Metro Section: Great Assassinations
"Justin’s Café opened last year, just a few blocks from Nationals Park. They opened up shop at 1025 First Street SE with a fine line of beer, wine, and meals oh so divine. Pardon, my rhyme but I feel the selection was worth the cute play on words." [ We Love DC ]
“Hey, It’s Ford’s Theater. That is where Jefferson was stabbed.” [ Eavesdrop DC ]
"I was surprised yesterday when I saw that there was an announcement that the Metblogs network will close down at the end of the month." [ Metroblogging DC ]
Jesus Christ, THIS was the worst feature. Just awful. When did Wonkette get good? Maybe Retro Day was a bad idea.
OK, here is the parody of the <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/coxvalterman" target="_blank">Cox - Alterman Catfight</a>.
<i>There&rsquo;s something novel about the corn hole sets ...</i> So Justin&#039;s offers cornholing? I guess it fits in with Wonkette after all.