Feds End Their 'Watch On Muslin Men,' Newspaper Reports

Wonkette operative "Paul G." sends in this rewritten AP article printed in the St. Petersburg Times . Look, the death of bin Laden actually resulted in a slight restoration of civil liberties! But we're still going to call them "Muslin." Speaking of which, are our friends on Facebook still concerned about "the Muslin's"?

Yes, they are.