Hey everyone! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos! Ooh! James Inhofe got to see the bin Laden photos!
His beard this time was a little bit shorter and it was more salt-and-pepper. You could tell it’s probably the actual color of the beard. Now, what he was dressed in, some of these were just headshots so you only had the head shot. Only two of them showed that he was partially, I would say you would call underwear on, that was about it.
That’s what bin Laden wore to the news event of the year? It’s not like Joan Rivers was on hand to critique his gown, but at least put a tie on next time, dude. [Daily Caller]
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Wondering if he was wearing his "pull my finger" boxers his kids got him last year for Father's Day?
Maybe the Days of the Week, in Arabic.
Last night I shot a Bin Laden in my underwear. How he got in my underwear I'll never know.
Say the secret word and win $100.
I also heard SEAL team six took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. They're going back in two weeks.
I knew this was a Marxist site.
All Hail Marx and Lenin!
Secret "woid". Fixed.
I shoot in my underwear so often I had to buy a chain of laundrettes.
I once shot a Bin Laden in my underwear. So embarrasing. We had to cuddle for a bit after that, but she never forgave me.
Now the repugs have something new to get off on.
Sans skidmarks or con?
/language snob alert/
"Sans" is french, so the opposite would be "avec". Or did I just ruin the joke??
*sigh* Sorry…I'm annoying this morning, I know. Just know that I do it out of LOVE!
It's OK, I thought the same thing but my InnerNitpicker wouldn't let me post it.
I just assumed avec skidmarks…
"is that a bomb in your underwear, or are you just happy to see Seal Team 6"?
Mom always said to wear clean underwear, but I wonder if it matters if you're planning to blow up your junk.
You'd better listen to your mother. The ONE time I thought EFF that bitch! and put on my holey underwear? You got it — hit by a car and taken to a hospital where EVERYBODY saw the holes cause they had to cut my clothes off. I'm tellin' ya. Listen or she'll put the Evil Eye on ya.
And with this statement, Inhofe pulls into the lead in the Dumbest Senator contest once again. He's going to be hard to defeat over the long haul, particularly since Jim Bunning retired. But Mike Crapo is definitely a contender!
Boxers or Briefs!? The world deserves to know!
BVD's=Binladen Very dead.
Burqa Boxers.
What, they have a hood over the 'hood?
Maybe he was a secret Mormon and was wearing magic underwear.
Fat lot of good it did him then, eh?
Depends
On what?
I thought all good terrorist went commando.
Boxers would have fought back.
Did he have one hand down the front of said underwear and the other around a remote?
Or, like that asshole kid in the youtube video, did he have the hand with the remote down the back of his shorts?
Well, he is, sorry, was, male.
Makes sense, he popped out of bed when he heard his door being kicked in and then got ventilated. Now was his wife with him and wearing something other than a burqa? That's the real news.
Say, kids, this could be exciting, in a Rule 34 kinda way.
An as-yet undiscovered category of internet porn?
This could refute Rule 34 once and for all, in fact.
Rule 34, is that the one where, no matter what joke you think of, The Simpsons already did it?
Rule 34 states that if it exists, there is porn of it. 34 is also the traffic code (whatever the heck |THAT is) for Istanbul, Turkey.
Inhofe was really hoping to land his plane on bin Laden, so he's a little bit jealous of Obama.
"And the fact that Bin Laden was wearing underwear, even in such a hot climate, conclusively proves that global warming is a hoax."
You gotta bet on the classics.
Wow James Inhofe, it's not a Victoria's Secret catalogue, just someone's shot-in-the-head death photo.
BOTH.
He sees a picture of a man whose been shot in the face and yet his eyes go straight to the man parts.
"Damn it… underwears!"
He only wanted to make sure the carpet matched the drapes.
So Osama was wearing his Fruit of the KABOOMs?
(rim shot).
Clearly the photos prove climate change is a hoax.
Obviously if the earth were really warming, bin Laden would be sleeping au naturel.
I think it would offend his religious sensibilities to sleep au naturel.
"what I would call underwear"
That's before it was removed and divvied up for the bloodletters to cast lots over. In keeping with moral repugnance unto biblical proportions.
I'm just curious for a full definition of what Imhofe calls underwear.
Judging from the way he treats airport workers, I'd say they probably qualify. Wut? It's not as if he HAS to wipe his ass on them, but at least we all know HE thinks it's an option.
Disney Boxers, probably.
James Inhofe & Tom Coburn (both Rs of OK, of course) may be living proof that evolution really doesn't occur.
Apparently the stains on the photograph were simply the result of tahini dressing that dripped from Inhofe's kabab.
Quick, someone photoshop Bin Laden's head onto a guy wearing pink lacy panties and a matching bra and send it to Inhofe so he can post more about "Bin Laden's underwear!"
"Bin Laden's underwear" – new band name?
At least he wasn't rapping about cop killers.
Oh, srsly, that would be a lot worse. Or BLACK. That would be even worser.
Big surprise…….Inhofe is shown pics of a dead bin Laden, and he spends a second looking at the face to identify him……then he stares longingly at his crotch. old habits die hard, eh Jim?
When you want some first-rate male-crotch-watching, would you send a Demonrat? I think not!
His habits ain't all that's dying hard if WrinklyJim has anything to say about it.
What's so preposterous is that for years we've been fed this myth of what a super triple dog secret organization the shadowy Al-Qaeda was/is. Oooooh another scary tape from the scary man who has uncanny doubles filling in for him all over the globe! Now we hand a couple of snapshots to one of the dimmest hayseeds our nation has ever had the misfortune to produce and he's all, "Yep that's him!"
INCONTROVERTIBLE EVIDENCE!!1!
We should thank Inhofe for helping to dispel the bin Laden's mystique. From King of Terror to old guy in pajamas — what a maroon! But we need to chastise Inhofe for helping to dispel America's mystique. From a nation that can out think any enemy, we're reduced to an old guy talking about pajamas — what a maroon.
So… bin Laden was a Mormon? Wow… does Mitt miss him?
A headshot of a headshot?
of a headshotof a headshotof a headshotof a headshotof a headshotof a headshotof a headshotof a headshotof a headshotof a headshot, regressing infinitely.
If the Mohammetan won't come to the Mountain, the Mountain must come to the Mohammetan.
Because…oh fuck it, if I have to explain it…
The "Daily Caller" comments are a real….treat.
Wow, you're not kidding. I haven't seen that much concentrated stupid since Sarah Palin's last tweet.
A "head shot"?
What a crappy pun.
"I would say you would call underwear"
Kind of a wide berth given for streaked undies. This could be cut-off Daisy Dukes, a professional wrestler's tights, one of those red union suits with the button flap over the butt …
Our top story tonight: Osama bin Laden is STILL DEAD!
Can we move on? Or go back to Meghan's casabas?
Oh, let's please do the latter. No? Just me?
Nice. James Inhofe and OBL in the same article. Nice pairing; one dead and one long, long overfuckingdue.
Patience ttommy. He still has his pilot's license.
Too good. I want CANCER for him!
BRAIN CANCER! No, wait, you prolly want something that would be fatal.
I would prefer ass cancer; fatal, but slow acting. Does that make me a bad person? Oh well, I don't care.
You don't think leprosy would maybe hit the old sweet spot better? Anthrax Leprosy Pi?
Wait a minute — I think I see fnords.
I like it!
Did Inofe get a stiffie?
How tight? Nice camel tail showing?
Are you suprised that Inhofe is the first douchebag in line to see the pix? What would be surprising is J. Mountain didn't come into the room with a box of tissues and a bottle of Astroglide.
That was brilliant!
Did he check the underwear for santorum?
(Now that I have learned the word santorum, I feel compelled to use it in every post.)
Santorum AND a boehner.
What is it with Americans and Muslim underwear? Remember the pictures of Saddam Hussein in his dainties?
OK, given Saddam's, erm, avoirdupois, I really don't think you can call them "dainties." Sweaties, maybe. I could go for sweaties.
Wait, since when is Inhofe our designated arbitor of what is and isn't ironclad proof of anything, whatsoever?
Because he's such a complete and utter idiot and ass that if Barry told him the sun will rise in the east tomorrow morning, Jim would be facing California and going "Where the fuck is the sun?" until he felt his neck and arms blistering from the UV exposure. If he believes it after Barry said it and after the pix, it must be true.
Imhofe is just upset that the Seals didn't give Bin Laden notice so he could be fully clothed when he was shot. That is what a good Christian would do.
Can you imagine the mess in the room after David Vitter gets to see the photos?
Uh oh. BBC reports:
The US is to tighten security around the elite military unit that killed Osama Bin Laden, US Defence Secretary Robert Gates has said.
Who guards America's most elite spec ops team?
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
No one needs to. The biggest concern they probably have is someone bragging about knowing these folks. They probably are discreetly telling folks about what happens to people who discuss these sorts of folks in public. 20 years to life is the most pleasant outcome. Eeeep!
Didn't stop Scooter Libby, did it? Let's hope the penalty for outing these guys is a million times worse than what Libby got.
Xe, of course.
Forever lost to popular culture: the commercial of bin Laden pestering Michael Jordan.
Osama's Mom: "Now, young Osama. You make sure you weae clean underwear every day in case you are caught up in a highly secret Seal 6 helicopter raid of your equally secret bedroom."
Let's be honest: James Inhofe has no fucking clue what underwear would look like in South Asia anyway. It was probably just a standard kurta-pajama outfit.
But when your stock and trade is humiliating Muslims anyway, what does it matter, right?
Or maybe just a long kurta, no pajama. I used to sleep in kurta in the hot season. Thin white cotton, washed to unbelievable softness by the muscular arms of the charming dhobin … BRB.
Well at least Seal Team 6 let him put his underware on… More than they gave former Sen. Ensign (pull out and pull up).
Inhofe is sooooooo fossil fuel
Well, he's certainly a fuel, and he looks like a fossil, so, yeah, I guess.
It's Inhofe we're talking about here. Not sure if Jimbo could find it with Team 6 directing his hand.
Look, I'm as big on fanservice as any other otaku, but this is just flat-out creepy.
If he was as Mormon, he'd still be alive. (If you don't get this joke, just reply, and I'll explain it.)
Friday after something something Thursday? My Arabic still sucks ass.
Please, Jack. I cannot avoid being aware of the existence of "James" Inhofe, but must I be reminded on Wonkette?
Could be a stupid tshirt: 'BHO killed OBL in his BVDs'..
~Shotgun Laden sits around in his underwear
Bitin' on a bullet and pullin' out all his hair~
Willie Nelson is psychic. Inhofe…not so much.
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