Nobody was too upset when Mitch Daniels announced yesterday that he wasn’t running for president, because who is Mitch Daniels even? Another old random Republican guy who was perhaps going to “throw his hat in the ring” or whatever they say on the Wolf Blitzer show. But there was some kind of entity very upset when Mitch Daniels refused to run for and then lose the campaign for the GOP nomination: a door. This door is Mitch Daniels’ biggest (and only) fan, so when Mitch said “No,” the door said, “BLAM-O.” (And does Mitch Daniels always do the “jackoff” motion with his hand, while giving speeches? It’s different, at least!)
This is what CBS News is reporting:
“Governor Mitch Daniels received 16 stitches to his forehead Friday afternoon after an accident at the National Institute for Fitness and Sport in Indianapolis,” the governor’s office said in a statement to CBS News. “As he concluded a workout at about 1:30 p.m., he was standing near a door. The door suddenly swung open and struck the governor in the forehead.”
Okay okay, CBS was not really reporting that so much as copy-and-pasting Mitch Daniels’ own press release. But we have learned some important things, namely that Mitch Daniels lives in Indiana, where he is apparently the governor there. Who knew? We wonder if he is “buddies” with the other famous Indiana people, such as … David Letterman? And the Indianapolis 500. Did you know he divorced and then remarried his wife/ex-wife? That must’ve been creepy.
When will that gas-wasting car race be canceled to help the environment? Maybe Mitch Daniels will get to work on this problem, once he recovers from being beat up by a door. [CBS News]
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Yeah, now explain the bolts in his neck .
The GOP is going to keep attaching different heads to midwestern red-state governors, in an effort to assemble a viable candidate.
The heads they've used so far are unsuitable, as they all have tiny fragments of brain matter lodged in them.
Govenorr of Michigan, get ready… YOU'RE NEXT!
Snyder is actually governor of a blue state. Well, at least a purple one.
Staples won't hold it on because they don't go deep enough and Duck tape is expensive in the long run?
Wonkette is dead! Long live Wonkette!
And Wonkette Jr.
Does Wonkette Jr. mean that Ken is paying neighborhood teenager fifty cents an hour to write for wonkette? If so, this kid's got real comedy potential.
Or maybe s/he is paying Ken, who wonkette was an automatic hall pass to being a writer for John Stewart and Stephen Colbert someday.
I think I saw a tiny ad in a back ish of Poets & Writers magazine at my local library:
Uncle Ken's Mojave Writer's Workshop: Tuition $2000. See your work "published!"
We'll know if it's a teenaged boy if the number the random number he chooses as hyperbole is always 69.
What really happened – Mitch wanted to run right up until his wife socked him across the nog with a frying pan and said – you ain't runnin' biyatch! The end.
And then she left him to to go screw some fitness instructor in California.
The door is the most electable Republican candidate so far.
The door sure showed Bush who was boss .
Link feexed!
We need all the laffs we can get.
P.S. Here is a picture, which well illustrates Wonkette Jr.'s point (link is to WorldOCrap).
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That picture is hilarious. Couldn't the get one of those adjustable lecterns for the wee chap?
Bless Mitch's little heart. And if Pawlenty's presidential run goes completely off the rails, he and Daniels can always team up for a Fantasy Island reboot, with Mitch playing the Herve Villechaize role.
Two for one, the bottom picture is Pawlenty's infrastructure handiwork.
I dunno, I kind of like the inanimate carbon rod.
Those 16 stiches get my vote.
Door 2012!
It ain't the first time a republican candidate has been struck in the head by a knob.
Door/Barney Frank's Table 2012!!!
Why don't they just have a lottery? It sort of worked for the Athenians.
Isn't Indiana a suburb of New Delhi?
Speaking of people who "won't be running for Prez now" The Donald has done a flip flop and announced this morning that he may change his mind. Donnie, don't change your mind, just change your barber and go back to making sure that meatloaf gets his Thorazine on time.
Someone in his entourage needs to slip Trump a note letting him know that the number of people who give a shit about him or his candidacy is zero.
Um, didn't the brass at NBC tell him they could replace him and would fire his ass if he kept up with the faux run? Not a smart move, big-mouth Donald.
Next time Mitch, let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
I'm surprised FOX News hasn't started reporting that he was "hit in the head by a Negro."
"The door, imported from the middle east and painted black, bears the sign "Allah is great" according to an eye witness who spoke on condition of anonymity…"
And it has a backwards "B" carved into it.
Her name is Ashley Todd. Any relation to the Palins?
They are, however, running a photo of the door with the chyron reading "Gym Door (D-IN)."
Probably still trying to interview the cow, dog and train.
Surely they will connect the door to Sharia Law. I mean, it's OBVIOUS, sheepz! Why is the lamestream media trying to hide it?!!!
There's a joke in there about being hit by the door in some part of the anatomy on the way out. I go with the crotch.
And Wonkette Jr., in answer to your alt-text. Yes, please do.
I'd like Mitch Daniels and Tim Pawlenty to come over to my place tonight, because I often get bad insomnia and they are the cure.
Sounds like Mitch did little too much glug, glug, glug in the afternoon if you know what I mean.
Water aerobics?
Waterboarding?
Water "sports"?
W'at 're you doing there in that mens' room stall, feller?
Knob gobblin'?
16 stitches from a door? I call bullshit. What really happened was that Newt Gingrich's brain has been transplanted into Mitch Daniels body. What you get then is a craven, machiavellan philanderer's brain in the body of a guy whose wife left him for another man, while he waited patiently for her to return and forgave her.
Basically, the GOP is creating the perfect GOPFRANKENSTEIN!!!! When he changes his mind and throws hit hat back in the ring… well… Run, people, RUUUN FOR YOUR LIIIIVES!!!
That was my thought, too. How was he standing? He had to be bent over somehow with his head leaning toward the door in order to get a solid enough whack for 16 stiches.
Maybe one of those doors that opens down from the ceiling, suddenly and without warning? And with a sharp metal plate on the edge, just right for head-slicing?
I dunno how they do things in Indiana, maybe they're different out there?
I did overlook one option. Perhaps it was only a small cut, but he brought in a skilled plastic surgeon who used tiny stitches to protect his purdy purdy face.
… protect his purdy purdy face.
Then it's a good thing he wasn't wearing the purdy one but instead had on the one he was wearing in the two pics above…
Well, a Spanish cyclist just died when his garage door fell on him yesterday as he was leaving home to go on a training ride, so maybe Daniels just got off lucky…..
FRANKENSTEIN WAS THE DOCTOR NOT THE MONSTER YES I'VE POSTED ABOUT THIS BEFORE
Would not a sentient creation take on the family name of his or her creator? Hmmmm? Sort of like Palin would have taken on the last name Krystol, if she had been sentient.
Or maybe the doctor was the monster? Perhaps what you call "the monster" is, in fact, the one creature who embodies, sheleters and carries the burden of our own true humanity…we, imperfect, misshapen beasts, sewn together from pustulent flesh by an ambitious, morally blinded, egotistical creator! We, victims of an unfeeling God's thoughtless experiement in onanistic, existential self-aggrandizement!!!!!
…or not. Whatever.
Yeah. Totally.
So, what you're saying is that the Republican front-runner is "Abby Something?"
The real reason he's not running is because he balked at the "Christie Stomach Transplant."
"16 stitches from a door? I call bullshit. "
*snicker*
She must have been some door.
Four Dicks, Two Invisible.
That was LEFT handed!
Larry Craig was on the other side of the stall furiously tapping his toes. Gov. Daniels was going to celebrate NOT running for President with a Friday afternoon windy.
Gloria Allred is representing the door.
Turns out the door had previously "banged" into five other Senators/Congressmen.
That's a lot of political action for a door. There's plenty of capitol hill interns that don't get that much.
As they say in the navy, only assholes and admirals stand in a companionway.
And only dead men and angels sit on the cap rail.
I heard there was a lot of "standing in a companionway" in the Navy on long voyages. Especially on submarines.
That's why there are voids….
Now he has time to grow a little Hitler mustache. No, and I don't mean "down there."
Man, with a forehead like that, I'm sure the emergency-room doctor said, "We're gonna need a bigger suture."
Fivehead.
The GOP health reform plan: suture self.
Many upfists, good doctor.
Sixteen stitches. That sounds like ol' Mitch got overenthusiastic and threw his head in the ring.
That was funny. In poor taste perhaps but funny. +50
Okay, I've tried for 5 minutes to come up with something funny about this…sorry, but it just isn't happening. Mitch & T-Paw will kill Wonkette before lack of advertisers.
Pawlenty makes that same gesture to his wife. She says "Go fish, or play hockey, or pander… whatever."
He apparently isn't running because he doesn't want in-depth coverage of his wife running off with some other guy for a few years. I think we should do a sordid in-depth report on this issue just for fun.
Ya know, this is the one issue where I can identify with the poor schlub. My first great love ran off, got married, had a kid, broke up, came crawling back a few years later, and I took her back, until she did it again. 2nd time I wasn't so forgiving…
Indiana still has churches with confederate flags in the back room.
A lot of them.
And that would make perfect sense if Indiana had been part of the Confederacy.
It's pretty fascinating. Indiana is pretty much the Mississippi of the Midwest. You'll be driving thru a cornfield (this happens everywhere in Indiana. unless it's soybeans.) and there will be a tiny sign set off the road, something like Yahweh's Sanctuary – Members Only or Host of the Redeemer or Church Of The Sacred Lamb or whatever. You see these quite often. They're basically drinking clubs, militia HQ, KKK outposts in the guise of a church. Kind of like one of those KFC / Taco Bell / A&W combination joints. All the redneck you can stand. In the back room they keep the guns and the radios and the emergency rations and the tracts on race war and mud people and the rest of the grand wizard shit. And,the one I went in did have a confederate flag up on the wall. Indiana is a very very racist place.
Sounds like rural IN is a refuge for southerners who are allergic to humidity, kudzu, Cajun food, whatever.
Plus fellow citizens w/a high melanin content in their skin.
Settled by briar-hoppers (Kentuckians) who wanted to get away from slavery and from black people in general.
Up as far as Indi, it's southern, not midwestern. Indianapolis boasts of being the northernmost southern city. They compare themselves to Kentucky, not Illinois.
Truth! I live there!
…honestly, it's terrifying.
Leave!
I lived in Bloomington, IN, for about 5 years. I've left, but it did have a couple advantages. The biggest: Indiana residents may use all Indiana University facilities, exactly like a student. Since IU-B'ton has one of the largest libraries in the US, that's great for an under-employed intellectual like me. But, otherwise, yes, it was pretty red-necked once you left the city limits.
A couple counties attempted to seceded in 1860 and never got around to re-joining. Everyone else ignores them.
I remember when some wingnut (Linda Thompson? I forget) made a speech on the steps of the statehouse, calling for an armed march on Washington (DC) to get rid of Bill Clinton. Soon after, a series of weird assassination attempts began. Remember the drive-by shooting? The Cessna that tried to crash into the White House?
Having trouble with doors seems a qualification for president: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/struggles_wi...
Though when the door kicks your ass, probably best not to run.
Door: 1, the Mitch: 0
Mitch: 0
The bitch: 1
Door: 1, Daniels: 0 I hope they go for a two-out-of-three match. I'll still bet on the door because of sturdiness and intellectual superiority.
In non-news Tim Pawlenty announced today that he was running. Not sure if he is talking about some political office or the effects of last night's Messican dinner.
The door was an ACORN agent, obvs.
The door suddenly swung open Were Mittens and T-Paw somehow behind the door? Or is this a metaphor for a type of closet arrangement?
Hit by a door, eh? A surprisingly common accident though usually the victim is a woman. Often accompanied by short-term memory loss requiring her tank-top-wearing boyfriend to help reconstruct the event: "You were hit by a door, right honey?" I hope Stitch Daniels knows it's not his fault.
My thoughts exactly. You KNOW she beats him. Violence is never the answer, Mrs. Ex-Mrs. Daniels!
It's not without precedent, though…remember when W almost choked on a "pretzel"?
"remember when W almost choked on a "pretzel"? "
Secret Service: "Chew, Mr. President! You can do it! Chew, Sir!"
He is probably one of the few people in the world for which I'd believe such a story.
"her tank-top-wearing boyfriend"
Tank tops on men are optional unless the man in question has lots of nasty back hair all over his back shoulders; then they are mandatory.
The down low is that they took his brain out when he was still flirting with running and the GOP put it back Friday when Mama said you run and I'm off like a prom dress.
Again.
Hence the crainal fun
His jack-off hand motion does not compare to Clintons thumb-banger ( http://tinyurl.com/3f3due8 ) .
The resemblance is uncanny.
You don't think they know each other do you?
This is the guy who was Chimpy's Budget Director, correct? His fucking BUDGET DIRECTOR. You know, the guy who took us from the biggest surplus in American history to the biggest deficit in American history. How is he not qualified to run teh country? Somebody tell me.
They just say that all the debt and the financial crisis happened under the "tax and spend" Democrat. And repeat it over and over. And get no pushback from the media. Told ya!
"the guy who took us from the biggest surplus in American history to the biggest deficit in American history. How is he not qualified to run teh country?"
By finishing what he started and taking the few remaining dollars that are not already in the pockets of the richest 1%?
The Door of (no depth) Perception.
"To see ourselves as others see us is a most salutary gift. Hardly less important is the capacity to see others as they see themselves, or to see that fucking door before it smacks you upside your melon."
The "National Institute for Fitness and Sport in Indianapolis" is a White Castle.
Being a Hoosier, I'd laugh if it wasn't so, so true.
Even inanimate objects are out to get would-be GOP candidates. Are they safe from no one?
Its well known that inanimate objects have a liberal bias.
Loosen the death grip, Mitch!
PS – that thumb can swirl around a bit.
PPS – now we're both sleepy
Mitch Daniels demonstrates how to give a blow job. And he shows that using the left hand keeps the right free for playing with the lucky recipient's TruckNutz. Good technique!
Ew; thanks for that awful image.
The door was Planned Parenthood. The door has won the day.
The repubs are in such sorry shape that the big news is about a guy who can't get out of the way of a swinging door. They should just ritually disembowel themselves and get it over with.
But only if they are using rusty treble hooks for said disembowling.
No, I see them. I just meant any general financial issues based on the warning in Jack's farewell post that Ken will have news about the future of Wonkette.
I could do without seeing Snowbilly's face every time I come on the Wonkette, though!
No, no, no… I like seeing Emmanuel Goldstein and going through the Two Minutes Hate.
Here's the Wonkette future: PAYWALL! How much will you pay to snark?
Also, (too) w/o chasing away any casual eyeballs, Ken could add a 'donate' button, prominently displayed.
I'd hit that.
Me too. The trolls wouldn’t, if that makes any difference. Maybe Ken could win more advertisers by doing a demographic analysis of the commentariat…
I like buttßechs (1) a lot (2) from time to time (3) when heavily sedated
Annual household income: (1) greater than $200K (2) $1-200K (3) You’d laugh
Preferred liquid mood alterer: (1) Sterno (2) tallboys (3) gin (4) 2008 Willamette Valley Pinots (5) all of them, Charlie.
"Annual household income: (1) greater than $200K (2) $1-200K (3) You’d laugh"
Awhile back, I was doing data processing for a clinical study, and one of the participants filled in the income blank with, "Too high to estimate".
I'm thinking of giving that guy a call, you know, just to say hi.
That door is just another example of the gotcha lamestream carpentry that plagues good honest Real Americans.
WIN
It was probably made by some unionized craftsman thug. I hear doors tend to swing to the left.
Just illustrating what he was doing while his wife was "on vacation".
♫Don't ya love her madly
Don't ya need her badly
Don't ya love her ways
Tell me what you say
Don't ya love her madly
Wanna be her daddy
Don't ya love her face
Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door
Like she did one thousand times before
Don't ya love her ways
Tell me what you say
Don't ya love her as she's walkin' out the door♫
Couldn't resist.
In some circles that jackoff hand motion, at least as shown, is a cocksucking indication.
Oh, and these assholes are sucking Koch.
About damn TIME we had a post with the word "cocksucking" in it!
I know it's Monday morning, but come on, people!
You know, he said he wasn't running because of concerns by his family. Isn't the "running into the door" thing what people say when a family member has kicked their ass? "Uh, I fell down the stairs, dumb me." Maybe this is a case for Politician Protective Services. Stay strong, Mitch. Friends are worried.
Thank you. Thank you, Mitch Daniels, for making us laugh at non-events happening to non-candidates, once again.
I see the jack-off hand motion, but does he also do the "dick at the side of the mouth" movement with his tongue? Because then I might see why the GOP elite are sooo taken with this guy.
I think this is what happened, 4realz.
If that's all you need to be considered a viable candidate we really should rethink our policy about foreign-born kenyans not being allowed to run for prez.
Obviously the Missus used an aluminum pan; cast iron would have been 30 stiches, minimum. You know, he calls his wife "Jim Morrison," so it's true when he says "one of the Doors hit me."
What? No discussion about not having the "fire in the belly" to run? What will I do without that phrase being used over and over and over again. And how do you get that fire? Eat spicy food?
But it's fire in his belly, not fire in his ass.
Sarah's got it! She said it!
A couple of Prilosec will put it out effectively. Plus there's a surgical thing they can do.
I dunno, but drinking tequila the night before does it for me.
But…I thought I was only supposed to seriously care about the serious seriousness of the serious proposals of the very serious Mitch Daniels? Seriously!
Man, when the neo-cons don't want you to run, they play hardball.
Door coldcocks dour cuckold. Say that three times quickly!
Mitch Daniels would have made Ford look like a ballerina.
Yeah. There goes Chevy Chase's last best hope for a comeback.
Mitch Daniels makes *Henry* Ford look like a ballerina.
The Wonkette Jr. is a female, this is my prediction.
Well they lobbed him/her a softball for the first post: nothing draws hits and responses like a Palin post. Ken must have said, "Be sure to mention stucco and flatscreens, though."
I like to think of it as one Ken's darling little children, precociously literate and snarky beyond their years.
But I posting here would technically be child abuse. So I hope not.
That was my first thought too then I realized they just sign Ken Layne when they write his posts. "Hey! Everyone does chores around here. Do the dishes walk the dog write the blog. Your choice."
Shucks, and he woulda got the sympathy vote, too. The stitches, and running as a single dad (again).
The Door in question is John Densmore.
leave John alone
He should be more careful how he swings those sticks.
(True story: I once got hit in the head by a stray flying drumstick at a Camper Van Beethoven show ca. 1989.)
I got kicked in the face by a crowd-surfing skatepunk at a Meat Puppets concert in 1988.
"I once got hit in the head by a stray flying drumstick at a Camper Van Beethoven show ca. 1989"
Lie.
It was General Pinochet's Cadillac.
"Camper Van Beethoven"
Back in the olden days of mix tapes, I put "Eye of Fatima" on a tape, immediately followed by "No Good Trying" by Syd Barrett.
Slightly OT, but maybe worth a smile?
Nice audition, Jr.
Indiana is also home to the RV Hall of Fame and Museum. No Shit.
Is his wife/ex-wife also his cousin?
He'd probably be at 25 percent in the polls right now if she were.
But is he courageous, like Paul Ryan? Have to say that having the courage not to run is the functionally identical to being a big pussy.
"National Institute for Fitness and Sport"???
That's got to be a liberal socialist thing right there. How come Daniels hasn't cut their budget?
It's a good deal, only $24.99 per month, and if you sign up during their promotional period, they'll waive the starting fee!
This is the first time I've ever read a "try-out" article.
"“jackoff” motion with his hand"
Put them on fulltime, Wonkette Media Overlords. For Patriotism.
I'd also exempt Bloomington, a wonderful college town and great place to live.
Woo! B-town! LITTLE FIIIIIIVE
A stronghold of Union sentiment, way back when. The neighboring county, Brown, had to be put under martial law for resisting the draft, etc.
You're not supposed to throw your head into the ring, just your hat.
This is laugh out loud funny.
"I ran into a door." In competition for the most disbelieved words in the English language. Other entries: "It's just a standard form," "I won't cum in your mouth," "He just stepped out of the office," "We'll fix it in the mix," "I'll catch you if you fall."
Its only a cold sore.
"We treat all our clients like individuals." "The check is in the mail." "You sure you aren't a model?" "They got WMD's!!!!"
"Trust me", while it isn't exactly disbelieved, usually produces the opposite of its intended effect.
No mystery as to the hands thing.
He's just paying tribute to Senor Wences' O face.
Perhaps, when he decided not to run, they had to remove the chip that forces him to say "Tax Cuts," when asked any question?
That chip makes it awfully difficult to order in restaurants, play Jeopardy or respond when the judge says, "How do you plead?"
Yay! Mitch Daniels/Gerald Ford 2012!
Mitch Daniels is warming up to Dr Ron
Humble Pie – I Don't Need No Doctor – 1971
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZMmV6xXYFw
Better 16 stitches in the head than dropped on the head as a baby, which I suspect some of the Republican candidates have been.
Door/Bachmann 2012!
"A door" = "Several anonymous oldschool neocon motherfuckers emphatically suggesting that he cease making any further remarks about soft-pedalling their social-engineering-oriented Ming Teh Merciless Fan Club policies like policing uteruses, making everyone piss &/or bleed for random drug-testing, eliminating what's left of a crippled Bill Of Rights or reverting back away from that whole crazy evil Commie idea of separating church & state."
Or maybe this happened: Daniels knew he didn't have a prayer at beating Hopey, no matter how many collective bargaining laws and Planned Parenthood funding he eliminated and didn't want to embarrass himself.
Mitch to wifey, "Look, bitch. I had to explain what menstruation is to four girls, by myself, all because you wanted to trip the light fandango with some trashy Lothario. And I actually took you back. So I'd say you owe. I'm not running, and I'm going to put all the blame on you, got it?"
(Argument ensues).
Mitch: "I don't care what Laura Bush told you. I can't win dragging your lazy slut ass with me. End of story."
Wife: "Fine with me, asshole. Leave the race before it's begun, and I hope the door hits you on the way out!"
Sixteen stitches put him right and his wife said
'don't say I didn't warn yer'.
Daniels endorsed a snowbilly grifter
he met in California
WHO?
I think he's turning Japanese.
Gee Marion, I haven't seen on any other site about ole' Mitch there getting
hit by a doorclobbered by his wife; Wonkette Jr. has won the internets with that one. Lighten up, also.Sounds like the old "pretzel choke" to me…
Mitch is Indiana's governor–Indiana, the middle finger of the South.
Invizzabibble blojob.
I guess he's from, like, Newark, Indiana? Or just likes The Sopranos?
If that were the case, wouldn't he be gesturing with the back of his hand under his chin?
Or are you referring to the old adage, "Snitches get stitches"?
Neither picture on the post shows the wound, only that the devil's price for being a politician is premature aging. I assume those photos are only 3 months apart?
Was it a closet door and was Lindsey Graham comming out of it?
This is normal for Mitch, as his marriage is apparently a revolving door.
Mitch Daniels is a douchebag, even doors hate him. No news.
ALSO, AND ALSO, Kurt Vonnegut and Michael Jackson were both from Indiana, so MIDWEST PRIDE! We aren't all cocksucking cheese-mongers you know. Some of us do things, "accomplish" them, even.
Red Skelton, David Letterman, Larry Bird, and Oscar Robertson. Also. Too.
To Norm Coleman, it's "Al Frankenstein."
"Dat's a nice little forehead ya got dere, governor. It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to it, ya know?"
'Lord Shorty' is how he is known among his peasants …. err….Privileged Elites
That hand gesture is the official GOP sign for "Yes, I will take the corporate manmeat all the way and I will like it." It's in their handbook.
Do you know who else divorced and then remarried?
Hints:
* Engaged in 1776
* Married in 1789
* Divorced in 1860
* Remarried in 1865
* Both have regretted it ever since
Rachel Jackson and somebody else I give up.
Wish I could get paid to workout while I should be working…probably free membership as well.
At least, this is the story his wife offered to the media standing beside a trembling, cowed Mitch Daniels. You know, because doors just "suddenly" swing open at the drop of a hat. It's alright, Mitch. You can tell us the truth. This is a safe place.
No, but really, a Hoosier running into a door? TOTALLY believable.
Jesus was going to Rapture him, then changed his mind and dropped him!
This poor shmuck is fighting a subliminal death wish. I'm not sure I blame him. He's got more baggage than Delta's Lost & Found; from his toady days with Dubya to his "cunt as big as a horse-collar wife". He's just looking for that sweet release, but he lacks the guts to suck off a .357.
Did they have a "Poor as Hell" box? I check that one.
Teenaged boy or former Wonkette commenter?
Why not both? The line between Wonkette commenter and Beavis is probably thinner than we'd care to admit.
I'm guessing that you're being somewhat facetious, but yes, one of the study groups did measure health care in households below the poverty level.
I am uneducated. Though it isn't scandalous, you would probably be surprised at how few thousand I rank above the FPL. And I am grateful to have medical with my employer, but I still buy discount cheese.
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