IT GIRL 2012?  10:33 am May 25, 2011

Possible Glamorous Daughter of GOP Candidate Discovered

by Wonkette Jr.

Sassy!Because presidential campaigns are such sausage-fests and political wives are usually pill zombies with frozen smiles, the Washington media must always find some haughty, semi-glamorous and/or drunken daughter of a candidate to find reasons to write about. Whether it’s the Bush Twins or Meghan McCain or that one grown-up daughter of John Kerry’s who once appeared in public wearing a dress that looked sheer in a single flash photograph, you can always count on the campaign press corps to come up with a girl to fit this modern requirement. Who will it be this year?

A very anonymous newspaper man sends us this picture and suggests the 2012 haughty campaign daughter role will go to young Miss Liddy Huntsman, daughter of alleged GOP candidate Jon Huntsman. Liddy seems to have the Meg McCain thing going, circa 2007-08. Liddy has a Twitter too, allegedly, where she types messages about loving those pricey shoes that were so popular with the ladies on Sex and the City.

And what is Jimmy Carter, chopped liver?She’s unemployed but travels the country a lot, doing fun things. She is also kind of funny! So, expect Liddy Huntsman to be trying out at Wonkette like all the other unemployed college grads on the East Coast. [Liddy Huntsman Twitter]

 

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BaldarTFlagass May 25, 2011 at 10:35 am

Lookit them forearms. That's a MAN, baby! She should be called Popeye, not Liddy.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 10:42 am

I'd like to Olive Oyl her up.

BaldarTFlagass May 25, 2011 at 10:44 am

Just make sure you "satisfy" her before you get yours, or she'll beat the shit out of you.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 10:46 am

Oh, that's not a problem.

/opens new tab for UltimateSurrender.com

Negropolis May 26, 2011 at 2:12 am

Just make sure you "satisfy" her before you get yours, and she'll beat the shit out of you.

Fixed.

BTW, what's the code for a strikeout? I is strikeout?

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 2:28 am

[strike] [/strike] except angle brackets.

Weenus299 May 25, 2011 at 11:05 am

I was going to say she's got some Macho Man forearms clutching her nervous baby belly.

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 11:20 am

Too soon!

Biel_ze_Bubba May 25, 2011 at 11:05 am

Tennis. Hours and hours of tennis.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:24 am

I'll have to excuse myself to go to Google to search for "Caroline Wozniacki".

Negropolis May 26, 2011 at 2:13 am

She's not quite Seren Williamsesque. That woman could pummel me to a pulp.

Numbat_Dundee May 25, 2011 at 6:54 pm

Vaguely attractive looking daughter of possible Republican candidate we've never heard of before. May or may not have suspiciously muscly arms. But is blonde and wears sunglasses. I can remember Wonkette going all woozy over a certain "hot" governor of Alaska. Ok so some of you are heterosexual. I am too. But I can walk down the street and see someone better looking than this (I'm in China at the moment so that's so much of a given it's not funny). I can walk down the street and see asses to die for. Haven't seen Russia yet, but you can't have everything.

zhubajie May 25, 2011 at 7:05 pm

"But I can walk down the street and see someone better looking than this "

I was thinking along the same lines! I too live in China.

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 2:29 am

Seems like insufficient rackitude.

zhubajie May 25, 2011 at 7:03 pm

And here I was just wondering if she were a real blonde, because I c'dn't see her eyebrows.

bagofmice May 25, 2011 at 10:36 am

If that were so, she'd be taking the junior thing seriously.

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 10:36 am

Here I would've thought Liddy Hunts Man would be one of Cheney's girls.

CZL May 25, 2011 at 10:40 am

The Cheney girls have no interest in hunting *men*.

Barb May 25, 2011 at 10:44 am

Isn't one of Cheney's girls from the Native tribe "Dances With Beaver?" I forget who's gay anymore.

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 10:57 am

Yes, but I meant hunt in the with-a-shotgun sense, not that way.

chicken_thief May 25, 2011 at 11:08 am

Just like dear ol' dad?!

jqheywood May 25, 2011 at 11:14 am

"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter."

Serolf_Divad May 25, 2011 at 10:39 am

If you're wondering why her bag looks bigger than she is, it's because she uses it to smuggle Chinese dissidents out of the country for the CIA. Either that or its full of Chinese iPad knockoffs.

BaldarTFlagass May 25, 2011 at 11:10 am

I wonder if that's a Gucci or Prada that her dad picked up in China for her, cheap.

sussemilch May 25, 2011 at 4:47 pm

The bag is big because it's hiding her profile – check out the pattern of her blouse at the waistline and you realize she's quite pregnant.

Monsieur_Grumpe May 25, 2011 at 10:39 am

Daughter?
Right.

SexySmurf May 25, 2011 at 10:40 am

She and Megs McCain have a lot in common:
They both twitter.
They both like expensive shoes.
They both like sticking foot-long things in their mouths.

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 10:46 am

Neither have curtains that match the drapes.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:05 am

That's not entirely fair. The hair on my hand is a sandy, dishwater blonde, but my chest hair, & such, is black. & none of it is dyed/highlit.

Barb May 25, 2011 at 11:10 am

Now I am going to be stuck all day with the vision of your being in a salon with little pieces of tin foil stuck to your chest hair while some beautician paints peroxide with a tiny brush. You should at least add some auburn to the hair around your nipple buds to highlight them. My sister does!

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:26 am

Possibly apocraphal, but I remember the tale of a gal from my high-school grad class who had ordered tea at a local 'raunt favoured by the teens (at the time), finished it, then, to get a refill (which was not free, for tea), plucked a hair from her nipple & put it in the cup, claiming the staff had sabotaged the drink. She got the refill, for free. Maybe the whole meal, too? (Who knows? Like I said, the story is prolly a falsehood.)

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 10:47 am

I wonder, would asking her, "Baby, let me be your Turkey Tom?", work at picking her up?

iburl May 25, 2011 at 10:40 am

She had a job but quit so she could challenge the guy who gave her the job for his job.

snoopyfan2010 May 25, 2011 at 12:42 pm

We all need goals in life don't we?

Callyson May 25, 2011 at 10:41 am

She looks glamorously preggers to me. Either that, or she's got a beer belly going.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:06 am
justkillmenow May 25, 2011 at 1:23 pm

I think it's just today's crappy fashion.

el_donaldo May 25, 2011 at 10:42 am

Wonkette Jr., I don't know your gender but I do know you're of easy virtue.

Us Wonketteers are faithfully devoted to Meghan McCain, the only GOP daughter glamorous, busty, dimwitted, and ungainfully employed enough to win our hearts. Once we made her cry, we knew she was ours forever.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 10:48 am

Classic abusive relationship: we snark her because we love her.

V572..whatever May 25, 2011 at 11:25 am

Meghan, the last thing we'd ever want to do is hurt you. Of course it's still on the list of things to do, it's just down near the bottom.
___________________
[w/apologies to the commenter who proffered this first]

anniegetyerfun May 25, 2011 at 10:51 am

Yes. There can only be one. Well, two, I guess, depending which part of McCain we are technically devoted to.

LesBontemps May 25, 2011 at 11:44 am

I dunno, as much as I loves me some Megs McCabe, I'm not beyond inspecting Liddy's ta-tas, too, also.

mumbly_joe May 25, 2011 at 1:45 pm

That was basically how I met my previous girlfriend, so, yeah.

CZL May 25, 2011 at 10:42 am

Meh. Wake me when she's got Megs' assets and wants to rebel against Daddy by reading MoJo and attending labor rallies.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 10:50 am

MoJo has a fairly solid arts page, in the back. & it seems Liddy might be hip enough — prolly listens to Mumford & Sons (which sounds vaguely Mormon, anyway), possibly reads Mc Sweeney's — already to be perusing that, at least.

zhubajie May 25, 2011 at 7:08 pm

If she'd go topless, she could be pres. of the Wobblies!

trondant May 25, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Wobblies, Jigglies, it's all good.

BaldarTFlagass May 25, 2011 at 10:42 am

It may be the picture, but it kinda looks like she's got the banjo-ass going on.

prommie May 25, 2011 at 10:42 am

I told y'all W. Jr. was a chick. Only a chick would think a Jimmy Choo joke is the least bit amusing. True fact, the International Olympic Committee uses Jimmy Choo shoe jokes to test the gender of supposedly "female" athletes, if they are amused, they are chicks.

This here Liddy Huntsman, holy fucking shit, does she have the haughty going on or what? She has the haughty of old, inherited wealth, combined with the haughty of hot blond, she is haughty squared. Damn, would I hit that, in some deeply degrading anf humiliating posture, preferably.

jus_wonderin May 25, 2011 at 11:05 am

"Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"

V572..whatever May 25, 2011 at 11:27 am

Better do some research before making a commitment like that, Prommie:
http://www.ksl.com/emedia/slc/132/13282/1328226.j
http://www.powerinyou.org/ambassadors/focus.html?…

Nothingisamiss May 25, 2011 at 11:38 am

How many insipid aphorisms can you write into a single article? This article gives me a new standard for church bulletins/homilies/self-help seminars.

I can't stands it, I tell you.

Beetagger May 25, 2011 at 12:57 pm

Maybe she'd go for a Utah Steamer, or a Brigham Sanchez.

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 2:32 am

So wait, you're proposing to replace the Turing test with the Jimmy Choo test?

flamingpdog May 25, 2011 at 10:43 am

Who's that dirty old man with his hand on her back, and missing half his head?

donner_froh May 25, 2011 at 10:46 am

"It's Hard out Here for a Pimp"

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 10:52 am

Being from Utah, I'm sure Liddy has heard the
Black
Samoan Snake Moan.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

Osama?

jus_wonderin May 25, 2011 at 11:12 am

Oh sad. He can't even rate full head. Obviously his daughter was spared as she has 3/4 head. Maybe she got head from her Mother??

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 10:45 am

Say, every time I turn it loose
Your cats come down & cook my goose
When I start, I just can't stop
But if you keep this up, you're going to blow your top

I really hope she blows her top… Oh, I pray, a light breeze is going to come!

EatsBabyDingos May 25, 2011 at 10:46 am

Has Huntsman named his other children "G' and "Gordon" yet?

flamingpdog May 25, 2011 at 10:46 am

Someone needs to talk to Wonkette, Jr., about proper alignment of those arrows.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:12 am

Pointing at bust &… [censored]… I think.

donner_froh May 25, 2011 at 10:48 am

I will be interested when she decides to rebel against her strict Mormon upbringing by blowing random strangers. I can be as random as necessary.

Poindexter718 May 25, 2011 at 10:48 am

Trump bait.

jaytingle May 25, 2011 at 3:08 pm

She's a little too english-speaking to appeal to Trump

Poindexter718 May 25, 2011 at 4:18 pm

True enough; Newt bait.

Negropolis May 26, 2011 at 2:23 am

WIN

Chet Kincaid May 25, 2011 at 10:49 am

Her Dad's a good-looking Patrician backstabber, but I'm sure she's a lovely girl.

Also, Wiki says…

"He is also a self-proclaimed fan of the progressive rock genre and played keyboards during high school in a band named "Wizard"….Huntsman also joined REO Speedwagon on the piano for two songs during their concert at the Utah State Fair on September 16, 2005."

Lovingly fondles his dog-eared cardboard gatefolds alone at night in his privy chambers while wearing his mammoth Koss Stereophones, does he? Not in my America!!

BaldarTFlagass May 25, 2011 at 10:54 am

You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can't Tuna Bitch

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 2:36 am

This is one of those "I wish I could give you more fists" things.

KeepFnThatChicken May 25, 2011 at 10:58 am

I am only reassured if he played "Can't Fight This Feeling."

CapeClod May 25, 2011 at 11:06 am

"Huntsman also joined REO Speedwagon on the piano for two songs during their concert at the Utah State Fair on September 16, 2005."

So your basically saying he hates good music?

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:13 am

Better taste in music than most dads. & certainly, better taste than the Republican field. & keyboards trump bass for intergrality (sorry, Huckabee) — just ask Bon Jovi.

Chet Kincaid May 25, 2011 at 11:21 am

Keyboards Trump Bass. Worst lounge/dub act ever.

AJW@[redacted] May 25, 2011 at 12:13 pm

"Spirit in the Sky" is still in heavy rotation in Utah, so he doesn't have much to judge good music by.

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 12:27 pm

Do the Mormons not get that the song's meant to be ironic?

AJW@[redacted] May 25, 2011 at 12:58 pm

So is Colbert.Or is he?

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 2:35 am

Who cares? I'll sing along to Norman any time.

simplyblue7 May 25, 2011 at 10:50 am

Pffft, she's wearing flats. Next!

jaytingle May 25, 2011 at 3:09 pm

The Jimmies make flats? More likely J Crew ballet slippers. Double-next!

KeepFnThatChicken May 25, 2011 at 10:50 am

She Twittered because she received junk email? Wow, Republican children could sure use more attention. Is there an upscale Chuck E. Cheese where she can rent some friends?

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:14 am

Don't be mean: I love Jimmy John's too. The sandwich spread/mayonnaise type spread is heavenly.

DerrickWildcat May 25, 2011 at 10:50 am

They are walking in China!

Terry May 25, 2011 at 11:09 am

She's probably p.o.'ed that he didn't specialize in France so she could live in Paris as the American ambassador's daughter.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:29 am

I would have given her a Shanghai Surprise.

GuyClinch May 25, 2011 at 10:50 am

She looks like Daddy just told her that no, she can't take the car to the mall, and no, she can't use his Amex, her Discover card is good enough!

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 10:54 am

Do Discover cards still exist?

jus_wonderin May 25, 2011 at 11:07 am

They repealed the "Save the Endangered Discover Card" act of 1998.

Terry May 25, 2011 at 11:07 am

They run those annoying ads on TV featuring a customer service rep in Siberia named Peggy.

proudgrampa May 25, 2011 at 10:51 am

The body language says, "I'm feeling bitchy. Leave me the fuck alone."

chicken_thief May 25, 2011 at 11:12 am

She's undoubtedly, and rightfully, pissed that Dad is playing pocket pool while inappropriately fondling her back in public.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 10:51 am

You can't blame Megz for her poor metabolism. It's in the genes. I bet, in fact, it will take her FIVE AND AN HALF YEARS at Snap Fitness to get to a slender figure.

Barb May 25, 2011 at 10:53 am

She's probably the only one who gets the flu and gains weight.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:11 am

I thought that was called morning sickness.

PsycWench May 25, 2011 at 10:52 am

Wonder how she feels about chocolate jimmies?

KeepFnThatChicken May 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

Is that like a donkey punch or cleveland steamer?

deit: do not google if you don't know what they are.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:14 am

I was thinking crabs.

BaldarTFlagass May 25, 2011 at 10:52 am

Needs more anchor tattoo.

Chillwaver May 25, 2011 at 10:52 am

Is her magic underwear Prada or Gucci?

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:15 am

Do they sell 'em at Nordstrom's? (That's the Macy's of the West Coast/Rockies, right?)

PhilippePetain May 25, 2011 at 1:44 pm

Do they sell them in a Japanese vending machine?

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 3:18 pm

I wish!

zhubajie May 25, 2011 at 7:25 pm

Maybe there's a business opportunity there for you!

elviouslyqueer May 25, 2011 at 11:23 am

Judging from her rather ample derriere, I'd wager Lane Bryant.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:30 am

Torrid.

PhilippePetain May 25, 2011 at 4:49 pm

mmmmmmmm….. ample derrière……..

aguacatero May 25, 2011 at 10:53 am

She looks like she more than occasionally doubts her faith.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 12:02 pm

Isn't dad Jon Huntsman about as Mormon as Barack is Church of God in Christ (or whatever denomination it was that he attended (I don't know, don't recall, don't care to; all Protestants look alike to my Catholic self, i.e. they're hellbound))?

Negropolis May 26, 2011 at 2:28 am

When you're a Mormon, you're either full-tilt Mormon or excommunicated Mormon. There isn't such a thing as culturally/casually Mormon.

Texan_Bulldog May 25, 2011 at 10:53 am

You'd think with all her daddy's bazillions, she could at least afford to maintain her fake blonde hair. Nothing says class more than looking like a cross between Brittany Spears & Lindsey Lohan.

BaldarTFlagass May 25, 2011 at 10:59 am

Some folks like the "racing stripe."

Gertrudis10 May 25, 2011 at 10:54 am

Your headline led me to believe this would be the exciting story of discovery of another leading Republican's love child! Such a tease. Please keep investigating, they're out there, though they may not be all that hot/ glamorous.

freakishlywrong May 25, 2011 at 10:54 am

What's up with the body language? Those crossed arms scream: "Gaaaaahhh! Browns! Get away from Liddy, browns!"

Maman May 25, 2011 at 10:54 am

Liddy Dole will be so proud…

neiltheblaze May 25, 2011 at 10:54 am

I'm not seeing "glamor" here. I see a Megs Doppelganger.

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 2:37 am

Nah, I'm not seeing the Doppelgangers.

Chet Kincaid May 25, 2011 at 10:55 am

Maybe we should wait for her to do something dumb before we gang-rape her.

LowProfileinGA May 25, 2011 at 11:52 am

Be sure to check the air in your spare tire.

fuflans May 25, 2011 at 12:38 pm

now we're going to be in trouble again.

jaytingle May 25, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Her tweet implies consent.

fuflans May 25, 2011 at 10:56 am

we're going to have see this photo in a bikini and lei if she wants to compete with the brown daughters.

Terry May 25, 2011 at 11:10 am

Or a photo of her drunk, lying on a sidewalk with her crotch exposed if she wants to compete with the Bush daughters.

fuflans May 25, 2011 at 12:42 pm

by the way, i meant the SCOTT BROWN daughters. not the obamas.

as far as i know, the obama girls have never had a misstep. though that will likely change as the teenage years loom.

ack.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 12:49 pm

We all knew that. Even without the capital for the last name.

supernoun May 25, 2011 at 10:57 am

Haha, presidential candidates and their families. What a joke.

Lascauxcaveman May 25, 2011 at 2:22 pm

Yes. That's what we do here.

BaldarTFlagass May 25, 2011 at 10:58 am

On behalf of the rest of the Wonkeratti, let me be the first to welcome Liddy Huntsman to her first public ridiculing at the hands of Wonkette. Ridicule, ridicule, ridicule. You can ask Meghan for helpful hints on handling it. Bonus is we will also make lewd comments and openly lust for you.

ManchuCandidate May 25, 2011 at 10:58 am

When did Megs get adopted by the Huntsman family?

baconzgood May 25, 2011 at 10:58 am

Meh? I've seen more fuckable republican daughters.

horsedreamer_1 May 26, 2011 at 9:39 am

& according to Jon Huntsman's wiki entry, he has two daughters older than Liddy.

PostPicsPLZkTHNXbai.

Oblios_Cap May 25, 2011 at 11:00 am

Those dark pants really hide her cameltoe.

donner_froh May 25, 2011 at 11:01 am

The guy in jeans and a sport coat walking in the street to avoid Liddy and Daddy.

metamarcisf May 25, 2011 at 11:02 am

Now, how's about a sexy photo of Sheriff Joe's pregnant drug-dealing immigrant- smuggling deputy. "Just human nature" whimpers Maricopa's reigning dickhead.

supernoun May 25, 2011 at 11:05 am

or anywhere near as nice!

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 11:17 am

I can't really tell from that picture.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:08 am

It will start with her as Rachel's fill-in host. Sure, Megz is not a serious newswoman, but remember, Olbermann used to have Brian Unger fill-in as host of Countdown for him — & Brian's news experience was Kilborn-era Daily Show correspondent. & even Alison Stewart was just an MTV News jock before moving to MSNBC.

chicken_thief May 25, 2011 at 11:10 am

On the downside, she doesn't appear to be blessed with Megger's luscious tits…

zhubajie May 25, 2011 at 7:16 pm

The ones that look like a pair of fried eggs are cute, too.

KeepFnThatChicken May 25, 2011 at 11:10 am

Gopherit, we need a fashionable appearance from you-know-who, so she can analyze this picture and either verify Liddy's "fashion cred," or be forever stained as a consumer who buys expensive things.

Cicada May 25, 2011 at 3:03 pm

Voldemort?

Cicada May 25, 2011 at 3:04 pm

Sorry. I know who you meant, I just couldn't resist.

horsedreamer_1 May 26, 2011 at 9:40 am

Neilist knew guns and couture?

Renaissance Man!

fuflans May 25, 2011 at 11:12 am

this is off topic, but i am so pleased to watch wingnuts heads explode at the royal treatment bams our black man in DC is getting in merry old england.

though to be fair, george bush couldn't have addressed parliament as he didn't really speak english.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 11:32 am

Neither does Barack. Nor do any of the rest of us.

I suppose an Indian or Pakistani American might get grandfathered, though. (Should have sent for Jindal?)

mrblifil May 25, 2011 at 12:25 pm

I was on Breitbart and commented on the multitudes that filled the Irish streets to hear Obama's speech. They replied "Multitude! OH RIGHT! Who do you think he is THE MESSIAH??!! What a HOOT!" They could not be made to believe that documentary evidence in photographic and video formats existed to clearly illustrate that "multitude" was a perfectly applicable term.

fuflans May 25, 2011 at 12:46 pm

you are a courageous wonketteer. (seriously) i cannot brave those sites.

i can barely brave the comment stream on the economist.

zhubajie May 25, 2011 at 7:29 pm

I often waste my time in the Guardian's Comment Is Free section.

prommie May 25, 2011 at 11:15 am

Where do you get these tapeworms?

zhubajie May 25, 2011 at 7:18 pm

Beef not cooked long enough, just like trychinosis from poorly cooked pork. Semi-raw moose like they have at the Wasilla Diner? Maybe.

chicken_thief May 25, 2011 at 11:15 am

Come on, Liddy! Be a sport!

nounverb911 May 25, 2011 at 11:16 am

Daughter? Is that what they are calling sister wives now?

elviouslyqueer May 25, 2011 at 11:17 am

Liddy, darling, word to the wise from a fellow fashionista. Too many of those Jimmy Johns, and I guarantee you won't be able to squeeze in to those Jimmy Choos. Just saying.

Love, EQ

elviouslyqueer May 25, 2011 at 11:21 am

Damn Barb, that was ice cold. (He says, after laughing hysterically for five minutes flat.)

Barb May 25, 2011 at 2:07 pm

Thanks!

DaRooster May 25, 2011 at 11:27 am

"Because presidential campaigns are such sausage-fests and political wives are usually pill zombies with frozen smiles…"
Definitely the best Wonkette line so far this week… bang up job Jr.

Nothingisamiss May 25, 2011 at 11:32 am

And then we will love her most of all………..

JustPixelz May 25, 2011 at 11:34 am

If Meghan did all that, she'd look like me.

I like Meghan and Bristol and the rest of the children of politicians. Well, not all the rest — Dubya is the child of politician. So is MIttens. Also various Kennedys, Cuomos, Browns. Did I mention Dubya? Nevermind, I hate children of politicians.

jaytingle May 25, 2011 at 3:07 pm

Don't forget Cokie Roberts

zhubajie May 25, 2011 at 7:19 pm

Oh G-d, I'd just successfully forgotten her!

horsedreamer_1 May 26, 2011 at 9:37 am

She has a very exotic look. Louisiana just isn't like the rest of the South. (Too Catholic? Too French, still?)

MrFizzy May 25, 2011 at 11:37 am

Cuntsman

hagajim May 25, 2011 at 11:40 am

MOAR BOOBZ NEEDED!

comrad_darkness May 25, 2011 at 11:40 am

Liddy's posture screams: I have everything I ever wanted in my life and I hate life.

KeepFnThatChicken May 25, 2011 at 11:45 am

After reading about how important Vitamin D may be for the prevention of cancer, she should wear a sundress… but only if it's cute.

Redhead May 25, 2011 at 11:49 am

"Possible Glamorous Daughter of GOP Candidate Discovered"

Impossible. That requires heterosexual sex with a woman old enough to become pregnant. More likely he was just stalking Lindsey Lohan to try to find her dealer.

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 12:06 pm

Now, it can also result from the beard getting lonely and seeking companionship from the pool boy.

SorosBot May 25, 2011 at 11:51 am

Liddy, who's your daddy? No really; who the hell is that guy, and why should we care?

Wadisay May 25, 2011 at 11:55 am

If one of the Republican presidential candidates would adopt Pippa Middleton, I might consider voting for him/her (Michele Bachman, I'm talking to you!).

DaRooster May 25, 2011 at 11:58 am

"…one grown-up daughter of John Kerry’s who once appeared in public wearing a dress that looked sheer…"
Hey Junior… it would be a lot easier if you would provide direct links to pictures of hot girls in sheer dresses or any hot girls when you mention them…
Thanks!
Da (lazy) Rooster

Mort_Sinclair May 25, 2011 at 11:59 am

Somebody forgot to tell Liddy that Mormons aren't allowed to sulk. But don't tell her–look at the size of those forearms. She has man arms, man.

Chet Kincaid May 25, 2011 at 12:00 pm

"Our sound is hyooge!"

flamingpdog May 25, 2011 at 12:01 pm

Lookit, Ma, it's Cooter Liddy!

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 12:52 pm

I'd beg her pardon.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 12:04 pm

Now, I have van Halen's "Top Jimmy" running thru my head.

DaRooster May 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm

Top Jizzmy cooks
Top Jizzmy swings
Etc…
Thanks… it IS better than "Stupid Republicans Suck" or "Fuck the Sick and Poor" which is usually running through our heads…
(I have long been a huge VH fan forever… and that is one of their best songs.)

BZ1 May 25, 2011 at 12:08 pm

I'm sure there's a bloody head in that bag… no?! … just trying to put some glamor into the campaign…

Cicada May 25, 2011 at 12:09 pm

She hasn't done anything worthy of mockery yet. Every person her age has a twitter account (if my sister and her friends are an indication) that they use to twat about dumb crap.

I'll reserve my snide, catty remarks for when she decides she's a reporter a la Megs or otherwise acts like a douchey, privileged twit.

AJW@[redacted] May 25, 2011 at 12:18 pm

Wait a minute, isn't Liddy about old enough to be serving her stint as a missionary? Don't worry, Liddy, children of the wealthy usually get the plum assignments. Ask Mittens…

HuddledMass May 25, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Only Mormon boys do that missionary thing.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 12:53 pm

Girls prefer reverse cowgirl. Or scissoring, if they're in a plural marriage.

Negropolis May 26, 2011 at 2:37 am

You WTF (Won the Future).

AJW@[redacted] May 25, 2011 at 1:24 pm

I could swear I'd been trolled by Mormon girls before…

AJW@[redacted] May 25, 2011 at 12:20 pm

Is he even allowed to speak ill of fellow Mormons?

Limeylizzie May 25, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Wonkette Jr. is obviously a snarky girl, the comments are chick-like, or maybe a young gay man.

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 12:54 pm

Ken cloned Jack?

twoeightnine May 25, 2011 at 12:54 pm

My dad used to work for Huntsman Corp. They'd send out a family photo for their Christmas card every year showing the 20 kids, 923 grandkids and 12141 great grandkids. EVERY SINGLE FEMALE in the family looks like this. Even the ones who married into it.

Biel_ze_Bubba May 26, 2011 at 6:42 am

That's why they all have tattoos — so you can tell 'em apart.

("Turn over for a minute, honey … I just want to check something.")

user-of-owls May 25, 2011 at 12:56 pm

If this was Jeopardy, it would look like this:

Q: Meghan McCain after the Dachau Diet Plan.
A: Who is LIddy Huntsman?

savethispatient May 25, 2011 at 2:11 pm

TERRIBLE NEWS: Looks like Liddy has deleted her Twitter account!

horsedreamer_1 May 25, 2011 at 3:20 pm

She'll be back. They always are. How many time does the average person "quit" facebook, say?

102415 May 25, 2011 at 2:25 pm

Hook worms don't work that well. Get the tape worm.

AJW@[redacted] May 25, 2011 at 2:32 pm
HuddledMass May 25, 2011 at 3:20 pm

Oh, fine, you with all your facts and accuracy – girls do missionary work but the ones that come to the door are the boy ones.
In any case, if you're hoping for a home-visit from the glamorous young Liddy, don't hold your breath.

DaRooster May 25, 2011 at 2:45 pm

Well… um… you know… they still make bags right?

Thanks though, 'cuz like most guys I wouldn't go face first lookin' anyways.

L188188 May 25, 2011 at 4:43 pm

Wow, Twitter account gone already! WHAT IS SHE HIDING???

zhubajie May 25, 2011 at 7:01 pm

So Jimmy Choo and Jimmy Johns are her two zhongguo nanpengyou?

sarjo May 25, 2011 at 10:07 pm

Wake up, sheeple! Don't you realize what that (L) stands for?!

Yes, she represents the republic of Lesbos, if you know what I mean.

NadePaulKuciGravMcKi May 25, 2011 at 11:06 pm

She looks like a real happy camper!
talk to her re military opportunities

user-of-owls May 26, 2011 at 12:11 am

So, um, a Google image search for "Libby Huntsman" turns up, in fairly short order, this:
http://uppitywoman08.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Negropolis May 26, 2011 at 2:10 am

I didn't see the Jimmy Johns coming. I was thinking more along the lines of Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and/or Jimmy Cap.

Welcome to Wonkette, G. Gordon Liddy Huntsman. You don't know us yet, but you will come to love us.

horsedreamer_1 May 26, 2011 at 9:43 am

Jimmy Two Times!

Biel_ze_Bubba May 26, 2011 at 6:48 am

"a dress that LOOKED sheer?"

Oh – Ugh. Also.

ttommyunger May 26, 2011 at 5:27 pm

Looks a little preggers to me. Is there a Mr. Liddy?

dopper0189 May 26, 2011 at 8:42 pm

Does Ann Coulter know she's around yet? She younger than Megan McCain so Ann will have to look even more like a crack addict to call Liddy "FAT"

ShaveTheWhales May 27, 2011 at 2:31 am

This will probably happen shortly after the first all-silicon person attains self-awareness.

Barb May 25, 2011 at 11:37 am

Just took a quick peak at the twins. Seems I'd have to pay for my tea.

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