Here is what Dick Cheney said, in public, about GOP Medicare Murderer Paul Ryan: “I worship the ground that Paul Ryan walks on.” There, done, confirmed: Paul Ryan is not just a creepy looking errand boy for the Koch Brothers, because the Koch Brothers and Dick Cheney and Scott Walker and Eric Cantor and the rest of these amoral corporate devil-worshipers actually worship Paul Ryan, who is the Devil. This is pretty much just like in those Left Behind books … and this might well explain why Jesus did not return as He was scheduled to do last weekend. Paul Ryan/Satan defeated him! Was the Lord Jesus defeated — which in our admittedly hazy understanding of Christianity, is basically impossible? But if Paul Ryan is Satan, which was confirmed by Dick Cheney, who worships Satan, then the Christians have to rise up and defeat Paul Ryan, so Jesus will come back. This is totally making sense now. Let’s see if there’s a trailer for Left Behind: the TV Movie on YouTube, because we have a feeling there will be some instructional material within such a video.
First, though, so nobody thinks we are joshing about this, go read the actual quote in this oil industry newsletter. It’s paragraph 24, and it starts with the quote, “I worship the ground Paul Ryan walks on.”
Ergo, Paul Ryan is El Diablo, and this is exactly (probably?!) what’s in the Bible, or the Book of the End Times.
And now, our Feature Presentation. Watch closely around the :51-:54 part:
Who was that, right when all the good people were getting taken and the unsaved people were freaking out? It was Paul Ryan, his terrifyingly cold face appearing in the darkness. Look:
Here’s the screen grab:
And here’s what he looks like today, as “Paul Ryan,” the thing Dick Cheney worships:
O-kay, and we have now officially creeped ourselves out, while trying to make a Dick Cheney/Paul Ryan joke. [Fuel Fix with thanks to chascates]
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Cheney doesn't want his title as "worst President from a small state starting with 'W'" to be taken away.
"I worship the ground he walks on."
Cheney just wants to fuck him. Hard. In the ass. Before he dies. He wants this very much. This is why he talks this way.
Or, short of that, Dick might be satisfied with just shooting Ryan in the face with a shotgun. Fuck or shoot him?! … eenie, meenie, miny, mo….
As Greg Proops posited when he examined this precise quandary, it depends entirely on the composition of the load you expel.
http://new.music.yahoo.com/greg-proops/tracks/che...
Can't it be both?
I LOVE YOU PHILIP MORRIS!!
I LOVE YOU, KELLOGG, BROWN & ROOT!!
I LOVE YOU, HAL I. BURTON!!
Well, there goes lunch!
He's gonna need a bigger dick.
It's my understanding that Cheney is actually so well-endowed that Paul will be gagging when Dick shoves his namesake up Ryan's chocolate highway.
See just below…
You think Cheney can die? By the time he gets around to man-lovin' Ryan, most of his organs may be as mechanized as his heart, but the fucking will happen. Even if he has to shoot Ryan in the face.
Gun Dick what's the difference, as long as there is ejaculate it's all good
Cheney makes me think of the undead Nazi assassin Karl Ruprecht Kroenen in the HellBoy film. Only Dick is scarier.
"shoot Ryan in the face."
In what respect, Charlie?
While Ryan's lips may say "no," those eyes say "Your wide stance or mine?"
So Cheney and Ryan are out hunting captive quail, when Cheney nudges Ryan and asks, "Are you game?" and Ryan whispers, "Yes"– so Cheney shot him.
“I worship the ground Paul Ryan walks on.”
Well, more like "slithers" on. He leaves a distinct snail trail just like Callista Gingrich does when she shops at Tiffany's.
By worship he might just mean kneeling with his forehead on the ground and pointed in the general direction of Paul Ryan, not being able to move because he has no heart…
I guess that makes Kathy Hochul Jesus then?
Gabby is making a resurrection pitch that is hard to compete with, complete with husband asending to heavens. Let's see how that one turns out.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW.
Ahhh, Wisconsin. Your rich legacy. Eugene McCarthy. Paul Ryan. Scott Walker. Brett Favre.
Bert Who?
Let's not forget Senator Joe
I'm going to go lie down. The hookers just gothere.
Hey, before we condemn the whole state, remember – Fighting Bob LaFollete, Bart Starr, UW-Madison (aka Berkeley East), Aaron Rodgers.
And cheese curds. For that alone, I can forgive Wisconsin creepy Eddie Munster.
It's pretty bad when neither Ed Gein nor Jeffrey Dahmer crack the "horrible people from Wisconsin" top 5 list.
But they also gave us Richie, the Fonz, Laverne and Shirley.
& the American Hero Big Mac eater!
Clearly, that state has jumped the shark.
Don't forget its the home of the unionized Harley Davidson. I have to go polish my Sportster now that I am thinking about it. (For the dirty minds here that is a motorcycle).
Mine was built in York, PA. Still UAW, though. (Electra-Glide)
Herb Kohl? Kohl's Dept Stores? Russ Feingold? Laverne and Shirley? Miller Time?
This tells me all I need to know.
Nostradamus predicted this.
I see great buttsecks in the north
In place known for cheese,
Someone named Walker
Will butt slam the unions with no lube
That was quite the quatrain.
Nostradumbass predicted a lot of things.
So now we know that Eric Cantor (R-Didn't Kill Osama) has a scriptural basis for denying aid to the Midwest tornado victims. Hey, do you kiss your mother with those Apoca-lips?
But I thought the Jews didn't believe in Satan.
I read it in The Protocols of The Elders of Ryan.
On the lips, beeatch
Good god, that is so full of win.
Eew. That means Sarah Palin sucks his cock. I always hoped Satan would be kind of hot, at least.
If I understand this correctly, that means Paul Krugman is Mike Seaver and David Brooks is the Whore of Babylon.
You DO understand this correctly!
I think there will have to be a massive "battle royale" cage match among the repugnicans for title of Whore of Babylon. Gonna be on pay per view.
1. I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me. (FAIL, this story)
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. (probably)
3. Remember thou keep the Sabbath Day. (He works on Sunday (talk shows))
4. Honor thy Father and thy Mother. (Probably not, but they named him "Newt' so eff-em)
5. Thou shalt not kill. (pro-war and death penalty)
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery. (hahaha)
7. Thou shalt not steal. (does stealing from the poor to give to the rich count? Yes.)
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. (He's constantly lying, so yes)
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. (hahahaha)
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's goods. (0% interest Tiffany's charge account is only used for this purpose)
(Dammit, for some stupid reason I thought this story was about Newt overcompensating to Ryan again.)
We've been downfisted, it seems. Just like Cheney is downfisting Paul Ryan right now.
Spanky2b is following you, check your intense debate page. http://intensedebate.com/people/Spanky2b
Whoa, I hadn't checked his comments in a while and I see he has what's not just a racist comment, but one attacking little girls (which, based on past history, he'll probably delete once he sees I've linked to it):
http://tv.breitbart.com/msnbc-host-calls-laura-in...
"slobis, Maybe you know the answer to this – which Obama daughter is the older one, Shariah or Malaria? "
Edit to add: oh, and LimeyLizzie, good job over there; I hadn't read your replies when I first wrote this.
you guys are very brave to go over there. i upfisted you both a bit and then had to flee.
You think he's realized yet that "libunatic" is not a particularly clever insult?
Hell, even "poopyhead" would show better erudition.
There's not a funny line among his thousands of hateposts, you'd think all that time on this site might rub off, but no.
I just can't believe he's following over a thousand of us.
Oh, here's another gem:
"No cabbie in his right mind would pick up a freeloader like Barry."
Racism: It's justified!
It's hard to find a page in his commenting history that doesn't have both A) overt racism and B) a mention of Wonkette on it. The dude is seriously obsessed and mentally ill.
One of his comments: "Jared Lee Loughner has been cited by people who knew him as a rabid Bush-hating liberal. But of course, libunatics want us to ignore that. "
So, I'm not the only one driven crazy by Bush. I, however, deal with it by pulling the blankets up over my head (and my bottle of vodka), not by murdering fellow libunatics.
The thing is, the wingnut lie that Loughner is a liberal was based entirely on one quote from someone who went to high school with him and hadn't spoken to him in years; it also was more like "fairly liberal", which our troll has changed to "rabid Bush-hating liberal".
Which I'm now changing to "bush-hating fairy," just for fun.
Well, fairly liberal once upon a time in youth (as reported by classmate) and rabid Bush-hating liberal – what's the diff. Besides, he's a Schizophrenic (as diagnosed by the court yesterday) so clearly has librul tendencies.
I'm going back to bed now with a fresh bottle.
Today we are all libunatics.
keeps the little bugger busy. otherwise he might, you know, do something. or vote.
Oh man, I found a particularly insane birther comment from a friend of Spanky:
http://tv.breitbart.com/bottoming-out-obamas-limo...
He now demands such documents as Obama's baptismal certificate (um, weren't his parents atheists?) and his grade school report cards.
"Where are your papers, boy?"
I would have gone with Paul being oil, or money, or war. All of which Dick worships.
No, those are just his masturbatory aids.
Dick worships many gods but most of all his dick!
No disrespect to the Lord of Flies Paul Ryan, but I'm pretty sure that Randy "Macho Man" Savage defeated rapture Jesus: http://gnarcore.com/test/wp-content/uploads/2011/...
As a politician, Paul Ryan sure makes one hell of an actor…he sort of reminds me of a more famous D-List Actor/GOP icon…
Ahnold? Fred Thompson? Kelsey Grammer?
Nah, somebody actually dumber and way more overrated. He made some awful movie with a monkey many, many years ago (no, it's not Clint Eastwood either)…shit, I can't remember his name(he couldn't either)…Ron something…
Ron Jeremy?
I think Jeremy just fucked retail.
Good Repug's do it wholesale.
Oh, & it's Silver. & he dead.
Dammit, should have scrolled down further.
A monkey movie, you say? Surely you mean Charlton Heston.
You mean that movie with Marky Mark? Which one was Charlie? Marky's a white rapper, so he must be a Republican.
I think Christopher Hitchens summarized him quite succinctly a few years ago:
http://www.slate.com/id/2101842/
Brilliant. Thank you for providing the link.
http://exiledonline.com/reagan%E2%80%99s-cheshire... http://exiledonline.com/how-christopher-hitchens-... https://exiledonline.com/christopher-hitchens-upd...
Jon Voight?
Can't be Chucky Norris, no one ever said he was an actor
How dare you! Did Jon Voigh invent Trickle Down Economics? I didn't think so! I'm pretty sure Chuck single-handily ended the Cold War, though…
I didn't think David Stockman was an actor . . .
Butch Patrick?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&client=fir...
Damien II — The Paul Ryan Story
Indeed, anyone who has a "hazy understanding of Christianity" — presumably based on the biblical record and it's various interpretations is only getting one side of the story.
I was wonderin' how long it would take to do the Damien comparison…longer than I thought actually but, WIN!
So there is one elderly American has used his dark magics to keep alive, or at least in a state resembling life, while he attempts to kill the rest of them.
Dick Cheney is basically Voldemort.
Who has Paul Ryan's Baby?
Rosemary, of course.
Lee Remick? No wait that wasn't her baby.
OH MY GOD, run Megan run, while you still can, you have no idea how close to evil you are!
The police, I think the baby would have been removed for his/her safety from the freak of a father.
Bristol?
Bristle
Jumpin' jeebers. He shoots lawyers in the face, then he worships Ryan.
I'm so torn on whether to hate or love Cheney.
Well, hopefully Hitler and Mussolini will rally 'round Oldskool Satan and they can all paint each other hooves or whatever, maybe watch "Beaches", and eat some really, REALLY melted Chunky Monkey. A washed-up fallen angel needs his girls around him in times like these, ya know?
Also, fuck both of these fucks.
Everytime he sees Ryan's power twink face Cheney's heart goes BEEEEP buzzzzz WHIRR
I think this is pretty easy to explain- no medicare means more dead people and more dead people means more organ donors for Cheney to choose from. And some not just for medical experiments
Dick 'Angel of Death' Cheney
I understand that their fear makes them taste even better.
Just imagine Cheney's reaction if Paul Ryan shot an old guy in the face after taking away his Medicare.
Buckshot ejaculate?
God pretty much dropped the ball on ending the world. Doesn't anybody take pride in their work anymore. He probably runs heaven like he runs Earth: With the efficiency of God and the compassion of the Devil.
"With the efficiency of God and the compassion of the Devil."
Very nice. Is that original? It reminds me of JFK's description of Washington:
"A city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm".
He enjoys laughing at the freak show.
That Kirk Cameron is so dreamy.
Copycat!
Two hundred and twenty-freakin-four comments on this post and only ONE COMMENT ABOUT KIRK CAMERON?!
Folks, we are living in a godforsaken world. Or a much-younger demographic.
He's the "Behind" in "Left Behind"
He's right behind the "Right Behind".
I am so very old I worked in his campaign for President, Eugene's, that, is.
Get clean for Gene!
If Cheney worships the Devil then the Ground Ryan walks on is pretty fucked up.
mmmmmm — ground Ryan. With Becheney sauce.
It must be like walking on hot coals.
The floor is lava!
Actually, how is this news?
Tip: When Paul Ryan goes down to Georgia, you can beat him with a half-wit fiddle solo.
Fire on the mountain, run boys run.
Yeah those good ole boys better run or the government will give them health care and then where would they be.
Don't feel bad – I forgot Eugene was from Minnesota. And look what happened to that state.
Yes, the Humphrey Dome collapsed.
There were at least two Humphrey Dome collapses.
But wait! I thought Cheney was Satan. Now I iz confused.
Satan's all about the self-love, baby.
Ayn Rand wrote the Satanic Bible?
Could there be a Satanic Trinity? The Father (Cheney), The Son, (Ryan) and who would be The Holy Fuck?
Newt, of course.
You know, for some reason I didn't expect the anti-christ to be such a whiny cunt.
Dick Cheney: 'I worship the ground Paul Ryan walks on', I just can’t wait to shoot him in the face.
It was a metaphor. He does want to shoot, just on his face.
If he worships the ground Ryan walks on, I'm terrified to think what he'd do with Ryan's precious bodily fluids.
You know who else walked on the ground Cheney worships?
Fucking ground worshippers.
"Whaddaya think Cheney is paying him? In goat's blood?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdQ3aXO4gys
Ryan went to Miami University. I always figured Satan would have sprung from its lily-white, Zima-addled loins.
Which one, the cow-tipping one in Ohio or the coke-snorting one in Florida?
Oh G-d help us! Was he a frat-rat? Which one? One of my more spiritually sensitive friends was convinced that Oxford O was possessed by a demon or something, like one of those town Lovecraft wrote about. He swore an air of evil descended upon him whenever he visited.
Ryan has a heart?
But its 2 sizes too small, just like Dick's was. Ergo, a perfect fit.
Okay, this is way OT, but you simply must head over to the Atlantic to see high school yearbook pictures of the Republican candidates. After seeing the Santorum…the horror…the horror….
Linky thing: http://tinyurl.com/3vawlmv
Sarah Palin got into the Honor Society?
There must have been a lot of male professors who were very, very satisfied with the job she was doing.
Typo, they shouldn't have put that "n" there in the middle of "Honor". So, "Hoor." Regionalism for you-know-what.
"On-her" is actually what the facility advisor said,
Professors? Pfft, this is fucking high school we're talking about. The only thing she excelled at in college was transferring to other institutions.
Sorry girls, but Gary Johnson? GAY.
who the hell is fred karger?
Santorum's photo works well if you have roaches under your kitchen sink.
Or if you feel like putting together a Weird Al Yankovic tribute band.
Awww, that's so cute!
Look at Sarah holding a book and pretending like she can read!
Mitt's eyebrows are their own entity.
Huntsman's photo is hilarious.
Newt is exactly to be expected, down to the pretentious senior yearbook quote.
Here's how powerful Wonkette is:
According to Dawkins, I recently made it to de facto atheism.
Now, suddenly, I believe in the Devil again.
Like twin dingleberries swinging on asshairs below the U.S. rectum, banging their shitty little heads together.
*sigh*
That's po-fuckin'-etic.
Win for the Wookies.
Both left, of course.
Don't forget though, that while FLW was a brilliant architect, his roofs usually leaked, and he was often a real dick in personal relations.
How can Paul Ryan be Satan when Dick Cheney already is? Is this one of those mysteries like The Trinity?
Apparently, though, he came to his senses towards the end of his life:
“Ron’s politics, as far as I know, were not shared by anyone he knew, except for the people he knew because of his politics,” Mitchell Silver said. He paused and added, “He told me that he did vote for Barack Obama in the end.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/16/movies/16silver...
Dick took Paul aside at a party recently and advised him, "Corpses, my boy. Corpses."
I'm thinking feature film. Gabriel Byrne is perfect for the role of Paul Ryan, Satan's Proxy (see the Schwarzenegger classic "End of Days"). Arnold will play himself, of course, and introducing that nasty bit of fecal matter, Rick Santorum, as the former vice-president. And Kirk Cameron will do a cameo as DSK's weener.
Oh not Gabriel Byrne he is too delicious and tortured , can't it be someone else?
Zach Galifianakis?
I was thinking more Peter Lorre and Eugene Pallette as Dick Cheney
Jack Black?
I've always thought that William Hurt would be good casting for Cheney:
http://www.google.com/search?q=william+hurt&h...
Hey it's like you are expecting LOGIC or RATIONAL thoughts to occur in Shotgun Dick's head. He is an undead propaganda ghoul, and will say what ever his chthonic demon handlers beam through the Koch bros ouija board.
Having spent a fair amount of time in Wisconsin, I have probably walked on a lot of the same ground where Ryan's feet have wandered. Ergo, Cheney worships the ground that I have walked on. That's not something I wanted to know.
The mere mention of Dick Cheney and his evil minion of the low hairline has sent our resident downfister into an orgasm of fisting.
downfister + orgasm? Gotta run to the store and buy more brain bleach.
"our resident downfister into an orgasm of fisting"
Orgasms involving a fist are the only kind he has.
I wonder if Ryan blushed and got a pleasant tickling sensation right up there inside his sphincter when he heard this.
i just want to know where i can get my free 'israel music' dvd.
I walk on the ground Dick Cheney worships.
Kirk Cameron was pretty good in, "Inter-Racial Whole Stretchers #8."
Little known fact: Jesus did actually return on May 21. Cheney has had him locked in the basement torture chamber ever since.
Apparition Rendition!!
And Newtie's a thespian, just like Mary Cheney! Oh, wait ..
"The other challenging day was on Sept. 11, 2001 when he sat in an underground bunker at the White House watching the tower going down 'knowing that as those towers collapsed literally thousands of people were losing their lives, at that moment, people who were totally innocent, who hadn’t done anything wrong.'"
Dick Cheney's longest, most intense mutltiple orgasm EVER. The maid prolly got overtime that day.
To this day, Rumsfeld and bush still get aches in their hands in cold weather, that's how hard Cheney high-fived them.
He probably has to plug into the big home pump, cause the portable just won't fill that sucker.
But why did they spell it "Newton Leroy"?
so all these teabaggers get whisked off to heaven with no clothes? that must be awkward up there….
Charles VII?
So if Ryan is Satan, Cheney and the rest of the fuckwads are his handmaidens, how does Newt fit in? Is he some kind of apostate sub-devil?
Sarah Palin is left out entirely–she is just howling on the frozen wasteland, barred from the toasty gates of Hell.
how does Newt fit in? Is he some kind of apostate sub-devil?
"Religious tradition holds that repeated intercourse with an incubus or succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus
Whoa.
No, Ho.
"intercourse with an incubus or succubus"
OK if they just suck your bust?
Devils are not highly organized or obedient. Newt works for the rival, Be'elzebubba!
"So if Ryan is Satan, Cheney and the rest of the fuckwads are his handmaidens, how does Newt fit in? Is he some kind of apostate sub-devil? "
When sex criminals arrive in Hell, they are greeted by Newt in a garter belt, seamed fishnets, spike heels, and sequined pasties, gloating terrifyingly:
"SO! Satan tells me that you like sex!"
You know who else Dick Cheney worshipped the ground they walked on?
Vlad the Impaler?
Ratko Mladic?
Saddam Hussein before 1990?
Caligula? Except he can't do it anymore because he might get arrested and handed over to the Hague if he does.
Pol Pot?
Il Duce?
"We spit on your logic, we don't need no stinkin' logic"
Republican Party
phewwww, reading anything the Dickster has to say makes me want to gargle…
Oh please. I wouldn't fuck Kirk Cameron with Willie Aames's dick.
Why am I somewhat disturbed that anyone — especially you, EQ — knows who Willie Aames is?
I know him…from Celebrity Fit Club.
Based on the trailer, "Left Behind" is a movie about cars blowing up and people screaming. Just like every other fucking movie.
Hotspur!
and if by "as you would expect" you mean "like a constipated adulterous pedantic shitheel," then yes, absolutely.
That's exactly what I was referencing — oh forget it.
PISS FIGHT!
ME-FUCKING-OW, KITTY!
“I worship the ground that Paul Ryan walks on.”
Aww. That's cute. Someone has a crush!
Jealousy doesn't be-hoove him.
"Paul Ryan is not just a creepy looking errand boy for the Koch Brothers…"
He looks more like a frat boy date rapist to me.
Today, we are ALL sorority sisters.
That would explain the exception clause in his Medicare bill carved out for roofies.
The former by day, the latter by night.
"Newt, I served with Dante Alighieri, I knew Dante Alighieri, Dante Alighieri was a friend of mine. Newt, you're no Dante Alighieri." Shit. Newt's not even the equal of the author of George W's favorite literary work, "The Pet Goat."
That screen grab looks like something from Caravaggio. He should be holding a severed head.
Oh, and that movie sucks something awful. No omnipotent god worth his salt would be caught dead mounting such a cheesy Rapture.
I watched that "Left Behind" trailer. And all I kept thinking was "Retards. The people who actually believe this shit are total fucking retards."
Ryan is spooky no doubt but I still give the oily palm for evil writ on the countenance to Timmeh Geithner. Hunched shoulders, furrowed brow, furtive eyes, he looks just like a wicked homunculus type thing from the depths.
He does have a Gollum sort of thing goin' on, doesn't he?
If you think that's creepy, how about this bit of clandestine footage featuring Bill Clinton and Paul Ryan that was on the cable news last night?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOrSURZKrcw
Triangulating, backstabbing, undermining, off-message Son-Of-A-Clinton.
That movie was obvs made before Obama came along. Otherwise the movie devil would be black and Kenyansocialist.
Has anyone noticed that the ad for the "Hypnotist" to the right has a picture with the exact same eye angle as Ryan's? Creepy.
Or subliminal.
Hmmmm.
The producers of the "Atlas Shrugged Movie Part 1" apparently set "Left Behind" as their benchmark.
Is there now going to be an "Apocalyptic Conspiracy Movie" parody franchise?
How old is Mel Brooks, anyway?
Looks more like Ryan Howard's dizygotic twin.
Mr. Cheney, I know Satan. I served with Satan for many years. Let me tell, you Mr. Cheney, Paul Ryan is no Satan, he wouldn't qualify as a pimple on Satan's ass. Paul Ryan is a clerk, working for a grocer, sent to collect a bill. All the foregoing is stolen from one source or another, but accurate, nonetheless.
I don't have time to fuck around with this shit tonight, but always stop by to see what kind of embarrassing thing some dumb okie did today. Then I read this and need to ask, Satan is from the Cheese State, right? Dee-licous cheese? No wonder it makes me fat. He's from Scott Walker's state–right?
Because if that's the case, I just need to say that never, ever, did I expect to see Cheeseheads acting as dumb as okies. Stay on this track, and you guys can be as big a national, nay, international (thanks, Inhofe, Sen. from BigOil) joke as we are.
So, if Walker and Ryan are from the same state, all I can say is: welcome to the club, Wisconsin. Let me introduce to our long time members, Mississippi and Texas.
"Dee-licous cheese?" How's that diet coming?lol
funny I've had that same thought every time I see this fucktard's 'budget bill' mentioned…who died and made this asshole Jesus (I mean…Satan!)
Hey, Wonksy. Great image you composed, there.
I don't know what to believe, anymore. I was under the impression that Cheney, not Ryan, was a manifestation of the Fiend.
What's with all of these Republican congresscretins with these 70's porn names? Rick Scott, Rick Snyder, Scott Walker, Paul Ryan…
Slab Bulkhead
Ridge Large Meet
Punch Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold BigFlank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstagg
Bulk VanderHuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefnos
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Junkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Rip Slagcheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornbody
Blake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardpack
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Monk Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Rief Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Eat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
* with thanks to MST3K
This is one of the most awesome MST3K memes EVAH! There is also at least one youtube video with *just* these names:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vb2U89EJG4
One of their best movies, right up there with "The Final Sacrifice" and "Devilfish" and whatever that thing is with Joe Don Baker in Malta.
KAH-LEE-MAH!
I swear on a stack of FLOTUS vegetables that I didn't see your MST3K reference before I posted my previous comment. Great minds, and all that….
Cheney is working to bring down Ryan with false praise
we must beware of the criminal Rove behind the curtain
Oh, Good Lord!
So that rictus-like grimace actually *Is* a smile!
I hate to say this, but in that one picture Paul Satan actually looks a little bit like Aaron Rodgers.
**ducks flying cheese**
(would be an anomaly, of course)
She's a such a sad old cunt. She spends hours at this. She could be fucking or watching TV or mowing the lawn. Once in awhile she drags over one of the boys/oldfarts but they don't have her obsession. i did find some funny google on the stowell idiot he is either a stick up his ass shop teacher in NH or a small time criminal in FL take your pick.
You say that like he wasn't one then the other.
The mug shot was creepy and so was the homework. I just couldn't tell.
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