thought we liked her in a fifth grade way, and pull her hair to show our affection?
You meant hair extensions, right?
I don't know what all that bannination shit is, but what I know about life thus far is that if I want to get my work published nowadays I need to have a killer butt and hot boobs and have many millions of dollars and look good in Gucci shit.
According to my lady, only tacky people wear Gucci. Like people from New Jersey or something.
Are you not aware of the internet meme of posting about boobs constantly?
Oh, I get it, SEO. BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS.
was that writing or just randomly slapping down words?
I think someone is testing the whole "Monkey accidentaly writing Hamlet" theory.
Luckily for the Megster, "Rubinesque" is making a comeback.
So is Paul Rubens.
How dare you say she's unqualified to write? She's written two books! That's equal to the number of books Sarah Palin has
readwritten…"..not because of her breast size or her butt, neither of which concerns us at all."
Dammit! Speak for yourself… and LINKS… HELLO… (man I hate having to go all Google and shit)
I do want to thank you Junior… for all the wonderful posts this week and sooo many of them… awesomeness! Hope you get to stick around.
Yes! Yes! Seconding what the Other Chicken says, many of us were afraid of what last weekend would reveal for us on Monday… yet we're so relieved to still be snarking a week later.
Why wait until he's dead to gnaw on the bone?
Shouldn't you be off somewhere righteously gnawing on some Papa John's pizza?
Aw darn, I was having fun watching them work so hard to blend in. They're obviously having fun here, pulling the wool over our dumb lib eyes and such. Call me a bleeding heart, but I say let them have their super-duper-secret spy game, it's probably the most exciting part of their life.
Of all the death row inmates I've read about, most prefer three Dr. Peppers and two pints of ice cream, also too.
Nothing from me about Meghan's tits. I like her for her brain. I imagine it looks like a miniature disco ball with all the mirrored chips on the inside.
I've always imagined her brain to resemble an amorphous blob of glitter and confetti.
Oh, or a wad of Bubblicious bubble gum. Or a pink Hostess® Sno Balls®.
Meghan, don't bite the bone that feeds you.
Actually, she gets all her dough from Cindy.
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves, so I won't even try.
Co-signed.
Didn't Eve eat some man ribs?
I got nothing based on her current stupid statement other than:
Meghan, Shut the Fuck Up. No one cares about your prattling.
Let's have a little sympathy Megs here. After all, the funniest person she knows is Joe Lieberman. What a dull and hollow life she must lead.
But his jokes about bombing Palestine are hilarious!
I think Rachel Maddow's pandering is quite enough sympathy from the left for Missy Megs.
Ya, wtf is up with that? Maybe it's the b… oh, never-mind.
I think we should give Wonkette Jr. a round of hand clapping standing things for the good work this week. Our snark is your snark.
P.S. I'm going to get shit faced in 2 hours in honor of you.
Seconded. All in favor?
Ay! Downfister wishes she could eat some human it's dinner time.
May we have a separate glass for each Jr.? Let's see … how many were there? About four a day times four days?
Like you weren't going to do that anyway. Cheers!
Any excuse to drink away the boredome of not wonking for the weekend.
Speak for yourself, bub! Oh, I thought you said "wanking".
Mc
CainRibs.I wish I was a new writer. Wait, that's not true. I wish I didn't even have to *edit* new writers.
Apologies for not being very thorough today, I am trying to pack up and LEAVE for the weekend. But the tryouts are e-mailing posts, which I am painstakingly pasting into our blogging software, which is why I am forgetting to add tags, change the byline, correct the wrong pope headline, etc. THEY ARE LEARNING BE NICE.
Enjoy your weekend then.
Is our interns learning?
That's all we can ask.
We're nice to them. It's you we abuse.
*-contented sigh-*
Be nice? What the hell for? They ain't trying out for Ms. Congeniality are they?
I'd put my face in 'em.
"steak tartare, baked potato, Kraft macaroni and cheese and cookie dough"
Now we know why Meghan can't lose those last 5 pounds. Or 15.
Edit: You can downfist me all you want, but it's the truth.
I ordered steak tartare in a restaurant in Paris one time, because I couldn't understand the menu, and lots of French people were ordering it.
Jesus Christ, it's raw hamburger. Well, I manned up and ate it, because I didn't want the French people around me to think I was a pussy.
Isn't that pathetic? I think so.
"steak tartare, baked potato, Kraft macaroni and cheese and cookie dough."
… and WALNUTS!?
I think you're getting a little confused, Junior. We don't dislike her because of her rack. In fact, many of us feel that they are her two best redeeming qualities (as opposed to her writing ability).
It's when you start posting pics of Sharron Angle and the like that we'll start voicing negative opinions about looks.
Oh, for gawdsake. Rich, short, fat blondes can write just like other people junior. The more she practices the more chance we will have another Edith Wharton in this century. She already has the gayz. I wish her well.
As for boobs, where are Katherine Harris' boobs right this minute?
She's got 'em down at the Firestone shop getting 'em aired up and balanced.
Remember those old school inflatable push ups?lol.
Katherine Harris is who you pulled up? What's in that brain,102415? I'm not criticizing, I'm just asking.
Don't worry about Katherine Harris' boobs. She's right here and I've got 'em covered.
You got Mitt Romney hands.
Steak tartar? I would have thought steak torture
Babs put a fetus in a bottle. Kesha wears a placenta necklace. Meghan wants to cannibalize her father. I'm sensing a disturbing pattern here.
Alanis Morissette uses telepathy during hate sex.
All her sexis hate sex.
Don't forget Gags meat dress for pity's sake. I mean, did she ever actually say which animal's flesh made her stupid "fashion statement"?
Actually, the biggest problem that I have with this is that someone would choose Kraft over, say, homemade macaroni and cheese. What the fuck is she, Canadian?
All rich kids love Kraft Mac and Cheese. That's what Nanny feeds them. They used to serve it at Freemans where the Bush Twins used to eat for about a million dollars a plate. I raised my son on it so he would be able to mix in with the best.
Hey! How come nobody ever asks me what I want for a last meal?
No frat boy answers.
And I don't mind if they come with some rib bones attached.
Junior, I don't really know where these bannhammmer threats are comming from. Who really cares why we hate her? WE ALL HATE HER. The comments in any Meghan thread are a guaranteed larf-fest. This one included.
/snark on
well to be fair, not as much as we hate almost everyone else in the republican party.
Okay Gully, what do you want? Well, we don't have it. Not until the deficit is reduced.
Braaaaaains…….
"which exists solely because her dad is a failed presidential candidate from four years ago. Thank you for your co-operation."
Well, she's following his lead. John McCain owes his "career" to his father being an influential admiral, then to Cindy McCain's money.
Meghan McCain, the voice of the 'Young Republicans.' A voice with strep throat.
Damn. I thought it was a "staff" infection.
I know that there are some snarky remarks to be made about her bewbs and 'Young Guns,' but I just can't seem to
cumcome upon them.W.J. I appreciate what you are saying, and agree that the level of commentary on Wonkette is much more clever than the average internet swill, but you have to understand that the occasional butsechs or tit-fucking reference is part of our collective DNA. We can't change who we are. BTW, do you ever sleep?
For some of us this is the last refuge. Where else can we talk like this without getting banned? (nowhere that I'VE been)
I am going to be really turned on when Meg McCabe rubs her father's cremated ashes all over her huge tits and then uploads pix to twitter.
I won't care what she does with them, just as long as they are cremated. That part is very important to me.
I think 50% of my comments over the past week have mentioned or been about boobs. Meg's included. (And I'm talking about women's breasts, not morons in general.)
Soooo, for a non-boob comment? "Meghan you can dine on my bone anytime. You don't have to wait for your dad to die!" That's not about boobs, because I in fact barbecue some pretty awesome tasty ribs. I do.
Megan: You might want to rethink the Sofia Coppola fandom. I know exactly one person from NYC and they've boinked her. What are the odds?
Also, that's chaise longue. Many writers, even those with small boobs, know that.
The McCain dynasty continues: Grandpappy and McCain's daddy were Admirals, and got ships named after them.
Panama Juan crashed a few jets and got Obama elected.
Meghan's boobs continue the tradition.
Wonkette Jr tryouts should get extra points if they have a bi-line.
I would think he'd be tough and full of gristle. No thanks. Do not want.
It's nice to share.
There hasn't been a dud all week. So bravo and golf claps to all and sundry Wonkette Jrs. Even the pissy little one who doesn't like our fratboy 'humor.'
I don't envy Ken the job of making the cuts here, and wish you all could stay.
I remember that too. It's hard to tell whether he was being sarcastic.
I can't remember if I ever defended Meghan's honor (hahah what?). Sara K. Smith used to lecture you all a lot about being such SEXIST MENFOLK. I don't think Juli W. gave a damn.
I also cannot remember the circumstances of our offer to Meg McCabe. God the whole past six years is a blur, when it comes to Wonkette. Sometimes I search for things that I know I just wrote and they end up being something Pareene wrote in 2006. Kids, take it from me: The Internet Rots Your Brain.
Please let's have no news this weekend!
I agree, let's have a news moratorium for the next 3 days. Between watching the 2 most capitalistic sports on earth in a series of pubs (soccer/football, Formula 1) I won't have the dexterity or brain cells to expand all these threads and post stupid responses until Tuesday evening.
Now to make my way towards a Full English and a Magner's.
"ON NIGHTS IN: I’ll make myself a turkey sandwich and watch Rachel Maddow and Bill O’Reilly. It’s really sexy."
Yes, I can see why.
And that McCain half-wit had the temerity to call Chelsea Clinton ugly? His spawn from hell looks like a Tootsie Roll with a blonde wig. A little LESS food there darling.
Good work, Wonk, jr.!
Sweet tears o' baby jeebus, what tha…?!? No, no. Not even with Awesomesauce.
Wait, does this mean Newell is Wonkette Jr.?
Anyhoo, well done, Wonkette Jr., whoever you are. You had a good week, and I appreciate the "don't be total dudebro dicks" bit at the end there.
And Meg, you can try to appeal to the Scootered-American demographic all you want with that gross meal, but you're still not electable and/or relevant to anything.
"Gross and grosser."
I couldn't agree with you more Jr. What kind of person would want such bland blah food for their last meal?
Oh, and nice work Jr. You provided plenty of laughs, and more importantly, insight this week.
OBLIGATORY MEGHAN McCAIN PERV COMMENT:
I think you can guess what of hers I'd most want to eat. Ah…yeeaahhh.
I suppose she's sucking a little cock while awaiting the entree.
"We don’t like Meghan McCain because she is a multi-millionaire and gets writing jobs for which she is utterly unqualified for, not because of her breast size or her butt, neither of which concerns us at all."
The only reason I did like her (meaning didn't actively hate her) is because of her large breasts and big butt.
Now I'm confused.
So Wonkette Jr. expects to wield a feminist banhammer?
I always thought of Wonkette as the place where you could say almost anything in jest and not get banned.
The times, they are a changin', eh sugartits?
KIDDING! :*}
i would have agreed with you mate but then there were the great brietard wars of spring '11.
Neilist? Elanor??
keith richards again! this is pleasing.
anyway, keith richards has 15 megs mccains for breakfast.
every day.
She lives in W. Hollywood. I wonder if she's gay? Or has this been determined..
Wonkette, Jr. just a heads up, but the preachy part seemed kind of hypocritical after the entire issue of the post is about her preferred last meal, which reads more like a meal for two (or Butterbean) than the diet of 20-something socialite, which usually consists of cigarettes, Vitamin Water, and altoids.
…and cocaine.
Mais oui! How could I forget the very staple of the native socialite's diet?
Why does Bruce Springsteen need to read all of our comments about Megzer's titties?
Her breast size and her butt concern me greatly….I'm sorry and ashamed but I am shallow
Broad had the slightest touch of class she'd wait till SHE died before eating her father's bones.
Jesus Christ. Did Wonkette Jr. basically just tell us to keep it clean? Fah. If I don't use the word cunt in a day, I consider it a lost day…
this is good news for John McCain
To continue a long honored Wonkette tradition, what is Megs' stance on ass fucking?
Wide?
Boobs. Butt. Misplaced words. That Meghan McCain is the whole package.
Judging from the size of her ass and that ginormous peter-pouch I'm thinking the operative question would be "What DON'T you eat?".
Notwithstanding Wonkette, Jr.'s warning about making fun of Meghan McCain, we're still allowed to make teen motherhood / incest / underage sex jokes about members of the Palin family, right?
Yes, and eating your father's remains.
Um, I'm a little late to the table…but who is this wonkette jr. and it isn't mine….filthy whore…I knew I should have worn a rubber…..
"she is a multi-millionaire and gets writing jobs for which she is utterly unqualified for"???? Is that mockery of her writing style or just bad writing?
Oh for shit's sake. I just got the joke.
I'm on my eighth 2X martini and I'm strawet to tet a littel woozy.
Rilly? Tea Martoonies do me in. These days I stick to Australian Table Wines, such as the fine Melbourne Old-and-Yellow. It's particularly heavy & good for hand-to-hand combat.And then, there's Rum.
You're going to feel like such a stupid asshole when you sober-up tomorrow morning & realize that's what EVERYONE says in The South . DUH! "My Daddy's Ribs" means the Secret Family BARBECUE Recipe — DOH!!
oMG you are TOTALLY RIGHT!!!!1111!!1!!!
You are so smart! S-M-R-T.
Ha Ha!
"sober up"
That's rich!
Thanks!
Thanks. I am glad someone appreciates my brilliance. The sweetest comment or compliment a Southern Belle or Beau can make is "My last meal on Earth would have to be my Daddy's ribs cause NOBODY can do Barbecue like he can!" Those who live in the South know what I am talking about. Everyone has a secret family recipe & Barbecuing is the National Pastime.
Oh I see now. What part of Mississippi are the McCains from again?
Kraft Dinner for a Last Meal = oh be still my crazy heart!
Eating prole food to irk the filthy-rich parentals!
Cunning enough also remember to suck up to Dad by praising his cooking!
SHE'S LIVING THE DREAM, AMERICA.
LOL! YOU get it! You are absolutely right! She is a buxom PR GENIUS! lulz!
"…for which she is totally unqualified for"?
Ahem. The pot-head calling the kettle-butt irrelevant?
Irrelevant never forgets.
Or a bottle in an orifice, whichever your preference may be. Maybe downfister has a vodka bottle up his ass, and that's why he is now against vodka.
Yeah, that too.
This is precisely why the terms “Facepalm” and “Nut Shot” were invented.Oh, and “Dope Slap”. Can't forget that one.
This is why I take anything mainstream media reports with a pillar of fucking salt, thank you very much. The conventional wisdom is that there are two sides to every issue and that each side always have equally valid points. Very rarely is that ever really the case, but damned if they won't make it "fair", even if they have to ram a triangle peg through a circular hole.
Meg's kazungas are the opium of the Wonketariat.
Poor girl can't help that her glands are bigger than her lobes.
oops someone already beat you to it (sort of…my favorite interwebs site AFTER the Wonkette of course) http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
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