This is magical: Barack Obama’s stupid giant million-ton Cadillac Tank Limo got stuck on a little bump in the driveway leading out of the U.S. Embassy. Listen to the Irish people laugh and cheer. It’s like they knew this would happen.
Here’s another version:
“Need a push?” Hahahah, the Irish and their humor. And then the Men In Black pull up in their laser death van and block off the driveway so Obama can sneak out and get another Guinness. Next time, Barry, just rent a regular-sized European car at the airport. Stop making us look bad, everywhere. [via AutoBlog]
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Well, it is not as if the land of leprechauns was designed for an armored tank/limo!
I heard about this yesterday, albeit in a roundabout fashion.
http://viletweets.com/2011/05/lazy-nigger/
That's such a vile thing, I can't upfist it even though I know your point in posting it was the opposite.
Au contraire. Show it to EVERY PERSON YOU KNOW. This is vivid, and real, and shameful. Shine the brightest light you can, directly on it.
Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
Showing isn't the same as upfisting, though. Upfisting suggests approval. Just can't do that. But yeah, it does reveal a lot. Though we knew it was there.
Lots of bacteria and molds thrive in sunlight. If you want to get the job done, get some iodine and a clean swab, then get in there and SCRUB!
/loosens collar provocativelyWhat are you wearing?
Yes, this video has been making the rounds on all the wingtard sites. Who knew some of their readers were racist fuckwits? Color me shocked.
White southerners hate black President. News at 11.
Today, we* are all Lester Maddox.
*As in 'we, the people', the propertied, Anglo, male Americans at the time of the Constitution's** writing, both Northern & Southern.
**From a strict-construction standpoint, I see one SCOTUS jurist who rightfully can play a role in government: Roberts. Could add Breyer, if I'm feeling charitable. (Anthony Kennedy? Papist or not, a dirty Irish dog. Back to the Potato Blight for him!)
When that site got flagged to me a couple days ago, it really brought home for me that a lot of these wingtards don't give a fuck about whether he bodysnatched Bin Laden or balances the fucking budget. They hate him because he is black. They are intractable. They can't be reasoned with. They shouldn't be ignored.
I agree. The blatant racism has been laughed off too many times.
After all, if the comments are so innocent, they certainly should not have an issue with others pointing those comments out.
Really? Yes, you can't reason with them. Sure, you may not be able to ignore them. But if you really don't like what they stand for pointing a finger at them and crying isn't going to help either. Remember bullies like to hear how much they hurt you. It only reinforces their power.
Wow, that site is something–page after page of liberal infiltrators of the Tea Party, trying to make conservatives look bad. That's the only reasonable explanation.
This is the best examplar of Occam's Razor I have seen.
You should not pick on the mentally handicapped as you are going to rile up the Trig Screw morons again.
Peter Fonda didn't train his grandkids in marksmanship in case Trig starts a class war. He blamed that on my big brown president. I'm sick of ignoring these idiots. They don't represent even the mainstream of their own factions. By holding up more reprehensible examples, we hasten the pace at which otherwise reasonable people will move away from the hate.
Peter Fonda??? Didn't know that.
[/removes Ulee's Gold from Netflix queue]
He's a shitty actor anyway.
Kudos!
One upfist for the Troubledog.
Go, dog, go!
(And I do like that hat, by the way…)
"You know…people…I'm not Black, but there's a whole lotta times
I wish I could say I'm not White."
– Frank Zappa: "Trouble Comin' Every Day" 1966
LonelyMattress? The handle speaks for itself. No one wants to fuck that cunt.
I am laughing so hard right now. Mostly because it's so blatant and ridiculous — someone needs to start telling racists that their racism kind of loses its sting in the 21st Century when it's so blatant — but also because he Twitter handle couldn't be any more the truth. LonelyMattress, indeed, and "Sexy Bitch" my black ass.
BTW, if someone had the temerity to call me a "lazy nigger" to my face in this day and age, depending on the circumstance, I'd probably invite them for a drink (even though I don't).
I'm pretty sure it's K-Lo or Rebecca Mansour.
What used to be vile is now comical, not so much because it's the 21st Century (which a pretty mixed bag so far), but because of Barack Obama. You've got this witless cretin ragging on a gentleman who has twice her IQ, and infintely more class and sophistication, and everybody on the planet knows it. She might as well be proclaiming that the earth is flat, for all the power her words have.
Oh man, why did I click that link? No amount of brain bleach will remove those stains now. Makes me wonder if maybe the Apocalypse wasn't such a bad idea, after all.
Q: Hey! What do you call the historic first Black President of a country struggling for generations to overcome it's own brutal legacy of slavery, exploitation, and social/economic exclusion? Whose centrist policies and emphasis on compromise and inclusion stand in sharp contrast to his predecessor's beligerence? Whose own humble beginnings hi-light an inspiring example of the promise of a Democratic Republic? Whose first act as President was to halt the country's spiraling descent into financial chaos, at great political cost?
A: Nigger.
Over compensating, perhaps? Maybe that thing they say is not true afterall.
Oh, it's twue, it's twue.
Bart O'Bama?
Blazing Saddles ref FTW
*sings*
Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!
Yeah, well…. that was a real monster.
That's what he gets for putting heavy-duty spinners on his whip.
"The Beast" bottomed out? So many Bristol jokes, so little time.
Could have been worse. He could have been riding in a F-750 Screaming Eagle tank-truck replete with nutz and a set of flaps with girls suffering from pointy chesticles. Oh, and fuzzy dice. And a gun rack and curtains in the rear window. And a tailgate net for better mileage.
I think that just about does it.
Needz codpiece.
Car bra?
Texas long horns mounted on the hood? And a tennis ball on the antenna.
Reference GW Bush on the aircraft carrier – "Mission Accomplished." What makes a real President.
But then BH Obama might not need one. http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/bl...
He could have appeared on an aircraft carrier in flight gear and announced "Mission Accomplished", then left the rest of the work to the guy after him.
Don't forget crazy moran wingtard posters and confederate flag
And how 'bout this racist pig bumper sticker I saw last weekend on a souped-up jalopy in New England: Nice color for a truck, but not for a president.
This is my first encounter with the sobriquet "chesticles" and my life is much improved thereby. My compliments to you, sir or madam.
Embarrassing. Where's Joe Biden's motorcade when you need it?
Of course not…his Firebird would just muscle the fuck out of that speed bump.
Would'a caught air, ala Smokey and the Bandit.
Right on
Where's Joe Biden's motorcade when you need it?
Put it this way, Al Zawahari should really talk to his life insurance agent. Soon.
At least no one got killed.
I kind of wondered if Biden's motorcycle killed bin Laden when they were first mentioning his death.
"Where's Joe Biden's motorcade when you need it?"
Doing donuts on McCain's front lawn.
Shake n' bake!
Soooo – no one thought to go out the same way they came in?
Sober? This is Ireland, you know — that would be impolite.
To be fair, sometimes security concerns mean you have to take a different route. Been that way since Roger's Rangers.
Had he been in a Yugo, he would have just popped out of the roof, like Jiffy Pop and the Secret Service could have hacky-sacked it to the garage.
That mental imagery is so beautiful.
She just tosses them off so effortlessly … I am completely jealous.
It only looks like it is effortlessly. Sometimes it hurts my skull and sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and then just cry myself back to sleep.
Somebody needs a hug! Come here.
How many pints of the Irish stout did he have before he got into that beast?
I often wonder how many gallons per mile Barry's Batcar gets.
I'm guessin' that it's powered by a small nuclear reactor to pull all the weight. And props for "Barry's Batcar" also, too.
More like gallons per mile.
Jokes about the size of Michelle's behind in 3…2…1…
Obviously, this wouldn't have happened if there wasn't so much junk in the trunk.
I never thought there was a use for stretch hummers until now.
The BMW had no problem, just sayin'.
BTW, you know who else thought German cars were the best?
Everybody?
p. diddy?
Erwin Rommel?
Actually, Sepp Dietrich.
The guys on Top Gear?
Lee Iacoca?
The French at Dien Bien Phu? All the American vehicles had shrapnel holes in their radiators so were hors de combat (mmm…) but the VWs kept puttering on.
Corporal Clearboy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsRgwP7_3yY&fe...
Taxi drivers in Romania?
(Seriously: so many Benz models as taxis.)
Michael Schumacher ? Before this year..
The limo is lowrider?
Can't you see the tiny chain-link steering wheel?
ENDLESS WAR
Obviously with inadequate hydraulics.
YES WE CAN!
Aue, she was the little Cadillac that Could(n't).
You do know what, "stuck in a driveway" means in Irish slang, don't you?
The bed was already full?
No, tell us!
Caesarian section?
Apples and pears?
Too heavy the TruckNutz.
Taken down by a speed bump. Who'd a thunk it?
That's the last time he leaves the flying unicorn at home.
WIN
Not only that, in the off chance it can't fly in a confined space, it can shit bridges of rainbows to clear obstacles.
Weighted down by the massive brass balls, no doubt. Or maybe just massive rubber truck nutz.
Not a problem — our Barry got Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid to pass healthcare reform, so one more immovable object isn't going to be a big deal.
needs moar publik opshun
Yes, but can't this be used as proof that you can't rely on a single limo system?
this just made me foiking laugh.
I lurved the sound track!
This would've never happened to McCain/Palin
McCain would have made Palin get out and push.
Uh, other way around, I think.
No shit, and then Lil' Ms. Wazilla would have thrown a tantrum when the old man keeled over without accomplishing the impossible feat.
Honestly, Sarah pushing a car. Ha! Sarah has people for that. And by "people for that" I mean anyone within shouting distance to slave away for her.
While Todd would have been doing wheelies on a snow-machine without snow.
Of course. They would never have been in Ireland.
This is Obama's Katrina!
( #732 )
When the next Bush supporter tries to laugh about this, I'm just going to laugh WAY too loud and go "HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bin Laden!!" Then they'll stop laughing.
brilliant!
Or send the foul-ball vid.
Probably Mexican illegals snuck into the trunk and hid there hoping to get out of the US where there are no jobs.
Yugos ran?
Yugo can!
They did for fifteen years ('til they got caught).
Add Ratko Mladic to Barack's take-down list.
The problem is, since everyone on earth knows that the "beast" is the presidents limo, he may as well just have an M-1 Abrams as the limo, bet those fuckers aren't laughing now. better protection too!
The thing was made here in Michigan, and with the amount of armor plating it has, it may as well be a tank.
Ah, but people get touchy about the treadmarks and crushed cars.
Looks like someone ignored the "Severe Tire Damage" sign.
I don't care what anyone says. It's a badass ride.
And if someone should be in a badass ride, it should be the Presnit.
Just needs a leetle more ground clearance. …and spinners
The thing really is. It has 5-inch thick bulletproof glass, ceramic armor, and cellphone jammers. I believe the thing is made here in Detroit, the actual Detroit-Hamtramck plant, the one that makes the Volt.
If it had been an Yugo, it would never havd made the hill.
Someone's getting transfered to Fairbanks to track down caribou poachers.
Surely Obama knows someone in Chicago that can put a nice set of lifts in that baby. The sound system better be killer at least.
I wonder if it's got one of those remote controls that let you bounce the front end up and down.
Then the teabaggers will complain about the government doing business with illegal Mexicans!
Ya, I'm thinkin hydros.
Wow, you just saw this? This was on TV days ago. Well, here in Australia, anyway…
Yeah, I actually saw this a couple days ago too. And I'm in Jesus-Land.
We were busy being enraptured.
Snark does not have a pull-date, as far as we know.
Snark is eternal, and everywhere.
It's sorta like Jebus that way.
Duh…Australia's a day ahead. Isn't it already Thursday there?
That is correct. But they're metric days, so really it's only like Wednesday-point-six on your scale.
1. I don't have TV
2. Oz is in a different planetary timezone anyhow. Doppler shift or something.
“Need a push?” Hahahah, the Irish and their humor.
Humor? I thought they were being serious, in which case the correct response is "Yes, come out to America and push Eric Cantor off that cliff from which he tossed Grandma. Right, cheers, thanks a lot…"
I thought they were being serious, in which case the correct response is "yeah, push THIS" [crotch grope]
fxd, Jersey style
Of course, in the Bush years, all the conservative blogs would be talking about how this shouldn't be allowed on the Youtubes as now Al Qaeda will know exactly how to attack Bush. Now, they will probably put up how to pages.
welllll this is what happens when the brown feller rides in back instead of driving up front the way God and the GOP intended
Driving Miss Michelle?
THUNK!
Love the resounding clunk when Barry gets high-centered on that speed hump. They won't be able to just slap it on the frame-straightener at Earl Scheib to get that fixed.
"That's what the plastic surgeon said to my wife!" (Rimshot)
Probably what it sounded like when the Titanic rammed into the Lusitania. Or was it the other way around?
FTW
Or like when the Lost City of Atlanta sank into the sea (inshalla, a man can only hope), or like when the dinosaurs were wiped out in the Great Flood save for the ones Jesus rode.
And yet another reason why black people shouldn't be trusted with Cadillacs (though this would've never happened had Barry put in some 24's).
You go in a Yugo? No.
Well, this seems a particularly opportune moment to share a classic Irish Ballad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
NSFW: Code fucking red, NSFW. (Only language, no naughty bits)
So those big ass wheels might come in handy once in a while.
Just imagine this man with a steaming pantload, and the comedy will be complete.
was he the one who tweeted about 'fox' and 'blathering'?
I think I'd rather be waterboarded than have to explain anything to this fella.
Maybe we'd be better off using local transportation rather than shipping tons of poorly designed equipment around the world. I'm sure the designers who failed to think about the vehicles clearance did one heckuva job on the armor.
This is a job for Black Dynamite!
Somewhere, in a secret hideout, Michael Steele's special phone is ringing!
Oh, wait — he's Black *Steele*, not Black *Dynamite*.
OK, then — somewhere, in a secret hideout, Rudy Ray Moore's special phone is ringing!
Oh, wait — he's *Dolomite*.
I got nothin'.
I think I've seen the Top Gear guys in more embarrassing situations while driving super-cars in Paris. It makes good television.
Geez, the Real IRA have really lowered their "successful attack" profile:
Sean 1: So da plan is to wait fer 'im to start pullin' in, then da three of us open fire on the motorcade, roit?
Sean 2: Aye. But I've a question. Does it matter what color da paint balls are?
Sean 1: Green, of course, ya feckin' idjit!
Sean 47: I'm sorry, but I still tink dis is much too violent, it ca' turn da community aginst us, aye?
Sean 1: Oy, dis was da best da War Council could come up, you gotta better plan boyo?
Sean 47: Well, I was tinkin' we could raise the grate, yunnow? Make 'is bloody big coach hang up, eh? A powerful blow ta the empire, t'would be.
That is the most satisfying klunk I have ever heard.
This calls for a Nelson Muntz Ha ha!
You know it hurts when you get yer TruckNutz caught in a grate.
I'm just glad someone didn't yell, "GUN that piece o' shite!"
In a constantly changing world, it's nice to know that Ken will come up with an Obama-is-a-douchebag post, no matter what ("Obama’s stupid giant million-ton Cadillac Tank Limo": sure, Barry brought it with him from Chicago just to piss off Cornel West, or something, also, too).
I don't care what I eat, so long as it's always the same. –Wittgenstein
Oh sorry, were your sensibilities wounded by a funny thing that happened somewhere? We'll make sure to tell the Funny Angels not to let any more funny things happen to your crush.
Seriously, some of these fanbois can get so pissy.
Besides, it was Jack who was always picking on our pwecious, pwecious, Hawaiian Shark God.
And, well, much as I like our prez, I gotta admit I miss Jack already. Wonkette Jr is doing very nicely, however.
Sorry, Ken, the thing was funny; you weren't. (Peace offering: 99.9999% of the time, you are.)
I guess it's only because I'm old that I'll spend 6 minutes and 40 seconds of my life watching a video because I'm assuming something is going to happen during the last 20 seconds or so. But that's not the way it works, is it? You kids have some secret signal to indicate that, although the video is 6 minutes and 40 seconds long, nothing happens after the first minute. Is that what the "360p" means?
On of you clever little buggers should invent a computer program that lets you edit videos or something.
Granny getting pushed off the cliff was so much better.
Go back in time and watch the first one instead. It was pretty succinct.
Ha ha.
"Barack Obama Hits Irish Pubs, Gets Raptured By Jesus"
by Wonkette Jr.
9:04 am May 24, 2011
Now we know who was doing the driving.
Guinness good.
OTOH, so far we haven't seen "Barack Obama hits Irish Pubes".
So there's that.
I don't understand – the Mach 5 had a button which would cause the whole car to jump in the air, why can't they have something like that on the President's car?
Someone get Speed Racer on the phone, stat!
Oh, great!
Now I have the Speed Racer theme song stuck in my head!
That's just great!
This is not so good. I mean, it's funny, but what if the Prez's car really needed to get away from somewhere because there was gunfire and stuff? Is it going to get stuck on the speedbumps? And now that Ken has posted this video on the internationally acclaimed Wonkette, doesn't every crazy in the world know how to stop the Presidential limo?
This is a wake-up call.
It's time we went back to the swift and nimble system of the Presidential bicycle motorcade.
(The Segway motorcades didn't work out so well.)
Indeed. The old Lincoln Continental with the 'suicide doors.' Good times.
In an emergency, that thing won't be doing a candy-ass parade-tempo 4mph. It'll fly over those bumps. And look good doing it. .
Ahem. If you look closely you'll see that it actually was not a speed-bump. Those were construction metal plates that raised the normal clearance height. The embassy was probably installing those raise-up-out-of-the-ground posts that are favored for protection against car-bombs and such.
Where is Seal Team 6 when you need them?
In the pub having a pint, cheers lads
Those guys will NEVER AGAIN have to pay for their own drinks.
Ok…which one of those jerk senators filibustered the Irish embassy driveway repair budget?
That's what you get for bailing out GM, the Cadillac just gets even fatter…
So he went there to pick up Osama's body… stashed it in the trunk and, with it being frozen and crabs hangin' on, caused the ass end to be weighted down… that and Michelle's but is SO (perfectly) big.
We stopped the limo and we invented the Lunch Drunk (TM). Take THAT!
Surely, this proves Mr. Obama's moral weakness and turpitude. Never, never will I allow These Wonkettes to live that down, especially when given an opening big enough to fit a presidential stretch Cadillac through, no siree. Nevah.
On second thought, are we sure Biden wasn't driving? 'Cause that would explain ev-er-y-thing.
"Does it have a motor?"
old Yugo commercial
Homer: Now we're in Ireland. Now we're in America. Now we're in Ireland. Now we're in America. Now we're in Ireland. Now we're in America. Now we're in Ireland. Now we're in America.
USMC Embassy guard: [punches Homer in face] HERE IN AMERICA WE DON'T TOLERATE THAT KIND OF CRAP, SIR!
A Yugo is really just a delayed car bomb. Or, was it the Gremlin? I get my old, horribly designed autos confused.
can't this just be a funny thing that happened to the president's too big ass car?
can't we EVER have some nice things?
Big Wheels keep on turnin', proud Barry keep on burnin', 'cause he's rollin'…
So, how long until we hear about the media go on about how this is a metaphor for the entire Obama presidency? Bush had Katrina, and Barry's got his Cadillac stalled on the vomit-encrusted/paved streets of Dublin.
what a bad joke the POLICE STATE USA has now become
Yeah, how horrible that we try to protect the president.
Left wing right wing parakeets?
both parties corrupt to the core
Ride of the Valkyries
glamourdammerung
Israel first
or US first
♩ ♪ 'Bama drove up in brand new Cadillac…
I said, "Jesus Christ, where did you get that Cadilac?"
He said. "Balls to you daddy, i ain't never coming back!" ♩ ♪
Is that the same car they couldn't turn around on Downing Street on a different trip?
A Hover-round would have owned that foreign bump.
This could be a metaphor for the impotence of American power, but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
You'd think Barry could afford AAA.Plus. Gee whiz & golly gee.
Unique method of "product placement" for GM
Not to burst the comedy bubble, but I read that he was actually in the car behind it; this is just the "lead" car.
I assume the presidential limo has a "Shit Happens" bumper sticker.
Only because they got on to Biden for trying to put a "Shit Happens When You Party Naked" sticker there first.
imagine George Bush & Dick Cheney totally stuck in a car in the middle of a terrorist state such as Ireland!
Given the state of the economy, prolly a barrel.
Drugs damaged, also.
Honestly, with him, you have to think drug induced dementia.
Hugs back!
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