Here is Democrat Dan Adler of California, who is releasing a series of ridiculous Web ads these days to bring attention to his run for Jane Harman’s seat in Congress. It’s working, because this ad seems a little offensive! Not that it’s wrong to have a thick accent and work in a laundromat if you choose to. You have that freedom, you know? “America: Go Nuts!â„¢” And you have the freedom to constantly interrupt people by yelling “I’M KOREEEEAN!” at them, if you choose to do so! This lady didn’t end that by hitting a gong, though, because she’s subtle. In other ads: Patty Duke, tight male bikinis, and swearing children. Democracy!
Okay, sure! His child says “shit,” which is another term for “poop!”
Our favorite part of his ads is the Dan Adler signs people just have posted random places; for example, on this basketball hoop, or in the Korean lady video, the guy walking by at the beginning carrying a sign. Californians are so crazy! They probably sprinkle Dan Adler signs on their California pizza and use them as toys in their disgusting California sex acts. [TPM]
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Dan Adler is also a stereotype… ie: white guy with yellow fever.
Black dudes date white chicks. White dudes date Asian chicks. Latinos… Latinos date whoever they want. It's in the Bible; it's a FACT.
Huh, I thought the good bookend used to categorize these things as sins. I must have my history wrong.
Not a Vandals fan, I see.
Apologies for the missed reference.
I thought Messicans dated fat white chicks.
Generally speaking, fat white chicks date anyone who will go out with them…
Only to make Juan Williams jealous.
Actually, in the first ad, he looks kind of yellow, too. Well, sort of yellow-orange, at least. Perhaps it's the dry-cleaning chemicals affecting his skin.
Boehner's cousin?
did you know that originally they used kerosene for dry cleaning? and for many years, gasoline. until there were a lot of fires. true story.
Perhaps we can convice his PR team to work for the other side?
Please describe these disgusting California sex acts in detail. I am not suitabley "outraged."
When will the "vote for me, you fat fucks!" ads be released?
Newt's releasing that one on monday.
White people are finally a minority in California? When does Orange County secede?
as soon as boehner agrees to be their ruler, of course
Excuse me. You mean: Proconsul Bob Dornan, presiding.
boehner is more orange, bob is ginger
Not soon enough for those of us in Los Angeles.
Too late! The OC's been converted to Nerdistan.
Nope, no paid stooges here…
Jewish people are genetically funny.
Yeah, well, except for this one.
Unless you mean his DNA is screwed up.
Nice try, but that was funny.
A German, a Frenchman, and a Jew come into a bar after trekking across the desert for hours. The German says, "I'm thirsty and tired, I must have a beer!" The Frenchman says, ""I'm thirsty and tired, I must have some wine!" The Jew says, "I'm thirsty and tired, I must have diabetes."
Not Joe Lieberman, though.
I thought Korean people were supposed to be smart. The one who married this yahoo must be removed from the Asian gene pool.
The general pattern is that everything is invented in China and eventually the Koreans teach it to the Japanese.
I'm surprised to see that Wonkette does not (yet) have a "poop" tag.
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Adler's "He Gets S**t Done" meme is worthless without Mr. Hankey's endorsement, though.
Alternatively, you could make the case that all politics is a type of waste treatment.
Male bikini….humunahumunahumuna
Today we are all Jewish Koreans.
One of my law school classmates was a Jewish/Korean guy; with that background he was stereotypically predetermined to go into either law or medicine.
You've never eaten well until you've had Kosher Kalbi and from what I understand, Kimchee is konsidered Kosher.
Kimchee is just a fermented vegetable so it is kosher.
Jewean/Korejew!
Now all he has to do is Type 'T' in his twitter and we can call him Sarah Palin of Democrat(ic) Party.
Shows just how embarrassingly bad can identity politics get–Dan should go far. Far away.
I dunno, I kinda like the meme, and the quality of acting is far above teabagger portrayals of Washington.
Gather… Your… Armies…
He should have his wife make an ad, "me so horny, me vote you long time"
John Adler number 1, he love you long time, Jane Harman number 10!
I have always wanted to open a restaurant, just so I could have a special version of Miso soup on the menu, which I would call "Miso Horney Soup."
I'm sure your soup will sell better than the "cream of sum yung guy" soup.
Crack me up, and on only one glass of vodka. You so funny!
Thanks!
That would be the dog meat soup
Okay, sure! His child says “shit,” which is another term for “poop!”
This was adorable in Win Win.
Is he going for the dumber-than-teaparty dumb vote?
Santorum dragged his kids into a political ad too. Look how well it worked for him.
But then, Vitter had his kids in his ads, and made jokes about changing their diapers, and somehow he still got reelected.
"My wife's Korean, I'm Jewish and I get shit done!" Campaign promises I bet he won't be able to keep any more than his son can pull off that Matrix dunk a second time.
"Gets shit done"? Needz moar buttsechs.
"Does stuff in the shit"?
Formerly safe seat
You've got to admit, "vote for me 'cause I'm a Jewish guy with yellow fever" is a novel campaign slogan. Probably because it's not a very good one.
Fairly large constituency though. LA has a Shalom Korean spa…
The way that lady says "I'm Korean" makes me think they are still rounding up Japanese people to put in concentration camps and she's eager to make the distinction clear.
Somebody's in deep kim chee at the Adler household.
Vote for me! I'm an attention whore!
well if it angers teabaggers, and it does based on the youtube comments, then it must be alright!
Is there a single video clip on YouTube that doesn't have angry teabagger bullshit comments?
Adler's isn't a campaign. It's an A/V movie.
Just needs more pixellated dong.
Patty Duke, still sexy. I'd like to spot her on a few bench presses, if you know what I mean.
Now on Wonkette: Patty Duke with a big black schlong. It's gonna be a good weekend.
Patty loves to rock 'n' roll, a hot dog makes her lose control!
What a crazy pair!
Friday the 13th and Patty Duke with a big black schlong, it doesn't get any better.
http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/23...
I'm not going to offer an opinion pro or con until SkoalRebel weighs in on this.
"Send a mensch to congress!" Really?
I know from mensches and Dan Adler is no mensch.
Didn't Patty Duke marry Gomez Addams and produce a Hobbit? Talk about mixing up the races.
Dan Adler: Sticking his political cock all up in your legislative body's pussy.
Well, since he's getting shit done, it might be the legislative body's other orifice. If you know what I mean.
huh. now i see the sean astin resemblance.
i never did before.
Ummm, Baldar. Did you just give the internet your phone number?
No area code, so not really.
Holy shit!
And to think I was going to sit this election out.
Best of all, it seems that we are likely to see more productions from this campaign…
"…actor Sean Astin has taken it a step further, becoming campaign manager for Dan Adler (D), a former vice president at Walt Disney Imagineering.
Astin, known for starring roles in “The Lord of the Rings,” “Rudy,” “Encino Man” and, of course, “The Goonies,” is the son of actress Patty Duke. Both make cameos in Web videos that Adler said Wednesday in an interview with Roll Call have helped him quickly spread the word of his campaign after just five weeks in the race." http://www.rollcall.com/issues/56_121/California-...
They mention Patty Duke, but not his more-famous father, Gomez Adams? Weird.
I recall Patty being an unwed mom before she married John Astin. Perhaps he gave the kid his name/ was his dad, but not DNA.
How could I have forgotten that he was in Encino Man?
Isn't that Cliff Claven standing behind our "D"-man in picture #1? I didn't know mailmen were allowed to endorse candidates. Didn't they have their rights taken away when they went to "work" for the government? And doesn't he live in Boston anyway? What's he doing endorsing a Californian? Alien zombie attack! Also.
And Ratzenberger is a Right-Wing asshat.
Fuckin' A! That little Korean kid can ball!
"This lady didn’t end that by hitting a gong, though, because she’s subtle."
Yeah, the 70's weren't subtle. There were a lot of gongs lying around…
Bang a gong. Get it on…
Is Patty Duke's identical cousin from England that old?
wow, whatever happened to Ross? Memories of reruns when sick and home from school…
All of it includes foulness! YUCK!
Hah! In the Gross Foreign Foods category, kimchee can't compete with nuoc-mam. Or ludefisk. (Trying to be an equal-opportunity xenophobe, here.)
You guys is krazy….kimchee is awesome! Especially homemade kimchee buried in the backyard for half a year and strong enough to clear the worst clogged sinuses. Of course, you do need to have kimchee parity with whomever you are currently swapping spit with, or there won't be any swapping of any precious bodily fluids at all.
And nuac mam, by itself, may smell like skank (okay, does smell like skank) but if you don't put it in Thai or Vietnamese food, everything will taste flat.
Hey top of the morning to you as well Mr. Downfisty.
Idiot Mcfistdown is fisting snarky comments about a Demonrat?
Who cares?
We have something called "refrigeration", now.
Do you trim your beard? Wear mixed fabrics?
At some point in time, we got to call ignorant bullshit on "Kosher" laws….
Kimchee is nature's most perfect food. Or at least the stuff I buy from the old Korean lady at the local farmer's market.
The fact that it happens to be Kosher does not detract from its awesomeness.
Smart move going after that coveted Korean Jew voting bloc.
At least he's not afraid to show his constituents he's nuts.
Who knew Patty Duke was a dinge queen?!
Given his ads' production value, I'm betting Disney wishes he'd drop "former Disney VP" from his bio.
Goes a long way toward explaining the "former" part of that job description.
I too wish to perpetrate disgusting sex acts . Need I go to California?
My buddy Alex got the number 588-ALEX. Which also works out to LUV-ALEX.
Which he had printed up on business cards and handed out to girls he met in bars.
Friend of mine has a wife named Dora. The last 4 of his home phone spell DORA. The prefix works well; he says, "Depending on how I'm feeling towards her at the moment, it's KIK-DORA, LIK-DORA, or KIL-DORA."
Forget it, Jack, it's Venice.
Hey wait. That's my line.
I think this is fucking hilarious! All of them!
I have it on good authority that in the next ad he will announce that he's running as the Wonkette Party!
Dan Adler (W-CA)!!
if i was Jewish and Japanese i'd change my to Shlomo Arigato.
You owe me a keyboard cleaning.
i'll put Adler on it. he gets shit done.
You had me at "tight male bikinis"
Would I like to tap that long-haired Korean kid in the first video? Yes, yes I would. Is this scenario something I will be playing over and over in my head while I am at my 10:00 process improvement meeting? Yes, yes it is.
I guess he figures if Trump can say fuck, he can say shit. The dam is broken. Be prepared for a fucking shitstorm of cussin' from all of these cocksucking candidates.
Reminds me of the popular bumper sticker: "HOW'S MY DRIVING? DIAL 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
So what's the problem? Racial stereotypes are a huge demographic in California.
What surprised me is that I still managed to pick up on the aggressively broken English even though I watched the video with the sound off.
Why wasn't Adler in the red "trunks"?
This campaign is clearly lifted from Heldley Lamarr's now famous call for recruits to "Rape all the cattle and stampede all the women of Rockridge." He's got the kid, the jigs, the has-been, the never-was, muggers, buggerers, bulldykes, pimps, wimps and….Methodists. "Where's all the white women?"
Needz moar "some of my best friends are black."
"My wife's Korean."
That's about as shameless a plug as I've ever seen in a political ad.
Language, young man!
Wow. The Wonkette community is actually upset by a three-way of viral/candidate ID ads? Adler's doing something right. You're all sounding like prudes on prunes. The edge has been found.
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