it girl 2012?

Possible Glamorous Daughter of GOP Candidate Discovered

Sassy!Because presidential campaigns are such sausage-fests and political wives are usually pill zombies with frozen smiles, the Washington media must always find some haughty, semi-glamorous and/or drunken daughter of a candidate to find reasons to write about. Whether it’s the Bush Twins or Meghan McCain or that one grown-up daughter of John Kerry’s who once appeared in public wearing a dress that looked sheer in a single flash photograph, you can always count on the campaign press corps to come up with a girl to fit this modern requirement. Who will it be this year?

A very anonymous newspaper man sends us this picture and suggests the 2012 haughty campaign daughter role will go to young Miss Liddy Huntsman, daughter of alleged GOP candidate Jon Huntsman. Liddy seems to have the Meg McCain thing going, circa 2007-08. Liddy has a Twitter too, allegedly, where she types messages about loving those pricey shoes that were so popular with the ladies on Sex and the City.

And what is Jimmy Carter, chopped liver?She’s unemployed but travels the country a lot, doing fun things. She is also kind of funny! So, expect Liddy Huntsman to be trying out at Wonkette like all the other unemployed college grads on the East Coast. [Liddy Huntsman Twitter]

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  • BaldarTFlagass

    Lookit them forearms. That's a MAN, baby! She should be called Popeye, not Liddy.

    • horsedreamer_1

      I'd like to Olive Oyl her up.

      • BaldarTFlagass

        Just make sure you "satisfy" her before you get yours, or she'll beat the shit out of you.

        • horsedreamer_1

          Oh, that's not a problem.

          /opens new tab for UltimateSurrender.com

        • Negropolis

          Just make sure you "satisfy" her before you get yours, and she'll beat the shit out of you.

          Fixed.

          BTW, what's the code for a strikeout? I is strikeout?

          • ShaveTheWhales

            [strike] [/strike] except angle brackets.

    • Weenus299

      I was going to say she's got some Macho Man forearms clutching her nervous baby belly.

      • SorosBot

        Too soon!

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Tennis. Hours and hours of tennis.

      • horsedreamer_1

        I'll have to excuse myself to go to Google to search for "Caroline Wozniacki".

      • Negropolis

        She's not quite Seren Williamsesque. That woman could pummel me to a pulp.

    • Numbat_Dundee

      Vaguely attractive looking daughter of possible Republican candidate we've never heard of before. May or may not have suspiciously muscly arms. But is blonde and wears sunglasses. I can remember Wonkette going all woozy over a certain "hot" governor of Alaska. Ok so some of you are heterosexual. I am too. But I can walk down the street and see someone better looking than this (I'm in China at the moment so that's so much of a given it's not funny). I can walk down the street and see asses to die for. Haven't seen Russia yet, but you can't have everything.

      • zhubajie

        "But I can walk down the street and see someone better looking than this "

        I was thinking along the same lines! I too live in China.

      • ShaveTheWhales

        Seems like insufficient rackitude.

    • zhubajie

      And here I was just wondering if she were a real blonde, because I c'dn't see her eyebrows.

  • bagofmice

    If that were so, she'd be taking the junior thing seriously.

  • SorosBot

    Here I would've thought Liddy Hunts Man would be one of Cheney's girls.

    • CZL

      The Cheney girls have no interest in hunting *men*.

    • Barb

      Isn't one of Cheney's girls from the Native tribe "Dances With Beaver?" I forget who's gay anymore.

      • SorosBot

        Yes, but I meant hunt in the with-a-shotgun sense, not that way.

        • chicken_thief

          Just like dear ol' dad?!

    • jqheywood

      "Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter."

  • Serolf_Divad

    If you're wondering why her bag looks bigger than she is, it's because she uses it to smuggle Chinese dissidents out of the country for the CIA. Either that or its full of Chinese iPad knockoffs.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      I wonder if that's a Gucci or Prada that her dad picked up in China for her, cheap.

    • sussemilch

      The bag is big because it's hiding her profile – check out the pattern of her blouse at the waistline and you realize she's quite pregnant.

  • http://wonkette.com/ Monsieur_Grumpe

    Daughter?
    Right.

  • SexySmurf

    She and Megs McCain have a lot in common:
    They both twitter.
    They both like expensive shoes.
    They both like sticking foot-long things in their mouths.

    • SorosBot

      Neither have curtains that match the drapes.

      • horsedreamer_1

        That's not entirely fair. The hair on my hand is a sandy, dishwater blonde, but my chest hair, & such, is black. & none of it is dyed/highlit.

        • Barb

          Now I am going to be stuck all day with the vision of your being in a salon with little pieces of tin foil stuck to your chest hair while some beautician paints peroxide with a tiny brush. You should at least add some auburn to the hair around your nipple buds to highlight them. My sister does!

          • horsedreamer_1

            Possibly apocraphal, but I remember the tale of a gal from my high-school grad class who had ordered tea at a local 'raunt favoured by the teens (at the time), finished it, then, to get a refill (which was not free, for tea), plucked a hair from her nipple & put it in the cup, claiming the staff had sabotaged the drink. She got the refill, for free. Maybe the whole meal, too? (Who knows? Like I said, the story is prolly a falsehood.)

          • Barb

            Just took a quick peak at the twins. Seems I'd have to pay for my tea.

    • horsedreamer_1

      I wonder, would asking her, "Baby, let me be your Turkey Tom?", work at picking her up?

  • iburl

    She had a job but quit so she could challenge the guy who gave her the job for his job.

    • snoopyfan2010

      We all need goals in life don't we?

  • Callyson

    She looks glamorously preggers to me. Either that, or she's got a beer belly going.

  • http://eldonaldo.com el_donaldo

    Wonkette Jr., I don't know your gender but I do know you're of easy virtue.

    Us Wonketteers are faithfully devoted to Meghan McCain, the only GOP daughter glamorous, busty, dimwitted, and ungainfully employed enough to win our hearts. Once we made her cry, we knew she was ours forever.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Classic abusive relationship: we snark her because we love her.

      • V572..whatever

        Meghan, the last thing we'd ever want to do is hurt you. Of course it's still on the list of things to do, it's just down near the bottom.
        ___________________
        [w/apologies to the commenter who proffered this first]

    • anniegetyerfun

      Yes. There can only be one. Well, two, I guess, depending which part of McCain we are technically devoted to.

    • LesBontemps

      I dunno, as much as I loves me some Megs McCabe, I'm not beyond inspecting Liddy's ta-tas, too, also.

    • mumbly_joe

      That was basically how I met my previous girlfriend, so, yeah.

  • CZL

    Meh. Wake me when she's got Megs' assets and wants to rebel against Daddy by reading MoJo and attending labor rallies.

    • horsedreamer_1

      MoJo has a fairly solid arts page, in the back. & it seems Liddy might be hip enough — prolly listens to Mumford & Sons (which sounds vaguely Mormon, anyway), possibly reads Mc Sweeney's — already to be perusing that, at least.

    • zhubajie

      If she'd go topless, she could be pres. of the Wobblies!

      • trondant

        Wobblies, Jigglies, it's all good.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    It may be the picture, but it kinda looks like she's got the banjo-ass going on.

  • prommie

    I told y'all W. Jr. was a chick. Only a chick would think a Jimmy Choo joke is the least bit amusing. True fact, the International Olympic Committee uses Jimmy Choo shoe jokes to test the gender of supposedly "female" athletes, if they are amused, they are chicks.

    This here Liddy Huntsman, holy fucking shit, does she have the haughty going on or what? She has the haughty of old, inherited wealth, combined with the haughty of hot blond, she is haughty squared. Damn, would I hit that, in some deeply degrading anf humiliating posture, preferably.

    • jus_wonderin

      "Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
      You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
      I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall
      I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
      You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring
      And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
      Because-a hey baby, I'm your telephone man"

    • V572..whatever

      Better do some research before making a commitment like that, Prommie:
      http://www.ksl.com/emedia/slc/132/13282/1328226.j
      http://www.powerinyou.org/ambassadors/focus.html?…

      • Nothingisamiss

        How many insipid aphorisms can you write into a single article? This article gives me a new standard for church bulletins/homilies/self-help seminars.

        I can't stands it, I tell you.

    • Beetagger

      Maybe she'd go for a Utah Steamer, or a Brigham Sanchez.

    • ShaveTheWhales

      So wait, you're proposing to replace the Turing test with the Jimmy Choo test?

  • flamingpdog

    Who's that dirty old man with his hand on her back, and missing half his head?

    • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

      "It's Hard out Here for a Pimp"

      • horsedreamer_1

        Being from Utah, I'm sure Liddy has heard the
        Black
        Samoan Snake Moan.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Osama?

    • jus_wonderin

      Oh sad. He can't even rate full head. Obviously his daughter was spared as she has 3/4 head. Maybe she got head from her Mother??

  • horsedreamer_1

    Say, every time I turn it loose
    Your cats come down & cook my goose
    When I start, I just can't stop
    But if you keep this up, you're going to blow your top

    I really hope she blows her top… Oh, I pray, a light breeze is going to come!

  • EatsBabyDingos

    Has Huntsman named his other children "G' and "Gordon" yet?

  • flamingpdog

    Someone needs to talk to Wonkette, Jr., about proper alignment of those arrows.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Pointing at bust &… [censored]… I think.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    I will be interested when she decides to rebel against her strict Mormon upbringing by blowing random strangers. I can be as random as necessary.

  • Poindexter718

    Trump bait.

    • jaytingle

      She's a little too english-speaking to appeal to Trump

      • Poindexter718

        True enough; Newt bait.

    • Negropolis

      WIN

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Her Dad's a good-looking Patrician backstabber, but I'm sure she's a lovely girl.

    Also, Wiki says…

    "He is also a self-proclaimed fan of the progressive rock genre and played keyboards during high school in a band named "Wizard"….Huntsman also joined REO Speedwagon on the piano for two songs during their concert at the Utah State Fair on September 16, 2005."

    Lovingly fondles his dog-eared cardboard gatefolds alone at night in his privy chambers while wearing his mammoth Koss Stereophones, does he? Not in my America!!

    • BaldarTFlagass

      You Can Tune A Piano, But You Can't Tuna Bitch

      • ShaveTheWhales

        This is one of those "I wish I could give you more fists" things.

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      I am only reassured if he played "Can't Fight This Feeling."

    • CapeClod

      "Huntsman also joined REO Speedwagon on the piano for two songs during their concert at the Utah State Fair on September 16, 2005."

      So your basically saying he hates good music?

      • horsedreamer_1

        Better taste in music than most dads. & certainly, better taste than the Republican field. & keyboards trump bass for intergrality (sorry, Huckabee) — just ask Bon Jovi.

        • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

          Keyboards Trump Bass. Worst lounge/dub act ever.

      • AJW@[redacted]

        "Spirit in the Sky" is still in heavy rotation in Utah, so he doesn't have much to judge good music by.

        • SorosBot

          Do the Mormons not get that the song's meant to be ironic?

          • AJW@[redacted]

            So is Colbert.Or is he?

          • ShaveTheWhales

            Who cares? I'll sing along to Norman any time.

  • http://theblueelite.blogspot.com simplyblue7

    Pffft, she's wearing flats. Next!

    • jaytingle

      The Jimmies make flats? More likely J Crew ballet slippers. Double-next!

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    She Twittered because she received junk email? Wow, Republican children could sure use more attention. Is there an upscale Chuck E. Cheese where she can rent some friends?

    • horsedreamer_1

      Don't be mean: I love Jimmy John's too. The sandwich spread/mayonnaise type spread is heavenly.

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/30500320@N06/ DerrickWildcat

    They are walking in China!

    • Terry

      She's probably p.o.'ed that he didn't specialize in France so she could live in Paris as the American ambassador's daughter.

      • horsedreamer_1

        I would have given her a Shanghai Surprise.

  • http://guyclinch.blogspot.com GuyClinch

    She looks like Daddy just told her that no, she can't take the car to the mall, and no, she can't use his Amex, her Discover card is good enough!

    • SorosBot

      Do Discover cards still exist?

      • jus_wonderin

        They repealed the "Save the Endangered Discover Card" act of 1998.

      • Terry

        They run those annoying ads on TV featuring a customer service rep in Siberia named Peggy.

  • proudgrampa

    The body language says, "I'm feeling bitchy. Leave me the fuck alone."

    • chicken_thief

      She's undoubtedly, and rightfully, pissed that Dad is playing pocket pool while inappropriately fondling her back in public.

  • horsedreamer_1

    You can't blame Megz for her poor metabolism. It's in the genes. I bet, in fact, it will take her FIVE AND AN HALF YEARS at Snap Fitness to get to a slender figure.

    • Barb

      She's probably the only one who gets the flu and gains weight.

      • horsedreamer_1

        I thought that was called morning sickness.

  • PsycWench

    Wonder how she feels about chocolate jimmies?

    • KeepFnThatChicken

      Is that like a donkey punch or cleveland steamer?

      deit: do not google if you don't know what they are.

      • horsedreamer_1

        I was thinking crabs.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    Needs more anchor tattoo.

  • http://thethingsrepublicanshate.com/ Chillwaver

    Is her magic underwear Prada or Gucci?

    • horsedreamer_1

      Do they sell 'em at Nordstrom's? (That's the Macy's of the West Coast/Rockies, right?)

      • PhilippePetain

        Do they sell them in a Japanese vending machine?

        • horsedreamer_1

          I wish!

        • zhubajie

          Maybe there's a business opportunity there for you!

    • elviouslyqueer

      Judging from her rather ample derriere, I'd wager Lane Bryant.

      • horsedreamer_1

        Torrid.

      • PhilippePetain

        mmmmmmmm….. ample derrière……..

  • aguacatero

    She looks like she more than occasionally doubts her faith.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Isn't dad Jon Huntsman about as Mormon as Barack is Church of God in Christ (or whatever denomination it was that he attended (I don't know, don't recall, don't care to; all Protestants look alike to my Catholic self, i.e. they're hellbound))?

      • Negropolis

        When you're a Mormon, you're either full-tilt Mormon or excommunicated Mormon. There isn't such a thing as culturally/casually Mormon.

  • Texan_Bulldog

    You'd think with all her daddy's bazillions, she could at least afford to maintain her fake blonde hair. Nothing says class more than looking like a cross between Brittany Spears & Lindsey Lohan.

    • BaldarTFlagass

      Some folks like the "racing stripe."

  • Gertrudis10

    Your headline led me to believe this would be the exciting story of discovery of another leading Republican's love child! Such a tease. Please keep investigating, they're out there, though they may not be all that hot/ glamorous.

  • freakishlywrong

    What's up with the body language? Those crossed arms scream: "Gaaaaahhh! Browns! Get away from Liddy, browns!"

  • http://www.vinoverve.com Maman

    Liddy Dole will be so proud…

  • neiltheblaze

    I'm not seeing "glamor" here. I see a Megs Doppelganger.

    • ShaveTheWhales

      Nah, I'm not seeing the Doppelgangers.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    Maybe we should wait for her to do something dumb before we gang-rape her.

    • LowProfileinGA

      Be sure to check the air in your spare tire.

    • fuflans

      now we're going to be in trouble again.

    • jaytingle

      Her tweet implies consent.

  • fuflans

    we're going to have see this photo in a bikini and lei if she wants to compete with the brown daughters.

    • Terry

      Or a photo of her drunk, lying on a sidewalk with her crotch exposed if she wants to compete with the Bush daughters.

    • fuflans

      by the way, i meant the SCOTT BROWN daughters. not the obamas.

      as far as i know, the obama girls have never had a misstep. though that will likely change as the teenage years loom.

      ack.

      • horsedreamer_1

        We all knew that. Even without the capital for the last name.

  • supernoun

    Haha, presidential candidates and their families. What a joke.

    • Lascauxcaveman

      Yes. That's what we do here.

  • BaldarTFlagass

    On behalf of the rest of the Wonkeratti, let me be the first to welcome Liddy Huntsman to her first public ridiculing at the hands of Wonkette. Ridicule, ridicule, ridicule. You can ask Meghan for helpful hints on handling it. Bonus is we will also make lewd comments and openly lust for you.

  • http://www.wonkette.com ManchuCandidate

    When did Megs get adopted by the Huntsman family?

  • baconzgood

    Meh? I've seen more fuckable republican daughters.

    • horsedreamer_1

      & according to Jon Huntsman's wiki entry, he has two daughters older than Liddy.

      PostPicsPLZkTHNXbai.

  • Oblios_Cap

    Those dark pants really hide her cameltoe.

  • http://hong-kong-actresses.blogspot.com/ donner_froh

    The guy in jeans and a sport coat walking in the street to avoid Liddy and Daddy.

  • metamarcisf

    Now, how's about a sexy photo of Sheriff Joe's pregnant drug-dealing immigrant- smuggling deputy. "Just human nature" whimpers Maricopa's reigning dickhead.

  • supernoun

    or anywhere near as nice!

    • SorosBot

      I can't really tell from that picture.

  • horsedreamer_1

    It will start with her as Rachel's fill-in host. Sure, Megz is not a serious newswoman, but remember, Olbermann used to have Brian Unger fill-in as host of Countdown for him — & Brian's news experience was Kilborn-era Daily Show correspondent. & even Alison Stewart was just an MTV News jock before moving to MSNBC.

  • chicken_thief

    On the downside, she doesn't appear to be blessed with Megger's luscious tits…

    • zhubajie

      The ones that look like a pair of fried eggs are cute, too.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    Gopherit, we need a fashionable appearance from you-know-who, so she can analyze this picture and either verify Liddy's "fashion cred," or be forever stained as a consumer who buys expensive things.

    • Cicada

      Voldemort?

    • Cicada

      Sorry. I know who you meant, I just couldn't resist.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Neilist knew guns and couture?

      Renaissance Man!

  • fuflans

    this is off topic, but i am so pleased to watch wingnuts heads explode at the royal treatment bams our black man in DC is getting in merry old england.

    though to be fair, george bush couldn't have addressed parliament as he didn't really speak english.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Neither does Barack. Nor do any of the rest of us.

      I suppose an Indian or Pakistani American might get grandfathered, though. (Should have sent for Jindal?)

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/mrblifil mrblifil

      I was on Breitbart and commented on the multitudes that filled the Irish streets to hear Obama's speech. They replied "Multitude! OH RIGHT! Who do you think he is THE MESSIAH??!! What a HOOT!" They could not be made to believe that documentary evidence in photographic and video formats existed to clearly illustrate that "multitude" was a perfectly applicable term.

      • fuflans

        you are a courageous wonketteer. (seriously) i cannot brave those sites.

        i can barely brave the comment stream on the economist.

        • zhubajie

          I often waste my time in the Guardian's Comment Is Free section.

  • prommie

    Where do you get these tapeworms?

    • zhubajie

      Beef not cooked long enough, just like trychinosis from poorly cooked pork. Semi-raw moose like they have at the Wasilla Diner? Maybe.

  • chicken_thief

    Come on, Liddy! Be a sport!

  • nounverb911

    Daughter? Is that what they are calling sister wives now?

  • elviouslyqueer

    Liddy, darling, word to the wise from a fellow fashionista. Too many of those Jimmy Johns, and I guarantee you won't be able to squeeze in to those Jimmy Choos. Just saying.

    Love, EQ

  • elviouslyqueer

    Damn Barb, that was ice cold. (He says, after laughing hysterically for five minutes flat.)

    • Barb

      Thanks!

  • DaRooster

    "Because presidential campaigns are such sausage-fests and political wives are usually pill zombies with frozen smiles…"
    Definitely the best Wonkette line so far this week… bang up job Jr.

  • Nothingisamiss

    And then we will love her most of all………..

  • http://www.storycorner.us/ JustPixelz

    If Meghan did all that, she'd look like me.

    I like Meghan and Bristol and the rest of the children of politicians. Well, not all the rest — Dubya is the child of politician. So is MIttens. Also various Kennedys, Cuomos, Browns. Did I mention Dubya? Nevermind, I hate children of politicians.

    • jaytingle

      Don't forget Cokie Roberts

      • zhubajie

        Oh G-d, I'd just successfully forgotten her!

      • horsedreamer_1

        She has a very exotic look. Louisiana just isn't like the rest of the South. (Too Catholic? Too French, still?)

  • MrFizzy

    Cuntsman

  • hagajim

    MOAR BOOBZ NEEDED!

  • comrad_darkness

    Liddy's posture screams: I have everything I ever wanted in my life and I hate life.

  • KeepFnThatChicken

    After reading about how important Vitamin D may be for the prevention of cancer, she should wear a sundress… but only if it's cute.

  • Redhead

    "Possible Glamorous Daughter of GOP Candidate Discovered"

    Impossible. That requires heterosexual sex with a woman old enough to become pregnant. More likely he was just stalking Lindsey Lohan to try to find her dealer.

    • SorosBot

      Now, it can also result from the beard getting lonely and seeking companionship from the pool boy.

  • SorosBot

    Liddy, who's your daddy? No really; who the hell is that guy, and why should we care?

  • Wadisay

    If one of the Republican presidential candidates would adopt Pippa Middleton, I might consider voting for him/her (Michele Bachman, I'm talking to you!).

  • DaRooster

    "…one grown-up daughter of John Kerry’s who once appeared in public wearing a dress that looked sheer…"
    Hey Junior… it would be a lot easier if you would provide direct links to pictures of hot girls in sheer dresses or any hot girls when you mention them…
    Thanks!
    Da (lazy) Rooster

  • Mort_Sinclair

    Somebody forgot to tell Liddy that Mormons aren't allowed to sulk. But don't tell her–look at the size of those forearms. She has man arms, man.

  • http://loljazzcatz.blogspot.com/ Chet Kincaid

    "Our sound is hyooge!"

  • flamingpdog

    Lookit, Ma, it's Cooter Liddy!

    • horsedreamer_1

      I'd beg her pardon.

  • horsedreamer_1

    Now, I have van Halen's "Top Jimmy" running thru my head.

    • DaRooster

      Top Jizzmy cooks
      Top Jizzmy swings
      Etc…
      Thanks… it IS better than "Stupid Republicans Suck" or "Fuck the Sick and Poor" which is usually running through our heads…
      (I have long been a huge VH fan forever… and that is one of their best songs.)

  • http://howtosavetheworld.ca/ BZ1

    I'm sure there's a bloody head in that bag… no?! … just trying to put some glamor into the campaign…

  • Cicada

    She hasn't done anything worthy of mockery yet. Every person her age has a twitter account (if my sister and her friends are an indication) that they use to twat about dumb crap.

    I'll reserve my snide, catty remarks for when she decides she's a reporter a la Megs or otherwise acts like a douchey, privileged twit.

  • AJW@[redacted]

    Wait a minute, isn't Liddy about old enough to be serving her stint as a missionary? Don't worry, Liddy, children of the wealthy usually get the plum assignments. Ask Mittens…

    • HuddledMass

      Only Mormon boys do that missionary thing.

      • horsedreamer_1

        Girls prefer reverse cowgirl. Or scissoring, if they're in a plural marriage.

        • Negropolis

          You WTF (Won the Future).

      • AJW@[redacted]

        I could swear I'd been trolled by Mormon girls before…

  • AJW@[redacted]

    Is he even allowed to speak ill of fellow Mormons?

  • Limeylizzie

    Wonkette Jr. is obviously a snarky girl, the comments are chick-like, or maybe a young gay man.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Ken cloned Jack?

  • http://www.twoeightnine.com twoeightnine

    My dad used to work for Huntsman Corp. They'd send out a family photo for their Christmas card every year showing the 20 kids, 923 grandkids and 12141 great grandkids. EVERY SINGLE FEMALE in the family looks like this. Even the ones who married into it.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      That's why they all have tattoos — so you can tell 'em apart.

      ("Turn over for a minute, honey … I just want to check something.")

  • user-of-owls

    If this was Jeopardy, it would look like this:

    Q: Meghan McCain after the Dachau Diet Plan.
    A: Who is LIddy Huntsman?

  • savethispatient

    TERRIBLE NEWS: Looks like Liddy has deleted her Twitter account!

    • horsedreamer_1

      She'll be back. They always are. How many time does the average person "quit" facebook, say?

  • 102415

    Hook worms don't work that well. Get the tape worm.

  • AJW@[redacted]
    • HuddledMass

      Oh, fine, you with all your facts and accuracy – girls do missionary work but the ones that come to the door are the boy ones.
      In any case, if you're hoping for a home-visit from the glamorous young Liddy, don't hold your breath.

  • DaRooster

    Well… um… you know… they still make bags right?

    Thanks though, 'cuz like most guys I wouldn't go face first lookin' anyways.

  • L188188

    Wow, Twitter account gone already! WHAT IS SHE HIDING???

  • zhubajie

    So Jimmy Choo and Jimmy Johns are her two zhongguo nanpengyou?

  • sarjo

    Wake up, sheeple! Don't you realize what that (L) stands for?!

    Yes, she represents the republic of Lesbos, if you know what I mean.

  • NadePaulKuciGravMcKi

    She looks like a real happy camper!
    talk to her re military opportunities

  • user-of-owls

    So, um, a Google image search for "Libby Huntsman" turns up, in fairly short order, this:
    http://uppitywoman08.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/

    Be afraid, be very afraid.

  • Negropolis

    I didn't see the Jimmy Johns coming. I was thinking more along the lines of Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and/or Jimmy Cap.

    Welcome to Wonkette, G. Gordon Liddy Huntsman. You don't know us yet, but you will come to love us.

    • horsedreamer_1

      Jimmy Two Times!

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    "a dress that LOOKED sheer?"

    Oh – Ugh. Also.

  • ttommyunger

    Looks a little preggers to me. Is there a Mr. Liddy?

  • dopper0189

    Does Ann Coulter know she's around yet? She younger than Megan McCain so Ann will have to look even more like a crack addict to call Liddy "FAT"

  • ShaveTheWhales

    This will probably happen shortly after the first all-silicon person attains self-awareness.