Reagan Daughter Patti Davis Poses Nude At 58, Looks Great!

by Wonkette Jr.

Weren’t we just writing about Patti Davis, sorta kinda, earlier today? Seems like! And now, this:

I recently turned 58. My kickboxing teacher, who has known me for almost 20 years, recently commented, sort of in passing, that my body is in better shape now than when I posed for Playboy. I heard him, but I was concentrating on my spin kicks, so I put it on the back burner of my mind. That night, I stood in front of the mirror and thought, He’s right. My muscles are leaner, longer, more defined now, and I felt again a sense of victory over the years of abuse I’d subjected myself to, and also over the huge amount of time I’d wasted on addiction. With every workout, I feel as if I’m winning back lost time.

Do I need to put one of those juvenile “NSFW” things on this link, or are you guys clever enough to figure out that “poses nude” means just that, even though it’s just a tasteful photo of her back and butt? And with tha-a-a-a-t … I’m off to the gym. [More Magazine via so many of you]

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WinterOuthouse May 25, 2011 at 6:35 pm

Of course she posed nude showing her butt. Since most republicans are assholes it's the only part of the body they recognize.

WABishop May 26, 2011 at 9:40 pm

Nude enough to be arousing, but not so nude that they can't still pretend she's a he.

pinkocommi May 25, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Great. Another Reagan Republitards can whack off to.

horsedreamer_1 May 26, 2011 at 9:14 am

Most GOP would only jack it to those if there were a nice dangle below the cleft of the anus.

Hatrabbit May 26, 2011 at 11:48 am

Finally. Whacking off to Ron Jr was giving them handcramps.

Troubledog May 25, 2011 at 6:37 pm

Hilariously noted in the comments on the OP site:

Edward Bland
Patti looks damn sexy for 58. I made a photocopy of Patti naked body for my friend; he's married but also agreed Patti still looks attractive at 58. Just wished more women take of their bodies. I wonder is Patti Davis looking for a younger playmate for some fun on a regular basis? If so, tell her to come to New Brunswick NJ. I hope Patti runs for policital office.

You can't make this up.

V572..whatever May 25, 2011 at 6:52 pm

"…he's married but also agreed Patti still looks attractive at 58." You have to wonder how the friend's thoughts would be different if he were single.

Sue4466 May 25, 2011 at 7:17 pm

You have to wonder who is "friend" is. And if he thought the photo was on craigslist.

Troubledog May 25, 2011 at 7:23 pm

And where his friend is where you can only share pics of chicks on paper

Sue4466 May 25, 2011 at 7:26 pm

I'm just guessing his desktop computer's powercord doesn't reach the bathroom and his mom is home.

DashboardBuddha May 25, 2011 at 8:20 pm

"New Brunswick NJ"

He made that up, right?

chicken_thief May 26, 2011 at 10:11 am

Home of Rutgers U.

HempDogbane May 25, 2011 at 10:19 pm

"No one saw Mother Theresa naked and she was a much more outstanding lady than Patti. True for Madam Curie, Geraldine Ferraro, Madeline Albright."

fuflans May 26, 2011 at 12:37 am

edward bland


and tell me, edward bland how many men fall into the category of '58' and 'take care of their bodies?'

ChessieNefercat May 26, 2011 at 5:33 pm

"More is the leading voice of today's sophisticated, affluent and accomplished woman, who is enjoying the richest years of her life, sharing news and advice on beauty, fashion, health, career, travel, money and relationships from her distinct perspective."

And "Edward" Bland is reading it why?

WinterOuthouse May 25, 2011 at 6:46 pm

I especially liked the comment from the guy who claimed to have pounded out some pudding 10 times. Obviously, some guys will fuck anything, even Sarah Palin or Patti Davis (the greatest daughter evah)

nounverb911 May 25, 2011 at 6:48 pm

Republicans are such boobs.

(My eyes are better now.)

user-of-owls May 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm

Isn't she that Symbionese Liberation Front chick? You know, with all the hoo-rah happy-rapey in the closet?

nounverb911 May 25, 2011 at 7:28 pm

Wrong Patti, you're thinking of Charles Foster Cane's grand-daughter.

user-of-owls May 25, 2011 at 7:32 pm

Patti Davis, Patty Hearst, Anusburger Patty, Patti-Cakes…they're all going up and down and sideways. Who can explain them?

flamingpdog May 25, 2011 at 10:00 pm

Before the kidnapping, Patty Hearst had a boyfriend with the great name of Steven Weed, but afterwards she threw him over for an FBI guy. Go figure.

horsedreamer_1 May 26, 2011 at 9:16 am

Still not as mental as Patty Duke throwing over sanity to support her Hobbit son's favoured candidate.

not that Dewey May 25, 2011 at 11:39 pm

Oh, my beloved Tania…

V572..whatever May 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm

I've seen worse. I've had sex with worse.

Tommmcattt May 25, 2011 at 6:58 pm

I look worse.

Callyson May 25, 2011 at 6:51 pm

From the More article, in Patti's own words:
Our muscles are actually pretty democratic; if we work them, they’ll respond.
Muscles are Democrats. On that note, off to the gym…

tessiee May 25, 2011 at 6:52 pm

Bless her heart, she looks great. She's an inspiration for all of us to say, "I really should go to gym or something".

ProgressiveInga May 25, 2011 at 6:53 pm

There's a reason we get the backdoor shot. Botox Butterface.

donner_froh May 25, 2011 at 6:53 pm

Tits or GTFO.

Lionel[redacted]Esq May 25, 2011 at 7:01 pm

Now, if we could just get the Gore daughters to pose.

SexySmurf May 25, 2011 at 7:13 pm

Just be thankful it wasn't Bristol showing off that cottage cheese ass of hers.

zhubajie May 26, 2011 at 6:48 am

Coming to a porn site, soon, probably.

horsedreamer_1 May 26, 2011 at 9:17 am

She's prolly going to try out for (somewhat SFW?).

Beetagger May 25, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Google "blue waffle." You're welcome.

Pres[ $ rm -r * ] May 25, 2011 at 8:06 pm

Someone ought to make Blue Waffle Disease reaction videos like that 2 cups 2girls folderol…

DashboardBuddha May 25, 2011 at 8:19 pm

I am proud to say that I have never seen the 2girls1cup video – and I never will.

twoeightnine May 25, 2011 at 11:22 pm


Monsieur_Grumpe May 25, 2011 at 7:27 pm

Older women know what they want. She can spank me anytime.

AJW@[redacted] May 25, 2011 at 7:40 pm

I'd hit that.
What? It had to be said.

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 4:50 am

To be precise — I'm 63. I'd hit that on the fly.

BaldarTFlagass May 25, 2011 at 8:03 pm

Maybe I'm just jaded, but having been raised in the age of Hefner, Guccione, and Flynt, a bare back and a butt crack just doesn't mean "nude" to me. They show more skin in TV ads nowadays.

GuyClinch May 25, 2011 at 8:28 pm

I'm with you, Baldar. Vaginoscopy or GTFO. No, not really. I still prefer wondering what Tamron Hall's tits look like.

(Remember when just hearing a girl pee was demystifying enough?)

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 4:53 am

Yes, you're jaded. As am I.

But, "nude" still means (like it always did) "without clothes".

There's a reason for terms like "full frontal", and "gape".

elfgoldsackring May 25, 2011 at 8:08 pm

Your bid, LouSarah.

Crank_Tango May 25, 2011 at 8:11 pm

girl. no dude ever refers to tasteful nudes.

FlownOver May 25, 2011 at 8:16 pm

So now Bernie Leadon can regret two big decisions in his life.

HistoriCat May 25, 2011 at 8:24 pm

Not necessarily (although I agree with girl or gay dude) – I'm looking at that picture and thinking "damn – I wish I looked that toned." Time to pump some iron!

flamingpdog May 25, 2011 at 10:02 pm

Better than pumping some Steele.

WinterOuthouse May 25, 2011 at 8:56 pm

I already hit that. Loved rubbing tacos with her/

Lascauxcaveman May 26, 2011 at 12:43 am


(Was that supposed to be all-caps? I'm kinda new at this.)

JustPixelz May 25, 2011 at 9:11 pm

Another Republican presidential candidate's daughter posing "naked"! Is this a trend? I hope so. Come on Glenn, ralph it up for a Reagan.

I guess if Sarah Palin™ gets the nomination, we can look forward* to a Bristol overexposure episode and subsequent Beck barf-o-rama in a couple years.
* not really

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 11:22 pm

Which ones? There's Megs, and Barbara Bush (but not Jenna, oh god no) and um, that's about it. Maybe Julie Nixon in 1970; not now obviously. And Scott Brown isn't running for President.

zhubajie May 26, 2011 at 6:50 am

Bristle, Titwillow — the whole family nude! Why not?

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi May 25, 2011 at 10:00 pm

Would she look the same
if she lived on $1,000 mo

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 4:54 am

No. Do you have a point?

mourningnmerica May 25, 2011 at 10:19 pm

I clicked on the More Magazine link. OK, I'm as big a drooling, oversexed, horndog male as any of you. But Christ, that was the most generic looking, not revealing, disappointing "nude" picture ever. No wood here whatsoever. I have gotten way more sexed up from some of the provocative comments by some of our own comely Wonketteer commenters. I'm going back to sleep now.

Papa_Uniform May 25, 2011 at 10:20 pm

HooHah or GTFO

BZ1 May 25, 2011 at 10:36 pm

A treatise on her body?? someone needs to tell Patti that less is More…

LibrulEleet May 25, 2011 at 10:48 pm

Turn around and show us your Reagan Bush.

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 11:06 pm

And she'll tease you, she'll unease you
All the better just to please you
She's precocious, and she knows just
What it takes to make a pro blush
She got Greta Garbo's standoff sass, she's got Patty Davis ass

DaRooster May 25, 2011 at 11:39 pm

AGAIN… hello Wonkette Jr…
As I mentioned earlier… easier complete links to pics of chicks… Jesus!
Thank you (again!)

Geminisunmars May 25, 2011 at 11:47 pm

Not bad, if you don't mind botoxicated expression.

Crank_Tango May 26, 2011 at 12:24 am

Can't see it from this angle.

Bonzos_Bed_Time May 26, 2011 at 12:16 am

Republicans will love this picture as they don't have to use much imagination to pretend it's a boy.

DerrickWildcat May 26, 2011 at 3:56 am

She probably uses that Shake Weight thing.

zhubajie May 26, 2011 at 6:46 am

Good for a 58 year old Republican?

zhubajie May 26, 2011 at 6:54 am

I propose that from now on all Republicans campaign naked (esp. for the Iowa caucuses, of course), so we can see what they're made of!

SudsMcKenzie May 26, 2011 at 6:55 am

Nawww, Wonkette Jr's first “NSFW” post.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 26, 2011 at 7:55 am

Not Suitable For Wonkette

But keep at it, Junior.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 26, 2011 at 7:03 am

Not. Even. Tempted.

horsedreamer_1 May 26, 2011 at 9:21 am

I am afraid this presages more, much more, Baby Boomer nudity in magazines. When we get 70 years old women in Playboy & 75 years olds men in Men's Health, you'll regret this day.

Never underestimate a Boomer's capacity for self-satisfaction & oversharing.

prommie May 26, 2011 at 10:34 am

Wouldn't it be great to fuck Reagan's daughter? Just seems it would be something to treasure, an experience that would provide emotional satisfaction for the rest of your days, whenever Reagan's name is mentioned, you'd be able to think back, and smile.

Limeylizzie May 26, 2011 at 11:10 am

Isn't that ass kind of flat looking? Of course I am just judging by mine, which has elicited comments from the denizens of Harlem including my favourite "I thought you was a sistah from behind" and the other , spoken under the breath as I walked past 'Look at the shitter on that critter".

sezme May 26, 2011 at 2:08 pm

Indeed, that photo of her cuts off before the bottom of her cheeks which may well sag all the way to the floor. Actually (boner killer coming up) they kind of remind me of her old man's facial cheeks. And LIzzie, we are waiting for the visual proof of your luxuriant hindquarters that you have advertised so well.

Chet Kincaid May 26, 2011 at 2:52 pm

Lizzie, Lizzie, burning bright,
bosom large and bottom tight,
when in motion tempts the eye–
"GOT-DAMN! That's awesome symmetry!"

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 5:28 am

Lizzie, as I'm sure you know, there are all kinds of booties. I believe that the shape of the ass is largely determined by genetics — the ultimate size depends on diet and exercise and all that, but the shape is built in (in my limited experience).

Somebody does the best they can with what they have to work with, I say hurrah.

Probably, I should snark more.

Bezoar May 26, 2011 at 1:03 pm

Would I be the first to point out that the photo in question has been through Photoshop? Not the new feature that makes round things bigger, perhaps, (or perhaps not), but the feature that smooths things out; probably 'smart blur'; that's what I would have tried.

DashboardBuddha May 26, 2011 at 2:46 pm

Well…like I said, I went to a state school. USF to be precise. We were the stuff that wasn't fit to be put into Spam.

DashboardBuddha May 26, 2011 at 3:40 pm

University of South Florida? I understand it's got a pretty good medical program now, but back when I was there, it was a shithole.

chicken_thief May 26, 2011 at 4:25 pm

Oops. My bad…. USF = University of San Fran to me thanks to Bill Russell.

Duly_Noted May 26, 2011 at 5:52 pm

Does the world really need this?

carlgt1 May 26, 2011 at 6:23 pm

It's interesting that the two living kids actually descended from Ron's loins (Patti & Ron Jr) aren't teabaggin' nutjobs and would be considered "extremist liberals" by today's standards. The only Reagan who's an appropriate teabaggin' right-wing nutjob is Michael and he was adopted. And Ronald Reagan didn't even recognize Michael at his high school graduation!

crybabyboehner May 27, 2011 at 1:34 pm

You won't see any nekkid pictures of Chelsea Clinton – those people just had no class at all!

ChessieNefercat May 26, 2011 at 5:35 pm

What? What did Patty Duke do? I like Patty Duke. Who was Hobbit son's candidate?

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