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Oh for god's sake, can you even imagine?Arnold Schwarzenegger didn’t just bang his housekeepers all the time, while he was married to a woman apparently living in the same house. Arnold also had “CHP Dignitary Protection Services” officers deliver hot young club girls to the Hyatt in Sacramento where he lived while governatin’ and fornicatin’. This, according to political journals including the Daily Mail and National Enquirer, happened constantly. Some people just should not be allowed to have free time.

The Daily Mail reports that the California attorney general — who used to be Jerry Brown, but now Jerry Brown is the governator, and we are hoping his whoring days are over — is going to press charges against Arnold for using the bankrupt state’s money and employees and police to hide his liaisons.

‘On three different occasions after the governor arrived alone at the Hyatt regency, CHP Dignitary Protection Services arrived in their official vehicles – black Ford Crown Sedans – about one to two hours later with one or two young female adults.

‘They’d hurriedly escort the women through the service entrance on the second floor parking garage to the elevator that went to the governor’s private wing.

‘The women looked between 18 to 25 years old, blonde and scantily dressed in club wear.’

Ladies, please reconsider the whole “club wear” thing. Because the powerful old guys in the suits who go for that are always going to have a Kennedy Wife at home, and also be banging the housekeepers and anybody else who bends over in the general vicinity. [Daily Mail]

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