Gay people already face enough discrimination without being linked to fictional dweeb Tim Pawlenty, but we have to post this video because if we don’t, it will never get better.
IT GETS BETTER 2:44 pm May 23, 2011
Tim Pawlenty: It Gets Better
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Nothing gets better.
Nothingness, though, has something…
And that something would be vacuum energy, AKA dark energy and the cosmological constant.
Does the new revelation of dark planets call dark energy into question? Or am I just so out of touch as to not have a clue what I'm saying?
They still don't comprise anywhere near as much mass as the stars and gas clouds we can see do, much less the amount needed for dark matter – about five times as much as the normal matter we know of. And dark energy isn't related.
Red wine?
Sex gets better once you have a clue what you are doing.
Once I started slipping roofies into drinks FIRST, it gets better.
In high school he was "obviously gay?" What is "obviously gay?" "Hey Chuck, I am going to go to the malt shop, what cha gonna do?" "Go suck a dick, obviously."
He's not going to surreptitiously suck a dick, see?
This mashup sort of sucks, but where can you go with such limited material?
(From the actual video: "In high school, I was obviously boring… It does not get better…" )
Coming on the heels of the Gingrich, Trump, and Ahnold snarkfests, poor old T-Paw has essentially zero chance of capturing anyone's attention — even the Wonketeers are all going "Come on, give us some material … we're dyin' here."
I could so go for a malted.
In a better world, people would be proud to be gay and in the closet about being conservative. In a perfect world, there would be no conservatives at all.
T Paw's announcement listed under the obit section. http://tinyurl.com/3kjoarf
I do wonder whether that was an accident or sly editorializing.
Either way, it's a fucking WIN!
Methinks it twere the latter. Although the PP is a right wing house organ of 3M some of the younger staffers still have souls.
TPaw, please quit us.
The next fuckstick that goes after the mother fucking teleprompter should have them shattered repeatedly at every speech, every where.
man i wouldn't want to piss off dan savage.
It gets better. However, royalty free music will probably not.
Dear Downfister,
We found Wonkette Jr in a basket on our doorstep this morning and we are trying to keep them with us. They are skittish and you aren't helping anything. Adoption is always hard at first. Please, allow us this chance to bond with the new wee one.
Okay, back to drawing straws to see who's gonna breastfeed. I'm going to go start some water on the stove to boil the nipples.
fisty seems to have multiplied.
but still a little slower on the downthumb than usual. I guess Mom didn't feed him enough Sugar Pops for lunch.
Ouch!
Double ouch!
Barb, I'm willing to follow you, but my nipples really like room temperature.
It doesn't get better it just gets more expensive.
Did I see the national debt counter there at fucking ZERO? That sure makes me want to vote for him.
When I think of Pawlenty, I think 'zero'.
Tim Pawlenty takes all his fashion cues from Billy Corgan.
Didn't MN's legislature just vote to ban gay marriage? Very timely, Wonkette Jr. Nicely played. Was MN getting jealous of AZ and TN and thought they needed to hate the gays more? Needs more lutefisk.
The legislature put a referendum on a one-man-one-woman amendment on the ballot. Like CA Prop 8 … I think. I suppose there will be an exception so Michele Bachman can stay married to her fabulous husband.
Do they want to lose population to Iowa?
This is Good news for… ESPN Page 2 Grand Poobah & noted WNBA hater Bill Simmons!
And of course the ad has a shot of T-Paw playing hockey. What's with this dude's hockey obsession?
Well, he's more "Lois" than "Clark" and can't play sports. If you can't be an athlete, be like T-Paw and be an athletic supporter.
"athletic supporter" – I see what you did there.
Don't Rethuglicans hate the hockey stick? http://salempress.com/store/samples/global_warmin…
Read about that in MoJo. Just one big nerd fight.
He likes clutching a big stick while running into men. It makes him giggle deliriously.
Too boring?
Wait, what? No, seriously, what?
He wasn't playing hockey. He was skating backwards for about a foot and a half while (clumsily) hanging on to a hockey stick hoping it might break his inevitable fall. Somebody ought to give him a two-hander to the throat (please, let it be me). Now that's hockey. Additionally and furthermore, he's from Minnesota. They don't even have a team.
Minnesota Wild since the late 90s, if not mistaken. But no titles for them. North Stars, later Stars, then Dallas Stars, "won" one in '99.
OT but funny true story: For the crapture, I took a shirt, shorts and a pair of shoes from a pile of clothes we were giving to Goodwill and positioned them outside neatly by the curb to look like someone was 'raptured' in front of our house.. The next morning, the shoes were gone; someone had taken them! (I would have left some canned food and a twenty out there as well if I knew the person was that much in need)…
Okay, I admit that I would like to, just once, fuck Tim Pawlenty with Lindsey Graham's boyfriend's dick. But overall, that's just a big old boring slab of DO NOT WANT.
How nice for teh gheys it gets better after high school! For the rest of us, not so much.
Tim Pawlenty: Too Boring For Minnesota
Maybe Wonkette Junior is a series of audtions? Jim loosening up from Gawker restrictions to test whether he can be wonkette funny and clever again? (I do miss the ginger.)
Wonkette Jr is like having our own Stig.
It.
Gets.
Boring.
You mean piss on Dan Savage?
and an excellent speller
W Jr.'s a little tentative so far.
Loosen up, W. Jr! For teh Freedumbs!
Minnesota did the opposite of getting better with Pawlenty screwing us.
I think this guy should put on a command helmet and pose in the turret of an M-1 Abrams main battle tank. It's worked before.
"Highschool was bad…"
For a sec there, I actually thought T-Paw was coming out…not that he'd be any less boring.
oh the son of a bitch.
the shameless fucker.
DIAF, you worthless piece of…pawlenty
I didn't watch the video cause work won't let me….but was that T-Paw doing his tornado flyover of Joplin? That's what I mean when I say T-Paw is gonna bring it biyatches!
Showing a Corvette and an Escalade going down the street sure say; "Man of the People."
Pawlenty + Cure = Suicide
No idea what The Cure reference is but thanks for making me look so knowledgeable.
Oh and BTW, Target Corp. gave big bucks to the rabid homophobe in last year's gubernatorial race who, ironically, is a known Kochsucker. Go figure.
Who is Tim Pawlenty?
The polenta-man is gay? I don't understand.
I'm not sure what that was but I didn't like it.
What? To be honest, I didn't get this video. What is it? Is it fake? Is Tpaw gay? WTF is going on around here?
Wow. The Republicans are going to nominate their first openly gay candidate, Tim Pawlenty? Nixon will be soooooo pissed.
"It gets better"
Too bad polls seem to indicate otherwise.
Even if Pawlenty were gay, he wouldn't be a flaming homosexual. He'd be more of a right-around-room-temperature homosexual.
So, what you're saying is that if he was a gay porn star, his name would be Luke Warm?
The Warm Has Turned.
T-Yawn's wife is super cute.
I don't get it. I mean, is calling Pawlenty gay supposed to be a bad thing? I feel like the only one who is sitting there at the end of the movie waiting for the rest of it.
T-Paw couldn't convince me he or anything about him will get better if he showed up with a million dollars in one hand and big bag of dope in the other.
We need to hold a chin-a-thon for this poor, poor man.
NEEDS MOAR GLITTER!!!
If you'e Mitch Daniels, it gets battered.
"It does get better."
That's what my doctor told me.
That's what she said.
I know!
Pawlenty of buttsecks.
Why does Tim remind me of Merkin Muffley?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjN9yK4lhxU&fe…
Pawlenty is the glob of dried semen and spit left on the corner of your mouth after messy, unhygenic oral sex.
Really, he's so boring, you can't do a santorum on him. I'm thinking more like "Newt's the glob…" etc.
True, but polenta, which is also boring, looks kind of like that dried semen-spit residue and sounds like Pawlenty.
Exile him to the Satellite of Love!
Oh, god, that would be the one way to make a MST3K NOT funny! Crow and Servo would throw him out an airlock before the short was over.
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"Tim Pawlenty: It Gets Better." Really, Tim? Tell me about izzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Are you saying nothing's the matter?
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