Willie Nelson On Gary Johnson Endorsement: ‘My Bad’

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It would appear Willie Nelson read our joke about Dennis Kucinich running for president and took it very seriously:

“I know I said that,” Nelson replied. “But I think I will wait and see where he stands on other things. My bad. Sorry. I still think he is a good guy but so Is Dennis and if he decided to run I would personally vote for him. If it came down to either him or Gary I’m already committed to Dennis. They both have said they support legal pot.”

It’s 2011, and this guy still has to hang with candidates like this. Would anybody really care if Barack Obama just admitted he thinks pot should be legal? Not really. But Willie Nelson is going to die before he sees it happen. (By the way, what’s he going to do? He should definitely get cremated like halfway and then be finished off in a bowl with some pot.) [Teapot Party via Reason]

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