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Reagan Daughter Patti Davis Poses Nude At 58, Looks Great!

Weren’t we just writing about Patti Davis, sorta kinda, earlier today? Seems like! And now, this:

I recently turned 58. My kickboxing teacher, who has known me for almost 20 years, recently commented, sort of in passing, that my body is in better shape now than when I posed for Playboy. I heard him, but I was concentrating on my spin kicks, so I put it on the back burner of my mind. That night, I stood in front of the mirror and thought, He’s right. My muscles are leaner, longer, more defined now, and I felt again a sense of victory over the years of abuse I’d subjected myself to, and also over the huge amount of time I’d wasted on addiction. With every workout, I feel as if I’m winning back lost time.

Do I need to put one of those juvenile “NSFW” things on this link, or are you guys clever enough to figure out that “poses nude” means just that, even though it’s just a tasteful photo of her back and butt? And with tha-a-a-a-t … I’m off to the gym. [More Magazine via so many of you]

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84 comments

  1. WinterOuthouse

    Of course she posed nude showing her butt. Since most republicans are assholes it's the only part of the body they recognize.

    1. horsedreamer_1

      Most GOP would only jack it to those if there were a nice dangle below the cleft of the anus.

  2. Troubledog

    Hilariously noted in the comments on the OP site:

    Edward Bland
    Patti looks damn sexy for 58. I made a photocopy of Patti naked body for my friend; he's married but also agreed Patti still looks attractive at 58. Just wished more women take of their bodies. I wonder is Patti Davis looking for a younger playmate for some fun on a regular basis? If so, tell her to come to New Brunswick NJ. I hope Patti runs for policital office.

    You can't make this up.

    1. V572..whatever

      "…he's married but also agreed Patti still looks attractive at 58." You have to wonder how the friend's thoughts would be different if he were single.

    2. Sue4466

      You have to wonder who is "friend" is. And if he thought the photo was on craigslist.

        1. Sue4466

          I'm just guessing his desktop computer's powercord doesn't reach the bathroom and his mom is home.

    3. HempDogbane

      "No one saw Mother Theresa naked and she was a much more outstanding lady than Patti. True for Madam Curie, Geraldine Ferraro, Madeline Albright."

    4. fuflans

      edward bland

      really?

      and tell me, edward bland how many men fall into the category of '58' and 'take care of their bodies?'

    5. ChessieNefercat

      "More is the leading voice of today's sophisticated, affluent and accomplished woman, who is enjoying the richest years of her life, sharing news and advice on beauty, fashion, health, career, travel, money and relationships from her distinct perspective."

      And "Edward" Bland is reading it why?

  3. WinterOuthouse

    I especially liked the comment from the guy who claimed to have pounded out some pudding 10 times. Obviously, some guys will fuck anything, even Sarah Palin or Patti Davis (the greatest daughter evah)

  4. user-of-owls

    Isn't she that Symbionese Liberation Front chick? You know, with all the hoo-rah happy-rapey in the closet?

      1. user-of-owls

        Patti Davis, Patty Hearst, Anusburger Patty, Patti-Cakes…they're all going up and down and sideways. Who can explain them?

        1. flamingpdog

          Before the kidnapping, Patty Hearst had a boyfriend with the great name of Steven Weed, but afterwards she threw him over for an FBI guy. Go figure.

          1. horsedreamer_1

            Still not as mental as Patty Duke throwing over sanity to support her Hobbit son's favoured candidate.

          2. ChessieNefercat

            What? What did Patty Duke do? I like Patty Duke. Who was Hobbit son's candidate?

  5. Callyson

    From the More article, in Patti's own words:
    Our muscles are actually pretty democratic; if we work them, they’ll respond.
    Muscles are Democrats. On that note, off to the gym…

  6. tessiee

    Bless her heart, she looks great. She's an inspiration for all of us to say, "I really should go to gym or something".

      1. DashboardBuddha

        I am proud to say that I have never seen the 2girls1cup video – and I never will.

  7. BaldarTFlagass

    Maybe I'm just jaded, but having been raised in the age of Hefner, Guccione, and Flynt, a bare back and a butt crack just doesn't mean "nude" to me. They show more skin in TV ads nowadays.

    1. GuyClinch

      I'm with you, Baldar. Vaginoscopy or GTFO. No, not really. I still prefer wondering what Tamron Hall's tits look like.

      (Remember when just hearing a girl pee was demystifying enough?)

    2. ShaveTheWhales

      Yes, you're jaded. As am I.

      But, "nude" still means (like it always did) "without clothes".

      There's a reason for terms like "full frontal", and "gape".

  8. HistoriCat

    Not necessarily (although I agree with girl or gay dude) – I'm looking at that picture and thinking "damn – I wish I looked that toned." Time to pump some iron!

  9. JustPixelz

    Another Republican presidential candidate's daughter posing "naked"! Is this a trend? I hope so. Come on Glenn, ralph it up for a Reagan.

    I guess if Sarah Palin™ gets the nomination, we can look forward* to a Bristol overexposure episode and subsequent Beck barf-o-rama in a couple years.
    _________________
    * not really

    1. SorosBot

      Which ones? There's Megs, and Barbara Bush (but not Jenna, oh god no) and um, that's about it. Maybe Julie Nixon in 1970; not now obviously. And Scott Brown isn't running for President.

  10. mourningnmerica

    I clicked on the More Magazine link. OK, I'm as big a drooling, oversexed, horndog male as any of you. But Christ, that was the most generic looking, not revealing, disappointing "nude" picture ever. No wood here whatsoever. I have gotten way more sexed up from some of the provocative comments by some of our own comely Wonketteer commenters. I'm going back to sleep now.

  11. SorosBot

    And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
    All the better just to please you
    She's precocious, and she knows just
    What it takes to make a pro blush
    She got Greta Garbo's standoff sass, she's got Patty Davis ass

  12. DaRooster

    AGAIN… hello Wonkette Jr…
    As I mentioned earlier… easier complete links to pics of chicks… Jesus!
    Thank you (again!)
    Da(lazy)Rooster

  13. Bonzos_Bed_Time

    Republicans will love this picture as they don't have to use much imagination to pretend it's a boy.

  14. zhubajie

    I propose that from now on all Republicans campaign naked (esp. for the Iowa caucuses, of course), so we can see what they're made of!

  15. horsedreamer_1

    I am afraid this presages more, much more, Baby Boomer nudity in magazines. When we get 70 years old women in Playboy & 75 years olds men in Men's Health, you'll regret this day.

    Never underestimate a Boomer's capacity for self-satisfaction & oversharing.

  16. prommie

    Wouldn't it be great to fuck Reagan's daughter? Just seems it would be something to treasure, an experience that would provide emotional satisfaction for the rest of your days, whenever Reagan's name is mentioned, you'd be able to think back, and smile.

  17. Limeylizzie

    Isn't that ass kind of flat looking? Of course I am just judging by mine, which has elicited comments from the denizens of Harlem including my favourite "I thought you was a sistah from behind" and the other , spoken under the breath as I walked past 'Look at the shitter on that critter".

    1. sezme

      Indeed, that photo of her cuts off before the bottom of her cheeks which may well sag all the way to the floor. Actually (boner killer coming up) they kind of remind me of her old man's facial cheeks. And LIzzie, we are waiting for the visual proof of your luxuriant hindquarters that you have advertised so well.

    2. ShaveTheWhales

      Lizzie, as I'm sure you know, there are all kinds of booties. I believe that the shape of the ass is largely determined by genetics — the ultimate size depends on diet and exercise and all that, but the shape is built in (in my limited experience).

      Somebody does the best they can with what they have to work with, I say hurrah.

      Probably, I should snark more.

  18. Bezoar

    Would I be the first to point out that the photo in question has been through Photoshop? Not the new feature that makes round things bigger, perhaps, (or perhaps not), but the feature that smooths things out; probably 'smart blur'; that's what I would have tried.

  19. DashboardBuddha

    Well…like I said, I went to a state school. USF to be precise. We were the stuff that wasn't fit to be put into Spam.

  20. DashboardBuddha

    University of South Florida? I understand it's got a pretty good medical program now, but back when I was there, it was a shithole.

  21. carlgt1

    It's interesting that the two living kids actually descended from Ron's loins (Patti & Ron Jr) aren't teabaggin' nutjobs and would be considered "extremist liberals" by today's standards. The only Reagan who's an appropriate teabaggin' right-wing nutjob is Michael and he was adopted. And Ronald Reagan didn't even recognize Michael at his high school graduation!

  22. crybabyboehner

    You won't see any nekkid pictures of Chelsea Clinton – those people just had no class at all!

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