Metro Section: Great Assassinations

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  • “Justin’s Café opened last year, just a few blocks from Nationals Park. They opened up shop at 1025 First Street SE with a fine line of beer, wine, and meals oh so divine. Pardon, my rhyme but I feel the selection was worth the cute play on words.” [We Love DC]
  • “Hey, It’s Ford’s Theater. That is where Jefferson was stabbed.” [Eavesdrop DC]
  • “I was surprised yesterday when I saw that there was an announcement that the Metblogs network will close down at the end of the month.” [Metroblogging DC]
  • Jesus Christ, THIS was the worst feature. Just awful. When did Wonkette get good? Maybe Retro Day was a bad idea.

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