Exclusive Video of Mitt Romney Raising $10.25 Million Yesterday

THERE'S OUR MITTENS! He did it! That's 10 mill right there!

A whole lot of old white guys who could have donated herds and herds of goats to starving villages to raise and improve their livelihoods instead "maxxxed out" to the second failure campaign of a fellow very, very rich white man who can actually fund this retirement adventure himself. Aww, doesn't he just look so peaceful and trustworthy with that shoe in his mouth?

“We are overwhelmed by the outpouring of support for Governor Romney’s campaign,”

said a person who only gets one life to live on this planet but for some reason has decided to spend it with the less interesting Mormon in this contest of utter losers.

“The results are a strong indication of the national enthusiasm for Governor Romney and his pro-jobs platform."

Oh, so it was the unemployed and those worried about their future employment who donated to this rich fuck! Probably not the best financial decision, but considering the financial decisions of most of our countrymen, it's not bad, relatively.

Fuck it. We all die Saturday anyway. [ The Hill ]