That’s the beginning of any good story.
“I was eating souffle at Rise Restaurant with Laura and two buddies,” Bush said when asked what he was doing when he received the call from President Obama, according to an ABC News contributor who attended the event.
YOU KNOW IT! Bushy was getting his souffle on, son! How much does that fucker LOVE his souffles? Tell us, Yelp review of this restaurant:
We sat at the ‘George Bush’ table, which is essentially old school desks that you can lift up and discover where George, Laura, and Condy signed their name. If only the company I was with were Republican. Regardless of your political preference, it is still pretty cool.
George W. Bush lives for souffles! How do you celebrate such a rare occassion as bin Laden’s death? Another round of souffles, of course! And they have a full bar, so it was probably as good a time as any to finally give up sobriety. [ABC News via Wonkette operative "Ari"/Yelp]
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Wait a minute…what the fuck is this "event" this faceless "ABC News contributor" attended? Bush having dinner at a tacky theme restaurant is an "event" now?
And now he's eating crow.
I'm liberal and a frenchie, but wow… this really does make him look quite the whiffenpoof, doesn't it?
Men are simple creatures.
And W is the simplest of all–simply an ass.
The two buddies, slinging pieces and have little microphones in their ears??
Grand Marnier souffle or GTFO.
No kidding – that's a staple at my Thanksgiving dinner. If I had to choose between that and the turkey, the turkey would lose out immediately.
Given the uneven heating of most home ovens (my own included) I recommend just skipping the souffle, drinking the Marnier and substituting Wild Turkey for the bird.
Yet mustard on a burger makes you un-American. If Obama even admitted to knowing what a soufflé was they would be marching on the Whitehouse with pitchforks and torches.
Was it goat souffle with extra irony?
Fuck you, Dubya. that's a freedom cake, not a souffle.
And don't forget Poland, motherfuckers.
Should have been a pierogi.
The only people around here that eat those Suffles are steers and queers!
I don't see no horns.
Obama eating a fancy-ish kind of lettuce makes him an elitist and a gay girly-man, but Mr. Macho codpiece wanker who's a common man of the people even though his father & grandfather are/were millionaires actually eats souffle and won't face criticism from the allegedly serious press. Next he'll eat quiche.
His freedom cupcake came with extra corn sugar, so it's OK.
Real men don't eat souffle.
Not even at Waffle House at 3 A.M., while drunk…
He uses "buddies" because he's trying to sound folksy in spite of enjoying one of the least folksy dishes on the planet. The man is a pile of affectation.
I think you meant to say he is a pile of defication.
Did W. forget we are supposed to boycott the French, including foods & wine of French origin?
Guess we know what tonite's Word on O'Reilly will be: RINO.
"And they have a full bar, so it was probably as good a time as any to finally give up sobriety."
Oh yeah, like that didn't happen ages ago.
Pisco Sours while in S. America, for sure. I actually saw a behind the scenes at the WH show with the steards and they talked about having his drinks ready for toasts, but in the accompanying footage it sure didn't look like iced tea. If you know what I'm saying.
I'd like to hear George pronounce souffle.
Now that he's out of office, he prolly talks like he did at the '94 Texas governor's race debate.
"Suffle"
I'd like to see him try to spell it.
Potatoe
Nailed it!
At least it wasn't quiche.
"I was eating souffle at Rise Restaurant with Laura and two buddies,” Bush said when asked what he was doing when he received the call from President Obama . . . ."
I'd like to think that Obama made the call to rub it in Bush's fucking face, but everything seems to indicate that there is not an ounce of asshole-ish-ness about Obama, so I am stuck with the disappointing thought that Obama actually called Bush out of courtesy. <<sigh>>
And invited him to go to Ground Zero with him? WTF?
Maybe he was hoping that Bushyt would show up so the FBI could slap the cuffs on him and throw his ass on a plane to the Hague.
You don't get to where he did in Chicago without being an asshole. He just hides it well which means that he's an especially shrewd asshole.
Actually, you very ocassionally find a shrewd person who isn't an asshole in that town. They succeed even more than the assholes because they stand out – but they have to be exceptionally self-aware and know how to throw an elbow or two when necessary for self protection (see Obama getting more a established candidate off the ballot in his first state Senate race through procedural challenges, after she reneged on a pledge to support him and not run). From most accounts, Harold Washington was one such, and Obama's early career was inspired by/modeled on Harold.
It really disappoints me to find out that Obama has GWB's cell phone number.
As long as someone on Obama's team once in a while calls GWB just to hang up, I think it's all right.
From a pay phone. Collect.
It's only to torment him with text alerts of his polling.
What a shame. He should be eating here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People_detained_by_t...
Bastard.
I remember tales of the cowboys of old, sitting around a campfire after a hard day of cattle rasslin', digging into a Souffle and a can of pork n beans.
Washed down by a modestly oaky California Chardonnay.
We should fucking invade France for stealing the founders' favorite American word, souffle [accent aigu].
I've heard of eating a shit sandwich, but Bushy has taken the recipe to new gastronomic heights.
Ahem:
A permission slip which you NEVER gave, you total complete sack of putrified monkey shit, because you were too MOTHERFUCKING BUSY plotting to invade Iraq.
Oh, and kickin' back on a big stack of cash from the oil families of the middle east…
Talk, as they say, is cheap. And by that standard, nobody is as cheap as W.
Too bad it wasn't pretzels. Maybe it would have worked this time.
A fuckin' Souffle? Was he also listening to Erasure and wearing a bathing cap?
HaHA. Souffles! George W. Bush is a ladyman!
…and Babs P. Bush is a manlady. (or is that 'malady'?)
You may recall that a rather derogatory nickname given to Bush in his twenties was "The Texas Souffle," for exactly those qualities.
When he played ball at Yale, his nickname was "Heinie." Hmmm.
I notice he fails to mention that his two "buddies" are also known as The Ambiguously Gay Duo.
Scott Mc Clellan & Jeff Gannon?
Hey George, I hear there's a perfectly good pretzel restaurant down the road from that Frenchy Souffle place.
Attitude like that, you'll never get invited to the White House to read poetry.
Souffles? Around here they're known as 'Freedom Fluffy Egg Things'.
Coincidentally, Bush was rereading "My Pet Goat" when his souffle collapsed.
Controlled Souffle Demolition, more like.
We've all heard the tape where Larry Silverstein gives the order to "pull it (out of the oven slightly too soon)!"
Alex Jones has reported that he has documents that prove the existence of a space based anti-souffle weapon.
Y'all know he ordered a "SUE FULL" 'cuz the ain't got no "QUICKIES".
Look at that 'S' car go!! It's runnin' all over the foy grass!!
I can't really begrudge him the souffle. At least he's trying to keep up the charade by staying in Texas and not going back home the Maine. He could have easily just gone back to his New England accent the day he left office and spent his retirement sailing around Kennebunkport.
Beat me to it!
"We sat at the ‘George Bush’ table, which is essentially old school desks that you can lift up and discover where George, Laura, and Condy signed their name."
"I always felt like there were three people in the marriage: me, George and that damned Laura." — Condi Rice
Bros before hoes!
OK, I'm pretty sure "eating souffle" is some kind of code, but for what?
Not killing Osama Bin Laden?
I was going to make some sort of anilingus reference, but yours is better.
Do you know how fucking hard it is to find a souffle in Texas?
What kind of beer do you pair with soufflé?
And as soon as he hung up the phone, the souffle fell.
People!!
It's "Freedom Sue-Full!"
GAH!!!
He can return to his patrician roots and forgo the 'brush clearn', truck drivin' persona that endeared him to the 'tards.
He's still a dry drunk who owes everything to his family name and fortune.
Right wing spin news:
Bush single handedly tracked and killed OBL while eating scuffle with one hand !!
“I was eating souffle at Rise Restaurant with Laura and two buddies,” Little-known fact: this is a common lunch for Texas Ranch Hands after a hard morning of roping steers and clearing brush, really, it is, seriously. BTW, I am 70 and never ate a souffle in my life and do not plan to.
Good plan. I believe I've had souffle thrice. It's basically sugar-filled air. I'm not much of a dessert guy anyhow, but if you want sugar, go with creme brulee or tiramisu.
Fucking souffle. What a schmuck.
Your comment reveals you to be an excellent judge of food and humanity.
Geez Tommy live a little. Have the wife bake one up today and invite some losers over for a bite. You don't have to be so stuffy. Loosen your tie, mix a drink and start a war or something to relax.
Wife don't bake, I don't wear ties, drink or war no more and I definitely don't mix with losers. Try me on another vice, Winter.
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Mr. Jim Beam and that good-Ole-boy, Jack Daniels…
Think he'll request an hour long 60 Minutes interview to try and claim he was misquoted and he was actually drinking beer and doing "manly stuff" with his friends?
How much more
Frenchghey can you get than rise Nº1 and Le Creuset?Bush has "buddies?" I thought the Bushes only had "staff."
"Eating souffle" sounds like a frat-boy term for pleasuring a lady. And his buddies got in on the action, I see.
What a putz. He didn't have to mention the food he was slurping down. He could have simply said, "Laura and I were out dining with friends." But Nooooooo. He had to remind us all what a stupid piece of shit he is by naming a food that most have never eaten.
Was the Souffle made of OBL's Jizz that had been whipped into submission? Fuck Face
The George Bush table was a bunch of school desks? In other words, desks at which people are schooled? Touche', restaurant. Touche`.
Aw, shit. Now when I do an image search for "puffies," if I want to avoid a picture of this war criminal eating a French meal I'll actually have to specify "nipples." What a pain.
Darn and I was sure Biden lost the coin toss and got dubya and that Barry got Bill
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