Inside the Beltway: Lady with boobs is more or less taking part in boob competition. [WT]
Reliable Source: Rahm Emanuel is getting his house back from those dirt-faced squatters who tried to stop him from checking into the city on Foursquare. [WP]
Heard on the Hill: Rep. Bruce Braley is trying to give people alcohol poisoning for charity, but we are not a “subscriber” to read the rest. (What is this publication?) [Roll Call]
Rush & Molloy: This doesn’t exist anymore.
Yeas & Nays: This still exists? Okay! Apparently John McCain ate some tuna and “shared” a meal with a man. Senators: they’re just like gay us! [Washington Examiner]
Under the Dome: This does not exist.

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