Because presidential campaigns are such sausage-fests and political wives are usually pill zombies with frozen smiles, the Washington media must always find some haughty, semi-glamorous and/or drunken daughter of a candidate to find reasons to write about. Whether it’s the Bush Twins or Meghan McCain or that one grown-up daughter of John Kerry’s who once appeared in public wearing a dress that looked sheer in a single flash photograph, you can always count on the campaign press corps to come up with a girl to fit this modern requirement. Who will it be this year?
A very anonymous newspaper man sends us this picture and suggests the 2012 haughty campaign daughter role will go to young Miss Liddy Huntsman, daughter of alleged GOP candidate Jon Huntsman. Liddy seems to have the Meg McCain thing going, circa 2007-08. Liddy has a Twitter too, allegedly, where she types messages about loving those pricey shoes that were so popular with the ladies on Sex and the City.
She’s unemployed but travels the country a lot, doing fun things. She is also kind of funny! So, expect Liddy Huntsman to be trying out at Wonkette like all the other unemployed college grads on the East Coast. [Liddy Huntsman Twitter]
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Lookit them forearms. That's a MAN, baby! She should be called Popeye, not Liddy.
I'd like to Olive Oyl her up.
Just make sure you "satisfy" her before you get yours, or she'll beat the shit out of you.
Oh, that's not a problem.
/opens new tab for UltimateSurrender.com
Fixed.
BTW, what's the code for a strikeout? I is strikeout?
[strike] [/strike] except angle brackets.
I was going to say she's got some Macho Man forearms clutching her nervous baby belly.
Too soon!
Tennis. Hours and hours of tennis.
I'll have to excuse myself to go to Google to search for "Caroline Wozniacki".
She's not quite Seren Williamsesque. That woman could pummel me to a pulp.
Vaguely attractive looking daughter of possible Republican candidate we've never heard of before. May or may not have suspiciously muscly arms. But is blonde and wears sunglasses. I can remember Wonkette going all woozy over a certain "hot" governor of Alaska. Ok so some of you are heterosexual. I am too. But I can walk down the street and see someone better looking than this (I'm in China at the moment so that's so much of a given it's not funny). I can walk down the street and see asses to die for. Haven't seen Russia yet, but you can't have everything.
"But I can walk down the street and see someone better looking than this "
I was thinking along the same lines! I too live in China.
Seems like insufficient rackitude.
And here I was just wondering if she were a real blonde, because I c'dn't see her eyebrows.
If that were so, she'd be taking the junior thing seriously.
Here I would've thought Liddy Hunts Man would be one of Cheney's girls.
The Cheney girls have no interest in hunting *men*.
Isn't one of Cheney's girls from the Native tribe "Dances With Beaver?" I forget who's gay anymore.
Yes, but I meant hunt in the with-a-shotgun sense, not that way.
Just like dear ol' dad?!
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter."
If you're wondering why her bag looks bigger than she is, it's because she uses it to smuggle Chinese dissidents out of the country for the CIA. Either that or its full of Chinese iPad knockoffs.
I wonder if that's a Gucci or Prada that her dad picked up in China for her, cheap.
The bag is big because it's hiding her profile – check out the pattern of her blouse at the waistline and you realize she's quite pregnant.
Daughter?
Right.
She and Megs McCain have a lot in common:
They both twitter.
They both like expensive shoes.
They both like sticking foot-long things in their mouths.
Neither have curtains that match the drapes.
That's not entirely fair. The hair on my hand is a sandy, dishwater blonde, but my chest hair, & such, is black. & none of it is dyed/highlit.
Now I am going to be stuck all day with the vision of your being in a salon with little pieces of tin foil stuck to your chest hair while some beautician paints peroxide with a tiny brush. You should at least add some auburn to the hair around your nipple buds to highlight them. My sister does!
Possibly apocraphal, but I remember the tale of a gal from my high-school grad class who had ordered tea at a local 'raunt favoured by the teens (at the time), finished it, then, to get a refill (which was not free, for tea), plucked a hair from her nipple & put it in the cup, claiming the staff had sabotaged the drink. She got the refill, for free. Maybe the whole meal, too? (Who knows? Like I said, the story is prolly a falsehood.)
I wonder, would asking her, "Baby, let me be your Turkey Tom?", work at picking her up?
She had a job but quit so she could challenge the guy who gave her the job for his job.
We all need goals in life don't we?
She looks glamorously preggers to me. Either that, or she's got a beer belly going.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=wasatch%…
I think it's just today's crappy fashion.
Wonkette Jr., I don't know your gender but I do know you're of easy virtue.
Us Wonketteers are faithfully devoted to Meghan McCain, the only GOP daughter glamorous, busty, dimwitted, and ungainfully employed enough to win our hearts. Once we made her cry, we knew she was ours forever.
Classic abusive relationship: we snark her because we love her.
Meghan, the last thing we'd ever want to do is hurt you. Of course it's still on the list of things to do, it's just down near the bottom.
___________________
[w/apologies to the commenter who proffered this first]
Yes. There can only be one. Well, two, I guess, depending which part of McCain we are technically devoted to.
I dunno, as much as I loves me some Megs McCabe, I'm not beyond inspecting Liddy's ta-tas, too, also.
That was basically how I met my previous girlfriend, so, yeah.
Meh. Wake me when she's got Megs' assets and wants to rebel against Daddy by reading MoJo and attending labor rallies.
MoJo has a fairly solid arts page, in the back. & it seems Liddy might be hip enough — prolly listens to Mumford & Sons (which sounds vaguely Mormon, anyway), possibly reads Mc Sweeney's — already to be perusing that, at least.
If she'd go topless, she could be pres. of the Wobblies!
Wobblies, Jigglies, it's all good.
It may be the picture, but it kinda looks like she's got the banjo-ass going on.
I told y'all W. Jr. was a chick. Only a chick would think a Jimmy Choo joke is the least bit amusing. True fact, the International Olympic Committee uses Jimmy Choo shoe jokes to test the gender of supposedly "female" athletes, if they are amused, they are chicks.
This here Liddy Huntsman, holy fucking shit, does she have the haughty going on or what? She has the haughty of old, inherited wealth, combined with the haughty of hot blond, she is haughty squared. Damn, would I hit that, in some deeply degrading anf humiliating posture, preferably.
"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"
Better do some research before making a commitment like that, Prommie:
http://www.ksl.com/emedia/slc/132/13282/1328226.j…
http://www.powerinyou.org/ambassadors/focus.html?…
How many insipid aphorisms can you write into a single article? This article gives me a new standard for church bulletins/homilies/self-help seminars.
I can't stands it, I tell you.
Maybe she'd go for a Utah Steamer, or a Brigham Sanchez.
So wait, you're proposing to replace the Turing test with the Jimmy Choo test?
Who's that dirty old man with his hand on her back, and missing half his head?
"It's Hard out Here for a Pimp"
Being from Utah, I'm sure Liddy has heard the
Black
Osama?
Oh sad. He can't even rate full head. Obviously his daughter was spared as she has 3/4 head. Maybe she got head from her Mother??
Say, every time I turn it loose
Your cats come down & cook my goose
When I start, I just can't stop
But if you keep this up, you're going to blow your top
I really hope she blows her top… Oh, I pray, a light breeze is going to come!
Has Huntsman named his other children "G' and "Gordon" yet?
Someone needs to talk to Wonkette, Jr., about proper alignment of those arrows.
Pointing at bust &… [censored]… I think.
I will be interested when she decides to rebel against her strict Mormon upbringing by blowing random strangers. I can be as random as necessary.
Trump bait.
She's a little too english-speaking to appeal to Trump
True enough; Newt bait.
WIN
Her Dad's a good-looking Patrician backstabber, but I'm sure she's a lovely girl.
Also, Wiki says…
"He is also a self-proclaimed fan of the progressive rock genre and played keyboards during high school in a band named "Wizard"….Huntsman also joined REO Speedwagon on the piano for two songs during their concert at the Utah State Fair on September 16, 2005."
Lovingly fondles his dog-eared cardboard gatefolds alone at night in his privy chambers while wearing his mammoth Koss Stereophones, does he? Not in my America!!
You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can't Tuna Bitch
This is one of those "I wish I could give you more fists" things.
I am only reassured if he played "Can't Fight This Feeling."
"Huntsman also joined REO Speedwagon on the piano for two songs during their concert at the Utah State Fair on September 16, 2005."
So your basically saying he hates good music?
Better taste in music than most dads. & certainly, better taste than the Republican field. & keyboards trump bass for intergrality (sorry, Huckabee) — just ask Bon Jovi.
Keyboards Trump Bass. Worst lounge/dub act ever.
"Spirit in the Sky" is still in heavy rotation in Utah, so he doesn't have much to judge good music by.
Do the Mormons not get that the song's meant to be ironic?
So is Colbert.Or is he?
Who cares? I'll sing along to Norman any time.
Pffft, she's wearing flats. Next!
The Jimmies make flats? More likely J Crew ballet slippers. Double-next!
She Twittered because she received junk email? Wow, Republican children could sure use more attention. Is there an upscale Chuck E. Cheese where she can rent some friends?
Don't be mean: I love Jimmy John's too. The sandwich spread/mayonnaise type spread is heavenly.
They are walking in China!
She's probably p.o.'ed that he didn't specialize in France so she could live in Paris as the American ambassador's daughter.
I would have given her a Shanghai Surprise.
She looks like Daddy just told her that no, she can't take the car to the mall, and no, she can't use his Amex, her Discover card is good enough!
Do Discover cards still exist?
They repealed the "Save the Endangered Discover Card" act of 1998.
They run those annoying ads on TV featuring a customer service rep in Siberia named Peggy.
The body language says, "I'm feeling bitchy. Leave me the fuck alone."
She's undoubtedly, and rightfully, pissed that Dad is playing pocket pool while inappropriately fondling her back in public.
You can't blame Megz for her poor metabolism. It's in the genes. I bet, in fact, it will take her FIVE AND AN HALF YEARS at Snap Fitness to get to a slender figure.
She's probably the only one who gets the flu and gains weight.
I thought that was called morning sickness.
Wonder how she feels about chocolate jimmies?
Is that like a donkey punch or cleveland steamer?
deit: do not google if you don't know what they are.
I was thinking crabs.
Needs more anchor tattoo.
Is her magic underwear Prada or Gucci?
Do they sell 'em at Nordstrom's? (That's the Macy's of the West Coast/Rockies, right?)
Do they sell them in a Japanese vending machine?
I wish!
Maybe there's a business opportunity there for you!
Judging from her rather ample derriere, I'd wager Lane Bryant.
Torrid.
mmmmmmmm….. ample derrière……..
She looks like she more than occasionally doubts her faith.
Isn't dad Jon Huntsman about as Mormon as Barack is Church of God in Christ (or whatever denomination it was that he attended (I don't know, don't recall, don't care to; all Protestants look alike to my Catholic self, i.e. they're hellbound))?
When you're a Mormon, you're either full-tilt Mormon or excommunicated Mormon. There isn't such a thing as culturally/casually Mormon.
You'd think with all her daddy's bazillions, she could at least afford to maintain her fake blonde hair. Nothing says class more than looking like a cross between Brittany Spears & Lindsey Lohan.
Some folks like the "racing stripe."
Your headline led me to believe this would be the exciting story of discovery of another leading Republican's love child! Such a tease. Please keep investigating, they're out there, though they may not be all that hot/ glamorous.
What's up with the body language? Those crossed arms scream: "Gaaaaahhh! Browns! Get away from Liddy, browns!"
Liddy Dole will be so proud…
I'm not seeing "glamor" here. I see a Megs Doppelganger.
Nah, I'm not seeing the Doppelgangers.
Maybe we should wait for her to do something dumb before we gang-rape her.
Be sure to check the air in your spare tire.
now we're going to be in trouble again.
Her tweet implies consent.
we're going to have see this photo in a bikini and lei if she wants to compete with the brown daughters.
Or a photo of her drunk, lying on a sidewalk with her crotch exposed if she wants to compete with the Bush daughters.
by the way, i meant the SCOTT BROWN daughters. not the obamas.
as far as i know, the obama girls have never had a misstep. though that will likely change as the teenage years loom.
ack.
We all knew that. Even without the capital for the last name.
Haha, presidential candidates and their families. What a joke.
Yes. That's what we do here.
On behalf of the rest of the Wonkeratti, let me be the first to welcome Liddy Huntsman to her first public ridiculing at the hands of Wonkette. Ridicule, ridicule, ridicule. You can ask Meghan for helpful hints on handling it. Bonus is we will also make lewd comments and openly lust for you.
When did Megs get adopted by the Huntsman family?
Meh? I've seen more fuckable republican daughters.
& according to Jon Huntsman's wiki entry, he has two daughters older than Liddy.
PostPicsPLZkTHNXbai.
Those dark pants really hide her cameltoe.
The guy in jeans and a sport coat walking in the street to avoid Liddy and Daddy.
Now, how's about a sexy photo of Sheriff Joe's pregnant drug-dealing immigrant- smuggling deputy. "Just human nature" whimpers Maricopa's reigning dickhead.
or anywhere near as nice!
I can't really tell from that picture.
It will start with her as Rachel's fill-in host. Sure, Megz is not a serious newswoman, but remember, Olbermann used to have Brian Unger fill-in as host of Countdown for him — & Brian's news experience was Kilborn-era Daily Show correspondent. & even Alison Stewart was just an MTV News jock before moving to MSNBC.
On the downside, she doesn't appear to be blessed with Megger's luscious tits…
The ones that look like a pair of fried eggs are cute, too.
Gopherit, we need a fashionable appearance from you-know-who, so she can analyze this picture and either verify Liddy's "fashion cred," or be forever stained as a consumer who buys expensive things.
Voldemort?
Sorry. I know who you meant, I just couldn't resist.
Neilist knew guns and couture?
Renaissance Man!
this is off topic, but i am so pleased to watch wingnuts heads explode at the royal treatment bams our black man in DC is getting in merry old england.
though to be fair, george bush couldn't have addressed parliament as he didn't really speak english.
Neither does Barack. Nor do any of the rest of us.
I suppose an Indian or Pakistani American might get grandfathered, though. (Should have sent for Jindal?)
I was on Breitbart and commented on the multitudes that filled the Irish streets to hear Obama's speech. They replied "Multitude! OH RIGHT! Who do you think he is THE MESSIAH??!! What a HOOT!" They could not be made to believe that documentary evidence in photographic and video formats existed to clearly illustrate that "multitude" was a perfectly applicable term.
you are a courageous wonketteer. (seriously) i cannot brave those sites.
i can barely brave the comment stream on the economist.
I often waste my time in the Guardian's Comment Is Free section.
Where do you get these tapeworms?
Beef not cooked long enough, just like trychinosis from poorly cooked pork. Semi-raw moose like they have at the Wasilla Diner? Maybe.
Come on, Liddy! Be a sport!
Daughter? Is that what they are calling sister wives now?
Liddy, darling, word to the wise from a fellow fashionista. Too many of those Jimmy Johns, and I guarantee you won't be able to squeeze in to those Jimmy Choos. Just saying.
Love, EQ
Damn Barb, that was ice cold. (He says, after laughing hysterically for five minutes flat.)
Thanks!
"Because presidential campaigns are such sausage-fests and political wives are usually pill zombies with frozen smiles…"
Definitely the best Wonkette line so far this week… bang up job Jr.
And then we will love her most of all………..
If Meghan did all that, she'd look like me.
I like Meghan and Bristol and the rest of the children of politicians. Well, not all the rest — Dubya is the child of politician. So is MIttens. Also various Kennedys, Cuomos, Browns. Did I mention Dubya? Nevermind, I hate children of politicians.
Don't forget Cokie Roberts
Oh G-d, I'd just successfully forgotten her!
She has a very exotic look. Louisiana just isn't like the rest of the South. (Too Catholic? Too French, still?)
Cuntsman
MOAR BOOBZ NEEDED!
Liddy's posture screams: I have everything I ever wanted in my life and I hate life.
After reading about how important Vitamin D may be for the prevention of cancer, she should wear a sundress… but only if it's cute.
"Possible Glamorous Daughter of GOP Candidate Discovered"
Impossible. That requires heterosexual sex with a woman old enough to become pregnant. More likely he was just stalking Lindsey Lohan to try to find her dealer.
Now, it can also result from the beard getting lonely and seeking companionship from the pool boy.
Liddy, who's your daddy? No really; who the hell is that guy, and why should we care?
If one of the Republican presidential candidates would adopt Pippa Middleton, I might consider voting for him/her (Michele Bachman, I'm talking to you!).
"…one grown-up daughter of John Kerry’s who once appeared in public wearing a dress that looked sheer…"
Hey Junior… it would be a lot easier if you would provide direct links to pictures of hot girls in sheer dresses or any hot girls when you mention them…
Thanks!
Da (lazy) Rooster
Somebody forgot to tell Liddy that Mormons aren't allowed to sulk. But don't tell her–look at the size of those forearms. She has man arms, man.
"Our sound is hyooge!"
Lookit, Ma, it's Cooter Liddy!
I'd beg her pardon.
Now, I have van Halen's "Top Jimmy" running thru my head.
Top Jizzmy cooks
Top Jizzmy swings
Etc…
Thanks… it IS better than "Stupid Republicans Suck" or "Fuck the Sick and Poor" which is usually running through our heads…
(I have long been a huge VH fan forever… and that is one of their best songs.)
I'm sure there's a bloody head in that bag… no?! … just trying to put some glamor into the campaign…
She hasn't done anything worthy of mockery yet. Every person her age has a twitter account (if my sister and her friends are an indication) that they use to twat about dumb crap.
I'll reserve my snide, catty remarks for when she decides she's a reporter a la Megs or otherwise acts like a douchey, privileged twit.
Wait a minute, isn't Liddy about old enough to be serving her stint as a missionary? Don't worry, Liddy, children of the wealthy usually get the plum assignments. Ask Mittens…
Only Mormon boys do that missionary thing.
Girls prefer reverse cowgirl. Or scissoring, if they're in a plural marriage.
You WTF (Won the Future).
I could swear I'd been trolled by Mormon girls before…
Is he even allowed to speak ill of fellow Mormons?
Wonkette Jr. is obviously a snarky girl, the comments are chick-like, or maybe a young gay man.
Ken cloned Jack?
My dad used to work for Huntsman Corp. They'd send out a family photo for their Christmas card every year showing the 20 kids, 923 grandkids and 12141 great grandkids. EVERY SINGLE FEMALE in the family looks like this. Even the ones who married into it.
That's why they all have tattoos — so you can tell 'em apart.
("Turn over for a minute, honey … I just want to check something.")
If this was Jeopardy, it would look like this:
Q: Meghan McCain after the Dachau Diet Plan.
A: Who is LIddy Huntsman?
TERRIBLE NEWS: Looks like Liddy has deleted her Twitter account!
She'll be back. They always are. How many time does the average person "quit" facebook, say?
Hook worms don't work that well. Get the tape worm.
http://www.dearelder.com/index/inc_name/Mormon_Mi…
Oh, fine, you with all your facts and accuracy – girls do missionary work but the ones that come to the door are the boy ones.
In any case, if you're hoping for a home-visit from the glamorous young Liddy, don't hold your breath.
Well… um… you know… they still make bags right?
Thanks though, 'cuz like most guys I wouldn't go face first lookin' anyways.
Wow, Twitter account gone already! WHAT IS SHE HIDING???
So Jimmy Choo and Jimmy Johns are her two zhongguo nanpengyou?
Wake up, sheeple! Don't you realize what that (L) stands for?!
Yes, she represents the republic of Lesbos, if you know what I mean.
She looks like a real happy camper!
talk to her re military opportunities
So, um, a Google image search for "Libby Huntsman" turns up, in fairly short order, this:
http://uppitywoman08.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/…
Be afraid, be very afraid.
I didn't see the Jimmy Johns coming. I was thinking more along the lines of Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and/or Jimmy Cap.
Welcome to Wonkette, G. Gordon Liddy Huntsman. You don't know us yet, but you will come to love us.
Jimmy Two Times!
"a dress that LOOKED sheer?"
Oh – Ugh. Also.
Looks a little preggers to me. Is there a Mr. Liddy?
Does Ann Coulter know she's around yet? She younger than Megan McCain so Ann will have to look even more like a crack addict to call Liddy "FAT"
This will probably happen shortly after the first all-silicon person attains self-awareness.
Just took a quick peak at the twins. Seems I'd have to pay for my tea.
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