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But! They're guilty! Fabric can never be that soft!
Wonkette operative “Paul G.” sends in this rewritten AP article printed in the St. Petersburg Times. Look, the death of bin Laden actually resulted in a slight restoration of civil liberties! But we’re still going to call them “Muslin.” Speaking of which, are our friends on Facebook still concerned about “the Muslin’s”?

Whatever would give the media and powers-that-be that idea?

Such a way with words.

This coming from a man who's job's listed as 'government intelligence work (retired)'

Yes, they are.

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